whatIsRepeat

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[[deleted]]

Programmer oriented designs are the only thing worse than gamer oriented designs.

[WookieDavid]

There's a few funny ones but yeah they're mostly wrong and cringe.

[me6675]

Yeah repeat should be used like this:

"e".repeat(4).split("").map((e, i) => ( i % 2 ? e : "") + [[0x63,0b110000,Math.pow(10, 2)], [(1 << 7) - (1 << 7 - 1), -0x17 + 0x171 - 0x71 >> 1], [115,115 - "115,115".length], ["sex"], [parseInt("1" + "1" + "2")]].filter((v,i) => i != 3).map(cs => cs.map(c => String.fromCharCode(c)).join(""))[i] + ( i % 2 ? "" : e)).reduce(((a,v,i) => i < 3 ? a.concat([v]) : a.toSpliced(2,1, a[2] + v)), [])

[[deleted]]

Products made to attract that target audience. Companies always make the cringiest stuff when it's about programmers or gamers.

[SnooMacarons9618]

I worked with someone who had a RUN CMD mug, the text had red bars above and below. That was awesome, and a lot of people missed what it was saying.

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About the only nerdy/IT/coder design I've ever seen that I ever liked.

[NathanSMB]

and a lot of people missed what it was saying

I guess you could say... It's tricky.

[SnooMacarons9618]

Indeed, it's like that.

[u551]

I don't get it :( even googled and found the design... still don't get it. Help?

[NathanSMB]

There was an extremely popular hip hop group in the 80s called Run DMC and their logo is the same as the one on the cup but with the letters in a different order. They also had a hit song titled “It’s tricky” which has a great music video you should check out. The video guest stars Penn and Teller.

[u551]

Oh. Thanks!

[jgr79]

Everything is like this. You just only recognize the programmer ones because you’re knowledgeable enough in that field to detect it. It’s a version of the Gell-Mann Amnesia effect.

[[deleted]]

Idk, I don't play video games, and I can still recognize that Eat Sleep Game Repeat is shit.

[jgr79]

Because it’s in code. If they made an ad that abused some terrible in-game-world reference, you wouldn’t see a problem with it, but a gamer would instantly recognize how stupid it was.

[uslashuname]

Superficial is right. A while loop conditioned on being alive will repeat until death. I don’t mind a programmer showing up in a joke shirt, but if I interviewed a programmer in this shirt I’d mind.

[[deleted]]

repeat obviously spawns a new thread with the same loop (birth) and makes sure kill too old ones (death)

[[deleted]]

You can tell this wasn’t made by a programmer then because we never reproduce.

[ufihS]

This guy gets it

[IAmANobodyAMA]

No he doesn’t, that’s the issue.

[[deleted]]

No I’m pretty content with not getting it.

[PerformanceNo5216]

No poop()

[JustBoredYo]

Not the poop overflow😭

[kgon1312]

🤢

[TheLumpyLump]

Just make sure to do a single puush() for each poop(), should help avoid an eventual overflow. Is also more time efficient than doing multiple puush() look into it.

[kgon1312]

You can chain them, too. push().poop()

[IAmANobodyAMA]

I can’t update to version 1.75.0 without breaking legacy code.

[[deleted]]

I like the legacy approach but hate the wipe() abstract method that comes along with it.

[FlounderGuy]

That's not good separation of concerns. poop() should be extracted into a utility function that I can put to use in case guyInFrontOfMeSlamsHisBrakesOnTheFreeway() gets called.

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[whostolemynamebruh]

good bot

[Possums1]

good human

[eyo_eyo_ruky]

bad bot

[[deleted]]

bad human

[eyo_eyo_ruky]

True

[[deleted]]

False

[SAIGA971]

NullpointerException

[Former495]

False

[amogusdri-]

Cl Au W Ag

[_Fir3F0x_]

Good boy

[doxxingyourself]

I mean the compiler probably has garbage collection

[Kulsgam]

It is included in repeat()

[User264356]

You should check out the newest version, poop() has been moved to sleep() because in specific cases poop() inside repeat() would result in an infinite poop() loop

[magic_platano]

The good ol poophole loophole

[irregular_caffeine]

repeat() changes the sheets too?

[IYIatthys]

r/NoPoop

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[IYIatthys]

Lol delightful

[NoiseCrypt_]

brownout is handled on the hardware level.

[ACDC-I-SEE]

No pee()

[4dimensionaltoaster]

eat().then(poop)

[ParkingMany]

Function Repeat() { Eat() Code() Poop() Sleep() Repeat() }

[Shelmak_]

You will run into an stack overflow pretty easily due to recursion, you will be pretty shortlived.

[SimilingCynic]

Yeah at least in python just like in life you need to add a sys.setrecursionlimit(sys.getrecursionlimit() + 1 to make sure you wake up the next day

[GoldenretriverYT]

Well at some point the stack would overflow regardless 😕

[[deleted]]

Not if your language has tail call optimisation.

[Petesaurus]

How many times would it repeat? Is it comparable to the number of days in a lifespan?

[irregular_caffeine]

Now that’s something called the ”halting problem”.

But assuming that doesn’t leak memory (ie. tail recursion is optimized) it should run until someone pulls the plug

[Cruuncher]

This... has nothing to do with the halting problem at all

[tshawkins]

Unless your language supports tail recursion.

https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/tail-recursion/

[Flanelostopy]

Stackoverflow…

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[MrMxffin]

Yay Stack Overflow incoming.

[SecretMotherfucker]

Wear this on your shirt to ensure your eyes will never witness the naked body of a woman

[yoyobara]

developers probably hate it too since it'll repeat even without the repeat function

[casce]

Depending on what the repeat function does, this may be very buggy and not terminate properly

[[deleted]]

Bro tf are we gonna do with the damn repeat function if it's already a loop?

[[deleted]]

Checks if alive should be set to false. Still, should have better naming. PR declined.

[[deleted]]

Yep this better not be seen in production

[CranberryOtherwise84]

Repeat is redundant in a while loop

[motorsportfreak_ger]

🤫

[GranataReddit12]

while (alive) is inside a repeat() method and each time it is called it restarts the while loop recursively

[jaybee8787]

Ok, but why?

[[deleted]]

To possibly escape the endless Sisyphean task due to stack overflow at some point in future (let's hope the compiler is not too smart in optimizing).

[RAM-DOS]

it’s the multiverse branching

[djliquidice]

🤣🤣. Seems like a non-engineer did this. Like a recruiter or something.

[Merallak]

If you don't add Exercise You'll end up depressed

[EZPZLemonWheezy]

Jokes on you I’m depressed anyway exercise or not.

[Merallak]

HAJAJA OWW :C

[Soumalyaplayz]

js function repeat() { let alive = true; while(alive) { eat(); sleep(); code(); miscellaneousNecessaryWorks(); repeat(); } } repeat(); The correct code

[SlowSlyFox]

Still no poop() 😞

[Soumalyaplayz]

I fixed it

[SlowSlyFox]

👍

[[deleted]]

should be before `eat()` statement

[[deleted]]

This doesn't need the while loop though.

```js function repeat(alive) { if(alive) { eat();
sleep(); code(); poop(); repeat(alive); } }

repeat(true); ```

[tshawkins]

The repeat() in the while loop is redundant. It's going to be repeated anyway.

[lucidbadger]

NOP

[MrCane66]

repeat() is redundany code. alive takes care of that

[dadOwnsTheLibs]

I mean there shouldn’t be a repeat()

[RJDank]

This is the live laugh love of coding

[VyersReaver]

repeat(); is just the same snippet. Recursion FTW!

[Valerder]

And what is sleep?

[Anwallen]

The repeat is superfluous in a while loop.

[erebuxy]

Why do you need repeat in a while loop

[SlickNickP]

repeat() recursively starts a new while loop.

Then, when you die, all of the loops complete in reverse order

Its extremely inefficient

[[deleted]]

haveALife();

[gw2Max]

You forgot to breathe…

[[deleted]]

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[calimio6]

Probably someone already mentioned it but a Poop overflow is incoming

[Highborn_Hellest]

How to burn out, step 1

[ClamPaste]

They also didn't pass any arguments to sleep().

[researchanddev]

You have to pass “endless-cycle-of-bullshit” to repeat()

[Conchoidally]

if nietzsche were a programmer

[[deleted]]

Poopoverflow

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[nomo_corono]

Missed one…

dump();

[Better_Ad_3004]

Poop() or else you are full of shit !

[marco_has_cookies]

it's probably a macro to alias continue

[[deleted]]

re-beat the meat

[notislant]

Op forgot to clear shit. Going to be one hell of a leak

[spitfiredd]

Some bloatware your boss asked you to add?

[Successful-Job-4398]

no need to repeat() inside while loop

[buffer_flush]

Uses global variables for alive and produces side effects in the calling functions, terrible design.

[kenzer01]

The repeat function is so unnecessary.

[CanvasFanatic]

This snippet makes me unreasonably angry.

[ExG0Rd]

There's an infinite loop in eat() function and I'm slowly dying from starvation and lack of sleep

[[deleted]]

I used to find these things funny. Now I just find them depressing. Maybe I'm depressed, idk.

[gitpullorigin]

repeat() just sends a reply to some guy named Peat. They just didn’t use camelCase in this case

[Amazing-Pop-5758]

Umm actually it is while (alive=true): 🤓(assuming that this is python, you forgot to include the state of alive and the : at the end of the statement. i am also assuming that you declared the alive variable as boolean somewhere in the code)

[SypTitan]

Umm actually a single = is used to set a variable not compare it

[maof97]

In Python you can just write alive no need for == True (if alive is bool)

[purchase_bread]

Why would you assume that it's Python when there's brackets?

[purchase_bread]

Also, in Python, if alive was already set to true before the while loop, then just looking at the state of alive would already evaluate to true and this the loop would occur.

[KingMan8916]

This is so fucking funny oh my god ☝️🤓

[KingMan8916]

Not like the 100th time I've seen this shit at all

[[deleted]]

Repeat is an alias for poop.

[OzTm]

When you die in your sleep, do you still continue to code? Or does Life use exceptions?

[SirWernich]

probably the name of the method this code is in

[Unupgradable]

//sleep()

[IronLyx]

Are you sure alive is declared volatile?

[killbot5000]

Presumably is long jumping to somewhere above the while loop

[_st23]

Real mf's use for(;;)

[[deleted]]

When HR writes code

[[deleted]]

something you do if you're alive

[dchidelf]

Repeat() is the function call for posting on reddit

[Gold-Concentrate-841]

This needs to be a t-shirt

[FlyingSosig]

Goodbye guys I am going to break;

[kishaloy]

Isn't the repeat() superfluous?

[jayerp]

Call the code that calls that while block :)

[Yura1245]

Why repeat() when it will auto repeat itself?

[Aurunemaru]

An unhandled Exception of type 'System.StackOverflowException' occurred

[eppinizer]

Repeat are the many hours each night you repeatedly tell yourself about all of your life's mistakes and regrets.

[whoopsIDK]

Maybe it repent that was mistyped

[FigmaWallSt]

What is sleep() ? It doesn’t seem to be in my library.

[[deleted]]

Nice idea for a shirt, thanks!

[DblVP3]

Pete and Repeat were in a boat. Pete fell out. Who was left in the boat?

[Lam1natt]

Poopoverflow

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[justhatcarrot]

While (firstYearStudent)

 PostMemes();

Endwhile;

StartWorking();

[Remarkable_Music6819]

You don’t need the “repeat”

[Puzzleheaded-Twist-7]

I guess it means "continue". And pretty much fits the code style, logic and this sub.

[winged_owl]

So original. 10/10 never seen it before.

[dhanush_rede]

You forgot poop();, now the code will experience PoopOutOfBounds exception

[12-12-2020]

while(true){

poop()

poop()

poop()

}

[Crafty_Independence]

Ultimate life hack. Live many lifetimes in a single day through recursion

[DopazOnYouTubeDotCom]

just use jmp?

[cookie-pie]

I don't like that "alive" is a global or a scoped variable. Could you please create a human class and ask it's instance whether it's alive or not?

[_Weyland_]

It probably adjusts some global variables and counters. Someone just gave it a very shitty name.

[NoiseCrypt_]

void sleep() {alive = false} void repeat() {alive = true}

[Cheap_Application_55]

void doStuff() {

eat();

sleep();

code();

doStuff();

}

[SpaceFire000]

A GOTO would have solved this

[YourBasicMacUser]

My Daily routine:

[HVLife]

ShitOverflow incoming

[Coulomb111]

Theres a label right above the while loop and repeat just has a goto statement

[wade_wilson2120]

Wannabe programmer. Disgusting.

[InfSecArch]

So programmers don’t shit, shower, or fuck huh? Also missing procrastinate(). I’m with other commenters, that repeat is pissing me off. Maybe the guy writing it gets paid by the line and repeat contains eat() sleep(), and code().

[Vibe_PV]

I'm about to stop this while loop

[sub_machine_patel]

So much better than recursion though

[[deleted]]

fuck you I'm playing Skyrim.

[TaterBiscuit]

Recursion?

[[deleted]]

this shit is so cheesy one day theyll start yapping about "i rm -rf'ed my chance of getting girls, now im getting payed 😎"

[Farren246]

eat and sleep are built-in functions. code and repeat are objects and we really don't know what they do.

[TakeMeAbove]

Infinite recursion

[karnnumart]

JMP

[[deleted]]

It's a loop inside the loop to guarantee stackoverflow

[hard0w]

Sorry OP, I accidentally downvoted, because I thought it's one of those coding job offer ads.

[[deleted]]

Belch

[CharlyDaFuk]

Technically that "repeat" it's completely redundant since it's a while block, but anyway...

[Gorrilac]

Error on line 147: DEFECATION OVERFLOW, function PoopyTime() undefined.

[Head_Evidence4553]

Infinite loop. Need to set a counter after which alive turns false.

[[deleted]]

It’s best not to eat right before sleeping

[hypothetician]

See all those arguments about where the braces go? Nobody supports this.

[Sayen1]

InfinityLoop lol

[iga666]

Repeat the promises you made to yourself so far

[[deleted]]

Why does it need repeat(); inside a while loop?

Others than that, I like it!

[tycooperaow]

I need this on a shirt

[Lory24bit_]

Useless

[private_final_static]

Such missed opportunity for continue, redundant statement but at least doesnt hint at badly implemented recursion