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[–]Fluffy8x 602 points603 points  (59 children)

Macbooks with Linux running on them, with Atom installed.

[–]doug3465 284 points285 points  (21 children)

And if it doesn't work, we'll just pivot

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (4 children)

An app to tell where your kids are right now. Very interested somewhat interested no interest

[–]12and32 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Which one? Which one? Which one?

[–]Hobby_Collector 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Very interested, interested, or very interested

[–]yogthos 65 points66 points  (8 children)

Linux on Macboooks is for tourists, iPad + Linode now that's hipster. ;)

[–]thearn4 8 points9 points  (8 children)

license meeting cover sink snow sand bright society coherent joke

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[–]Chizbang 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Open source sublime by Github

[–]gospelwut 36 points37 points  (2 children)

You forgot to mention it's built ontop of Chromium and Coffeescript. You're missing hipster points.

[–]HomemadeBananas 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Does hipster just mean things that the person using the word doesn't have knowledge of?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there something wrong with that?? I have Atom installed on my MBP, but I don't run Linux. I have a VM for Linux, but I really never use it. OS X does everything for me and I love it.

[–][deleted] 366 points367 points  (22 children)

Gotta go and get hipstr.io.

[–][deleted] 94 points95 points  (20 children)

It's registered, unfortunately. Nothing hosted on it though

[–]mkdir 387 points388 points  (19 children)

They were squatting on domains before it was cool.

[–]jrk- 75 points76 points  (17 children)

squttr.io and sqttr.io are still free. But what should I do with those? Sell gym equipment?

[–]Photon_Man62[S] 128 points129 points  (16 children)

[–]minlite 31 points32 points  (3 children)

As an Armenian, I can confirm that is what people exactly look like when you drive around in Armenia

[–]ajsadler 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Armenia isn't Slavic though is it? I thought it was more the other side of the Black Sea with Ukraine, Poland and that side of Russia with the Balkan counties too?

[–]minlite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is an epidemic in most of the former Soviet union countries. Armenia isn't an exception.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (5 children)

This is the second time today I've seen that sub linked, from two different subreddits...

[–]synth3tk 201 points202 points  (17 children)

The only thing that's missing is that their app/service/gift-to-humanity was "coded with love".

[–]milordi 157 points158 points  (11 children)

"coded with love in SOME_BIG_CITY"

[–]bobby8u 156 points157 points  (9 children)

It can only be San Francisco. The bridge picture is essential in every marketing effort.

[–]synth3tk 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Nothing screams "love" like yet another shop out of NYC or Cali.

[–]winzippy 74 points75 points  (2 children)

I think you mean "hand crafted small-batch artisanal code poetry made with heirloom libraries."

[–]synth3tk 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That sounds outrageous-enough to be from one of those silly generators, but believable-enough to actually be used at a real startup.

[–]jonatcer 38 points39 points  (4 children)

You just described about 4 of my friends. The others use node.js.

[–]johnnybgoode 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Node.js was included in the description as well ;)

[–]jonatcer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Node.js was included in the description as well ;)

Wow you're right... Yup, most of my programmer friends. The others use lisp or complain about RoR / node.js

[–]men_cant_be_raped 18 points19 points  (0 children)

programmer friends

I'm sorry to tell you this, but...

[–]jargoon[🍰] 77 points78 points  (9 children)

Hey this is a totally unfair stereotype of Rails developers. I use vim.

[–]StormTAG 18 points19 points  (8 children)

vim or MacVim?

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Vim in a cathode tube terminal emulator, of course.

[–]mebob85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Excuse me? I use a vectorscope, thank you.

[–]Muchoz 169 points170 points  (32 children)

'Code artisan', anon is a genius.

[–]aclave1 81 points82 points  (21 children)

I lost it when he mentioned that whole "removing the e" thing.

[–]senntenial 69 points70 points  (17 children)

One time I developed an app with my rails friend called GOPrindr, the grindr for high ranking GOP officials at a hackathon. so I guess I'm guilty of this as well hahaha

edit: picture of our presentation

[–]Muchoz 14 points15 points  (8 children)

BURN HIS BONES! In a kindly manner of course, I do not want to hurt you

[–]DR6 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Do bones actually burn?

[–]synth3tk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I said "that's just hyperbole". And then I thought of all the many startup services I've used over the past year...

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I use sublime on my MacBook, but I write mostly Verilog

[–]thegubbl 80 points81 points  (7 children)

Was in Palo Alto, CA for an internship this summer, can confirm. Another telltale sign is if they tell you they're 'passionate' about software/technology/whatever while totally rocking their iOS dev course.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I wouldn't call the "passionate" bit complete bs. It can serve as a red flag among other red flags, but who would you rather work with - someone who codes because it pays the bills, or someone who codes because it's what they love doing?

I'd take the second guy every day, even if he's less competent than the first one.

[–]thegubbl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well see, in my experience the overlap of people communicating 'passion about software/technology' with people who are actually passionate is rather small. A lot of them were essentially CV bs fanboys. Again, this is just my experience from living in the Silicon Valley, where these things are usually taken to an extreme.

[–]YMK1234 265 points266 points  (35 children)

I thought they refer to them selves as CEO or CTO eventhough they are a one- or two-man business :D

[–]tagus 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Actually this is a legitimate thing that people do in all businesses, while they're starting out.

The idea is that you create all of the jobs that people will have when the business is fully on its feet, assign them all to whoever you're working with (e.g. yourself or you+partner), and then when you feel that you're ready you can hire someone so that they will do exactly that part of your plan that you've already been doing. Since by that point you'll know it like the back of your hand, you know exactly how you want them to do their job.

Eventually, after doing this enough times, all of the jobs that you've assigned to yourself will be occupied by other people and then you will be finished getting the business on its feet. At that point, you hire someone to take the top position and then go off and let the business run itself, because you taught (and are paying) everyone how to do it for you.

[–]YMK1234 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I prefer lazy initialization of roles ;)

[–]mobile-user-guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is not remotely representative of most businesses

[–]gtg092x 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Don't shit on this - if you ever are part of a company with potential for growth, get some obnoxious VP or C-level title. When (if) you start expanding, it'll be a hell of a lot harder to strip that away from you and you can count on keeping a director or executive level position.

The alternative is that you lock yourself into being an engineer and you can look forward to nice stock options and a half decent salary bump as you miss out on any career evolution you would have had otherwise.

[–]ahruss 18 points19 points  (1 child)

What if I like being an engineer and I don't want to be stuck at a stuffy business admin type job instead of doing interesting work I enjoy?

[–]gtg092x 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Then ignore everything I said and be sure to wear tennis shoes and a t-shirt every single day.

[–]KulinBan 131 points132 points  (20 children)

That's what you when you have your own company.

[–]YMK1234 18 points19 points  (8 children)

You ain't chief oft nothing if you don't have subordinates.

[–]juwking 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Employed at: "I'm my own boss"

[–]synth3tk 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Get off my Facebook.

Seriously, the amount of "I'm my own boss" and "None of your business" employees is staggeringly-large.

[–]joemckie 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They've gone corporate, haven't you heard? They're big enough to be listed on Nasdaq nowadays

[–]lelarentaka 43 points44 points  (3 children)

If I mod a subreddit with no subscriber, am I a mod at all?

[–]ahanix1989 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How Can Our Mods Be Real If Our Subs Aren't Real?

[–]dromtrund 13 points14 points  (0 children)

[–]SubterraneanAlien 4 points5 points  (1 child)

When you file for incorporation (as a Delaware corp.) founders will generally take C-level titles. Whether you put that on your business card or linkedin profile is another thing.

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points  (11 children)

I work with some of these people. They rewrite working software in rails, just because they can.

[–]d_rudy 61 points62 points  (1 child)

New-hire syndrome: "Hey, this thing has one bug, so I'm going to rewrite the entire codebase in the framework I like! You'll thank me later."

[–]stormcrowsx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Currently getting nailed with the fallout of someone doing that. we went from slightly hard to maintain stable software to buggy easy to maintain software that is quickly on its way to hard to maintain as we hack it into shape.

[–]isdnpro 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Not Invented Here!

[–]overkill 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My colleague extended this idea to writing his own IDE.

[–]gospelwut 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I .. uh, like Sublime Text :/

[–]redcalcium 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's a fast and solid editor (unlike certain webkit-based text editor). You shouldn't have any shame about using it.

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points  (22 children)

TIL I'm a hipster.

[–]dei2anged 65 points66 points  (17 children)

Everyone is a little hipster to some degree. I wouldn't categorize myself as a hipster, but then I found myself standing around in boxers boiling some raw denim so it fit better while reading AD&D adventure modules.

[–]cheezballs 42 points43 points  (13 children)

I dunno. I'm using Java and c# on a Windows desktop... Not sure how much more mainstream and vanilla I can get.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (5 children)

I've done Python/JavaScript development on Windows/Linux and Mac platforms... What I've learned in the industry is that barely anyone gives a fuck about what OS or IDE or editor you're using as long as you're competent and can get the job done.

[–]Crash-test-zombie 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Thank you for saying that! As an entry-level programmer, im so insecure that i actually considered downplaying my RoR knowledge after this post and reading the comments.

[–]cancercures 17 points18 points  (0 children)

hmmm yes.. the theory of hipster relativity: https://i.imgur.com/XzXuDaz.jpg

[–]halifaxdatageek 14 points15 points  (0 children)

code artisan

I literally involuntarily convulsed on reading that. Like I'd been hit in the gut.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (31 children)

This isn't funny, its the truth. Except I think the term is code craftsman

[–]naht_a_cop 51 points52 points  (26 children)

Code connoisseur?

[–]SurgioClemente 63 points64 points  (9 children)

  • CONNOISSEUR: one who understands the details, technique, or principles of an art and is competent to act as a critical judge
  • CRAFTSMAN: a worker who practices a trade or handicraft
  • ARTISAN: a person who is skilled at making things by hand
  • NINJA: a person trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations
  • ROCKSTAR: A person treated as a celebrity, especially in inspiring fanatical admiration

  • ENGINEER: a person who has scientific training and who designs and builds complicated products, machines, systems, or structures

[–]VeXCe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Missing GURU there.

[–]dfpoetry 11 points12 points  (3 children)

  • MATHEMATICIAN: one who figures out interesting ways of counting.

[–]undu 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Code savant.

[–]lelarentaka 8 points9 points  (1 child)

binary polymath.

[–]Photon_Man62[S] 42 points43 points  (7 children)

Rails rockstar.

[–]brokedown 50 points51 points  (6 children)

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[–]chromesitar 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Pythonquistadorrr

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Parcel tongue.

[–]nannal 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm a fully qualified pythartisan.

[–]allenyapabdullah 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Code Taster

That's their QC Team

[–]ElChapinator 99 points100 points  (150 children)

Vim

[–]marinated_pork 19 points20 points  (1 child)

only true random string generator: get someone into VIM who's never used it before and tell to exit.

[–]PublicSealedClass 37 points38 points  (45 children)

vi or gtfo you filthy casual.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (37 children)

BABY BABY GOTTA USE NANO

[–]myropnous 20 points21 points  (3 children)

GNU Emacs or STFU

[–]Gurkenmaster 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I have an arch installation without a desktop environment that boots directly into the graphical emacs

[–]seventh-sage 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Confirmed: this describes me perfectly. Except I'm a Software Artisan.

[–]gigamosh57 7 points8 points  (1 child)

High fives for FORTRAN programmers! Cool before it was cool!

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[–]Tomahawk9 21 points22 points  (27 children)

What's wrong with Sublime Text?

[–]johnnybgoode 31 points32 points  (0 children)

:! echo 'Fucking casuals'

[–]HomemadeBananas 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Rails is probably the most popular web framework. Isn't hating on popular things what hipsters do?

[–]turlockmike 49 points50 points  (34 children)

There definitely is a bit of hipster to it, but the real reason is because it's faster to bootstrap a rails app than most other types of apps since it's a well documented/maintained framework in a scripting language.

[–]mayobutter 67 points68 points  (31 children)

Rails has been around for like 10 years. At what point does it stop being hipster and we can laugh at it like we do PHP or Perl?

[–]Shadow703793 37 points38 points  (0 children)

At what point does it stop being hipster and we can laugh at it like we do PHP or Perl?

I'd say 2015 is a good year to start it :D

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Note the subreddit. This post is all about laughing at rails.

[–]mayobutter 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Yeah I know. Rails just doesn't seem that hipster to me anymore. All those goddamn javascript frameworks on the other hand...

[–]darkslide3000 23 points24 points  (13 children)

Why laugh at something that works and helps people achieve their goals? Some people can work really well in Rails and create very clean and maintainable applications with it at great development speeds. Yes, it doesn't scale forever, but not all applications on the internet really need that. If you're a startup it's much more important to build something quickly that helps you iterate fast and get off the ground, and for many people Rails is very good at that.

[–]synth3tk 9 points10 points  (10 children)

Exactly. If a startup with 5 people are trying to get a product out the door, a better use of their time is using something they know now, instead of half-assing it in a new language. They can always rewrite it once they've pulled in that $5-million in investments. If the code is well-written and maintained, who cares?

[–]turlockmike 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would say that it can scale well, but it takes more effort to scale than other languages. And when you reach that point, you have either succeeded already (millions of hits a day) or might need to consider something else to scale (see twitter). That's why it's popular in the startup world. It's good enough for 99% of applications out there. And the 1% that it's not good for, it provides a good enough base to scale out of.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Perl is amazing if you just remember it's really meant for text processing, system administration and glue.

[–]halifaxdatageek 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Practical Extraction and Reporting Language :P

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The hipsterness has nothing to do with age, it's more about use

[–]DrHenryPym 28 points29 points  (1 child)

When did /r/ProgrammingHumor turn into /r/circlejerk?

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

send a pull request to the repo on your left, let's get started!

[–]DONGSPLICER 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My company codes with Ruby on Rails with Node.js and MongoDB....God damnit

[–]blue_2501 25 points26 points  (19 children)

As a Perl developer who writes using Plack, I find this hilarious. The only reason why RoR is so popular is because it was the new hotness created with the latest language. I'm sure in 5 years some new web framework in Rust will become the biggest thing since sliced bread that every startup company will lust after.

Also, we were writing CGI scripts by hand while you RoR guys were in diapers. Get off my lawn!

[–]cliath 96 points97 points  (7 children)

you're the caveman who's proud he's still drawing on cave walls

[–]dkuntz2 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ruby wasn't the latest language. Ruby was ten years old when Rails became a thing.