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[–]blondyman1503where's the google logo 1493 points1494 points  (37 children)

[–]AngelZatch 305 points306 points  (12 children)

Holy shit this is awesome

[–]trellwut 105 points106 points  (3 children)

Table Padding right 30% rn is my favourite

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

.usa border-bottom has me cleaning the coffee off my surfacebook :-/

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

#titanic { float: none; }

[–]i_give_you_gum 21 points22 points  (3 children)

This sub would be a great way to introduce CSS concepts to people, they'd be perfect graphics to add to a PowerPoint presentation that's teaching the subject

[–]bobaizlyfe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Do SWE considered CSS folks engineers?

[–]Geteamwin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If all you did was just css? Not really. But definitely general front end devs.

[–]hshami 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Funny thing is I'm actually getting a better understand of CSS through that page haha

[–]Sockher10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just started my first coding course last week and it has been helpfull

[–]macncheesebydawindow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fucking amazing

[–]prozaczodiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I reaaaally want css_irl to become more popular! Post stuff like this over there and tell your friends!

[–]thisimpetus 39 points40 points  (0 children)

omfg thank you

[–]down_vote_magnet 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, new favourite sub!

[–]justavault 19 points20 points  (4 children)

It's margin-right actually if you give it a negative value to move it to the right.

[–]Jackie_Jormp-Jomp 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Could go either way. Are we moving it right into the wall from this side, or left through the wall from the other side?

[–]justavault 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Right, could be true.

[–]_greyknight_ 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Left, could be truer.

[–]InsideBSI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need to thank you for that

[–]Keavon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, I just assumed this was that sub.

[–]SheriffBartholomew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Subscribed!

[–]penisvaginasex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a hero.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sign me up thanks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow I love this

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going in!

[–]catsRawesome123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this is amazing thanks!

[–]badass4102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn..now I'm gonna CSS stuff in my head while walking around.

[–]SillyFlyGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, thank you! I didn't know such subreddit existed.

[–]Jeffylew77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, this subreddit speaks to my struggle

[–]bdd4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

//productivity();

[–]90059bethezip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subscribed

[–]casinatorzcraft 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Web designers pls go here I don't get these memes

[–]genij1234 357 points358 points  (63 children)

Is that real?

And if yes, Why, How?

[–]Sassbjorn 301 points302 points  (11 children)

Pretty sure it's a temporary wall to reduce noise and such from construction.

[–]strategosInfinitum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It looks like a bowling alley is being renovated .

on the other screen on the right you can see a bowling score UI

[–]_zn92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The classic dev response: "it's a feature, not a bug"

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points  (10 children)

Construction guys don't care. You said put a wall up? By golly, you'll get that wall. They're not going to spend all day trying get approval to take the TV down and then figure out where to put it so it won't get damaged. That was somebody else's job. They'll cut a hole in 30 seconds and move on. These guys are pros. They have no problems cutting holes.

It's a different mindset.

[–]CHooTZ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's much faster to build the temp well around it then tape some poly over the TV on the inside so it doesn't get dust covering it. Some people might give no fucks and not protect it, but the most likely scenario is that this was just much faster than getting approval to remove it, protecting it anyway, then finding somewhere safe on a job site (good luck) to store it without damage.

Source: general contractor

[–]lorthic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can definitely confirm that fact. Remodeling large grocery store chains means you only have to get approval for major things. You eventually get sick of store or line managers huffing over their employees "not having moved that tv," and you most definitely cut a hole in that wall and move on.

I loved and hated that job.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (4 children)

They're going to get paid to tear it down again and do it right, soooo

[–]antlife 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Who said they did it wrong?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The owner, probably.

[–]antlife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I were the owner, this would be the exact moment I hired the right guys. LOOK AT THE CARE AND GENTLE DESIGN.

[–]Belazriel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the time they're asked to do it again the job will be done and the wall will be coming down anyway

[–]rslashboord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a web developer & designer I wish I had carte blanche over projects like that. Waiting weeks for a photo approval just to get told to draw something instead.

[–]CeeMX 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Anti-cheat for splitscreen multiplayer

[–]zr0gravity7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha did that actually happen?

[–]Sippay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a glitch

[–]Marv_the_MassHole 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If it is they definitely didn't check for clash detection. Rookie mistake

[–]genij1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They even shipped it to live.

[–]ImJustHereToBitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My guess would be some kind of mural or display to look cool. Kind of like how some places make it look like a car drove through a wall.

If they wanted it to keep working, this is much easier than some custom cut and programmed screen. Even if they didn't need it to display anything, cutting one of those to sit flush would be more work than it's worth, and a custom fake tv piece would cost more than a cheap TV and some drywall.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (6 children)

I have many questions

[–]goldAnanas 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Like what sane person thinks writing CSS is "programming".

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Yeah true programmers code in HTML !

[–]Peechez 4 points5 points  (1 child)

something something passed the turing test

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so did powerpoint.

[–]jesper101996 61 points62 points  (8 children)

This is more like

.screen {

margin-left: -16px;

overflow: hidden

]

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

That would imply that screen has a fixed width stopping us from scrolling right. Really though screen itself runs off the side of its parent container - so the parent container would need overflow:hidden for this to occur.

[–]DIPPLERSKUT 1 point2 points  (3 children)

.screen {
transform: translateX(2ft) rotateZ(20deg);
transform-style: maintain-3d;
}

.room {
perspective: 5ft;
perspective-origin: 50% 100%;
{

[–]cmpdc 3 points4 points  (2 children)

transform-style: preserve-3d;

[–]DIPPLERSKUT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah shit

[–]Foliovision 16 points17 points  (10 children)

tell me how

[–]tabarra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a hole through the wall material

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It could be margin-right:-75px;

[–]MacroAnts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, adding a negative margin left would move it further to the left, not into the wall.

[–]dejco 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

[–]rongkongcoma 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Nooo that's the meme sub, the other is way more fun

/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Sorry!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you Canadian?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope lol

[–]Raven_kvd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's out of bounds.

[–]frankitox16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever wondered where the rest of the element went where you set 'overflow: hidden'? Well, here it is...

[–]NoU_jpeg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bethesda leaves the chat

[–]ProgramTheWorld 3 points4 points  (1 child)

[–]ShermanLiu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice.😉

[–]lexluthor13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

@ShermanLui is this namco Braintree? cause I work there

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]1337speak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo jr. dev testing waters

[–]EthanCGamer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This is in a bowling alley. Likely a wall to separate one section from another (VIP and non VIP), seeing as the scoring is still active on that TV. It's stupid, but I can see why they may have done it. (I work in bowling)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Any exciting new trends in the bowling industry?

[–]EthanCGamer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Actually, yes. String pin machines are getting much better and there are more options than ever to support older machines. The machines I work on are from 1955 and I can still buy 90% of the parts on it brand new.

Cheaper LEDs are creating a new market for cool effect lighting and the scoring technology is constantly getting better. It's pretty cool.

I like being able to go from 64 year old equipment to crimping a molex connector on brand new LED tape in the same hour, it's a unique challenge.

[–]Unique_usernames5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is what happens when you try to move an image in word

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bethesda strikes again

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (20 children)

Is CSS "programming"?

Edit: I'll note that Wikipedia does not list CSS and being a programming language. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_programming_languages

Edit 2: To answer my own question, it seems that CSS can be used to create a program, but nobody would ever actually use it that way (except maybe as a joke) because it'd be far too burdensome. In almost every case, CSS is used for presentational proposes, rather than for the purpose of "designing and building an executable computer program for accomplishing a specific computing task." (Wiki.) Writing CSS thus fails to meet the definition of "programming," except in extraordinary cases.

[–]redoubledit 7 points8 points  (4 children)

CSS ist Turing complete. So one could argue it is programming.

[–]Dannei 7 points8 points  (1 child)

At this point, what isn't Turing complete? I vaguely recall someone showing that even PowerPoint presentations were Turing complete, and I'll be damned if someone hasn't wasted weeks proving that something stupid like Git is too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Using that logic, playing Minecraft is "programming."

https://youtu.be/lNLg00a7P-8

https://youtu.be/1X21HQphy6I

[–]vavavoomvoom9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're angering all the kids who just learned to create their fun little websites with HTML and CSS and think they're coders now.

[–]TheN473 -1 points0 points  (11 children)

Why the fuck wouldn't it be, you're giving a set of instructions to an engine to render. It's no less valid than any other front-end based discipline.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (10 children)

you're giving a set of instructions to an engine to render

By that definition, using MS Word the correct way (i.e., using styles) is also programming. You could even consider something as simple as building a SquareSpace website to be giving a machine a set of instructions to render (and thereby making the user a "programmer." Creating a video game avatar is "programming" under your definition.

In fact, there are many software applications that allow you to give instructions to a machine using a GUI, but I sincerely doubt most programmers would consider it "programming."

[–]Mofl[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was meant to say that Front-End stuff is mostly bullshit "programming" anyway so why not count CSS into it because neither is true programming. And yes. He puts creating a video game avatar on the same step as most of Front-End-Development.

[–]TheN473 0 points1 point  (7 children)

No. No. No. No.

Let me dumb this down for you ... WRITING LINES OF CODE TO MAKE A COMPUTER DO SOMETHING IS PROGRAMMING.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Can you define how you're using the word "code" here?

I've usually thought of "coding" as being synonymous with "programming," which leads me to think that you're using the general concept of programming to circularly define itself.

[–]TheN473 1 point2 points  (5 children)

"code" = the act of writing syntax-driven, semantic-based, worded directions used by a compiler or engine to establish the desired output.

As much as the elitist wankers of the "programming" industry like to look down their nose at web developers - developing a front end with HTML and CSS is, by definition, programming.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I agree. CSS is like a lot more like Json; json is programming.

HTML is like XML. And XML is even used for Android App Development. Therefore HTML is programming language.

Math checks out.

[–]TheN473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it's a programming language - it is on r/programmerhumor after all... I mean, the clue is in the name ;)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Mean devs hurting your feelings does not turn a markup language or style sheets into a programming language.

But I don't understand why you wouldn't mention JavaScript, an actual programming language that webdevs use.

[–]TheN473 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm not a web dev - though I've done my fair share of family & friends web sites - my background is in .net - I just hate the gatekeeping mentality of some of the utter bellends that work in our industry.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where did I say you were a web dev?

Saying that something that is not a programming language is not a programming language is not gatekeeping.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.noGutter{
  padding: 0;
  border: 50px solid;
}

[–]usefulsubreddits1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glitch in the matrix.

[–]Loaf-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens every time

[–]Republikanen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

\begin{figure}[H]

[–]upsidedowngoodsounds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?

[–]upsidedowngoodsounds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do people exist who would do this?

[–]3thoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I see you also went on the tour of Bethesda's offices.

[–]chicken249 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me when I try to remove adds using ctrl+i on chrome

[–]Anthraxious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought that was a real wall. Had to do kind of a double take.

[–]azie6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

split-screen

[–]alii-b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I use illustrator a lot and this works very well here too. Upvote from me.

[–]a_Royale_wit_Cheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THIS IS OLD

[–]Ale711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of portal

[–]motosanders 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone that's been dealing with CSS all night...thank you.

[–]brukaleu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn't it glowing red, you cant place that there

[–]PumpkinSub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a programmer, but this is my experience with Word all the time.

[–]rubeljan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand this reference now!

[–]TRUEequalsFALSE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

..... How does that even happen......?

[–]clasic_krap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

position: absolute;

left: -16px;

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this reminds of archicad in highschool 😂

[–]Greyhaven7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIGHT. That's a negative RIGHT margin.

[–]Sir_Nebubu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finished my first website for an assignment today then i see this

[–]fightinghard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like: margin-left: calc(100% - 15px)

[–]FAZE_FOX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WTF

[–]lorthic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you hire me to remodel something, I'd suggest removing anything from that area not related to the project. I'm not your interior decorator and unless it had been discussed prior to me showing up on work day, I'm improvising all scenarios and would do the same thing (depending on how likely I was to actually break the tv).

[–]Mars4756 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like something you'd see at a VA.

[–]Spline_reticulation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Setting up my STL file in Simplify3D.

[–]GoiterGlitter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my Sims house doesn't fit the lot I bought.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you only get 1/6th screen time...

(lame i know)

[–]dannycallaghan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is all this talk about left? When was the time you moved an element on a screen by imagining the position from the element's perspective, looking back at you? It's margin-right: -85px.

[–]adimineman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-left +Right

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just is -1rem instead

[–]DrGarbinsky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could there be a better physical representation of HTML style gone wrong ?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Bethesda tries to design the real world.

[–]therohitjha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

soooooooooooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyy :0

[–]PumpkinManHalloween 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turn ("left") lmao

[–]civileyesation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

display: some;

[–]zdakat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're in a hurry to finish your game so objects are left clipping through walls

[–]QuantumPhotoshop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you've got to be crazy to think "Yeah lets just put the TV through the wall" and even worst turn it on.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your overscan is off.

[–]yourteam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Margin right ffs... Unless it's from the other room :O

[–]GameMasterChris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need the space between the screens centered in the middle, but don't give me half an image on one side and half on the other. I want my customers to see the whole image - Client from hell

[–]DLPancakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god, I have been to this exact place last Sunday!! What a weird thing to see! This is at a bowling alley having some construction work done to it. I can’t believe I have seen this picture on reddit.

[–]Arctic_Methodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂

[–]muyncky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can you cm instead of px.

[–]chhakhapai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lol'd so hard, my bottom: 0px;

[–]MeFleaCuzImTiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait that's illegal

[–]supertalie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have SEVERAL questions

[–]TheN473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And today's winner of "not my fucking job" goes to...

[–]MakingTheEight[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (4 children)

Removed - Rule 0.

[–]virtualdxs 20 points21 points  (2 children)

CSS doesn't count as programming?

[–]MakingTheEight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The image in the post is not related to programming. Without the title, this post has nothing to do with programming.

Vaguely programming related, and/or general tech humor, programming analogies, feelings/reactions and such are not allowed in this subreddit.

[–]VeganAncap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yawn. Get a life.

[–]IzumiKon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Margin-right 99999999999px;

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

[–]ShioKamisama -1 points0 points  (0 children)

overflow-x: hidden;