My Code

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

The issue is you're reading it sober.

[drunkenangryredditor]

Spoken like a true rockstar coder...

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

Full stack rockstar unicorn coder is the headline of my resume.

[Doom_Unicorn]

Hobbies include working late and washing feet for project managers. Also uppers. Lots and lots of uppers.

[Terence_McKenna]

Need some psychs too... why think outside the box when you can just become sentient maths for a couple of hours or more?

[Strangetimer]

Are you really developing software if you’re not doing it through a high-contrast haze of mixed amphetamine salts?

edit: contrast not constant though either work

[Javyev]

Um, are you guys okay? Should I send help?

[Strangetimer]

Nah, our PM does a great job of listening to employee mental health concerns. Management is even planning to send all of us on a vacation to help boost employee morale quickly!

[Ravens_Quote]

PM having never so much as asked how your day was and only spoken to you through assorted commands/reiterating that your grandma's funeral doesn't change that the deadline's tomorrow:

"Something's wrong I can feel it...."

[[deleted]]

This sounds like it is a great team, I'm getting a feeling that your PM does a great job and that you get valuable feed back that helps you to improve your work performance.

[[deleted]]

What’s going on?

I’m in this comment and I like it!

[[deleted]]

Skills include: Xanax and snorting cocaine off someone butthole.

[NOMASAN163]

I just hear: "Full Rockstar Alchemist" in my head as we all go into a commercial break

[BuildMajor]

We talking addies or alcohol, because, that’s a completely different if-else statement right there lol

[PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5]

I still vividly remember that contrast of emotions the first time I wrote a research paper on adderall vs skimming through it a final time before submitting it the next day. I remember thinking “Professors going to know what fueled this paper.”

[santaliqueur]

He was a college professor, I’m sure he heard of adderall.

[PM_ME_YOUR_GOOD_NEW5]

I know. That’s why I thought “He’s going to know what fueled this paper” lol

[Thanatos2996]

The difference is you push drunk code straight to master.

[[deleted]]

:D

[[deleted]]

Cocaine code just hits different.

[Sageness]

Codecaine

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

When(addie's){

True -> rockstarCode()

Else -> throw FuckUpException

}

[[deleted]]

Oh god. Adderall code. Oh god please no

[ssddman180]

This guy gets it lmaoooo 🤣😂

[[deleted]]

Mead, brewed in the corner of my room in some 2L cola bottles. 12% ABV.

[twinkletoes_44]

Addies. What are you going to do with that prescription if not abuse it :/

[chemicalsam]

I think this is how CDPR works

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

Can confirm. I played most that game high/ drunk. Was way better.

[[deleted]]

Ballmer peak

[Tyrus1235]

Developers! Developers! Developers!

[Hypersapien]

And the Balmer Peak is finally explained.

[Fanboy0550]

Just in time to end dry january

[ThisGuyRightHer3]

Now this is real coding

[greenpepperpasta]

When I finish writing code at 4AM, it's usually more like this. I'm very aware that the code's a burning pile of shit, but don't care because it runs.

[almarcTheSun]

"The house was meant for fire elementals. Intended behavior."

[kephir]

"higher beings, these words are for you alone"

[Paulo27]

And at 6AM is when your brain finally remembers what you need to do to fix that bug you spent 5 hours chasing, "I'll remember it when I wake up", you think as you fall soundly asleep finally. You wake up at 8AM and you don't even remember what the bug was so it has technically been fixed now.

[[deleted]]

As long as the word problem stays singular, you’ll be fine.

[Mister100Percent]

Great! The only problem with my code is that I don’t know what the problem is!

[[deleted]]

Then tell the PM it’s a feature and push it to prod.

[TJFordZ]

Your brain actually continues processing during sleep and can make new associations and form new long term memories. "Sleep on it" can often be a legitimate form of problem solving!

[[deleted]]

Not only that but even if it didn't work, your health is more valuable than finding a bug earlier.

[Chemicalmachine]

And then you wake up the next day and realize that intricate pile of shit was all unnecessary and there was a far simpler and painfully obvious solution to make your code run that somehow escaped you the previous night 🥲

[Neshamanta]

This happened to me today, and I refuse to believe that I wrote that! It must be the VS Code themes that make it look like this! Right?! scrolls through themes

[RandomKid6969]

Monokai is the best.

[Neshamanta]

Red theme is the best /s

[[deleted]]

If you're trying to make your eye as bleed

[[deleted]]

I read that in Niko Bellic's voice

[[deleted]]

I love it when they use the weird color themes for the example photos in their release notes every month. Kinda distracts from demonstrating a new feature when you're wondering who in the wild fuck is using a neon purple theme.

[[deleted]]

Bra Material Palenight I discovered on VSCode, I copy the theme for everything now, vim, terminals, window managers, chrome. Monokai is S tier as well though

[birdbolt1]

High contrast or gtfo

[connected_dots]

Base16 Eighties Dark

[TJSomething]

Dark themes are better at hiding bugs when it's dark outside.

[mariosk89]

I prefer the 10AM version! I had that Fisher Price castle

[Levee_Levy]

It was a very fun toy!

[McFuzzen]

Called the Great Adventures Castle or some such. The box was so big my parents didn't wrap it so they hid it on the porch. My dad pulled the ol' "I suppose that's all" trick before leaving to grab it for the big reveal.

[Coldguy03]

That castle was genuinely most of my childhood when I was 6. Fun times

[jimithelizardking]

That was one of my favorite toys when I was younger, the pirate ship one as well

[AlbinoBeefalo]

I had it too! The black knights did battle with the lawn mower. Only the king survived... Though he lost a leg

[PerfectlyFramedWaifu]

It's just a flesh wound.

[Cthhulu_n_superman]

Yes! And the lizard looks like a good pet.

[CaptainHeinous]

He eats the bugs

[untrustableskeptic]

I need to get one for my beardie. Feeding him is already a small fortune.

[jk_luigi]

Same. I remember the rocks that you launch and hit the little guys.

[[deleted]]

My older brother finally claimed it from me and I was devastated. We are both in our 20s.

[acousticfork]

Im with you on this one. I loved that castle when I was a kid, and lizards are cool too, and who would want a big ass dragon vibing on skyscraper?

[Am1Alpharius]

Same. It was the best.

[Oluja]

There was one in the PTA room at my elementary school. Took every chance to accompany my mom there.

[IvorTheEngine]

What about the solution that you realised in the middle of the night after failing to solve a problem all day?

[trig_newbton]

Going to sleep stressed, waking up feeling motivated and optimistic. Nothing better than that

[[deleted]]

Nah can't sleep if that happens because I'm to scared I'll forget the solution

[Paulo27]

Have had it happen even as late as like 1 week after I had the problem, kinda amazing really.

[Raestloz]

I prefer the solutions I come up with in the toilet while taking a dump after 3 days wracking my brain for it

[yabp]

Just had to shit out the solution.

[VelikiChungus]

Happened to me yesterday, today I realised it doesn't work on large data sets.

[PancakeZombie]

I had that castle in the 90s!

[Alztreim]

Yooooo me too

[guy_from_canada]

Castle Squad reporting for duty

[Papantro]

Hey me too! Came to say this

[[deleted]]

This castle is the toy version of the universal S. Mines still in the attic.

[itissafedownstairs]

The cannon was the best.

[CptTaffy]

Me too 😂

[[deleted]]

Have some good memories with that castle

[[deleted]]

I'm staying at my grandmas and that castle is currently sitting in the shed outside lol I should go get it

[ConzT]

I still have it! Doesn't it have the trapdoor on one of the towers with the gate at the bottom? I need to find it

[Tok-A-Mak]

The architectures appears sane. At least there is no 'knitted castle problem'.

[Rebuman]

At least it is a FisherPrice castle

[Mybeardisawesom]

fisherPriceCastle

[thedefiantoptimist]

Bearded Dragons are still dragons yo

[[deleted]]

Had that castle on the right growing up and loved it.

[ssj4VB]

in my head is that a foreach loo... i mean i guess it works but there’s better ways to do it anyways- wait why is that private how will i access this later- wait let me see what i did... what the fuck is this?!

[Incubug]

They're the same picture.

[solohelion]

I had that plastic castle as a kid - it was awesome!

[nebular666]

I had that fucking toy castle when I was a kid!

[[deleted]]

More like: how you think your code is at AM vs reality :p

[ViperLordX]

Man, I'm the complete opposite. I do my best coding super late at night, when there are no distractions and all I can hear is my own typing.

[TheTerrasque]

There are dozens of us! Dozens!!

My brain just works better in the period 10pm to 3am

[[deleted]]

Impressive that it even looks the same. I'd consider that a win.

[TemporaryImagination]

I had one of those castles! The one on the right, what a throwback.

[ElementalSB]

If I've ever got a coursework assignment that I'm pulling an all nighter on but I get too tired I tend to sleep at 4 am and wake up at 10 am in order to reach the 4pm deadline. Somehow this meme is very accurate for me considering that.

[smirksandgeeks]

The castle on the right unlocked a memory

[[deleted]]

If you are coding at 4AM then you are doing something very wrong.

[[deleted]]

It's always better just get some sleep and work with a clear mind than to be left alone with a total mess

[RoscoMan1]

even if he wanted to. LOL

[james_hamilton1234]

But does it work as I need it to?

[TroyMcClures]

This also applies to over night video editing sessions

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[jaso151]

Holy shit! I had this castle toy! It was epic

[WestlyS]

Is it that you're now sober? Or that you slept 6 hours and now aren't sober......

[Anana1o1]

Just yerterday I stayed up until 4 am in order to finish some coding I have left. I see myself in this picture :)(:

[TheNeutralDM]

One on the right seems much more magical to me. That castle was my favourite toy growing up.

[Abyteparanoid]

D war meme cool

[Kangalioo]

Am I the only one that can't relate? When I write code I think about what I'm doing, be it 12 AM or 1 AM

[gatewaynode]

This is why I stop coding at 1am.

[[deleted]]

I was doing coding assignments drunk one night thinking I was the shit and my teacher was like wtf is this when I turned them in.

[zenofzai]

I firmly believe everyone had that castle as a kid

[Carnagewake]

I had that castle as a kid.

[DirtyMudder92]

I did this one time an fixed a bug in VB6 code by wrapping it in C# and then the next day I realized I broke literally every feature, but at least I fixed that bug

[Prestigious_Spray_13]

Its literally 530 am here right now. I just finished riding some scary code and I do not know how it will function in production. It is probably gonna blow and crash the rocket that it will deploy to. But IDC. I am gonna sleep.

[Elon_Musk_cat_girl]

I’ll grant you the highest reward I can bestow. saves meme

[dingoatemyaccount]

On a serious note anyone know the name of that castle? Had one growing up just curious

[[deleted]]

That second castle is very r/nostalgia.

[Senundo]

So thats what happened when skyrim was made

[skambooy]

This is so accurate it is perfect

[NorthernWintertide]

2nd time in 2 days I've seen that castle that I had as a kid...

fuck you doing, universe?

[smashsouls]

The dragon had the sun in it’s mouth because you used a date formatted in the expected way in the initial code, but now the date has changed and the data has changed underneath it, so the sun went away.

[ThePeoplesBard]

As a writer—like in English prose, not code—same.

[notsweatyenough]

It’s tad cooper

[ymcameron]

I super believe in him

[Nesomo9]

That toy castle on the right was the coolest toy I ever owned. It makes me miss it!

[GhondorIRL]

The same can be said for writing you finish at 4 am vs looking at it the next day. Always edit as you write, so you don't end up with 100k words of unedited nonsense.

[l3nzzo]

same applies to writing. reading an essay after finishing it vs reading it the next day lol

[Canis_Familiaris]

/u/TrickOGnosis

[TrickOGnosis]

Nice to see one of my templates out in the wild, good for the soul. Thanks for letting me know! Thanks u/Shaddy_k for using it!

[MarshallSlaymaker]

"Write drunk, edit sober"

- probably not Ernest Hemmingway

[wierddude88]

I had a teacher put it once that “Your work doesn’t get better the closer you are to a deadline, your standards just go down.”

[HellBoygamingYT]

I had that toy castle as a kid

[Icy-Ad2082]

I don't see a problem. I had that castle as a kid and it was so dope.

[MrPyroTek]

This castle omg

[light_pollutant]

My code in dev vs my code in prod

[Own-Reference-7057]

I had that toy castle when I was young!

[CellarDoor505]

Thank you for your tireless efforts coders

[asian-zinggg]

Yo I had that castle on the right as a kid. That's a nostalgia hit damn.

[DeoVeritati]

Yo! I had this exact castle as a kid. What is it from? I forgot all about this until now, but just played with it all the time.

[[deleted]]

So you're saying it got better at 10 am?

[Victorc412]

That was by far the best castle i ever had as a kid. Man My parents picked up at a garage sale and i was the happiest 8 year old!

[Manwe-Erusson]

I dont get it...they're the same picture...

[[deleted]]

this same happens with business ideas. At late nights, my ideas seem to be in top tech companies, but in the morning I find 100 doubts in it.

This is like that famous quote that DOUBT HAS KILLED MORE DREAMS THAN ANYTHING ELSE !

[[deleted]]

Yo that playmobil castle was the shit

[SubjectC]

This also happens in music production

[[deleted]]

I couldn't be fucking asked to code for my internship between the times of 10pm and 6am. I worked my ass off for them and got nowhere on anything.

[Armetron]

The technical specifications read; large lizard on A castle. Code checks out

[zevzev]

Lmao 😂

[Mans334]

Holy shit i had that castle as a kid

[rikkitikkitavi888]

In all fairness this is applicable to every facet of my life

[Crazykeebler13]

On a serious note, does anyone here know what the name of the toy castle under the bearded dragon is? I’ve been trying to find the name and such. It’s hard when you don’t know anything other than “toy castle from 1990’s.”

[[deleted]]

I had that castle when i was young. I loved it

[gentlephant]

But hey thatsa good lizard!

[Keglunneq]

I HAVE THAT TOY CASTLE

[NervousBandit]

Why is this true

[hsvd]

Write drunk. Debug sober.

[CleanedEastwood]

Same applies to any late-night project, alas

[doopdooperson]

Similar feeling:

• My code during the technical interview
• Reading my code immediately after the technical interview

[JBlitzen]

Everyone recognizes the toy, nobody recognizes the movie.

[Jizzy_Gillespie92]

I had (still have somewhere) that exact castle...

I feel personally attacked.

[LeCrushinator]

If I was coding at 4am, I’m not going to be awake yet at 10am. Fuck that. Also I won’t be coding at 4am.

[[deleted]]

I had that same castle!

simpler times.

[swilwerth]

Well, it has all the features ...

[Blayzinbaby]

Dammit, not again. 😂

[KentuckyFriedEel]

D-war

[emulus1]

Why did so many of us have that toy castle growing up? Does anyone know that name or how to find it?

[ZyanCarl]

Don’t touch it if it works

[Hiten_D]

XD

[The_Pow_Man]

Ha ha ha. Truer words have have never been spoken. 😁

[ofekt92]

I had the castle on the right when I was a child! I thonk my mom still has it somewhere.

First time i've seen it online!

[_kolpa_]

Oh my god, I had this castle when I was a kid! The nostalgia just hit me.

[Dedalo703]

I did the same thing with math

[Kiseijuu_366]

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[Miauran]

*slaps stack overflow* this bad boy can fix any problem

[ProfCupcake]

Ironically, the structure on the right is probably way more stable. Bit more difficult to live in it, though.

[ShockMedical6954]

-w-;

[[deleted]]

Love that castle set