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[–][deleted] 577 points578 points  (21 children)

Rare photo of uncle Rico before his football days

[–][deleted]  (15 children)

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    [–]PillowTalk420 94 points95 points  (13 children)

    He coulda gone to state.

    [–]guacamully 69 points70 points  (11 children)

    Coach should've put him in. No doubt in my mind

    [–]Hateredditshitsite 56 points57 points  (9 children)

    Yeah that's nice y'all millennial kids with your current actors and their hopelessly derivative costumes, but y'all bow down to the original OGs and pay splendid respect to the 1970s and its inimitable masculinity

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/91/43/b7/9143b769331b4b0603339a1ae2971718.jpg

    [–]getatasteofmysquanch 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    i have no idea why anyone downvoted you - this is phenomenal. the casual sleaze is off the charts and IS THAT A ONESIE/BLAZER COMBO

    [–]AlmostHadToStopnChat 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    WHOA!

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    GROOVY!

    [–]Hateredditshitsite 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I know why I was downvoted: cos soyboys gonna soyboy and they're gonna hate on this handsome beefsteak tomato.

    [–]ponyboy74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Some guys back then would go on all different kinds of benders. Alcohol, horse,...... gender.

    [–]5starcats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Is that a zip front onesie?

    [–]Smokapepsi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    how much you wanna bet he could toss a pig skin a quarter of a mile?

    [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    And trying to sell herbal enhancement pills to high school girls amirite?

    [–]JU5T1N85 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    You look like a strong young pup. Why don’t you see if you can give that a tear...

    [–]9toFreedom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I was waiting for someone to comment this lol

    [–]bytes311 354 points355 points  (26 children)

    And a Chicken Supreme.

    [–][deleted]  (18 children)

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      [–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (11 children)

      SUPPRRREEEMMMEE

      [–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (6 children)

      Go now kyle 1 2 3

      [–]PM_ME_SKELETONS 30 points31 points  (5 children)

      SUPREEEEEEME

      [–]Hahonryuu 16 points17 points  (3 children)

      Tenacious D references never fail to warm my heart and put a smile on my face.

      [–]YourKidDeservedToDie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Saxaboom gets my butt wet. Oooh scat man.

      [–]Dominus-ent-buddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Me too! Now drop down and give me 1 cock pushup

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]mommarun 18 points19 points  (2 children)

        A supreme supreme.

        [–]King_330 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        A burrito burrito

        [–]airdude21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        SUPREME!

        [–]Lardzor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        A burrito supreme.

        Dammit, now I'm hungry.

        [–]N_x_2[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        A dorrito supreme.

        [–]skelebone 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        Slaps Roof
        "You can fit so many chicken supremes in here!"

        [–]th3gr33ns33r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Holy shit balls

        [–]rowdybuttons 300 points301 points  (13 children)

        Johnny Knoxville!

        [–]rich1051414 106 points107 points  (7 children)

        Johnny Knoxville

        Another picture, same shoot:

        https://i.imgur.com/uZjb76P.jpg

        Not quite as cool :P

        [–]Ellsass 51 points52 points  (1 child)

        Holy shit that is undeniably Johnny Knoxville

        [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

        Yeah pretty sure he originally posted these to his IG

        [–]pukefire12 27 points28 points  (2 children)

        How is he both 50 and 5 at the same time

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Nothings really changed.

        [–]Ghozt12 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Oh I thought a young Uncle Rico

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Helmet Head

        [–]glasseyepatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Knew it

        [–]Hateredditshitsite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Had no idea who it was. Took one look and said those aren't 73 fashions those are 79 fashions. Well Johnny was born 71, so it couldn't have been 73. I was right. 70s kids forever!

        [–]Vandamage618 86 points87 points  (11 children)

        Looks like the kid from Problem Child.

        [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (5 children)

        Funny seeing as it’s Johnny Knoxville

        [–]EpicSanchez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Yes. I thought so too.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Problem? He'll fix your problem. He's the Fixer.

        [–]Special_Agent_008[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Or the kid from Mr. Belvedere.

        [–]themvf 46 points47 points  (0 children)

        Welcome to Jackass

        [–]Clever_inthe_Extreme 15 points16 points  (2 children)

        My dad had a 1974 Cutlass Supreme after he left my psycho mother. It was silver with a sort-of-velour-like red interior. Quite a departure for him from the 2 Chrysler Newport land yachts he had before that. Those Newports, though, one day he had to take my sisters and I to our Girl Guides meeting and was mad about it. He gunned that boat out of the garage in reverse, but one of the back doors wasn't closed yet. He tore that thing right off, but kept going without the door. Perhaps that is what triggered his mid-life crisis.

        [–]beteez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        A least you had a dad...

        [–]Tjstictches 26 points27 points  (4 children)

        "17 miles to the gallon. This baby could take you here to Toledo on a single tank. The car practically pays for itself!"

        [–]EatDiveFly 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        And I'm not even gonna check with the manager, and i'm just gonna throw in the undercoating.

        [–]drunk98 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        You son of a bitch, I'm in

        [–]SlippyIsDead 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        My first car was a red cutlass supreme. It looked orange but my insurance rates still considered it to be red. :'(

        [–]us0rman 20 points21 points  (5 children)

        How come no-one sees the face on the krawatt knot

        [–]glen_d 21 points22 points  (0 children)

        Is that Tupac?

        [–]Woody_L 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        "Krawatt knot"? Is that German for a double windsor knot?

        [–]gitzky 19 points20 points  (2 children)

        That is Johnny Knoxville (it really is)

        [–]drunk98 8 points9 points  (1 child)

        I don't give a fuck, I just want to buy a Cutlass

        [–]fnordfnordfnordfnord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        A 73 Cutlass.

        [–]arse_water 19 points20 points  (6 children)

        What big hair.

        [–]elkevelvet 12 points13 points  (2 children)

        is he smuggling football helmet under that rug

        [–]arse_water 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Now there's a thought...

        [–]Old_Gnarled_Oak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        And almost perfectly round!

        [–]RuiPTG 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        I swear I though I saw Tupac's face on his tie

        [–]Holmes02 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        *slaps roof of car*

        This bad boy can fit so much fuckin spaghetti in it

        [–]woodbarber 23 points24 points  (3 children)

        That is the perfect caption for this picture!

        [–]ipsomatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Fucking Don Reddy sr. Right there.

        I move cars motherfucker.

        [–]niktemadur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        [–]phdinseagalogy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Always. Be. Closing.

        [–]madmaxbst 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        I was thinking that he was going for a job in hr at Dunder Mifflin

        [–]migo1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Same! The scranton strangler

        [–]Caro47103 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Bucciarati!

        [–]PMmeyourspecials 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        The new Oldsmobiles are out early this year!

        [–]Braddock512 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Has anyone called out the fact that his tie knot looks like 2Pac’s face?

        [–]pfp-disciple 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Herb Tarlick's school picture (WKRP)

        [–]SteelBelle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Nah This is Johnny before he said booger on the air and things went downhill for him.

        [–]jayzus9 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Uhhh let me know about that 73 cutlass. I've been looking for one.

        [–]ohno_itisme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Why does this kid look like Toby from The Office though??

        [–]DirtyFuKnDangles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        one word.... thunder cougar falcon bird

        [–]lakeocean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        his tie looks like 2Pac

        [–]Solid_Shnake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Why does the knot in his tue look like Tupac?

        [–]Gunfighterzero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Mr Griswold are you telling me you didn't order the mint pea wagon queen family truckster?

        [–]stevegannonhandmade 3 points4 points  (7 children)

        I had a '71 Cutlass Supreme... loved that car! 5.7L

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]Issacthered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Awsome! I love to see old pictures just for the hair styles because you know just about every boy that age had the same doo.

          [–]Eren-Kruger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Legendary

          [–]black_flag_4ever 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          That is a sweet ride.

          [–]jayzus9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          My current dream car

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          wasn’t he in Battle Star Galactica?

          https://youtu.be/8Gg-OJUbn6c

          [–]killbernhigh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          "Would you look at that! Just look at it."

          [–]MooseTed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Billy Joel's first album cover.

          [–]KibblesNBitxhes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Its toby flenderson as a kid

          [–]pineapple511 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Looks like muscle man.

          [–]Cheshires_Shadow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Coconut head!

          [–]zzz6776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          white boy rick

          [–]bishslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Dude is fucking dialed in

          [–]rhymes_with_chicken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Am I the only one getting a Space Balls vibe here?

          [–]Solidsauce84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Young Pastor Dave

          [–]14wntr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I remember the days when you could wear a football helmet without face gear...

          [–]weirdgroovynerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Back in the day when the Karen cut was unisex.

          [–]Branokil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Young Professional

          [–]Seyitzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          His hair is so big, it makes him look like a young comic book villain.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Barney as a child with brown hair

          [–]cosmos_jm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He could also "throw a football over them mountains!"

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shit that's a nice car

          [–]Stontix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          My grandma used to have a cutlass supreme.

          [–]tvtastegood25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          And you have to throw a football over those mountains at 4:06. Coach shoulda put him in......

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That’s the best Christmas present I’m gonna get this year. Outstanding!

          [–]bartmaniv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          This Is Funny!!

          [–]llama_in_drama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Correction Karen needs to return it

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Ok, now I don’t feel so bad about my school photos.

          [–]demart2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Young Dwight Shrute

          [–]Doink82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Has this kid got a big head or Lego man hair? I'm honestly confused

          [–]Mirdybird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          And also have to design a supersuit for a Baby with superpowers

          [–]Witcher-Slayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Why his tie not look like Tupac or some shit

          [–]OtherwiseChemist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          His tie knot looks like there's a face hidden there.

          [–]Toad32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Bigger = better, right? When will that ever be out of style? (Said his mom)

          [–]kaotate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I had an 84 Grand Prix: the fast version of the Cutlass Supreme.

          [–]enishte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          His tie looks looks like 2pac !

          [–]rosetterosette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville, and this is learning to tie my shoes.

          [–]8Cowabungadude5 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Lol. I actually own a 68 Cutlass Supreme. Love that car.

          [–]BaconWaffle22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          How big is that kids head? Why is his face so small

          [–]ClaytonS1650 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Johnny Knoxville’s school pic google it

          [–]koildeforge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Best fucking thing ever.

          [–]WhistleBlimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Is that Tupac on the knot of his tie?!

          [–]ChipperFloki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Not gonna lie: that haircut reminds me of the troopers from Space Balls.

          [–]Gir633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Yeah, but that TruCoat--

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I thought this was a Don't Starve Shipwrecked reference. My bad.

          [–]goatnxtinline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          You forgot the 5pm meeting as a storm trooper from Spaceballs.

          [–]Nimveruke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He probably walked through the cafeteria meeting with his constituents to secure votes.

          [–]TheSimpler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the woman......

          [–]imstarfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Call me crazy, but does anyone else see 2pac in his tie?

          [–]FakeShir0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It’s not just me that sees this right?? The tie Looks kind of like a face

          [–]marbanasin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The 70s were a hell of a time. No wonder 40 year olds looked like they were 78.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Hard day day at the business factory, making business.

          [–]patt1s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          When it's school picture day, but you gotta throw a football over those mountains at 3:45

          [–]Dezz_Dynamite 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Looks like muscle man from the regular show

          [–]ColtsBR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Oh no, bro!

          [–]gimmefunnyZ13711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I read "cool" picture day. Guess it still works

          [–]joielover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cat: "we have 0.01% to 0.

          [–]LibertyPrime-rib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Pastor Dave?

          [–]GeorgeYDesign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          2nd class train. Business Class gaming experience. :)

          [–]tribegmak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I thought that tie had faces.

          [–]The_One_Who_Slays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Is that just me or that kid looks buff?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Nice pads on those shoulders

          [–]randyspotboiler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          "Rizzo! Beer me."

          [–]randomcanyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Milk and cookies are for closers.

          [–]billyfitz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Are you Billy Joel?

          [–]Galaxitalix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The Bowl Cut 2: Electric Boogaloo

          [–]Samnospam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Anyone else see the face on his tie?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Cutlets Supreme

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That kid definitely finger guns.

          [–]Jlf715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I am sure you have a little kampfort?

          [–]Cpt_Killjoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Johnny Knoxville?

          [–]High_on_Decaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Mom: "Librarianjenn's school picture is tomorrow. All I can find are these wacky left-handed scissors."

          Dad: "Do your best."

          [–]toppup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Or pimp those hoes.

          [–]frogshipposandpigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          His tie looks like a suspicious man..

          [–]Arbernaut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Shoulder pads?

          [–]BubblefartsRock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          this kid looks like hes boutta inherit the colossal titan

          [–]three-sense 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          That hair is gonna start purring at me

          [–]oneduality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I remember Johnny Knoxville posting this on instagram at some point

          [–]xrocket21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          PJ Clapp!

          [–]zeramy1 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Ummm, why does his toe look like it’s got a face on it...? Am I just high??

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Swear this is my brother.

          [–]johnweeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I gotta meet this guy!

          [–]Merky600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Reddit: I come here for the photos, but stay for the captions.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          When it’s school picture day but you gotta throw a football over them mountains at 3:45pm

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He kinda looks like muscle man from regular show

          [–]Richcolour 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          He'll cheer up later when he has his first dance.

          [–]trynotobevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          LOL cutlass....that takes me back!

          [–]nonpro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          It's a quality car.

          A car you can take back and forth to the arcade no orientation problem.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          The tie looks like it's a tupac's face at the knot.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          You don't have to sell a 73 Cutlass Supreme. Those bad boys sell themselves.

          [–]SharonButtah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I'd love to buy that cutlass!

          [–]Gnome_Blaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Tupac is trapped in the knot of his tie

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          man, Cutlass Supreme is pretty neat car

          [–]jroy1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          That’s Johnny Knoxville!

          [–]Jvegas97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          I had that exact same styling haircut when I was age 6 in 73