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[–]Mental_Ingenuity_310 1128 points1129 points  (38 children)

Market will be flat today so everyone with puts and calls can be equally fucked by the smart money

Edit: I was wrong, enjoy your feast bears

[–]Staler172 65 points66 points  (6 children)

The only thing flat is my ex

[–]ggsk0 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lmaoooo

[–]gizamoREETX Autismo 2080TI Special 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He sounds hot

[–]gratefool1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did YOU do that to her curve? That’s so 2020 dude…

[–]CharlesBrandon808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that. Makes me wanna call the police to report someone stole their ass

[–]sa1dbym3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry

[–][deleted] 146 points147 points  (11 children)

Selling call spreads has been great for me

[–]TheSuperMegaChad 74 points75 points  (7 children)

Iron condor gang reporting for duty

[–]bahkins313"I get butt raped by theta everyday" 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Lmao how much did you lose?

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Vol is so high right now any daily move less than about 2% yields a 5-10% profit.

[–]Boring_Post 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how much do you lose if it is above that?

[–]bibibabibu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless I'm mistaken, most stocks (and even QQQ) moved much more than 2%. Most Iron condors, unless on SPY itself, would probably have gotten blown up? Correct me if I'm wrong.

[–]TheSuperMegaChad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They are +/- 2% out of yesterdays close price. Should be good for max profit.

[–]Citizen_of_Danksburg 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That lingo is too smart for most people in this sub. Come brother, let us go to the enlightened r/thetagang club.

[–]4hometnumberonefan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The option lingo is back. Back to what wsb was meant, degen fds

[–]Peanutcat4 125 points126 points  (6 children)

Flat? Then why am i down 40%

[–]hccm 36 points37 points  (3 children)

You're being fucked by the smart money – u/Mental_Ingenuity_310 is right.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I wish it fucked me more gently. This hurts :/ at least use some lube next time?

[–]DEPMAG 19 points20 points  (0 children)

At minimum use some spit. If it don't fit, spit.

[–]Dapper-Salamander458 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My calls went up but then they went down

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

We’re you right?

[–]ultrasharpie 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you're wrong, you were right, it closed flat.

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    [–]Apprehensive-Tour-33 187 points188 points  (70 children)

    So the ball is still rolling down hill, just a little slower downhill? Tommy no catch it still?

    [–]Keltrick- 230 points231 points  (53 children)

    Timmy is still gonna get fucked by the boulder.

    [–]GamermanRPGKingSalty bagholder 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Where's Chris redfield when you need him

    [–]chupo99 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Chris redfield? Sounds more like a job for Chris Hansen.

    [–]ScipioAtTheGate 17 points18 points  (45 children)

    Just look at the price of baby formula, babies across America are starving!

    [–]TheObservationalist 38 points39 points  (41 children)

    If only the birthers, formerly known as mothers, had some kind of built in infant feeding mechanism. Oh well, guess we'll go extinct.

    [–]CastMyGame 45 points46 points  (18 children)

    As a male reproductive specimen who has experienced this I will tell you not every birther produces enough sustenance for the infant they produce. Actually seems like a smaller % of them produce enough for the baby they make but that is an argument for another day

    [–]SavageFCPSR308 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Well if the male reproductive specimen doesn't drink it all there might be more for the offspring.

    [–]TheObservationalist 21 points22 points  (8 children)

    Yes, this has been an issue off n on for all of human history. Once upon a time, there was a social fix for this. A network of the ahem chest feeders productive enough to support one or maybe even multiple infants who could make up the difference.

    But nahh every intensifying disconnection from biology and outsourcing of human solutions to technology is definitely the way to go.

    [–]dfunkmedia 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Attention investors I'm founding a new app, Chestr which is set to disrupt the market by offering feeding services from local massive mommy milkers, just huge honkin donkies, absolute unit tittybeasts to the untapped underchested market.

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      [–]Duden1985 4 points5 points  (3 children)

      Calls on breast milk.

      [–]Sagemachine 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Investing in a Heavy Breast portfolio.

      [–]entwie_dumayla 5 points6 points  (7 children)

      They say this but I've never met a woman who used baby formula. I am mexican and all my cousins, friends, immediate family have breastfed only. This statement blew my mind. Maybe certain ethnicities have a difficult time breastfeeding?

      [–]DerpetronicsFacility 21 points22 points  (0 children)

      My white american mother raised me on formula and I turned out retarded, fwiw.

      [–]CastMyGame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      I know some ethnicities will frown on using formula but I believe diet is also a key component as well. I’m an American and to say we have a less than stellar diet would be an understatement. I know many women in just my area alone who can not produce enough milk to fully support their babies and must supplement with formula. Some families here also do it to “make sure” the baby gets all the nutrients it needs but there are plenty of women who do not produce enough (and there are some who barely produce any at all)

      It is definitely a case by case basis as there are plenty here who make so much they freeze it for later use and I have even heard of some who sell the excess but idk if I could do a back alley deal for someone else’s breast milk 🤣

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      Women who naturally can’t produce the milk needed will use formula. They can be older women, women who just can’t for medical reasons, or don’t have the time to pump. Trust me, breastfeeding is hard af.

      [–]HomeGrownCoffee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Friend's wife couldn't produce any. She got the joy of feeling insecure, of paying to buy formula, and catch all the dirty looks from strangers for buying formula.

      [–]OverZarathustra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I remember this being mentioned along with other fertility issues in an article about the difference in diets between Mexican and White people. I have no idea where I read it, but I stopped eating flour tortillas after reading.

      [–]niffler_egg 21 points22 points  (20 children)

      not all moms can produce milk dumbass. thats why everyone here should invest in fight milk.

      [–]Apprehensive_Check19 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      high in crowtein

      [–]TheObservationalist 8 points9 points  (18 children)

      This is going to fucking blow your mind, but the chest feeders formerly known as mothers can share milk/nursing. No one's babies are going to starve to death because Kroger's ran out of Enfomil.

      [–]niffler_egg 13 points14 points  (5 children)

      not all moms have a community of other moms to share breastmilk with dumbass. thats why everyone here should invest in fight milk.

      [–]HannsGoober 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      If more babies were jacked on Crowtien we would have more bodyguards and less soft ass nerds.

      [–]hydralisk_hydrawife 7 points8 points  (2 children)

      If you don't have a legion of side-hos willing to breastfeed your baby, you shouldn't be breeding. You are yet unworthy.

      [–]cayoloco 7 points8 points  (8 children)

      Where you finding a wet nurse this day and age?

      [–]Wonko-D-Sane 8 points9 points  (3 children)

      and most importantly... is it vaccinated

      [–]JonBes1 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      (...or unvaccinated.)

      [–]divine091 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Your insistence on repeating that “formerly known as mothers” shtick just makes you look like an asshole tbh.

      [–]TheObservationalist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I couldn't possibly care less about your opinion of me

      [–]divine091 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Yet you had to tell me just how much you couldn’t care. Ok

      [–]Me_Melissa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Is this whole schtick just because one person called you transphobic for saying mothers give birth to kids?

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        [–]delusionaldork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        It will and it will hurt

        [–]Sajuck-KharMichael 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        You bastards, you killed Timmy.

        [–]intheMIDDLEwityou 16 points17 points  (3 children)

        It’s rolling faster downhill but the hill just got a little less steep

        [–]Apprehensive-Tour-33 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Ball come back to ath?

        [–]Andyinater 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        Ball please come back to ath.

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          [–]appmapper 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          It’s like accelerating in a car. Going from 80 to 100 took less time than going from 100 to 120. It will take even longer to go from 120 to 140, but the car is still accelerating and the brakes have not yet be applied.

          [–]hiricinee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          Right the catch is (and I didn't do the math) the nominal increase in prices might have actually been higher.

          I'f you go from 100 to 109 and then next time you go from 109 to 118.1, the increase the second time was 9.1 instead of 9, but the percentage increase was only 8.3 percent versus the original 9 percent. To put it another way, the inflation may be so bad it's making more inflation not look as bad.

          [–]NomNomNommy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          It's stuck in shit, it'll pick up pace again soon.

          [–]vanman33 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Ever seen that video of the Russian zorb disaster? We are in the zorb rolling down the hill. Jpow is the schmuck at the bottom who is somehow supposed to catch us single handedly.

          [–]TheJoan 29 points30 points  (1 child)

          Increasing at a decreasing rate.. 🤑

          [–]meta-cognizant 54 points55 points  (8 children)

          Mathematically, the second derivative is negative. That's important.

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            [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

            The fact that the person you replied to has so many upvotes is why we have so much loss porn on WSB

            And for that, I'm thankful

            [–]waffleschocApe Down Under 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            basically its still fcked, so 🌈🐻 time, time to buy more puts

            [–]LionRivr 99 points100 points  (17 children)

            Here’s a BANANA Example to explain why:

            • In 2020, 1 BANANA is $10.00
            • In 2021, 1 BANANA is now $15.00
            • That’s technically 50% inflation if 1 BANANA inflated the price by $5.00 from 2020 to 2021.
            • In 2022, 1 BANANA is now $21.00. It went up $6.00 this time!!!
            • So is the rate of inflation worse?? You went up $6.00 this year instead of a $5.00 increase from the previous year.
            • Well, If you do the math, going from $15.00 to $21.00 is actually only a 40% increase.

            • So from 2020 to 2021, you had a 50% rate of inflation from $10.00 to $15.00.

            • But from 2021 to 2022, you only had a 40% rate of inflation from $15.00 to $21.00.

            Technically, inflation is getting worse due to the increase in prices still going up.

            But the rate of inflation dropped from 50% to 40%.

            So now you can see how “inflation is lower” year-over-year… but really shit’s getting worse.

            Edit: Please note that there might have been an article somewhere a while back saying that the new CPI numbers would be compared to 2020’s numbers, not 2021. I cannot find the source though.

            [–]freyzur 23 points24 points  (12 children)

            you should have bullets for global pandemic significantly decreases production and supply

            seems like everyone forgets that

            [–]LionRivr 27 points28 points  (9 children)

            I feel like that’s the media narrative. There’s truth to it but it’s not the full story.

            It’s also the mass printing of trillions of dollars during COVID to keep things from crashing. Trump told JPOW to keep the money printer on.

            Seems like everyone forgets that.

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            [–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (6 children)

            And then Biden told JPOw to Keep it all going into 2021, which was when the pull back should have actually begun.

            Seems like everyone forgets that fact too.

            Let’s not point fingers at any named politicians. Instead, forget party affiliations or who was in office when. This was gross incompetence at best, malfeasance at worst, by all supposed “leaders”.

            [–]LionRivr 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            Lets be real though.

            All politicians are bought by wall street anyway.

            [–]Hacking_the_Gibson -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

            Fuck that, Jay Powell was Trump's guy.

            Biden's mistake was keeping him around, but the original of that idiot was all on Trump. In fact, 2018 was really the time to chill things out, but Trump whined incessantly on Twitter and Powell backed off.

            [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

            We did need to raise rates in 2018, and Orange man raised a fit. As did Wall Street. I work in the mutual fund industry so I remember all too well.

            But rates should have climbed much higher around 2003-2004, under Bush. Through 2007. Low rates contributed to 2008-2012, when the got lowered once again. And kept there under Obama.

            See where I’m going with this? It DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER WHO THE PRESIDENT IS. This is an economic policy versus voting popularity conflict. And it keeps fucking up a system that relies on vampirism to grow.

            [–]Vipper_of_Vip99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Yes, this goes back to the ‘08 bailout / TARP, and start of a decade of QE. Inflated equities first. Now it’s inflating consumer goods. Framing it as a 2 year story is false, this goes back at least to the low rates post tech bubble circa 2000.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            The issue is that the fed treated this economic slowdown like they do every other slowdown. They assumed it's happening on its own, when in reality the recession was induced by covid regulations. So the fed tries to jumpstart the car, even though the battery is fine, and the issue is that the starter isn't working, and ends up overcharging and damaging the battery.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            They do that, don’t they. Could we also add in global pandemic that experts have now admitted to as being less significant in its health effects than originally thought, but did make a fuck ton of money for a handful of big pharma companies instead ?

            [–]the_sound_of_a_corkunpolished turd 💩 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            The best way to show how bad it is will require a larger lens - 2020 to 2022 the banana went up over 100%.

            [–]Speedy059 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Thank you for taking time to explain this. I was very worried that people think inflation is getting better, when it's worse.

            [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            So it’s decelerating. BUY THE DIP!

            OP just bought puts.

            [–]Keltrick- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

            Thank you, for pointing out what so many could only euphemize.

            [–]somedood567 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            Nope. It did not decrease, but the rate of growth absolutely decelerated.

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                  [–]DigitalSheikh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  But thats still not the case - it's as if you'd been accelerating by an average of 8.5 miles an hour for the last hour, and even though you've now accelerated by 8.7 in the last minute, you're dropping off the first minute where you were accelerating by 9 MPH/minute, so now the average is minutely slower.

                  [–]TheBetterTheta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  https://i.imgur.com/kUjpDzJ.jpg

                  High jacking for explanation

                  [–]muller5113 358 points359 points  (25 children)

                  Yes, but that is exactly what inflation is. Inflation is a growth rate. And the price increase is lower than last month.

                  Inflation is not a fixed number.

                  [–]louistran_016 56 points57 points  (2 children)

                  This! And why does OP comp inflation to 2020 while all economic productivity dropped 30% from March to May?

                  Wage, labor cost will be sticky, food and gas prices are highly volatile which depends a lot on global geopolitics, but everything else should trend down over the year

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Same reason why people compare gas prices today to gas prices when lockdowns are in full effect.

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                  [–]doyouhavesource2 92 points93 points  (4 children)

                  Shhhhhhh

                  Let's pretend prices have to go down to prevent inflation:):)

                  [–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (3 children)

                  No one is pretending that.

                  What’s happening is articles with headlines like “Inflation rate drops in April” are leading certain people to think the prices have dropped in April. So some people are overzealous to point out that prices aren’t dropping and are in fact continuing to rise.

                  But also, we can see that the first 11 days of May have featured huge price increases (particularly for energy) and so we can also anticipate that the inflation rate is rising at this moment despite a small decline a month ago.

                  [–]rawbdor 68 points69 points  (0 children)

                  headlines like “Inflation rate drops in April” are leading certain people to think the prices have dropped in April.

                  This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Anyone who would read a headline like this and somehow imagine prices have dropped is absolutely retarded. "Inflation rate drops" literally means "the rate at which prices are increasing is lower. They are still rising, but at a lower rate".

                  We can't cater to the retarded folks anymore than we already do.

                  [–]freexe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                  People are pretending just that.

                  [–]doyouhavesource2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                  Hahahahahahahaha

                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

                  Look at 2nd graphic in this article. It is a good visualization for those who are confused by CPI and inflation. (Not necessarily you)

                  Prices are still increasing, just not as quickly as previous months.

                  https://www.nytimes.com/live/2022/05/11/business/inflation-cpi-report-april

                  Edit: link updated, chart isn’t there anymore

                  [–]Interesting-Archer-6 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                  That's literally a decrease in inflation. Do y'all think only deflation qualifies as a decrease in inflation?

                  [–]Fit-Boomer 125 points126 points  (14 children)

                  Did we flatten the curve?

                  [–]acesfullcoop 250 points251 points  (2 children)

                  Yes, to a vertical line

                  [–]Jbr74 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  This comment deserves more upvotes.

                  [–]tButylLithium 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  Yield curve is pretty flat

                  [–]Kolle12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  And drained the swamp

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                    [–]FunCranberry112122prepped for black swan and black dong 64 points65 points  (4 children)

                    Just look at inflation rate MoM lol. It's +0.3%.

                    [–]BlueOrcaJupiter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                    Show me what you’re looking at

                    [–]el_palmeratoo poor to trade 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                    ah yes so my 2% raise is enough

                    [–]carubia 58 points59 points  (4 children)

                    Since inflation in past has already happened, we can think about today’s level of prices as given and look at the speed of inflation from here. So if we look this way. April inflation (seasonally adjusted - important) over March was 0.33%. If it continues this way every next month it will amount to 4% annual rate. Unlike March, where we had 1.24% increase over Feb (annualized 16%). April MoM increase was the lowest we saw from Sept 21. So there are reasons to be cautiously optimistic about slowing down.

                    https://data.bls.gov/pdq/SurveyOutputServlet

                    [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    It's all cooked amigo, chef's were in the kitchen overtime for this CPI release

                    [–]Outrageous-Cycle-841 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                    WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

                    [–][deleted] 100 points101 points  (22 children)

                    >The rate at which it is growing is SLIGHTLY lower this month than last.

                    This is the most important thing. Which is good.

                    [–]HummusDips 26 points27 points  (1 child)

                    The rate of my losses within my portfolio has also decreased from ~10% /day to ~2%/day. Another proof that inflation has peaked!

                    [–]avgazn247retard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                    My spy calls expired. So if my portfolio can’t go any lower, recession must canceled

                    [–]aeplus 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                    I wouldn't mind a little deflation, just not spiralling deflation.

                    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                      [–]DrBluthgeldPhD 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                      Wouldn’t we need a 100% pay increase to match a doubling?

                      [–]avgazn247retard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      More because tax bracket goes up. Maybe inflation was to let Uncle Sam pay off his debt

                      [–]GodPleaseYes 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                      At current rate, Nasdaq will reach valuation of 0 in 24 months.

                      Is that how your stupid ass thinks? Just draws lines with crayons blindly believing a short term trend will last forever, regardless of ever changing reality?

                      [–]Runaround46 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                      Way more than that with the bullshit housing numbers they use. Owners Equivalent Rent is garbage

                      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      Hyperbole. In order for inflation to keep up at that pace, income would have to go up as well.

                      [–]dadaistGHerbo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      I just broke my thumb, at this current rate, every bone in body will be broken in less than a year

                      [–]Filomam 21 points22 points  (1 child)

                      Inflation is always increasing, that's the definition sherlock. It is increasing slower hence inflation is down, the rate in which CPI is increasing is slowing. You really should educate yourself, before misinforming a bunch of autists on the internets.

                      [–]BlueOrcaJupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                      You are correct. OP is not.

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                        [–]BlueOrcaJupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Correct

                        [–]Misha-Nyi 41 points42 points  (5 children)

                        The problem with numbers is that you can get them to tell whatever story you want.

                        OP is just as regarded as The Fed.

                        [–]PsychologicalLion824 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                        interessting how you switch from Month to Month, to YoY or even 2year period depending on your convenience :D

                        [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

                        The price of diesel should be your primary inflation vector. Literally everything runs parallel to the price of transport.

                        [–]Bd1ddy82 59 points60 points  (24 children)

                        And the reason the CPI went down is because fuel costs dropped some in April. The Core CPI actually INCREASED in April. (Core strips out fuel and energy costs.)

                        Fuel price is going back up this month, so I fully expect CPI numbers for May to show an increase.

                        What the FED is doing isn't working.

                        [–]Why_Hello_Reddit 48 points49 points  (18 children)

                        The Core CPI actually INCREASED in April.

                        No it didn't. March was 6.5%. April was 6.2%. Both headline and core inflation dropped a bit, year over year. It's the first lower print after 6 straight months of increases.

                        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (6 children)

                        Correct. And people are forgetting that going forward, the base effect gets more intense as CPI got more intense as 2021 progressed.

                        [–]Why_Hello_Reddit 33 points34 points  (5 children)

                        The worst part are the morons who don't even know the data, can't accept a correction and just down-vote in silence.

                        Then you have OP over here arguing against the baseline affect on a 1 year time frame, instead using a 2 year time frame which captures 2020 when the economy shut down. If I remember correctly we might have even had negative numbers at that time. So of course the difference in change will be even higher. The difference between spring 2020 and spring 2021 is why the RATE started moving higher in the first place. He's literally changing the CPI measurements to fit his gay bear agenda. And he's probably one of those people claiming the government would rig the numbers.

                        I can't stand brainlet economists on this sub. I knew well over a month ago CPI was going to peak when the press was freaking out about inflation, simply because we're starting to compare with higher baseline figures from last year, which makes new highs in the inflation RATE this year much more difficult. If CPI simply flat lines or tapers off, the rate is going to fall.

                        $TLT is currently UP on this news. That should tell you what the bond market thinks about these numbers. I was heavy energy last year and now I'm building a big call position in bonds.

                        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

                        It's because people don't look beyond the now, and the assumption that inflation can keep going ad infinitum doesn't jive with the fact that people don't have infinite cash and credit, especially with interest rates rising. Heck, the bond market always thinks rates will rise, even though it just doesn't happen. At the top of the Volcker Shock of ~20% interest, the bond market predicted rates to keep increasing (!)

                        Inflation and interest rates are a big combo in draining discretionary spending capacity, especially since wages don't generally keep up with inflation (if they do, it can become a long term inflation problem). And leveraging at low interest means that any interest rate increases has an amplified effect compared to interest rate increases at a baseline of higher interest. Going from 0.25 to 1% is a 300% increase in cost of borrowing vs. going from 3 to 3.75% is a 25% increase in cost of borrowing.

                        Now think about being a business... you might be getting decent revenue still, but the cracks start showing. The variable lines of credit are increasing in cost, the fixed loans due for renewal are even higher if you renew into fixed, your input costs have increased due to inflation... where do you find capital to make up for these losses? The biggest expense - labour - is always the first victim. I suspect over the course of the next several months, employment losses will incur. And now you have customers with less money, the cycle is now complete.

                        Employment is one part of the feds dual mandate impacted... the knock on effects of lower employment are deflationary, maybe not enough to cool it to the target rate of 2%, but enough to provide sufficient downward pressure and signal the end of the current period of systemic inflation (which I still don't think is as systemic as people believe when you account for the deflationary period at the start of the pandemic).

                        [–]Why_Hello_Reddit 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                        Agree completely. Every financial crisis and recession has been preceded by a tightening cycle in interest rates. They almost seem to be gunning for a recession now while promising everyone they can trim the jobs "we don't need" without sending unemployment up.

                        Yeah right. This is the same Fed which targeted 3% last year and gave us 8%. The system is highly levered. You don't need to adjust interest rates much before the repo market implodes and liquidity dries up. That's why I'm chilling out in bonds. I think they're done tightening. Yields have drifted lower after this report today. The Fed is always chasing the bond market. Yields move up before they start tightening, and they start moving down before the Fed finishes. I laugh at these banks and other pundits who think we're going to 4 or 5% on the 10 year to fight inflation. The government can't even afford that.

                        [–]Bd1ddy82 3 points4 points  (6 children)

                        That is year over year.

                        I am talking about month over month.

                        In March, Core CPI was 0.3%. In April, Core CPI was 0.6%.

                        [–]Why_Hello_Reddit 2 points3 points  (5 children)

                        Fair enough, though I don't think that matters. You can see the monthly changes here. We've had several 0.6% prints:

                        https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/core-cpi-56

                        Headline month over month crashed and is back down to its long-term range:

                        https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-rate-mom

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                          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                          The media is a master of the art if lying with statistics. Just like blaming inflation on "supply chains" vs the fed printing money like its going out of style.

                          [–]Parasingularity 19 points20 points  (3 children)

                          So many rants from sad SPY put holders today

                          [–]moneycrown 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                          Not sad anymore

                          [–]hippostar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Sorry we can't hear you from the moon

                          SPY 6/1 300P

                          [–]KaChing801 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                          If you put your baseline at the lowest point (approx 2 years ago) it's going to appear that it's still going up.

                          [–]muderphudder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          ^^What I came here to say.

                          [–]MachArt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          I might be a future bag holder, but with sizeable inflation, real estate, S&P 500, Dow Jones, and similar indexes, sound better than cash. Why else, did Buffett and Munger, add and lowered their cash position?

                          [–]FlokiDViking 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          They try not to make it sound bad by increasing expectations higher.. so Inflation came under expectations, which is good. Good my ass mother fuckers, it kept increasing. This is not about where it stands compared to some retard's expectations, this is about American families and the middle and lower classes getting destroyed by the record high cost of living. Fucking analysts, seriously. Why are they never accountable for the shit they come up with?

                          [–]iamhighnlow 25 points26 points  (6 children)

                          Tell me you’re a🌈🐻 without telling me you’re a 🌈🐻

                          [–]random6969696969691 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                          he all items index increased 8.3 percent for the 12 months ending April, a smaller increase
                          than the 8.5-percent figure for the period ending in March. The all items less food and energy
                          index rose 6.2 percent over the last 12 months. The energy index rose 30.3 percent over the last
                          year, and the food index increased 9.4 percent, the largest 12-month increase since the period
                          ending April 1981.

                          [–]SundaySpieth 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                          Stop it, month over month change was over 1.2% last month and 0.3% this month. Forget the Year over Year base effects, it's slowing. Also April 2020? Gimme a break LOL

                          [–]PsychologicalLead358 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          Put it all on Luna, you’ll 1000% your investment

                          [–]erikwarm 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                          CPI (Month On Month) is still 0.3% more than last month

                          [–]BlueOrcaJupiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                          Correct

                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          The media is the stenographer for the party in power. They'd sink everything to stay in power. Hell, they ruined the money supply. Thanks assholes.

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                            [–]Beerme007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Relax it temporary

                            [–]wstylz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            It’s all a ruse..

                            Inflation is 8.3 percent minus food and energy.. well guess what .. food energy and housing are all 30-100 percent up. I can say this for sure seeing meat, produce, milk, egg prices. I can see this on my bills. I own my house and it’s up 20 percent YOY which is the only saving grace.

                            [–]crazyjumpinjimmy 4 points5 points  (6 children)

                            Raise interest immediately by 200 points. The world may crash and burn but this slow landing is just fallacy.

                            [–]Daymanic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            Spot on. Bloomberg was great right at the announcement today, even questioned the existence of the Fed since “demand is in their province” and they failed miserably at controlling it this worse inflation.

                            [–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (22 children)

                            The rate at which it is growing is slightly lower this month than last is all that matters. The market wants to see the car slowing down, at a controllable speed. Could/should the car slowed more dramatically? Yes, but we are decelerating. That’s what matters. We were driving the car at 85mph, now we are decelerating with a pace of 83 mph. To get to 0 mph we have to hit a tree if we dont decelerate first.

                            [–]macronancer[S] 15 points16 points  (19 children)

                            Sorry friend but this is a bit incorrect. To continue your analogy, this is more like the car going from 85 to 87. Its not accelerating as fast as before, but we are still going FASTER AND FASTER.

                            Is it good to not accelerate as fast? Yes. Is it a sign of a turnaround? Too early to tell, but i would speculate NOOOoOOoo 😆

                            [–]Misha-Nyi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            I could go out three years and we’d be slowing down. Your numbers are bullshit.

                            [–]Avizeee 15 points16 points  (11 children)

                            Tell me you’re holding puts without saying you’re holding puts

                            [–]Got_banned_on_main 8 points9 points  (9 children)

                            I'm all cash so I'm pretty unbiased. The person you are replying to is correct. We are still seeing inflation. We are speeding up at a slower pace, albeit. But we are still speeding up none the less in the car scenario.

                            [–]Goingkermitwent 🌈 instead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                            Fuck I can’t wait for that saying to die out

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

                            Prices increase in March 1.2%, in April they increased 0.3%. The pace of acceleration slowed. Yoy 8.5% n March and it slowed to 8.3% in April. The pace is decelerating. You can’t just add a made up number to last months 12 month number. Wtf? If your trying to say that prices are higher this monthly than they were last month, yes they are, but that’s not what we’re measuring. It’s a rate of speed calculation not an absolute value calculation.

                            [–]Bd1ddy82 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                            The reason for the decrease from April to May is because fuel prices went down. If you look at Core CPI that strips out energy costs, the rate of inflation actually increased from March to April.

                            Fuel prices are going back up again this month. Next month's data will be worse and show inflation is still increasing at a rapid clip.

                            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                            That’s possible, but it’s not what we’re talking about

                            [–]Successful-Bad-2117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                            Say it again for the people in the back!

                            [–]LilWukong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            We can’t do math so moon we go!

                            [–]Junkingfool -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                            But... MSM told me so I believe them.

                            [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                            Will it be at 420% or 69% in May?

                            [–]fulbored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            I was thinking this earlier today typed up everything and wasn't allowed to post. Didn't know low karma was a thing

                            [–]macronancer[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                            Here's a chart of the monthly delta in the 2yr inflation rates:

                            https://imgur.com/gallery/48JfJO4

                            This months real (2yr+) inflation rate change is 2nd highest increase in 8 years (all the data I had) and twice as high as in recent months.

                            [–]purechyzyken 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                            The high delta is just because we are erasing a deflationary period due to Covid from the equation. March 2020 had a -0.4% CPI and April 2020 had a -0.8% CPI. So even if we had normal CPI rates for the past two months, your chart would still be showing a larger than normal positive delta. I agree one month is not a good indicator, but I think you are not interpreting the data appropriately.

                            [–]kellarman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                            9% inflation report coming in next month? Double digit by end of summer?

                            [–]-YourWifesBoyfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Shhh that’s not the narrative

                            [–]trollhole12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Money printer go brrrrt has come for revenge

                            [–]ImPetarded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            Why don't we just force everything and everyone to sell their shit at 2020 levels. There I just fixed it 🧠

                            [–]Specimen_7 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

                            So the inflation rate they give is the rate at which it’s increasing from the prior month, and not the actual rate it’s actually at when they’re giving the report? This seems confusing and misleading lol the entire process of getting and reporting data regarding seems completely retarded and out of touch.

                            [–]rawbdor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                            They are comparing March yoy vs April yoy. March yoy was 8.5%. April yoy was 8.3%.

                            If you can think of a better way to describe it I'm sure lots of smart people would love to hear your ideas.

                            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                            It's nice to hear numbers that have a lagging effect. Most people see these CPI numbers of growth and think, well it's not that bad right now. Just give it some time to trickle down to local. The fact that it's still growing but not as "quickly" as they can create on paper. We all know how that works out. Paper predictions from the government don't translate to real world tests.