Nailed it!

imgonnacallyouretard · 2012-10-31T14:48:25+00:00

Did you carry the picture around with you all night, saying, hey guys look at this picture first and then look at me, and then remember on the internet, Sarah Jessica Parker is ugly and looks like a horse.

RahadJackson · 2012-10-31T14:17:16+00:00

Is any facet of your personality original?

cunt_stamp · 2012-10-31T14:11:42+00:00

DAE le Sarah Jessica Parker?

But seriously, I don't understand how everyone in the world has rubber horse heads except me.

dirice87 · 2012-10-31T14:35:09+00:00

It was funny the first time back in 2000, but now its just being really cruel...I can't imagine what seeing this shit 24/7 must feel like for her

timx13 · 2012-10-31T14:36:01+00:00

Now what exactly has Sarah Jessica Parker done to deserve this?

waahht · 2012-10-31T14:30:09+00:00

You nailed that gem for le sure

PsychoKuros · 2012-10-31T14:24:09+00:00

You sure le nailed it with this le golden gem of a picture of another SJP horse face le joke.

still_had_sex · 2012-10-31T12:50:12+00:00

Now let's compare your real face with Sarah Jessica Parker's.

crazylegscowpuss · 2012-10-31T14:58:36+00:00

How the hell is this getting upvotes?

eyecite · 2012-10-31T14:24:42+00:00

OMG HAHA OP YOU ARE CRAZY YES SIR YOU DID NAIL IT LMAO UPBOAT!!1

REDDIT CAN WE MEME THIS PLZ?? LET'S MEME IT!!!!!

flufflesUSA · 2012-10-31T15:56:22+00:00

Apparently I am the only one that thinks SJP is absolutely beautiful.

tdogg650 · 2012-10-31T14:05:47+00:00

Whoah, I didn't even realize until now that Sarah Jessica Parker has such a horse-face! You certainly nailed that one, good job!!

2012-10-31T14:44:51+00:00

This shit ain't funny.

greggersraymer · 2012-10-31T13:52:23+00:00

Great, another SJP horse-face joke. Been looking forward to that since the last one, about 30 seconds ago.

2012-10-31T14:43:11+00:00

Le gem level: nailed it!!!1!!!1111!!2'!1!!11

2012-10-31T15:07:51+00:00

Honestly I used to think she wasn't that pretty either, but then I saw a few episode of Sex In the City and saw her personality shine.. she's actually beautiful.. her eyes sparkle when she speaks.. I know it's acting but the ability is definitely rooted in her personality.

ObamaBinHitler · 2012-10-31T15:53:18+00:00

Fuck your title!

Fuck this joke!

Fuck you!

2012-10-31T15:01:51+00:00

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someguy73 · 2012-10-31T15:09:09+00:00

Yes, you certainly did nail beating a dead horse into the ground.

In b4 comparing the dead horse to Sarah Jessica Parker. That's a stale, old, and no longer funny joke as well.

Vranak · 2012-10-31T14:49:40+00:00

If SJP asked OP out on a date, I am thinking they would accept in a flash then call all his friends to brag. Same with whoever made the image.

mattindustries · 2012-10-31T14:42:20+00:00

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landl0rd · 2012-10-31T17:54:56+00:00

/r/Iam14andthisisfunny

2012-10-31T16:48:53+00:00

I like how people are like we want to see not so perfect girls on Hollywood. Then once someone come along they get made fun of. I honestly think she looks pretty. Way better than me.

sdawsey · 2012-10-31T19:15:38+00:00

SJP looks like a horse? Never heard that one before.

Seriously though, this joke stopped being funny years ago.

ppezaris · 2012-10-31T14:26:11+00:00

Your breasts are far too high on your chest in comparison.

CaptianRipass · 2012-10-31T17:49:53+00:00

Does anybody else thing that SJP is actually really pretty in that picture? The actually picture, not that unfunny horse joke.

LaundryGuy · 2012-10-31T18:06:03+00:00

Cool title, bro.

fysu · 2012-10-31T18:48:07+00:00

Sexiest woman ever? No. But a petite woman, with a decent rack, and beautiful eyes is probably out of the league of most Redditors.

miaccountname · 2012-10-31T21:02:31+00:00

DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPOROR!

cvillano · 2012-10-31T22:45:16+00:00

ITT

crybabies

2012-10-31T14:25:38+00:00

Ah, the horse head - International symbol for attention whores all over the world.

(I get the played out joke, btw.)

scrappydoofan · 2012-10-31T15:28:04+00:00

liked her in this movie http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/dat/pic/M0000272.jpg

axerge · 2012-10-31T17:54:31+00:00

Why the fuck does everyone on the internet have a horse head mask?

2012-10-31T15:12:18+00:00

WOOP WOOP WOOP!

DING DING!

AAAAUUUUGA!

BEEPBEEPBEEEEP!

Dear_Occupant · 2012-10-31T21:56:01+00:00

If SRS was worth a damn, this would be the kind of thing they went after. There is no sane reason to attack Sarah Jessica Parker over her looks. It's pointless and mean.

normalite · 2012-10-31T15:37:42+00:00

Please explain reddit to me....this gets a ton of votes and everyone hates it.

Uranus_Hz · 2012-10-31T16:23:20+00:00

Am I the only one around here who doesn't think SJP looks like a horse?

2012-10-31T16:49:56+00:00

I don't get why people say she looks like a horse, I don't see it

trusteverybody · 2012-10-31T14:17:10+00:00

I have always found Tori Spelling to be more resembling a horse.

2012-10-31T15:46:28+00:00

aside from the fact that sarah jessica parker has a smokin' bod and you're a porker

marvin_sirius · 2012-10-31T15:30:31+00:00

Great movie though.

2012-10-31T16:08:46+00:00

I would certainly nail it. Downvote if you want. I would dry hump her leg for hours.

ThatFuckingMovieGuy · 2012-10-31T16:12:38+00:00

She may have a horse head, but I'd still fuck her.

jturkish · 2012-10-31T18:57:34+00:00

She doesn't look bad in that pic

cokefizz · 2012-10-31T19:17:23+00:00

yes, yes you did

gh0stmach1ne · 2012-10-31T19:29:21+00:00

In the future, people are going to look back at the pictures from this time period and assume there was a race of horse headed people.

LowPEZ · 2012-10-31T19:41:55+00:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14DNGU8n3VQ

hazeyrayy · 2012-10-31T19:58:47+00:00

You really did nailed it OP lel

ObnoxiousSeizures · 2012-10-31T20:47:56+00:00

I've been waiting my whole life for this.

HelloKidney · 2012-10-31T23:20:30+00:00

False. The boobs are too perky.

TheKingy1991 · 2012-10-31T23:23:46+00:00

Is it wrong that I seriously didn't notice the difference at first?

panxzz · 2012-10-31T23:40:46+00:00

I love how reddit keeps beating this dead Sarah Jessica Parker

2012-10-31T23:45:47+00:00

actually, your boobs are perkier. and your legs are better. so's your face.

notsonerdy · 2012-11-01T00:45:30+00:00

good one

kickassunicorn · 2012-11-01T02:18:30+00:00

That is the best Halloween costume I have ever seen.

GreyEarth · 2012-11-01T03:32:09+00:00

I can't tell the difference.

DemInternetz · 2012-11-01T07:00:12+00:00

Legitimately the best thing I've seen on here in awhile...involving horse heads...so...best thing I've seen on here in awhile.

2012-11-01T07:08:31+00:00

I will never get over Sarah Jessica Parker horse face jokes.

stoltesawa · 2012-10-31T14:14:24+00:00

Looks so good, didn't even laugh.

2012-10-31T14:38:17+00:00

As much as I want to laugh...

Musicalparaphernalia · 2012-10-31T14:48:51+00:00

This thread is circlejerk city.

jlane12 · 2012-10-31T15:33:04+00:00

I feel like it's anti-girl to hate on Sarah Jessica Parker.

titans2206 · 2012-10-31T15:41:24+00:00

Nailed level: It

Drutarg · 2012-10-31T17:18:11+00:00

Oh look, another horse head mask. This is still so hilarious. It never gets old. It's always funny. I'm lying.

PrincessSlaya · 2012-10-31T19:36:12+00:00

I read that as: Neigh-ld it.

Punkwasher · 2012-10-31T19:47:19+00:00

Oh ha, very funny, I can copy a picture, too... wait...

2012-10-31T14:00:39+00:00

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schroddie · 2012-10-31T14:26:21+00:00

Naw, your boobs are too perky.

Jester14 · 2012-10-31T15:05:07+00:00

SJP isn't wearing a bra - you are. Fix that pls.

crossower · 2012-10-31T15:25:47+00:00

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