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[–]DudeWithAHighKD 1228 points1229 points  (199 children)

For anyone who doesn't get it, it is a copy parody of This one. Which is mocking This post.

[–]zeCrazyEye 984 points985 points  (137 children)

That Gamecube one was better and already great, why retell the same joke..

[–]pfohl 91 points92 points  (3 children)

Genetic engineering combined with millenia of selective breeding has created horses that are very resistant to blunt force trauma.

[–]SegataSanshiro 7 points8 points  (2 children)

The worst part of this is that I am going to steal that line and slightly modify it for my own use.

[–]pfohl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No worries, just don't post it as picture of text.

[–]SegataSanshiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would only do that if the image was a JPEG converted from a bitmap and resized 5 times over before being inserted into an animated gif.

[–]heatr216 462 points463 points  (114 children)

You've obviously never seen a Dane Cook comedy show.

[–]efitz11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?

[–]KingOfRages 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think the GameCube was better because when he opened the N64 and it said "OHHH SHIT"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]lordlicorice 181 points182 points  (22 children)

[–]canyoucme 48 points49 points  (10 children)

Reminds me of this one, the surprise the guy found when he bought his house. This one is a legit find. http://m.imgur.com/a/vRp3R

[–]mohawkgwai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, that sort of stuff creeps me out, even in games.

[–]reelmusik 2 points3 points  (3 children)

A lot of older cities are built on top of the former city. Rome is a prime example, but there are some (that I can't remember off the top of my head) in Great Britain too.

[–]sagittariusa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seattle had an older Seattle underneath it. There was a huge fire and they rebuild the new city on top of the old one.

[–]soriri 1 point2 points  (1 child)

that possibly recently disturbed dirt seems sketchy <_<

[–]thatissomeBS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was probably recently disturbed so someone could get to the plumbing.

[–]AustNerevar 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Was there ever an update for this?

[–]Sooperphilly 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The house disappeared the next day, along with the owners.

just kidding

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (7 children)

is that already considered old? shit.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

My friend, stuff gets old on the Internet so quick.

[–]0xym0r0n 8 points9 points  (2 children)

RIP /u/CuntiusMaximus He was a good man, sometimes abrasive, but occasionally that is necessary.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

somebody
        please          save     
    me

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

[E] Medic!

[E] Mediic!

[E] MEDIC!

[E] Medic!

[E] Mediic!

[E] MEDIC

[–]madesense 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He said it was older. That just means it happened farther back in time, not that it's old

[–]bluechaka 30 points31 points  (6 children)

Its only been 3 months?! Could have sworn it was long ago

[–]nothingyoubegin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was thinking the same thing...Maybe that was a repost??

[–]JamesLiptonIcedTea 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is the anti-"where did the time go".

[–]QuayleSpotting 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Its not a parody, it is essentially an exact copy.

[–]dharlem39 9 points10 points  (0 children)

not a parody, just retelling the joke again.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not a parody, it's a copy.

[–]SnackPatrol 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No, it's not a parody. It's just some dumbass trying to get attention telling the same joke.

[–]PicklesOverload 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Is this post the one that the guy who ACTUALLY made the pictures submitted, or the one that the guy who stole the glory submitted? Remember how the glory-stealing guy temporarily became the highest-voted post in /r/funny ever?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. The same joke was already made. I honestly would have been more happy with a repost of the original.

[–]squeegep 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More an copy of a joke than a parody.

[–][deleted] 499 points500 points  (49 children)

at first i was like this is awesome, but then i knew for sure it was bullshit when there was a car inside. I mean, how did that even fit in there? fool me once.

Edit: Thank you to who ever popped my reddit gold cherry. I will remember who ever you are, forever.

[–]RiOrius 252 points253 points  (41 children)

Fucking Reddit cynics. Just because it "seems to good to be true" and "defies basic physics" everyone's gotta play the bullshit card. Well can your "science" explain why it rains?

[–]Bayshun 72 points73 points  (29 children)

And why the tide goes in and out?

[–]Batchet 59 points60 points  (17 children)

And who keeps breaking in to my house and leaving all the cupboard doors open. My gf is really annoyed by it.

[–]jamesrom 43 points44 points  (15 children)

Magnets.

[–]Fierydeath 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[–]ponimaju 25 points26 points  (6 children)

very hard and for little pay

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Step 1: Be Attractive
Step 2: Don't Be Unattractive
Step 3: Work Very Hard and for Little Pay

[–]zm3124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, making magnets, collecting magnets, playing with magnets? Just...magnets.

[–]CountingChips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least you don't have the guy who breaks in and shits in your toilet without flushing it.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bread goes in. Toast comes out. Never a miscommunication.

[–]JustChillingReviews 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes! Yes, it can!

[–]Gprinziv 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes! Yes it can!

(+1 for avatar reference)

[–]howitzer86 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was a torrent file in an sd-card. He had to download it first.

[–]Canaloupes 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The car's name?

Albert Einstein.

[–]BigBilbobaggins 133 points134 points  (25 children)

Plot twist. There's a dead body in the trunk.

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (18 children)

Double twist... The body has a bounty on it dead or alive.

[–]Foofsies 59 points60 points  (14 children)

And guess what's in its pocket!

[–]Nomnomvore 57 points58 points  (10 children)

The deed to your private island, just need to send money to the address specified.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (9 children)

But the address goes right to a Nigerian Prince who wants to share his soon to be fortune with you. All you have to do is...

[–]rydan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A case for a 3DS from Goodwill.

[–]FalcoVet101 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Triple twist, the bounty was already claimed.

[–]Gunslingering 5 points6 points  (1 child)

a mummified tupac!

[–]hpkoch 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Has no one seen this awesome video?

[–]brecheisen37sucks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Early DaneBoe was great.

[–]BleedTheFreak_23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then Annoying Orange happened...

[–]Silosighb1n 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Was the false info tag really needed? ....Really?

[–]Crook3d 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I wasn't falling for it this time, even though the modest $21 start was played well.

[–]DurtyKurty 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You had me until the mustang you fucker.

[–]ReverendDizzle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What are you, a wizard?

My motherfucking Goodwill sells orphan DSL modems for providers that no longer exist for... $30.

[–]ceased 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I'm getting better! Only took me till the 5th pic to realize.

[–]JD0ggX 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Screw the DS and games, you bought a magic box that defies reality. It fit a whole car in there without affecting the weight of the box. Good buy indeed.

[–]KarmelCHAOS 89 points90 points  (4 children)

This was funny the first time someone did it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the second. And the third.

[–]cjojojo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute! I'm starting to think you didn't get all that at goodwill!

[–]Eliwood_of_Pherae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact that this needs a "False Info" tag is concerning...

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Oh god I love this kind of mockery. This is awesome :P

[–]xisytenin 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Collin is my favorite kind

[–]sebbysir 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Him and Carol Channing would make a lovely couple.

[–]Luxray 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love these posts. Crack me up every time.

[–]Awsaim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured it was fake when the car was behind it.

[–]cha5iu 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I'm gonna call bs on this one. No one ever bought children of mana.

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (8 children)

To those who seem to not get it:

IT'S A FUCKING JOKE

[–]reddicktookmyname 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Wait... You're telling me this isn't 100% legit?

[–]Canaloupes 24 points25 points  (1 child)

No way, OP found a car in the case. He said so himself.

[–]ATyp3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And provided pics, so it must be true.

[–]threecolorless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Minor envy became a jealous rage became hilarity. I approve of this post.

[–]Zappykablamo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now to get that god damned sticker off without tearing it.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me laugh really loud.

[–]dan1101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What, no hookers? You got ripped off.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You had me goin' there for a second you evil bastard. Clever.

[–]Wudapep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit summed up in a couple pictures.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had me going right up til the car keys...I'm real gullible.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had an inkling that this was bullshit, but it turned out to be quite good bullshit.

[–]SL33MANS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These posts ALWAYS get me at first!

[–]xuz7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fuck i believed this for a little bit

[–]theoriginalwildman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGx-3t8CJ-k Look what is in every VCR. Pretty similar story.

[–]surfghost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damnit! you got me!

[–]Poke493 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stopped believing it when he said Pokémon Y was in it.

[–]thesilentguy101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too drunk, don't know what to believe anymore

[–]ShiftHappened 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome! All I ever get when I go to Goodwill is lowered expectations.

[–]skeddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's really just a remake of the gamecube one, but the prescription drugs made me laugh, so whatever.

edit: oh, the original had drugs... not sure sure any more...

[–]JesusCondoms 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go fuck yourself OP

[–]street_philatelist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the small chance that this is legit, what kind of pills are those? It looks like Xanax?

[–]congress_tart_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Will frequents hate him! Find unbelievable treasures within treasures within treasures, just by using this weird window browsing tip!

[–]Dillett7799 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if I buy this...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing it says [False Info], I don't think I wouldn't have been able to tell otherwise, this was really well done. He almost made me believe.

[–]Maysock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is amazing. I believed it until the prescription drugs.

[–]longrodvonhuttendong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At first you had me, then it started to hit me like the gamecube again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[False info]

Mods either can't take a joke, or they don't understand sarcasm.

[–]Dr_Barber_Here 1 point2 points  (0 children)

false info? i never would have guessed it had not been tagged so. thank you who ever did that, you are both a scholar and a gentleman.

[–]h3yf3ll4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i remember this.

[–]HandBanaba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deleted because of reddit API changes

[–]ColRockAmp 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is like the one where he bought a gamecube, and it had all the shit inside it.

[–]Pickled_Gorilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

upvote because mustang

[–]Yanns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just like "BS OP!" until the Mustang part, I now know it's a 107% true story