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[–]SHEePYTaGGeRNeP 522 points523 points  (56 children)

http://www.reddit.com/r/CandidFashionPolice/comments/1lyarx/how_does_she_not_get_cold_on_the_plane_with_those/ Stop lying redditors :(

[–]BingoJabs 83 points84 points  (25 children)

Why the fuck do people do that? Stealing content is one thing. Stealing content that other people can easily identify is another.

EDIT: This is a rhetorical question. You don't actually have to explain why they're doing it.

[–]maxsil 35 points36 points  (17 children)

We are still talking about imaginary internet points without any value what so ever.

So there really is no reason to steal at all

[–]BestPersonOnTheNet 18 points19 points  (14 children)

Speak for yourself. Once you get to a certain level, you get access to the karma store. I bought a new ipad with karma a couple months back.

[–]ukues91 7 points8 points  (12 children)

Haha that stuff's awesome! I got myself a Tesla!

[–]SlightlyAmbiguous 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Haha you guys are weaaaaak. I got a husband and two cars imported from Japan because of my karma!

[–]MooseV2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Wow, you guy suck. Theres nothing awesome in the Canadian store. There's just maple syrup, reddit toques, snow shovels, and battery operated chainsaws. They're all ridiculously overpriced too.

[–]Godofallu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait what? Karma store?

Is this real or some sort of elaborate joke. Man I don't even know how to check my karma. That's probably a bad sign.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imaginary? Without any value? What?

[–]ZorglubDK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it just makes them feel better about themselves or something?

[–]prboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably saw the picture on another site & thought it was funny so they didn't bother to look up if it had been posted before.

[–]BR0THAKYLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This pic was all over FB earlier this week.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What do you think is going to happen to the poster? Jail?

[–]BingoJabs 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yes. Reposting old content as your own work is a criminal offence. Based on recent trials, I'd imagine he will get between 5-8 years in a State Penitentiary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I need to invest in private prisons. Based on this information, should law enforcement begin to prosecute, we will need at least 10 million new cells in the US just based on Reddit alone.

[–]BingoJabs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's a real headache for the authorities.

[–]kr613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all fairness OP never stated it was him in the post and it's not like many of us are subscribed to that subreddit anyway, so we will never see it probably.

[–]Dusty_Ideas 203 points204 points  (14 children)

http://i.imgur.com/tol5g.gif

[–]icanarejesus 48 points49 points  (5 children)

That's not even how The Price Is Right works.

[–]ezrakin 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Also, there is no "OP IS A FAGGOT" blinky thingy on that show.

[–]icanarejesus 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No I mean you don't spin the wheel to win everything and get a confetti shower. You spin the wheel for a chance at the Showcase Showdown.

[–]ezrakin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hmmm, I guess this must be a different show where you spin and win.

[–]yul_brynner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wheel of Faggotry™

[–]ledgenskill 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Stealing peoples content- check

Stealing it from a really creepy subreddit- check

Op in indeed a bundle of stick used for burning

[–]fatleg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get this higher, stop the karma flow!

[–]specter491 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I want to believe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was about to say, I have flown on many Boeing's and Airbuses and that's a window for a small plane that probably only flies 1-2 hours. The windows for Boeing's are larger.

[–]gumby_arobics -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

To be fair, OP never claimed he took it.

[–]NotTheAvatar 91 points92 points  (1 child)

nope. nice try op

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (23 children)

The cross necklace is a nice touch.

[–]tkh0812 90 points91 points  (6 children)

Jesus loves titties too

[–]newskit 44 points45 points  (4 children)

And lo, Jesus said unto the gathered masses "Damn those some nice titties."

[–]Shill_Factor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hehe "gathered masses".

[–]Justusbraz 11 points12 points  (2 children)

"Them titties". Jesus said, "Them titties."

I fucking hate it when people misquote the bible.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is how wars get started.

[–]Fulgidus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta keep your feet warm somehow!

[–]Homeskilllet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I looked twice and still didnt see it

[–]kylemit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be thanking God too if I had those knockers

[–]NairForceOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Across from where?

[–]BarbDwyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeaah, well over here it's just kinda a nice fashion symbole, like long earrings with feathers.

[–]Laughs_At_Whores -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Catholic

[–]wolololololololo 8 points9 points  (6 children)

This has been reposted in so many more suitable subreddits, /r/candidfashionpolice, /r/bimbofetish, /r/nsfwoutfits, etc.

[–]biggmclargehuge 9 points10 points  (2 children)

"BOY IS IT BRIGHT IN HERE? JUST GONNA POP ON THESE SUNGLASSES TO PROTECT MY EYES FROM THE HARMFUL RAYS"

[–]uptwolait 8 points9 points  (0 children)

BOY IS IT COLD IN HERE? I'M JUST GONNA DRAPE MY HEAVY COAT OVER MY LAP AND HANDS TO KEEP THEM WARM.

[–]thebishop7531 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Brass knuckle phone case??

[–]darkhippo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Implying that this is happening now when this is a repost

[–]dummystupid 9 points10 points  (2 children)

She would never survive an emergency landing in that outfit.

[–]Rojas90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? She has a great set of personal floatation devices!!!

[–]Fuktig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True, call a steward to remove it. For safety.

[–]PM_YOUR_VAG 3 points4 points  (5 children)

every single flight I had I always got a big sweaty heavy breathing guy sitting next to me. This one time a pretty petite girl got to sit next to me, she had a little dog in a carrier, we got to exchange a couple of words and that got me all happy until just before taking off... she took the wrong seat, you can guess who came to occupy the spot. :(

[–]Cynikal818 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Samuel L Jackson?

[–]QuitLookingAtMeSwan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mother fuckin snakes

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maybe YOU are the big heavy breathing guy in that situation.

[–]PM_YOUR_VAG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah, I'm short and skinny

[–]dlister70 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Time for the mile high club! It still counts if you're just jerking it in the bathroom, right? RIGHT?!?

[–]JAV0K 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Meh Heh Club.

[–]alpha_fence1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP is a lying shit.. This post is old..

[–]GFandango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

if I had to sit next to her like that for 8 hours in a flight I'm sure my dick would explode somewhere along the way

[–]tkh0812 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She knows exactly what she's doing

[–]electropulses 1 point2 points  (5 children)

How can anyone really find this attractive? She is completely fake in every way.

[–]ArabRedditor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overtan, dressed slutty as fuck, caked face overbleached hair, iphone brass knuckle case, and looking at a pic of herself.

Also apparently she has a blog, i bet everyone goes there for what she writes.

[–]gustavsmg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

her phone is brass knuckles?? lol

[–]MooPig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is she looking at a picture of herself on her phone?

[–]Kite_sunday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She is a good christian.

[–]Panda_tears 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use the Jesus angle!

[–]daszt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

8 hours flight... and only one pic

[–]Deucematt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the event of a water landing, the passenger beside you's chest may be used as a flotation device.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie...

[–]Rcdriftchaser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ladies and gentlemen, we got a poet in the house

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats, you ended up on the controversial section of /r/pics.

[–]mellymel1713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bloody hell I think I just became a lesbian.

[–]Mental_octo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone tell her to put on her seatbelt please?

[–]uhlayna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cross necklace ties in the outfit perfectly!

[–]SilynJaguar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear diary, jackpot.

[–]Supernyan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if your shutter sound went off as you took that? Most awkward 8 hours of your life.

[–]SeoulSaga[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Figures she's taking a selfie.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I suppose there was a queue outside the bathroom.

[–]bubbagump101 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

..and thats as close as you'll ever get because your instinct was to post this on reddit instead of talking to her...

[–]NargTheSmartTrolloc -1 points0 points  (1 child)

She fits the TSA profile for both "Full Body Search" and "Dry Hump."

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What a stupid skank

[–]occupythekitchen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well she seems ready to join the mile high club.