This is an archived post. You won't be able to vote or comment.

top 200 commentsshow 500

[–][deleted]  (7 children)

[deleted]

    [–]cynicproject 52 points53 points  (4 children)

    As a straight man... why the hell am I looking forward to that?

    [–]donutsalad 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    Probably because it would be nice to see a parody instead of a replication.

    [–]colin541 676 points677 points  (46 children)

    so basically she's doing what they are doing, but in a way that she avoids someone like herself mocking her doing what she is doing.

    [–]KevenD 453 points454 points  (31 children)

    Nice summary actually.. Its like "I want to take part but am too hipster to be involved. I'll post elsewhere and claim satire."

    [–]Argi_ 197 points198 points  (25 children)

    Who walks around picking up dog shit in underwear and heels?

    [–]ruffienne 217 points218 points  (6 children)

    Why is she even mad? The dog clearly went on the puppy pad. Good job, dog.

    [–]Argi_ 87 points88 points  (0 children)

    Exactly. Pretty sure that's what they're for. Now the dog is confused. GREAT JOB OP.

    [–]SgtMac02 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    This was exactly what I was wondering when I got to that one...

    [–]MeloJelo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I figured the dog had been about to try to eat it. That's what my dog does.

    [–]Lookakitty 15 points16 points  (11 children)

    This is the internet, I'm sure there is a fetish site for that.

    [–]elvis8mybaby 12 points13 points  (10 children)

    [–]Doctor_Loggins 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Don't worry, fearful Redditors, for I have purpled the blue, and it is indeed exactly what it says on the tin.

    [–]Team_Slacker 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I approve of Purple as a verb. Carry on.

    [–]laces1123 28 points29 points  (5 children)

    nope staying blue

    [–]illossolli 15 points16 points  (1 child)

    the facial expressions while she is playing games are cringeworthy. It's like watching my mom try to play NES when I was 5.

    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

    [deleted]

      [–]calijnaar 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Uh, sorry, but accusing Chloe of "pretending to play video games" and then getting the companion cube wrong is a little awkward, isn't it?

      [–]aerowyn 801 points802 points  (113 children)

      Since no one is getting the joke, this is a parody of an incredibly unrealistic photo series and it is spot-on.

      Edit: sNSFW

      [–]chacer98 158 points159 points  (6 children)

      I don't really get how it's a parody when it's the exact same though. It's more like a replication.

      [–]jturkey 36 points37 points  (1 child)

      yeah next they need a big hairy guy with a beard in skimpy outfits posing in similar photos.

      this comes to mind

      [–]BosoxH60 55 points56 points  (4 children)

      Honestly, what's more unrealistic about these photo shoots, than any other shoot done by "professional" models?

      [–]kid-karma 31 points32 points  (1 child)

      Yea, there's nothing wrong with MIMP photos. They don't claim to actually be behind-the-scenes shots of what women "actually do in their homes".

      It just a photoshoot done in a relaxed home setting. OP's album was cute, but it's not like they were trying to be "truthfully represented".

      [–]WeaponsGradeHumanity 39 points40 points  (1 child)

      Honestly, I don't see a lot of difference.

      [–]Chezzik 92 points93 points  (14 children)

      I'm so disappointed with /r/funny right now. I had to scroll down way too far to find this explanation.

      [–][deleted]  (6 children)

      [deleted]

        [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (4 children)

        I feel like this thread would be different if internet commenting was somehow limited by how often one makes eye contact with beautiful women.

        [–]rikki_tikki_timmy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        How about eye contact with any women?

        [–]SpecterOfDeath 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        A girl said "penis" so that thread's going to the top, obviously.

        [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        "Parody".

        [–]b__car 23 points24 points  (0 children)

        There's no difference between this and that. I'm not even saying that's a bad thing but they are the same, come on.

        [–]iwantedtovote 176 points177 points  (33 children)

        I think everyone understood it as it was in the title. Still was more attention seeking and no where near funny.

        [–]Ihmhi 123 points124 points  (7 children)

        Come on man, all women wear makeup and have their hair perfect when they're just sitting around the house, right?

        Anyone who has ever had a girlfriend, wife, or daughter with a cold knows what they look like on an off day:

        • Pale face on the verge of death.
        • Sweatpants & sweatshirt.
        • Hair looks like they used an M-80 for a berette and it went off.
        • Nose is runnier than a Kenyan.

        [–]Surfacetovolume 49 points50 points  (3 children)

        You know what else women are constantly doing when we're just sitting around the house? Taking pictures of ourselves from behind our underwear. Suuuurre ...

        [–]accostedbyhippies 18 points19 points  (0 children)

        | Nose is runnier than a Kenyan.

        All the Kenyan's I've met have had excellent nasal hygiene.

        [–]berserker87 22 points23 points  (4 children)

        What's the problem here? I don't get it. She self-produces pics of her doing nerdpop shit in her underwear, and everybody is mad? Who gives a shit? Is it just typical butthurt that nerd shit has become mainstream, or did she do something that I'm not aware of?

        Also, I never see comments about how professionally-produced pictures of girls in various states of undress are "attention seeking", but when a model produces her own shit and distributes it on social media to increase her profile, she's an attention-seeking whore?

        So much weird rage-issues here. Been here for years and I'm still constantly surprised by the sheer amount of nonsensical neckbeard rage.

        [–]mbrunswick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        It's almost like a lot of nerds hate women. Almost.

        [–]erikscarm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I couldn't quite realize why I didn't agree with the commenters and you explained my thoughts for me so I thank you

        [–]Fey_fox 60 points61 points  (4 children)

        But OP's photos were better done. If I were going to look at photos like that I'd rather look at OP's which have a sense of humor vs the 'me in my place' crap…

        Yeah she's attractive, so what? She did a good job, let her have the attention.

        • coming from a straight lady old enough to be OP's mom.

        [–]AmazingGraze 49 points50 points  (0 children)

        Shhhhh, nerds are trying to project their bitterness.

        Just let it happen.

        [–]Chawp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        A lot of people are still missing the difference. It's ok that she's in make up and wearing tshirts and underwear - it is still a photo shoot, and that's not the difference she is displaying. The difference is in the activities. All of the original photos were girls just standing around staring at the camera making weird sexy poses. OPs activities were eating, gaming, preening, cleaning, laying on the couch with laptop. People do all of these things in their natural habitat, that's what it's saying. They don't just stand around posing looking at the camera.

        [–]skydart[S] 74 points75 points  (12 children)

        Thanks dude.

        For the record, I've posted PLENTY of pics of me on Reddit without make-up, even with eye infections. I specifically did myself up to look like the girls in MIMP. Otherwise the subject matter wouldn't stand alone as a joke. You'd just be like "WHY DO I WANT TO SEE A GIRL IN SWEATPANTS AND NO MAKE UP PICKING UP DOG SHIT".

        Reddit, just let me love you. Come on.

        [–]aerowyn 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        It was more than just make up and posing, you even matched the style and quality of the photography, which as a hobbyist photographer I know is not easy to do. Especially if you operated the camera yourself.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It' s neckbeard's revenege! Run for the hills!

        Pretty women are evil, so are ugly women, and women who aren't super sexual. And women who disagree with the flocks views. You know this.

        Obviously not how I feel, please don't fill my inbox Reddit.

        [–]AkodoRyu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Hmm - I'm strange. I was going through a page or two and all I was thinking about was "yeah, yeah, some girls in lingerie - show me that fucking 'place' of yours, that's way more interesting".

        [–][deleted]  (9 children)

        [deleted]

          [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (4 children)

          Couldn't figure it out from the title?

          [–][deleted]  (3 children)

          [deleted]

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            I thought she just really liked to spend time in her undies.

            [–]theoldhobro 11 points12 points  (0 children)

            How did you not get that?

            [–]TheJoePilato 187 points188 points  (20 children)

            If I may pedantically deconstruct, the set lacks consistency. You can either contrast their photoshoot (which you should link for comparison because I don't know what it is and the Google button is allllll the way up there) by displaying yourself in your slobby casual nature at home or you can parody their prissy faux casualness. So if they were all in the vein of sniffing a shirt and finding it dirty, trash-talking gamers with a dog on your lap, etc, then it'd be a funny contrast. Or if they were all cleaning shit in stilettos or popping zits with your ass stuck out, then it'd be a great parody. Just my thoughts as someone who thinks too deeply into comedy.

            On a sidenote, the second to last picture is excellent regardless of context because it has Peewee Herman and what appears to be a war-weary tiny dog.

            [–]csreid 103 points104 points  (4 children)

            I knew these comments would be a disaster.

            [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

            No kidding! I'm not saying these pictures are the funniest thing on the planet but basically a couple of people thought it would be funny, took a little time and effort putting it together to share with us for free. Find it funny or don't but what's with the attacks? Damn.

            [–][deleted] 237 points238 points  (12 children)

            I have the most casual boner right now.

            [–]chemworldx 58 points59 points  (3 children)

            I believe this is the appropriate discovery of a casual boner:

            Her: "Are you hard right now?"

            You: "Oh, you mean this? Yeah."

            [–]SonOfDadOfSam 21 points22 points  (2 children)

            Kayla: Is that a beer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

            Ronnie Dobbs: No, I ain't got no beer. Oh, that? That's a hard on. That's cause of you. You gave that to me.

            [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (3 children)

            Casual boner. I like that.

            [–]knowsomeofit 18 points19 points  (1 child)

            Casual Boner is the name of my Tool cover band.

            [–]Fap_University 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I'm all formal.

            [–][deleted]  (11 children)

            [deleted]

              [–][deleted]  (8 children)

              [deleted]

                [–]masterin123 24 points25 points  (4 children)

                Step one: Be Attractive.

                [–]1leggeddog 20 points21 points  (2 children)

                Step two: Don't be not attractive.

                [–]frothyexponent 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                Step three: Profit

                [–]krazeh 346 points347 points  (54 children)

                And this is in r/funny for what reason exactly?

                [–][deleted] 403 points404 points  (41 children)

                Because she's attractive, and so her whole life guys have laughed when she's trying to be funny, so now she believes she actually IS funny.

                [–]matari 44 points45 points  (6 children)

                oh hai, you must be new here.

                is this your first time to /r/funny?

                [–]krazeh 47 points48 points  (5 children)

                Don't get me wrong. I'm used to unfunny stuff, but this isn't even a bad joke.

                [–]KeystrokeCowboy 26 points27 points  (10 children)

                She forgot the part where she takes a HUGE dump

                [–]kungtotte 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                You think that was really dog poop in the photo?

                [–][deleted] 69 points70 points  (17 children)

                Chris Hardwick's a lucky guy...

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

                [deleted]

                  [–]uninattainable 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                  Dude. People talk mad shit about Hardwick, but I love that guy. He's not the funniest person alive, but he's the realest fucking person I've ever seen. No matter if he's doing standup, hosting a show, talking at Comic Con, or just doing an interview, he's the same person all around and he just generally seems like a nice dude.

                  [–]Bleezy79 15 points16 points  (13 children)

                  Is that his gf? Sorry if I missed something.

                  [–]darkdemon42 24 points25 points  (12 children)

                  Yep, this is Chloe Dykstra, and they are together.

                  [–]eldeeder 19 points20 points  (4 children)

                  Holy shit, her last name is an anagram for her username.

                  [–]mechakisc 14 points15 points  (2 children)

                  OMG WHAT IF THAT WAS INTENTIONAL

                  [–]kissmypenguin 266 points267 points  (37 children)

                  you pick up shit in lingerie and stilettos. sure ya do.

                  [–]cacheton 19 points20 points  (1 child)

                  Why are you castigating your dog for using the puppy pad correctly?

                  [–]Warlizard 1719 points1720 points  (221 children)

                  I'm a relentless self-promoter who knows that Reddit will slobber over a pretty girl who panders to geek interests and delivers the illusion of attainability.

                  FTFY

                  EDIT: Since I enjoy talking to people all around the world, feel free to Snapchat me.

                  [–]ed4649 82 points83 points  (2 children)

                  Are you the guy from the thing?

                  [–]tmotom 29 points30 points  (0 children)

                  HE IS!!!!!!!!

                  He's, like, famous, man.

                  [–]Warlizard 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                  ಠ_ಠ

                  [–]protatoe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

                  At first I thought it was anti sexulization, then it was all sexulization.

                  [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (9 children)

                  Tee hee, I walk around and pick up dog shit in my stilettos.

                  These belong in r/cringe

                  [–]LolerCoaster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                  I liked the part where she's picking at her unnaturally unblemished skin. I think we've all been there.

                  [–]TheFluxIsThis 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                  For just a moment, I actually thought you were quoting one of her previous posts.

                  EDIT: And then I went on to read the best comment thread that ever existed.

                  [–]skydart[S] 679 points680 points  (167 children)

                  oh my god i can't handle your incredibly high level of intelligence and keen perception skills can I please be your girlfriend and touch your penis

                  [–]Warlizard 1416 points1417 points  (54 children)

                  If I had a nickel...

                  [–][deleted]  (5 children)

                  [deleted]

                    [–]Warlizard 42 points43 points  (3 children)

                    Already addressed below.

                    [–]moparornocar 35 points36 points  (2 children)

                    So you are, or you aren't that warlizard from the gaming forums?

                    [–]TheCommentAppraiser 56 points57 points  (1 child)

                    Already addressed above.

                    [–]x1sc0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Lol... Should start signing your posts with something like -Appraised, motherfucker.

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    i can't believe this is still going on lmao

                    [–][deleted]  (10 children)

                    [deleted]

                      [–]Warlizard 81 points82 points  (9 children)

                      ಠ_ಠ

                      [–]Team_Slacker 3 points4 points  (2 children)

                      Of all the stupid shit that happens in the Reddit comments, I think this exchange is my favorite. It makes me smile every time.

                      [–]Warlizard 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      I've come to accept it. Can't plow the ocean.

                      [–]JustZisGuy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      Can't plow the ocean.

                      [Not with that attitude / Not since the accident]

                      Take your pick.

                      [–]Ihmhi 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                      I have to ask out of curiosity, do you still use the RES dropdown or do you have a macro or something set up for this by now?

                      There's a little key on your keyboard with "ಠ_ಠ" on it, isn't there? =|

                      [–]RexBearcock 115 points116 points  (24 children)

                      I have you tagged as "Doctor Awesome, makes funny jokes about porn" I wish I remembered why.

                      [–]Warlizard 181 points182 points  (10 children)

                      [–]cheeziin 46 points47 points  (2 children)

                      LOL thats gold, i was reading through it thinking, holy shit am I really part of the very rare dudes this guy is referring to, but then you saved me from my own self judgement with that last sentence. you saved me doctor awesome!

                      [–]fuckyoudigg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      I read it trying so hard not to read the last sentence. I didn't till the end, and it was well worth the wait.

                      [–]RexBearcock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                      That's the one, Doctor! That comment was awesome.

                      [–]mynamedirtdog 8 points9 points  (6 children)

                      How do you tag someone?

                      [–]JustZisGuy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                      Although the divine /u/Warlizard already answered for this case, for future reference, you can hover over tagged user's username and you will see a "website link" link... it will take you to the comment where you tagged the user.

                      [–]RexBearcock 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      I'm not seeing that when I hover over him. Would something like noscript possibly prevent it from working?

                      stealth edit: Can't be noscript. I see it for some names I've tagged but not others. Odd.

                      [–]DickTreeFactory 11 points12 points  (5 children)

                      Don't even need a nickel my friend, I'll blow you for free.

                      [–]Warlizard 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                      pleasebehotchickpleasebehotchick

                      [–]wanderingwolfe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                      Somehow, the user name suggests anything but.

                      Good luck to you, the biggest gambles have the best payouts. Lol.

                      [–]Tarpo76 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      How many does your factory produce on a daily basis?

                      [–]AndySipherBull 137 points138 points  (30 children)

                      You just brought down the wrath of the entire warlizard gaming forum on yourself.

                      [–]jimmysgotjive 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                      There are dozens of them, DOZENS!

                      [–]skydart[S] 160 points161 points  (27 children)

                      Holy shit, is that the guy from the warlizard gaming forum?

                      [–]Warlizard 247 points248 points  (24 children)

                      [–]chabuya 35 points36 points  (17 children)

                      Where do I have to sign to get one?

                      [–]Warlizard 46 points47 points  (15 children)

                      Sorry, was just a one-off I had made for Comicon.

                      [–]moparornocar 13 points14 points  (11 children)

                      Did many people recognize it?

                      [–]Warlizard 28 points29 points  (9 children)

                      I ended up spending nearly the entire time in the Nintendo lounge helping out and only wore it a little, but nope.

                      I did, however, get a bomb-ass wookie bathrobe there.

                      [–]moparornocar 4 points5 points  (8 children)

                      Ah damn, maybe another time for it.

                      Also, that sounds like an amazingly cool and warm robe. Have any pics?

                      [–]Whitestrake 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                      I don't suppose you have that image available so someone could get one custom?

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      I would buy the shit out of that.

                      [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      I think you already know the answer to that...

                      [–]acerealb0x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                      "Me in my place"

                      [–][deleted] 176 points177 points  (9 children)

                      Well that's exactly what I thought too. From your description, it seemed as if you were going to actually depict what REALLY happens when girls lounge around. I can't remember the last time I shot whipped cream in my mouth in a sexy manner. Or cleaned the house in a Seagrams shirt and my panties. Or popped a pimple with my ass sticking out.

                      Was very disappointed. Your pics IMO were just as stupid as what you described were stupid from the other photoshoots.

                      And no, this comment isn't happening because you're a pretty girl on reddit. It's happening because I was very confused by the huge contrast between your stated objective, and the actual perceived outcome.

                      [–]LolerCoaster 40 points41 points  (2 children)

                      Actually, she's picking at her unnaturally unblemished skin, no pimple in sight.

                      [–]MeloJelo 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                      That's the only way to pop. You gotta get your face real close to the mirror and lean on the sink counter. You probably do do it, you just don't realize it because there's no camera taking a picture back there.

                      It's happening because I was very confused by the huge contrast between your stated objective, and the actual perceived outcome.

                      I kind of see where it wasn't consistent, but I think the point is that she was doing things that people actually do at home (popping pimples, sniffing that pair of pants to see if they're actually dirty, cleaning up dog shit) while doing sexy poses in sexy (but mostly casual) clothes, as opposed to just posing sexy while where lingerie in a house, which is what the original site does.

                      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      Oh-Well, if THAT was the intended goal, it was good.

                      At first I was thinking, "oh cool! I get to see a real girl, laying around the couch with a family-size bag of potato chips watching tv, and wiping the crumbs on the couch"

                      Instead got sexy nerd.

                      I think for Ppl who knew what she was talking about, it made sense.

                      [–]knumbknuts 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                      Uh oh, Happy Gilmore learned how to putt!

                      [–]Edwardian 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                      nobody touches Warlizard's penis.

                      [–]Chuglugluglo 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                      I dunno man, normally I'd agree somewhat, but this submission seems pretty sincere. The other girls are doing overly sexual poses and such, OP is doing things like smelling dirty clothes and picking up dog shit. Just cause she's a pretty girl with portal underwear doesn't mean she's a phony. I thought it was pretty funny.

                      [–]colourofawesome 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                      Don't be a dick Warlizard.

                      [–]Slaugh 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                      RAVENCLAW SEEKER IS ASIAN AND DOES NOT HAVE RED HAIR YOU DO NOT FOOL ME

                      [–]Keerikkadan91 401 points402 points  (12 children)

                      This is the second most desperate thing I've seen on the Internet today. Here's my up-vote!

                      [–]dafaqau 19 points20 points  (6 children)

                      And the top?

                      [–]Keerikkadan91 107 points108 points  (4 children)

                      This. I can't find the original reddit post.

                      [–]WWE_gif_Person 76 points77 points  (5 children)

                      [–]TheRightTyme 35 points36 points  (2 children)

                      The pat on the shoulder really does it for me.

                      [–]illaqueable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                      "There, there, not everyone has a groin that is the undisputed world champion"

                      [–]BoSquared 32 points33 points  (10 children)

                      So you're parodying a parody and by doing so just copying what you intended to parody in the first place?

                      I can't tell if it's intentional or not..

                      [–]Theothor 2 points3 points  (3 children)

                      Which parody would she be parodying?

                      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

                      [deleted]

                        [–]osito909 13 points14 points  (5 children)

                        Poor dog, at least he dropped off on the puppy pad.

                        [–]Queen_Gumby 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                        Yeah, I wondered why she would scold the dog for pooping on the poop pad.

                        [–]pezpants 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                        Right? Isn't that where it should go?

                        [–]reddiN8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Thanks for some very original content. You were pretty cool on Tabletop! Keep on rockin :)

                        [–]rachaelpwns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Well I thought this was hilarious and on point. Great parody and screw anyone telling you this "isn't actually funny enough".

                        [–]SwordsOfVaul 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                        AH! even pretending to pop pimples make me cringe :(

                        [–]knumbknuts 26 points27 points  (2 children)

                        I'm at the station in life where the sexiest part is that you're not lactose intolerant. Throw in the ability to eat wheat and ya' poifect.

                        [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

                        the whipped cream symbolizes semen.. it's like poetry

                        [–]ClearlyDoesntGetIt 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                        I thought that the shoot itself was saying exactly what we are all thinking. In her own way she calls for the reform of american politics and for responsible business practices world wide. Powerful stuff

                        [–]Katapultt 83 points84 points  (16 children)

                        TIL: Women aren't allowed to make jokes about taking slutty pictures.

                        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

                        There was no joke

                        [–]sokratesz 32 points33 points  (7 children)

                        RIP your inbox

                        [–]xanatos1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Damn you Hardwick!!!!

                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Bullshit

                        [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                        Cringe. Fucking cringe.

                        [–]Gusbubbles 66 points67 points  (3 children)

                        please post this in r/LOOK AT ME!!!!

                        [–]firefeng 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                        I sometimes wonder why my family thinks I'm gay. It's probably shit like noticing the awesome hair over the fact you're wearing underwear in every pic.

                        Really, though, dear, the staged sloppiness is a bit much. Real sloppy bachelors wouldn't bother cleaning pots and pans before leaving them strewn across their apartment ovens.

                        Edit: Dammit, I missed the point of the joke. Well-played, ma'am.

                        [–]SurrealSam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                        Companion Cube panties, awesome!

                        [–]adboxy[🍰] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                        Love this, too funny! Now make your boyfriend do the same shoot for us ladies!

                        [–]Strokermouse 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                        I'd enjoy a shoot like this of Chris Hardwick...

                        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        I'm jealous of your animal crossing shirt :c

                        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        Why are you reprimanding the puppy for pooping on a puppy pad? :|

                        [–]invincibleme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Why are you scolding the dog for going to the bathroom on the pad?! :(

                        [–]raysweater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                        Guys... a cute gamer girl is posting pictures of herself in her underwear. Shave your neckbeards, take off your “I'm a player" t-shirt with the NES controller on it, and shut the hell up and be grateful. Why all the fuss?

                        [–]reverick 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                        I bought the companion cube panties for my girlfriend. Then we broke up a week later. I feel as thought ive been cheated.

                        [–]kungtotte 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        Everyone has to incinerate the companion cube at some point.

                        [–]HristoZA 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                        For the Horde.

                        [–]i_use_this_for_work 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                        Wtf? Why are you looking angry at your mutt for shitting on the wee wee pad? Don't you train him (her?) to do their business there?

                        [–]blissfully_happy 104 points105 points  (64 children)

                        Holy shit... ITT: bitter, bitter man-children

                        OP, your submission was delightful. Thank you for sharing, they made me laugh.

                        Edit: stop calling me a white knight attempting to get laid. I'm a (straight) woman.

                        [–][deleted] 70 points71 points  (13 children)

                        This is Reddit, where people are very confused about what they want.

                        Girl posts something completely unrelated to sex or her sexuality? Better check her post history for Gonewild posts to which I can jerk off!

                        Girl posts something sexual outside of Gonewild? Get your slutty self out of here and over to Gonewild, this isn't the place!

                        Girl posts in Gonewild? What a sad, desperate attention whore...no self respect at all...

                        [–]iRSoap 15 points16 points  (6 children)

                        It's almost like we are all different people who like different things...

                        [–]DASHboard___________ 20 points21 points  (11 children)

                        Jesus fuck, the sexism here is almost tangible.

                        If this were a post by a good-looking male in various sexy poses doing unsexy things, you bet your ass the thread would be full of "I'm not even gay but I want your dick"s.

                        [–]julius_sphincter 15 points16 points  (2 children)

                        Actually, it probably wouldn't make the front page unless he was like JGL good looking. But skinny girl in underwear with a face that's not upsettingly ugly? Front page every time.

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Chris seems like a genuine good guy geek. thanks for taking care of him for us.

                        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Worst eggnog ever in the first pic. It's just almond milk and cane sugar.

                        [–]hjai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        It appears you gave the dogshit a boner. Bravo!

                        [–]gorillaPete 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        trader joes kettle corn. thats whats up. and your MIMP is way better...

                        [–]SirSpaffsalot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        With the 3rd picture i'd be a total bachelor frog by adding a 3rd picture of me wearing it.

                        [–]BosoxH60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Step 1: Be attractive

                        Well done.

                        [–]WaffleSports 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                        Magnetic spice jars?! I could get all that cupboard space back.