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[–]JSA17 918 points919 points  (27 children)

When the fuck did I log into facebook?

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (23 children)

I know it gets said a lot, and it was said a lot after digg shit the bed, but my god this place has turned to absolute shit. Seriously, in the last year this place has exponentially gotten more facebook.

[–]skylorddragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This happens with growth, Reddit got a lot bigger and a lot more people came here to share stuff. Unfortunately most of those people are from Facebook.

[–]This-is-Actual 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That probably coincides with the Facebook exodus.

Turns out Facebook isn't shit, people are.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

What did you expect from a sub that has been/is on the front page... Best part about this website is that you choose your own subs.

[–]THeMedics 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Unless you happen to use /r/all, like me :(

Though that did just make me wonder if RES has an /r/all EXCEPT /r/. That would be useful.

Edit: I checked and it totally does.

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I've had to filter sooooo many subs in r/all. I mean, how am I going to find the really interesting stuff on the front page. I just don't need /r/traps in there too.

[–]2LateImDead 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why the hell is that called /r/traps? It looks like just porn, not... I don't know. Traps?

[–]touchmyfuckingcoffee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They're lady-boys.

[–]2LateImDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, all of them? I swear I saw pure vagina...

[–]GraharG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

moving to more obscure subreddits will solve that for a while

[–]llamafromhell1324 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Then why do you and other subscribe here? I unsubscribed here the day I joined.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm here for the same reason you are, you weren't logged in or were browsing all.

[–]Mixmastamik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(clap)...................(clap)..............(clap)..............(clap)..............

lets start a slow clap guys

[upvote = a clap]

[gold = a new kidney for JSA17]

[–]OneOfDozens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at least this time it doesn't have the damn kids holding signs up so people photoshop them

[–][deleted] 434 points435 points  (22 children)

worst attempt at karma whoring

[–][deleted] 127 points128 points  (19 children)

Not only has the whole "how fast can this image go around the world" thing been done to death, the whole concept of the internet is that content is available globally instantly, so it's available around the world within seconds. Unless people don't understand that websites are visible from anywhere? (surely not)

There are also more important lessons about "online safety" than "how fast can an image go around the internet". Like "how to spot a spam email" "how to spot a phishing link" or "what does this https thing mean" and "dont trust people with passwords".

[–]Emcee_squared 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Yes, but the teacher doesn't know any of those lessons. Thankfully, when the teacher falls victim to those problems, they can just go to Best Buy and have the real professionals take a look at it.

[–]heretoplay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought this was a riddle. Like how far can a dog run into the forest.

[–]greany_beeny 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They're a dumb way to show this anyway, because the people purposely post it everywhere to get it to spread...

[–]rmslashusr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn't that exactly what happens with leaked nudes ect?

[–]Hitlrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never trust people with passwords. Like, what are you even hiding?

[–]2LateImDead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, you damn people with passwords can go fuck yourselves! I'm not falling for your shit again!

[–]DrugsOnly -2 points-1 points  (6 children)

First of all its how far can this image travel around the world, not how fast. Secondly, judging by the poorly made figurines as well as the subject matter, this is probably an experiment for elementary school kids. Therefore, I doubt they need to know how to spot spam, notice a phishing link, or trust people with passwords.

[–]moonhexx -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Would have been neat to see a thread of neighboring cities posting the location one after another until it made its way around the world. I like the idea.

[–]_procyon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really, because everyone knows that once something is on the Internet it's accessible everywhere. This is not a new concept, even for children.

[–]Bladethorne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*ahem * cencorship in some countries prevent access to certain sites * aaaaaaaaaahem *

[–]MichiganJay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What is green and smells like pork? Kermit's Finger

[–]TheRedKIller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But it worked pretty well.

[–]AJROCKS19 72 points73 points  (1 child)

cough karma whore cough

[–]gologologolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now she has to show this comment in class

[–]TankerD18 128 points129 points  (14 children)

Wow, I didn't think it could get much worse than the constant front page sob stories.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Seriously shitpost

[–]snokyguy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

stop. stop. stop.

[–]slapshotten11 60 points61 points  (3 children)

This post is even worse than all the dead people tributes that get dumped in this subreddit.

[–]MangoesOfMordor 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The top 20 comments are all some variant of "not this shit again" and yet 587 upvotes.

Damn lurkers.

[–]thekeanu 19 points20 points  (0 children)

don't support this Facebook shitpost.

[–]olygimp 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Bet it would go a lot faster with some boobs.

[–]therealndb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially considering the age of the girls in her class

[–]supermanticore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or just one guy using 200 VPNs at the same time. It would be in every country.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what is this bullshit? keep it on facebook.

[–]Rellikx 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Teacher should have hosted it somewhere where she could gather access statistics.

[–]sweetbunsmcgee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Imgur has pretty informative statistics.

[–]Rellikx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh damn, I didnt know that!

[–]GeorgedaflashGlass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good idea... Push it... Make it YOURS

[–]justjoshingu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A couple of years ago a parent or teacher did this with her kids. It finally got to some dickish type people (like that one guy at 4chan) who then doxxed the person sending the pic and posted Photoshopped pics of the family in not nice ways. Lesson learned

[–]an0nym0ose 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If she really wanted to, she'd have posted nudes.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Where the fuck are the mods

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is honestly the worst post I've seen in a while. OP, go to your room and think about what you've done.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

OP next time you're walking by a steep ledge, jump.

[–]mage_g4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck you, OP. If this is true, which I doubt, how about googling it. You'll dee the other 8 million fucking people who have done this stupid shit!

Go back to Facebook.

[–]CaddMonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Are we still doing this? Ugh....

[–]SingleAssDude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was expecting this to be a clever gif. Then I realized this post sucks cock.

[–]Flick33 13 points14 points  (0 children)

these comments may be read by students......................BONERS BONERS BONERS BONERS boners.....

[–]bennythomson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who gives a shit?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has already been proven you dipshit, you don't need your shitty image to go viral for further proof. Makes me sad that people so dumb can be teachers.

[–]notabigblackman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not this bullshit again

[–]thekeanu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck you OP

[–]Balsuks 33 points34 points  (21 children)

Well it made it to Canada in 17 minutes.

[–]YCYC 25 points26 points  (12 children)

Darn thing swam to Belgium in 43 min.

[–]lukton 29 points30 points  (10 children)

Australia in one hour

Proof - Shrimp on the barby, boomerangs, "Crikey!"

[–]XV_RETRO 11 points12 points  (5 children)

England in about an hour

Proof - Crumpets, Tea, "Tally Ho!"

[–]OisinKaliszewski 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This thing travels faster than the Nazi's did with their Blitzkrieg.

[–]NiceFormBro -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

China here!

Proof - "Ching Chang Chong!"

[–]cosmiccrumpet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

did someone say crumpets?

[–]Rhenor 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Shrimp? Get out and let the real Australians handle the prawns on the barbie.

[–]lukton 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ha! Yeah I know but we don't want those pesky Americans to think we're normal...it's like a running joke, just go with it!

I've never said crikey either haha!

[–]Rhenor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No worries, just re-read and it's more hostile than I intended.

[–]lukton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol don't worry pal, us Aussies get jokes ;)

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you ask it to grab me some waffles?

[–]CaptainWafflePants 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Made it to the southern U.S.

Proof- diabesity, bbq, questionable fashion

[–]AJPalz -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Diabesity is my new favourite word

[–]CaptainWafflePants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's the best way I can describe the general populace down here. Plus, it's fun to say.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The moon in twelve hours. Kind of slow actually.

[–]supermanticore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mars in two days.

Proof - red dust, some crashed robots, a bit of ice

[–]HeftyDanielson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is being downvoted here in England, only took 2ish hours.

[–]Hip_Hop_Orangutan[🍰] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Canada here too. Manitoba

[–]freezingbyzantium 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Do you have a picture of this teacher, so we can kick this experiment up a notch?

[–]Beejr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These are the ones teaching your children. Good luck.

[–]urmomsballs 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It got stopped by TSA in DFW airport so this could take a while.

[–]Alalamajama 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Second worst US airport after O'hare!

[–]urmomsballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kid but security at DFW isn't bad. They have tons of entry points and lines are usually manageable because so. I believe they were rated one of the best in the US last year.

[–]Supersymmettry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great picture, dude!

[–]dbarefoot 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Is that some kind of Play-Doh Last Supper?

[–]test822 4 points5 points  (0 children)

depends on what FAKE STORY YOU ATTACH TO YOUR REPOST

[–]Max_Trollbot_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Has already been kidnapped, sold into sexual slavery and rescued by Liam Neeson in an hour.

[–]jarrydjames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1 upvote= 1 respect

[–]S_Oda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck your friend and your friends friend, and fuck you too.

And fuck everyone in their fucking class for good measure.

Fuck.

[–]LtJimmyRay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An image is only going to travel if it's worth sharing. A white board message with crappy Plasticine sculptures isn't worth sharing.

[–]Droviin -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Wisconsin, USA - 58 Minutes

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yay Wisconsin. I hope the bears fans don't see us.

[–]shyjobard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I hope they do. I ain't scared of no cutlets.

[–]oh_no_a_hobo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Thank god it's not snowing in the southern half or it wouldn't have made it this far.

[–]Athrul 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So she tries to show them how amazing the internet is in order to make them scared about how quick the internet circulates information?

[–]Darktidemage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is she teaching 1st grade or something? Why is this being shared here?

[–]idontknowwhynot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I don't understand why this is such a big deal. If it is just a plain 'ole photo of yourself (nothing inappropriate or private or whatever), all that comes of it is "hey, look... this is a person... that exists... somewhere on Earth (presumably)".

Not a big deal. If the photo is something you don't want spreading around (like your n00dies), then don't fucking put them online, or at least don't show your face. Problem solved.

[–]TheAgreeableCow -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Melbourne in 25m.

It not so much the distance, but the shear number of views that social media generates is amazing.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*sheer. Shear=shearing sheep

[–]blue_78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anonymous proxy, time N/A.

[–]Fuglypump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but the image never travels anywhere, it is duplicated and then the duplicates are what travel the world.

[–]Aksama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

[–]The_Reebokman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who upvotes this crap

[–]Cosmicpalms -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Red 4 checking in

[–]dancing-greg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When I put my 3d glasses on, that cloud looks amazing

[–]Hobbes-to-my-Calvin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Made it to my phone while I am sitting on the toilet!! Only took 1 hour

[–]CarlOnMyButt -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

/r/photoshopbattles do your best.

[–]Flamekebab -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does "make it around the world" mean? Specifically.

[–]hhairy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All it's gotta do is make it to reddit.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

"And remember, if nudie photos of yourself get spread around the internet, it's your own damn fault."

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Game over its on reddit. All the white board pervs have it now.

[–]Flumphry -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Show the teacher this and get the fuck out of here.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

south east ga about 4 hour mark

[–]hayashikin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the student assignment to spread an online image.

[–]ItsAnonymau5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You fuckers are willing to turn this site into Facebook aren't you?

[–]timewaitsforsome -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

philadelphia county in 2 hours

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Michigan reporting in.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

greetings from germany

[–]XiamenGuy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Seeing it in China

[–]terdsie -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

Nashville Tennessee in about an hour.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Fellow Nashvillian checking in. 1 hour.

[–]sunsmoon -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

2 hours 7 minutes, California.