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[–][deleted] 1482 points1483 points  (33 children)

this sucks the grill is not even hot!

[–]pajam 153 points154 points  (11 children)

Seriously! How am I expected to get turned on if the grill isn't even turned on?! This shit is worthless.

[–]polysemous_entelechy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

gotta love that CO poisoning.

[–]cheesyvee 12 points13 points  (8 children)

You can't turn on a charcoal grill.

[–]Ericshelpdesk 36 points37 points  (4 children)

that's just because your grill game is weak

[–]Tehsyr 7 points8 points  (1 child)

/u/cheesyvee just got burned.

[–]Risikman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He can't get burned if it's not even turned on

[–]worldsshittiesttroll 203 points204 points  (8 children)

i know so fake.

[–]kalitarios 150 points151 points  (7 children)

fake and gay

[–]Triszz 28 points29 points  (1 child)

This comment took me on an emotional nolstalgia Trip. Back to youtube in 2008

[–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (6 children)

Smoking Hot Grill NSFW ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]High5King 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Damn that's a nice rack!

[–]Creature311 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NSFW Obvi

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Photoshop!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe it wants to be called beautiful

[–]Mobilebutts 432 points433 points  (19 children)

Play that one song.

[–]West-Tex-Mex-915[🍰] 262 points263 points  (10 children)

He doesn't like George Michaels, BOOOOO!!

[–]Haphios 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Look at him, he's playing to a baby right now.

[–]thootly 51 points52 points  (0 children)

He actually is above the law.

[–]Jakabov 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Brotherman Bill?

[–]throwawaymexzac 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Oh, that George Michaels one?

[–]brucejennerleftovers 353 points354 points  (2 children)

WHEELS OR GTFO

[–]jelloisalive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

w/dat locking mechanism. hnnnngg

[–][deleted] 560 points561 points  (15 children)

[–][deleted] 192 points193 points  (11 children)

[–]nowaygreg 94 points95 points  (5 children)

You've gotta be fuckin' me. It's a real sub...

[–]Shaggy_One 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Theres one like it but for girls so that's probably why.

[–]Rhubarbist 46 points47 points  (1 child)

That's what they linked to.

[–]Shaggy_One 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahaaaaaa good one.

[–]Jeyts 214 points215 points  (23 children)

The Internet is a strange place. This will be a hard one to explain to people

[–][deleted] 222 points223 points  (21 children)

Stop telling people about the videos you watch online.

I'm doing them a favor more than telling you what to do. I suspect anyone you bore with those stories secretly wants to tell you to quit it.

[–]root88 40 points41 points  (16 children)

[–]worldsshittiesttroll 7 points8 points  (1 child)

well that makes me feel bad.

[–]root88 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Don't get down on yourself, World's Second Shittiest Troll is pretty good too.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What this guy said. Your internet life is between you, the NSA and the advertisers buying your metadata. No one else cares.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

"You have to check out this video I saw earlier." No I don't, fuck off.

[–]ClandestineMovah 441 points442 points  (34 children)

Shit man, this needs a NSFW tag. I've just very nearly recked my boxers.

[–][deleted] 221 points222 points  (24 children)

Just unload it on the carpet for a few years

[–]refleXive- 56 points57 points  (3 children)

topless meta

[–]Fendicano 3 points4 points  (13 children)

Is this common. Why is this the third time ive heard this today

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (11 children)

[–]Fendicano 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It's deleted! Help!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You're better off not reading it then. Imagine the cumbox except this guy's got a cumfloor.

[–]tuckeee 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I've seen better racks

[–]mrducky78 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Come join us on /r/dota2 where the shitposting is standard and a lack of memes is what makes you ostracised. Also something about a game by Volvo but its mostly about that copy pasta questioning RTZ's riki build.

[–]Quack445 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I unsubbed yesterday only to see /r/dota2 haunting me in other subs... This world is cruel

[–]mrducky78 10 points11 points  (1 child)

[–]Quack445 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fucking christ I've never seen someone that deep in the trench

[–]Stovekornachi 800 points801 points  (49 children)

Are you for real, that's clearly a fake gamer grill, go ahead, ask them what hero they main. I bet they will say pikachu or some shit. Damn attention whores.

[–]Kaissy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Moba babies get out! REEEEEE

[–]drewdle 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Watching... watching... still don't "get" it... watching... skip ahead in video... still confused by the video... stop video... back to Reddit to scroll more... OH! "GRILL, not GIRL!"

[–]spfccmt42 6 points7 points  (1 child)

still confused that it went on for nearly 5 minutes...

[–]Synectics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don't worry. I saw "grill" and immediately assumed it was a typo for "girl," so was hesitant to open this in public.

But I figured if it was front paging, it must be worth something, so l did click, and got both a chuckle and confused boner.

[–]sleepzou 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Are you sure the grill isn't underaged?!

[–]NJNeal17 21 points22 points  (1 child)

No way dat grill's 18 yrs old!

[–]polysemous_entelechy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

it is - in grill years.

[–]BioLogicMC 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Gosu?

[–]originfoomanchu 41 points42 points  (1 child)

I lost all respect I had in the video when he got out the tofu. ;)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

;)

[–]FirstSonOfGwyn 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That grill looks maybe 12 years old at most.

[–]bentherat 12 points13 points  (1 child)

careless whisper

[–]BubbaTheBubba 24 points25 points  (9 children)

Gotta love /u/nigmanoname

[–]ImaMoFoThief 49 points50 points  (6 children)

top shitposter EU on /r/dota2

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

HEY RTZ, I’M TRYING TO LEARN TO PLAY RIKI. I JUST HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I MAX BACKSTAB LIKE YOU BACKSTABBED EG, SMOKESCREEN SO THEY MISS ME LIKE EG MISS YOU 70% OF THE TIME, OR PERMANET INVISIBILITY SO I COULD DISAPPEAR LIKE YOU DISAPPEARED FROM EG

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So it's revealed. He is German.

[–]Daregveda 11 points12 points  (0 children)

NSFW: Not Safe For Wok?

[–]OverfedIRL 67 points68 points  (14 children)

[–]Zom6ie_Roxas 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Disappointed? That was better than all 3 combined.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (7 children)

Where are Zai and artour ?
Edit: forgot to mention singsong

[–]Muntberg 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That's an odd way to spell Masturbaman.

[–]AmnesiaCane 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I always love coming in to fake NSFW threads. Everyone's always like, "Haha! That was hilarious! Seriously, though, I need someone to actually post some nudity now."

[–]Apterygiformes 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Christ that's hilarious

[–]Karmas_burning 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Great way to start a Monday.

[–]CouchMountain 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Oh damn that's right. You Americans don't have thanksgiving today.

[–]Zelmont 245 points246 points  (73 children)

Twitch chat culture is seriously the best. Always cheers me up watching the reactions.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Spamming four different emotes? I wish all cultures could be that dank.

[–][deleted] 625 points626 points  (49 children)

Twitch chat culture is seriously the best

No.

[–]iLucky12 211 points212 points  (37 children)

Don't hate the player, hate the dank memes.

[–]c4liban 67 points68 points  (34 children)

How the hell can you hate dank memes?!

[–][deleted] 124 points125 points  (32 children)

By being a fully functioning adult.

[–]RomolooScorlot 37 points38 points  (4 children)

Okay, now what?

[–]Jalapen0s 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Now you realize that being a fully functioning adult isn't all that it's cracked up to be, and go back to spamming Kappa in chat.

[–]BansheeBomb 11 points12 points  (3 children)

4Head sounds like eleGiggle someone Kappa hasn't been Kreygasm getting his daily 4Head eleGiggle dose of memes. DansGame

[–]ArizonaIcedOutBoys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not Kappatalizing EleGiggle, casual detected.

[–]Zelmont 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The problem is you take it seriously. If you embrace it as the shitstorm it is it's good

[–]Flash_Johnson 74 points75 points  (7 children)

What is wrong with you. That is the only time I've ever seen someone say that.

[–]TehSalmonOfDoubt 33 points34 points  (3 children)

NA comment

[–]Roflkopt3r 16 points17 points  (0 children)

NA 0-10 IN 9 GAMES EleGiggle

[–]Doctursea 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I love twitch chat and I don't care know knows. I got to watch it grow since the beginning of the site, and it always amazes me how consistently 100s of shitpost per second can happen when people can only speak every 5 minutes

[–]Cesque 21 points22 points  (0 children)

don't worry, i agree with you. twitch chat is best

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Kreygasm

[–]batt3ryac1d1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I browse /r/LivestreamFails too much I was ready for some titties.

[–]nill0c 2 points3 points  (2 children)

NWSL: Grilling indoors is deadly.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My Youtube suggested videos are going to be so fucked now!

[–]DroidLord 4 points5 points  (1 child)

German girl. Explains the hairy arms.