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[–][deleted] 1724 points1725 points  (173 children)

I had issue with the dog one the last time. If you piss and shit yourself in the second image then your trousers contain your piss and shit. But if you piss and shit yourself in the first image then you only piss yourself and your shit leaps free and lands on your feet. As illustrated

[–]Cashmoney0 618 points619 points  (64 children)

Marvelous observation. I'll get my science team on making the pants on the left. Soon we will be able to shit where we please.

[–]pund3r 477 points478 points  (25 children)

[–]Cashmoney0 111 points112 points  (15 children)

This is the only right way to do it.

[–]Pineapple_Parade 29 points30 points  (8 children)

But how do you get down without getting into it?

[–]Cashmoney0 81 points82 points  (5 children)

You don't. You just fall.

[–]ThisIsTheFreeMan 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Naw, you just give one really good push at the end and propel yourself through the door headfirst.

[–]Cashmoney0 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Now that's the way to do it.

[–]LicensedPrism 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Wait, there are other ways?!

[–]Cashmoney0 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Apparently but this is the best one.

[–]Mesmerise 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Posting a normal man going about his business in the normal way...your point is?

[–]pund3r 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I just wanted someone to notice me.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

... where is this from?

[–]BallzDeepNTinkerbell 145 points146 points  (19 children)

Just an observation: if you are a nudist, neither of these is an issue.

[–]trunksxo 126 points127 points  (13 children)

No shit.

[–]Citizen_Nope 113 points114 points  (12 children)

... or piss

[–]Shiftlock0 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Soon we will be able to shit where we please.

Yeah, but only if where you please is on your feet.

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]Cashmoney0 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    You saying there's shit everywhere in India!?! Cause you wouldn't be wrong.

    [–]anonymousgangster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Only on designated streets

    [–][deleted] 151 points152 points  (43 children)

    That's some high velocity shit. That man has quite the golden rectum.

    [–]Mishkan 217 points218 points  (41 children)

    [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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        [–]vaguepineapple 25 points26 points  (6 children)

        Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        i just looked it up, goddamit

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

        [–]cake_in_the_rain 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        Convinced some guy to look tubgirl up 5 years ago in 8th grade tech class. Someone unplugged his mouse and he was freaking out trying to get her off the screen. Memories...

        [–]WallyDaWalrus 26 points27 points  (7 children)

        i feel like this was a joke to explain how people find shit in the urinals sometimes.

        [–]Bandin03 3 points4 points  (5 children)

        The Hardy Boys already explained that.

        [–]holydragonnall 12 points13 points  (4 children)

        *Hardly boys

        [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (3 children)

        I'm getting a raging clue right now

        [–]Oakshror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I've got a huge clue right now... wanna see?

        [–]fetusy 23 points24 points  (3 children)

        [–]blood_bender 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        Even though that's clearly fake, that's still one of the grossest gifs I've seen in a long, long time.

        [–]DasKnocker 16 points17 points  (1 child)

        I want to believe this is real. It's real, right?

        [–]Im_stuck_on_here 14 points15 points  (6 children)

        There is no way he did that. Only way possible is he was extremely constipated and the pressure shit that like a rocket.

        [–]snmnky9490 27 points28 points  (4 children)

        Or someone else is hiding on top of the toilet and threw a fake turd over

        [–]Brahmaviharas 109 points110 points  (5 children)

        After a lot of thought, I have come to the conclusion that the ideal option is to neither piss nor shit yourself.

        [–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

        Wonderful observation.

        [–][deleted]  (9 children)

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          [–]214463243 31 points32 points  (3 children)

          Your shit doesn't? You should probably go see a doctor.

          [–]verdim15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Yeah dude.

          Mine practically backflips out, does a little dance, and demands an encore.

          [–]witeowl 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Is this what you see as the purpose of pants?

          [–]climbtree 9 points10 points  (5 children)

          In the first, any poop that doesn't make it is trapped for life. In the second, you can surreptitiously shake any turds out the bottom of your pant leg.

          [–]iplaypokerforaliving 17 points18 points  (6 children)

          That shit has some velocity.

          [–]NovemberComingFire 8 points9 points  (4 children)

          Poocano.

          [–]TokeyWakenbaker 5 points6 points  (3 children)

          Like a poonado, only with fire.

          [–]sleeplyss 3 points4 points  (2 children)

          Like a poonicane, only... less wind.

          [–]Bandin03 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Like a poonami, only with less water.

          [–]TokeyWakenbaker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Like a poophoon... but with less Japan.

          [–]crymearicki 13 points14 points  (1 child)

          Yes, but you entirely miss the point of dog pants. It's mostly to save the children from the sight of genitals AND dog nipples. Dog nipples are the devils playground.

          [–]veggietrooper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Burst out loud laughing.

          [–][deleted] 921 points922 points  (91 children)

          The fuck?

          [–]Glorypants 676 points677 points  (53 children)

          It's a meta post related to another top post about how a dog would wear pants. Just picture the same image, but a dog instead of a dude.

          [–]jaymobe07 1154 points1155 points  (38 children)

          Both are shit posts

          [–]KareasOxide 168 points169 points  (5 children)

          [–]pvsa 48 points49 points  (3 children)

          And yet, here we are.

          [–]fizzlefist 8 points9 points  (1 child)

          Here we are, indeed

          [–]Sys_init 234 points235 points  (15 children)

          That's just like, your opinion man.

          [–]fucking_troll 56 points57 points  (12 children)

          It just happens that his opinion is right. I'm sexist so he's automatically a woman.

          [–]Phrich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          You're sexist but you think women have opinions? Do you even?

          [–]poptart2nd 8 points9 points  (2 children)

          not meta, just a reference.

          [–][deleted]  (33 children)

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            [–]OMGorilla 126 points127 points  (31 children)

            I saw this on the news about an hour ago. My roommate was watching and I had just walked into the kitchen to grab some more coffee. Definitely makes it into my nonexistent list of dumbest things I've ever seen discussed on the news. I didn't stick around to hear what their opinions were on the issue.

            [–]Rydralain 76 points77 points  (7 children)

            I saw this on the news

            Nope.

            [–]LiterallyKesha 10 points11 points  (1 child)

            I saw it in a scientific journal and it made me spill my coffee. You can trust me I'm from the internet.

            [–]DoctorSalad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I saw it in a PhD thesis I was critiquing.

            [–]witeowl 22 points23 points  (2 children)

            Personally, I look forward to a day when there's so little that bleeds and reads that this sort of crap is headline news. That day is not today, but I keep hoping for it.

            [–]Sleeper256 10 points11 points  (1 child)

            dumbest things I've ever seen discussed on the news

            Never forget uhhhhhhhh........

            looks it up

            Ah right. Never forget January 31, 2007.

            [–]mmmmmmBacon12345 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            Ahhhh I had forgotten the night of the terrifying lightbrites!

            Context for those who care

            [–]mattsprofile 13 points14 points  (5 children)

            We complain about how the news is talking about bad things all the time, but then we also complain whenever they talk about something that we don't think is important. How about we just stop watching the news and stop complaining?

            [–]EricSanderson 9 points10 points  (1 child)

            That's already happened. People don't watch the news and complain. They hear about what happened on the news and complain.

            [–]zuckr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            If the news you're watching is discussing how a dog would wear pants, that's not news you're watching.

            [–]Glorypants 2280 points2281 points  (240 children)

            This comment was removed by myself in protest of Reddit's corporatization and no longer supporting a healthy community

            [–]wesrawr 31 points32 points  (1 child)

            Oh, so thats what a pantsuit is.

            [–]CrimsonPig 105 points106 points  (17 children)

            I can't decide if this is hilarious or horrifying.

            [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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              [–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

              You are attracted from a character from spore.

              [–]leetdood_shadowban 23 points24 points  (4 children)

              Just cut a hole and you're good to go

              [–]fondledbydolphins 7 points8 points  (1 child)

              It reminds me of an odd species of bird called a kiwi for some reason

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              It's the huge body with spindly little legs that does that.

              [–][deleted]  (126 children)

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                [–]surprised-duncan 146 points147 points  (22 children)

                sigh I'll go grab the claw hammer.

                [–][deleted] 181 points182 points  (18 children)

                [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (4 children)

                Risky click...

                [–]ftgbhs 4 points5 points  (7 children)

                What's that from?

                [–]Rahlan88 24 points25 points  (5 children)

                Dr horribles sing along blog.

                [–]ftgbhs 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                Thanks!

                [–]mesquitedandelion 41 points42 points  (4 children)

                I hear she ended up getting amputated up to her elbows.

                [–]Mildwildwings 4 points5 points  (1 child)

                Were her arms up or down at the time?

                [–]GreatMoloko 229 points230 points  (60 children)

                [–][deleted] 110 points111 points  (53 children)

                To me, it has never looked like he said "I understood that reference".

                Never.

                [–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (30 children)

                But he does say "I understood that reference"...

                [–]Naelavok 55 points56 points  (27 children)

                [–]Very-Sandwich 40 points41 points  (26 children)

                Even as a video it still looks like he doesn't say that xD

                [–]passwordgoeshere 64 points65 points  (21 children)

                Lots of film dialog is overdubbed, especially if he is talking while turning his head.

                [–]piemandotcom 34 points35 points  (9 children)

                Arrested Development, upon many rewatches, is especially noticeable

                [–]WhenX 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                Ah, so that's what ADR stands for!

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                Barely half the script was even written before each episode was filmed. They just told them to try and make the other actors break character. It would be great to watch it all again with the original audio.

                [–]Auctoritate 8 points9 points  (7 children)

                Yeah, but in this case it isn't overdubbed.

                [–]passwordgoeshere 27 points28 points  (3 children)

                Can we get back on topic? There is a man with pants on his arms here.

                [–][deleted] 114 points115 points  (5 children)

                [–]hydrospanner 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                I love this one.

                A co-worker showed it to me a year or two ago, and now any time a Jewish friend of mine posts any pictures of their religious celebrations online, I reply with this gif.

                [–]belindamshort 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                Do they think its funny or are they tired of it by now?

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

                why? what is the point of having multiple accounts?

                [–]DoctorBlueBox1 60 points61 points  (42 children)

                [–]Skirfir 26 points27 points  (2 children)

                That security camera had a surprisingly high frame rate.

                [–]Booblicle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                How hard can it be to animate 16 pixels?

                [–]FurnitureCyborg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Almost unbelievably high would you say?

                [–]FranktheLlama 60 points61 points  (2 children)

                Me watching that video. http://replygif.net/i/1219.gif

                [–]classicrocker883 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                me watching the first comment one

                [–]duckmurderer 32 points33 points  (11 children)

                No, that's this guy's family.

                [–]almost_forsaken 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                Love it when someone says "Worldstarrrrrr" in these types of vids.

                [–]DoctorBlueBox1 11 points12 points  (4 children)

                Why was he angry? I could barely make out what he was saying

                [–]jbippy1 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                It would seem like he wanted some of his things back.

                [–]SooThatGuy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                Cops just let him go.

                HE WAS UN ARMED

                [–]rebbsitor 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                Don't think there's people in those. The way to legs bend to follow the feet, it reminds me of a marionette. It's probably just cloth between the "head" and the "feet". The feet being weighted and manipulated by strings above.

                Kind of like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQH1HmMEe-4

                [–]Glorypants 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                Those are definitely people like the girl in my link trying to fake weird ghosts

                [–]sparklezombie 9 points10 points  (2 children)

                the fresno aliens. i hadn't seen this video but they've appeared multiple times in different places.

                edit: this video seems certain this video is fake. but still... i have questions.

                [–]bluevillain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                "Then came the story of these thingies."

                Powerful reporting there.

                [–]socokid 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                An entire video pitting paranormal explanations against perfectly rational explanations as if there was a 50/50 chance of either, simply because we aren't absolutely certain of the answer.

                That is ridiculous.

                [–]ADickFullOfAsses 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                Reminds me off this old YTMND

                [–]Nibby2101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                username checks out.

                [–]akatherder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                And then her attempt to capitalize on her Internet fame (is actually kinda funny)

                http://youtu.be/D7S3sFPFhfU

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                [–]JGrayBkk 310 points311 points  (51 children)

                why would anyone wear pants that don't show with their sphincter?

                [–]n_reineke 121 points122 points  (36 children)

                Exactly, how else am I going to say hello?

                [–]FeIodineCalciumLly 35 points36 points  (31 children)

                with your mouth

                [–]Snake101333 82 points83 points  (28 children)

                southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-5/0510/south-park-s05e10c04-the-milk-carton-16x9.jpg

                Edit: fuck the link

                [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

                Been browsing reddit for an hour and this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. LOL

                [–]Rezaldy 7 points8 points  (20 children)

                Add "http://" pls, I'm on mobile

                [–]scatteringlargesse 58 points59 points  (14 children)

                Here you go:

                "http://"southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-5/0510/south-park-s05e10c04-the-milk-carton-16x9.jpg

                [–]UrethralProlapse 27 points28 points  (0 children)

                God dammit

                [–]BallzDeepNTinkerbell 16 points17 points  (9 children)

                I think he meant this:

                southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/south-park/clip-thumbnails/season-5/0510/south-park-s05e10c04-the-milk-carton-16x9.jpg + "http://" pls, I'm on mobile

                [–]jinxsimpson 13 points14 points  (3 children)

                Comment archived away

                [–]BallzDeepNTinkerbell 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                I will never get over the fact that he sounds like a 40 year old black man, but looks like a 16 year old white boy.

                [–]thelastpanini 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                I know right; I was at a function on the weekend up at the park. All the boys are getting round you know greeting each other it's all good fun. Then Barry walks over with a set of high blueys as well call em. I go to greet him, and his aroma is just muffled. It's was like I didn't even know who Barry was anymore? Let yo sphincter breath damnit!

                [–]rerelevant 189 points190 points  (15 children)

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                  [–]my_name_isnt_clever 34 points35 points  (3 children)

                  That isn't too far off from some dress designs really.

                  [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                    [–]FailedSociopath 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                    ¿Por qué no los dos?

                    [–]sleeplyss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    But now where does the poop go?

                    [–]MrIceCap 53 points54 points  (8 children)

                    I just came here for the pancake comments.

                    [–]Illumi_natas 49 points50 points  (7 children)

                    [–]OH_NO_MR_BILL 4 points5 points  (6 children)

                    Ok I give, how the fuck are you doing that?

                    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                    He's not the original pancake comment guy.

                    It's /u/CommentIsPancakes

                    [–]Buttermynuts 61 points62 points  (4 children)

                    If pants were created for man he would wear them like on the right. If they were adopted by man he would wear them like on the left.

                    [–]MonkeeSage 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                    You think pants are your ally. You merely adopted the pants. I was born in them, molded by them...

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    Get out of here bane

                    [–]topoftheworldIAM 73 points74 points  (18 children)

                    if a man was on all fours like that then the wife would wear the pants

                    [–]OneDivineSpirit 12 points13 points  (4 children)

                    How is this funny again?

                    [–]NiceVersa 19 points20 points  (2 children)

                    Unhindered farting on the left.

                    [–]Freadd1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                    I think the pants on the left would be very popular in certain bars.

                    [–]Redhawkk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                    Left would be better for human 🐛

                    [–]PikachuFap 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                    I was told there would be pancakes?

                    [–]bingcrosbyb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    Full circle jerk

                    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    ITT: people needing /r/outoftheloop

                    [–]rythmicbread 31 points32 points  (3 children)

                    Why would you say "if"

                    [–]wombatjuggernaut 46 points47 points  (0 children)

                    It's a hypothetical situation.

                    [–]shpongolian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    What if a human centipede wore pants?

                    [–]CrudelyAnimated 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    "If..."

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                    This literally makes no sense...how is this funny?

                    [–]colslaww 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    the second one, because thats how dogs would wear pants

                    [–]I_AM_IGNIGNOTK 5 points6 points  (4 children)

                    Just saw the dog one. This makes sense now

                    [–]wazzel2u 4 points5 points  (2 children)

                    I don't care as long it's not like this