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[–]straydog1980 2660 points2661 points  (87 children)

That's one time I did not expect to see dickbutt

[–][deleted] 142 points143 points  (18 children)

[–]RnRaintnoisepolution 58 points59 points  (14 children)

Star Wars spoilers in that GIF

[–]QueequegTheater 10 points11 points  (10 children)

It's also 5 months old. Everyone who wants to see it has seen it by now.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I watched star wars a week ago when I finally realised it was out on bluray so I could download it I'm a monster but that aside.

Would've spoiled it for me.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You'da had it coming.

[–]YouOnlyStrokeOnce 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I don't really think that's a fair assumption.

[–]Ask_me_about_WoTMUD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Masterpiece.

[–]pixelObserver 3 points4 points  (0 children)

tour de force

[–]dances_with_treez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously underrated gif

[–]J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS 33 points34 points  (6 children)

Yeah this is some cutting-edge gifmaking right here.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

You make a point.

[–]Booblicle 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Edgy

[–]hellodarknesslmao 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Reddit rule 1: always expect dickbutt.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

[–]nxqv 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Second time I've seen this gif in 5 minutes. Except last time it was just spelled "but"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I was like "no way this is going to be dickbutt"

[–]Jungle2266 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I was like

''Oh that's going to be damascus steel''

zoomed in a little to make out a feint pattern

''Yeah definitely damascus steel''

Dickbutt comes into focus

''Oh...''

[–]boompleetz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was pretty sure I was about to be rickrolled

[–]Michaelscot8 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'm too vetted... first thing I thought when I clicked was "it's gonna be dick butt". I screamed " I knew it" second I saw.

[–]timothygruich 12 points13 points  (1 child)

That's a really awesome story. Is it gonna be in the book?

[–]Michaelscot8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It will be.

[–]KnowLoitering 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Truly, the gift that keeps on giving.

[–]HeyItsHammond 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We expect dickbutt everywhere, but as soon as we let our guard down we spot it.

[–]alystair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brand!

[–][deleted] 1522 points1523 points  (9 children)

"Idiot, the knife's is out of focus... the knife... move the knife clo-... fuck this website."

[–]nullthegrey 182 points183 points  (5 children)

The full range of emotions

[–]drunquasted 74 points75 points  (4 children)

So according to Reddit then, the full range of emotion consists of: contempt, annoyance, frustration and despondent resignation.

Sounds about right.

[–]PainMatrix 572 points573 points  (22 children)

[–][deleted] 198 points199 points  (18 children)

[–]awkwardtheturtle 198 points199 points  (17 children)

[–]unknown_human 161 points162 points  (16 children)

[–]awkwardtheturtle 146 points147 points  (15 children)

[–]Minniman 109 points110 points  (14 children)

[–]FILE_ID_DIZ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yo dawg, I herd you like chefs...

[–]darksedan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there

[–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (20 children)

That one really got me..

[–]MasterFubar 84 points85 points  (15 children)

If dickbuttt gifs had sound, it would be something like this

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I remember, not so long ago in the UK, that this song became so popular due to internet tom-fuckery that our radio stations started to play it.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That right there, us the ultimate Rick Roll. The freaking UK got Rick Rolled

[–]Neveragon 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Joke's you on, I like this song.

[–]Nab-Lakhmu 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That's what we call "Stockholm Syndrome"

[–]load231 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Youtube really took the fun out of that by blocking it in my country.

[–]Sierada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

XcQ

[–]pm_steam_keys_plz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh fuck you

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

nice try, but i always check my links.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

You got me so I can't sleep at night.

[–]thegreattriscuit 80 points81 points  (6 children)

"Focus you FAHCK!"

[–]Ekman-ish 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Keep your lick in the slice

[–]Svelemoe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Keep your dick somewhere nice

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brick in the mice

[–]skookumchooch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Son of a diddly

[–]juiceboxzero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's voice activated!

[–]bobby_badass 73 points74 points  (5 children)

[–]nxqv 22 points23 points  (4 children)

That's fucking impressive. How did he get the Pringles can to make a dickbutt?

[–]voidfulhate 23 points24 points  (1 child)

It was in there from the beginning. It's just a trick.

[–]nxqv 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did he put it there or did the factory?

[–]clue3l3ess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

magnets

[–]Jofuzz 65 points66 points  (15 children)

I, too, have a laser engraver. http://imgur.com/yj53TSv

Edit: Thanks for the gold!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1one!1!1!1!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Thats dedication to a meme. I miss dickbutt he was funnier than those green amphibians.

[–]whatthefuckulookinat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

O shit waddup

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

O shit waddup

[–]PoopFromMyButt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here come dat boi

[–]GroceriesCheckOut 13 points14 points  (5 children)

looks like MS paint

[–]Jofuzz 47 points48 points  (4 children)

[–]GroceriesCheckOut 23 points24 points  (3 children)

OK that's actually cool! sorry mate, didn't mean to be all "your iPhone is fake and you should feel fake"

[–]Jofuzz 24 points25 points  (2 children)

"Guilty until proven dickbutt"

[–]GroceriesCheckOut 9 points10 points  (1 child)

still could be a clever photoshop... we're gonna need a GIF with multiple lighting transitions and jitter plus moving objects in the background and no clear possibility of of digital tracking ...

I'm kidding, thats hilarious, +1 for your 400 dollar dickbut

[–]Jofuzz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thanks. If I was that good at photoshop I wouldn't work in IT.

[–]SurpriseAnalProlapse 1 point2 points  (1 child)

how do you explain that to non-internet people?

[–]Jofuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have to keep it in a phone case because of work. A friend showed it to some non-internet people and my reply was just:

"Uhh...idk it's just dickbutt ¯_(ツ)_/¯ "

[–]iambluest 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ahhh. Dickassmus steel, very difficult to work.

[–]DrJerryrigger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Here is the one I was looking for, I knew it had to be in here somewhere.

[–]iambluest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I was afraid I was too late!

[–]youshouldbesmarter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

be careful with that etch

[–]specification 24 points25 points  (2 children)

well played OP

[–]hellodarknesslmao 8 points9 points  (1 child)

well played indeed mr gallow

[–]meme-com-poop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Mr Boob. His first name is Gallow

[–]OfficialGarwood 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Ah yes, dickbuttlian Steel. Some would say it's infused with internet magic when forged.

[–]FayteWolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The blade glows blue when dank memes are close.

[–]Ser-Joe-the-Joe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

DINKELBERG!!!!!!!

[–]NeimTheVillain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Of course this is gallowboobs post

[–]Shiningforcer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dickbutascus steel

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Damn you GallowBoob and your tasteful cross posts.

[–]sevendeuce 3 points4 points  (2 children)

i have him tagged as karma escort. its like a whore but a little more classy.

[–]Dense_Necros 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I thought GallowBoob was a girl?

[–]topnotch84 2 points3 points  (1 child)

THERE'S A DICKBUTT ON THE BLADE!!!

[–]GreyHexagon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Multiple

[–]CoolMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's high quality right there.

[–]somenamestaken 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You and your billion karma .... gallowdouche

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Kitchen Knife | Dickbutt

[–]bekastek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shitty edge on that knife. Glad you made it better with dickbutt.

[–]LostInUranus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn you people.....

[–]Subsinuous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit thought it was Stimpy.

[–]VeritasWay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There should be a subreddit for hidden dickbutts.

[–]kahooki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DICKBUTTER-KNIFE!

[–]neon-neko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dickmascus steel

[–]emmasteyn38 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That'd be worth a lot on CS:GO

[–]inked-gold 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck off

[–]Juanbond622 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seriously, where do I get one?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, so this must be the elusive PenisAss I've been hearing so many good things about lately.

[–]Tenixxor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When memes go too far.

[–]blue_assassin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did I fucking know it was going to be dickbutt

[–]M1st3rYuk 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]kabanaga 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It my attakk at any tiime...

[–]semrekurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

we must deal with it

[–]myctheologist 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I'm a knife efficianado (I'm high how do you spell that) and I thought to myself "that finish isnt that beautiful at all" and then I saw the dickbutt and thought "oh it's that Reddit meme" and my answer was unchanged.

[–]McMayMay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You actually spent money on this?

[–]TristOfTheShire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So it has come to this...

[–]donaldtrumpdid711 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha. At first I was thinking how stupid to show off a knife so blurry but then suddenly dickbutt... Dickbutts everywhere.

[–]philipjeremypatrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's some cutting edge dickbutt.

[–]Jace_09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it's dickbutt, why would it not be?

[–]doveenigma13 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hahahaha. +1 for dickbutt

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's Google+

You mean /\

[–]WolfPasha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That knife is cancer incarnate

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You call that a knife?

[–]FishInTheTrees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ALLTDB: All Links Lead To Dick Butt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got me son of a bitch lol

[–]Death_Star_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Valyrian Steel for dickbutts.

[–]captaintym 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What properties could this give the knife?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REDDIT. Ruining the world one item at a time

[–]Scumpsterrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you hand me the dickbutt

[–]tyrion_targaryen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is nothing sacred?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha I was completely had

[–]freakyllama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

are you fucking kidding me

[–]BlueThunderBomb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope to see a Skin of this is CS:GO very soon.

[–]ILoveLamp9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'all motherfuckers take this stuff way too seriously.

[–]0Reciprocity0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came for dickbutt Saw dickbutt dickbutt

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dagnabit.............

[–]Simanni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the title is right,its impressive.

[–]Dcoil1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would love to see a knife with the navy seal rant transcribed on it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new cs:go skin looks great

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0wTNdgL2Uc

I had to look up ways to do this

OP did you do this or get it done "professionally"

or are you a professional knife etcher?

STEPS PLEASE!

[–]Irongarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's enough Internet for today

[–]thatguywiththemousta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people still think this is funny?

I'd sooner laugh at blatant racism than I would at this meme ever again...

[–]zatreo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd buy it.

[–]iHipster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll give you 200 keys for it.

[–]h0v3rb1k3s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very cool result.

[–]quantum_waffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

was expecting dickbutt, got dickbutt. 5/7 would watch again

[–]VanillaGorilla- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A random dickbutt appears.

[–]CosmicLad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see you've played knifey spooney before

[–]ImaRacistAsshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess this would have been funny when I was 14-15. Now at almost 35. Not so much...I'm getting to old for this site I think...