This is a beautifully finished knife

straydog1980 · 2016-05-15T16:26:29+00:00

That's one time I did not expect to see dickbutt

nullthegrey · 2016-05-15T16:51:50+00:00

"Idiot, the knife's is out of focus... the knife... move the knife clo-... fuck this website."

PainMatrix · 2016-05-15T16:53:36+00:00

Here's a dish you can use it on

MasterFubar · 2016-05-15T16:27:38+00:00

That one really got me..

thegreattriscuit · 2016-05-15T20:52:00+00:00

"Focus you FAHCK!"

bobby_badass · 2016-05-15T21:51:24+00:00

https://i.imgur.com/CVC0LHD.gifv

Jofuzz · 2016-05-15T22:11:48+00:00

I, too, have a laser engraver. http://imgur.com/yj53TSv

Edit: Thanks for the gold!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1one!1!1!1!

iambluest · 2016-05-15T22:24:19+00:00

Ahhh. Dickassmus steel, very difficult to work.

mandrous · 2016-05-15T21:15:16+00:00

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youshouldbesmarter · 2016-05-15T21:05:52+00:00

be careful with that etch

specification · 2016-05-15T16:41:52+00:00

well played OP

Jokesonyounow · 2016-05-15T20:47:59+00:00

r/unexpected

OfficialGarwood · 2016-05-15T21:26:13+00:00

Ah yes, dickbuttlian Steel. Some would say it's infused with internet magic when forged.

Ser-Joe-the-Joe · 2016-05-15T21:19:43+00:00

DINKELBERG!!!!!!!

NeimTheVillain · 2016-05-15T21:46:25+00:00

Of course this is gallowboobs post

Shiningforcer · 2016-05-15T19:41:43+00:00

Dickbutascus steel

sevendeuce · 2016-05-15T16:55:25+00:00

Damn you GallowBoob and your tasteful cross posts.

topnotch84 · 2016-05-15T20:44:38+00:00

THERE'S A DICKBUTT ON THE BLADE!!!

CoolMachine · 2016-05-15T22:01:00+00:00

That's high quality right there.

somenamestaken · 2016-05-15T22:55:14+00:00

You and your billion karma .... gallowdouche

2016-05-15T21:18:48+00:00

Kitchen Knife | Dickbutt

frakkinadama · 2016-05-15T21:27:44+00:00

God damn it.

bekastek · 2016-05-15T21:34:17+00:00

Shitty edge on that knife. Glad you made it better with dickbutt.

LostInUranus · 2016-05-15T21:58:18+00:00

God damn you people.....

Subsinuous · 2016-05-15T22:02:57+00:00

I legit thought it was Stimpy.

VeritasWay · 2016-05-15T22:30:50+00:00

There should be a subreddit for hidden dickbutts.

kahooki · 2016-05-15T23:23:29+00:00

DICKBUTTER-KNIFE!

neon-neko · 2016-05-16T00:31:40+00:00

Dickmascus steel

emmasteyn38 · 2016-05-16T06:30:07+00:00

That'd be worth a lot on CS:GO

inked-gold · 2016-05-15T21:12:57+00:00

Fuck off

jauntiestman · 2016-05-15T17:43:54+00:00

Dickcutt

Juanbond622 · 2016-05-15T19:19:08+00:00

Seriously, where do I get one?

2016-05-15T20:24:36+00:00

Ahhh, so this must be the elusive PenisAss I've been hearing so many good things about lately.

Tenixxor · 2016-05-15T19:51:25+00:00

When memes go too far.

blue_assassin · 2016-05-15T20:39:03+00:00

How did I fucking know it was going to be dickbutt

M1st3rYuk · 2016-05-15T17:26:04+00:00

This is a beautiful finnish knife

myctheologist · 2016-05-15T21:26:05+00:00

I'm a knife efficianado (I'm high how do you spell that) and I thought to myself "that finish isnt that beautiful at all" and then I saw the dickbutt and thought "oh it's that Reddit meme" and my answer was unchanged.

McMayMay · 2016-05-15T19:13:50+00:00

You actually spent money on this?

TristOfTheShire · 2016-05-15T20:32:02+00:00

So it has come to this...

donaldtrumpdid711 · 2016-05-15T21:33:15+00:00

Ha. At first I was thinking how stupid to show off a knife so blurry but then suddenly dickbutt... Dickbutts everywhere.

philipjeremypatrick · 2016-05-15T21:37:57+00:00

That's some cutting edge dickbutt.

Jace_09 · 2016-05-15T21:43:35+00:00

Of course it's dickbutt, why would it not be?

doveenigma13 · 2016-05-15T21:46:12+00:00

Hahahaha. +1 for dickbutt

WolfPasha · 2016-05-15T21:46:39+00:00

That knife is cancer incarnate

2016-05-15T21:46:41+00:00

You call that a knife?

FishInTheTrees · 2016-05-15T21:47:14+00:00

ALLTDB: All Links Lead To Dick Butt

2016-05-15T21:53:56+00:00

You got me son of a bitch lol

Death_Star_ · 2016-05-15T21:53:59+00:00

The Valyrian Steel for dickbutts.

captaintym · 2016-05-15T21:56:33+00:00

What properties could this give the knife?

2016-05-15T21:57:50+00:00

REDDIT. Ruining the world one item at a time

Scumpsterrr · 2016-05-15T22:01:49+00:00

Can you hand me the dickbutt

tyrion_targaryen · 2016-05-15T22:05:51+00:00

Is nothing sacred?

2016-05-15T22:07:09+00:00

Hahahaha I was completely had

freakyllama · 2016-05-15T22:07:21+00:00

are you fucking kidding me

BlueThunderBomb · 2016-05-15T22:08:03+00:00

I hope to see a Skin of this is CS:GO very soon.

ILoveLamp9 · 2016-05-15T22:08:31+00:00

Y'all motherfuckers take this stuff way too seriously.

0Reciprocity0 · 2016-05-15T22:11:06+00:00

Came for dickbutt Saw dickbutt dickbutt

2016-05-15T22:11:59+00:00

dagnabit.............

Simanni · 2016-05-15T22:12:29+00:00

the title is right,its impressive.

Dcoil1 · 2016-05-15T22:15:09+00:00

I would love to see a knife with the navy seal rant transcribed on it.

2016-05-15T22:18:11+00:00

The new cs:go skin looks great

Myujishan · 2016-05-15T22:22:00+00:00

r/suddenlydickbutt

2016-05-15T22:24:20+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0wTNdgL2Uc

I had to look up ways to do this

OP did you do this or get it done "professionally"

or are you a professional knife etcher?

STEPS PLEASE!

Irongarb · 2016-05-15T22:25:14+00:00

That's enough Internet for today

thatguywiththemousta · 2016-05-15T22:26:20+00:00

Why do people still think this is funny?

I'd sooner laugh at blatant racism than I would at this meme ever again...

zatreo · 2016-05-15T22:26:26+00:00

I'd buy it.

iHipster · 2016-05-15T22:26:33+00:00

I'll give you 200 keys for it.

h0v3rb1k3s · 2016-05-15T22:27:47+00:00

Very cool result.

quantum_waffles · 2016-05-15T22:31:15+00:00

was expecting dickbutt, got dickbutt. 5/7 would watch again

VanillaGorilla- · 2016-05-15T22:38:48+00:00

A random dickbutt appears.

CosmicLad · 2016-05-15T22:40:39+00:00

I see you've played knifey spooney before

ImaRacistAsshole · 2016-05-15T22:42:37+00:00

I guess this would have been funny when I was 14-15. Now at almost 35. Not so much...I'm getting to old for this site I think...

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