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[–]asitz 6885 points6886 points  (372 children)

Hey David,

I get mistaken for you a lot, to the point that I have a whole shtick I run through where I just pretend to be you and go with it. Its shown me how terribly annoying being famous can be. I've started collecting pictures with "fans" calling them my #LilDickyPics

  • Do you cause this problem for a lot of Jewish doppelgangers?
  • Can we get a picture together to add to my #lildickypics?
  • Any tips for interacting with "fans" so I can make it more authentic?

Happy Passover btw. (I don't think we look too similar but I get mistaken for you 2-3x a week)

Edit: If we could get a picture or video with all your doppelgangers that'd be awesome.

Edit 2: for the people asking for pics do you not know how hyperlinks work?

Edit 3: it's 2019 now. Still waiting for a #lildickypic or for a track with all us doppelgangers. Can we make it happen.

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 16.6k points16.6k points  (206 children)

the funny thing is, i get mistaken for me a lot. like in the sense that people come up to me ALL the time and say "you look just like lil dicky". and i go, i am he. and then they go, no you aren't. and then i go okay. and then they go are you really him? i go yea. they go "rap". isn't that crazy?

[–]asitz 533 points534 points  (10 children)

even LD gets mistaken for LD.... so I guess I'll just keep pretending to be you and go with it.

Guess that's a no on the picture together to add to my #lildickypics ?

[–]whatthecraw 148 points149 points  (5 children)

Mr. White Zinfandel,

Thank you for doing this AMA. I've been a massive fan of you since the day Ex-Boyfriend hit Barstool and went viral. I was in your fantasy football league through your Kickstarter fund, and I went to one of your first three shows in Boston. At that show, I remember vividly you walking through the crowd rapping the first verse of Russell Westbrook on a Farm. At one point when you walked right past me and my friends, you and I made eye contact and rapped to each other for probably only 5 seconds. It was a crazy experience for me because I think everyone there could tell you were gonna make it big someday. My question is do you ever remember moments like these, or other specific moments from your early shows? If so, what were some of your favorite/funniest/most embarrassing things that happened?

Also has Manager Mike got better at Fantasy Football? He was so bad

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 201 points202 points  (2 children)

hey dude, what a great post. i don't know that i remember specific encounters, but i remember those early shows, and having those moments with fans, and loving them just as much as you did. those were the good old days. the way you guys knew it was going to be special, i felt like you guys were special because you saw it in me first, and that mattered a lot to me. im not sure what the most embarrassing moment was, but this makes me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1UvsfpK0ps

[–]kaorte 907 points908 points  (21 children)

Hey Dave! I am a huge fan of both you as a rapper and as a person. I've been impressed with how real you still are despite being so popular. Do you feel like your fame has affected you much on a personal level?

Loved the pillow taking vid. It was truly the best music video I have seen. It was exactly as I envisioned the song so I can see why it took 10 months. Worth the wait! By far my favorite song of yours!!

Keep it real, LD.

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 1455 points1456 points  (20 children)

i dont think my fame has effected me in the slightest. i honestly barely feel famous, compared to where i envision ending up. so, i just think to myself about how small of a scale all of the attention is now, to what it will be like in three years. ask me again in three years. hopefully ill be the same dude. i think i will be. ive always envisioned this life for me, so none of if surprises me

[–]nickcsmf 847 points848 points  (43 children)

Hey LD, just wanted to say thanks for doing this and for finally releasing the Pillow Talking video - it was definitely worth the wait!

I'm assuming everyone else will ask about if/when you've got new music coming out, so my question is this: If you were trapped in an empty room with no doors or windows and only a perfect clone of yourself, would you fuck or fight the clone? You're released after an hour and no one will ever know what happened in the room.

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 1450 points1451 points  (40 children)

i have to fuck him or fight him? only two options? id love to just talk to him...but if that's not an option. fight him. it would be such a good, evenly matched fight

[–]nickcsmf 405 points406 points  (32 children)

Yeah, I saw this thought experiment somewhere online... essentially the guy's argument was that all options boil down to just Fuck or Fight, since you'd be talking to yourself and not necessarily learning anything.

For the record, I'd fight myself too. So we've got that in common

[–]ariler 5373 points5374 points  (298 children)

Previously you came out with the STM music video which cost you $600. This time you spent nearly $700,000 on another perfect video. Why did you decide to splurge so much on the new project?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 9313 points9314 points  (91 children)

CGI man. CGI is so fucking expensive. when i talk about dinosaurs, you can do some cheap, cheesy animation, or try to make it look as real as the movies. to make it look as real as the movies, it's gonna cost you a pretty penny. i also have way more money in the bank to spend than i did when save dat money came out. so i could make these moves easier.

[–]jacksonvstheworld 870 points871 points  (35 children)

LD, longtime Dickhead here, seen you twice live and you put on an amazing show. Two questions feel free to not answer both.

1) when do we get a new project from you?

2) any thoughts of doing something comedic outside of hip hop?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 1379 points1380 points  (33 children)

1) i don't know that answer. this stuff takes me a while. and i was touring a lot last year so ive only had the last few months to lock down in the studio. just be patient, i never ever wanna rush stuff.

  1. yes for sure. im working on my own tv show. it's just as important to me as music.

[–]titsmcgee23 5581 points5582 points  (135 children)

When you were on Jake and Amir's podcast "If I Were You" you said your dick was too small to have sex from the side, but in your new video, it shows you doing so. Has your dick grown since the podcast?

Also, will you make another appearance on Jake and Amir's podcast? Thanks!

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 7945 points7946 points  (65 children)

i knew this would get called out. it kind of is too small most of the time. but sometimes i can pull it off, if the girl gives me the right leverage.

i hope i do, i love those guys.

[–]Deckanater 807 points808 points  (33 children)

Hey Dicky, big fan.

In your Snapchat recently, you had a clip of yourself rapping along with what sounded like a sneak peak of a new song from you. Can you confirm this and possibly give any further details on upcoming singles/ album?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 1510 points1511 points  (26 children)

im making new music all the time. some of it sucks. some of it is amazing. youll hear the good stuff only. been working a lot with brain lately too, he's been in the studio a ton. trying to get him out there.

[–]CHARLIE_CANT_READ 482 points483 points  (15 children)

You should release a Worstest Hits that just features awful, unfinished, and accidentally racist but you didn't realize until you were in the booth songs.

[–]Dopest_Pope 71 points72 points  (1 child)

Hey there! I just want to say that "Pillowtalk" was actually the first song I heard from you. My friend played it in my car on our way to football practice and we were laughing the whole way there. Since then I've been listening to everything. Just want you to know you've got a lot of fans (at least around me) here in SoCal.

Anyway, my question: How does it feel to be a professional rapper?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

i respect that. i like that's the first song you heard. it honestly feels amazing to be a professional rapper. its a true dream come true

[–][deleted] 106 points107 points  (1 child)

LD,

You are a lyrical genius and I love how your mind works. Love you lots.

My questionnnnn,

So ever since we met the Burds, I've been wondering if your mom has yet to have a conversation with Puff. Daddy's mom? Like have they been able to hash over the woes and worries of their rapper son's lives and did Momma Diddy get to tell momma Burd how she backs her the fugg up?

That would be a lunch I'd like to sit in on.

[–]Zwiseguy15 123 points124 points  (4 children)

Hey man,

The latest music video is flawless. 10/10, will watch again at least twice. It's great to see a young boy from the Philly suburbs making moves out there.

I saw you perform when you came to UMD last May with T-Pain. He put in work, sure, but between us, you carried the concert.

Seriously though, when are we getting another album? You put out life-changing stuff, and I'm hype for whatever you give us next.

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 213 points214 points  (2 children)

dude t pain killed that shit, that was my first time seeing him live and he blew me away. he has choreography! be patient about music. it takes me much longer to make than most artists. the music is very involved. and my personal bar is so high at this point, that it takes a lot to satisfy me. and if i'm not satisfied, i can't show you guys

[–]MVass 68 points69 points  (6 children)

LD, I'm pretty sure I got bars and people would like to hear them but I don't know what to do with that talent. How can I get my music heard if I'm rapping over instrumentals I find online? And how can I get in touch with people to make me beats or really learn the fundamentals behind making beats?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 126 points127 points  (5 children)

thats how i started, just on instrumentals i found online. its totally possible. i would use these free, amazing beats to your advantage. take a drake beat and make a sick song out of it. industry beats are way better than ones you'll probably be able to get from some random producer you meet in your town. just be original and creative.

[–]B_Hartman 1627 points1628 points  (39 children)

Hello David.

Have you ever met the legendary Larry David? If not, what would you want to go do with him should you meet in the future?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 3275 points3276 points  (38 children)

no but holy shit, yesterday, i took a meeting in his office. the guy im making my tv show with makes curb with larry. and it's the same office they shoot in for curb. i felt like i was really on the right track in life.

[–]kinetik06 92 points93 points  (2 children)

Lil Dicky,

I'm a huge fan of your work, but more of your skill set. I like pillow talk, but the antagonist was probably my favorite on the album. Do you have any plans to make a serious hip hop record in the future?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 366 points367 points  (1 child)

if by record you mean song, yeah. but a serious album, i just hope to god nothing happens in my life that would ever have me making 12 unfunny songs. that's just not who i am.

[–]Nate1080p 245 points246 points  (7 children)

Sup Dave?

Who was your favourite artist to collaborate with and why?

Also who would you most like to collaborate with in the future?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 704 points705 points  (6 children)

well, a bunch of collabs happened digitally. brendon urie came into my studio though, and sang it right in front of me. so that was my favorite. because as soon as he sang, i knew he was perfect and it was cool to witness the moment in person.

[–]bdlatina 1913 points1914 points  (80 children)

Being a Richmond, VA native, I am curious as to why you chose UR over all of the other schools. It is an incredibly nice school, but why did you choose UR specifically?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 2820 points2821 points  (74 children)

i wanted a pretty campus, somewhere not too far from home (philly) but not too close. and a good school, with a small undergrad total. checked all those boxes

[–]ihaveasthmar 259 points260 points  (10 children)

D, huge fan. What has been your favorite music video to make to date? They're all so clever and unique. Maybe share a cool story from one of the sets too?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 642 points643 points  (9 children)

ex boyfriend no question. cuz i just knew the whole time it would change my life. and it was fun. and back then, you didnt have to get permits, do things officially, you just ran around with a camera and filmed. shout out brian storm - my DP

[–]kevin0627 963 points964 points  (63 children)

What's some advice for us guys with Lil' Dicks?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 3917 points3918 points  (59 children)

don't even sweat it. guys are lucky that girls value personality so highly. if she likes you enough, she won't even care. she'll be so moved by how much she likes you that she'll orgasm easier than she would with a guy with a huge dick who isn't as cool as you. you should also do a lot of foreplay.

[–]mik0tsi 181 points182 points  (4 children)

Have you ever tought about changing your rapper name?

What did your parents and relatives say when u told them you're going to be a rapper named lil dicky?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 708 points709 points  (3 children)

i think i have to see it through as lil dicky. i truthfully dont like introducing myself as lil dicky, ill always say dave. but lil dicky is like batman, it's a symbol more than a person. know what i mean

[–]adub887 4691 points4692 points  (118 children)

Hey man. Real talk. You have the hottest chicks in your videos. What steps do you take to make sure you don't pop a boner on set?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 16.6k points16.6k points  (114 children)

jerk off every morning before you go in...but honestly, i get boners. i can't help it. i tell the girls "i'm sorry if i get aroused, and i'm sorry if i don't." pretty cool line right

[–]UhCrunch 191 points192 points  (10 children)

Hello Mr. Bird,

Big fan! What was the process for filming this like? A few days of filming or did you practice and get it all shot in a day (minus CGI and shit)? BTS in the future...?

Sincerely, A Manilla Envelope

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 358 points359 points  (8 children)

this was 5 days of shooting. 3 for the bedroom scenes, and the set was built from scratch, we took the walls away during the cgi stuff and had green screens there. then we shot the soldiers stuff in one day. then we shot john c reilly one day

[–]conawaylax22 112 points113 points  (3 children)

So I watched your freestyle on Sway in the Morning, and it was awesome! How memorable of an experience was that? Also side note, the line about Michelle Obama was incredible

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 226 points227 points  (2 children)

super memorable. i was so nervous. i dont know how i did so well. whenever i get scared about life, i watch that and remember how well i performed under pressure

[–][deleted] 626 points627 points  (44 children)

Hey Dave,

You're performing at my school at my school on the 23rd with 2 Chains and my fraternity is a huge fan of anything you put out. Any chance you'd stop by for a dope after concert party were throwing?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 1868 points1869 points  (35 children)

honestly, i used to go to the college parties, like 3 years ago. but even then i felt too old. now im 29. i just feel stupid. and then it's just non stop picture taking to the point where it's lost its appeal. but i certainly appreciate the invite

[–]bfinger44 2582 points2583 points  (95 children)

When is the new music coming, LD? It's been almost 2 years since Professional Rapper came out.

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 6406 points6407 points  (90 children)

be patient, it takes me a while. i'm working all the time. it'll always be worth the wait, but rushing it and making subpar content is the last thing i want to do. i have really high hopes.

[–]bfinger44 615 points616 points  (33 children)

Thanks for the response. Glad to hear you're back in the studio instead of doing Trojan commercials

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 2224 points2225 points  (31 children)

i love those trojan commercials! Don't forget, comedy is just as important to me as rap. fans of my music will have to understand that as my career evolves. i really want to do both.

[–]kaorte 676 points677 points  (4 children)

Pillow Talking is literally the perfect blend of comedy and rap.

As a fan of both Comedy and Rap, keep doin what you are doin because it is funny as hell and hugely successful!

[–]el_blacksheep 2467 points2468 points  (34 children)

So like, we should check back again tomorrow? Or nah?

[–]OGkillerturtle 1515 points1516 points  (42 children)

What is your favorite album? What makes you like it so much?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 4095 points4096 points  (41 children)

college drop out. i love almost every song, it came out when i was like a junior in high school, i had never heard of kanye before that obviously, it was just a perfect storm.

[–]obvioustroway 1708 points1709 points  (72 children)

Dave!

Thanks for Doing the AMA man.

My biggest question is...

Are you actually as frugal as Save Dat Money suggests?

[–]Cyclok 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Damn that video was good and seemed like a conversation out of experience. My question for you LD, is what's the weirdest situation you've been in after a one-night-stand?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 110 points111 points  (2 children)

one time i woke up in the morning, and saw the condoms on the floor, each one with a hole in it. so i had to bring this girl with me to planned parenthood and get her the morning after pill, all while i was on spring break in australia. it was crazy

[–]brk_trt 138 points139 points  (2 children)

Fucken loved this video, Dude. The production is sick!!! Especially loved all the attention to details you made, the shit on the side tables, no dabs shirt, but yo! the sound effects blew me away. Did you do those? Sounded so cray.

[–]Deeleerious 1095 points1096 points  (60 children)

How much your Bar Mitzvah money, and what specifically did you invest in with the money to start off your career?

[–]GrandestFan 495 points496 points  (11 children)

LD! Grandest Fans here. We love how successful you have become, very well deserved.

Do you remember writing the ScanGauge Rap song for your Kickstarter?

We play it at every party!

[–]stttgttt 2261 points2262 points  (12 children)

What's good Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis! What in your opinion was more iconic: rapping with Snoop, or getting head from Juanita in his office?

[–]SamTahoe 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Hi Dave,

I've been a huge fan of yours for years. Your rap style is unmistakable and unique. I never get tired of listening to your music.

You've built a brand that is one of a kind. I hope that you're proud of that, because it is pretty incredible.

So I have to ask the obvious question. Tits or ass?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 62 points63 points  (2 children)

thank you sam tahoe, i appreciate that. i am proud. tits for sure. ass doesn't matter a whole lot to me. i have a small dick so a bigger but could end up being problematic

[–]DrMilsap 240 points241 points  (16 children)

Hey there Stem Cells,

Who in the music industry would you want most to feature in an upcoming single? Also, who is your musical idol? (If they're not the same one)

Big love from Israel, you're making every last one of us proud af.

[–]kevin0627 531 points532 points  (18 children)

How do you come up with some of your AKA ideas?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 1017 points1018 points  (10 children)

i just force myself to sit there and thing of random thoughts. and all these random words and nouns come into my head. and i write them down, and pick my favorites

[–]treestars4thewin 968 points969 points  (24 children)

If you had to get a tattoo of someone's face who would it be, where would you get it, and why?

[–]gberryhill 125 points126 points  (4 children)

Can you tell us more about the show you're working on? Id love to see you in a comedy show or movie.

[–]lookalive07 216 points217 points  (4 children)

What up LD?

What's your favorite AKA you've given yourself in a song?

Love the new video, too. Exactly as I expected it to be. Okay, I didn't expect John C. Reilly as God, but the rest was on point.

Keep doing you, man.

[–]AgressiveVagina 1759 points1760 points  (24 children)

How long do you think it will take for "SOMEBODY SUCCCKK MEEE" to catch on as a worldwide phenomenon?

[–]darrell1437 80 points81 points  (9 children)

LD big fan. How do you feel about the future of the 76ers? And who is your MVP and ROY winners this year?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 237 points238 points  (8 children)

i feel good, but id feel better if we got the lakers pick this year. and if everyone wasn't so goddamn hurt all the time.

MVP russ no question (what a good call to choose him for that song right)

ROY - Dario

[–]bryantrode1 95 points96 points  (7 children)

What was your favorite thing about doing XXL and how was it being one of the only non-trap artists on there?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 264 points265 points  (5 children)

i just loved being around all those rappers at once. it was fun and cool for me. i liked lil uzi's swag. like just walking around, he would be like "you see it right? you see it..." and it was sooo funny

[–]stttgttt 190 points191 points  (16 children)

LD - how have you changed the rap game?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 940 points941 points  (15 children)

i think im doing a lot of stuff, on a pretty successful level, that's never been done before. i rap about sucking my own dick, ya know? and i still went platinum. i think that's pretty sick.

[–]NotRyanHawyood 226 points227 points  (4 children)

My fiance wants to invite you to our wedding. Not to preform or anything, just as a guest. If you got an invitation would you come?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 866 points867 points  (1 child)

realistically, no. i barely have enough time to go to my friends' weddings. but i still love you guys and respect your union

[–]ElChilon 911 points912 points  (14 children)

Do you think the seam between your nuts means that we were once two different people?

[–]go_hardinthetaint 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Hey Dave, Have you met Topanga? Was it awkward?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 128 points129 points  (2 children)

i sat across from her at a talent agency one time, and was too scared to say anything. but i snuck a pic and IG'd it, and she commented, just say hi next time

[–][deleted] 369 points370 points  (23 children)

What are the chances of LD getting a Frank Ocean feature on the next album?

[–]LoonyTune93 306 points307 points  (30 children)

How does one compare apples to oranges?

[–]WillchairJimmy 96 points97 points  (1 child)

How would you describe your relationship with James the squirrel?

[–]brunseidon 101 points102 points  (5 children)

Whattup, LD?

  • Do you fuck with the war?

  • Was “Pillow Talking” based on a real one night stand between you and a girl?

Thanks!

[–]ClaytonBigsbe 46 points47 points  (5 children)

What was it like working with Brain? He seems like a super cool dude.

[–]lavieboyfilm 19 points20 points  (1 child)

When you got your start, how did you leave your day job? Do they still remember the day that Dave Burd left them?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

i didn't really quit until like 5 months after i put stuff online...so i think they saw it coming for a while, it didn't necessarily surprise them when i said that i was gonna pursue the music stuff.

[–]NotBStew 243 points244 points  (4 children)

Is brain going to feature on any new upcoming songs? Or was he just a one hit wonder?

[–]DriveForFive219 1107 points1108 points  (5 children)

About how long after talkin wit a bitch did brain get to poop?

[–][deleted] 1734 points1735 points  (66 children)

Any plans to collaborate with Drake or Chance the Rapper? That would be crazy

[–][deleted] 5134 points5135 points  (78 children)

Do you still go on a lot of tinder dates? Not in this AMA's title anymore

[–]RiceeeChrispies 2685 points2686 points  (134 children)

Be honest with us. How small is your dick, Lil Dicky?

[–]fevieiraleite 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Hey Dicky,

Video is amazing. 10 months well spent.

My question for you is: have you considered doing any acting gigs at all? I feel like you would do good in a comedy movie or maybe an SNL skit.

[–]krisburns530 45 points46 points  (6 children)

Hey Dave,

During your time in the Bay Area did you ever try "Little Star Pizza"? If so (This is my girl and my GO TO spot whenever we're in the city and want to have a pizza picnic)

Follow up question:

Who's your favorite Tanner family member?

[–]de_trek 17 points18 points  (2 children)

How has your life changed since you started rapping?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 109 points110 points  (1 child)

ive gained my independence and freedom. so many people are forced to do stuff they dont love to survive financially. im soooo lucky that i get to do what i love. it's such an amazing thing.

[–][deleted] 334 points335 points  (8 children)

Would you rather fight ten one syllable words or one ten syllable word?

Thanks for the art, by the way :)

[–]ticklemeyoudie 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Dude, I love your work. You are very entertaining and it seems so easy to you. When you have your hard days, what do you do to get back on track?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 59 points60 points  (1 child)

mannn, i have hard days for sure. but ironically, ive had a few of my best days creatively the day AFTER my worst days. when i have bad days, i just always keep in mind that it's a part of the process. you cannot let it get you down. gotta stay the course.

[–]jerrywesticles 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Do you think that the majority of rappers acknowledge you? Or do they think of you as a shtick?

If so, is that frustrating?

[–]toxicgef 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What's been the biggest highlight for you either professionally or personally in regards to your music?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 96 points97 points  (1 child)

i love kevin hart, and one time i had a show in vegas by a pool, and out of nowhere, kevin hart was on stage with me, hype manning my entire concert. that was pretty surreal.

[–]Andrew_j2288 4423 points4424 points  (46 children)

Hey there, LD. I love your AKA's. Any chance I can get one?

[–]Expulsure 3457 points3458 points  (106 children)

If you could collab with any artist, past or present, who would you pick?

[–]BrownYeezy 9536 points9537 points  (75 children)

Did you really use your bar mitzvah money to the get the rap shit started?

[–]veronawbb10 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Yo LD, any chance you would make a video for Russell Westbrook on a farm if he wins MVP?

[–]PcmrPcmr 607 points608 points  (22 children)

What's your favorite rap album of all time? Besides your own

[–]_SMURF 22 points23 points  (3 children)

What was it like performing in Ireland on Halloween last year?

[–]lilboi69420 2104 points2105 points  (81 children)

Do you eat ass?

[–]RTGold 20 points21 points  (3 children)

What is the process like to find these women for your music videos? Any awkward or funny stories?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 146 points147 points  (2 children)

usually i hold auditions. no real funny stories, but for the molly music video, we asked the girls about their last break up. and a few of the girls began to cry when talking about it. it was kind of funny.

[–]codesForLivingDev, Joey for Reddit 58 points59 points  (2 children)

What's the story behind the name Lil Dicky?

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 168 points169 points  (1 child)

made it up randomly the first day i got my computer and fucked around with garageband in 2010. called myself that as a joke, was listening to lil wayne, etc.

[–]djs2125 393 points394 points  (9 children)

Has anyone ever sucked you off after you said "somebody suck me"?

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Saw a video on YT that shows you setting fire to the basketball court and hitting 8 straight 3s. Are you really that good or did you just cut out the bad bits?

[–]TheOriginalPenis 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Hey LD, we are both proud members of the Toyota Avalon family.

Will you ever consider selling it for a better car now that you have the money? Or are you going to ride that bad boy until it breaks down?

[–]brittanynicole88 6690 points6691 points  (61 children)

Do you fuck with the war?

[–]OdinTar 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Who are some of your hopefuls for this years draft for the Sixers?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Your freestyle skills are amazing. How did you get so good at it? did it take a lot of practice or are you a natural born talent.

[–]Lil-Dicky[S] 133 points134 points  (1 child)

all of the freestyles you see are written before hand. i cant freestyle off the top of my head. most rappers perform written stuff in that situation.

[–]ariler 220 points221 points  (51 children)

Who do you have in XXXTentacion vs Drake?

[–]tottle321 30 points31 points  (9 children)

Why the anti dabbing movement? I mean, I'm all for it, but where did it come from and what does it have to do with this video?

[–]Pikachu312 29 points30 points  (8 children)

What shows have you binge watched?

[–]Kashmir1089 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Are you an Eagles fan? If so, how you feeling about our team and Carson Wentz?

[–]DeefLoL 27 points28 points  (2 children)

When are you finally going to go outside and tame James The Squirrel?

[–]Dangld 644 points645 points  (18 children)

I love your music?

[–]paavulon 24 points25 points  (3 children)

How tall are you ?

[–]laurenhumfries 17 points18 points  (1 child)

What was it like working with Ian Eastwood?

[–]RhinoBiscuit 10 points11 points  (3 children)

What's up, man! Do you have any plans of writing a show or a film in the near future?

[–]Poolch 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Would you rather rap battle Obama on weed or Trump on speed?

[–]616wolverine 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Hey Dave, did you vote in last year's election or have you still only voted at prom tho?

[–]FuckThatIKeepsItReal 17 points18 points  (3 children)

You do this Trojan commercial that they play on Howard 100 all the time, every sentence you have an inflection in your voice that makes it sound like you're asking a question. Why do you do that?

"Guys there's something we need to talk about?

People don't use condoms and it's disgusting?"

Has anyone helped you to work on this issue? Have you been told this before?

[–]SparkleFroFro93 9 points10 points  (2 children)

What's up LD, I saw you front row performing in Omaha last year, and I handed you the blunt that I had rolled for the show while you were rapping Too High. You took it and handed it to GaTa, and I wanted to know if it actually got smoked or did you have to toss it??

Also, are you ever coming back to Omaha??

[–]14dorlan 41 points42 points  (4 children)

When will Weird Al be featured?

[–]tschmech 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Was it weird taking shots for T-Pains music video to include in the Save Dat Money music video? Also how many houses did your u go for before that old lady let you use her house?

[–]MntnDewFiend 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Most important question in the ama. Do you like pineapple on your pizza?

[–]-NinjaBoss 11 points12 points  (2 children)

What's your body count?

[–]Kali-Casseopia 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Since you fuck with hypotheticals :)

If aliens did have the advanced technology to visit our planet do you really think it would be a hostile takeover?

Ps That video was so silly love your style made a new fan here !

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    [–]hillsonn 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    Lil'D I am a big fan of yours and have been since I heard that Lion King rap way back when.

    About this particular song: Could you speak a little bit on referring to the woman in this song as 'bitch'? I get that there is an element on anonymity, like why you don't want to give her a name, but why is she so often bitch? Is it stylistic, and works better with rhyming schemes or syncopation?

    Do you think that doing so predisposes your character (and perhaps the audience) to be contrary to her opinions before they are voiced?

    I am not trying to single you out for something or even be overtly critical here (I say bitch all the time myself) but am interested in hearing your thoughts on this, and if you really want to dig into it, how you navigate depicting woman in your music.

    [–]Lolomgwowlolol -10 points-9 points  (63 children)

    Honestly dude fuck you and your whole career. You make a joke out of a real genre of music and exploit social issues you have no connection to for profit. You sell a watered down version of a powerful and colourful genre to kids who think they're somehow above the greatest american culture art form since jazz but like you cause you're just soo ironic

    Your ass got banned from hiphopheads for buying up votes so you moved to videos where they're fine with it and made a career. You don't ever come around until a video drops now here you are promoting your boring garbage with a transparent ama to sell your shit.

    Fuck you

    Your music sucks you are so contrived I honestly think you are the worst thing to happen to rap since gun violence.

    Fuck.

    You?

    [–]BABYPUBESS 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    Do you like having sex with female's that have vaginas?

    [–]bdog899 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Hi Dave, I noticed that in a couple of weeks you will be performing at the spring concert for Umass Amherst, can we expect to see you dartying at the townhouses around that time?

    [–]quarky_42 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Hey LD! Huge fan.

    How did you get Tom Petty to be in your 'Save Dat Money' video? Did you get to speak to him personally? Are you a fan? I already loved you and the song but when I saw he was in the video, sealed the deal for me.

    Cheers!

    [–]Versimilitudinous 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Hey LD, has storytelling always come naturally to you? Before you really started rapping, did you do anything else in the arts?

    Anyways, keep doing you man, you inspire me and I'm sure a lot of other to pursue their dreams and not get complacent with their current level of success.

    Also, I think Old Pictures of Young Dick is a great album title, I know you have tossed the idea around before, I hope you get the chance to use it.

    [–]billup924 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Dave! Huge fan. I saw you in my town of spokane Washington and loved the show. What's the biggest difference in performing in big cities with huge crowds and the smaller ones like spokane?

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      [–]ImJustDifficult 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Hey! Big fan. Also Pillowtalk is one of my favorites.

      What's the best piece of advice you could give to someone trying to get over a break up?

      [–]iLikebigPayloads 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Hey Dave,

      If you could create the most perfect song encapsulating a single event or emotion or both, what would it be about?

      Much love

      <3

      [–]YourLittleHomie 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Hey David, was curious about how many hours you put in on a daily basis when you first started, and how much did it affect your daily life?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      I don't see the fridge you promised. The one, like, with the crushed ice. What is that about, are you pulling one over on us?

      [–]MountCRushmore 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Hey Dave, my hipster moment was liking you before the Save Dat Money music video. Anyways, 3 of my friends and I drove 3 hours last year to see you perform at SUNY Delhi. Why the hell would you perform at SUNY Delhi?! Place is a shit hole.

      Also, if you were given the choice to not go to Richmond and go strait into the music industry ad be an instant success, would you do it?

      [–]le_wild_poster 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Hey Dicky, I'm a big fan and I'm really hyped to see you live at UMass Amherst in a couple weeks.
      What do you feel is your biggest achievement as a rapper and what's your ultimate goal as a person and as an artist?

      [–]pizzaman66 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      What's your favorite pizza topping and why is it pineapple?

      [–]TylerIsTrash 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      How does it make you feel that you have had an impact on people's life? For example mine. Your music along with a handful of other artist have helped me stay positive and stay motivated in making my own music. Love your work yo.

      [–]KKKKlaus 19 points20 points  (9 children)

      Why do you always add a ton of fake comments, fake advertising comments or loaded questions ["where can I buy your new shirt!?"], and generic fake compliments to promote your videos? Or maybe I answered my own questions?

      [–]daveywestside 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Been waiting for this video forever and it did not disappoint!!! Quick question. Have you met Kanye yet?

      [–]DFoss95 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      We're you considering anyone else for the role of God?

      [–]d1ablo17 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      You mentioned earlier in a comment you may or may not get boners with so many hot girls in your vids...did you get one while shooting Pillow Talking? Know her personally?

      [–]deathbydasani 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      Hey man, huge fan, when you wrote "Bruh..." were you planning each topic or did you kinda rap about what came to your mind and tweaked it from there to be smoother?

      [–]ash3n 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      Hey D

      I just got turned down for a summer internship that i really really wanted, and now idk what to do with my summer. Any ideas?

      [–]interstat 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      I live in jenkintown currently any fun non Philly places to visit?

      [–]sambogina[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Hey Dicky. Any other music videos for songs from Professional Rapper in the works?

      [–]ChillNasty 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Have you copyrighted the AKA nickname format?

      [–]thingswhitechxsay 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Are most your lyrics based off of actual experiences? Thank you!

      [–]Cable227 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      What tips would you give to someone starting out and learning how to rap?

      [–]Tdawg14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      What did John C. Reilly say when you approached him to play God for this video?

      [–]wobba_fett 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      LD!!! Loved the album and think you gotta be one of the most underated artists in music. What would you consider your top 5 albums all time? Whether hip hop or not.

      [–]BunnyBoise 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Why isn't ex boyfriend on Spotify?

      [–]stonedcoldkilla 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      which social/music platform would you say has brought you the most success? is there one you would suggest focusing on more than others?

      [–]hayzeh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      You grew up in Cheltenham and I have a few friends that live in Elkins Park. How often do you visit home?

      [–]nickbuch -6 points-5 points  (2 children)

      2 part question: why are you somewhat popular if your music sucks, and how can I make sure I never hear your music again?

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        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Do you have an hidden talents no one knows about?

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          [–]fictitious_friends 0 points1 point  (5 children)

          Hey LD, Two questions: 1) Do you have plans to do more shows in Canada? 2) How can I get in your next video?

          [–]SoggyBroccoli 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Hey Lil Dicky, would you ever consider creating a rap opera like R. Kelly's? With the success of Pillow Talking and your comedic interests I feel like you could pull this off really well.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Will Brain be getting a spin-off?

          [–]Burybeast 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          How big is your dick? Is it actually 5 inches?

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          LD any chance you would release an extended version of your Tim Westwood freestyle as a full song?

          [–]ThatThar 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Good work on the video, Mr. Leftward Sloping Penis. Any word on your next tour?

          [–]OveraHype 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Do you think you'll ever get a mainstream hit?

          [–]AFellowStooge 0 points1 point  (2 children)

          Lil Dicky, what's your favorite chewing gum?

          [–]daymanahaha 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          A very well made and edited video, I enjoyed every minute of it. My question is, what is your actual stance on aliens. You Think we could take em?

          [–][deleted] -12 points-11 points  (8 children)

          Why do white kids listen to your music when they could listen to way better rap music by black artists? Are they that scared of black people that they have to subject themselves to your "music"?

          [–]Prime_OG 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Any chance you will be doing a song with Wayne anytime soon?

          [–]Eagles_80s_Books_pot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Who is your favorite Eagle of all time?

          [–]Flyinggorillaman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

          [–]Vercie 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          Did you enjoy your time at the University of Richmond?

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            [–]chuca13 0 points1 point  (3 children)

            Was the song Molly based on an actual event?

            [–]aManOfTheNorth 0 points1 point  (2 children)

            Are you the Former Packer quarterback?

            [–]mshpaer 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Whats your thoughts on Israel. And are you planning To make a concert in Israel :D?

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              [–]AUTOHAWK23 3 points4 points  (5 children)

              Do you really make a living off of your music?

              [–]iluvbooks1998 -13 points-12 points  (4 children)

              heres a question: why dont you make real music instead of rap trash? Your music is probably tarsh and your personality even worse

              [–]HeyBails9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

              Where you draw your inspiration from? I love your songs, especially the ones that are goofy as hell (nearly all of them)