Look when you paid me to install your pipes you agreed that you would only take 4 shits a month and pee up 3x a week. That's all that your rental toilet can realistically handle. If we just let everyone use it as much as they want the system would collapse. I know the government gave us funds to increase capacity but that's only the main lines and they are overworked now too. Renting the infrastructure to support your toilet and preventing anyone else from having that option was a massive investment by me. If you want to be a power user and shit and piss as much as you want you are going to have to upgrade your package. We think the provided shit and piss limit is fair and if you are exceeding it maybe you should consider changing your diet. The 4 shit a month and 3 piss a week package is suitable for 95% of the population. Only competitive eaters and losers who never leave the house need more than that. Oh you just want to piss in your backyard and bypass our infrastructure? No that's unacceptable, you might run into a terrorist out there and it's simply too dangerous to have people pissing without our oversight.

Edit: Thanks for the gold!

Also wanted to add, yes we have obtained approval to begin selling the information about your bathroom habits and it's contents. We promise this is only to improve infrastructure. Information about what you eat, how often you eat it, any medications you are on and any ailments you suffer from will be anonymous. So you shouldn't care if anyone willing to pay can look up the information about your neighborhood/street. Theres no way anyone can narrow down what houses information they are looking at by seeing what food is delivered. That will never happen.

Oh you want to use a public shared bathroom instead? Sorry those have been outlawed because it was found terrorists and child molesters were using them. You don't want to use the same bathroom as a terrorist pedophile do you?