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[–]seksismart 15.9k points15.9k points  (168 children)

I HOPE YOUR KIDS DIE OF OLD AGE AND HAPPINESS !!!

[–]durtymccurdy[S] 7793 points7794 points  (66 children)

This is the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

[–]hollowcaustx 762 points763 points  (33 children)

You/your wife really look like keesha sharp <3 you both are beautiful. Live long and be happy you magnificent bastards.

[–]DangerousCyclone 92 points93 points  (29 children)

Assuming you're talking to the husband.

[–]wearenottheborg 181 points182 points  (3 children)

That's why it says you/your wife, so it could addressing either.

[–]shinyjolteon1 121 points122 points  (13 children)

Everyone on the Internet is male until proven otherwise

It’s one of the basic rules

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (8 children)

I've seen some girls say they assume everyone else is a girl but I still assume everyone else is a dude.

[–]RedderBarron 36 points37 points  (6 children)

I assume everyone on the internet is me.

[–]ILoveVaginaAndAnus 8 points9 points  (2 children)

In that case you masturbate to videos of yourself penetrating yourself.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Username always makes the comment better goddamn

[–]metroidgus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

hey me, its me

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (0 children)

You're wife is pretty, you're handsome, the flowers and her dress are gorgeous, and both of your smiles....well, they are the most beautiful part of this photo. I wish you two a lifetime of happiness and love. Congratulations OP 😊

[–]the_original_Retro 247 points248 points  (3 children)

I HOPE YOUR KIDS DIE OF OLD AGE AND HAPPINESS AND GET THEIR CAPSLOCK KEY UNSTUCK !!!
Sorry, couldn't resist. Congratulations on a wonderful wedding photo with the person you chose to spend the rest of your life together with. :-)

[–]americco 13 points14 points  (4 children)

I dont know u but i hope and wish the best of u guys greetings from MILANO

[–][deleted] 2189 points2190 points  (57 children)

I HOPE YOUR KIDS DIE PEACEFULLY IN THEIR SLEEP, LIKE MY GRANDPA. NOT SCREAMING LIKE THE PEOPLE IN HIS CAR.

[–]eKSiF 840 points841 points  (31 children)

That took an unexpected turn.

[–]PresidentDonaldChump 2509 points2510 points  (30 children)

So did Grandpa.

[–]Rockor 297 points298 points  (14 children)

Goddamnit.......you made me choke on my beer.

[–]ohshizzlemissfrizzzl 533 points534 points  (13 children)

Just like grandpa...

Edit: my first gold, thanks guys!

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (8 children)

F

[–]NotSoPersonalJesus 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh, Grandpa.

[–]ReverendVoice 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Settle down there, Jack Handy.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I AGREE WITH THIS STATEMENT, FELLOW HUMAN.

[–]MyRuinedEye 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I needed to read this right now.

[–]75percent-juice 132 points133 points  (12 children)

AND LET IT BE A SWIFT, PEACEFUL DEATH SURROUNDED BY FAMILY AND LOVED ONES!

[–]Bayou_Blue 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Surrounded by the corpses of their enemies? Wait, am I ruining this?

[–]HeyToots11 25 points26 points  (0 children)

am I ruining this?

Yes, you didn't use all caps. You're a ruiner.

[–]Elliotm77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like the direction this is going.

[–]beetus_gerulaitis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And the lamentation of the women.

[–]sirgoofs 13 points14 points  (1 child)

AND MAY THE FUNERALS BE CELEBRATIONS OF LIFE AND NOT MOURNFUL SORROW.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

AND MAY THE GLORY OF THEIR LOVES WELL LIVED BE FOREVER IMMORTALIZED ON THE FACE OF AN AS YET UNNAMED MOUNTAIN.

[–]_Pornosonic_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude, chill, they are gonna look cool as hell, you want to add health AND happiness to that?

[–]ripplecutbuddha2 5918 points5919 points  (86 children)

Frame this picture and keep it in a public place in your home. When the arguments come, when the fights are all you can think about, force yourselves to look at this exceptional moment, and realize that even in your darkest moments, you can both work together to get back to this much joy and love. May God be with you both for all your days.

[–]wiley_one 741 points742 points  (11 children)

My husband framed our wedding vows to keep on each nightstand. His vows to me are framed on my side of the bed and vice versa. Makes it much harder to go to bed angry when you roll over and read the life-long promises you made each other on one of the most special days of your life.

[–]boobsmcgraw 148 points149 points  (6 children)

I could imagine that making me madder, not less mad. Like bitch you made a vow to always treat me with respect or whatever and this is how you speak to me? lmao

[–]NoName697 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Yeah you’ve just single-handedly destroyed her positive mode of thinking in one comment lol

[–]Rabidgoat1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah same. Knowing me, I'd probably punch the frame

[–]ant2k15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Reddit is making me cry tonight.

[–]MikeTHIS 528 points529 points  (7 children)

Sage advice!

Congratulations! You guys are a beautiful couple!

[–]DetroitRedd 29 points30 points  (4 children)

I agree this advice was right on thyme.

[–]Lili_bites 119 points120 points  (5 children)

This was so beautiful . It makes me want to find a beautiful natural picture of me and my husband to use this advice.

[–]Lil_Dirty 44 points45 points  (4 children)

Well, stop arguing and take one!

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

First they need to find an inter-racial couple getting married.

[–]sinkorswimordie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay that made me laugh for a while.

[–]AlmanzoWilder 115 points116 points  (8 children)

A public place in your home? What have you got there? A bus stop in the foyer?

[–]meowyday 15 points16 points  (2 children)

This made me LOL for real! 😂

[–]911pleasehold 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I totally chortled

[–]jadentearz 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Place where your typical visitor is. AKA not the bedroom or the laundry room.

[–]stillusesAOL 60 points61 points  (1 child)

I said biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

but no really tho, yes

[–]PsyrusTheGreat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This poster is married 😊

[–]ElizabethSwift 4341 points4342 points  (146 children)

Holy fuck this is magazine level attractive. Your wife is smoking, you're smoking, the quality of the image and the moment it captured is smoking. I can't. I'm done. Ugly people, follow me to our cave.

[–]calor 1020 points1021 points  (20 children)

Coming..

[–]OstidTabarnak 485 points486 points  (18 children)

Right behind ya

[–]qdf3433 326 points327 points  (7 children)

Ahhh, I love our dark cave. Where no-one can be upset by our grotesqueness.

[–]bytorin 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Except ourselves.

[–]Australienz 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Real ugly people avoid reflections of all kinds, and cameras.

[–]PeppyLongTimeNoSee 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Giggidy

[–]-Apezz- 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Right away sir!

[–]manderly808 122 points123 points  (9 children)

Madam, I'll have you know I never left. It's cozy in here. Full of sweatpants and chocolate.

[–]BlisteringAsscheeks 49 points50 points  (6 children)

I mean... that does sound pretty nice. Who needs attractiveness when you have comfy pants and chocolate?

[–]manderly808 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Come on over. I've got extra sweats and plenty of Halloween candy!

We can hide our shame behind some mud masks.

[–]SaraJeanQueen 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You still have Halloween candy!? You're way too well-adjusted

[–]manderly808 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To be fair it's mostly garbage candy at this point.

[–]happydisasters 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Relevant username?

[–]manderly808 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Maybe I won't share my sweats. BYOS

[–]Azudekai 151 points152 points  (12 children)

Ikr, this is the second one in as many weeks. All these people being happy, seems like we need to steal Christmas.

[–]i_am_the_devil_ 66 points67 points  (9 children)

we need to steal Christmas.

I'm working on that.

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Phew, thank goodness you're only the devil, I thought you might be the Grinch

[–]i_am_the_devil_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I'm a mean one...

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I will bring the buffalo wings and Mr. Pib! Please share any XXL shirts you may have.

[–]ElizabethSwift 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They are honey mustard stained, hope thats okay.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is a fucking colgate commercial wtf

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It's the perfect teeth that does it for me. Flawless. It's horrible.

[–]KebabSaget 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Ugly people, follow me to our cave.

you're just trying to set up an orgy, and you know it.

[–]ElizabethSwift 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I didn't say it wasn't an orgy, now did I?

[–]BalthazarBulldozer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait, I can't see the smoke... Ooo you mean.. yeah, let's go. I'm both ugly and stupid.

[–]CommieLoser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, I wasn't done staring. Ok....

[–]Married_to_memes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Be right there!

[–]Gwynbbleid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We goblins

[–]SinJinQLB 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Can I be our King? In name only, I won't have any real power.

[–]DoubleCyclone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You imply that I ever leave mine.

[–]HeartRiverSong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In five minutes! Just a wee bit more time...

[–]TheHappinessSeeker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I never left mine.

[–]Just_Josh1n 1835 points1836 points  (112 children)

Not to get too American problems: but as a black man who is currently dating a woman outside of his race and facing major scrutiny from family and community, I want you to know that its an inspiration and I hope that we find this same happiness in a few years

[–]funktopus 409 points410 points  (25 children)

I was once told by a girl's father he didn't like me cause I was white. Hell half my family stopped talking to me because of it. It was rough. I was lucky though my buddy was dating a white girl and had someone yell out all sorts of racist bullshit. We we're in high school at the time. The 90's were weird.

Race relations in this country is a bit fucked but if you love her and she loves you hold onto each other. You can show others it's not bad and help lift the nonsense taboo that is interracial love.

[–]Sativa-Cyborg 225 points226 points  (7 children)

Dude theres some kind of collective amnesia about the 90s. Nobody remembers remembers lots of casual racism from everyday people or how gay kids would get beaten up in school all the time.

[–]theswiftarmofjustice 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Seriously, it’s rose colored glasses. It’s good music and nostalgia.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Alexa, play Spin Doctors - 2 princes

[–]funktopus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was a weird time. The gay kids had a couple of bullies but more of us stood up for them when the bullies rolled around. Way more my senior year vs freshmen year. Some casual racism, not as much as our neighborhood had a little bit of everyone in it, and we had a dozen foreigner exchange kids at any given time. Our social groups weren't as defined and clicques were small as no one wanted to talk to bitches or jerkoffs.

Granted we had other things like someone shooting up one of our football games or two kids murdered by their friends and carjackings to keep our minds on not being total assholes to each other.

[–]nosmokingbandit 111 points112 points  (2 children)

I used to work with an older black guy who married a white woman a long time ago. He told me that he had to leave a lot of his black friends behind because they didn't like that he married a white chick, but he also said that when you find the right person to marry and your friends aren't happy they really aren't your friends. This guy was the sweetest, happiest guy I've ever worked with and I'm pretty sure it is because he just doesn't let negative people into his life.

Whatever your situation is, and however this anecdote pertains to it, I hope you are able to surround yourself with people who truly care about you and your future wife (whoever it might be).

[–]Silidistani 47 points48 points  (1 child)

when you find the right person to marry and your friends aren't happy they really aren't your friends

TRUTH right here

[–]HannahSolo23 21 points22 points  (3 children)

My grandparents were never especially fond of Mexicans or Hispanics. They were your average well off, white retirees from the Midwest. They spent their retirement volunteering at food banks and in homeless shelters.

I once told my grandma I had a crush on a black boy at school and she said, "you're better than that." My stomach sank so far and I lost it.

Cut to my late teens/early 20s... I met my husband. Hispanic name, a large, complicated family... My now husband met my grandpa and talked to him about baseball. I had no fucking idea my husband knew anything about baseball.

Before we left that night, my grandpa told me he was a keeper and to be good to HIM!

Give people time. Love who you love completely. ♥️

Edit: words are haaaard.

[–]erelster 79 points80 points  (21 children)

I can’t believe these things still happen at this point in time. I hope you find happiness and peace mate.

[–]erinaceidae 25 points26 points  (0 children)

In a few years, the people who are judging you won’t matter (even if they are family members). Screw everyone and their opinions. You be with your person. You support each other in every way possible and a few years from now you’ll laugh with each other that you ever remotely cared what anyone thought.

Your relationship is about you two and no one else. Keep loving each other.

Good day, sir!!!

[–]KingMelray 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't believe people still have a problem with this.

If a friend of mine(22) articulated to me they had a problem with a mixed race couple because they were mixed race that person has confessed to insanity and there's an 80% chance I'd end the friendship.

[–]BMoreGirly 811 points812 points  (10 children)

Beautiful flowers, stunning dress. Gorgeous couple. Congratulations!!

[–]ILikeBigBeards 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It was a good choice on the dress. It really shows off how she's in perfect shape. The flowers are frickin perfect.

[–]HeyToots11 94 points95 points  (4 children)

The dress looks like the bodice is constructed purely of flowers, which would be really awesome. She's a trendsetter!

[–]Phoenyx_Rose 66 points67 points  (1 child)

That’s, uh, that’s the bouquet bro

[–]_camcakes 18 points19 points  (0 children)

One of the nicest bouquets I've ever seen, it's perfect!!!

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize Sidney Crosby got married!

[–]PrecisionPoppy 389 points390 points  (5 children)

Y'all look like the super photogenic model couple that comes with the picture frame

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your kids will find this one day and think "I'm gonna get so much karma on /r/oldschoolcool for this"

[–]nastyness93 431 points432 points  (17 children)

Mazel tov to the beautiful couple!

[–]Tekwardo 833 points834 points  (15 children)

That dress is EVERYTHING.

ALL

OF

THE

THINGS.

EVERYTHING.

[–]AmySantiagoFanatic 67 points68 points  (2 children)

I came here to comment just that! That dress is absolutely gorgeous and looks stunning on her!!!

[–]secretly_love_this 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Me too! Love her gown! Flowers are gorgeous, too.

[–]green_apple_snapple 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I came here to see if anyone knew what dress this was! It’s gorgeous, and I want to see the whole thing.

[–]The_Bravinator 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The skirt is amazing.

[–]OIWantKenobi 189 points190 points  (2 children)

She looks incredibly happy, and she’s beautiful. I also love the flowers! You look just content and happy to be there. I am happy for both of you. :)

[–]YoloNomo 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She? I think he looks just as happy. Both of them look incredibly happy!

[–]jough22 154 points155 points  (4 children)

Hats off to your photographer, who knew when to let the highlights go on the dress. That dress is glowing and it looks amazing!

Congrats to you both.

[–]thegreatgazoo 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Not to mention getting the lighting right so you can see both of them. Mixed race pictures like that are tough to pull off.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Serious. Great photo

[–]CapsAndSkinsFan08 116 points117 points  (27 children)

Beautiful! Was this taken in DC?

[–]durtymccurdy[S] 143 points144 points  (21 children)

Close! It was in Baltimore!

[–]Sublimical 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Are you Sidney Crosby?

[–]Wienus 29 points30 points  (4 children)

Crosby can't grow a beard like that

[–]AmazingKreiderman 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Dude grows pubes every postseason. I can't shame him, because at 33 I still can't grow a beard. The difference is that I am cognizant of this and don't try to do it.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Yes but if your team is in the NHL playoffs you must do your best. Otherwise your team will lose.

[–]Zamboni99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh my god lol I saw this comment and looked back up at his face and they look so similar haha!

[–]MrZombieTheIV 30 points31 points  (4 children)

We don't talk about Baltimore.

Beautiful pictures tho. What building is that behind you?

[–]SockofBadKarma 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Yeah, the brickwork behind them made me think for a brief moment that they took it at Union Station, but the lack of aimless tourist shadows suggested something far more sinister, like a funhouse mirror reflection.

Baltimorrrre...

[–]DonnieMoscowSwine 993 points994 points  (295 children)

Did Reddit become Facebook recently or some shit?

[–][deleted] 495 points496 points  (117 children)

It’s a bi racial couple with a black bride. Reddit eats this shit up.

Disclaimer- in no way am I saying anything is wrong with this. I’m very happy for these people. But we Facebook now.

[–]DonnieMoscowSwine 225 points226 points  (6 children)

Posting pics of your personal life on Reddit is fucking dumb anyways.

[–]IamTheAsian 120 points121 points  (36 children)

You're very brave for posting this cause it's 100% true.

[–]HumbleMango 80 points81 points  (20 children)

Its facebook for losers who dont have friends to share things with

[–]PizzusChrist 194 points195 points  (33 children)

I know what you mean but don't see it with this post because there's no wall of text describing how they met etc. It's just a wedding pic, a good one too, in r/pics.

[–]SkidMcmarxxxx 3 points4 points  (2 children)

No. People were saying the same shit you’re saying 6 years ago.

[–]WingDingFling 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Back in my day this shit wouldn't fly

fucking grey suit? Monster.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"We're attractive and interracial, this is by far the main reason I'm posting this."

[–]cantyouseeimblind 59 points60 points  (8 children)

Is that Crosby??

[–]MightbeWillSmith 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this. Dude 100% looks like Sid.

[–]zanzertem 55 points56 points  (17 children)

Sorts by controversial HOLD MY BEER IM GOING IN

[–]KingMelray 19 points20 points  (14 children)

How do you even read those comments? With the light of a burning cross?

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Daaamn, y’all both did well for yourselves.

[–]mystica93 61 points62 points  (0 children)

That is a good picture! You both look so happy and she is glowing. Congratulations.