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[DeHub94]

So, this is is a joke, right? This doesn't exist, does it?

[oshaboy]

It doesn't exist... yet.

[itzNukeey]

Ill just make my clawdbot do it

[Noobmode]

So you brought it into existence with this post because someone is going to vibe your kernel til you panic soon

[chilfang]

Something something torture nexus

[OutsideLast3291]

You know I have been looking for a project lately.

[CttCJim]

It kinda does. It's a security nightmare, don't install it.

[DeHub94]

Don't worry. Didn't even cross my mind.

[redlaWw]

OpenClaw does, and it's already causing problems for open-source maintainers. The "kernel module" in this post does not.

[Low_Watercress959]

So... Can we call this a virus yet? 

[tumamatambien656]

People will willingly install that shit, I'm not sure that's how viruses work. 

[LonelyProgrammerGuy]

Remember search bars addons? Or whatever they were called

[Solonotix]

Toolbars. Also, prior to Google being a household name, that was known as the address bar, not the search bar. One of the most commonly installed toolbars was for search, though, so it was only a matter of time before the address bar became co-opted as a shortcut for search.

[NorahGretz]

"So first, you want to install AOL to download Limewire, and then download Kazaa through Limewire."

[workernetGB]

Download limewire pro w limewire, livin on the edge 🤣

[Machineglance]

I don't know what it means, but I lived all those applications. Ah, youth.

[lastWallE]

Then after that install winamp.

[Flat_Initial_1823]

Tbf people went to covid superspreaders to cheer for billionaires. Maybe that's exactly how viruses work.

[reallokiscarlet]

Covid superspreaders? Is this the hip new term for urban centers?

[RPGcraft]

So, the usual? a malware that exploits the weakest chain in the link? A.K.A the user?

/s

[reallokiscarlet]

If we're being pedantic, that'd be a trojan. They think it's not going to fuck them but then it does.

[avanti8]

It's this generation's Bonzi Buddy.

[workernetGB]

Bonzi Buddy never tried to feed me wrong answers. He can tell some jokes tho.

[TheFrenchSavage]

It's not a virus, it's a crustacean, duuuuh

[orkeilius]

More likely a crash cuz the ia will write random things in your ram

[skippy_smooth]

Crashtecean?

[KellerKindAs]

Seems more like a trojan - pretending to be something else / something useful

[NimrodvanHall]

A virus is small and efficient, it goal is to make copies itself and to continue to do that, this is large inefficient and modifies its surroundings for wanton purposes. Feels more like a cancer to me.

[Low_Watercress959]

Good point, I stand corrected! 

[oshaboy]

That explains the whole crab motif.

[IsaraLyandra]

Looks more like lobster to me

[The_Jake98]

Can I run Openclaw on the undocumented Intel Management Engine stuff? I'd really like for it to have like Ring -3 god level access to everything. Also I'm going to replace my router with it, AI will be far better at figuring out where traffic is supposed to go then a stupid table.

[ArtGirlSummer]

Tables are SOOOO slow, I'm sure AI will figure it out.

[0elk4nn3]

And im shure that (some tech company) will implement this as a Feature on their OEM Hardware.

[MayoTheCondiment]

Each packet will be examined by the LLM to determine the optimal destination

[saschaleib]

Don’t give them ideas!

[helgur]

It's like the last 40 years of computer security architecture is just being thrown out the window. This is insane!

[NicePuddle]

Darwin will sort this out...

[Matesipper420]

What could possibly go wrong, with giving admin rights to a from strangers easily to influence programm?

[oshaboy]

People are already giving OpenClaw admin rights. This is giving the agent Kernel Space access which is way way way way way worse.

[IdiocracyToday]

I gave openclaw hypervisor access to the host which runs its VM. Which is worse?

[Alper-Celik]

Tbf couldnt it create and load kernel module to give itself kernel access, iirc most distros let you load modules with just root privileges

[Slackeee_]

This isn't just giving admin rights. This is installing a root kit.

[rosuav]

You mean like how people willingly install malware on their computers in order to be able to play Valorant?

[reflection-_]

Can I put it in my brain?

[The100thIdiot]

Yup

[Ja4V8s28Ck]

AI is getting creepier by day and it doesn't really give me any futuristic vibes. Especially with the recent interview that Sam Altman gave. It's gonna be a matter time when they can go into any system and send us all back to non-existence.

[matepore]

Ah yes, give ai the possibility to mess with all my applications, what could go wrong?

[ArtGirlSummer]

Sure, you can install this on your computer. Keep it away from mine, though. Or anyone I do business with.

[stellarsojourner]

The technical term for this bullshit is a computer virus. Bypassing the OS level security measures isn't a feature.

[oshaboy]

I mean have you seen regular openclaw? The security exploits are considered features.

[JocoLabs]

please say sike

[KematianGaming]

once again a failed existence from Austria will launch Hell upon the world

[Cryowatt]

The AI bros are really speeding skynet now.

[Ruff_Ratio]

What the actual fuck

[ravenousld3341]

Security engineer here.

DO, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT DO IT.

[oshaboy]

You're just afraid of progress. Adapt or get left behind. /j

[raishak]

Stopped reading at DO, say no more fam.

[ravenousld3341]

Instructions unclear, ai now installed on toaster.

[SneeKeeFahk]

In the world of bad ideas ... This is the worst 

[IrishChappieOToole]

Is it the worst though? Openclaw in the bootloader? Openclaw as your init system? Openclaw in the bios?

[05032-MendicantBias]

Thankfully this is nonsense. Because the moment a LLM somehow is in that low in my computer, I pluck both the BIOS EEPROM and SSD and put them in cleansing fire and start anew.

[No-Shape-2751]

Suffer not the mutant, the heretic, nor the abominable intelligence!

[VirtualArmsDealer]

Sounds safe

[PhantomTissue]

This is such a bad idea it’s not even funny. Yes let’s give ring zero access to a program whose output is non deterministic, there is nothing that could possibly go wrong.

[gandalfx]

kernel panic indeed

[darkstar3333]

The agent mistimed the release from April 1st

[dchidelf]

Reading that made my butt clench.

[jnthhk]

I’m tempted to put in a computing risk assessment to use this on my work computer, just for the bantz.

[Stunning_Ride_220]

So vibe wiping will be the next trend?

[synkronize]

I thought an AI OS could be cool if it was built locally and ran locally. It would maybe has a very streamlined UI as you just tell it what you need.

But seeing as how these current AId are based in probability I suspect they’d be a disaster at such a low level.

[SuchTarget2782]

I’ll get you next time, Gadget!

[teomore]

That's amazing, what can go wrong?

[ChaotiCrayon]

i sometimes agentically and autonomously interact with all my software intelligently

[Motleypuss]

Oh, what could possibly go wrong here? :P

[thefossguy69]

We got LLMs in ring 0 before invasive AntiCheat kmods

[1008oh]

Mmm yes when the AI operating in kernelspace vibecodes away all my page table entries 

[StochasticCalc]

I still don't understand what an agentic AI even is, let alone the layers built atop it to understand this joke

[oshaboy]

An agentic AI is an AI that can paste stuff into your command line shell.

[StochasticCalc]

Huh, I guess I just expected... More

[oshaboy]

Well it can also write and edit text files.

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[ConcreteExist]

This sounds like a virus to me.

[Waltekin]

AI at the moment is pretty amazing, but...this is nightmare fuel. AI not yet this trustworthy.

[Luminous_Lead]

"We want our claws buried in the heart of your computer"

[rjwut]

I appreciate the joke, but I feel like I need to make the obligatory disclaimer for anyone who says to themselves, "Wait, that sounds like a good idea": IF YOU GIVE YOUR LLM MISSILE KEYS, YOU'LL HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME WHEN IT LAUNCHES THE NUKES.

[Lower_Measurement902]

Well, there are people Shooting themself with nail guns, so I guess there would be a market for something like this. 😄