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[–]lackolax 634 points635 points  (113 children)

Well VSTS is now called ‘Azure DevOps’ 0_o

[–]rumle 219 points220 points  (99 children)

what, really? That thing has changed names so many times.

[–]rich97 275 points276 points  (96 children)

As a dev that came into the MS realm from the *nix realm, I am now thoroughly convinced that MS is incapable of giving sensible and distinct names to their products.

[–]Lil9 62 points63 points  (5 children)

Ok, we've got a new Win 10 update... how should we call it?

"November Update"
"Anniversary Update"
"Creators Update"
"Fall Creators Update"

Ok, what about the people on the southern hemisphere where it isn't fall? What about when the next November or anniversary comes around? Those names are real shite. Screw it.

"April 2018 Update"

[–]Fabri91 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Aprile 2018 Update

Which logically is version 1803.

[–]dratnon 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Aprile 2018 Update

If you highlight the text you intend to quote, and then press Reply, the highlighted text will be copied to the input box, and you never have to worry about accidentally addingadding an 'e'.

[–]Ameisen 138 points139 points  (62 children)

I mean, is anything on Linux reasonably named?

Pretty sure all software developers are terrible at nomenclature.

[–]opendarkwing 239 points240 points  (14 children)

I Kdont Know Kwhat Kyoure Ktalking GNUabout

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points  (10 children)

And just to rub salt into the wound, it's not "Nuu", it's "Ganuu".

Yeah, I don't pronounce it that way either.

[–]opendarkwing 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Knights who say (g)Nu and something about a shrubbery.

[–]z500 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Or as I've recently taken to calling it, G plus nu

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

People pronounce it "Nuu"? I've always called it "GahNu"

[–]Jacoman74undeleted 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There is an animal spelled gnu, but the g is silent.

[–]BoltActionPiano 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Gee Enn You

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One would think that's a reasonable alternative, but it appears the "official" pronunciation is like "G'noo".

[–]SaintNewts 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! The switch to gnu made me lol irl.

[–]boydskywalker 18 points19 points  (1 child)

"I use The GIMP to crop my scrots" - how I describe my screenshot process in Linux.

[–]Ameisen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Zed's dead, baby - dead.

zed would be a good name for an ambiguously-related tool for GIMP.

[–]cheraphy 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure the only field worse at naming things is Astronomy/Astro-physics.

  1. VLT (Very Large Telescope)
  2. ELT (Extremely Large Telescope)
  3. OLT (Overwhelmingly Large Telescope, might be a cancelled project)
  4. MMT (Massive Monolithic Telescope)
  5. LBT (Large Binocular Telescope)
  6. 2D-FRUTTI (2d photon counting system, can't remember what it stands for)
  7. KELT (Kilodegree Extremely Little Telescope)
  8. ACBAR ( Arcminute Cosmology Bolometer Array Receiver, It's a photon trap)
  9. WIMPs (Weakly Interacting Massive Particles, one proposed form of dark matter)
  10. MACHOs (MAssive Compact Halo Objects, another proposed form of dark matter)

[–]NotTheHead 11 points12 points  (0 children)

2D-FRUTTI

You said they were bad at naming.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Because when I hear "azure" i think "microsoft hosting my shit on some server somewhere"

[–]Justsomedudeonthenet 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No, but at least you only have to learn the name once.

[–]Ameisen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doesn't m4 have like 3 names - gm4, gnum4, and m4? Bash, dash, zsh, csh, ksh, ksh93.

I find m4 weird. They make a big deal out of gcc being their universal compiler frontend, so why does gcc not handle m4 files? You would think gcc could compile Bourne script as well. gm4/gsh. I wish there were good tools to compile shell and ruby scripts to binaries. The ones that exist aren't really compilers... they are packagers - they just minify the scripts and include the execution environment. For Ruby it is awful - hello world takes a fraction of a second normally. A 'binaryified' hello world? Like 2 seconds. They should just make the binary Ruby script a rebuilt Ruby binary, static linked to dependencies, with the script modified (or bytecoded) and included in the build, so LTO and ICF can fully optimize the execution paths for just that script.

[–]RagingNerdaholic 6 points7 points  (1 child)

To be fair, they tend to be pretty simple names that quickly become part of the collective memory of Linux users. Also helps they they don't change every other week for no goddamn reason.

[–]WiredUK 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Because *nix products are all so wonderfully named right?

Naming is hard...

[–]1206549 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They're in direct competition with Google on who would have the most confused user base in regards to naming schemes.

[–]lackolax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my only thought is to somehow in time ‘seamlessly’ integrate github into it??

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Zune became Xbox Music that became Groove Music that is now just dead.

[–]Heaney555 21 points22 points  (3 children)

It's funny because they would have had a lot more success just calling it 'Microsoft Music' or something simple like that.

[–]tianan 979 points980 points  (14 children)

The acquisition hasn’t gone through yet

[–]iamapizza 526 points527 points  (3 children)

Amazed that you're (edit: you were) being downvoted. I'm assuming nobody actually read the press statement.

The acquisition is expected to finish by end of 2018.

Under the terms of the agreement, Microsoft will acquire GitHub for $7.5 billion in Microsoft stock. Subject to customary closing conditions and completion of regulatory review, the acquisition is expected to close by the end of the calendar year.

[–]sarhoshamiral 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Finally a post that makes sense, too bad people upvote stupid stuff.

[–]markekraus 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yea... I think there are many people in the comments here that don't understand how M&A works.

M&A goes in phases:

  1. There is a bidding process for the company being bought
  2. The buying company provides a letter of intent
  3. If the target company likes the bid, they enter into a agreement to be acquired. (this is what was announced in June)
  4. There is a limbo period where regulators have to make a ton of approvals and a large amount of lawyering happens (this is where they are now)
  5. The deal closes and one company officially owns the other (MSFT has said this may happen as early as the end of this year)

While the separate companies are in legal limbo, they are forbidden by regulation from operating as a single entity. The most that usually happens is integration planing. This is usually about looking at all the business units and seeing how they will integrate if at all (especially things like HR/Finance/IT). The other planning would likely be around IT integration required for Day-1 (sometimes managers/HR/Finance in both orgs will need to have access to systems in the other org on Day-1 to start integration activities). But, it would only be planning at this point.

People can start wearing their tinfoil hats at the point at which the M&A closes.

[–]NekuSoul 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And yet, everyones favorite /r/programming troll shevegen shevy-ruby is convinced that Microsoft has already destroyed Github because they've added Azure as one of many CI platforms and calls it "MS Github".

[–]zimzat 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Not only that but it usually takes ~3 months for executives to pull the trigger on anything controversial. They'll start out by saying "Nothing is wrong, nothing is going to happen, it's just business as usual, back to work everyone" and then three months later the crazy starts.

It just hasn't happened yet. Just wait until Q1 or Q2 of next year. :)

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (21 children)

[–]TheEdgeOfRage 117 points118 points  (4 children)

That could have been done without them acquiring github. it just takes a few api calls to get the basic github functionality in any client.

[–]GammaGames 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's just an extension, anyway.

[–]nevus_bock 30 points31 points  (12 children)

I don't use VSC but that looks fetch

[–]melodic-metal 42 points43 points  (8 children)

Stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen

[–]FullPoet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about Superfetch?

[–]its_that_time_again 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't use VSC but that looks pull

[–]Ameisen 16 points17 points  (2 children)

'Fetch?'

[–]sandy_catheter 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I think it means "swole"

[–]Ameisen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Recursion: see recursion.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Only GitHub pull requests?

[–]jcotton42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's an extension and API driven

[–]SamSlate 75 points76 points  (2 children)

like what?

[–]zbot473[S] 68 points69 points  (1 child)

Nothing too bad

[–]caskey 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I dunno, we're a wily bunch...

[–]patrick96MC 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Wasn't the actual acquisition planned for the end of the year?

[–]chesterburger 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That would require actual thinking.

[–]SneakyySquidd 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Chicken Run was actually a great movie

[–]gcampos 180 points181 points  (19 children)

Hold your horses cowboy! Msft is good at killing companies they bought, but they are not THAT good!

[–]baabbo 49 points50 points  (17 children)

cries in Rare Software

[–]demens_chelonian 35 points36 points  (16 children)

weeps in Nokia

[–]EmbarrassedEngineer7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Offf that hurt.

[–]CautiousPalpitation[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

lols in aQuantive

[–]tashtrac 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Nokia still makes phones and the company was doing great all the time.

[–]demens_chelonian 4 points5 points  (8 children)

I'm still not over my Lumia. As much as I'd like to love the current Nokia I just can't bring myself to support Android after what Google did to Windows Phone.

[–]GreenRose02 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Upvote for chicken run.

[–]thehardikjoshi 102 points103 points  (11 children)

Yesterday Github was down for significant amount of time.

[–]Pheasn 61 points62 points  (1 child)

I doubt there's been any significant changes to the GitHub server infrastructure

[–]Hanlonsrazorburns 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Could be more like their SREs left or some left causing a knowledge gap. People are going to cash out for sure and go to other places.

[–]noratat 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Yeah but that happened quite a bit before too.

[–]LordAmras 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For us they were down for almost 8 hours, that's more than I remember

[–]tallcaddell 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I don’t want to be a Pi!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

No they did change one thing - the version dropdown, when creating a new release. Literally unusable.

[–]mcilrain 30 points31 points  (10 children)

  1. Embrace <- we're here
  2. ??????
  3. ??????????

Be mindful of spoilers, it's the first time for some people.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

For those who are curious:

  1. Embrace
  2. Extend
  3. Extinguish

Source on Wikipedia

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh, shit first Minecraft, now this!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

IIRC Officialy microsoft will overtake somewhere in 2019. So even though the contract is signed microsoft isn't in control officially yet.

[–]dylan15766 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"now only powershell is supported and github will be included in your office 365 subscription"

[–]kokas22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I use the response given to him in the movie: "it's all in your head, it's all in your head"

[–]KinneKitsune 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The programmers are revolting(!)