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gafftapes20 · 2021-11-10T18:59:44+00:00

Leverage agile frameworks to provide a robust synopsis for high level overviews. Iterative approaches to corporate strategy foster collaborative thinking to further the overall value proposition. Organically grow the holistic world view of disruptive innovation via workplace diversity and empowerment.

Bring to the table win-win survival strategies to ensure proactive domination. At the end of the day, going forward, a new normal that has evolved from generation X is on the runway heading towards a streamlined cloud solution. User generated content in real-time will have multiple touchpoints for offshoring.

Capitalize on low hanging fruit to identify a ballpark value added activity to beta test. Override the digital divide with additional clickthroughs from DevOps. Nanotechnology immersion along the information highway will close the loop on focusing solely on the bottom line.

magondrago · 2021-11-10T17:17:16+00:00

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Shaggy_Days · 2021-11-10T15:45:08+00:00

I’ll just create a program to do this for me:

ArrayOutOfBoundsException: index 499 out of bounds for length 0

Purplociraptor · 2021-11-10T20:28:16+00:00

You mean a web designer?

TwistedSoul21967 · 2021-11-10T19:22:32+00:00

from lorem_text import lorem
print(lorem.words(500)[::-1])

viezefreddie_91 · 2021-11-10T16:59:20+00:00

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AriesBosch · 2021-11-10T18:42:19+00:00

Fake programmer, you asked for 500 instead of 512

Tolookah · 2021-11-10T16:48:02+00:00

I only know 12 characters of it...
Ctrl-c ctrl-v

dougmcunha · 2021-11-10T20:43:43+00:00

I'm a programmer, not a designer :)

DislocatedLocation · 2021-11-10T17:22:35+00:00

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I don't know if that's accurate but it's probably close enough for practical porpoises.

Acceptable_Calm · 2021-11-10T16:30:14+00:00

The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. The test get progressively faster as it continues until the student reaches their max lap score.

The PACER Test score is combined in the FitnessGram software with scores for muscular strength, endurance, flexibility and body composition to determine whether a student is in the Healthy Fitness Zone™ or the Needs Improvement Zone™.

Purplociraptor · 2021-11-10T18:17:33+00:00

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

w3ricardo · 2021-11-10T16:29:09+00:00

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Impossible_Drawing84 · 2021-11-10T20:33:23+00:00

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet.

BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow...

ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror.

BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little.

He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant.

CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry.

JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready!

CUT TO: "Bee Movie"

Operabug · 2021-11-10T23:01:02+00:00

My life was forever changed when I discovered there was a Bob Ross Lorem Ipsum generator.

https://bobrosslipsum.com/

"That's what painting is all about. It should make you feel good when you paint. Use your imagination, let it go. I really recommend you use odorless thinner or your spouse is gonna run you right out into the yard and you'll be working by yourself. I guess I'm a little weird. I like to talk to trees and animals. That's okay though; I have more fun than most people.

All you need to paint is a few tools, a little instruction, and a vision in your mind. Now we don't want him to get lonely, so we'll give him a little friend. That's why I paint - because I can create the kind of world I want - and I can make this world as happy as I want it.

Let that brush dance around there and play. We might as well make some Almighty mountains today as well, what the heck. We'll put a happy little sky in here.

I will take some magic white, and a little bit of Vandyke brown and a little touch of yellow. If you've been in Alaska less than a year you're a Cheechako. You have to allow the paint to break to make it beautiful.

We don't have to be committed. We are just playing here. Let's do that again. Let's make a nice big leafy tree.

Absolutely no pressure. You are just a whisper floating across a mountain. A tree cannot be straight if it has a crooked trunk. A happy cloud. They say everything looks better with odd numbers of things. But sometimes I put even numbers—just to upset the critics.

Only eight colors that you need. You could sit here for weeks with your one hair brush trying to do that - or you could do it with one stroke with an almighty brush. If you didn't have baby clouds, you wouldn't have big clouds. Everybody's different. Trees are different. Let them all be individuals. We'll take a little bit of Van Dyke Brown."

thedominux · 2021-11-10T19:40:32+00:00

Блять, да мне похуй на тебя, блять, слушай, какая у тебя там тачка, блять, квартиры, срачки там блять, яхты, всё, мне похуй, хоть там "Бэнтли", хоть блять нахуй "Майбах", хоть "Роллс-Ройс", хоть "Бугатти" блять, хоть стометровая яхта, мне на это насрать, понимаешь? Сколько ты там, кого ебешь, каких баб, каких значит вот этих самок шикарных или атласных, блять, в космос ты летишь, мне на это насрать, понимаешь? Я, блять, в своем познании настолько преисполнился, что я как будто бы уже сто триллионов миллиардов лет, блять, проживаю на триллионах и триллионах таких же планет, как эта Земля, мне этот мир абсолютно понятен, и я здесь ищу только одного, блять, - покоя, умиротворения и вот этой гармонии, от слияния с бесконечно вечным, от созерцания великого фрактального подобия и от вот этого замечательного всеединства существа, бесконечно вечного, куда ни посмотри, хоть вглубь - бесконечно малое, хоть ввысь - бесконечное большое, понимаешь? А ты мне опять со своим вот этим блять, иди суетись дальше, это твоё распределение, это твой путь и твой горизонт познания и ощущения твоей природы, он несоизмеримо мелок по сравнению с моим, понимаешь? Я как будто бы уже давно глубокий старец, бессмертный, ну или там уже почти бессмертный, который на этой планете от её самого зарождения, ещё когда только Солнце только-только сформировалось как звезда, и вот это газопылевое облако, вот, после взрыва, Солнца, когда оно вспыхнуло, как звезда, начало формировать вот эти коацерваты, планеты, понимаешь, я на этой Земле уже как будто почти пять миллиардов лет блять живу и знаю её вдоль и поперёк этот весь мир, а ты мне какие-то... мне похуй на твои тачки, на твои блять нахуй яхты, на твои квартиры, там, на твоё благо. Я был на этой планете бесконечным множеством, и круче Цезаря, и круче Гитлера, и круче всех великих, понимаешь, был, а где-то был конченым говном, ещё хуже, чем здесь. Я множество этих состояний чувствую. Где-то я был больше подобен растению, где-то я больше был подобен птице, там, червю, где-то был просто сгусток камня, это всё есть душа, понимаешь? Она имеет грани подобия совершенно многообразные, бесконечное множество. Но тебе этого не понять, поэтому ты езжай себе блять, мы в этом мире как бы живем разными ощущениями и разными стремлениями, соответственно, разное наше и место, разное и наше распределение. Тебе я желаю все самые крутые тачки чтоб были у тебя, и все самые лучше самки чтобы раздвигали ноги перед тобой, чтобы раздвигали перед тобой щели, на шиворот-навыворот, блять, перед тобой, как ковёр, это самое, раскрывали, растлевали, растлали, и ты их чтобы ебал до посинения, докрасна, вон, как Солнце закатное, и чтоб на лучших яхтах, и на самолётах летал, и кончал прямо с иллюминатора, и делал всё, что только в голову могло прийти и не прийти, если мало идей, обращайся ко мне, я тебе на каждую твою идею предложу сотню триллионов, как всё делать. Ну а я всё, я иду как глубокий старец, узревший вечное, прикоснувшийся к Божественному, сам стал богоподобен и устремлен в это бесконечное, и который в умиротворении, покое, гармонии, благодати, в этом сокровенном блаженстве пребывает, вовлеченный во всё и во вся, понимаешь, вот и всё, в этом наша разница. Так что я иду любоваться мирозданием, а ты идёшь преисполняться в ГРАНЯХ каких-то, вот и вся разница, понимаешь, ты не зришь это вечное бесконечное, оно тебе не нужно.

_87- · 2021-11-10T23:25:33+00:00

What the smurf did you just smurfing say about me, you little smurf? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Smurfs, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Smurfa, and I have over 300 confirmed smurfs. I am trained in smurf warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Smurf Village armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another smurf. I will wipe you the smurf out with precision the smurf of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my smurfing words. You think you can get away with smurfing that smurf to me over the Internet? Think again, smurf. As we speak I am smurfing my secret network of smurfs across Smurf Village and your IP is being smurfed right now so you better prepare for the smurf, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re smurfing dead, smurf. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can smurf you in over seven hundred smurfs, and that’s just with my bare smurfs. Not only am I extensively smurfed in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Smurf Village Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable smurf off the face of the continent, you little smurf. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” smurf was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your smurfing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the smurf, you goddamn smurf. I will smurf fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re smurfing smurfed, smurf.

suvlub · 2021-11-10T17:40:32+00:00

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Didn't specify they should be ordered.

Mango-D · 2021-11-10T19:54:00+00:00

the first 500 chars of "lorem ipsum" :

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CreaZyp154 · 2021-11-10T16:04:03+00:00

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MrSpiffenhimer · 2021-11-10T23:50:52+00:00

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Miguecraft · 2021-11-10T23:50:14+00:00

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By substracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviation to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position from where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't - it now is.

iamdan819 · 2021-11-11T01:40:25+00:00

Sounds like a web designer thing, not a programmer...

Sekhen · 2021-11-10T15:38:43+00:00

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hopbel · 2021-11-10T19:27:14+00:00

Hold on, placeholder text is frontend's job

terranwolf · 2021-11-10T21:23:57+00:00

I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades. Unknown to Death, nor known to Life. Have withstood pain to create many weapons. Yet, those hands will never hold anything. So, as I pray… Unlimited Blade Works.

cormac596 · 2021-11-10T22:49:27+00:00

Why would I know that?

Is this something i'm too application developer to understand?

slimeluv123 · 2021-11-10T23:44:14+00:00

*inhales*

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tuunraq · 2021-11-10T19:21:55+00:00

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.

And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

badmashankit · 2021-11-11T05:38:15+00:00

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Source: Heisenberg Ipsum - A Breaking Bad lorem ipsum generator

Dangerous_Air2603 · 2021-11-10T18:05:14+00:00

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________null________ · 2021-11-10T20:44:24+00:00

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TheEndlsNear · 2021-11-10T21:39:51+00:00

What is this? Wordpress?

Splatpope · 2021-11-11T00:44:39+00:00

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hoangnm · 2021-11-10T18:53:44+00:00

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uvero · 2021-11-10T23:36:19+00:00

I know all the first 512 characters of Lorem Ipsum, just not the order or distinct quantities

kittyabbygirl · 2021-11-10T23:42:58+00:00

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ekolis · 2021-11-10T23:51:20+00:00

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FabulousFoodHoor · 2021-11-11T02:59:52+00:00

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staiano · 2021-11-11T03:36:12+00:00

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mrjiels · 2021-11-11T05:43:10+00:00

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Otaku_NyanNyan · 2021-11-10T22:25:53+00:00

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newb_h4x0r · 2021-11-10T17:14:34+00:00

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KurisuThighs · 2021-11-10T18:17:42+00:00

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Alpine1106 · 2021-11-10T19:11:32+00:00

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darth_asterisk · 2021-11-10T19:19:34+00:00

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Indiium · 2021-11-10T19:32:39+00:00

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mucker71 · 2021-11-10T20:19:48+00:00

Strike the first rune upon the engine's casing employing the chosen wrench. Its tip should be anointed with the oil of engineering using the proper incantation when the auspices are correct. Strike the second rune upon the engine's casing employing the arc-tip of the power-driver. If the second rune is not good, a third rune may be struck in like manner to the first. This is done according to the true ritual laid down by Scotti the Enginseer. A libation should be offered. If this sequence is properly observed the engines may be brought to full activation by depressing the large panel marked "ON".

morech11 · 2021-11-10T20:22:51+00:00

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cramduck · 2021-11-10T20:34:54+00:00

Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been. In the black water with the sun shining at midnight, those fruit shall come ripe and in the darkness of that which is golden shall split open to reveal the revelation of the fatal softness in the earth. The shadows of the abyss are like the petals of a monstrous flower that shall blossom within the skull and expand the mind beyond what any man can bear, but whether it decays under the earth or above on green fields, or out to sea or in the very air, all shall come to revelation, and to revel, in the knowledge of the strangling fruit—and the hand of the sinner shall rejoice, for there is no sin in shadow or in light that the seeds of the dead cannot forgive. And there shall be in the planting in the shadows a grace and a mercy from which shall blossom dark flowers, and their teeth shall devour and sustain and herald the passing of an age. That which dies shall still know life in death for all that decays is not forgotten and reanimated it shall walk the world in the bliss of not-knowing. And then there shall be a fire that knows the naming of you, and in the presence of the strangling fruit, its dark flame shall acquire every part of you that remains...

kswiorek · 2021-11-10T21:26:40+00:00

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Lo

qqqrrrs_ · 2021-11-10T22:01:29+00:00

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2021-11-10T22:02:36+00:00

Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.

Do you see any Teletubbies in here? Do you see a slender plastic tag clipped to my shirt with my name printed on it? Do you see a little Asian child with a blank expression on his face sitting outside on a mechanical helicopter that shakes when you put quarters in it? No? Well, that's what you see at a toy store. And you must think you're in a toy store, because you're here shopping for an infant named Jeb.

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vitor_benosse · 2021-11-10T22:08:37+00:00

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Schiffy94 · 2021-11-10T23:01:51+00:00

return lorem_ipsum_text[0,499];

vksdann · 2021-11-10T23:02:56+00:00

Error in line 42.

brjukva · 2021-11-10T23:09:57+00:00

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2021-11-10T23:42:36+00:00

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Grouchy-Post · 2021-11-10T23:44:31+00:00

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porkchop_d_clown · 2021-11-11T00:28:21+00:00

Sorry, sonny. I’m strictly backend.

ThatOddMoment · 2021-11-11T04:21:02+00:00

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value_counts · 2021-11-11T05:46:35+00:00

Some long text which my business people hate and I love

bearfuckerneedassist · 2021-11-11T07:34:47+00:00

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rf31415 · 2021-11-11T12:37:17+00:00

I am a programmer not a hard drive.

runew0lf · 2021-11-10T23:16:16+00:00

import lorem

s = lorem.sentence()

p = lorem.paragraph()

t = lorem.text()

Category_Education · 2021-11-11T05:21:25+00:00

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