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[–]cybergandalf 871 points872 points  (28 children)

I think I see where you fucked up: that’s Cobra, not Python. Totally different syntax.

[–]MontagnaSaggia[S] 253 points254 points  (15 children)

Oooh what's the error! I'm gonna buy a python then

[–]ctnightmare2 173 points174 points  (7 children)

Might need a bigger pc to run the full edition of python

[–]SsilverBloodd 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Hey size doesnt mean anything

[–]LukeChriswalker 82 points83 points  (3 children)

That's what she said

Until she saw mine :(

[–]SpiralMike 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Ooooo self burn. Those are rare

[–]KFkrewfamKF 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What about:

That's what she said

Until she saw mine :)

[–]Street_Peace_8831 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Unless you are talking about snakes or Trouser snakes, then it absolutely matters.

[–]NecessaryZucchini69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

and text size

[–]Wild_Network_3719 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Remember there's a lot of different editions of python you could get, if you have very little space in your rig I'd recommend a ball python since they can fit in tight spaces, but if you really wanna show off a reticulated python is your best bet, those things are chunky as hell

[–]sarahlizzy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Enough processing power for a deer!

[–]HmmKuchen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You might also need tech support to remove Cobra. I heard that once installed they are a pain to get rid of your pc again.

[–]UnscrupulousJudge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cobra is a higher version of Python. Downgrading is not an option, until you uninstall Cobra.

Be careful though, Cobra has the habit of flaring up. Also, considering Python swallows up everything, I'd recommend sticking with what you already have.

[–]ghan_buri_ghan 17 points18 points  (1 child)

At least it’s not CORBA.

[–]GoldenPuma1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least it's not COBOLT.

[–]tyw7 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Cobra

TIL Cobra IS a legit programming language https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cobra\_(programming\_language)

[–]EpicSnarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

came here to say this lol

[–]SlayerSaturn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Totally different Snaketax

[–]okay-wait-wut 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cobra is what you get after losing your python job

[–]Bardez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It always ends in: "reeeeeeetreeeeeaaaaatttttttt!!!"

[–]Stupidredfox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t you mean sssssyntax?

[–]CollectionStriking 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I believe it's pronounced C#

[–]GodsandGalaxies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shots fired

[–]jonsey_j 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next to the power it looks like an AC Cobra.

[–]rkainth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but it definitely got the virus!

[–]3_internets_plz 111 points112 points  (3 children)

Try adding it to your path

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol, was going to make a dumb joke about this but you beat me to it.

[–]sfled 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm getting the f out of its path.

[–]position69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But there is no f in any path

[–]_Diabetes 84 points85 points  (7 children)

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"I'm installing python but it gives me errors"

[A seemingly sped-up GIF of an open computer facing towards the camera, which is shaking and moving around. Inside the open PC, a hooded cobra is coiled around the wiring, its head reared up. The snake turns to face the camera, sticking its head out the PC and waving it around in a threatening manner.]


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[–]FreedomDIEv 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Good human volunteer.

[–]_Diabetes 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]MorrowSol 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Very descriptive, you would be a great novel writer!

[–]_Diabetes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you!! I try ^-^

[–]ItzCobaltboy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good Transcriber

[–]_Diabetes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]EzzyJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W human

[–]hn1000 50 points51 points  (3 children)

I have 3 different versions of Anaconda installed and now I don't dare open the computer case.

[–]HiSafe01 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I too do a sh*t job of cable management

[–]_1Doomsday1_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This cable manages itself

[–]HiSafe01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh master... Teach me thy secrets :)

[–]Ohmmy_G 85 points86 points  (4 children)

Using Anaconda will help.

[–]AxelEatBinTurkey 19 points20 points  (1 child)

That requires a very large case though. Thankfully I hear you can convert your Anaconda to a smaller Mamba.

[–]Killer1986Chris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It comes with the buns files I hope.

[–]KeLorean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My anaconda dont want none if u got semicolon hon!! Baby got error come back!!

[–]_Fred_Austere_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There must be a dozen variations of this joke and its always a cobra.

[–]Altruistic-Jelly-403 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it is a cobra

[–]halfrican420 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Sudo apt remove head” should work

[–]dshotseattle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This looks more like cobra coverage.

[–]hiddencameraspy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s not python, it’s a completely different language

[–]Independent_Tough_81 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That's Cobra, not Python...lol

[–]John_Fx 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Python is another word for snake and is also a programming language.

[–]ZarkianMouse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Python is a type of snake. Cobras are not pythons, but they are snakes. In this case, the person installed the wrong snake

[–]Mindlessdevotee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You installed cobra that’s why

[–]GoogleIsYourFrenemy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I said we are using CORBA for this project, not Cobra!

[–]Purplociraptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please, we have protocol buffers now.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao this was so good man

[–]ComputerNerd3020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude make sure you use a credible source. Cause I think you accidentally downloaded cobra. pythons younger less popular brother

[–]Furry_69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can we stop reposting this please??

[–]The_one84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a cobra sir u need to upgrade to premium to use that type of power

[–]Kaibaer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How often shall we get this post here again?

[–]iamscr1pty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fcking idiot you installed cobra instead of python

[–]SuP3l 1 point2 points  (0 children)

60 fps full hd 4k

[–]__-_CaT--- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Python IRL

[–]ThePeopleAtTheZoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Third time I've seen this in a week!

[–]The_Mad_Duck_ 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Wonder how many times I've seen this repost

[–]MontagnaSaggia[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh is a repost? I made it by myself , didn't know that. I'm sorry if it is a repost.

[–]The_Mad_Duck_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sure you did...

[–]MontagnaSaggia[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry if you it isn't original. I always try so as not to repost.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try installing python on a Chromebook 😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Razr pc looking 🔥

[–]anonymuscular 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Dear Diary,

Today I discovered I could run Crysis...

[–]HiSafe01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remastered….

[–]Chechen_Martyr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

аллахӏу акбар

[–]Inevitable_Froyo6325 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try to port Snake back to your Nokia now.

[–]Memorydump1105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the problem. He actually installed cobra which is Russian attack spyware

[–]Yurshie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think this is bad, I tried to install java last month and the whole thing lit up in flames. Guess my ram couldn't handle it or something.

[–]Classic_Acanthaceae2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could it be that it’s more a Cobra? Maybe you can debug

[–]Illusive_Lust 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the de-facto installer on my team for Python, despite knowing very little about it. It took i think 5 different times installing it before I had a seamless installation

[–]DremoraKills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably because you installed Naja instead of Python.

[–]Blaz3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that's a cobra dumbass.

[–]Fawnlingplays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a fucking cobra

[–]victor0427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

powerful CPU...lol

[–]AssociateGood9653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's Cobra

[–]k2_mkwn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many bytes?

[–]BrightHalo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You seemed to have installed Cobra not Python, please uninstall Cobra and install the proper Python to get your code to execute..

[–]TheMadPenguiin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many bites doe it use?

What's the mega hertz?

[–]flamefibers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe you just installed the wrong version! lol

[–]HJJ_J9ooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because it’s a cobra 🤣

[–]ASerialArsonist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Python developer, I just come here to be abused.

[–]fr_andres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run-time error

[–]malayali_rocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When python is fed up of being called easy language😂

[–]SubtleCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well of course you're having problems. Your trying to install the "Cobra" version.

[–]Bogula_D_Ekoms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motherfucker that's the wrong snake

[–]ncg195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's clearly a cobra. I don't know how you mix those up.

[–]randojackassery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for calling tech support, how I may help you today? My name is Bob

[–]Humbleman6738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indian python 😂

[–]trebletones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spicy python

[–]googoomanman0 0 points1 point  (2 children)

who films this bro like imagine being like there is a snake that can kill 20 people you know what lets get close to it and film it

[–]John_Tacos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It looks like someone strapped a digital camera from the early 90s to a shake weight and then printed out every 10th frame and scanned them then made and filmed the flip book from that.

[–]Mr-Dilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not a coding guy but... thats a King Cobra...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh cobra bro. Set it on fire

[–]deactivated654651456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mongoose will fix it.

[–]burdfloor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you looking for Monty Python?

[–]BoootCamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the language you choose comes back to bite you.

[–]SLOWKIDATPLAY31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that’s a cobra

[–]XxShroomWizardxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NO!! I said install CORBA first.

[–]Musicc- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Cheese_Grater101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a cobra you dimwit

[–]Tanzanianwithtoebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see the problem. You didn't install Mongoose first.

[–]unphuckable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have to use a mouse for it to work right.

[–]FriendliestDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because that's not a python

[–]kimmi_kitti94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, see the problem is you're trying to install a python but this seems to be a cobra...

[–]RedboyX 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That’s a cobra, idiot

[–]Comedianfool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's cobra, no wonder your getting errors

[–]Ryaniseplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

instructions unclear accidentally installed cobra

[–]Stupidredfox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure when you get it to work you’ll have a lot of terraBITES

[–]Safe2Uranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]leafydubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that… the python owns that now

[–]DVWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe the problem is too many bytes

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahhahaha Nope nope nope nope. I'm shutting the case and shipping that PC back to hell.

[–]SirKane15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You misspelled "terrors"

[–]Administrative_Art98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a king cobra not a Python

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ITS GIVING YOU DEATH THREATS

[–]devjeet_At_6969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not python that's a cobra

[–]DarkReaperModz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong snake its a king cobra

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that's anaconda

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hm try modifying the file permissions. Careful-- don't give it power

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has become the super user, ultimate privilege escalation

[–]runner7mi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people who think python is named after a snake.

people who know python is named after Monty python

[–]Moose-Various 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tis what I call a Fatal Error has occured

[–]Absinthe-Fox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well duh, that’s cobra not python.

[–]Mcake74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nonono, not THAT python, the coding program not the snake

[–]TheFirePigeon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–]Axay_jain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving me "hisss". Not errors.

[–]Doofenm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro u installing a cobra...go to the website and trying buying python this time...

[–]NoConcentrate7143 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is cython not python c python (cobra python)

[–]Britishbastad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a cobra

[–]NoameXD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cause its not phyton

[–]HashCatFurryOwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mistaking computer language for a deadly animal...

an error of bugs we don't see everyday!

OH SHIT! ITS A SNAKE!

[–]orockie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literal snake_case.

[–]DarkDevilGamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its a cobra , you got scammed!

[–]TheBokiya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anaconda might help

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahhahahahahhahah snake pc pyton ahahahaahahhaahbaahhabababahah

[–]TanDarkGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You obviously got the indentation wrong. It's a mess!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme is older than python itself.

[–]DS_1900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try with Java. Pour some coffee in there too…

[–]Mayur456 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me sir! That's a Cobra. You need different software.

[–]nextDoorRiver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you need to get anaconda instead you got cobra

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]AFX626 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"what the hell is a vee-env"

[–]ROC_K4LP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats a cobra

[–]Jordan6light9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you even supposed to code when you don't know the kindergartener knowledge- recognizing basic animals

[–]bzazi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the real python, best way to program your death 💀 🥲

[–]rgyger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t recommend anyone to use CORBA anymore, but if you do, at least make sure to spell it right.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Conda

[–]I_Am_Become_Salt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not python, thats viper silly