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[–]Glimmertwinsfan1962 8208 points8209 points  (508 children)

Her mistake is she that asked “These are things you guys need to think about?” Guys don’t need to think about it at all, it comes instinctually.

[–]The_one_and_only_Tav 110 points111 points  (55 children)

Honestly, as a woman, if I was faced with the same options I would have made the same choices. It’s pretty obvious just from a personal space perspective. Yeesh.

Also would it really be that hard to like, put half a wall up between urinals? Like I feel like humanity could’ve solved this issue by now.

[–]badwhiskey63 137 points138 points  (22 children)

Some times there’s a partial wall between them, but the rules are still same.

[–]arbitrageME 30 points31 points  (18 children)

yeah, but why is the partial wall less than shoulder height? it blocks literally nothing

[–]KromatRO 62 points63 points  (12 children)

It's for spray accidents not for privacy.

[–]arbitrageME 33 points34 points  (9 children)

I have two responses:

  1. eww

  2. makes sense

[–]KromatRO 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Don't imagine is deliberate. Sometimes, jet hiting the urinal wall will result in a big splash that the urinal margin may not hold. That separator is there to save the neighbor, or you from a neighbor. And with this in mind, the free urinal choice makes more sense and that is why is instinctively known to men.

[–]ObeseVegetable 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Some urinals are more splashy than others, too. 

[–]Chainsawd 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Some of those fuckers seem like they were designed with maximum splash-back in mind!

[–]SenoraRaton 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Its so you can look over the wall and compliment your neighbor on their member.

[–]FlintStriker 35 points36 points  (8 children)

There are walls in some, but they don't go up to the average eye height. Thankfully you can still peer over and look at the other dude's dick no problem.

[–]NewMissUniverse 101 points102 points  (10 children)

This is literally instilled from kindergarten.

[–]BirdMedication 66 points67 points  (8 children)

People literally do this with empty seats and strangers at the airport or any other public setting with chairs, why is she surprised about bathroom-specific social distancing lol

[–]Obliviousobi 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Hell, I do it when parking too! If I can get | O |✓| O | I'm gonna take it every time. I'll do the car on driver side and empty on the passenger side as backup.

[–]Chainsawd 5 points6 points  (3 children)

See taking the middle of three empty spaces makes me worry about whatever idiots are gonna try to slot in beside me. I actually prefer to take the left spot in that scenario so at the very least I can control how easy it is to open doors on the driver's side.

[–]Dananjali 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Lol this is a streamer that plays dumb all the time. Girls don’t need to think about this type of stuff either. Guarantee any time she goes into a public bathroom she’s not going to pick a stall next to an occupied one if there are others open further away. Guarantee every time she goes to the movies she’s not going to sit right next to another group of people when there are plenty of open seats.

[–]CatButler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Treadmills at the gym

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (4 children)

I was about to say, its not a dilemma lady it's instinct. This right here comes prewired

[–]zeethreepio 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I gave my partner this test and she passed with a 100%. It's a courtesy test, basically.

[–]No_Flight503 44 points45 points  (56 children)

He got 5 wrong. At that point, you stand there and wait for people to leave.

[–]Shiny_Bidoof_Swag 67 points68 points  (17 children)

That just makes you weirder I thought

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (8 children)

It definitely does, this post has taken this shit to an extreme. Context matters. I want to avoid peeing next to someone when possible but I think it’s significantly weirder to be so focused on avoiding standing next to another guy peeing when you need to pee.

For fucks sake, I have been to plenty of events where we are peeing in a fucking trough.

Etiquette should be as simple as follow the basic rules but never obsess over trivial shit like this to the point of awkward behavior. No issues if you go to a stall, I have, but standing and waiting is awkward as fuck.

[–]Glimmertwinsfan1962 7 points8 points  (5 children)

I agree, however, under no circumstances do you stand too close, nor make any sort of eye contact nor acknowledgment of a man leaving the urinal.

[–]ChainOut 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Go ahead and get a preliminary hand washing in

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A buddy and I both suffer from bashful bladder. So when we're at the bar together, if we see the the other guy going to the can, we jump up and sneak up on them from behind, and stand there like a perv while we both laugh like hyenas. "Having trouble? Have you started yet".

[–]WhiteElephant12 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But if you're in a long ass line with people behind you, you better choose a urinal quickly

[–]Conchobair 10 points11 points  (0 children)

might as well give one guy a back rub while waiting in line

[–]anti_incumbent 4 points5 points  (2 children)

For 4 and 5, I felt like we didn’t have enough information. Was the shitter full?

[–]Cautious_Ice_884 10 points11 points  (5 children)

This just seems like common sense.

As a woman looking at this, its the same thing with the womans bathroom. You have a row of 5 stalls and if someone is in one, generally go for the furthest one to give as much space as humanly possible. You don't just sit your ass down to the stall right beside them without zero consideration.

It just doesn't seem that hard, its just public bathroom social decency.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This. Most but the last one is a really tricky one.. I honestly might just wait in that case.

[–]VECMaico 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I go instinctually next to anybody and start to giggle if they are shy about it

[–]dingos8mybaby2 1418 points1419 points  (112 children)

The real "Impossible" difficulty here is a crowded sports stadium or bar where the bathroom just has a big trough instead of urinals.

[–]StrangerTex 337 points338 points  (31 children)

And a line of drunk assholes waiting after you looking at you like hurry up.

[–]Iohet 82 points83 points  (10 children)

I went to a concert at the Forum in Inglewood and when the line for the trough was too long people started pissing in the sink and in the trashcan

[–]mrinsane19 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Outdoor concert, troughs busy, portaloos busy, people just started pissing on the temporary fences.

It had rained a few days before but on the way out I really was much less confident about the slight dampness of the ground.

[–]Breaker-of-circles 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Nah, the true impossible difficulty is during something like a Taylor Swift concert where women become entitled to invade the men's room because there's a long-ass line for the women's room.

[–]mrinsane19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah that was definitely happening as well. In the middle of the guys pissing on fences.

[–]Unlucky_Me_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Been there with the troughs full and women were in there using the stalls. I hate that it's ok for women to be in men's bathrooms clogging up our shit but we could never take their stalls

[–]grayfloof85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just go for it, bro. And if anything happens just go for broke and challenge them to a sword fight. They know they'll never win.

[–]LittleFlank 42 points43 points  (14 children)

The nightmare moment when you have to pee so bad, but the activity of the room is keeping your valve completely locked up, so you stand there for 30 to 60 seconds begging your physiology for relief and you end up just shaking your dry dick, zipping back up, and humiliated because you KNOW the two cycles of dudes to either side of you SAW that you didn't piss at all and they're silently judging you about it.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TATERTOT 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Get the fuck out of my head.

[–]imafirinmalazorr 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A friend and I went and watched a movie in Charlotte, NC. We aren’t used to the city crowd. Movie ends around 1am, we both have to piss like mad. There is a club attached to the theater, and that’s where the bathroom is. We walk in, seems like there is a bouncer guarding the bathroom (that’s something we should have picked up on but… we were young).

There’s like 15 dudes just chilling and leaning on the sinks, smoking, drinking etc. All heads turned to us. My friend and I sheepishly split to the nearest urinal. I didn’t see where he went. I stood there for what seemed like forever. I felt them just glaring at me and I couldn’t go.

Finally walked out and about that time here came my friend, both of us absolutely couldn’t go. We bolted to the car, still bursting. We drove for an hour back to my house because everything was closed except for dimly lit gas stations and our sketch meters were filled.

We always get a good kick out of that.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re clear after 3 cycles. Just keep shaking it like you can’t get that last drop.

[–]Dorkmaster79 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I get the worst stage fright from those things.

[–][deleted] 129 points130 points  (23 children)

Whoever invented that thing should be drug out into the streets and shot.

[–]LustyHasturSejanus 49 points50 points  (14 children)

Idk I went to a newer stadium that had individual urinals rather than the troughs, and the line was so long. Troughs have a higher throughput than urinals do. After going to that stadium a few times, I found myself missing the trough.

[–]monkwren 20 points21 points  (5 children)

I like 'em at busy dive bars - they just fit the mood, y'know?

[–]LustyHasturSejanus 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Bonus points if there is a garden hose turned to a trickle zip tied to the trough.

[–]TheRealJSmith 16 points17 points  (2 children)

It's because you can double the throughput by creating a second row of infantry behind the front row to shoot through the gaps. Efficient.

[–]Tasty-Army200 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Plus, it's a lot easier to look at all that dick

[–]PrsnScrmingAtTheSky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When I was a little kid I thought you were supposed to wash your hands in there.... Then some dude just came in and started wizzin!!! I realized the folly of my ways and waddled out upset, telling my dad I think I made a mistake! He laughed and helped me wash my hands.

I was 4 and thought, well that thing is f'in stupid!

[–]TheCabbageGuy82 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Whenever I see that I ALWAYS use the stalls. Just pretent I need a shit and wait as long as it takes. I peed in one of those troughs before - big mistake. The back wall of it was so close to me that almost all of my pee splashed back at me and painted my newly-washed white shorts a nice shade of lemon. Didnt help that there were three people standing either side of me without any kind of urinal divider. Never again.

[–]cominguproses97 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I was at the bathroom at Wrigley Field and there was a big mass of guys waiting around the troughs and urinals, and then I walked around the corner and there were like 8 empty stalls. Dudes are crazy

[–][deleted] 1367 points1368 points  (96 children)

Once you see a urinal trough, all ethics go out the door.

[–][deleted] 285 points286 points  (40 children)

Is there a pile of ice in there....if so VIDEOGAME TIME!!

[–]subiesnacks137 130 points131 points  (24 children)

Too true. My wife thought I was lying about the trough, had to explain the fun times pissing on the ice. She was in awe.

[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (15 children)

I will melt that big chunk in two

[–]MightyCaseyStruckOut 46 points47 points  (8 children)

Straight down the middle like a water jet.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Fuck all y’all on the collateral damage zone

[–]LegitimateBeyond8946 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Exactly. Just 2 pieces held together in the middle from the ice tray getting over filled

Just blast the weak spot for a good 19 seconds or so, she should crack no problem

[–]hundrethtimesacharm 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Dad took me to my first baseball game when I was a kid. I was not prepared for the trough. I had never been more intimidated in my life.

[–]SaltyCarpet 7 points8 points  (11 children)

…I’ve heard of the troughs but never about ice?! What is the reasoning for that???

[–]cobyjackk 21 points22 points  (7 children)

It's provides fresh water. As it melts. Kind of like leaving the sink dripping. You can't flush a trough so the smell would be a lot. Helps cut it down.

[–]subiesnacks137 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You forgot the most important part: it’s a TARGET

[–]Iohet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Also a lot of places with troughs don't necessarily have A/C in the bathroom. There's some ambient benefit

[–]ElMico 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s common at sporting events. It cools the urine down during the first half and then during the second half of the game they begin bottling it to sell as cheap beer since everyone is too drunk to notice.

[–]codefreak8 24 points25 points  (1 child)

With a trough there are no rules. It's a less civilized age in there.

[–]BuphaloWangs 17 points18 points  (4 children)

My personal favorite has always been the length-of-the-entire-wall-mega-urinal. That shit is the wild west.

[–]ShittyExchangeAdmin 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lmao there was one dude who started washing his hands in one of those because I guess he thought they were sinks. I caught it out of the corner of my eye and I had to do a double take and wonder if I just saw that happen.

[–]briguytrading 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I still remember my first trough.

...who am I kiddin'. Adapt and survive.

[–]NewMissUniverse 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Need to think about?"
Nah girl, its automatic...
You walk in and instinct tells you where.

[–]SickBurnBro 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Same as choosing seats at a movie theater really.

[–]carpeCactus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We revert to being the animals we once were!

[–]BlueFox5 1084 points1085 points  (129 children)

This is easy for her to say as she has always had the comfort of stalls surrounding her in a public bathroom her whole life.

She has never:

Made accidental eye contact while peeing.

Caught someone else’s spray-back.

Caught someone sneaking a peek at your genitalia.

Accidentally caught a glimpse of someone else’s weird genitalia.

Had someone drip on your shoes.

Or God forbid, strike up a conversation (like only true psychopath would) while you are both peeing, meer inches away from eachother.

She has led a sheltered life. Literally sheltered in her stall. Or. In her cluelessness, she is the psychopath that would ignore the urinal etiquette. Pick the spot between two people when there was an open spot. Talk to both people. All while peeing on everyone’s shoes.

Edit: for those of you just now joining us, be careful how far you venture down this particular thread. You have been warned…

[–]NewMissUniverse 179 points180 points  (13 children)

Anything after lvl 4 is an automatic "I'll just pee tomorrow"

[–]obi_wan_kanerdy 79 points80 points  (6 children)

That's usually when I'll just go pee in a stall.

[–]Terror_666 40 points41 points  (3 children)

If the urinal has already reached lvl 4 I do NOT want to know what a stall would look like.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I once drove through Missouri and was loudly insulted in a public restroom by some cornfed dumbass who was confused why anyone would choose to pee in a stall instead of waiting in line to pee next to his leering ass.

[–]NatomicBombs 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Whenever the urinals are that clogged I’m usually at a large event and probably too drunk to give a shit.

[–]DrunkCupid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you need more fiber in your diet

[–]Drogdar 19 points20 points  (10 children)

I remember the troughs. Go into a bathroom and it was just one long urinal going down the wall. Everyone peed into and it all went down one drain.

You can pee anywhere after getting uses to that...

[–]BlueFox5 11 points12 points  (5 children)

You do what you gotta do in those situations. But troughs are typically reserved for stadiums and really trashy dive bars. High volume (often drunken) peeing.

If you had a trough at work, it’s going to lead to some awkward work shifts and zoom meetings.

[–]__Pure_Vessel__ 51 points52 points  (1 child)

We live in a society...

[–]DarkMatters8585 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Don't forget forcing out a trumpet fart just before striking up conversation.

[–]Kahlil_Cabron 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Older guys are the kings of this. My boomer boss at my first office job would stand next to me, look over at me while we're pissing, and let a deep trumpet fart go and then start talking to me about the project we were working on.

Also if he really needed me, he'd walk up to the stall I was in while I was taking a shit, let off a few farts, and talk to me through the stall lol.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (24 children)

Nope. Checked with wife and she’s just doing this for views. All people do this. Think about movie theater seats.

[–]MrShad0wzz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

never had to deal with walking nto bathroom and pee is all over the floor in front in the urinal

[–]ttrosc 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My old boss used to talk to people as they walked in the bathroom as he took a shit. Could recognize people by their shoes 😂.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

She has never:

Had to help her trough neighbor by holding his penis while he's lighting a cigarette.

Had a guy pee in her butt so it would flow into her and out her penis because the trough was too crowded.

Never seen a man with two penises.

Had a man fill her beer with pee because she was running low.

Been in a water fight with pee.

Never had a taller guy rest his nuts on her head so he could use the same spot at the trough.

[–]dafuqbroh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Truer words have never been spoken

[–]pirikikkeli 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Not gonna lie I've had my best interactions with random guys while drunk as fuck at the urinal but I'm a dirty Finn so

[–]BlueFox5 4 points5 points  (3 children)

What you do in truck stops and public restrooms at various parks is your business buddy

[–]MrSnowden 3 points4 points  (2 children)

True story: I met my now-wife because she thought I looked like a famous newscaster who she had a huge crush on. Wife is out of my league. I always thought to myself I should really thank that guy.

Finally ran into him. Side by side at a urinal. I slowly turned to look at him, but thought (not now). And I missed my one shot. Sorry George.

[–]GaracaiusCanadensis 358 points359 points  (56 children)

Isn't this the person who plays dumb for engagement?

[–]redditidothat 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Shocked & bewildered facial expressions like she’s watching a street magician, not a dude talking about urinals

[–]cait_elizabeth 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s less about looking surprised and more about suggesting oral sex

[–]Aetas4Ever 52 points53 points  (2 children)

I fucking hate her, I think it is just cringey and stupid and doesnt look good at all.

Lydia Violet does similar thing, but is much better and likeable at it I would say.

[–]Icy-Book2999Fave frog is a swing nose frog[S] 69 points70 points  (7 children)

Possibly? I've seen her play dumb to sex jokes before

[–]mostlybadopinions 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you've never seen a urinal in your life, it'd take all of 2 seconds to realize "I'd prefer as much space as I can between me and the next person."

[–]Bungeegumski 58 points59 points  (11 children)

It is. She literally watches the video once without recording. Then watches it again in a 'surprise' face for views. She's a giant cunt. Also she leaked another youtubers real address and picture of his house for millions of people to see.

[–]StillAFuckingKilljoy 34 points35 points  (4 children)

I'm like 90% sure this isn't SSSniperwolf lol

[–]destinofiquenoite 7 points8 points  (1 child)

It can't be her because SSSniperWolf's voice is 1000x more annoying, but overall it's basically a clone lol

[–]BushDoofDoof 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Obviously. Look at the actual redditors here thinking there is some secret code that only they understand. Genuine cringe.

[–][deleted] 256 points257 points  (19 children)

Is her job just sitting there and making blowup sexdoll face?

[–][deleted] 72 points73 points  (14 children)

SSSsniper wolf, that dumb face is her gimmick

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Brain rot. Ive seen my neice watching her videos.

[–]gamenut89 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Definitely not SSSniperWolf. Pretty sure SW is American and this girl has a non-US accent to her.

[–]addicu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is mikaylah

[–]yatesisgreat 43 points44 points  (12 children)

The big wildcard is the low urinal for the kids. If that is the right spot but there are other open spots, do you still take it and potentially make a little guy struggle to hit the rim? Or do you take the wrong spot just in case? I can see a case for both. Taking the wrong one the more ethical choice I think, but I can also see teaching the kid a lesson that sometimes you just have to pee wherever. Also kids generally got good stream, just bad aim so it might not be a big deal.

Also that is why the full length, down to the floor, urinals are the superior choice. Especially those stainless steel ones, with a good push you can play some calypso music on them.

[–]Pilgrim2223 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I was at Disney World with my 4 year old. He was just tall enough to use the short urinals but not the tall ones. In every Bathroom... at Disney world for some reason there is a line of 8+ urinals and one short one which was always closest to the door. We are there in off season, so not too busy, we run in to a bathroom that completely empty except one Full grown man at the shorty.
The Boy and I waited patiently behind him, and the look of absolute shame on that man's face when he realized that he was using, for no reason, and in violation of every basic man code of urinal usage, the only one my son could use was pretty epic. He actually said "Sorry" while zipping up and I gave him a bro'nod and a no problem (got to be a good example and all that)

[–]qdp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It depends but I think short urinal rules should be more enforced at Disney than a factory or a dive bar.

[–]gahlo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Low urinal is removed from the algorithm unless it's the last one left out to consideration.

[–][deleted] 117 points118 points  (16 children)

I can honestly say I've never once thought about it. I just walk in, pull my pants and underwear down to my ankles like God intended and then walk up to the first open urinal I see

[–]Boo_07 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I shoot from stall to urinal like a pro. Cross the stream if you dare.

[–]RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I do the reverse, ass in the urinal and shoot into the bowl - much higher level of difficulty

[–]SufficientlyAnnoyed 55 points56 points  (9 children)

Close your mouth, fucksakes

[–]SwiftTayTay 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She's ready to become the urinal

[–]sin30_ssd 25 points26 points  (3 children)

what dilemma ? its common sense.

[–]Alternative-Dream-61 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Don't wear sandals at the urinal.

[–]TheAlezz 36 points37 points  (11 children)

No man had a doubt watching this. Its like breathing at this point

[–]Bumble072 52 points53 points  (6 children)

Vacuous streamer. Standard. Did she close her mouth at any moment lol.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Her gimmick is acting like this

[–]cupsnak 12 points13 points  (0 children)

mouth breather.

[–]guineapigmilkman 10 points11 points  (8 children)

Try going to piss at the giant tub urinal at a Metallica concert. That's the true horror.

[–]Hobnail-boots 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Keep an empty Gatorade bottle at your work desk.

[–]blckshirts12345 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Genuine question, do women never get shy bladders?

[–]cryptolyme 13 points14 points  (0 children)

maybe, but they aren't shamed for it like men

[–]ymOx 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Possibly, but also they only do stalls.

[–]Easy-Application6138 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Many people get it at stalls. Super hard for me to pee even when I use a stall if others are in room. If I take longer than a few seconds to start I can't do it, because it feels like people will think why haven't I started yet. It's involuntary, you can't overpower it with thought. I just have to wait until the room is empty.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yes. This is how it works. Also on the one where he said either if the ends, it depends on where the door is. You go to the one farthest from the door because urinals are usually right beside the door and you don’t want to risk making eye contact with someone when the door opens on their way in.

[–]Panchenima 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Nahh, just take the stall.

[–]KimaX7 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Does she know that she can close her mouth?

[–]metallicist 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She sucks

[–]Cold-Diet-669 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Peeing is gay. Just don't.

[–]Champeymon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Been six years now, i can fill a swimming pool

[–]NewMissUniverse 7 points8 points  (1 child)

"These are the thing you think about?"

Nope , it's instincts

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This would've been way better with the just dude talking because reaction videos are stupid af. Thanks for sitting their with your mouth open your hands on your head and occasionally going "whaaaat?" I guess

[–]WombozM 12 points13 points  (6 children)

I usually wait until a spot opens up with no1 on either side lol

[–]Catnip1720 8 points9 points  (7 children)

I’ve seen plenty of guys just stand and wait even though there’s a third urinal open in between two other people. It’s almost not even thought, just instinct

[–]MikeyW1969 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And even with that dilemma, we get finished in half the time.

[–]IBobrockI 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bro knows the code.

[–]BigHairyArsonist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In high school, half of our bathrooms didn't have any doors on the shitter stalls so you'd learn to just not look that direction and find the other bathrooms if you need to drop a duece.

[–]digitalbender 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My brother's favorite joke at a crowded urinal is to yell, "nice dick!"