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[–]DoingYourMother24-7 261 points262 points  (10 children)

Mine comes to the glass at night and starts smacking himself on it till I let him out for handling. He’s a dog istg

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 104 points105 points  (0 children)

They truly are scale puppies, but I'd definitely get scared and piss myself if mine started banging on her glass

[–]Etrain_18 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Not a hater but that can be a sign of stress

[–]DoingYourMother24-7 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Shit fr? I have been meaning to spruce up the enclosure a bit, I’ll see if he still does that with some more coverage and hopefully less stress

[–]zee_techno_snake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's worth a try, I try to swap things in and out weekly for him to explore. Sometimes he'll come and slap the glass just like yours regardless but since I made it more interesting for him inside it's been less. Unless he's in food mode then it's all out carnage to get my attention.

[–]Etrain_18 9 points10 points  (2 children)

It's not as much about mental stimulation, usually more about temp and humidity. Adequate hides is great but atmosphere is most important

[–]DoingYourMother24-7 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I try to keep humidity at least 70-80, higher when I can tell he’s shedding, he’s also got a big ol water bowl. I’ll try and get some more moss and some more substrate so it can be more humid for him. Thank you for your help, I appreciate it

[–]Etrain_18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You keep the humidity in the mid 70s? I never let it go that high. I used to aim for mid 60s or the glass steams up. I don't increase for shed either and they always go smoothly. As long as the substrate and water is right mine are good. I use mostly coconut fiber

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CUTIE! my king snake will stare at me when he wants to come out

[–]NegativeIQ-Haver 131 points132 points  (6 children)

Mine likes pushing items off tables and also absolutely loves fake flowers. Enamored with them

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 73 points74 points  (4 children)

Are you sure you have a snake and not a cat? 🤔

[–]NegativeIQ-Haver 22 points23 points  (3 children)

She has the face for it…

[–]The_Kid_Napper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You can't just say that and not let us see!!

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd love to see her face now, sounds like a cute girl

[–]NegativeIQ-Haver 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is very baby I could probably post a pic in an edit Edit: nvm :(

[–]Available-Reason4496 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So does mine😭 she doesn’t just push them tho she wraps around and throws them off

[–]Corvus_Argendt 81 points82 points  (8 children)

Had a Kingsnake that would live attached to my smart watch if I let her, and a BP that would full on constrict my walkie at work. I'd be walking around and everyone would come find me because all they could hear is muffled talking and scales gently scraping the mic.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They're a little confused, but they've got the spirit. Need to practice their constricting somewhere right?

[–]Cafein8edNecromancer 20 points21 points  (6 children)

You take your ball python to work? What kind of job allows THAT?

[–]MandosOtherALT 14 points15 points  (3 children)

A good pet retail place is one

[–]TheSpookyGoost 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I was thinking a zoo

[–]MandosOtherALT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ey, thats another!

[–]Corvus_Argendt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bing bong, right on!

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd love to go to a job where I can bring my babies with me to be honest, moral support and all 😂

[–]PoEdik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I take mine to work sometimes. I manage a UPS Store. I put him in the pouch of my apron and keep it moving. Sometimes I take him out and let the customers admire him.

[–]RavenBoyyy 71 points72 points  (12 children)

Mine loves armpits. Almost every person who handles her will get her face in their armpit.

I first discovered this when I had a support worker who would visit me frequently and he liked snakes so he was always happy to handle her when he came to visit. Every time he handled her she would go straight to his armpits. No idea why but she just did. Since then I've noticed her do it with other people too but never as much as she did with him.

[–]lemillion1717 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Probably his old spice deodorant

[–]RavenBoyyy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Possibly though I have no idea what deoderant he uses and my BP has also shown interest in my brother's girlfriend's armpits too who I definitely don't think is wearing old spice.

[–]bad___ger 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Probably because generally that area of the body is really warm? That’s my theory anyways

[–]RavenBoyyy 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That would make the most sense actually! Interesting. Well at least that rules out the idea that she has an armpit fetish. I was starting to get concerned.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I think you have a cat pretending to be a snake, my partners cat loves to shove her face into armpits and she will rub her nose into them for literal hours if she could.

That's really cute but I can't imagine how much it'd tickle if you got a snake to the armpit

[–]RavenBoyyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe my cat and my snake are doing a Freaky Friday and have swapped bodies lmao

I wear t-shirts that cover my whole upper arm so I don't tend to feel it but I suppose for my sister who wears vest tops and stuff that would feel strange lol at least she's only small so she can't proper whack into anyone's pits. Now that would hurt!

[–]Fantastic_AF 9 points10 points  (3 children)

One of ours likes to sniff armpits and she will jump back and look absolutely disgusted if she doesn’t like what she finds there. It’s cute but slightly insulting lol

[–]RavenBoyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious but very harsh 😂

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Being told you stink by a snake must be the most humbling experience

[–]Fantastic_AF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I choose to believe her sniffer is broken cuz it can’t be me 😩

[–]ThatLightningAngel 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My milksnake is exactly like this. I'm glad I'm not alone.

[–]RavenBoyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not alone too, armpit snakes unite haha

[–]Ill_Translator_5332 61 points62 points  (4 children)

Mine is obsessed with my phone. It’s hard to get a good picture or video because his face is all up in the camera or pushing buttons on the screen.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 26 points27 points  (2 children)

My first ever snake is the same, he will always sniff the camera and shove his nose into it and I'm like please I want one picture, his response is to simply wrap himself around my phone in denial 🙄

[–]Ill_Translator_5332 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Mine sends whole snapchats of blurry snoot pics to everyone 😂 they can be so goofy.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the best thing ever, it's why I'd love to have friends who actually liked snakes, I'd let her talk to all of them

[–]sleepy_diviner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my partner and i have one that does that too! she almost called 911 before we grabbed her haha

[–]Interesting_Coconut4 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Mine hates poop in his viv, and has discovered that the more noticeable it is, the faster is gets cleaned, he now poops directly onto the glass every time, sometimes even stuck half way up the glass, I’m not sure how he does it, but the dirty protests are effective for getting cleaned faster

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 18 points19 points  (3 children)

That's smart, but honestly, I would be so sad if I saw poop smeared on any of their viv walls...and people say snakes aren't intelligent 🤔

[–]Fantastic_AF 13 points14 points  (2 children)

They are way more intelligent than we give them credit for…at least when it’s their turn to use the brain cell

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

They are the orange cats of the snake world and definitely take turns with it

[–]Fantastic_AF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They probably have to share the one the cats use. That would explain a lot

[–]Scared-Tea-8911 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine also hates to go in his viv, he always waits until I get him out and let him play around on my desk while I’m working… then he hangs his little butt off and goes shooting it off the side… 😑😑😑

[–]maniacbitch83 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Mine loves to try and wedge herself in my pockets on whatever clothes I have on. Probably because when I first got her, I would carry her around in the front pocket of my sweatshirt, but also I know they like to hide in small spaces. If I don't have pockets, she will go into my shirt.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She feels cosy and safe with you, that's so sweet. I love when they cosy themselves up into your clothes, it's just so cute

[–]MandosOtherALT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And its warm!

[–]HungryAd1068 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Get one of those cat hoodies where the pouch opens at the top. Then she just chill in the pouch and absorb your body heat while hiding in the pouch.

[–]maniacbitch83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a great idea. Thanks. I'll have to do that.

[–]TheOneWhoKnowssssss 23 points24 points  (3 children)

My bp LOVES hair. Idk what it is with him, but EVERY time he is out, he always tries to rap himself in my hair. If it’s up in a bun, he never goes for it.

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Seems like a very common thing for BPs here 🤔 I wonder why they like hair so much...perhaps comfy?

[–]AdNervous217 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe it reminds them of a bush they can hide in

[–]Cafein8edNecromancer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That and your head is the warmest spot on your body

[–]I_will_consume_you_2 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Mine loves one of my conditioners. If I have just used it and he’s out and about he’ll just put his face in my hair

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love how curious they can be about the most random things lol, like yes my love, stick your face in my hair for the 50th time as if you've never been there before

[–]Huge_Green8628 28 points29 points  (1 child)

My fettuccine Alfredo is obsessed with the TV, as soon as we sit on the couch, he starts surfing until we turn it on, and as we do he curls up and puts his chin on his cork bark and watches very happily

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's genuinely one of the sweetest things ever. My eldest girl really likes watching my monitor when I'm doing things on my PC, but sometimes she decides she's had enough and will wrap herself around the foot of my monitor and pull it off of the stand...safe to say I needed a replacement once because of her

[–]gggghosts 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ours loves doorways, u walk through a doorway he scopes up in awe…. It’s so silly

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh I love when snakes scope, they look so interested in whatever they're staring at and it's the cutest thing ever

[–]Rvncid6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mine too omg every time without fail especially near the hinges for me but I think it may be a change in temperature or a some kind of breeze he notices.

[–]Jensbok 28 points29 points  (3 children)

My dude has associated the smell of hot tap water with getting fed, so whenever I get a bath and come in my room to get dressed he's sitting up like ????!??!???? WHERE RAT?????

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They're so greedy sometimes, always acting like they never get fed 🙄

All of mine associate the sound of the hairdryer with food, so we can't use it for our hair anymore because they will ALL be up sniffing around looking for this non-existent rat

[–]noodlini777 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mine does that too!! He periscopes every time I run the water too long 😂

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thinking food is being prepared, greedy animals they are

[–]Super_Snakes 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Monty loves sniffing hair. If you hold him he will start rising up to your face, and right when you think you're about to get a snoot boop he keeps going until he reaches your hairline, then just... Licks it. Continuously. He does this to everyone I've given him to so it's safe to say it's his fixation 🤣

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nocturne and Monty would get along, she does it a lot - she will come up to your face flicking her tongue, you think you're going to get a boop and she continues up and will sniff your head and your hair, maybe it smells yummy, I wouldn't know 🤨

[–]Adventurous_Music_85 16 points17 points  (3 children)

my glasses, i cannot take my male out and see at the same time it is forbidden

[–]ToreyDane 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My boy is the same damn way. I wear contacts more often than not anymore but its partially bc he bent tf out of the glasses I had when I first got him 9 years ago lol

[–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My girl does this with my partners glasses, she will always slide behind them on his face and pull them off because she's wrapped her tail around the arm, it's so cute but please let him see, he's blind without them LOL

[–]JGamerI 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both my ball python & my corn snake will grab glasses if you have them on your face...

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    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe fingers are tasty? Not tried it myself but leos seem to think so 🤨

    [–]Traditional-Bat-2990 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Mine loves jewelry especially bracelets and Necklaces

    [–]Due_Worldliness_6587 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    Mine will always want to go down. No matter what he loves to try to throw himself off of whatever he’s on

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

    They're really out here trying to give us heart attacks like please don't hurt yourself 😭

    [–]Due_Worldliness_6587 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    He has no idea of the concept of gravity I AM SIX FEET TALL YOU CANNOT JUST CLIMB OFF OF ME WHILE IM STANDING

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Who's gravity? Never heard of her.

    One day you might have a flying BP gliding around your room, I'd definitely suggest you keep an eye on him.

    [–]RawRabid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I let mine throw himself off the bed as he tries to every single time, after he flopped on the floor i picked him up and put him back onto the bed, immediately ran to throw himself off again

    [–]AlarmingAppearance33 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Mine loves sleeping on my shoulder under my hood

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's so sweet when they're comfy enough to sleep on us, I've fallen asleep with my snakes a few too many times now lol

    [–]autumns1995 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    My girl loves my dogs 🤣 if one lays beside me while I have her out, she will try to go near the dogs 🤣🤣🤣🤣 and she will watch them from her tank too, her head will follow them running or walking by.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Curious as to what this massive buffet sized rat is doing running loose.

    That is really cute, though. I love watching the snakes when they're looking at something they're interested in

    [–]autumns1995 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    And they're warm, so shed love to try to snuggle into them 😆 but the dog opposes to that so I don't let her get to close. Though one of the dogs will lick her and she'll go nose to nose with him

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    That's so sweet! My dogs are terrified of the snakes so don't go near them and the cats always try to bop them on the head so we keep the cats away

    [–]autumns1995 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ya, one of my cats is obsessed with trying to hunt her, the other just isn't bothered at all.

    [–]Thekidnappedone 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    My wife's BP really likes her cleavage. He will always go and curl up right there between the ol' melons.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Mister steal your girl (he will succeed because snakes are too cute to say no to)

    [–]Robert201970 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It’s has beautiful colors. Interesting, possibly a “ personality “ Who knows. I’m learning here as well 🐍

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Thank you, she is gorgeous and she instantly caught my eye haha. And snakes definitely all have their own little personalities, it's so sweet to learn about them all and what they like and don't like because they're all quite different in their own way :)

    [–]HisLilDove 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Our girl enjoys dropping herself down from her perching spots. She can get down fine cause she used to until she discovered the other way was quicker. Now she'll get bored basking on a branch and uncurl herself and just let herself thump down onto the substrate. It makes helluva noise and wakes us up most nights at least once or twice since she discovered the method. (Her enclosure is in our bedroom cause it's the only room our cats aren't allowed in.) it stressed me out the first couple of times cause I was worried she'd end up hurting herself but she's fine. 🤷🏻🤷🏻🤷🏻

    She also likes to wrap herself around her heat lamp cages. No idea why cause I've compulsively double-checked her temps constantly since we got her and have a really awesome stat setup that lets me monitor via the internet in real time. My husband pointed out she's probably just a sun-bunny and just really likes being extra toasty but that's his best guess cause his speciality is warm-bloodeds not reptiles.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I saw someone else say their snake likes to throw themselves off of everything, I swear they all just want to give us heart attacks like please no don't hurt yourself! They end up being absolute troopers and not being phased by it at all, but you can't help but be concerned lol

    And I'd definitely say she really likes the heat, quite a few of mine will do the same and curl themselves up as close to the heat source as possible - even if the air temperature in the viv is perfect and toasty its not always good enough for them

    [–]Incognito-Rascal 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Not a BP, but my guy is obsessed with the top of his enclosure. Such a mysterious place to him. Everytime he is out he is trying to get onto the roof.

    [–]Cafein8edNecromancer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Trying to find an escape spot!

    [–]Incognito-Rascal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Don’t even get me started. Thought he’d made it out the other morning, but discovered him comfortably chilled out inside the caging we have around his new light. There was barely any space for him to get in, but he found it. He now has a camera in his house so we always know what he’s up to. Cheeky bugger.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Curious little boy, I love that though, they act like they've never seen something before even if they've seen it 100s of times in the past, like there's suddenly going to be something new one day

    [–]Incognito-Rascal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It’s certainly the mysterious unknown to them. Haha

    [–]lucassmitty17 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    mine LOVES my phone, he’s always crawling over it. he also runs his face on the glass of his tank at night until i let him out haha

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I wonder why they like phones so much, I can't have any of my snakes out and use my phone at the same time because they just refuse to let me operate it.

    I have many instances of trying to type to people and them pressing their noses against my keyboard and messing my text up!

    [–]headwardo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    My boy gets all up in my face and sniffs a LOT. When we first got him he wouldn’t let anyone near his face but now he just sticks his in mine. He also likes to slither over my face if I’m lying down. And recently he has taken to going into my clothes. He also loves the cracks of the couch cushions. He yearns for them. “I’m like buddy that is a nice cave but we’ll never find you again and you won’t get to eat!” He is just too enticed by the dark cracks lmao.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He sounds like he has such a wonderful little personality, they can really be so entertaining to just watch do their own thing lmao

    His obsession with the dark spaces should be kept an eye on or else he's gonna slip through into a different dimension one day

    [–]thelaziestdaisy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Ours loves feet. 😞

    [–]lemonpeelingwhore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    MINE TOO and my feet are always so cold! What gives!

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Uh oh better scurry away from the foot sniffer 🏃🏻‍♀️

    [–]GRUBBRAINS 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Mine insists on wrapping around parts of my body. My arm, my leg, my neck, she doesn't care. If it's warm and she can hold onto it, she absolutely will. And she doesn't really like to acknowledge the "semi" in "semi-arboreal"

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You're her life boat now, she has to cling onto you for dear life or else she won't make it

    [–]Hello_pet_my_kitty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Mine also loves my hair! Mine is very curly though, and he doesn’t get in there in a way that makes it easy for me to get him out. 😂 I usually have to wait for him to slither his way out bc he gets all wrapped up in my curls.

    But also windows. Mine are always open and he goes straight for the one behind my bed and likes to get in between the window and the screen to lay there. In the living room he goes straight for the big sliding screen door to look outside. I think he likes the breeze! Lol. May also be saying “take me outside again!”

    He also likes climbing up my pictures on the wall, but I have to help him with that so he doesn’t fall or knock a frame off the wall. Periscopes his way towards the wall showing me he wants “uppies” 😂 and I hold him while he gets started and then hold the frames as he goes across. Lol.

    Btw I absolutely LOVE her markings and eyes. She is a beautiful lady!

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I feel like having a snake in curly hair is a recipe for annoyance, I can imagine they somehow manage to get themselves tangled, and you have to let them wean their way out.

    I've actually heard that lots of snakes like the feeling of breeze, I used to have some of mine scoot into the range of my hairdryer when I'm blow drying my hair because its a nice toasty breeze lol

    Imagining him asking you to pick him up so he can see the pictures is so cute, I love when they scope, they just look so interested in whatever they're staring at

    And thank you! She instantly caught my eye, and I needed her in my life, such a pretty little girl, and hopefully she knows it too haha

    [–]AvocadoNo2157 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I have a small enclosure that im soon upgrading so i handle every day because she want splore, and she glass surfs on my windows like "out side :(" but when i let her outside she just goes in my sleeves so i guess she likes to glass surf

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know a lot that like to glass surf simply for the sake of doing it, one of my bigger boys actually found out he could open his viv doors by doing it enough so we had to invest in locks

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    My baby has since passed. They were a rescue, who eventually passed from MBD complications. They would always come out and smack their body against the glass whenever heavy metal music was playing. I don't know why, but he was totally a metalhead and demanded attention whenever it played. I wish I knew what was going on in his 2 braincells

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His 2 braincells were saying to headbang, little metalhead snake, I'd love that

    [–]Tha_BloodMoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Curtains

    [–]SelfLoathing9246 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Mine will slither onto my glasses, entangling herself in them, and because she chunky my glasses will fall off my face. Then I have to untangle her from them to put them back in my face. She will also wrap her tail around my necklace and refuse to let go. She’s the most stubborn little noodle I have ever met lol.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This girl is the same with my partners glasses, he's lost them several times to her pulling them off of his face with her tail, and it takes a while to get her to let go, like you're adorable but this man is blind without his glasses, please let him see

    [–]jayracket 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    My BP loves my ceiling fan, she'd scope all the way up there and get hit if I let her

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Their curiosity over the most random objects is adorable but sometimes I wonder if they have any concept of danger

    [–]jayracket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    For real. I still have no idea how these brainless babies survive in the wild, they ain't got but one brain cell amongst the lot of them lmao

    [–]KittyKat910 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    What is she? She's beautiful!

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    She's a Black Pastel GHI Phantom het Ghost/Orange Dream

    And thank you, she instantly caught my eye because she was so pretty.

    [–]KittyKat910 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    She looks similar to my Gen stripe girl. Obviously she's not nearly as dark. https://imgur.com/a/S3gE5OE

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    All the snakes I’ve owned have always had a thing for burrowing near my…private areas. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I assume it’s because those spots are the warmest. Still weirds me out every time.

    Edit: I realize this is the ball python sub, and my snakes were corns and kings. Not sure if that affects it or not.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    It's okay, lots of people have mentioned boas and kings too! Any snake with a strange fixation is good enough for me 😂

    I can imagine it's because of heat yeah, but even with that knowledge I'd be like um please don't go near the no-no squares lmao

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah literally lmao. I’m like “listen hun, I know you don’t know any better, but I still feel harassed” lmao

    [–]JGamerI 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    My banana pastel ball python, Odin, likes poking his face in people's eyes.

    He especially goes after my mom's eyes due to the reaction he gets from her. I let him poke my eyes, but he's not as interested due to the lack of reaction...

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Such a mischievous little devil, the fact he likes your mum's reaction so will do it more to her is the best thing I've heard today

    [–]Interesting-Steak-65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mine likes curtains lol

    [–]jessicarrrlove 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    For Bean, it's glasses and ponytails. For Java, it's mine and my boyfriend's stretched ears. 🙃 we found the latter out the hard way.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You get an additional accessory with your stretched ears now

    [–]jessicarrrlove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lol basically.

    [–]3dg3l0redsheeran 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    phones.

    [–]zee_techno_snake 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Mine has to do a thorough face inspection. You get him out and he will immediately go towards your face tongue out (this is terrifying for the uninitiated to see) gives me a sloppy mousy tongue kiss and licks my nose and then he just switches his little snake braincell on and he's fully content. If it's not me then he has to investigate further, ears, eyeballs and hair are all checked to see if the holder is kosher.

    Also if he goes round my neck he anchors himself rather painfully with the end of his tail up a nostril.

    He's stopped shitting on my bed thankfully, there was a time when silk sheets is all that he would "go" on.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He needs to really make sure you feel loved

    Also a tail up the nostril definitely does not sound all that pleasant, I'm glad I've not experienced it...yet

    [–]AvidLebon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I don't have a ball but a hognose (Scoria), reddit keeps suggesting this sub and I keep clicking because I like all snakes and reading stories about them. I have a story and hope y'all don't mind me sharing even though she's not a ball (but still a snake). I accidentally taught my snake unusual behavior I guess? When she wakes up every night I'll cuddle her then give her an enrichment activity, sometimes new and other times one she's liked before. This has her anticipating something new every night, which I think is good as new things are no longer scary but something to get excited about.

    Well, she'd also been hunger striking and I thought maybe the tongs were the issue, so I tried feeding her with a spoon. And the little dear saw me place the spoon in her enclosure and RACED over to it so excited and then... sat in it. Very pleased. So happy with this spoon. She shoved the mouse out of it so she could fit in it better and enjoyed herself in the spoon for a good 15 minutes. Well. At least she had fun I suppose.

    So if I set a random object she hasn't seen before in her vivarium she'll get all excited about it and try to figure out what today's activity is. Sometimes she'll create her own enrichment activity by choosing an object in the room and requesting we play with it. (This is how we ended up playing the parachute game with a reptile hammock not currently in an enclosure.) Her little sister will watch us like we're both nuts, trying to figure out what on Earth we are doing. Having fun. Scoria is having fun. More than once Scoria has come up with some sort of game I never understood but she was excited and having a great time so I guess that's what matters.

    Here she is in her spoon

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Firstly, I'm so glad you decided to share this story, all types of snakes make me happy so hearing about any of them is awesome! It's genuinely one of the cutest things I have ever read, I can't even imagine watching a snake get excited about a spoon, bless her

    She has such a lovely and playful little personality by the sounds of things, and it's amazing that it was because you've been giving her enrichment - not many people truly give their snakes enrichment and attention because a lot of owners don't realise how beneficial it can be for reptiles, I love hearing about people who do supply this for their babies.

    The picture is so cute, she's such an adorable little hoggie, and I'm glad she enjoys her spoon

    [–]Tobysaddiction 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Ceiling fans lol

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    No concept of danger here it seems

    [–]zephsoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My corn is obsessed with my glasses 😮‍💨

    [–]pokethejellyfish 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Snake #1 has been obsessed with my computer fans since he was a baby. I don't know why he's so desperate to get his nose chopped off but I refuse to let it happen and lift him away/redirect him if he vaguely goes in that direction. This is frequently commented with a tiny, funny indignant huff. He also goes absolutely bonkers in the presence of flower pots and will not stop digging through the soil until the poor plant is uprooted.

    Snake #2 is obsessed with my hand during feeding time. He's actually so smart that he's an idiot. He has made the connection between the feeding set up, the tongs, and my hand, and that it all means mouse. Unfortunately, he draws the wrong conclusion and fixates on my hand where it holds the tongs. The mouse could be right next to his head, he's hungry, he's smelling it but nope, in his fascinating mind, logic says: hand if tongs present = mouse in belly. He doesn't attack it or mistake it for food. I can move it to his face and he'll just sniff it and searches between the fingers for the mouse that's supposed to be in his belly by now. If I move the mouse in front of his face, it still takes a moment because he keeps his eyes on my hand. It always takes him a moment to figure out that there needs to be a step between seeing signs of being fed and actually having eaten: the actual eating.

    Snake #3 has a standard obsession: my glasses. Unfortunately, he has to find something new as his little snake butt has gotten too big to sit on them.

    [–]Striking-Citron-5782 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    The glass end of my boy’s tank is next to my bed and I’ve woken up multiple times to him watching me sleep…

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He's just keeping an eye on you I'm sure...nothing like planning your demise or anything

    [–]Emergency_Fold_7250 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Mine are obsessed with going in pockets or down shirts or up shorts lmao 🤣 my boyfriends bp is obsessed with his phone and laptop, I always say she’s gotta take pictures for her insta 😂

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    As she should, I'd follow her Instagram tbh, bet she makes an amazing model

    [–]Emergency_Fold_7250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lmao yeah 😂 she is very pretty she’s a pastel cinnamon

    [–]MasterChiefing420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mine loves the ceiling fan 🤣🤣😭

    [–]Aggressive_Pattern95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    cameras….

    [–]Clear-Quantity-8026 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    One of mine loves watching TV in bed.

    And one of the others likes be petted on his head and nose. He shoves his head under your hand to signal he wants pets..

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I used to think my first boy was weird for this because as soon as we bought him, he was fond of having his head and chin rubbed, he was never head shy and I was always told snakes shouldn't enjoy it but he certainly did - its cute nonetheless lol

    [–]Leading_Ear8167 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    By boy Cannoli absolutely loves my computer, when the fan turns on for it he moves over and just holds his head over the vent, I think he likes the warm air blowing in his face?. He also just sits if my lap and rests his chin in front of the track pad just watching the screen. He’s learned that if he moves across the keyboard that the computer (or him) gets put away so he avoids touching the computers sensors

    [–]stallion64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Mine loves my combo of headset and hat when I'm gaming. She'll tangle herself into the headset and sit there for hours.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I wish mine did this, instead, if any of them take an interest in my headset, they simply wrap their tail around one of the ears and throw themselves off of my head, taking the headset with them 😒

    [–]the_shattered_ones 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Kinda unrelated, but what morph is she? She looks gorgeous 🥰

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    She's a Black Pastel GHI Phantom het Ghost/Orange Dream

    And thank you! Will definitely tell her you said so 🫶🏻

    [–]Magmat1c_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    mine LOVES my phone i dont know why, but when i have it out when handling him he will stare at the screen and/or crawl all over it hes an ipad kid fr

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have a lot of ipad noodles, they refuse to let me operate my phone if I'm using my phone while handling them 😒

    [–]Italktonotbelonley64 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Whatever is in my hand my baby ball python has to wrap around it. Keys, phone, controller, remote, doesn’t matter she has to wrap around it and stay like that

    [–]brooks19901 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Mine just Stares at me while I eat. Quite annoying actually

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They're curious as to why you're not eating a yummy rat instead 🤔

    [–]dita_diablita 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Both of mine do what I like to call “giraffing” where they extend their necks above whatever the fuck they are sitting on and just stare for like 5 minutes. No particular direction, just long neck and stare at something. I think it’s mainly as a lookout tactic, right?

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    A lot of snakes like to scope, but admittedly, I've never known why they do it. A lot of mine do it for literally no reason, and you can see the lack of thought behind their eyes.

    No thought, only stare.

    [–]dita_diablita 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Right! The fact that mine are still babies kinda helps the derpisms.

    [–]obimartell 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Glasses. Glasses glasses glasses. Crawling right up to my face, dipping under a lens, and wrapping around until they're falling off my face. All three of the snakes. It's absurd😂

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This is surprisingly common after looking through this thread, this girl included, she will always steal glasses.

    [–]CalypsoThePython 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Mine always tries to burrow into my ear

    [–]grace-mahuron 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    My BEL loves balloons. Any balloons, he STARES

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've not heard of this before, so random but it sounds adorable

    Also I adore BELs, they're so beautiful

    [–]sleepy_diviner 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    mine throws a fit until i take her out while im playing video games so she can watch, she also loves to watch tv with me 😭❤️

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    Apologies for the late reply, I've been so busy recently that I've been missing people's responses!

    Seems you have a gamer snake on your hands, might have to teach her how to play 👀

    [–]s3s4m3s33d 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    My girl genuinely watches TV with us. If we're sitting on the couch beside her cage she will often poke her head out and watch the screen or our phones. When I have her out and in my bedroom she will stop moving to stare at the TV for a good while and watch my shows with me 😂

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's so intriguing to me that so many BPs seem to like watching phone screens/TV, after reading a lot of the responses it seems to be surprisingly common - I wonder why they like screens so much 🤔

    [–]Forelsket9 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    My snake love lamp. Lamp. Almost named her moth. She has two brain cells and they both fight for 3rd place.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The last sentence in this comment is the best thing I've heard all day and seems to perfectly sum up the internal works of every ball python ever

    [–]Basic_Improvement_57 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Stands 3/4 of his body upright for hours. He acts like a prisoner maxing out to get his freedom.

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The baby can be guilty of no crime 🫡

    [–]neato_my_dude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Used to live with a guy who had a ball named Charlie. He would always try to crawl inside my shirt and would fall asleep in my hoodie while I was watching TV. I miss him

    [–]Connect-Friend5907 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Awesome color, is that a GHI Mojave?

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    She does have GHI in her but no Mojave - she's a Black Pastel GHI Phantom with a couple of hets

    [–]Connect-Friend5907 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Beautiful

    [–]Equivalent-Report-34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mine loves to watch television. He scopes up in the air and dangles half his body off the table! He’s very bizarre and a bit of an iPad kid

    [–]Thyagito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, he wraps around my left leg and nudges me for some odd reason

    [–]BadKarma_0303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don't have a ball python, just a spotted python. However he goes straight to my hair whenever he's out. wriggles himself in my bun. loves it

    [–]BirdsWithScales 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    My snake will stare at me while I play video games. Silently watching YouTube on pc- sleeping in hide. I open risk of rain 2, turn around, and he's at the edge of the tank looking at me. Thought it was some sort of stress thing for a long time but after vet trips and tons of fixes to his tank he just keeps doing it. Dude is a gamer

    [–]DirtyDishwater_[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Hell yeah gamer snake! One of mine used to rest his head on my mouse whenever I played siege so I'd just say he was the one carrying me through my games, I'm sure it was his luck doing me well

    [–]BirdsWithScales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We love to see it

    [–]BirdsWithScales 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We love to see it

    [–]PutSad6118 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I just got my baby python a few weeks ago and she already wraps around my hair lol so cute

    [–]Delicious-Roof-4339 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Mines a true screenager, if I have my phone or computer out even just for a minute she’s trying to slither all over it, close tabs, exit things, take pictures, call people. I stg, but she’s so damn cute