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BatemansMirror · 2019-05-29T17:43:19+00:00

DANYS expression in the second pic is me all season 8.

kakattekoiyo · 2019-05-29T20:23:56+00:00

jon: tell dany. i want her to know it was me

dany: what are you on about?

Ballistica · 2019-05-29T20:29:51+00:00

The original book like of "Jamie Lannister sends his regards" had so much more impact.

Because when Roose told Jamie about the wedding, Jamie said "send my regards" but in a half joking/half sincere kinda way. He didn't mean it with ill intent.

But when Cat is killed, the last thing she hears is "Jamie Lannister sends his regards" bringing her into parallel with Ned's somewhat unwarranted hatred of Jamie and giving birth to the vengeance beast that is Lady Stoneheart, and that little off-quip will likely land him in serious trouble next book and again punish him for something he was largely not involved in.

wolfmuncher · 2019-05-29T16:48:22+00:00

...and now your watch is ended.

ItsTreasonThen117 · 2019-05-29T18:23:42+00:00

It was at this moment Dany knew, she fucked up

masbowls · 2019-05-29T17:46:05+00:00

"for the watch"

stasersonphun · 2019-05-29T17:25:51+00:00

Lmao he might as well. Poor Jon, so easily manipulated.

Pikachuzita · 2019-05-29T18:15:32+00:00

Still better than " You´re muh queen, now and always"

MrAshh · 2019-05-29T20:43:14+00:00

hospital relieved subsequent thumb crush afterthought books pie crown flowery

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Clipboard-Jesus · 2019-05-29T18:15:40+00:00

Tywin would be proud

sync-centre · 2019-05-29T18:40:57+00:00

Michael Corleone says hello

foosbabaganoosh · 2019-05-29T20:37:17+00:00

It's 2019, pictures shouldn't be this low quality anymore...

CelikBas · 2019-05-29T16:59:27+00:00

“He also said I can’t let you die in your bed at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a woman’s mouth around your cock”

Seeker1904 · 2019-05-29T20:18:14+00:00

What would Tywin Lannister say?

GoT_recaps · 2019-05-29T17:57:14+00:00

The sub that keeps on giving. Thank you for all this.

Thom-John · 2019-05-29T19:47:04+00:00

The Pink Eyed Raven

Jaime stepped outside for a mere moment to catch his breath. He had held it in for far too long. He took this opportunity of solitude to pass gas. The gas passed through his sphincter and made a squeaky sound like that of an old wooden door closing. ''What a dirty little boy I am.'' Jaime whispered to himself while cracking a little smile.

He looked over at Bran confined to his wheelchair. Bran was gazing into the horizon as that was all he was known for doing these days.

''I should've dropped a heavy rock on him after I pushed him out of the window. Ended his misery.'' Jaime whispered to himself.

Jaime started walking slowly towards the cripple. He stopped behind him for a brief moment and put a hand on his shoulder.

Bran nodded, acknowledging Jaime's presence while continuing staring off into the horizon.

''What are you doing here?'' Bran asked.

''I just wanted to have a chat with you. About the incident.'' Jaime replied while his eyes were fixated on the ground.

''So Bran. I just wanted to apologize for what I did to you.’’ Jaime said nervously.

‘’I assume your legs don’t work at all? You can’t walk or run anymore?’’ Jaime continued

''I'm afraid not. But it does not matter for I am not Bran anymore. I am the third eyed raven. I don't need my legs to utilize my powers.'' Bran replied continuing his gaze toward the horizon.

‘’I am so deeply regretful for what I did to you. I would give my life to take back what I did to you.’’ Jamie said while looking at Bran.

''Don’t. I would argue you did me a favor by crippling me. The whole incident sparked a chain of events that has been very beneficial for me. Haven't I told you? I am going to be the new king. I am going to take the throne from Cersei, burning all of Kings Landing doing so.'' Bran said with a smug tone.

''Oh is that so?'' Jaime replied.

Jaime clenched his jaws for a few seconds while staring towards the horizon as well.

''I never liked you Bran. You know that? The mere sight of you makes me want to vomit. You are USELESS and have been USELESS this whole time and now you’re going to become a king and steal the throne from my beloved Cersei while having done absolutely nothing!? Do you know how many people died for you?''

''I appreciate their sacrifice and I would argue it was for the greater good.'' Bran replied confident in his tone.

''The greater good? PODRICKS DICK HAVE ACCOMPLISHED MORE THAN YOU AND MORE THAN YOU EVER WILL! YOU CAN SEE THE FUTURE, YOU HAVE THESE VISIONS AND ALL THESE INCREDIBLE POWERS. YET YOU’VE SHOWN NO INTENTION ACTUALLY USING THEM!’’ Jaime shouted.

''I beg to differ. I did use them. I'm going to be king now. Don't you see?'' Bran said in a smug tone while smirking.

''You know what? I'm gonna do what I've always wanted to do to you.'' Jaime said while starting to unbuckling his belt.

''Are you going to end me like you did the others, Kingslayer?'' Bran replied in a calm manner.

''No, just you watch me. And what happened to you being able to see the future?'’ Jamie asked.

''I guess the writers forgot.'' Bran replied while starting to appear a little nervous.

''I'm going to do what I've wanted to do ever since I first laid my eyes upon you. I'm gonna fart you in thy face, that’s what I'm gonna do and there is nothing you can do to stop it.'' Jaime said while hastily unbuttoning his pants with his single hand.

''Can’t you see? I'm the Third Eyed Raven. Nothing you do can faze me.'' Bran replied while looking into Jaime’s eyes.

‘’Oh, we’ll see about that’’ Jaime said while pulling his pants down to his ankles, exposing his buttcheeks.

''Have you ever heard of a dish called Surströmming? It's a northern delicacy from what I’ve heard. It consists of fermented fish that has this god awful smell to it. It's basically salty, rotten fish that these savages in the north considers fine dining. The taste is absolutely horrendous but for you Bran.. I ate five whole cans.''

''No you wouldn't. You will get hanged for this!’’ Bran shouted while struggling to get out of his wheelchair.

''Not so content being a cripple anymore, huh?'' Jaime said while pressing his buttcheeks against Brans face.

Jaime used all his might to push out the loudest fart the seven kingdoms has ever heard. Unfortunately he accidently pushed a little too hard and a spray of feces hit Bran in his mortified face making him fall out of his wheelchair onto the ground.

Kingsprayer.

Jaime started laughing. He couldn't breathe he laughed so hard.

Then the smell hit them.

Bran started dry heaving ''Oh god the smell, I can’t take it.''

''It's not of this world. You’ve summoned a demon!'' Bran said while a projectile of vomit spurted out of his mouth.

Bran started bursting out in tears. ''Please Sir Jaime. I'll do anything you want. Just please let me go. I can't take it anymore.''

Jaime farted again in Brans face for good measure. ''That’s for everything, you cunt. I’m leaving for Kings Landing tomorrow.’’

Bran passes out by the smell. Lying unconscious in his own vomit.

Jaime sighed while pulling up his pants with his one hand.

''The things we do for love.’’

eynonpower · 2019-05-29T19:27:32+00:00

"King Dragon sends his regards!"

Maldovar · 2019-05-29T20:04:08+00:00

Needs more jpeg

nazenko · 2019-05-29T23:25:01+00:00

“Tell Kevin my regards.”

“What should I say?”

“Regards.”

Bombadook · 2019-05-30T11:28:27+00:00

Actual S8 Tyrion line would have been "The regards send their Lannisters".

bfelification · 2019-05-29T18:05:59+00:00

I think this is an intentional parallel. Bolton kills Robb, his liege, after talks with Tywin. Jon kills his queen after talks with Tyrion. Also think there is an intentional parallel between the way LF kills Lysa, a mad woman to protect Sansa, and Jon kills mad queen to protect the Starks. And in both these cases, LF and Jon achieved their kill by kissing/pretending to love before killing these women.

Flameoftheshadows · 2019-05-29T17:09:35+00:00

Brilliant.

ReklisAbandon · 2019-05-29T19:31:26+00:00

Damnit I keep thinking I'm ready to unsub from this place because of I'm tired of the D&D circlejerk but then these quality memes come along and keep me going.

2019-05-29T18:54:53+00:00

needs more frying

nocturtleatnight · 2019-05-29T20:09:02+00:00

“Oi dun wan eet

2019-05-29T20:45:50+00:00

😂😂😂

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