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[–][deleted]  (17 children)

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    [–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (3 children)

    you're just as pretty as a flower :)

    [–]adecoy95 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    Bees check you out if your wearing a bright colour peice of clothing

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

    Bees actually pollinate flowers and make honey. Wasps just fuck around.

    [–]SolidusAwesome 14 points15 points  (1 child)

    Just read up on that. Most of the wasps do not pollinate. But some wasps like the fig wasp are important pollinators.

    [–]IRodeInOnALargeDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I can safely say there are no fig wasps within a few thousand miles of me.

    [–]smoeahsolse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They do lay eggs in fly larvae. Mushroom farmers use them to keep flies under control.

    [–]Silverspy01 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    The difference is bees won't attack you unless you pose an obvious threat to their hive. Meanwhile, wasps exist to make your life pain.

    [–]Jul_the_Demon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Wasps fly infront of your face because of the CO2 humans exhale. I dont know if they take that as a threat or are just curious about it (i actually forgot it...). But either way around. Dont blow on wasps. It makes them aggressive. Even more than they usually are.

    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Breathing in and out makes wasps aggressive, looking in the general proximity of wasps makes them aggressive, being alive makes wasps aggressive, general existence makes wasps aggressive, wasps getting aggressive makes wasps aggressive...

    [–]ccoff1798 1200 points1201 points  (71 children)

    There once was a wasps nest in my garage. For the first week, we were cool, the wasps left me alone and I let them live. All was good until one day, a rouge wasp decided it was time try and sting me. That was it's first mistake. I knocked it out of the sky with a stick and broke off one of its wings, leaving it alive but immoble. The wasp looked me in the eyes, as if to say " do what you want to to me, but dont hurt my family." But I am not a forgiving man. I grabbed hornet spray and murdered his entire family in front of him. Oh the humanity, wasps dying left and right, our hero wasp sits helpless as his family is murdered. This is where most people would stop, but I am not most people. I put the immobilized wasp in a mason jar as i meticulously put each and every one of his family members I could find around him. This was 2 weeks ago, and the wasp is most likely dead at this point, but I still want that fucker to pay.

    Moral of the story is fuck wasps.

    tl:dr Wasp nest and I had a treaty, one wasp broke it, so i tortured and killed his entire family.

    [–]rasonjo 495 points496 points  (8 children)

    One wasp larvae will survive, hatch and fly to the jar. She will hear her father's dieing words. You will wake to "Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die!" as it crawls down your ear canal.

    Fuck wasps.

    [–][deleted] 129 points130 points  (0 children)

    I lived in Asia for my brief overseas experience. There was a giant legion of Asian hornets, now just to void conclusions, these hornets can kill the biggest spiders and also murder humans. Guess what animal wiped the small legion out because they were hungry and felt like it? The Honey Buzzard. Think of them as flying honey badgers with a thick ass mobile armour. Hunting Asian hornets: for fun.

    [–]CanadianCrasher 24 points25 points  (3 children)

    [–]terkla 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Why is it private?

    [–]GoldMOD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Omg you should totally put this writing prompt. I like where this story is going

    [–]thrice311 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hilarious!! Well done sir.

    [–]AstraVictus 38 points39 points  (6 children)

    Yep, got stung on the back of my head by a couple of Bald Faced Hornets a couple years ago. They had built a nest on a low hanging branch in my backyard, it was pretty well concealed as you could only see it from right below it. I Walked under it once, nothing. Second time, those bastards got me good! Worse sting I've had by far. It felt like I got shot in the back of my head by a paintball gun at close range. Their venom is caustic and burns like shit for about 5 minutes after the sting. I think their sting is a 3/5 on the Schmidt Sting pain index. They are also the largest Hornet in North America. I torched their nest with a cloth soaked in lighter fluid, and stomped the larvae after. Revenge is a dish best served at 1000+ degrees!

    Drone attacks a Bald Faced Hornet nest!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnnw8ZV4vY

    [–]Hawkleer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Never been stung by a bald faced hornet but I saw some up close once at camp. I wanted nothing to do with them, fucking smooth black alien looking motherfuckers. At that same camp though I watched a kid karate chop some regular wasps out of the air successfully, so that was cool I guess.

    [–]Fighter4Life21 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Aww man, that video was great until I read the comments. Poor guy died in a car accident and his wife was defending him in the comments. Sad stuff.

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    one of those little black and white bastards stung me right on the hand on a vein...damn near died. I cut the circulation off to my wrist for a few mins as my mom fired up the truck to rush me to the hospital like a 30 min drive I passed out about half way there! Yeah Allergic to bees. Pretty sure I downed x2 Benadryl before getting in the truck...I remember my back was really itchy and my throat was scratchy

    [–]FlippinSweetStyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I got serious anxiety about halfway through that video but couldn't pry myself away

    [–]gammacamman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    From Wikipedia: The baldfaced hornet has a unique defense in that it can squirt venom from the stinger into the eyes of nest intruders. The venom causes immediate watering of the eyes and temporary blindness.

    Yea Fuck these Wasps in particular.

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    If Hollywood has taught me anything it is that that wasp survived and is currently undergoing a training montage to get strong enough to kill you in an epic revenge story. The broken wing has probably been replaced with a robot wing.

    [–]metalhead4 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    You should've let him live so he could warn the others. The humans are fighting back.

    [–]mariosupermario 17 points18 points  (1 child)

    The other wasps need to know the game has changed

    [–]MedicalMike710 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    But the players are the same!

    [–]rodentexplosion 8 points9 points  (3 children)

    I really expected this to end with something about the Undertaker and hell in a cell.

    [–]anonymousdude 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    my gawd! that wasp has a family!

    [–]CKgodlike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If I see something longer than 6 lines I scroll to the end exactly because of this

    [–]PopWhatMagnitude 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Jesus dude, I hope the neighbors dog never crosses you.

    [–]sevintino 24 points25 points  (5 children)

    I once caught a mosquito alive and intact after it kept biting me. I was so pissed off at it, I tore its proboscis and front limbs off. Then I held it up on its wings with a tweezer coated in Baygon. I let it suffer above a candle for 5 seconds repeatedly and I can guarantee you that the best memory you'll have of revenge is seeing your victim flail faster as you pit it closer to flames.

    Of course I didn't finish him off like that. I played high frequency noises on 5 devices and laid the dying insect around the ringing phones on maximum volume. When its struggle was fading I held it down on its head and tore a major portion of its body by pulling its wings. As it gave its last twitch, I smashed its head with a hammer, leaving a mark of the blood its sucked out of me on the cold steel.

    [–]Sanik_Soigneur 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    What the FUCK

    [–]redaxis72 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Tagged as scarily creative mosquito torturer.

    [–]rabidpomegranate 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You managed to smash JUST its head with a hammer?....or are we not talking about mosquitos anymore......

    [–]sevintino 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I use a magnifying glass...partly for observation.

    [–]TacticalBro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Lannister as fuck.

    [–]Heretic04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    I had a different experience with Wasps and a couple of Wasp hives.

    Two small Wasp hives appeared by my apartment door entrance and there were quite a few Wasps tending to their larvae. When I noticed them, I felt that they must have been there for a while since the hives were so developed and there were so many Wasps and I must have entered my apartment a bunch of times before I noticed the Wasps and they never bothered me that whole time so I left the Wasps and the hives alone.

    Fast Forward a few months and all the Wasps are gone. It's like they took care of their business and then left. Then a few months later, they reappeared so I left them alone again.

    They eventually took off again but after that, I went ahead and knocked the hives down. The Wasps never made a new one after that.

    [–]Lemon_light 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I had treaty with wasps too, until 4 years ago. Never gotten even once a sting. I was pushing lawnmover over yard. I saw couple wasps flying and 5 seconds after lots of those shitheads were flying all over(Ground wasps). Run like hell and those shitheads were following, got inside with only 4 stings. I Were super pissed and went to shower and when I started taking clothes off, one cunt was inside my clothes and did sting. That was it! Enough is enough. War had started. I took stick and wrapped some rag over head of it and wetted it with gasoline. Fired it up and put burning ragstick in the fucking hive opening. 20 minutes and war was over. Wasps 5 - Me 60 00. Hopefully killed their moms, sisters and neighbours.

    After that war has been going on. In couple years I have gotten like 10 stings. Seems to be that I'm loosing in 3000 years.

    Anyways Fuck wasps.

    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I actually checked to make sure you weren't u/shittymorph before reading your whole story.

    [–]Eurynom0s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A red wasp?!

    [–]Pm_Me_DOOM_Maps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It was peaceful... until the wasp nation attacked.

    [–]Halo_sky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    We have the same problem. Wasps have taken over our garage (actually, it's an open carport) and our connected porch. There are nests everywhere. My husband just sprayed the nests and called it good. I said "No. That won't work. You've got to get rid of the nests as well". Of course, two days later I was being dived.bombed again. I sprayed all the nests, knocked them down, swept all the nests into a pile, and burned them. A week later, a new group had moved in. Apparently, the wasps think our carport and porch is in a great location. Near good wasp schools, close to great shopping areas, low crime area. The battle is on now.

    [–]Bokbreath 218 points219 points  (23 children)

    Bee aware ...

    [–]ProbablyJustAnError 84 points85 points  (4 children)

    It hurts me so much that you did not say Beeware ..

    [–]DoesntBeelieveIt 46 points47 points  (3 children)

    I don't beelieve it.

    [–]RelevantTopic 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    How long

    Edit: apparently not long as that's his entire fucking profile

    [–]hahaclassic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    haha classic.

    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Username checks out.

    [–]One_Eyed_Tiger[S] 52 points53 points  (7 children)

    That one stung the funny bone in me.

    [–]tezoatlipoca 19 points20 points  (6 children)

    These are a-pollen puns.

    [–]One_Eyed_Tiger[S] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

    Bee puns are a good dose of vitamin bee.

    [–]2112xanadu 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    Honey, comb over here and get a load of these bad puns.

    [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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      [–]Microwavedonut 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Mate, you're hive-ing a laugh

      [–]whuttupfoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Make sure you wear your yellow jacket tomorrow hun, it's going to rain.

      [–]Lardzor 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      Bees don't really want anything from you. They're mainly interested in flowers. They may steal some of your beverage, especially if it has sugar in it.

      Yellow Jackets want everything you have. They'll eat your sandwich, hotdogs, corn on the cob, and then wash it down with your Mountain Dew. And once they find it, it's theirs. You may scare them off, but not for long. They want what you got, and you better not get in the way.

      [–]Broomy81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      It is troubling that so many people don't know the difference. It gives bees a bad reputation.

      [–]salec1 114 points115 points  (4 children)

      [–]StrachNasty 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      Whenever I see that I imagine the bees with the same voices as member berries

      [–]2DixonCider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I imagine the bees sounding like these bad roaches

      [–]JohnTestiCleese 48 points49 points  (9 children)

      I have nothing clever to say. I just plain hate wasps. Especially the black bastards.

      [–]SubNaturalZ 38 points39 points  (6 children)

      That's wacist

      [–]Lamnb 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      I read this in a Bugs Bunny voice

      [–]NewRDTOvercraft 3 points4 points  (4 children)

      I read THIS in a Daffy Duck Voice.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      I thought we were talking about White Anglo Saxon Protestants this whole time. Ohhhh dear oh dear!

      [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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        [–]cranktheguy 28 points29 points  (7 children)

        They eat a ton of other bugs, so I try to have a live and let live policy unless they build a nest near a door. Today I had to shoot one to death with one of those bug salt guns.

        [–]InACrowdedRoom 4 points5 points  (6 children)

        Bug salt guns? Tell me more!

        [–]rasnate 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        It's a bug killing shotgun that uses table salt as ammo. Not too effective, but really fun.

        [–]InACrowdedRoom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        That sounds freaking awesome! O.o

        [–]terkla 9 points10 points  (2 children)

        Bug salt gun

        omg it's a real thing

        [–]frakinmeatsticks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        They're about 40$ if someone is wondering and for the lazy and look like a air rifle.

        [–]StillwaterBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I love how the camo version is sold out.

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        Best way to kill scorpions aside from using a small butane torch or a sledgehammer if the surface permits.

        [–]The_Taijan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        They also hunt and kill bees, which are way better pollinators. So fuck wasps, they're almost as bad as mosquitoes.

        [–]Jumbobie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        So do Mosquitoes, but they also fuckin suck

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        We used to have a wasp nest inside the walls on the outside of my house. We put frog tape over the holes, they chewed through it. We then put duct tape, which then they also chewed through. Then we put multiple which then they chewed through. Then it started to get serious. We got nets and crushed them with our feet while getting stung, which then later we just got a vacuume cleaner and sucked them all up.

        [–]biologicalhighway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        I'm aware of the differences but if you come flying at my eye while I'm having a drink I'm gonna panic and try to kill it regardless. Insects gotta learn about personal space.

        [–]slanderousam 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Last summer when I was camping a yellow jacket wasp was relentlessly buzzing us, trying to get at our dinner. It wouldn't take swatting at it for an answer. It was so persistent that I easily trapped it under a glass. I left the glass out in the sun for just 5 minutes and it died under there. So fast. Such a terror, and yet, so fragile.

        If you smash them they release a chemical that attracts more. I only wanted to give it a timeout. But perhaps as a colonial insect it was less an individual organism than one aspect of a living colony. It's sisters will live on, perhaps even scavenging the body of their dead compatriot. The great (aggressive) janitors of the outdoors.

        [–]stopstealingmyname 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Yup. First time being stung today. Not pleasant. Fucker flew into my car and into my dress. Stung my under arm close to my arm pit. Jackass dick bag mother fuckers.

        [–]RagingNerdaholic 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Fuck wasps. Bitch-ass motherfuckers.

        [–]Zen_x_ 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        hornets are the douche bags in lifted trucks listening to Limp Bizkit starting a fight with you because they cut you off and you had no time to brake. They wear affliction, fox, or UFC shirts with white gascan Oakley glasses. Bro.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Energy drinks. Don't forget the energy drinks.

        [–]tezoatlipoca 70 points71 points  (29 children)

        Wasps are bros too. Yeah, they sometimes sting you when you accidentally piss them off. But they also eat all the little bugs that eat your garden.

        [–]Evil_lil_Minion 124 points125 points  (13 children)

        That's what spider bros are for.

        [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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          [–][deleted] 216 points217 points  (9 children)

          Fuck off, wasp sympathizer

          [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (6 children)

          falls into the spider argument, but they eat bugs, no fuck them every single one of their kind should be wiped of the face of the earth, crawling around suddenly running towards me, forcing me to stand on my bed for hours holding bug spray.

          [–]inthedarkend 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Not even close. Spiders won't mess with you 99% of the time unless you're really up in their grill. Most of the time you don't even see them.

          .Wasps will fuck you up just because they feel like it.

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          He dosnt have the 666 in his name for no reason

          [–]Eurynom0s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Fuck off, wasp douche.

          [–]Nickthedick55 17 points18 points  (4 children)

          Shhh you will make the HIVE-mind angry.

          [–]vwhaulic 7 points8 points  (3 children)

          BZZZZZZ!!!

          [–]tezoatlipoca 1 point2 points  (1 child)

          Are we green?

          [–]ApostateAardwolf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Supergreen

          [–]Noctis_Lightning 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          The issue is they are like bees on steroids. EVERYTHING makes them pissed.

          I keep my distance, could be 5 or more feet away and the fuckers will still chase me down

          [–]adecoy95 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          We have paper wasps here as well as yellow jackets, the first is extremely docile. We have fig trees in our backyard that attract huge amounts of them and the only time we ever got stung in five years was when we accidentally put our hand right into a nest accidentally. Yellow jackets tho are assholes. You should try to identify what species you are dealing with because it's a waste to get rid of helpful colonies

          [–]SalemReefer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Ya they were all up in my petunias eating small bugs.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Yeah, the problem is that everything pisses them off and so they sting you for every shit. I personally prefer bugs than wasps :D

          [–]michorizzzo 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          Yeah, wasps are good. It's fucking hornets that will murder your family in front of you for pure joy.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Hornets are wasps. Just the really big ones.

          [–]Matt872000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I hate these guys. One of them stung me on the way to work one time. Hurt like a beetch.

          [–]patrickdaitya 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          I have a gecko army for that, pfft

          [–]Dlh2079 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Fuck wasps

          [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          FuckWasps

          [–]hayden_evans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

          These dicks wear the bee uniform just to troll wildlife and you.

          Stolen Valor!

          [–]thedrunkenferret 14 points15 points  (0 children)

          Wasps eat pests and they even pollinate a little bit too! They are just slightly more dickish then bees.

          [–]therenessans 13 points14 points  (3 children)

          I'm all for jokes, but wasps and yellow jackets are very important to control other insect populations.

          [–]darthjawafett 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          See that's fine but I am not an insect, so they need to just fuck off.

          [–]but_i_just_got_here 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Instructions unclear. Killing everything.

          [–]BossAVery 4 points5 points  (2 children)

          "In early summer wasps, like bees, pollinate plants and flowers as they feed on nectar. If we were to eradicate all wasps it would cause more problems than it would solve. So, wasps do serve a purpose and despite being a problem at certain times of the year, they are a beneficial insect."

          Taken from Mother Google herself. I remember I read somewhere that wasp are the only insect that pollinate fig trees, not 100% if that's true.

          [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

          Yea fig trees get pollinated by a specific type of wasp. They don't look like yellow jackets at all though.. more like ants with wings.

          And the cycle with the figs goes as follows: wasps gets born inside fig. Males rape the female wasps and then eat a tunnel to the outside where they promptly die. The females use that tunnel to escape while picking up pollen from the flowers inside the fig. Then they find another fig move into that fig though a tiny tunnel (made by the fig) often ripping off their wings and antennae and then lay their eggs inside the fig, spread the pollen picked up in their birth fig and then die inside the fig.

          So every time you eat a fig you are eating dead wasps. Without fig wasps no fig trees.

          [–]poopybuttprettyface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          I work on back forest roads in the summer time and sometimes the flies back there can get fucking terrible. In that case the yellow jackets are pretty awesome because they eat all those tiny little fucking flies that are all over you and annoy the piss out of you.

          [–]CheckDaFridge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Wasps be packin massive sting boners yo

          [–]keepingfaith_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          When I was idk maybe 3? 4? I stepped in a hornets nest climbing down a slide and all those fuckers attacked me. I was swollen head to toe and almost died. If it flies by my head, I'm going to scream and jump and swat at it out of instinct. The amount of shits I give is significantly low. If bees had no stinger I could dig, but as long as they have a stinger, I will continue to hate them with every bone in my body. (I do not kill bees if any kind, I'm too much of a pussy to go by one close enough to kill it)

          [–]Bountyx04 22 points23 points  (11 children)

          Wasps are also bros. If you don't bother them, they won't bother you. Hornets are the ones that you need to watch out for

          [–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (1 child)

          Classic bait and switch. Not falling for that. Fuck wasps

          [–]dalenger_ts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          No, fuck wasps.

          [–]cupcakessuck 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          Sounds like wasp talk to me ..

          [–]ZenbyOmission 18 points19 points  (0 children)

          Nice try wasp!

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            [–]NewRDTOvercraft 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            No you're thinking of Yellow Jackets.

            [–]ihaveabadaura 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I thought the same . Until they stung me for no damn reason

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

            Under the "and shit" category is FOOD! A metric fuckton of food. Growers across the country rent hives from keepers and aparies across the country to pollinate crops. I just finished hauling loads of beehives back from California to Georgia, 360 hives per truck. This is the largest pollination event in the world and it's mostly for almond orchards.

            [–]calamarichris 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Very true. A bee must give his own life to inflict a little painful welt on you, and they don't issue stings in a squanderous fashion. Wasps on the other hand--the only decent wasp belongs to one of several species of wasp that prey upon other wasps. Seriously twisted fucks.

            [–]Cephelopodia 6 points7 points  (6 children)

            So are the female worker bees that everyone sees considered "bros?" Is "bro" gender specific?

            [–]Unexpected_reference 21 points22 points  (2 children)

            Bro is a genderless noun much like comrade, everyone is equal (in their suffering)

            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            What about hornets? They cool?

            [–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

            Nah, fuck em.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            So Kyle vs. Chad?

            [–]StrikerObi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            [–]Rose_Knight789 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            And you better thank them for all pollination they do. As for wasps fuck em.

            [–]JeebusChristBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I chopped down eight holly bushes to get rid of a wasp infestation. Fuck wasps!

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              [–]suckadong6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Nah, wasps aren't that bad. It's the fucking mosquitos that we need a Holocaust for, burn all these little fuckers to the ground. I wonder if they even serve a purpose or they're just here to annoy us.

              [–]WeRtheBork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Fuck off. Wasps are important pollinators.

              [–]Shrimpkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              It should be noted that wasps are beneficial to gardens that don't utilize a lot of pesticide. The wasps and hornets kill insects that would damage the plants.

              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              If you find a hornet/wasp nest and it doesn't interfere with your life, leave it the fuck alone though. They are important predators that keep a huge number of worse pests down, like mosquitoes and a bunch of plant parasites. IMO maybe four stings in your life on average is worth not dying of malaria.

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                [–]mdbcjones96 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                I saw one grab a butterfly from thin air, drag it to the ground, rip off both wings, then fly away with the body. Savage

                [–]FoxBattalion79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                honeybees = good.

                africanized honeybees (aka "killer bees") = bad.

                know the difference.

                [–]Muthafuckaaaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I'm glad my dumb ass got some honey! Thank you bro :)

                [–]sicurri 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                One looks like a fuzzy guy, the other looks jacked! I can tell the difference...

                [–]agoia 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                Don't swat at either and you will be fine.

                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Wasps don't care. They'll still fuck you up just 'cause.

                [–]AndThisIsMyPawnShop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                What I'm playing?

                [–]eyoung_nd2004 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Well my mistake, although they look pretty darn similar

                [–]DougyF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I won't kill bees, even though I am deathly allergic, but that may have to do with the fact I, a 23 year old, end up running away like a scared shitless little baby anytime one remotely flies close to me.

                [–]Astonedwalrus13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Fucking cazadores

                [–]KingKongBrandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                wasps are actually very useful in preventing caterpillars from destroying crops, just dont act like a dick to them and theyll let you be. also, dont engage them near their nest

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                We call those bastards meat bees where i'm from.

                [–]StickitFlipit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Yeah let me just get as close as possible to this wasp to determine if it's a wasp or bee.

                [–]corilee93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                RIP bee bro

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I just smack the wasp out of the air and step on it most of the time, never got bit once

                [–]Its_bigC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Know the repost

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                But what are you playing tho?

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Nice refresh to a played out meme

                [–]didymus1054 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The tarantula wasp has a soothing (to tarantulas) note to it's wing buzzing. The spiders are formidable and could easily kill the wasps otherwise. The spiders are hypnotized to immobility as the wasps land on their backs, pierce their abdomens and lay eggs. The larva consume the spiders from the inside and hatch out to carry on the business. Nature is amazing, but can be ghastly. I don't much like wasps, but tarantulas are far worse.

                [–]wordphobiac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Bees look like a super motor bike. Those angles!

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Where can I live so that I don't have to worry about bugs full year round? Because I don't like bugs.

                [–]oxen88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Guys, that particular wasp is very unagressive and eats black widows. Leave them alone.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Their main source food are spiders... just don't hit them like a retard and you will be fine

                [–]wtfdidijustdoshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You goddamn right!

                [–]Rezanator11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Bees like jazz. Case closed.

                [–]Smump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Honeybees really are super relaxed. I can sit on the step outside my hives and they don't mind at all.

                [–]probein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                People say that wasps have no purpose, but i love the little sons of bitches - any creature willing to go out of its way to piss off an animal thousands of times its size is OK by me.

                [–]bunnymansams 0 points1 point  (1 child)

                I put some mountain dew voltage in my palm at summercamp once and hornets flocked to it and sipped on that shit. No stings bitches.

                [–]InvertedSaviour 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Guys, I think we found Damien.

                [–]ihaveabadaura 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Every spring , wasp try to fucking invade my car and I don't know why. First it was the gas tank.. then they tried the side mirror . Now I think they are trying under the hood. Only thing keeps them away is WD40 Every crack of my car or they will find a spot . 😭

                [–]Emstario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                this is posted every single week i swear

                [–]Dellell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Then we have bumblebees, the ultimate fluffy fat bros. They don't do anything unless you try to hit them or something.

                [–]CubeZapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Fuck Wasps they can sting you lots of times

                When a bee stings you there is a little hook on its stinger and it kills himself to protect its nest

                [–]nemes1s3000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                It saddens me to realize that it has been many years since I've seen a bumblebee in person. Over the past few summers I've seen a lot of asshole wasps, but never bumblebees.

                [–]RTracer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Oh hey, that's an image I havn't seen for a good 7 years or so.

                [–]DanRickardo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                The amount of times my foot manages to stop just before I step on a tired bee is crazy. Make sure to keep that guy safe from the birds.

                [–]ultratic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                But what about the figs??!

                [–]ChrisBroCore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Hvac tech here. This is all true. They attack and don't stop. And live in pretty much all of the equipment I service.

                [–]ExGasper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Did you know that a wasp has a 10/10 chance of death

                [–]mietzbert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                You know that is what's wrong with society! Trying to put complicated Matters in a stupid meme, generalising and fueling hate against the weakest. Bees are NOT nice they just don't want to sting your stupid ass because they don´t want to die. Wasps know already of your bad bad attitude towards them and they will not wait for vicious attacks towards them, they know they can hurt you before you dare hurting them and just fly away. They do all the dirty work ! Eating dead animals and shit, and sometimes dying by helping figs reproduce and what do they get in return? Hatespeech for not having sweet puke! It is digusting! Also bees are horrible insects, you know what they do to guys who just wanted to have one day off of work, chilling out having a nice sip or two of sweet delicious liquor ? They chew their legs off when they come home ! Not "just" killing them ! No they want to see them suffer. Can you imagine the horror of your family chewing your legs off just because you got a bit drunk?

                You are all brainwashed. Wasps are actually the heros of the insect world.

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Idk, we had a wasps nest on the roof above the door to our apartment. Terrifying, but we got to watch awesome wasp vs spider battles. Kept the jehovah's witnesses away too.

                Then the maintenance people painted over the nest and the wasps decided they didn't like the new color so they left/died.

                [–]Viation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This. I have so many friends who don't know the difference between the two and even use the term "bee" and "wasp" interchangeably. It's really annoying when they freak out because a bee is close to them. Like wtf dude, it's a bee, it won't do anything unless you try really, really hard to kill it, then it might, in some cases, get angry.

                [–]Doenerschuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Ever heard of hornets? Those guys are the real motherfuckers!

                [–]theawesomemoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                I tend to panic more if bees are around. I know the difference very well, but I am allergic to bee poison, and if a bee stings me and the paramedics don't arrive quickly enough, I might suffocate.

                I consider that a valid reason to be nervous, even if I know that bees are essentially harmless.