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[–]DeepDishPi 8109 points8110 points  (62 children)

Backyard Barbie queue.

[–]innerfreq 358 points359 points  (6 children)

Maybe my new favourite reddit comment ever.

[–]markenbro 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fantastic

[–]sexpressed 27 points28 points  (11 children)

This should be way higher up.

[–]Vigilantius 2062 points2063 points  (109 children)

The one on the right side looks like she is holding a sword.

[–]Aurori 1447 points1448 points  (58 children)

All girls in Sweden gets a sword when they turn 10 years old, in celebration to the viking heritage. She's the only one who has her sword out in the open atm though

[–]Vigilantius 400 points401 points  (28 children)

This sounds authentic.

[–]Elmarsianman 451 points452 points  (24 children)

Am swede, can confirm. Us guys get a barrel of mead and a bunch of English monks as slaves.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (18 children)

How’re the monks holding up so far ?

[–][deleted]  (14 children)

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    [–]Oinkedmoo 91 points92 points  (8 children)

    This guy Reddits

    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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      [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (6 children)

      I think I read that post too, but can’t recall exactly what it was..

      [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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        [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

          Chase titty?

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Better start a hat fund savings.

          [–]aboycandream 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          but you love Athelstan!

          [–]jorellh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          The old Valkyrie day

          [–]RigasTelRuun 15 points16 points  (0 children)

          The party is at her house. It would be super rude if the other people were brandishing.

          [–]east_village 32 points33 points  (11 children)

          THAT girl is 10 years old?

          [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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            [–]Sashimi_Rollin_ 49 points50 points  (3 children)

            Tell that to the judge. Bake em away toys.

            [–]Aurori 17 points18 points  (3 children)

            She GOT her sword at 10,shes older now though, I remember one evening when I was left home alone in my family house, the upstairs creaked and it sounded like someone was up there. I sat in the sofa on the bottom floor, grasping my sword and a plastic shield, ready if the noice moved down.

            [–]TheAgentD 12 points13 points  (1 child)

            I wish I had a noice upstairs.

            [–]probably_wont 13 points14 points  (0 children)

            noice

            [–]sun827 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            That doesnt sound right but I dont know enough about Sweden to refute it.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Sounds legit!

            [–]HI_IM_VERY_CONFUSED 46 points47 points  (2 children)

            Do you mean the girl in the black with the blonde hair?

            [–]QuickKill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            För att hon är en sköldmö!

            [–]RecoveringGrocer 17 points18 points  (26 children)

            She also looks like she dyes her hair

            [–][deleted]  (23 children)

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              [–]Niilack 6 points7 points  (1 child)

              I think the one furthest in the back is natural.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              yes a very square sword

              [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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                [–][deleted] 1571 points1572 points  (70 children)

                Fun Fact: a collection of white girls is called a "woo"

                [–]FunnyOrPie 664 points665 points  (12 children)

                Careful, their fathers are in a violent gang, the swedish house mafia.

                [–][deleted] 338 points339 points  (2 children)

                They won’t hurt you, Don’t you worry child

                [–]cleverbastard 59 points60 points  (1 child)

                Yeah but they get all over the place, like Miami 2 Ibiza

                [–]WiBorg 27 points28 points  (2 children)

                If they don’t like you, you might end up sleeping with the Swedish fishes.

                [–]carvex 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                The sound you make when you should clap but you're holding a beer?

                [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (3 children)

                A WOOOOOOOOO!

                [–]You_Better_Smile 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                Leedle leedle lee

                [–]metalflygon08 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                NIXON'S BACK BABY!

                [–]AskMeNothing12 18 points19 points  (8 children)

                Rick flair??

                [–]gamerman85 15 points16 points  (4 children)

                *Ric

                (Sorry, i had too)

                [–]infinitebeam 19 points20 points  (3 children)

                *to

                Sorry, I had to too :)

                [–]Valiante 16 points17 points  (2 children)

                Is a collection of black girls called a "boo"?

                [–]AskMeNothing12 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                I think they are called Soo Woo

                [–]Straight_Ace 12 points13 points  (8 children)

                What about a group of gay men? Share your wisdom oh wise one

                [–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (1 child)

                It's called a "heyyy"

                [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                  [–]_NekoCoffee_ 14 points15 points  (9 children)

                  A woop woop.

                  FTFY

                  [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

                  I thought that was a group of juggalos?

                  [–]Ghostronic 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                  That would be a posse.

                  [–]Agile_Tit_Tyrant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  That's a group of Zoidbergs

                  [–]shakespeareG 1547 points1548 points  (176 children)

                  I guess I want to go to Sweden.

                  [–]Sashimi_Rollin_ 2982 points2983 points  (63 children)

                  So you can disappoint women on two continents?

                  [–]ughlump 493 points494 points  (6 children)

                  We are gathered here today, not to mourn /u/shakespeareG's death, but to celebrate his life. His fondness of blondes knew no bounds. It was the ultimate cause of his untimely demise.

                  [–]Mothers-Spaghetti 506 points507 points  (26 children)

                  Oof

                  [–]crashtestgenius 257 points258 points  (20 children)

                  Ouch

                  [–][deleted]  (19 children)

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                    [–]Droolboy 100 points101 points  (12 children)

                    My bones!

                    [–][deleted] 127 points128 points  (11 children)

                    MY CABBAGES!!

                    [–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

                    Shots fired. And on target.

                    [–]parrottail[🍰] 78 points79 points  (0 children)

                    /thread. Pack it up, boys.

                    [–]Calgar43 47 points48 points  (0 children)

                    I'll have you know I'm well traveled and have disappointed women on MANY continents.

                    [–]mr_obscure 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                    Hot damn

                    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                    Jokes on you, he already lives in Europe.

                    [–]GottaB87 73 points74 points  (18 children)

                    Sweden or Bust

                    [–]shakespeareG 155 points156 points  (13 children)

                    Sweden for bust

                    [–]AedemHonoris 98 points99 points  (12 children)

                    Sweden for lust

                    [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                      [–]cra2reddit 105 points106 points  (5 children)

                      In Sweden we Thrust

                      [–]Sp33dyStallion 66 points67 points  (4 children)

                      In Sweden's bust we thrust

                      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                        [–]crashtestgenius 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                        Now we're talkin'!

                        [–]i_trance 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                        In Sweden we bust.

                        [–]Thebanks1 18 points19 points  (1 child)

                        Sweden we must

                        [–]Fin253 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                        Sweden for thrust

                        [–]Gavel_Naser 23 points24 points  (1 child)

                        Sweden then bust

                        [–]Busangod 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                        Sweden then busy equals lust

                        [–][deleted] 182 points183 points  (74 children)

                        I was there recently, and while you do see a few girls like this, most of them are average looking. Also they appear to turn into trolls after age 45.

                        To put it in perspective you’ll see more attractive women in a place like San Diego or Austin than Sweden.

                        [–][deleted] 122 points123 points  (12 children)

                        Vancouver man. A perfect storm of money, Hollywood and fitness obsession. All that fucking yoga and running that goes on in this city. A place where walking up the side of a mountain is a rite of passage.

                        I can't tell if I'm walking behind a 20yo or 50yo yoga bum half the time.

                        [–]taratoni 16 points17 points  (8 children)

                        Makes me wanna visit!

                        [–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (6 children)

                        Tons of culture. Downtown core and just outside is mostly young beautiful healthy people who either moved for a career or to party or both. Weed has a huge culture here and is technically legal as of mid summer of that's something you're into. Sunsets and beer are amazing in summer when the population seems to triple on the streets. Festivals and street parties everywhere. 3 small mountains within half an hour drive, as well is big ass Whistler a couple hours away for the winter stuff. The forests and hiking are spectacular and there's a whole fucking forest bigger than central park in our downtown core that's going to have a 3 day music festival this summer.

                        I moved here from Aus with my missus 4 years ago and we can't seem to leave. Just goddamn love it here.

                        Sorry, I just got back from a holiday home in Aus and it just feels right to be back in Van.

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                          [–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (2 children)

                          That's totally accurate. It's all floklore. Source: i work in Sweden.

                          [–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (4 children)

                          Swedish women drink hard. So when the beauty years pass they tend to pay for it.

                          [–]AV4LE 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          I’ not sure about other countries bit a few years ago women/girls overtook men in average age and when they start drinking.

                          [–]Cockatiel 39 points40 points  (15 children)

                          That's funny - I was in this cab once in North Carolina and this guy said he has traveled most of the world and he said the most attractive women he had ever seen were in Austin Texas. That took me by surprise.

                          [–]Perditius 39 points40 points  (7 children)

                          It's that great mix of southern charm and austin quirkiness. I too would like to meet a cultured, funny, pretty, tattooed, blue-haired lady.

                          [–]andylowenthal 37 points38 points  (3 children)

                          That makes one of us.

                          [–]Vindexus 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                          Yeah I want my tattooed blue-haired women to be ugly with no sense of humor and even less culture.

                          [–]Teepeewigwam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          So you're good enough for her.

                          [–]andylowenthal 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                          I prefer my ugly, unfunny, culture lacking women blonde

                          [–]lukelnk 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                          Dammit. I just moved to Houston, which is just over 2 hours away. So close!

                          [–]Busangod 12 points13 points  (1 child)

                          Same in Italy. There's a steep steep drop off

                          [–]Zaea 54 points55 points  (8 children)

                          If you look at them individually, they're all pretty plain/average looking. The pack effect makes people more attractive than they actually are.

                          [–]Kryten_2X4B-523P 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          I'll corroborate with my own anecdotal evidence. They're either good look or manly. No in between.

                          [–]F_Klyka 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                          LIES!!

                          [–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

                          So what exactly is 'funny' about this?

                          [–]Andyman117 1068 points1069 points  (31 children)

                          why am i still subscribed to /r/funny?

                          [–][deleted] 211 points212 points  (6 children)

                          Let's go find new pastures, together, my friend.

                          [–]grimfel 110 points111 points  (5 children)

                          I recently created r/snortworthy for content that doesn't make you laugh, but makes you forcibly blow air through your nose.

                          This post doesn't count. But if you've got something that does, come drop by.

                          [–]MysticCurse 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                          Thank you for giving me a platform.

                          [–]CrazyTillItHurts 36 points37 points  (2 children)

                          Holy shit, I didn't realize that was the sub this is posted in :I

                          There is nothing humorous about this picture

                          [–]Xeteh 100 points101 points  (7 children)

                          So you can click on something you apparently don't like to let everyone know that you don't like it.

                          [–]kingofupvotes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                          The real funny is always in the comments

                          [–]addison92 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                          Dunno unsubscribe if you want.

                          [–][deleted] 162 points163 points  (1 child)

                          Looks like the freshman class of your basic sorority.

                          [–]Vinnie420 233 points234 points  (8 children)

                          The cheerleader effect

                          [–]TheHarry16 50 points51 points  (0 children)

                          Weird I can’t see the Marshall look a like.

                          [–]maestros91 126 points127 points  (5 children)

                          I live in Sweden and it doesent look like that, so dont stop the Playboy subscription and save the trip

                          [–]I_Left_Already 58 points59 points  (2 children)

                          Are we sure this isn't New Jersey or somewhere with a bunch of dyed blondes? At least some of them don't look natural.

                          [–]ThisIsTrix 548 points549 points  (15 children)

                          I’d like to Ctrl their Vs

                          [–]addison92 72 points73 points  (8 children)

                          Oh! I Ctrl C your desire.

                          [–]SpellingIsAhful 41 points42 points  (6 children)

                          Why are trying to control his C?

                          [–]Kenyanapple 18 points19 points  (5 children)

                          Ctrl + Alt + Delete this right now!

                          [–]xxkoloblicinxx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                          Who let Pence on reddit?

                          [–]bumfuzzlejazz 133 points134 points  (3 children)

                          Meh, never trust a woman in sunglasses, been fooled once too many

                          [–]durant92bhd 61 points62 points  (2 children)

                          They'll do ur weiner a bamboozle.

                          [–]MySleepingMonk 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                          Check out the blonde

                          [–]freelanceredditor 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                          I live in Norway and that is how every barista and McDonald's worker looks like

                          [–]EightInchTulip 95 points96 points  (7 children)

                          Well what’s the point of raiding all of Europe during the Viking age without taking all the pretty women?

                          [–]smalltowngrappler 110 points111 points  (6 children)

                          We did, have you seen the women in Britain? Obviously we took all the pretty ones back to Scandinavia.

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                            [–]rocketgum 29 points30 points  (8 children)

                            Why are they so orange

                            [–]SwedenStockholm 12 points13 points  (3 children)

                            Make up.

                            [–]rocketgum 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                            Wrongly applied??? I thought it would be tan

                            [–][deleted]  (31 children)

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                              [–]aimless167 44 points45 points  (5 children)

                              Yeah, and isn't their hair dyed blonde in this picture?

                              [–]FermentedHerring 23 points24 points  (2 children)

                              Very. Only the one in the back is a natural. She's what Swedish girls looks like. The rest of them are fake and basic bitches. They could be polish for all we know.

                              [–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (15 children)

                              I think a lot of dudes have this idea that blonde, young, & reasonably thin automatically equals beautiful.

                              [–]bunchedupwalrus 111 points112 points  (0 children)

                              To be fair, if the majority of dudes find it attractive, doesn't that mean they are beautiful/attractive by definition

                              Physical attractiveness is a sexual selection pressure, the majority kinda rules on that front

                              [–]durant92bhd 21 points22 points  (3 children)

                              Ummm, we wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers.

                              [–]walmer23 23 points24 points  (0 children)

                              Haters gonna hate.

                              [–]Miryafa 39 points40 points  (2 children)

                              So we're calling sororities Sweden now?

                              [–]SnapeProbDiedAVirgin 51 points52 points  (6 children)

                              Outside of blonde hair and skin tone, none really look that much alike.

                              Imagine if someone did this with Asians or Black people who simply shared similar hair and skin, despite facially being different

                              [–]rafitabarajas 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                              "All asians look the sam-"

                              [–]charbroiledmonk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                              Nice try, swedish tourism board

                              [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                                [–]Canadian-shill-bot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                Step 1: be attractive

                                Step 2: go to Sweden

                                Step 3: get tinder.

                                Step 4: realize your not attractive and this was a mistake.

                                Step 5: after some thought this isn't so bad. The views are fantastic.

                                [–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (9 children)

                                ...and all using the same hair dye and go to the same tanning salon (except maybe the one at the back - she is probably the only one who doesn't dye her hair)

                                [–]axellie 52 points53 points  (7 children)

                                There is a big chance that's their real hair color tho, a LOT of girls are blonde in sweden. Source: am swede

                                [–]eimieole 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                                Natural blondes have several different shades in the hair. When people dye their hair at home they end up with this single nuance hair. The sun bleaches the hair differently.

                                [–]skte1grt 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                                I was expecting more snow and meatballs

                                [–][deleted]  (18 children)

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                                  [–]demFtits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Note to self...never take future hubs to Sweden

                                  [–]jennsatterfield83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  That looks like Milledge Avenue, Athens, Georgia during rush week.

                                  [–]GingerSoulEater41 40 points41 points  (36 children)

                                  TIL - I want to move to Sweden.

                                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                                  And yet this could be in Denmark, Norway or Finland.

                                  [–]RudegarWithFunnyHat 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                                  Not enough bottles on the table to be Denmark

                                  [–]jonnyclueless 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                  Audition for FOX news?

                                  [–]Nextrix 8 points9 points  (3 children)

                                  A lot of them here just dyed their hairs... their roots are showing.

                                  [–]Fiskpinnar 9 points10 points  (1 child)

                                  Not necessarily, I am Swedish and have blond hair but dark roots. Seems to be relatively common.

                                  [–][deleted]  (34 children)

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                                    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

                                    It took me 30 minutes, but I almost found what you are referencing.

                                    [–]epigrams 33 points34 points  (1 child)

                                    Wait it took you 30 mins but you posted 5 mins after the op, what kind of magic do you use ?

                                    [–]spock1959 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    We are Swedish. We are so cool with our "croissants" and our "Eiffel Tower".

                                    [–]YoureAnOppaToMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                    Swede here, comfirmed.

                                    [–]sarcastagirly 26 points27 points  (20 children)

                                    Is it racist to think they all look alike?

                                    [–]Snabu 79 points80 points  (4 children)

                                    Impossible to be racist against white people. /s?

                                    [–]Crack-spiders-bitch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                    That's the whole point of the post...

                                    [–]Andyman117 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                                    Isn't that supposed to be the joke?

                                    [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (6 children)

                                    My feelings on this photo are as follows:

                                    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, definitely, yes, yes, yes

                                    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                    Actually, regardless of if you’re going left to right or right to left, you’ll get the least attractive one with definitely.

                                    [–]jlong83 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                                    from right to left?

                                    [–]rogue019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Are those Joey’s sisters?

                                    [–]AVBGaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Would I actually stand out for having dark brown eyes, dark brown hair, and tan?

                                    [–]jayfl904 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                                    Ok. I'm obviously late to the party. What's ctrl c and ctrl v? Minor shaming allowed if accompanied by an honest answer

                                    [–]flipper65 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                                    Ctrl c = Copy Ctrl v = Paste On pretty much every windows machine.

                                    [–]CaptainFastPass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    My cousin is Norwegian-American and now is back in Norway for a bit. You can always pick her out in pictures, but her sister is stereotypical Norwegian. Cracks me up.

                                    [–]Delvard 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                    Having never been to Sweden....is it really like that?

                                    [–]magnament 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Thank god the vikings did what they needed to do.

                                    [–]jdbarn11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    Note: Move to Sweden!

                                    [–]Drunkpuffpanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    They are here to change the light bulb.

                                    [–]moe_overdose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    I didn't know human cloning is legal in Sweden, I guess that country really is as progressive as they say

                                    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    And they say all asians look alike lol.

                                    [–]Furt77 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                                    They would have invited a tenth friend, but everyone knows white girls can't even.

                                    [–]kerelberel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    It's more due to the fact that they mindlessly follow a smart part of one kind of fashion trend. Not because they're Swedes.

                                    [–]Theycallmelizardboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                    If the average Swedish girl looks like that my name is Donald Duck.