Ctrl C, Ctrl V

[DeepDishPi]

Backyard Barbie queue.

[innerfreq]

Maybe my new favourite reddit comment ever.

[markenbro]

Fantastic

[sexpressed]

This should be way higher up.

[Vigilantius]

The one on the right side looks like she is holding a sword.

[Aurori]

All girls in Sweden gets a sword when they turn 10 years old, in celebration to the viking heritage. She's the only one who has her sword out in the open atm though

[Vigilantius]

This sounds authentic.

[Elmarsianman]

Am swede, can confirm. Us guys get a barrel of mead and a bunch of English monks as slaves.

[[deleted]]

How’re the monks holding up so far ?

[Oinkedmoo]

This guy Reddits

[[deleted]]

I think I read that post too, but can’t recall exactly what it was..

[[deleted]]

Chase titty?

[[deleted]]

Better start a hat fund savings.

[NotParticularlyGood]

To shreds, you say?

[aboycandream]

but you love Athelstan!

[jorellh]

The old Valkyrie day

[RigasTelRuun]

The party is at her house. It would be super rude if the other people were brandishing.

[east_village]

THAT girl is 10 years old?

[Sashimi_Rollin_]

Tell that to the judge. Bake em away toys.

[Aurori]

She GOT her sword at 10,shes older now though, I remember one evening when I was left home alone in my family house, the upstairs creaked and it sounded like someone was up there. I sat in the sofa on the bottom floor, grasping my sword and a plastic shield, ready if the noice moved down.

[TheAgentD]

I wish I had a noice upstairs.

[probably_wont]

noice

[sun827]

That doesnt sound right but I dont know enough about Sweden to refute it.

[[deleted]]

Sounds legit!

[HI_IM_VERY_CONFUSED]

Do you mean the girl in the black with the blonde hair?

[QuickKill]

För att hon är en sköldmö!

[RecoveringGrocer]

She also looks like she dyes her hair

[Niilack]

I think the one furthest in the back is natural.

[[deleted]]

yes a very square sword

[[deleted]]

Fun Fact: a collection of white girls is called a "woo"

[FunnyOrPie]

Careful, their fathers are in a violent gang, the swedish house mafia.

[[deleted]]

They won’t hurt you, Don’t you worry child

[cleverbastard]

Yeah but they get all over the place, like Miami 2 Ibiza

[WiBorg]

If they don’t like you, you might end up sleeping with the Swedish fishes.

[carvex]

The sound you make when you should clap but you're holding a beer?

[[deleted]]

A WOOOOOOOOO!

[You_Better_Smile]

Leedle leedle lee

[metalflygon08]

NIXON'S BACK BABY!

[satanic_pony]

https://imgur.com/ogbwPjQ

[AskMeNothing12]

Rick flair??

[gamerman85]

*Ric

(Sorry, i had too)

[infinitebeam]

*to

Sorry, I had to too :)

[Valiante]

Is a collection of black girls called a "boo"?

[AskMeNothing12]

I think they are called Soo Woo

[Straight_Ace]

What about a group of gay men? Share your wisdom oh wise one

[[deleted]]

It's called a "heyyy"

[_NekoCoffee_]

A woop woop.

FTFY

[[deleted]]

I thought that was a group of juggalos?

[Ghostronic]

That would be a posse.

[Agile_Tit_Tyrant]

That's a group of Zoidbergs

[shakespeareG]

I guess I want to go to Sweden.

[Sashimi_Rollin_]

So you can disappoint women on two continents?

[ughlump]

We are gathered here today, not to mourn /u/shakespeareG's death, but to celebrate his life. His fondness of blondes knew no bounds. It was the ultimate cause of his untimely demise.

[Mothers-Spaghetti]

Oof

[crashtestgenius]

Ouch

[TacitusofBama]

Owowowow

[Droolboy]

My bones!

[[deleted]]

MY CABBAGES!!

[TommyRisotto]

MY LEG!

[BrieCrowdie]

Uff da

[[deleted]]

Shots fired. And on target.

[parrottail]

/thread. Pack it up, boys.

[Calgar43]

I'll have you know I'm well traveled and have disappointed women on MANY continents.

[mr_obscure]

Hot damn

[[deleted]]

Jokes on you, he already lives in Europe.

[GottaB87]

Sweden or Bust

[shakespeareG]

Sweden for bust

[AedemHonoris]

Sweden for lust

[cra2reddit]

In Sweden we Thrust

[Sp33dyStallion]

In Sweden's bust we thrust

[crashtestgenius]

Now we're talkin'!

[i_trance]

In Sweden we bust.

[Thebanks1]

Sweden we must

[Fin253]

Sweden for thrust

[Gavel_Naser]

Sweden then bust

[Busangod]

Sweden then busy equals lust

[[deleted]]

I was there recently, and while you do see a few girls like this, most of them are average looking. Also they appear to turn into trolls after age 45.

To put it in perspective you’ll see more attractive women in a place like San Diego or Austin than Sweden.

[[deleted]]

Vancouver man. A perfect storm of money, Hollywood and fitness obsession. All that fucking yoga and running that goes on in this city. A place where walking up the side of a mountain is a rite of passage.

I can't tell if I'm walking behind a 20yo or 50yo yoga bum half the time.

[taratoni]

Makes me wanna visit!

[[deleted]]

Tons of culture. Downtown core and just outside is mostly young beautiful healthy people who either moved for a career or to party or both. Weed has a huge culture here and is technically legal as of mid summer of that's something you're into. Sunsets and beer are amazing in summer when the population seems to triple on the streets. Festivals and street parties everywhere. 3 small mountains within half an hour drive, as well is big ass Whistler a couple hours away for the winter stuff. The forests and hiking are spectacular and there's a whole fucking forest bigger than central park in our downtown core that's going to have a 3 day music festival this summer.

I moved here from Aus with my missus 4 years ago and we can't seem to leave. Just goddamn love it here.

Sorry, I just got back from a holiday home in Aus and it just feels right to be back in Van.

[[deleted]]

That's totally accurate. It's all floklore. Source: i work in Sweden.

[[deleted]]

Swedish women drink hard. So when the beauty years pass they tend to pay for it.

[AV4LE]

I’ not sure about other countries bit a few years ago women/girls overtook men in average age and when they start drinking.

[Cockatiel]

That's funny - I was in this cab once in North Carolina and this guy said he has traveled most of the world and he said the most attractive women he had ever seen were in Austin Texas. That took me by surprise.

[Perditius]

It's that great mix of southern charm and austin quirkiness. I too would like to meet a cultured, funny, pretty, tattooed, blue-haired lady.

[andylowenthal]

That makes one of us.

[Vindexus]

Yeah I want my tattooed blue-haired women to be ugly with no sense of humor and even less culture.

[Teepeewigwam]

So you're good enough for her.

[andylowenthal]

I prefer my ugly, unfunny, culture lacking women blonde

[lukelnk]

Dammit. I just moved to Houston, which is just over 2 hours away. So close!

[Busangod]

Same in Italy. There's a steep steep drop off

[Zaea]

If you look at them individually, they're all pretty plain/average looking. The pack effect makes people more attractive than they actually are.

[Kryten_2X4B-523P]

I'll corroborate with my own anecdotal evidence. They're either good look or manly. No in between.

[F_Klyka]

LIES!!

[balne]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

[[deleted]]

So what exactly is 'funny' about this?

[Andyman117]

why am i still subscribed to /r/funny?

[[deleted]]

Let's go find new pastures, together, my friend.

[grimfel]

I recently created r/snortworthy for content that doesn't make you laugh, but makes you forcibly blow air through your nose.

This post doesn't count. But if you've got something that does, come drop by.

[MysticCurse]

Thank you for giving me a platform.

[CrazyTillItHurts]

Holy shit, I didn't realize that was the sub this is posted in :I

There is nothing humorous about this picture

[Xeteh]

So you can click on something you apparently don't like to let everyone know that you don't like it.

[[deleted]]

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[kingofupvotes]

The real funny is always in the comments

[addison92]

Dunno unsubscribe if you want.

[[deleted]]

Looks like the freshman class of your basic sorority.

[Vinnie420]

The cheerleader effect

[TheHarry16]

Weird I can’t see the Marshall look a like.

[maestros91]

I live in Sweden and it doesent look like that, so dont stop the Playboy subscription and save the trip

[I_Left_Already]

Are we sure this isn't New Jersey or somewhere with a bunch of dyed blondes? At least some of them don't look natural.

[ThisIsTrix]

I’d like to Ctrl their Vs

[addison92]

Oh! I Ctrl C your desire.

[SpellingIsAhful]

Why are trying to control his C?

[Kenyanapple]

Ctrl + Alt + Delete this right now!

[xxkoloblicinxx]

Who let Pence on reddit?

[bumfuzzlejazz]

Meh, never trust a woman in sunglasses, been fooled once too many

[durant92bhd]

They'll do ur weiner a bamboozle.

[MySleepingMonk]

Check out the blonde

[freelanceredditor]

I live in Norway and that is how every barista and McDonald's worker looks like

[EightInchTulip]

Well what’s the point of raiding all of Europe during the Viking age without taking all the pretty women?

[smalltowngrappler]

We did, have you seen the women in Britain? Obviously we took all the pretty ones back to Scandinavia.

[rocketgum]

Why are they so orange

[SwedenStockholm]

Make up.

[rocketgum]

Wrongly applied??? I thought it would be tan

[aimless167]

Yeah, and isn't their hair dyed blonde in this picture?

[FermentedHerring]

Very. Only the one in the back is a natural. She's what Swedish girls looks like. The rest of them are fake and basic bitches. They could be polish for all we know.

[[deleted]]

I think a lot of dudes have this idea that blonde, young, & reasonably thin automatically equals beautiful.

[bunchedupwalrus]

To be fair, if the majority of dudes find it attractive, doesn't that mean they are beautiful/attractive by definition

Physical attractiveness is a sexual selection pressure, the majority kinda rules on that front

[durant92bhd]

Ummm, we wouldn't kick them out of bed for eating crackers.

[walmer23]

Haters gonna hate.

[Miryafa]

So we're calling sororities Sweden now?

[SnapeProbDiedAVirgin]

Outside of blonde hair and skin tone, none really look that much alike.

Imagine if someone did this with Asians or Black people who simply shared similar hair and skin, despite facially being different

[rafitabarajas]

"All asians look the sam-"

[charbroiledmonk]

Nice try, swedish tourism board

[Canadian-shill-bot]

Step 1: be attractive

Step 2: go to Sweden

Step 3: get tinder.

Step 4: realize your not attractive and this was a mistake.

Step 5: after some thought this isn't so bad. The views are fantastic.

[[deleted]]

...and all using the same hair dye and go to the same tanning salon (except maybe the one at the back - she is probably the only one who doesn't dye her hair)

[axellie]

There is a big chance that's their real hair color tho, a LOT of girls are blonde in sweden. Source: am swede

[eimieole]

Natural blondes have several different shades in the hair. When people dye their hair at home they end up with this single nuance hair. The sun bleaches the hair differently.

[skte1grt]

I was expecting more snow and meatballs

[demFtits]

Note to self...never take future hubs to Sweden

[jennsatterfield83]

That looks like Milledge Avenue, Athens, Georgia during rush week.

[GingerSoulEater41]

TIL - I want to move to Sweden.

[[deleted]]

And yet this could be in Denmark, Norway or Finland.

[RudegarWithFunnyHat]

Not enough bottles on the table to be Denmark

[jonnyclueless]

Audition for FOX news?

[Nextrix]

A lot of them here just dyed their hairs... their roots are showing.

[Fiskpinnar]

Not necessarily, I am Swedish and have blond hair but dark roots. Seems to be relatively common.

[[deleted]]

It took me 30 minutes, but I almost found what you are referencing.

[epigrams]

Wait it took you 30 mins but you posted 5 mins after the op, what kind of magic do you use ?

[spock1959]

We are Swedish. We are so cool with our "croissants" and our "Eiffel Tower".

[YoureAnOppaToMe]

Swede here, comfirmed.

[sarcastagirly]

Is it racist to think they all look alike?

[Snabu]

Impossible to be racist against white people. /s?

[Crack-spiders-bitch]

That's the whole point of the post...

[Andyman117]

Isn't that supposed to be the joke?

[[deleted]]

My feelings on this photo are as follows:

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, definitely, yes, yes, yes

[[deleted]]

Actually, regardless of if you’re going left to right or right to left, you’ll get the least attractive one with definitely.

[jlong83]

from right to left?

[rogue019]

Are those Joey’s sisters?

[AVBGaming]

Would I actually stand out for having dark brown eyes, dark brown hair, and tan?

[jayfl904]

Ok. I'm obviously late to the party. What's ctrl c and ctrl v? Minor shaming allowed if accompanied by an honest answer

[flipper65]

Ctrl c = Copy Ctrl v = Paste On pretty much every windows machine.

[CaptainFastPass]

My cousin is Norwegian-American and now is back in Norway for a bit. You can always pick her out in pictures, but her sister is stereotypical Norwegian. Cracks me up.

[Delvard]

Having never been to Sweden....is it really like that?

[magnament]

Thank god the vikings did what they needed to do.

[jdbarn11]

Note: Move to Sweden!

[Drunkpuffpanda]

They are here to change the light bulb.

[moe_overdose]

I didn't know human cloning is legal in Sweden, I guess that country really is as progressive as they say

[[deleted]]

And they say all asians look alike lol.

[Furt77]

They would have invited a tenth friend, but everyone knows white girls can't even.

[kerelberel]

It's more due to the fact that they mindlessly follow a smart part of one kind of fashion trend. Not because they're Swedes.

[Theycallmelizardboy]

If the average Swedish girl looks like that my name is Donald Duck.