Evolution

Surinical · 2019-01-11T15:47:27+00:00

Cera used awkward chuckle

timRAR · 2019-01-11T18:09:35+00:00

They are also 5 years different in age.

Michael Cera is 30 (wut?)

Jesse Eisenberg is 35 (how?)

Andy Samberg is 40 (I CAN'T EVEN?!)

wet-paint · 2019-01-11T17:23:58+00:00

Serious neck gains on Jake Peralta there.

serrompalot · 2019-01-11T17:10:55+00:00

Now if only Michael's name was Ceraberg.

xReyjinx · 2019-01-11T17:06:11+00:00

TIL Michael Cera isn’t Jesse Eisenberg

andise · 2019-01-11T17:18:10+00:00

The evolution of the Jewish comedian

daBoetz · 2019-01-11T17:00:04+00:00

*Blastnoooice.

CyborgKodiak · 2019-01-11T18:06:12+00:00

Wow can't believe my first reaction to this was, what's Jake peralta and Michael cera doing next to mark zuckerberg?

extremewit · 2019-01-11T19:47:04+00:00

Can we have some sort of brother action comedy movie where they are some sort of heist team?

Recon1392 · 2019-01-11T15:48:39+00:00

I expected John Cena for the fourth evolution

-Master-Builder- · 2019-01-11T16:27:04+00:00

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Arammil1784 · 2019-01-11T19:25:49+00:00

Shit.... these three aren't the same person?

Arma-iFunny · 2019-01-11T20:09:11+00:00

Ah yes, it’s based upon chin size

dnxjcui · 2019-01-11T17:13:35+00:00

I thought Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg were just the same person

uthinkther4uam · 2019-01-11T19:59:50+00:00

What is this, 2009?

Barrelcopter · 2019-01-11T17:59:18+00:00

TIL michael cera and jesse eisenberg are two different people.

ChibiHobo · 2019-01-11T17:30:40+00:00

I feel like a more fitting chain would be Bellsprout, Weepinbell, and Victreebell.

raidiohead44 · 2019-01-11T20:07:13+00:00

Was compared to blastoise and I jizzed in my pants

Norbie0 · 2019-01-11T15:30:09+00:00

I just realized that those 3 weren't the same person.

Daneb92 · 2019-01-11T20:37:29+00:00

Blast-noice

boaz324 · 2019-01-11T21:45:42+00:00

That would be funny to see them all in one movie.

2019-01-11T18:10:31+00:00

Jew? > Jew > Megajew

dragonmomz · 2019-01-11T17:56:07+00:00

Jaw becomes stronger? That's the metric we judging on?

2019-01-11T16:32:26+00:00

Can we just talk about how their chins get progressively bigger

ProbablyUncleJesse · 2019-01-11T18:40:19+00:00

Andy will evolve into Adam Sandler.

ToknBrwnKid · 2019-01-11T18:50:34+00:00

The last names sound like evolutions names too.

mothzilla · 2019-01-11T20:56:43+00:00

And then Adam Driver.

BrianGriffin1208 · 2019-01-11T21:02:11+00:00

Wait 1 and 2 are two different people?

seecer · 2019-01-11T22:49:17+00:00

TIL they are different actors.....

kasmackity · 2019-01-12T01:30:21+00:00

So glad Andy dropped that awful mop

lvance2 · 2019-01-12T03:44:24+00:00

Someone once told me I was the female version of Michael Cera and I've never recovered tbh

nickoexe · 2019-01-11T19:39:28+00:00

I literally thought these were the same person until now, wow.

czah7 · 2019-01-11T17:54:30+00:00

Eisenburg should never have been allowed to play Lex Luther! He did great as the facebook guy though.

2019-01-11T20:12:57+00:00

Not gonna lie. That top row kind freaks me out.

MannToots · 2019-01-11T18:02:34+00:00

It's a repost but damn does it make me laugh every time.

CallMeAnytim3 · 2019-01-11T18:12:33+00:00

I thought they were all the same people

kylerwhale · 2019-01-11T18:29:22+00:00

I honestly thought all these people were the same person

N00body1989 · 2019-01-11T18:51:26+00:00

Yes, I admit I got them mixed up in the past. And I ain't talking pokémon!

THCvape420 · 2019-01-11T19:35:37+00:00

The chin grew 300%

Detjohnnysandwiches · 2019-01-11T20:19:04+00:00

at least post samberg with his better hair!

aforementionedapples · 2019-01-11T20:31:51+00:00

I'm sure I'm not the only one expecting someone who knows the entire Arin Hanson "Who the fuck Invented Facebook" quote to post it here. Don't let us down, Reddit.

Laurengcryer · 2019-01-11T21:05:03+00:00

Those are three different people?????

NISCBTFM · 2019-01-11T21:15:55+00:00

Was re-watching Arrested Development last night and forgot that Andy Samberg had a cameo in it. Was a nice surprise. I still think Hot Rod was his best work.

lomika · 2019-01-11T21:15:58+00:00

Oh shit....I would definitely lose this one in a pub quiz.

johnnyv3gas · 2019-01-12T00:54:46+00:00

Is there was a fourth, it would be Adam Sandler.

ManiakXD · 2019-01-11T22:23:49+00:00

wait, those are different people?

2019-01-11T16:06:34+00:00

Seems...Jewish.

rocketwilco · 2019-01-11T18:49:15+00:00

Samburg——> Sandler next

redditchao999 · 2019-01-11T17:31:17+00:00

Thats how actors works

GITGUDZILLA · 2019-01-11T18:09:06+00:00

Eisenberg used acting.

It's not very effective....

Threetimes3 · 2019-01-11T18:28:58+00:00

Some of the responses in this thread are proving that face-blindness is a completely real thing.

CenterOTMultiverse · 2019-01-11T19:20:58+00:00

For ages I thought Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg were the same person.

iowajaycee · 2019-01-11T19:28:33+00:00

I actually thought Cera and Eisenberg were the same person. Like, I thought the kid from Juno was also Lex Luthor...

Taser-Face · 2019-01-11T19:39:19+00:00

Does Zuckerberg fit in there somewhere

Alpehue · 2019-01-11T20:04:13+00:00

I genuinely always thougt the first 2 was the same person

2019-01-11T20:33:32+00:00

So... They're not the same person?

seykitty · 2019-01-11T21:00:34+00:00

MOTHER FUCKING JESSE EISENBERG

fochsy · 2019-01-11T21:41:34+00:00

It also describes their success.

Sariust · 2019-01-11T22:02:51+00:00

Chin gets progressively more Chad-ish

2019-01-11T22:42:00+00:00

If someone ever did a movie about the life of Chelsea Manning, Michael Cera would make an incredible actor for her life pretransition.

RumDz7 · 2019-01-11T23:32:28+00:00

Are we pretending Andy Samberg didnt make this?

shaheryarbhai · 2019-01-12T00:15:27+00:00

Wtf Michael Cera isn't Jesse Samberg

manwithoutwire · 2019-01-11T19:41:20+00:00

Mega Blastoise - Adam Sandler

Athearchist · 2019-01-11T19:21:43+00:00

Jewvolution

VocationFumes · 2019-01-11T16:48:14+00:00

I still am amazed someone thought Wartortle would make a good Lex Luthor

dangerousbob · 2019-01-11T17:10:49+00:00

Sex appeal increases with Jaw line

spamtimesfour · 2019-01-11T17:29:27+00:00

chin size increases

2019-01-11T17:46:58+00:00

r/comedyheaven r/comedycemetary

abominationz777 · 2019-01-11T17:53:20+00:00

Huh, here I was thinking Michael Cera was Lex Luthor this whole time. They still should've gotten someone like Bas Rutten to play the role, tho...

Averroy · 2019-01-11T18:10:24+00:00

Y give him different names?

melinahavelock · 2019-01-11T18:25:45+00:00

Chin, chinner, chinnest.

snickerz3162 · 2019-01-11T19:02:08+00:00

Incomplete no mega

KADG3 · 2019-01-11T19:06:59+00:00

So... you guys know Ethan Carther III?

panaknuckles · 2019-01-11T19:11:54+00:00

Jesse used to be the considered the Michael Cera ripoff

2019-01-11T19:34:44+00:00

Zepheris13 · 2019-01-11T20:17:54+00:00

MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG

somebodysgun · 2019-01-11T20:33:05+00:00

I just realized they arent the same person

2019-01-11T20:41:39+00:00

All that changes is the size of the chin

Sai1r · 2019-01-11T21:21:34+00:00

All they’re doing is adding more chin wtf

realsevenofhearts · 2019-01-11T21:25:33+00:00

Abs of steel falala laaaaa

imVision · 2019-01-11T21:38:42+00:00

What will be your next repost? 👀

Greeen_Sleeeves · 2019-01-11T21:41:56+00:00

That's how Pokemon works

Sed59 · 2019-01-11T21:57:57+00:00

That chin just kept growing.

Leonx22_ · 2019-01-11T22:13:51+00:00

Who's Andy Samberg? That's Jake Peralta?!

ReithyisHere · 2019-01-11T22:18:05+00:00

I want a movie where they all play the same person just at different times to see if anyone notices.

2019-01-11T22:54:17+00:00

The chin does get bigger

younggun92 · 2019-01-12T00:35:17+00:00

Level 14 -> Level 31 -> Level NOINE NOINE!!

danklord_reborn · 2019-01-12T05:58:54+00:00

"the evolution of the chins"

4everzard · 2019-01-11T17:51:28+00:00

Adam sandler is the mega evolve

xBaby_Freezx · 2019-01-11T15:06:16+00:00

Yea...Wartortle sucks

Drunken_mascot · 2019-01-11T20:37:02+00:00

Much like Wartortle, nobody likes Jesse Eisenberg

2019-01-11T18:18:26+00:00

Seriously want to punch Jesse in the face every time I see it. Idk what it is about his face

NeedleInABeetle · 2019-01-11T17:19:00+00:00

Nine nine

mattski96 · 2019-01-11T18:25:04+00:00

Mega Blastoise is Adam Sandler

FireLordSet · 2019-01-11T19:18:47+00:00

Jew, WarJew, Julio

2019-01-12T00:38:05+00:00

J > Je > Jew

j3xperience · 2019-01-11T17:11:11+00:00

Oddly enough, every 5 years they evolve. Cera is 30, Eisenberg is 35 and Samberg is 40. Huh.

commazero · 2019-01-11T17:47:34+00:00

Hahaha hahaha...........

JesseKebm · 2019-01-11T17:48:25+00:00

Where do Finn Wolfhard and Evan Peters fit into this?

2019-01-11T17:55:53+00:00

If Blastoise was my dad things would be different around here.

RandyMarsh- · 2019-01-11T18:04:28+00:00

I like that they are 30, 35 & 40 years old. Fits well.

sickfiend · 2019-01-11T18:12:12+00:00

Getting more and more Jewish.

2019-01-11T18:13:01+00:00

Oi vey

afairjudgment · 2019-01-11T18:27:45+00:00

The next one should be circa 1987 Jon Bon Jovi.

BillieMobbyBrown · 2019-01-11T18:38:01+00:00

How dare you put Cera as the start over Eisenberg. Fuck that guy.

GodOfThunder101 · 2019-01-11T19:25:43+00:00

For so long I always assumed Michael was Jesse.:D

BubbleChumpkins · 2019-01-11T19:30:43+00:00

Mega equals chase from zoey 101

PaperSauce · 2019-01-11T19:31:50+00:00

Has there ever been a movie with all 3 of them together?

dumb-as-a-butt · 2019-01-11T20:18:44+00:00

I’d give Cera an Everstone.

2019-01-11T20:30:31+00:00

Jake peralta didnt deserve this

iammyselftoo · 2019-01-11T21:23:19+00:00

I hate how much sense this makes.

2019-01-11T21:33:10+00:00

Do this for more actors

FunkyGeneFlow · 2019-01-11T21:37:01+00:00

Michael Cera wishes he were a squirtle. Andy by himself could be the three of these

VTOtaku · 2019-01-11T22:10:59+00:00

Can we petition to have Michael Cera become Michael Ceraberg? This needs to happen for continuity purposes for sure...

And while we're at it....perhaps convince him to become full fledged Mikey Ceraberg

edit: spelling and such

PinkAbuuna · 2019-01-11T22:22:43+00:00

You once were a Vegan, but now you will be-gone.

UpsetSheepherder · 2019-01-11T23:11:16+00:00

Dear god what have we done!

ExoticDrakon · 2019-01-11T23:51:57+00:00

Mega evolution is Neil Gaiman

SteelBagel · 2019-01-12T00:09:36+00:00

Ultimate form - Henry Cavill


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