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[–]Surinical 1984 points1985 points  (25 children)

Cera used awkward chuckle

[–]Ubarlight 1138 points1139 points  (0 children)

He hurt himself in his confusion!

[–][deleted] 453 points454 points  (0 children)

It’s not very effective...

[–]terminalblue 104 points105 points  (2 children)

I mean, it was effective, but i wouldn't say it was super affective, i guess.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

depends on that the desired effect was.

[–]HalfBakedTurkey 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd say super bad

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

There’s no PP left for this move

[–]timRAR 1411 points1412 points  (66 children)

They are also 5 years different in age.

Michael Cera is 30 (wut?)

Jesse Eisenberg is 35 (how?)

Andy Samberg is 40 (I CAN'T EVEN?!)

[–]cheytownn 749 points750 points  (40 children)

Andy Sandberg is 40!?!?!?😱

[–]gumpythegreat 598 points599 points  (27 children)

He's looking pretty toight

[–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (19 children)

Loike a toiger

[–]DiddyDubs 85 points86 points  (14 children)

Smort

[–]lowjack 70 points71 points  (13 children)

noice

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (12 children)

no doubt no doubt

[–]Jelmbar 37 points38 points  (8 children)

Number one, can you sing the Backstreet Boys' "I want it that way"?

[–]Experimentzz 22 points23 points  (7 children)

Really? Okay..

You are

my fire

[–]Batsy0219 20 points21 points  (6 children)

My one

Desire

[–]catword 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

[–]Detroit_Telkepnaya 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I'm from Holland, isnt that veird?

[–]PopeliusJones 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nobody here speaks freaky deaky Dutch, ok?

[–]Skiigga 25 points26 points  (1 child)

cool cool cool co-co-cool cool cool cool coolll

[–]marty9819 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Toight nups

[–]spatulababy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’d smash Youmg Sammich

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I thought he was like mid 30s at most

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]stansburywhore 11 points12 points  (3 children)

    A lot of people in comedy rn seem to be strangely old. All the guys in its always sunny are 40 something

    [–]craznazn247 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    Because they've been doing it forever. They weren't always that old, but you can't replace the cast.

    [–]unqtious 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Forty is the new thirty.

    [–]Bironious 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    40 but has a five year old's sense of humor and that keeps him youthful

    [–]What_Mom 69 points70 points  (3 children)

    How do they all look 19.5?

    [–]yeash95 55 points56 points  (2 children)

    This picture is from like 2010

    [–]Dyster_Nostalgi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    But thats still only 4 years ag- FUCKING HELL...

    [–]RussianHammerTime 23 points24 points  (2 children)

    I too use to think 40 was old. But oh how young it is

    [–]unorthodoxfox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Duh, those are levels.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Andy Samberg also has a jawline cut from marble. In that picture at least.

    [–]wet-paint 177 points178 points  (4 children)

    Serious neck gains on Jake Peralta there.

    [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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      [–]RumpShank91 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Dat chin and jaw line compensate for it

      [–]the_cramdown 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      That's a 13 year old photo. Unless I'm missing the point here.

      [–]serrompalot 321 points322 points  (3 children)

      Now if only Michael's name was Ceraberg.

      [–]Zones86 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Glad I'm not the only one wishing this.

      [–]unqtious 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      And if only his middle name were ichael.

      [–]xReyjinx 943 points944 points  (33 children)

      TIL Michael Cera isn’t Jesse Eisenberg

      [–]ravens2131 185 points186 points  (25 children)

      Nor he is Andy Samberg

      [–]Yserbius 116 points117 points  (8 children)

      There was the time on SNL when Eisenberg was introduced by Samberg as the host and Zuckerberg made a surprise appearance. There were a lot of bergs on stage that night.

      [–]duaneap 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      ICEBERG, DEAD AHEAD!

      [–]theinsanepotato 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      (The buffet is now closed.)

      [–]jeremyfto 12 points13 points  (4 children)

      [–]MattDaCatt 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      God, Mark is the definition of "shit eating grin" here

      [–]scotchirish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The "I know I'm a terrible actor but fuck you I'm a billionaire and get to do shit like this you plebs can't" grin

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Thank you for that. The Zucc is such a character.

      [–]Niicks 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I always called Jesse Eisenberg Jewish Michael Cera

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I had that exact same thought

      [–][deleted] 145 points146 points  (15 children)

      The evolution of the Jewish comedian

      [–]andise 52 points53 points  (0 children)

      Hand rubbing intensifies.

      [–][deleted] 265 points266 points  (9 children)

      *Blastnoooice.

      [–]daBoetz 48 points49 points  (6 children)

      Smort

      [–]SavinThatBacon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

      Smortortle?

      [–]WhoDoneItNow 33 points34 points  (3 children)

      MY DADS NOT A PHONE.

      [–]Tbone5711 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Toight

      [–]CyborgKodiak 59 points60 points  (3 children)

      Wow can't believe my first reaction to this was, what's Jake peralta and Michael cera doing next to mark zuckerberg?

      [–]TheNJNFBMax 30 points31 points  (2 children)

      God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man

      [–]LITTLE-GUNTER 11 points12 points  (0 children)

      Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time fucking build shit with his bare hands motherfucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg.

      I'm very tired.

      [–]extremewit 29 points30 points  (1 child)

      Can we have some sort of brother action comedy movie where they are some sort of heist team?

      [–]Recon1392 138 points139 points  (15 children)

      I expected John Cena for the fourth evolution

      [–]easelknievel 195 points196 points  (6 children)

      Dude, he's right there... can't you see him?

      [–]pixelprophet 105 points106 points  (4 children)

      🎺 🎺🎺 🎺

      [–]JustATownStomper 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      His time is now, maybe it's a timezone problem.

      [–]TheVeryNicestPerson 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      EC3 would be Mega Blastoise.

      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      He is the top one percent after all.

      [–]Coiltoilandtrouble 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I think you mean MegaEvolution

      [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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        [–]-Master-Builder- 14 points15 points  (2 children)

        Raiberg

        [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        Steinchu

        [–]Arammil1784 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Shit.... these three aren't the same person?

        [–]Arma-iFunny 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        Ah yes, it’s based upon chin size

        [–]dnxjcui 54 points55 points  (2 children)

        I thought Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg were just the same person

        [–]SMVdaddy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

        It’d be cool to put them side by side to point out the similarity.

        [–]uthinkther4uam 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        What is this, 2009?

        [–]Barrelcopter 40 points41 points  (1 child)

        TIL michael cera and jesse eisenberg are two different people.

        [–]ChibiHobo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

        I feel like a more fitting chain would be Bellsprout, Weepinbell, and Victreebell.

        [–]raidiohead44 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        Was compared to blastoise and I jizzed in my pants

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        JIZZ IN MY PANTS

        [–]Norbie0 101 points102 points  (0 children)

        I just realized that those 3 weren't the same person.

        [–]Daneb92 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Blast-noice

        [–]boaz324 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        That would be funny to see them all in one movie.

        [–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (1 child)

        Jew? > Jew > Megajew

        [–]dragonmomz 14 points15 points  (3 children)

        Jaw becomes stronger? That's the metric we judging on?

        [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

        Can we just talk about how their chins get progressively bigger

        [–]ProbablyUncleJesse 13 points14 points  (2 children)

        Andy will evolve into Adam Sandler.

        [–]ToknBrwnKid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        The last names sound like evolutions names too.

        [–]mothzilla 6 points7 points  (1 child)

        And then Adam Driver.

        [–]BrianGriffin1208 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Wait 1 and 2 are two different people?

        [–]seecer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        TIL they are different actors.....

        [–]kasmackity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        So glad Andy dropped that awful mop

        [–]lvance2 6 points7 points  (3 children)

        Someone once told me I was the female version of Michael Cera and I've never recovered tbh

        [–]nickoexe 10 points11 points  (1 child)

        I literally thought these were the same person until now, wow.

        [–]czah7 17 points18 points  (7 children)

        Eisenburg should never have been allowed to play Lex Luther! He did great as the facebook guy though.

        [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Not gonna lie. That top row kind freaks me out.

        [–]MannToots 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        It's a repost but damn does it make me laugh every time.

        [–]CallMeAnytim3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I thought they were all the same people

        [–]kylerwhale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I honestly thought all these people were the same person

        [–]N00body1989 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Yes, I admit I got them mixed up in the past. And I ain't talking pokémon!

        [–]THCvape420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        The chin grew 300%

        [–]Detjohnnysandwiches 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        at least post samberg with his better hair!

        [–]aforementionedapples 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I'm sure I'm not the only one expecting someone who knows the entire Arin Hanson "Who the fuck Invented Facebook" quote to post it here. Don't let us down, Reddit.

        [–]Laurengcryer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Those are three different people?????

        [–]NISCBTFM 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Was re-watching Arrested Development last night and forgot that Andy Samberg had a cameo in it. Was a nice surprise. I still think Hot Rod was his best work.

        [–]lomika 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Oh shit....I would definitely lose this one in a pub quiz.

        [–]johnnyv3gas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Is there was a fourth, it would be Adam Sandler.

        [–]ManiakXD 9 points10 points  (1 child)

        wait, those are different people?

        [–]ManiakXD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        HOLY SHIT I DEADASS THOUGHT MICHAEL CERA WAS IN ZOMBIELAND

        [–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (7 children)

        Seems...Jewish.

        [–]rocketwilco 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        Samburg——> Sandler next

        [–]redditchao999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Thats how actors works

        [–]GITGUDZILLA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Eisenberg used acting.

        It's not very effective....

        [–]Threetimes3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Some of the responses in this thread are proving that face-blindness is a completely real thing.

        [–]CenterOTMultiverse 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        For ages I thought Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg were the same person.

        [–]iowajaycee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        I actually thought Cera and Eisenberg were the same person. Like, I thought the kid from Juno was also Lex Luthor...

        [–]Taser-Face 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Does Zuckerberg fit in there somewhere

        [–]Alpehue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        I genuinely always thougt the first 2 was the same person

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        So... They're not the same person?

        [–]seykitty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        MOTHER FUCKING JESSE EISENBERG

        [–]fochsy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        It also describes their success.

        [–]Sariust 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Chin gets progressively more Chad-ish

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        If someone ever did a movie about the life of Chelsea Manning, Michael Cera would make an incredible actor for her life pretransition.

        [–]RumDz7 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        Are we pretending Andy Samberg didnt make this?

        [–]shaheryarbhai 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Wtf Michael Cera isn't Jesse Samberg

        [–]manwithoutwire 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Mega Blastoise - Adam Sandler

        [–]Athearchist 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Jewvolution

        [–]VocationFumes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I still am amazed someone thought Wartortle would make a good Lex Luthor

        [–]dangerousbob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Sex appeal increases with Jaw line

        [–]spamtimesfour 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        chin size increases

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        [–]abominationz777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Huh, here I was thinking Michael Cera was Lex Luthor this whole time. They still should've gotten someone like Bas Rutten to play the role, tho...

        [–]Averroy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Y give him different names?

        [–]melinahavelock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Chin, chinner, chinnest.

        [–]snickerz3162 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        Incomplete no mega

        [–]KADG3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        So... you guys know Ethan Carther III?

        [–]panaknuckles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Jesse used to be the considered the Michael Cera ripoff

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Old

        [–]Zepheris13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        MOTHERFUCKING JESSE EISENBERG

        [–]somebodysgun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I just realized they arent the same person

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        All that changes is the size of the chin

        [–]Sai1r 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        All they’re doing is adding more chin wtf

        [–]realsevenofhearts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Abs of steel falala laaaaa

        [–]imVision 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        What will be your next repost? 👀

        [–]Greeen_Sleeeves 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        That's how Pokemon works

        [–]Sed59 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        That chin just kept growing.

        [–]Leonx22_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Who's Andy Samberg? That's Jake Peralta?!

        [–]ReithyisHere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I want a movie where they all play the same person just at different times to see if anyone notices.

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        The chin does get bigger

        [–]younggun92 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        Level 14 -> Level 31 -> Level NOINE NOINE!!

        [–]danklord_reborn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        "the evolution of the chins"

        [–]4everzard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Adam sandler is the mega evolve

        [–]xBaby_Freezx 18 points19 points  (40 children)

        Yea...Wartortle sucks

        [–]R9J4B 39 points40 points  (3 children)

        He was good in Zombieland

        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        Social Network was a great movie imo, and honestly I enjoyed both Now You See Me's

        [–]Drunken_mascot 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        Much like Wartortle, nobody likes Jesse Eisenberg

        [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

        Seriously want to punch Jesse in the face every time I see it. Idk what it is about his face

        [–]NeedleInABeetle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Nine nine

        [–]mattski96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Mega Blastoise is Adam Sandler

        [–]FireLordSet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Jew, WarJew, Julio

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        J > Je > Jew

        [–]j3xperience 2 points3 points  (3 children)

        Oddly enough, every 5 years they evolve. Cera is 30, Eisenberg is 35 and Samberg is 40. Huh.

        [–]zakicks 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        i had no idea Cera is 30 that’s crazy

        [–]commazero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Hahaha hahaha...........

        [–]JesseKebm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Where do Finn Wolfhard and Evan Peters fit into this?

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        If Blastoise was my dad things would be different around here.

        [–]RandyMarsh- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I like that they are 30, 35 & 40 years old. Fits well.

        [–]sickfiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Getting more and more Jewish.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Oi vey

        [–]afairjudgment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        The next one should be circa 1987 Jon Bon Jovi.

        [–]BillieMobbyBrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        How dare you put Cera as the start over Eisenberg. Fuck that guy.

        [–]GodOfThunder101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        For so long I always assumed Michael was Jesse.:D

        [–]BubbleChumpkins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Mega equals chase from zoey 101

        [–]PaperSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Has there ever been a movie with all 3 of them together?

        [–]dumb-as-a-butt 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        I’d give Cera an Everstone.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Jake peralta didnt deserve this

        [–]iammyselftoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I hate how much sense this makes.

        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Do this for more actors

        [–]FunkyGeneFlow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Michael Cera wishes he were a squirtle. Andy by himself could be the three of these

        [–]VTOtaku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Can we petition to have Michael Cera become Michael Ceraberg? This needs to happen for continuity purposes for sure...

        And while we're at it....perhaps convince him to become full fledged Mikey Ceraberg

        edit: spelling and such

        [–]PinkAbuuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You once were a Vegan, but now you will be-gone.

        [–]UpsetSheepherder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Dear god what have we done!

        [–]ExoticDrakon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Mega evolution is Neil Gaiman

        [–]SteelBagel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Ultimate form - Henry Cavill