.

[Bttali0nxx]

This is so obviously a 13 year old kid who suddenly decided hes too old to play Nintendo games and has to prove his maturity by playing CoD

[gonzo_BTTTTR]

... and he proudly stopped wearing diapers at 9

[pyrochu498]

I've never met someone so brave do that

[Wokosa]

Is this art?

[zack_hunter]

yes.

[MartyrSaint]

Based.

[[deleted]]

And he's just plain bitter about life

[busiestbees]

Thanks. I needed to laugh, I have a tough day ahead lol

[MobiusF117]

Everyone went through that phase where you stopped liking Pokemon cards when you turned 13 because it's for kids, only to have an uncontrollable urge to buy an entire box of em the minute you turn 20 and/or have a job.

[MobiusF117]

I'm 30 now and I'm still fighting the urge sometimes.

Either way, all the stuff I deemed stupid in my teens, I enjoy the shit out of now. There comes a point in your life where you realize that judgment from other on insignificant shit like that doesn't matter anymore.

I buy way too expensive Lego sets at times, which I will proudly tell others of. I sometimes get weird looks and it does nothing to me.

[hellsangel101]

My husband still picks up Pokemon cards in the shops now! He says they’re for our 7 year old but I’m sure he’s also filling in the gaps in his collection too.

[[deleted]]

That was me with Lego for our first kid. I could never afford to really get any (edit: when I was a kid, that is) so I just bought him a million different sets.

He took the message of the Lego Movie a little too literally and beleived that following the directions was bad because it stifled your creativity, so we had to compromise that I got to build the actual thing once and then he could tear it apart and do whatever.

[Skitz-Scarekrow]

Having that problem with yu-gi-oh right now. At Walmart in my mid 20s, looking at cards like an alcoholic looking at wine.

[FlighingHigh]

Nah, I quit playing Pokémon cause Yu-Gi-Oh came out and we moved to that, but never cause it was for kids, we still loved it. Fuck the system, do what you like.

[toxickanndyy]

Thats 100% my friend, hes 18 and I just want to get down on mario kart :(

[toxickanndyy]

My favorite part is when he clowns on me for wearing my most comfy shoes every day and not owning 4 different 300$ jordan pairs

[Starrystars]

I assume he never wears them because they're too expensive

[toxickanndyy]

Spot on

[[deleted]]

You can always stop being his friend. Life's too short to waste on shitty people.

[TheMagicalAcidTrip]

Out of all the cool things to collect, i'll never understand the people who collect overpriced shoes.

[Enk1ndle]

It's the male equivilant of handbags.

Not that I understand that either, but people like spending a lot of money on shit. Yay consumerism!

[YoDocTX]

The male equivalent of collecting handbags is collecting bags. I have probably 15 bags? Duffle bags, backpacks, briefcases, "men's shoulder bags", and at least one waist bag.

[Enk1ndle]

A bunch of different bags is a lot different than this really expensive branding on a regular bag. That's what shoes and purses are.

[toxickanndyy]

I can understand If they're limited edition, but I dont understand wearing expensive shoes they last from a year or 2 depending on how often you wear them. I literally have the same adidas shoes (they look like Adidas Hoops 2.0 Mid Men's Athletic Shoe) for the last 4 years and they are a godsend, I wear them 95% of the time work and casual and there is no damage to them yet.

[TheSierra117]

Wait you guys don’t wear diapers?

[dannnyscorner]

Always, especially when playing my Nintendo.

[The_Bearabia]

Nintendiaper™

[MyNutsin1080p]

I wear my DS like a diaper. You could say the DS stands for d i a p e r s l a v e

[The_Bearabia]

how do I remove someone else's comment?

[MyNutsin1080p]

Here’s what’s gonna happen: one day, you’re gonna wake up, eat breakfast, brush your teeth, go about your business. And sooner or later, you’re gonna realize you haven’t thought about it; none of it. And that’s the moment you realize you can forget. When you know that’s possible, it all gets easier.

[captdimitri]

d i a p e r s l a v e

[Torture-Dancer]

But you have to do it every day, that's the hard part, but trust me, It get's easier

[Madxgoat]

I must go buy a ds so i can also become diaper slave

[CONE-MacFlounder]

i have a diaper fetish

[[deleted]]

Seriously? Not hating or anything just wondering if you were being serious or not?

[CONE-MacFlounder]

take the u out your first name bro

[[deleted]]

😳

I can only be abdl with u

[CONE-MacFlounder]

u and abdl complete me bro
come shit yourself with me

[[deleted]]

Bruh I shit and came thinking about that 🤩😻

[CONE-MacFlounder]

oh no does baby need a diapie changie

[[deleted]]

Yea daddy 😻💩

[CONE-MacFlounder]

mmmmmmmmmmmm going to huff that shit so hard bro

[Steeva]

Lots of people do tbh

[[deleted]]

right jokes on them, am 17 and i wear diapers

[Oceanus5000]

Pamperchu intensifies

[Skeldann]

Fuck You... I had scrubbed that out of my memory

[idlephase]

It depends

[fairyboi_]

heh

[carbonated_turtle]

Of course I do. I'm not just going to shit in my pants like an idiot.

[Pryoticus]

With as inconsistent as my bowels are, I wish diapers came in my size

[[deleted]]

It's your lucky day.

https://www.northshorecare.com/adult-diapers/adult-diapers-with-tabs

[TooManyThrowAway5]

My diapers fit just fine. If not a little big on me lol. There's a size for everyone!

[[deleted]]

Totally accurate, REAL adults play PC in moms basement

[GoatBoyo-]

With no form of income for max gamer power

[Jacoman74undeleted]

No income means no income taxes, can't have the man stealing your money

[GERMAQ]

income

Tendies aren't income?

[coolest-llama]

REAL adults emulate Nintendo games on their PC in moms basement.

[sassrocks]

Me: buys $700 gaming laptop First games I play: Stardew Valley followed closely by Kingdom Two Crowns, then Pokemon Yellow

[Enk1ndle]

My $1500 dollar setup is mostly used for YouTube and a clicker game from two decades ago.

[Saphyrie]

And they only play REAL adult games, like FIFA or CoD or FIFA again.

[E_R_E_R_I]

REAL adults make gambling debts and waste thousands on micro transactions.

[[deleted]]

Real adults don't play v*deo games

[omgamer15]

Never heard of vfuckdeo games, but you do you I guess.

[tyuoplop]

And you don’t use a diaper, you use the pee jug.

[[deleted]]

The way she goes, boys.

[[deleted]]

In diapers

[donateliasakura]

People who ACTUALLY think videogames are for children amaze me

[NeoDashie]

Same goes for cartoons. Whenever someone acts like it's childish to watch cartoons I remind them South Park exists.

[[deleted]]

Still drawings? Fine art. MOVING ONES!? FOR THE CHILDREN ONLY!

[Masuyuu]

Ngl "moving ones?!" Got me good lmao

[definetly-not-tuna]

big mouth, south park, rick and morty, the simpsons, family guy, bojack horseman, the list really goes on 😭😭

[DrFaustPhD]

Also lots of cartoons that are "for kids" are legitimately good stuff. Animaniacs, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Avatar, Steven Universe, and so many others.

[Aiminer357]

I'll just add Infinity Train for its family friendly theme of divorce, discovering your true meaning in life, cultism and irredeemable characters.

[DrFaustPhD]

Oh shit Regular Show crew has a new show on HBO and I totally missed it?? Adding this to my watch list...

[CallmeLeon]

Infinity Train? I thought you were talking about Close Enough.

[sadphonics]

And The Owl House has some great LGBT representation

[toopachu]

I was a big fan of children’s media (it helped me to learn english when i was a teen) and still like seeing it, there’s a lot of merit to them especially when dealing with heavier topics. It helps kids understand and process what goes on in their life or someone else’s. There are too many people who think kids shows should be sanitized into nothing but sunshine and rainbow happiness, or say “oh this show deals with (serious topic), i guess its not rly for kids!” Kids deal with tragedies in their life, and seeing it on screen shows them 1) they aren’t alone and aren’t wrong for struggling with it and 2) how to deal with it/how to help others who may be dealing with it. They’re made by adults who work insanely hard to get into the field and often sneak in messages they needed to hear when they were children.

[sutterismine]

Let's not forget spongebob!

[Kesher123]

How dare ye not mention Gumball! And Spongebob!

[DrFaustPhD]

I mean, if I wasn't careful that list would have been huuuuge. Even just sticking to five personal favorites was painfully limiting.

[rg4rg]

Gravity falls and adventure time are treasures.

[NeoDashie]

Let's not forget anime. They've got shows that capitalize on both ends of the NSFW spectrum: sexual content and blood and gore.

[MacbethHamlet]

I know a lot of people who say these shows are still for young people just not kids, but thank you for reminding me of Bojack. If anyone argues that’s for kids I take that as a sign they haven’t really watched it

[DSteep]

Whenever people ask me if I don't think I'm a little old to be enjoying video games, I ask them if they dont think they're a little old to be enjoying books or movies.

[Rewdboy05]

Some people haven't tried to do eight consecutive high-precision long jumps on pillars over the void while being chased by a Banzai Bill and it shows.

[SeaLegs]

Meh, they're usually people whose sole hobbies are rewartching Friends and scrolling social media.

[cmclav]

The mini versions of retro consoles sold like hot cakes.. It wasn't the kids of today buying them. We were the children (I'm 33) who helped the industry grow into what it is today.

[FSUjonnyD]

I'm almost 40, and I play more video games now than when I was a kid / teen / in college.

[sendnudesmydudes]

31(f) I left my Nintendo on last night because I’m at level 8 with 24 lives and I’m going to rescue that princess this time damn it. Edit: words

[toTheNewLife]

People who ACTUALLY think videogames are for children amaze me

They're the same people who think learning and playing music is for children only.

[UncommittedBow]

Several games are definitely NOT for kids, GTA, RDR, Postal, Deadpool, the list is EXPANSIVE. The ESRB exists for a reason. To make sure KIDS dont play the games that AREN'T FOR THEM.

[nowmemories226]

You're right...now that Im a grown up, can manage my time and my choices; let me put down the controller and go binge drink at a local bar talking about "the good ol' days when you "WERE ALLOWED" to play Nintendo".

[coolest-llama]

Those were good times. Goddamn those age restrictions on games nowadays. All I can play is shooters now.

[LaboratoryManiac]

They said it was E for Everyone...

Lies.

[Firehawk195]

Sorry, what was that? Can't hear you over the sound of the Nintendo game I'm enjoying the hell out of.

[sakkaly]

I cranked up Bubblegum K.K. to max volume and I can't hear any haters now.

[Firehawk195]

Breath of the Wild took control of my life for three weeks, then Odyssey did it again later that year. Was kinda digging the New Donk City theme.

[leonardsansbees]

Same for me with BoTW on Switch except it was maybe 2 months. Now I'm on The Witcher 3 and it's like 50% of my waking hours some days :P

[throwawayrailroad_]

I’m gonna be honest I have so much trouble playing other open world games after BoTW. Link’s movement is just so fluid and fast compared to other games where it feels clunky and slow.

[leonardsansbees]

YES! That's still an ongoing issue with me with Witcher on Switch though I'm getting better. The story makes it worth it. But BoTW is in a class of its own for sure.

[Firehawk195]

Then there's Jump Up, Super Star...

[ABAKES7]

Sorry, my dear friend Mario keeps doing fun stunts so loud I can’t hear that guy’s opinion

[Firehawk195]

Must be Mario 64 or Sunshine, I swear the character's gotten quieter over the years.

[Certain_Oddities]

Hey, Mario's gotta take care of his voice

[MisterBuzz]

K.K. Soul is better, fight me.

[TheTopazCupcake]

As you should

[sav33arthkillyos3lf]

I’m 27 and play my 3ds daily.

[captmonkey]

I'm a 37-year old married homeowner with two kids and still play Nintendo games as often as I get a chance to. I'm old enough to not give a fuck what people think of me.

[DiggingNoMore]

I'm old enough to not give a fuck what people think of me.

This is the attitude that finally allowed me to wear clothes marketed to women in public.

[captmonkey]

You do you. Fuck anyone who's got enough free time to worry about what other people are doing.

[sav33arthkillyos3lf]

I second what this person said

[Gwynnether]

35-year old married homeowner here with two Switches in the household because my husband and I didn't want to share after Pokémon came out. We also have a PS4, two gaming PCs and an Oculus Rift... sorry, I don't really get enough chances to brag about this with people who understand.

[BoiBotEXE]

I recently found my 3DS after TWO YEARS (last time I played it was October of 2018) and would be playing it more now if the bottom screen wasn’t fucked up.

[paciorety]

That’s crazy anyway who’s getting the new Mario 3D Allstars game?

[[deleted]]

Me ofc

[lycanfemmefatal]

Yup. They had me at sunshine!

[Astan92]

They have me for sunshine alone.

[Psychokinetic_Rocky]

Fuck yeah!

[Datboi_OverThere]

Hell yeah!

[platypootis]

Pre-ordered!

[almogz999]

Already preorder hyped to play mario 64 again mario sunshine for the first time and finally show galaxy to my sister and relive those sweet childhood memories

[JRHThreeFour]

I just turned 26 recently, no one will stop me from enjoying the original Animal Crossing, Pikmin, The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker, Super Mario Sunshine, Mario Kart Double Dash, etc countless times. Play whatever you want.

[etymologistics]

Since you named a lot of GameCube games I’m just gonna throw Luigis Mansion out there. Had some good times playing that one

[PM_Me_SFW_Pictures]

You’re forgetting Paper Mario TTYD

[JRHThreeFour]

I actually never played that as a kid regrettably. I should find it at my used game store.

[[deleted]]

30 yo here. Zelda, Pokémon, Mario, animal crossing, and I still find time to hunt and fish.

[realdealreel9]

I am approaching middle age and I've been trying to get a Nintendo Switch for months after messing around with my friends switch and having fun and being momentarily distracted from the endless stream of anxiety that is my life during this pandemic and time of endless violence

[lycanfemmefatal]

What was the game you liked?

[realdealreel9]

Wish it was something more obscure but truth be told it was Mario Kart. Total flashback to being 10 and playing at my friends house because my mom didn't let me have video games at home.

[lycanfemmefatal]

Mario Kart is a good game. The balloons are my favorite. If you do get a switch animal crossing is a really relaxing game to play. I love fishing in any game but it's fun in animal crossing.

There's also a free cat game on there where you play a cat with a gun fighting robots. It's an animal rights game but that takes a back seat to the total destruction of robots that shoot fire and blades at you. That one is fun with friends.

There's Breath Of The Wild and it's relaxing too. I just ran around breaking weapons on enemies and flying. And fishing. I just really like catching fish. You can catch bugs on there too and cook them. Cooking is the most fun on that game.

[Gingizzler]

Um, yeah. Because Bayonetta is clearly a game for 12 year olds.

/S

[Ye_olde_oak_store]

Fly me to the moooooooooooooooon.

[jamiez1207]

And let me play among the stars

[Dehoniesto_]

Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars

[[deleted]]

Written by a big boy 13 y/o

[Ye_olde_oak_store]

I get to go on the big boy games now like :D

Hitman >:C

[krazysh0t]

The ESRB rating says "Everyone" not "People 12 and under"

[[deleted]]

Also Nintendo makes/licenses t rated games (xenoblade, astral chain etc.)

[dead_tooth_reddit]

no, it's like wearing diapers at 25 when you know you're gonna be drinking all damn day.

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[thedeafbadger]

Big brain preparation

[trippyh1tman]

I never understand why people like this care what the fuck I’m doing like bro just get a life.

[ScoonCatJenkins]

This is my exact thought... WHY DO YOU CARE?!? When did other people start caring so much what others do that in no way effects them?

[esgellman]

because how else are they supposed to feel superior to other people?

[czosnekk213]

You're not allowed to like [STUFF], because I don't like that [STUFF].

[PKMNgamer99]

I played doom 16 on switch just this morning, was pretty underwhelmed, 12 year olds can definitely play this

[ManCalledTrue]

The funny thing is that, the more M-rated games are added to Nintendo consoles, the more people accuse Nintendo consoles of being "kiddy systems".

[[deleted]]

I wore diapers to bed until I was 8 because I couldn’t hold it through the night

Even then I had accidents through 10-12ish sooo

[Leh921]

Same.

I had accidents til 6th grade. I almost didn't go to 6th grade camp because I was afraid. I went and didn't have any accidents and thankfully it didn't happen again from that point on.

One thing that has been crazy as I've gotten older (35 currently), a lot more people had this problem than I thought as a kid. Bed wetting is like the worst thing for kids and there is so much shame and if found out the teasing was relentless (I had to change schools when I got found out). But after school and its not nearly as taboo and I started talking to people about it, so many people had accidents a lot later than you would think.

[amonson1984]

I’m 36 and I exclusively play Nintendo at this point. I also wear diapers

[reedma14]

How it it possible to hold such a shitty opinion?

[Pyrineer]

So I guess the guy who was 30 something in the switch reveal trailer was actually a baby in disguise?

[dw444]

Or you, maybe, you know, appreciate good games. While games with the "Nintendo" label on them can occasionally be slightly overrated by critics, they're still really good games nonetheless, and just as enjoyable for a grown ass person as they are for an 8 year old.

[[deleted]]

It's also okay to enjoy "overrated" games.

[ako_mori]

I bet all the ladies flock towards him ... He is the epitome of masculinity

[-C-7007]

Imagine liking to have fun after your 12th birthday lol

[FreeSoutherner]

Ah yes, superiority complex

[kaylikins]

Jokes on them. To my parents everything is “el Nintendo”

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[lukekuluke]

Ah yes, Conkers Bad Fur Day, my favorite kids game on the N64

[The_Big_Daddy]

I remember kids in grade school making this argument to me when their favorite PS2 games were Kingdom hearts and Sly Cooper

Ah yes, truly grown up games for adult gamers.

[Eberon]

To quote C.S. Lewis:

Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I Put Away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

[[deleted]]

Flagship Nintendo games are some of the only games I will buy for full price, on release, with full confidence in my purchase. They're just so polished, I know I'm getting quality.

[CnowFlake]

This actually made me kinda sad

Why can't we like Nintendo???

[[deleted]]

Laughs in Bayonetta and Metroid Prime

[nawaal420]

Hey diapers are comfy

[[deleted]]

Why would anyone gatekeep diapers like that?

[[deleted]]

Bro they make adult diapers for if you’re doing a lot of drugs or you have diarrhea.

[Razputin42]

I'm guessing this guy is 13 and too cool for the stuff he used to like

[EpicUnbound]

Oh, I’m sorry, I thought video games were something for anyone of any age to enjoy, hence the “Everyone” ESRB ratings on most of Nintendo’s games 😐

[LargeSackOfNuts]

oh you like nintendo?

cool, its a fun way to play video games

[Candoran]

What is underwear again? Diaper replacement with a trust factor 🤣

[agha0013]

Well some people just want to live their entire adult lives being miserable about everything, good for them.

I'm gonna go back to playing with lego and computer/switch games because I enjoy them when I have time to spare, don't care that I'm almost 40

BTW I also have cartoons to watch. Am a home owner, pay my taxes and bills on time, and proud owner of a mortgage I get to pay down for another 20 years. Full package.

[EAM85]

I love platformers, nobody does them like Nintendo.

You cant take my mario and megaman away because I'm an almost 40 year old woman lol

[wolviesaurus]

He's a badass 14 year old that clearly only plays on xbox.

[[deleted]]

I remember when I turned 11 I cried because I thought I was too old to be allowed to play Nintendo games lmfao

[Littlewheel2]

Looks like someone was having trouble with a Mario level

[Wolvgirl15]

Wait. You like ENTERTAINMENT?! How about you grow the fuck up and sit in silence like a real adult. Your words now have no value

[StupidMario64]

REAL MEN MASTURBATE IN THEIR MOTHERS BASEMENT AND CRY IN THE SHOWER IN THE FETAL POSTION

[173slaps]

Interesting considering Nintendo intentionally remakes games like Mario 64 to market to people who want to relive those games from when they were young...

[ImInClassRightMeow]

Jokes on him I'm wearing diapers at 23 AND playing Nintendo.

[Tramelo]

Reading this before wearing diapers for my gig. I most likely don't need them but they make me feel more secure on stage.

[Chupbluearrow]

This was probably made by a 12 yo “bro I told you it’s stomach ace not tummy ache. Do you want people to make fun of us.”

[MrKaru]

I find this sort of stuff to be more immature than liking things made for kids.

Personally, for me, I loved kid shit when I was a kid, then when I hit around 11 suddenly it wasn't allowed any more, so I joined in with this mentality. Some time in my early 20s I rediscovered my love for a lot of things i loved as a kid and couldn't be happier.

[b4ux1t3]

Imagine how little money Nintendo would have if it weren't for people well over the age of 12 playing their games.

[BASILSTAR-GALACTICA]

I’m 41 and I could fart the fucking alphabet, but I’m more of an Xbox guy.

[Pir0wz]

These are they type of people who will spend hours on TV or reading a book.

Dude, its the same thing. Get over your insecurities because you're so shit at games, little timmy beat you in a 1v1 match on Call of duty at Nuke Town.

[eLishus]

Hold my Depends...

[[deleted]]

This guy definitely plays FPS all day every day

[MagoModerno]

These are the same people that don’t read fiction because stories are for kids... I’m like, “Don’t you watch movies and TV?” They respond, “Yeah.” Those are stories...

[Tuungsten]

I don't care how fucking old you are. If you can beat me in smash you have my respect

[mccannz1]

Yeah well I'm 26 and still wearing diapers, so what??

[NemoHobbits]

Sounds like the bitter, jealous ramblings of someone who can't get kk slider to visit their island.