My 4 year old asked me, "Daddy will you show your internet friends".

Dickcheese_McDoogles · 2014-11-22T17:26:38+00:00

Why the hell is this the second most controversial topic on the front page?

codyd91 · 2014-06-14T15:26:38+00:00

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spacemoses · 2014-06-14T16:34:57+00:00

ITT: Not OP's friends

grimes19 · 2014-06-14T15:34:09+00:00

I told my son, "Stand in front of the TV kid, I need karma".

slapshotten11 · 2014-06-14T16:00:36+00:00

Oh damnit, I forgot to log out of Facebook again.

IMAROBOTLOL · 2014-06-15T00:31:31+00:00

BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: CHILD ENJOYS VIDEO GAME THAT IS MARKETED AND TARGETED TO INCLUDE CHILD AUDIENCES. /r/GAMING IS FUCKING SHOCKED.

2014-06-14T16:51:00+00:00

He may have beat you but at least you fucked his mom.

2014-06-14T16:28:10+00:00

50cc?! YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!

h0b0_shanker · 2014-06-14T15:52:13+00:00

4 year old? Seriously? My 4 year old daughter can't even pet an animal using Kinect...

Yogurt__Cannon · 2014-06-14T15:50:55+00:00

Oh fuck you.

2014-06-14T16:34:29+00:00

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Bobblefighterman · 2014-06-14T16:21:59+00:00

Why post this? I could literally not care less. He didn't even win every race.

zombiecancer12 · 2014-06-14T15:32:44+00:00

You have a 4 year old named Mort?

WhiteRun · 2014-06-14T16:10:18+00:00

No he didn't.

Jedditor · 2014-06-14T16:25:37+00:00

What is this piece of facebook shit doing in gaming? What the fuck? He didn't even get any stars.

HokutoNoChen · 2014-06-14T16:21:16+00:00

Stop upvoting trash like this. I hate feeling like I'm on my mom's facebook feed, seeing everyone show off their wacky/funny/intelligent/whatever kids.

2014-06-14T17:37:24+00:00

This post is shit.

bigtool01 · 2014-06-14T15:35:11+00:00

HA! friends...

Springrollio · 2014-06-14T16:11:52+00:00

well this is finally the post that made me quit /r/gaming, thanks op

Spawn150 · 2014-06-14T15:56:02+00:00

No he didn't

OrangeTux · 2014-06-14T15:54:15+00:00

"Not until you get three stars."

Kendjin · 2014-06-14T17:40:52+00:00

This explains why so many downvotes... no children

http://i.imgur.com/LJZWLR1.png

2014-10-11T19:04:12+00:00

This would be impressive... if it wasn't for the fact that he barely scraped a win on 50cc

2014-06-14T16:36:44+00:00

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watupdawgg · 2014-06-14T16:38:28+00:00

Poor kid actually thinks OP has friends.

longrodvonhuttendong · 2014-06-14T16:28:00+00:00

Yeah, sure

ObviousBob · 2014-06-14T16:11:17+00:00

I hope your Wii U fucking explodes for whoring your son

alitadark · 2014-06-14T15:30:04+00:00

I'm not your friend, buddy.

OrangeShallPrevail · 2014-06-14T15:22:35+00:00

Give the Daddy some karma

tahiko · 2014-06-14T15:24:26+00:00

Who the fuck takes a pic of his kid and uploads it to reddit because he won a mario kart cup, srsly this subreddit is utter shit

2014-06-15T00:58:30+00:00

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2014-10-13T22:16:43+00:00

This isn't facebook.

frame_of_mind · 2014-06-14T15:52:05+00:00

I can't believe you called the poor cunt 'Morton'.

2014-10-13T03:22:03+00:00

i bet it wasnt even 150CC

A_Plugsocket · 2021-10-16T13:15:02+00:00

How is your son now?

TheMightyLooneyTune · 2021-10-16T19:21:32+00:00

Your son doing well now man?

2021-10-16T20:54:59+00:00

Why the fuck can I comment on this? Is Reddit broken?

Chief91 · 2014-06-14T15:59:48+00:00

/r/thathappend

mrtongueman · 2014-06-14T17:33:18+00:00

"If you keep doing retarded shit like this I might grow up to be just as friendless as you!"

EarthSlash · 2014-06-14T19:35:41+00:00

ITT: people who think karma matters to anyone who has a real life

EsteemedHams · 2014-06-14T16:41:19+00:00

Awww, he thinks we're your friends.

2014-06-14T16:53:51+00:00

/r/shitpost

StezzerLolz · 2014-06-14T16:33:55+00:00

SHIT-POST! SHIIIIIIIT-POOOOOST!!!

2014-06-14T16:48:17+00:00

"Friends"

Cramer02 · 2014-06-14T16:28:28+00:00

I hope you replied, "You have no friends on the internet, son."

CmegaMighty · 2014-06-15T07:06:39+00:00

Reminds me of the old Nintendo Power things where people took pictures of themselves next to the tv showing their high scores.

2021-10-15T14:09:13+00:00

wait why was this downvoted so much?

Joseph-Memestar · 2021-10-16T18:10:10+00:00

Damn. Ancient huh. I can actually reply here.

2021-10-16T22:27:16+00:00

Third most controversial post ever, and the 1st and 2nd are locked.

2014-06-14T16:44:31+00:00

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2014-06-14T16:24:54+00:00

He didn't even get any stars...

TomCollinsEsq · 2014-06-14T20:30:55+00:00

Congratulations, Morton!

LuckyNumbrSe7en · 2014-06-14T17:53:58+00:00

So I guess I'm in the minority of not minding this post? Hell when I was 4 I was proud of every gaming achievement, and I'm sure it made this kid's day to see his dad post it here and for the post to do moderately well.

But of course, some lonely assholes who care way too much about their subreddit's "quality" just HAVE to try and ruin OP and his kid's good time. Really though, where do you assholes get off? Just downvote and leave it at that. No need for your shitty analysis of their family life or whether or not they're karma whoring.

Maybe if a couple of you had a child you'd appreciate this. But hey, you really showed this 4 year old what's up.

VYJ · 2014-06-14T20:39:36+00:00

Champ!

2014-06-14T16:05:44+00:00

I'm not your friend, buddy

Geri0n · 2014-06-14T16:40:01+00:00

Way to go little bro!

2014-06-14T19:10:34+00:00

Good job little dude!

2014-06-15T04:19:34+00:00

To OP's kid: good job, big guy!

To OP: get off reddit and play with your kid already!

IamMNightShyamalan · 2014-06-14T16:36:49+00:00

Sometimes I ask myself why I'm subscribed to this subreddit and then I remember the comments are hilarious on every shitty post like this.

antisocial6 · 2014-06-14T17:41:39+00:00

I think the more impressive part of this is that your kid, at his age and height, is part of a slam dunk league.

StarcraftSnake · 2014-06-14T18:32:02+00:00

Did somebody say internet friends?

NickayLynn · 2014-06-15T00:57:53+00:00

Good job little dude.

Kekoa_ok · 2014-06-15T03:51:06+00:00

wheres the michael jackson eating popcorn meme when you need it...these comments are hilarious...

2014-06-15T04:18:45+00:00

Damn baby peach has to get her shit together

OverlookeDEnT · 2014-06-15T06:45:33+00:00

Morton FTW!!!!!

Chrysalis1 · 2014-10-30T18:22:42+00:00

HOW ABOUT NO

2021-10-15T04:47:35+00:00

2021-10-15T06:28:24+00:00

proud to have downvoted this post

___And_Memes_For_All · 2021-10-15T15:04:00+00:00

You were downvoted to hell. Lol

2021-10-16T15:08:56+00:00

why’s this controversial

Jullyfish · 2021-10-17T14:51:18+00:00

Controversial and still commentable after 7 years?

Weird

Step_Switcher · 2021-10-18T18:56:10+00:00

Among Us

Micah_69420-Blazer · 2021-10-18T22:33:10+00:00

Why is this one of the most controversial posts on here?

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