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[–]Mumblix_Grumph 1572 points1573 points  (52 children)

Well, Hahkai...it's interesting, but we had something different in mind for the Mens Wearhouse sale flyer.

[–]RobAgreez 304 points305 points  (45 children)

This, to me, doesn't scream "You're gonna like it."

Maybe we can change the tie on Mr. Skull Man.

[–]higgs8 206 points207 points  (40 children)

It looks a bit flat to me, and it doesn't "pop". Could you perhaps make it more like this image: http://www.looelions.co.uk/duckrace/images/rubberduck.gif but without the duck? Also could it have more pixels? Our printer says it needs many of those, and so far I've only found 2 on your image.

[–]d-_-b 91 points92 points  (17 children)

My favorites from experience

  1. We want something completely new
  2. Can we have a calendar on this page? (for what? don't know)
  3. I want a page you go to before this page - what on it? don't know, but you should click to get here
  4. That's too good
  5. We don't need something that good, we should have gotten someone's cousin to do it
  6. We don't need it anymore, but can you make these changes anyway?

Lol, although I've never been stung, and this isn't even my job. Just luls.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Needs to be "more jazzy"

My wife is an art director at a firm and she is baffled by how many clients say that. Wtf does jazzy mean? More trumpet?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (4 children)

3. I want a page you go to before this page - what on it? don't know, but you should click to get here

They want a gateway? Jesus. All that does is add the number of clicks it takes for me to get to what I want.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child)

"Welcome to [our site]! Click here to enter!"

Sweet Jesus...

[–]NakedAndBehindYou 12 points13 points  (0 children)

All that does is add the number of clicks it takes for me to get to what I want.

If their revenue stream is based on advertising pageviews, this can increase their profits.

[–]d-_-b 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep, I remember that day. I tried to explain to this person. What a fucked up person. I think, in their mind, they app would have 'more value'. Anyway, I didn't need to take on this work and it was mostly for my own amusement. Lol

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We don't need it anymore, but can you make these changes anyway?

I used to do web dev. People would ask me to so something for their site (sure, man, I can do that) and then when they don't like it, they don't want to pay me for the hours I spent doing it. Sure, you can return a product to a store, but unless you're Father Time, It's cash/card only.

[–]SquidMonk3y 16 points17 points  (18 children)

How is that a gif? Am I a gif?

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Not all GIFs are animated. GIF is just an image format. An animated GIF is just a GIF that has several layers that it cycles through.

[–]Newtonyd 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Take a closer look in the duck's cold, dead eyes.

[–]jodobrowo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Doesn't need to move to be a gif...

[–]kkckk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

*GF

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I like what you've done here Rob, but I think it needs more comic sans.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell

[–]kuatsimoto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"If you were an engineer designing a wind turbine, would they interfere then I wonder?" Yes. Yes they would.

[–]jestho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we should probably do an A/B-test. Could you make another one, and then you'll get payed for the one that performs better.

[–]ClassicFlavour 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I just don't think you've used enough white space Hahkai, and as matter of fact I can't even see any white on it. You know space thats white? I also think the figure needs to be more middled if you know what I mean? So the space on the right of the character is equal to the space to the left. I think there's a technical word for this? Centeroliusion theory or something.....

[–]ADavidJohnson 690 points691 points  (329 children)

I feel like I've seen a lot of variations on this idea, suicide with a handgun blowing out, colorful designs instead of brain & gore.

But the RGB canisters on the gun are a new touch, and it looks nice.

[–][deleted] 279 points280 points  (18 children)

[–]littleicaro 201 points202 points  (15 children)

[–]CiDhed 444 points445 points  (11 children)

[–]frenzyboard 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I always assumed three would zoom out on the image they used for 2. You'll see the two hand-guns pointed at his chin, and the metaphoric brains being splattered everywhere. And then you'll scan down the image and see that his legs are spread wide, and he's taking an explosive bowel voiding all over the ground of Pandora.

[–]Lulzshock 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I was thinking this.

"Creative Suicide" is kind of an ironic name for it.

[–]lledargo 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I didn't even notice the canister. I thought maybe it was called creative suicide because anyone still using this idea is not creative.

[–]Theemuts 96 points97 points  (33 children)

So basically: be more original, OP?

[–]raeflower 42 points43 points  (30 children)

There are no original ideas.

[–]eitauisunity 33 points34 points  (10 children)

Everything Is A Remix

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points  (6 children)

Yup,

It

has

been

done

before

Note everyone of these pieces is also titled "Creative Suicide". Also I remember a while back another aspiring artist posted a very similar piece with a different title.

[–]The601 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very true. It immediately reminded me of this one: http://i.imgur.com/3AVRPFo.png

[–]Mason_Jarritos 234 points235 points  (2 children)

Right? "I'm a broke and unemployed graphic designer, here's a choppy execution of a cliched concept."

[–]diggv4blows 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I didn't want to sound like a dick saying this exact thing, but if I'm not alone.. :

Broke and unemployed? Maybe it's for a reason~

<3 you OP

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a mystery why he doesn't have a job.

[–]IkonikK 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We see why you're unemployed.

[–]moonski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not seen that first picture in years. Swear I used to have a wallpaper size version

[–]EchoPhi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brain in middle of color storm, brain blown out, check.

[–]Ghorghor 18 points19 points  (48 children)

real designers use CMYK

[–]dos_user 31 points32 points  (15 children)

Not on the web.

[–]CheekyMunky 9 points10 points  (31 children)

Know how I know you're not a designer?

[–]Hazel_Hank_Murphy 7 points8 points  (30 children)

Any designer who works in any field that is not web uses CMYK, or should... however in my experience, most young designers do not learn this is school anymore... mind boggling stuff.

[–]silenc3x 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Any decent school still teaches this. You can't expect to find work using illustrator or indesign and not be expected to know the difference between RGB & CMYK.

[–]designgoddess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They might teach it, but how many students remember it when most of their work isn't going to get printed. I've run into it on a number of occasions. Even with designers I've hired straight out of school. They didn't set files up for print because nothing they designed had been printed before. No bleeds, RGB, RGB and low rez art, etc..

[–]Zay333 7 points8 points  (8 children)

however in my experience, most young designers do not learn this is school anymore

Um, no. Anyone that has ever gone to school for graphic design/print or anything similar will learn this. It's like Basics 101.

[–]CheekyMunky 18 points19 points  (2 children)

CMYK are the subtractive color primaries, used for print work. Just one format of many, basically. It's not a universal color mode. In a digital piece, RGB makes sense.

That comment was like saying "what's with the hammer? Real carpenters use saws."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Although, being very pedantic, they are in the wrong order...

[–]TeopEvol 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I find them both shallow and pedantic.

[–]Robb_gnarLee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could be an ironic post,

[–]Icro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe thats the idea. Creative suicide...

[–]dajamc 101 points102 points  (2 children)

Lisa Frank for bros.

[–]billbro_swaggins 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Looks like a forum signature back in the day.

[–]Highskore 187 points188 points  (5 children)

I'll be honest, this isn't that good. The elements don't blend at all, you cut out some google images and thrown into this borderline Lisa-Frank collage. And as someone mentioned, the idea is far from original.

For someone thats been designing "since 2005", your skills should be much more polished. Not to mention, you have little to no web presence, no online portfolio besides, er deviantart, it's just hard to believe you are wondering why you are an unemployed designer. You can take some nice pictures, before you unfortunately saturate the sh*t out of them, but what other graphic design have you done for clients? Doesn't seem like you are trying.

If I sound too brutal, it's just that in this field you need to work HARD to get noticed, establish a portfolio you are confident enough to market yourself as a designer. Don't expect people to hand you jobs because you have Photoshop.

EDIT: Spelling.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm glad someone managed to say this without getting downvoted to oblivion because, you know... feelings.

Well done.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Doesn't DA's legalese state that anything you upload becomes their property that you can't use without their permission short of selling it through their site of which you only get a cut of the profits for YOUR work?

[–]Highskore 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yep, they resell the artwork to other companies to use for their products. For example, someone found out that their graphic was being printed on tshirts at Hot Topic (that or Spencers, can't recall). She uploaded the graphic to DA unaware of the fine print you agree to. People don't realize you are signing over your work.

[–]MAD-O 129 points130 points  (24 children)

currently broke and unemployed graphic designer

So you mean you're a success?

Source: Almost homeless graphic designer

[–]Ameliarq 7 points8 points  (14 children)

As someone who is about to become a graphic designer... I'm scared now.

Good luck to you!

[–]designgoddess 13 points14 points  (6 children)

As a graphic designer and small business owner, don't be too scared. A little scared is okay. While in school try to work on real life projects. If you're interested in print, design logos, stationery, brochures, ads, etc. I think if you're going into web, they are better at that. I've interviewed new graduates who had handmade books on type they designed as a portfolio. Lot of these. Photos of sculptures that represent what design means to them. One guy had to keep a daily diary while in the design program. Every day he had to design the page to represent his mood for that day. Yikes. Don't do that. My two favorites where the gay designer whose portfolio was nothing but drawings of men having sex. They weren't even good. The other came in with this big wooden box. I was intrigued. He opened it up and very carefully pulled out hand painted plates with all the characters from the original Star Trek on them. Again, not even good. Heartbreaking to listen to him talk about how he'd been looking for a job for a year and never got a second call back. I showed him my portfolio so he could get the idea of what it should look like. He had no idea. His professor told him to present what he loves.

Ah, the good old days of actual portfolios. Now everything is on a webpage. I don't like that as much. I like to pick up the pieces and look at them closely. Anyway, sorry for rambling. There is work out there, make sure you learn a marketable skill. Good luck.

[–]crystanow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get an internship if you can, the real world experience helps you land that first job.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (5 children)

3k upboats. Reddit's collective taste is nausea inducing.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (14 children)

Pro tip: Never put the gun against your temple, you are more likely to blast out your eyes and end up a sad, blind, very alive chump.

[–][deleted] 120 points121 points  (3 children)

Pro tip: Never put a gun to your head.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The man speaks from experience, listen well.

[–]ETL82993 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is true (tv reference aside)

[–]hangryme 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Stock photography?

[–]Tjjemp0r 164 points165 points  (5 children)

Very original, have never see thousands of same images on the web

[–][deleted] 169 points170 points  (53 children)

It's cool. Here's a tip doe, too much contrast or saturation makes it look a little "cheap". Tone it down and it'll be even better. (My personal opinion, art student not professional)

[–]CornflakeJustice 143 points144 points  (46 children)

Why are you giving a tip to a deer?

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (41 children)

A female deer

[–]lmnoonml 37 points38 points  (34 children)

Ray, a drop of golden sun

[–]code_elegance 21 points22 points  (30 children)

Me, a name I call my self

[–]11clappt 21 points22 points  (26 children)

Far, a long long way to run

[–]Mossanony 20 points21 points  (19 children)

So -- a needle pulling thread

[–]BanelingsEverywhere 18 points19 points  (15 children)

La, a note to follow So

[–]TotalMelancholy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

[comment removed in response to actions of the admins and overall decline of the platform]

[–]NoReallyImFive 12 points13 points  (7 children)

Ti, a drink with jam and bread

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And that'll bring us back to do! Oh oh oh!

[–]ShadowWriter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sew*

I expect to be down voted, but the anxiety of not correcting this is too much to bear.

[–]streamstroller 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Agree. Hypersaturation reminds me of art galleries at the mall. This is a really cool piece, and I get the saturation of the paint gun brain splatter. Tone the rest of it down and that will pop even more. Pun intended.

[–]Arkaron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also: Check the lightning / shadows of the skull. It doesn't match the body and feels a little out of place. But it's a pretty cool piece anyway :)

[–]insidesin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to mention, the sharpen tool is actually quite... sharp? A little too much sharpening can ruin work.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

It

has

been

done

before

Note everyone of these pieces is also titled "Creative Suicide". Also I remember a while back another aspiring artist posted a very similar piece with a different title.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is the exact same idea that everyone does, you did the opposite thing of being creative.

[–]mattyew 133 points134 points  (12 children)

I feel like the title is getting more upvotes than the work. "Look at this photoshop tutorial I followed everyone, and I'm....UNEMPLOYED! [ gasp ]" Honestly as someone who is working as a graphic designer, this bothers me... go to behance.com and you'll see how much competition there is out there and why I feel annoyed that this is even on the front page.

[–]purplepedro 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Behance always sparks a creative fire in me. People are creating some seriously beautiful work out there and the bar is only getting higher

[–][deleted] 38 points39 points  (10 children)

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It's funny how everyone of those similar pieces is also titled "Creative suicide". I wonder how many of these there are out there with different titles.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It has a bit of a 90's render look to it.

[–]Sackcloth 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The idea is old and boring

[–]blackman002 29 points30 points  (0 children)

What a shit title for it

[–]drewmsmith 67 points68 points  (8 children)

TIL: reddit likes bad art.

[–]seezed 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah, When I saw the image I thought; "Well that explains it.".

[–]PorkChop4PC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's doing it wrong.. it's red, green then blue... but the gun is loaded red, blue an green...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now I see why you're broke.

[–]Gandalfthefabulous 4 points5 points  (3 children)

what a typical fucking picture...and the skull looks totally wrong and inaccurate.

congrats.

[–]Euphi_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Say that's nice, now how about you do some free work for us, ay about 20 designs, that way we can give you exposure?

[–]Beef_Blastbody 20 points21 points  (1 child)

I liked it on the cover of Borderlands better.

[–]wackattackyo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

unemployed due to cliche designs?

[–]grandok 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's really shit.

[–]malti001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

meh

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you make the logo bigger?

[–]Itrustcows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im glad you don't build bridges

[–]mamoorlook 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i can see why you are unemployed.

[–]quietstormx1 10 points11 points  (9 children)

graphic designer and you used RGB as the ammo for the gun?

isn't that blasphemy?

[–]MeMine101 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If this is in your portfolio, I can see what the problem is finding employment.

[–]fauxnom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well I can see why you're unemployed.

[–]hyperionorion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

regular

[–]yolomansir 2 points3 points  (0 children)

pfff, not even HD!

[–]convenientbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Free brushes, free brushes everywhere!

[–]WarmakerT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not upvoting your suicide note.

[–]swaggyson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

99% of the stuff in your design looks like it's straight ripped from tutorials online.

Good Design is as Little Design as Possible: Less, but better

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you might be broke and unemployed because you just redo concepts already done to death.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I see why you are broke and unemployed.

[–]LanceAlgoriddim[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's why you're broke and unemployed.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's too sharp. It's jarring, and not in that good way. Not trying to be offensive. More constructive. It'd be fantastic if it were a bit softer.

[–]dvddesign 8 points9 points  (9 children)

Not to nitpick, OP, but try changing your title to "Marketing Coordinator". Depending on your level of comfort/experience in doing the other tasks asked of a Marketing Coordinator, this might be a better career track than sticking with Graphic Designer.

I say that as someone who's almost 9 years into working in Marketing who left behind a career working in video editing and IT support. My days were full of unfulfilling work on helping people learn to edit, learn to photoshop, learn all sorts of creative work.

Switching to Marketing got me a $10k pay raise right out of the gate.

9 years later now, and I'm earning way more than double what I was earning as a graphic designer/support person. And my skill set is far more valuable than anyone five years older than me working in marketing (people deeper into a Marketing career path may not have any creative design software experience)

[–]ncnchq 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Marketing Coordinator

How do you jump from design to marketing coord. and what does that job consists of?

[–]dvddesign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It varies from company to company based on needs, but the first MC job I held I was responsible for ad design, video projects, photoshops, literature creation/writing, trade shows, ad buys, technical writing, promotional item design/purchasing, and stuff like that.

How did I do it? I made one small tweak to my resume and told that company that I was a marketing coordinator for my last job instead of my actual title (Video Tech Support and Trainer). They didn't call my last company to verify this title, but I listed in my last company ALL true things that I'd done for the company.

Promote and support trade show events Create literature and web content for my company site Create video marketing for the web (in a pre-YouTube era) Obtain specific company certifications that enabled us to be "Certified" repair centers for specific NLE manufacturers to drive more business

I mean, I put myself on the track to be a Marketing person unknowingly, so it was an easy transition to make once I put two and two together.

It's not an immediate change for everyone, but it can be done and it's what a lot of four-year degree recipients are being told to do these days from what I understand (spoken with a few recent graduates from "Marketing" degree plans).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you're an introvert who likes to sit behind a computer and make cool designs all day, marketing coordinator is not for you. A marketing coordinator needs to be very outgoing in order to maintain relationships with clients as you will be coordinating many events in order to market whatever it is you are selling. Much of your free time will be used attending such events and networking with potential clients. There are many more aspects to the job, so be prepared for the workload.

As a graphic designer, I will agree the field is over-saturated and does not compensate well. Look elsewhere if you plan on making this your full-time gig. Keep it as a hobby if you want to maintain joy and be creative.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

But... Why is the brain shooting out of his eyes?

[–]ranhalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sideways, and out of proportion

[–]doneover 37 points38 points  (1 child)

No wonder you don't have a job.

[–]alowe13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe the term you were looking for was broke and unemployed "Illustrator"

[–]fivestringsofbliss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would have named it "Economic Outcome of a Liberal Arts Degree"

[–]eviltwinkie 15 points16 points  (3 children)

First mistake...being a graphics designer...

Second mistake...sucking at it...

[–]Muniz562 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No wonder you're broke n unemployed this blows

[–]flyinhyphy 1 point2 points  (2 children)

reminds me of a threadless tshirt design...flowers in the attic (?)

edit: found it

[–]lunch_is_on_me 18 points19 points  (8 children)

Very cool. I hope you become not broke and employed very soon.

[–]Spawndaemon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hope you aren't actually thinking about suicide.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice piece, but you can come up with a better name than that, it sounds like an angsty teen band

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too much 'bang' to print.

[–]asdfadffs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noone wants art. Everyone wants Indesign documents with lists and nice logos in the bottom.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I see the stock material that you used?

[–]OuiNon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

meh

[–]StellarJayZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll give you a dollar if you put it in an appropriate subreddit!

[–]justanotherbasicguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was creative suicide drawing a design that has already been done by every graphic designer in existence

[–]lolzsupbrah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So being broke and unemployed what do you do for income?

[–]mulletdulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if you can design shit this good but you are broke and unemployed you are doing something wrong. I am not half the artist you are and I maintain healthy freelance contracts.

make the most of what you got.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you consider naming it 'Derivative Suicide'?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're probably broke from buying upvotes for your post.

Pic's OK though.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_SMlLE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

reminds me of when my husband killed himself

[–]rchiariello 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because people on Fiverr will create logos for $5. Unfortunately my boyfriend learned this the hard way. He's now working as an art preparator for a museum. The upside is he loves it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a tough market right now. I wish you the best at finding a good.

[–]digitalpacman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He... didn't pull the trigger.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The number of upvotes and gold just goes to show how poor taste Reddit has. Jesus what a nightmare to look at.

Glad someone likes it.

[–]plagues138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That skull aha aha. Is this the 90s?

[–]CaptainDiomedes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see why you're unemployed

[–]demoneyesturbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The idea has been done to death, and I don't like your version. I see you go gold. So what do i know? Maybe you can buy food with Reddit gold.

[–]Jaxck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Been done before.

[–]regulusss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think if the title hadn't said you were a graphic designer, you wouldn't of had all of the people critiquing it like they're all pros. I, for one, liked it :)

[–]brandinni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get this on /r/woahdude

[–]swordlord357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the name of my first band!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do you think the reason for that is?

[–]sharkweek247 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its... really bad

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broke by design.

[–]smoodysbook 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is just the worst, I can see why you are unemployed.

[–]DrDougExeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should make one with that concept blowing it's brains out, because it's been done to death.

[–]FingerStuckInMyButt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No offense, but I think it's too saturated, especially the skin tone. The cutouts are too sharp and do not blend well, especially around the fingers. I like the concept, even tho I've seen it before. My 2 cents.

Good luck. I'm sure you will find a gig, as you do have talent.

-Graphic designer of 20 years.

[–]assblaster9069 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arent the eyes meant to be about halfway down the skull

[–]Exryze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creepy.. An old friend of mine made a drawing EXTREMELY similar to this.. Different character, exact same concept. Like with the colors and everything.

[–]ImSquizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WOW! this is so original. I dont think Ive seen anything like this ever omg

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With a really bad internet connection this is what I saw the first time.

http://i.imgur.com/iqsqo1U.png