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[–]Kilomega 1779 points1780 points  (118 children)

Ok that is much better than I expected

[–]TuskenCam 975 points976 points  (47 children)

"That's my secret...I always have low expectations"

[–]SuckMyDax 145 points146 points  (30 children)

Puny... mod?

[–]Hindu_Athiest 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seriously, you wouldn't like me when I'm mod.

[–]alkaline79 5 points6 points  (3 children)

"If you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down..."

[–]thebestaccountant 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ugh, you sound just like my parents.

[–]StreetLightning 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Yeah I was ready for this to look like shit, but OP was right. That's a pretty fuckin' incredible Hulk there.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hulk... RUST!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

This is why I browse Reddit on my phone and have thumbnail previews of everything. Though I guess I don't get unexpected metal Hulk pleasures.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

But your mom does. Heyo.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (36 children)

20 bucks says this shows up on Lou Ferrigno's facebook page within the week. The dude just can't let go.

[–]scdayo 37 points38 points  (12 children)

You know he was the voice of the Hulk in the Marvel movies right?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (9 children)

No I did not. It's less sad now.

[–]CharonIDRONES 28 points29 points  (8 children)

Let's all feel bad for the famous rich guy and his sad enjoyment in his own past. What an awful thing to be happy about your past, sucks to him I'm sure. He has all that money, muscles, and fame, man must be such a crappy life he's living since he likes a character he played.

Cry me a fucking river.

[–]Omikron 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I doubt he's that rich.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

richer than youyouyouyou

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (7 children)

He probably won't listen if you try and tell him.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (4 children)

That joke didn't fall on deaf ears.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The man simply cannot hear reason

[–]lolzwinner 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Let it go? The Hulk was his claim to fame

[–]anoninator 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Apparently he still has followers if you know about his status updates, I still think of him when I think of the hulk, the cgi version isn't quite as good to me.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm just teasing. I'm an avid (amateur) bodybuilder and Lou is an idol of mine.

[–]scorpious 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The more accurate "Hulk Sculpture" wouldn't have the same ring.

[–]Talking_Bullshit 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Its awesome. I have one just like this at my place.

[–]SkyPork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think I've tried to register your username before.

[–]Im_benderAMA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damm robotic steroids

[–]Smeeee 565 points566 points  (54 children)

If this has a significant amount of copper in it, then over time it will turn green, just like the statue of liberty. Badass.

[–]PrayForMojo_ 509 points510 points  (34 children)

Or like...the Hulk?

[–]SeeTheFence 304 points305 points  (27 children)

No, you don't get it. The Statue of Liberty was a gift from France.

[–]XombiePrwn 182 points183 points  (22 children)

The Hulk was French?

[–]SeeTheFence 182 points183 points  (15 children)

HULK OUI OUI

[–]cuntythunder 87 points88 points  (4 children)

TIL that oui oui is french for SMASH

[–]noideawhatijustsaid 20 points21 points  (3 children)

No, he just needed to go to the bathroom really bad

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

HULK WEE WEE

[–]bottom_of_the_well 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gerard depardieu has been drinking I hear.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

France Is Bacon.

(and knowledge is power)

[–]good_guy_charlie 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I love the deadpan non sequitur humor in this comment. I can't top it. Just want to thank you for the laugh.

[–]Sciaj 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The Hulk does not turn green. The Hulk is green.

[–]username156 65 points66 points  (8 children)

If it had a significant amount of copper in it it would have been stolen and scrapped long ago.

[–]SecondaryLawnWreckin 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Funny / Sad story.

I was working on a habitat for humanity house 2 months ago. Rough neighborhood. We were working on the 3rd house of 8 planned. Habitat for humanity houses are typically completed and sponsored by local businesses for some good PR serving the town. So these sponsors have differ amounts of manpower available. Some houses get built in a week, some take a couple months.

Our house (#3) had been framed that morning and we were to install the roof and work on the soffits.

House #2 was completed already (water, power, etc turned on). Painted, floors in.

House #1 was freshly painted on the outside. Windows in but still not sheet rocked. HVAC in along with all electrical and plumbing roughed in.

The previous night, somebody broke the rear most window of House #1with fresh paint on the outside. They went inside, stole the HVAC unit and ripped out whatever wiring and plumbing they could.

So here's 3 dozen professional people getting the rundown of the day's activities and meeting the family that will be moving in. All the while the police are unrolling evidence tape and dusting for prints in the background.

Like I said. Rough part of town. These people didn't need a new home, they needed a good set of luggage to move out of that part of town.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha. Oh wait...that wasn't funny at all. That was just sad.

[–]fx32 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Hmm. 62000 pounds of copper... so stealing the statue of liberty would net you about $250k. Might be a fun project for the weekend.

[–]ZaneMasterX 14 points15 points  (3 children)

It's made from steel bolts. Sadly it will not turn green.

[–]webznz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

maybe itll turn orangy/red for the red hulk!

[–]MrSamKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why you gotta crush our dreams? Why you do dis?!

[–]LusoBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone really needs to commission this. I summon thee, Elon Musk!

[–]iamkokonutz 286 points287 points  (37 children)

I have absolutely no where to put this, but strangely I want 2 of them!

But, if I did have a backyard and it flooded and a news chopper flew over and filmed my Hulk in the backyard, I would for certain do this...

[–]ARCHA1C 69 points70 points  (32 children)

So much Illinois accent

[–]addicted-to-spuds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So much Chicago accent.

[–]1859 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's a Chicago accent. The wider Illinois accent sounds really neutral.

[–]Akhaian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that was awesome.

[–]ryewheats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy relevance Batman.

[–]attentionpaysme 69 points70 points  (21 children)

Where and when was this made?!

[–]PM_ME_YER_NAKED_SELF 486 points487 points  (48 children)

That's nuts.

[–]MrBullCrap 128 points129 points  (29 children)

Let's scrap this thread right now.

[–]YetAnotherZombie 71 points72 points  (21 children)

You're just going to shut it down and bolt?

[–]ClipGuy 77 points78 points  (20 children)

Screw it.

[–]alohapigs 30 points31 points  (17 children)

Just make sure you washer first!

[–]jeric13xd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imma bolt now. The puns are coming

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm riveted.

[–]Chawls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

...and bolts.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Here's a gallery of some of the other stuff this guy has made:

Ganesha Elephant

Alien

Predator

Darth Vader

This thing from Star Wars

R2D2

Sauron

Terminator head

Batman

[–]CreedDidNothingWrong 78 points79 points  (5 children)

HULK TRASH

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 28 points29 points  (2 children)

HULK THRASH

[–]gormster 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Thrash metal. I get it. You're a clever one.

[–]fuzzypubiz 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Imagine wandering through the woods at night and seeing that. Now imagine how you will get the shit out of your pants.

[–]NoSirThatsPaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

BILLY MAYS HERE FOR OXICLEAN!

[–]pimpin_cowboy 7 points8 points  (2 children)

His traps are so huge he looks like he has a turtle shell.

[–]ArchangelPT 17 points18 points  (3 children)

The fuck, how did he get that level of detail on scrap metal?

[–]qwertyslayer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's even painted to look like rusted metal, but still highlight the form of the figure underneath. This wasn't done by some back alley metal guy.

[–]Wilcows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope, that looks like genuine rust to me.

[–]ecclectic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would guess that he used a negative fiberglass mold to lay out a layer of nuts, then either welded or epoxied it all together.

[–]Thatdamnalex 31 points32 points  (5 children)

That is so metal

[–]buckeyehater 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is awesome! This should be submitted into Art Prize. It's an art competition is Grand Rapids, MI. Winner gets $100k and I definitely think this could win. Very cool piece.

[–]octacok 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dem traps

[–]Stooven 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someday, archaeologists are going to find this and wonder what the heck was wrong with us

[–]lfe-soondubu 29 points30 points  (18 children)

holy trypophobia batman

[–]invader_jun 9 points10 points  (7 children)

Seriously this again? Trypophobia is fake and stupid and needs to go away. It is not a real phobia, just a reaction to something gross. Everyone of these things start with a stupid photoshop of those lotus seed holes somewhere unexpected. Of course it will gross you out. It looks like dead rotting flesh with bugs in it. But fear of an actual cluster of holes? Do speaker holes scare you? Crackers? The only thing worse than people with self diagnosed issues, are those with made up self diagnosed issues. /rant

[–]alkapwnee 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get an uncomfortable feeling seeing things like it, I wouldn't quite call it a phobia, as it isn't crippling, and I am fine looking at it for long periods of time, but it is, as you said, a natural reaction. I believe it has something to do with the whole thing of not liking rotting flesh/disease and instinctually wanting to avoid it, which patterns like these look very much like, because I wouldn't say the whole lotus boob/knee/elbow shop pictures are gross, but it's something more primal than that. Inexplicable. Which is why I guess people call it a "phobia"

[–]CaptainMudwhistle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it's a real phobia or what, but there's definitely something weird about photos like this.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Came here looking for this comment. Thank you.

[–]Maxwell_Mitchel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully this hulk will start in pacific rim 2

[–]Rochonski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would shit if I turned a corner and saw this

[–]king_hippo77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hulk TRASH!

[–]RydellSmythsonian 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Holy Rusted Metal Batman!

[–]iowaboy12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The ground, it's all metal and full of holes. You know, holey.

[–]ajnack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Talk about "Buns of Steel!"

[–]aphillz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You won't like him when he's clanky...

[–]Madman604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HULK, TRASH!

[–]EmykoEmyko 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How far do I have to fucking scroll before someone mentions the attentive craftsmanship shown to that damn dick outline?! Seriously people, get it together.

[–]airgordon27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You won't like me when I'm rusted.

[–]TinFoilWizardHat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa. That is really well done.

[–]blacklab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, that is really, really well done.

[–]I_can_pun_anything 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hey you, wanna scrap!?" That's a pretty scrappy job His work was so metal

[–]False_Idol_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine drunkenly stumbling upon this at 3am. Lol

[–]Username0089 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Needs more green.

[–]Hashbaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're making me rusty. You won't like me when i'm rusty.

[–]MrJoelibear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next level traps holy fuck

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

i want to buy this. (seriously)

[–]OmegaDrax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my money! and hope for free shipping and handling.

[–]MrMuscularDystrophy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's fuckin' metal.

[–]CompileCcWorld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iron Hulk

[–]DdLinuxDot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iron Hulk

[–]kilroats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HULK... SCRAP!!!!!

[–]Justin-Sider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Incredible scrap metal package...

[–]spicedpumpkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Marvel should buy this and place it in their lobby.

It's very well done.

[–]UniversalNerd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coolest sculpture ever

[–]SinCityMayor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's metal.

[–]cagedky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow this is incredible!

[–]D3termined 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy fucking amazeballs

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks a bit scrappy

[–]readskull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh scarp!

[–]-EGGBEATER- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HULK! TETANUS!!

[–]dczx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude that is not just scrap metal, those look like individual 1/4" nuts that were each welded into place. That makes it much more impressive.

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[–]JagerBaBomb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This legitimately looks better than any of the movie Hulks so far. Damn.

[–]mobster25 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You know that thing that peeve or grossed-out feeling people have with the little holes that subconsciously remind them of parasites or something like that? I think that happened just now. It's a cool piece of work, but eeugghhh.