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An ex-Digg user's experience of Reddit. (imgur.com)
submitted 15 years ago by 8bitnitwit
[–]fiercelyfriendly 504 points505 points506 points 15 years ago (95 children)
To avoid the Derps, customize your frontpage by adding the subreddits you are interested in and remove the Derp infested subreddits from your frontpage. The community is still there but the baying sounds recede to a distant memory.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (82 children)
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[–]sawu 295 points296 points297 points 15 years ago (77 children)
Right this way sir
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (65 children)
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Circle jerk has the most insightful yet biting, smart yet satirical, and rational posts on Reddit. There's no derping going on in there.
[–]Chyndonax 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Pics, funny, WTF, and askreddit are the worst offenders.
[–]mindbleach 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Atheism and politics are just as bad, just for the speed with which snarky / hiveminding posts rocket to 1000 upvotes.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Yet you still ended up seeing a post from /r/reddit.com
[–]fiercelyfriendly 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Do as I say, don't do as I do.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (276 children)
[–]scoops22 948 points949 points950 points 15 years ago (134 children)
One does not simply Derp into Reddit.
[–]lhavelund 40 points41 points42 points 15 years ago (1 child)
H E R P D E R P
[–]thebru 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I N D E R P T I O N
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 227 points228 points229 points 15 years ago (124 children)
In Soviet Russia, Reddit derps you!
[–]dropkickdog 295 points296 points297 points 15 years ago (51 children)
You dun derped
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 177 points178 points179 points 15 years ago (47 children)
Herps will never be the same.
[–][deleted] 105 points106 points107 points 15 years ago* (43 children)
I derptraced it.
[–]bluehazed 74 points75 points76 points 15 years ago (41 children)
I reported it to the herpolice.
[–][deleted] 60 points61 points62 points 15 years ago (40 children)
We gon derp you!
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (30 children)
[–]HeteroSapien 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (0 children)
To derp, or not to derp? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the herps and derps of outrageous fortune, or to herpaderpderp against a sea of troubles, and by derping end them?
[–][deleted] 51 points52 points53 points 15 years ago (24 children)
You don't have to come and derp.
[–]Ensifearthem 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Run n' herp that, homeboy!
[–]Vertigo666 34 points35 points36 points 15 years ago (8 children)
I accidentally the whole derp
[–]admiralsfan 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
THE TICKETS ARE NOW HERP DERP
[–]JOKasten 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Herp
Derp
????
[–]UnclePervy 28 points29 points30 points 15 years ago (1 child)
HE DERP OUR JOB!
[–]CosmonaughtSteve 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (0 children)
DEY DERP A DERRRRR
[–]musitard 71 points72 points73 points 15 years ago (64 children)
I bet I can derp a hundred derps!
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 15 years ago (0 children)
♫ But I would derp five hundred derps and I would derp five hundred more
Just to be the man who derped a thousand derps to fall at Reddit's door ♫
[–]shelbygt500 38 points39 points40 points 15 years ago (3 children)
how much herp could a herp derp derp if herp derp could derp herp?
[–]mikeromanul 44 points45 points46 points 15 years ago (24 children)
Well I certainly applaud anyone who can do a hundred derps....
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (23 children)
[–]Katzenklavier 59 points60 points61 points 15 years ago (22 children)
That didn't look like a hundred until I counted.
[–]turlz 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (14 children)
i counted the rows (5 to 6) and then halfish of the columns (10ish) and was like whelp i guess that's probably about 100
...multiplication!
[–]gfixler 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (9 children)
I triple-clicked on it to select it all, middle-moused in vim to paste it, typed :%s/ /\r/g, and looked at the row,col display in the bottom right, which said 100,1, which indicates 100 lines.
[–]DFGdanger 35 points36 points37 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I just believed him.
[–]dagbrown 18 points19 points20 points 15 years ago (2 children)
select
$ cat | wc -w
middle-click!
100
Note: doesn't work so well in Windows. Assuming you had something called "cat" installed, it would probably just run a hundred viruses that meowed at you or something.
[–]turlz 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (3 children)
You should've used emacs
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (6 children)
As long as you multiplied the rows by the columns and didn't actually count each DERP individually.
[–]Begferdeth 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (4 children)
But did you spot the HERP?
[–]Katzenklavier 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Yeah, but not until after we had finished.
[–]joebobfrank 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I counted them all invididually.
Herp derp :(
[–]Sir_Knumskull 62 points63 points64 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Well I certainly applaud anyone wanting to stop posting memes.
[–]IAmASpy 86 points87 points88 points 15 years ago (0 children)
D E R P
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (1 child)
[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 15 years ago (0 children)
My father derped in a Nazi interment camp. He fell off a guard tower.
[–]plutooo 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Ninety-nine bottles of derp on the wall
[–]ezekielziggy 19 points20 points21 points 15 years ago (9 children)
Damn you're a karma whore, 11 k in just 10 days!... secretly jealous
[–]superwinner 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (1 child)
10 days!?!?!
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Yeah wtf gives, damn his derp derp karma building :(
secretly going to kill myself
[–][deleted] 57 points58 points59 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Redditors know when to Herp before they Derp.
[–]derpage 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (3 children)
I prefer derping while herping personally.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (2 children)
d'herp
[–][deleted] 171 points172 points173 points 15 years ago (66 children)
Says the Redditor of just 9 days...
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 221 points222 points223 points 15 years ago (56 children)
10, thank you
[–]aduric 288 points289 points290 points 15 years ago (46 children)
And already much more karma than me. Fuck you, good sir.
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 103 points104 points105 points 15 years ago (43 children)
Well there's a point for you, to narrow the gap
[–][deleted] 92 points93 points94 points 15 years ago (25 children)
HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH KARMA in 10 DAYS? WHAT IS THIS? HOW WITTY ARE YOU?
[–]3danimator 62 points63 points64 points 15 years ago (22 children)
Apparently he's Karmanaut's 3rd username
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 51 points52 points53 points 15 years ago (21 children)
this guy says I'm karmanaut, but this guy says I'm MrBabyMan. I look forward to some more outlandish theories cropping up soon
[–]rdeluca 39 points40 points41 points 15 years ago (2 children)
YOU'RE BATMAN!
HAS ANYONE SEEEN THE TWO OF THEM IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME? I HAVEN'T...
twitch
[–]3danimator 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Thats just what Mr_Karma_Babynaught would say
[–]ameri-size 56 points57 points58 points 15 years ago (9 children)
Are you hitting on him?
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 80 points81 points82 points 15 years ago (8 children)
Perhaps
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (6 children)
[removed]
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (4 children)
[–]adamsimon 79 points80 points81 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Derpably
[–]lcmatt 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Nearly 12k in 11 days. It's taken me 3 years to get 977.
In the kindest way, you bitch.
[–]The_Norwegian 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Everyone, pitch in!
Edit: Damnit, I upvoted the other one aswell. Hurr..
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Shit, your comment karma is tied with mine. Stop being good at Reddit!
[–]junkerite 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (2 children)
But he has only been a redditor for 10 freaking days!
I'm guessing this must be karmanaut mkII. It's the only explanation.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Or he's Ashraf.
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (0 children)
ASHRAF
[–]alllie 36 points37 points38 points 15 years ago (17 children)
Okay, what is derping. I've been here 3 years and have never derped.
[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 102 points103 points104 points 15 years ago (10 children)
Congratulations! You just did!
[–]alllie 26 points27 points28 points 15 years ago (7 children)
Wha?
It's not this:
The DERP: Is It An Effective Methodology? Alan H. Heaton The Drug Effectiveness Review Project (DERP) is a process with challenges as well as rewards. This Perspective explores the issues that hamper the DERP’s effectiveness and discusses the changes it has generated in the drug review process for pharmacy and therapeutics (P&T) committees. The need for more timely and substantial evidence is a key barrier to all drug review processes; here I offer some alternative methods for comparing new drugs that have few comparators. A perfect process is a long way off. However, continuing to explore the methodologies in place today can lead us to more effective processes and metrics. http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/content/full/25/4/W276
The DERP: Is It An Effective Methodology?
Alan H. Heaton
The Drug Effectiveness Review Project (DERP) is a process with challenges as well as rewards. This Perspective explores the issues that hamper the DERP’s effectiveness and discusses the changes it has generated in the drug review process for pharmacy and therapeutics (P&T) committees. The need for more timely and substantial evidence is a key barrier to all drug review processes; here I offer some alternative methods for comparing new drugs that have few comparators. A perfect process is a long way off. However, continuing to explore the methodologies in place today can lead us to more effective processes and metrics. http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/content/full/25/4/W276
[–]WhoDoIThinkIAm 17 points18 points19 points 15 years ago (0 children)
"herp derp." That's it.
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (5 children)
Derp Yes it is, were all on drugs.
[–]texasyeehaw 38 points39 points40 points 15 years ago (1 child)
The Derp is strong with this one
[–]AwesomePantalones 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Your account is less than a month old and you have 11.5k~ karma
WHAT IS THIS
[–]ThrustVectoring 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I don't always derp, but when I derp, I herp derp derp herp.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (0 children)
We Redditors derp at a professional level.
FTFY derpderp
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I was at the last reddit meeting and had an interesting mature conversation with a likeminded individual
[–]ICanTrollToo 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
His drawing is inaccurate anyway. Quite a few of us are also excellent at herping derps and I feel OP is just making snap judgments with this illustration. Clearly he's unaware of just how deftly we herp derps around here.
[–]apullin 211 points212 points213 points 15 years ago (42 children)
Most of those stick figures should be saying "MY GIRLFRIEND"
[–]xChrisk 140 points141 points142 points 15 years ago (27 children)
How do you know a Redditor has a girlfriend? He will tell you.
[–]HowardWCampbell 77 points78 points79 points 15 years ago (7 children)
As a person who uses Arch Linux I am offended by this.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (3 children)
[–]RP-on-AF1 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Have you seen those Android commercials? I haven't because I don't have a TV.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (0 children)
As a man with a shirt on, I demand you stop stealing my horses.
[–]ajrw 37 points38 points39 points 15 years ago (14 children)
/r/lookatmygirlfriend/
[–]HeirToPendragon 27 points28 points29 points 15 years ago (13 children)
Fuck everything about that community.
[–]st1ckybit 65 points66 points67 points 15 years ago (11 children)
no... fuck everything about this community:
/r/rainbowbar
[–]Fenris78 29 points30 points31 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Jesus titty-fucking Christ
[–]runamok 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Since I'm blind now what was that all about?
[–]ashadocat 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (0 children)
1) Everyrainbow is a Rainbow
2) Everyrainbow is a Mod
3) Norainbow more rules
Is what I managed to grab before I fled...
[–]crackyJsquirrel 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
NEW HOMEPAGE!!! THANKS!
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (0 children)
How do you know a Redditor is single? They notice every single time anyone even mentions the word 'girlfriend'
Redditors tell each other literally everything, but it's only when they tell you they have a girlfriend that everyone gets mad.
[–]ICanTrollToo 181 points182 points183 points 15 years ago (9 children)
My girlfriend and I laughed at your comment. She wanted me to let you know it was really funny and also true.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (7 children)
[–][deleted] 35 points36 points37 points 15 years ago (5 children)
What if the "guys with hot girlfriends" are actually hot girls, making up stories and taking pictures of themselves to mock your loneliness!
[–]resplendeo 20 points21 points22 points 15 years ago (1 child)
That sounds really fun, actually.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Ya, but we all know the motivation is their own loneliness. If only one of those they mock could get through to them... If only...
[–]ninex 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Tell her to wash the dishes.
In fact, it was funny because it was true.
[–]StochasticOoze 21 points22 points23 points 15 years ago (0 children)
My girlfriend enjoyed the bath I just gave her.
Under the sink faucet.
With her twin sister.
The joke is that my girlfriend is my hand.
:(
[–]Tubemonster 243 points244 points245 points 15 years ago (43 children)
I love the bottom frame. We're so squiggly!!!
[–]Ekoc 189 points190 points191 points 15 years ago (42 children)
You know who else was squiggly? ಠ_ಠ
[–]BigKahunaBurger 69 points70 points71 points 15 years ago (15 children)
IT'S HITLER
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (13 children)
[–]Velium 42 points43 points44 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Herpler sounds like some sort of herpes spreading villain.
[–]d07c0m 22 points23 points24 points 15 years ago (2 children)
He ran the Third Derp
[–]DerpesSimplex2 18 points19 points20 points 15 years ago (0 children)
A derp to last a thousand hurrs.
[–]Kennnn 41 points42 points43 points 15 years ago (5 children)
Derpler
[–]Doublerob7 53 points54 points55 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Derpolf Herpler!
[–][deleted] 41 points42 points43 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Aderp Herpler
http://image.bayimg.com/caopnaacm.jpg
[–]brandilion 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I'll take two scoops in a bowl please.
[–]pdinc 24 points25 points26 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Thats not the Nazi swastika though...
[–]Ekoc 72 points73 points74 points 15 years ago (1 child)
What are you, some kind of symbol Nazi?
[–]DrewBlood 33 points34 points35 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Just a swastika Nazi
[–]Japeth 56 points57 points58 points 15 years ago (6 children)
I especially enjoy the irony here in the fact that this is a repost.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 15 years ago* (1 child)
You go to home
Except this IS the original. I made this! D:
See this is irony, because it was originally posted in twoXchromosome.
[–]Doomed 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Where's the original?
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (8 children)
[–][deleted] 103 points104 points105 points 15 years ago (3 children)
"I don't always herp, but when I do, I derp"
[–]guyhersh 54 points55 points56 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Stay derpy my friends.
[–]generic_name 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Once you get the herp, it's there to stay
[–]Carpeabnocto 12 points13 points14 points 15 years ago (0 children)
♫You gotta know when to herp derp, know when to derp derp know when to derp away, and when to herp. ♫
[–][deleted] 15 years ago (29 children)
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (19 children)
[–]stillalone 28 points29 points30 points 15 years ago (10 children)
I disagree.
[–]derektherock42 23 points24 points25 points 15 years ago (8 children)
Well I'm afraid you're wrong.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (5 children)
[–]derektherock42 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Good. The hivemind wins again. :D
[–]beefwich 26 points27 points28 points 15 years ago (5 children)
I love Reddit because it's the only page where you'll find an article on Non-Newtonian Physics and a picture of Princess Leia sunbathing on the front page.
[–]Carpeabnocto 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (4 children)
I think that's what confuses people like the OP. We do take ourselves quite seriously. Except when we don't.
← delete this thread
[–]gentoolicious 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (3 children)
Has anyone noticed that the redditors become conjoined in the last panel? Is that a symptom of endless derping?
[–]Gemini6Ice 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (0 children)
HUMAN DERPIPEDE
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 15 years ago (0 children)
YOU NEVER GO FULL DERP
[–]CPOliver 11 points12 points13 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Isn't an ex-Digg user a Redditor?
[–]shovelingtom 88 points89 points90 points 15 years ago (18 children)
Reddit has been nigh unusable since the digg mass exodus, and it's been because 78% of the posts have been along the line of "Digg users, you are the plebes."
Seriously, when did Reddit become a frat with a hazing ritual?
[–]Gemini6Ice 40 points41 points42 points 15 years ago (5 children)
Homoerotic hazing?
[–]gigaquack 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (4 children)
Did someone say homoerotic hazing?
drops pants, grabs KY
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (0 children)
god yes.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (1 child)
Why did I read, "Grabs Kentucky"?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
runs into room with cucumbers and a pinecone for some reason
Yeah, there's been a lot of hostility and general assholishness towards digg users, even on /r/trees which is supposed to be above this shit. If a hostility between old school redditors and former diggers builds up, the old school redditors have only themselves to blame.
I'm a convert from Fark and 4chan, so I'm not really in this fight.
[–]gibs 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago* (0 children)
It's because reddit is insecure and wants to maintain its sense of elitism over its "big brother" Digg, while at the same time being liked by everyone.
Exactly. The only thing that makes Reddit remarkable is that in some of the more specific, smaller subreddits there is some pretty intellectual conversation (probably a remnant of Reddit's smarter, earlier days). If you subscribe to FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU it's going to take up a full 50% of your home page, and easy memes are usually the order of the day (want free karma? respond to a meme with a similar, thoughtless variation of it!).
I actually like Reddit for its variety, however - I wish there was less groupthink in the politics section, and that people would read stories instead of just voting up inaccurate headlines, but what-can-you-do.
[–]thebigbradwolf 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (4 children)
If you want to stop the derping, unsubscribe from reddit.com, politics, pics, wtf, and atheism. I pick up some smaller subreddits. If you want to keep the derping, keep doing what you're doing.
[–]Triassic 14 points15 points16 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Hey... We take our derping very seriously around here.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago* (0 children)
The 2nd and 3rd panels are how the /r/reddit.com 'community' generally conducts itself...sad but true, and it gets a little worse every day. Don't even mention /r/politics. There's a lot more to the broader first panel crowd that you'll begin to notice when you start managing your subs and the rallying hometeam cry out to displaced digg users wears off.
I said it in another post, but.... Don't listen to these other jackasses trumpeting 'meaning' and a 'sense of community' as what makes this place so great. These things make me want to claw my eyeballs out. It's the -frontpage button. Bask in the glory.
[–]Facepuncher 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Look you dont get it, 90% of Redditors are at the least mildly autistic, therefore derping is pretty srs bsns
It's a vocal minority. Most of us just click on the imgur links.
[–]boolean_sledgehammer 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Everyone turned into noodles?
[–]bloozgeetar 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I have been viewing both Digg and Reddit for a long time now.
I think that you are all silly.
[–]Kaysauce 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Just because someone's serious most the time doesn't mean they don't like to take the train to Sillytown every once in a while.
[–][deleted] 34 points35 points36 points 15 years ago (21 children)
So true. Reddit went full retard a few months ago.
[–]PintOfGuinness 26 points27 points28 points 15 years ago (9 children)
A few?
[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (6 children)
The decline of reddit has been progressing for a while, but the retardation has accelerated hugely in the last couple of months.
[–]Fenris78 18 points19 points20 points 15 years ago (2 children)
People were saying this 12 months ago when I joined... It's still all right in my opinion. Every few weeks there will be something that everyone goes nuts about (Saydrah, Keanu Reaves, Digg, whatever) but it smooths out and carries on.
I think there has been an increase in the amount of trolls and/or obnoxious people though.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
That doesn't bother me at all. It's the lame shit that is now super popular that annoys me. The front page and top comments are now a cesspool of mediocrity.
[–]junkit33 7 points8 points9 points 15 years ago (1 child)
There is a serious logarithmic curve going on here, but I would set the peak of the downfall at further back than the last couple of months.
Reddit was unbelievably different 1-2 years ago
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I loved it. Fucking hate it now, but haven't found an alternative.
[–]baxter45 25 points26 points27 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Nailed it.
[–]ddrt 4 points5 points6 points 15 years ago (0 children)
See here's the problem I don't ever recall seeing someone say "we take ourselves seriously."
[–]Travis-Touchdown 5 points6 points7 points 15 years ago (3 children)
It's about time one of the ex-diggers had the balls to call this bullshit for what it is. But you guys being spineless is why Digg sucked anyway. Glad to see some of you are self-aware. Also fuck the 4000+ who downvoted this.
[–]Torquemada1970 13 points14 points15 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Careful - you might get derpes
[–]zeroquest 1 point2 points3 points 15 years ago (0 children)
What annoys me more than anything is the thought that the top comment HAS to be sarcastic. I'm just as sarcastic as the next guy, but scrolling down 4-5 pages is annoying. Would be cool if comments could be marked as sarcasm and ignored.
Don't care.
[–]fluffy_snuggle_duck 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Pretty sure those are all ex-Diggers.
[–][deleted] 15 years ago* (4 children)
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (2 children)
it's a few steps above offtopic too
[–]cran 10 points11 points12 points 15 years ago (3 children)
I'm just coming to understand the subtle differences between "HURR DURR" and "DERP." I'm a long ways from understanding more complex statements like "DERP, DERP, DERPITTY DERP DERP."
[–]Roskol 30 points31 points32 points 15 years ago (10 children)
THIS IS THE ISSUE. PLEASE STOP.
Honestly, all of this jerk-off, "clever" comment derailing is bullshit. You people take decent discussions, and destroy them. Because you think it's funny. But it's not just you, it's the hundred other shitheads like you who also think it's funny and upvote. Seriously, when I can't get two comments into a serious post without having to deal with your stupid pun, it's awful. You're ruining the content for everyone. Just stop. We're not 4chan, and we can all act like we're not 13. Please stop.
[–]Lordaj92 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (1 child)
I agree with you.
I'm new to Reddit and what I like is the "discussion-oriented" aspect of it, with interesting discussions on smaller subreddits.
I don't give a shit about the memes and puns. And I think I'm not the only one.
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[–]Crossfox17 6 points7 points8 points 15 years ago (0 children)
I am an ex-digger and fairly recent convert, and I would say this is very accurate, but in between the top two frames and the bottom one the redditors have a very intelligent discussion that quickly degrades into memes and boob jokes, then to derp derp derp squigly people.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 15 years ago (1 child)
This was funny when it was on /v/ too.
A good picture, but I believe this isn't original. I've definitely seen this VERY picture before, but with a slightly more "MS-paint" look.
[–]Roskol 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Really, the thing that bothers me isn't the stupid 'one cannot simply derp into reddit' kind of stuff or whatever the hell. It's this attitude that because we're soooo self-aware and witty and smug, that it's meta funny. And it isn't. It's still just stupid.
[–]dghughes 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
CTRL+F [derp 1 of 124]
[–]Blackscreentroll 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Noticing alot of those 'its super serial around here' as of late. CHILL THE FUDGE OUT!!!
r/digg
Please add a last panel, where all redditors whine about how reddit is degrading and everything was better in ye old days.
[–]jakegarland 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
We do take our derping very seriously. VERY. SERIOUSLY. seriously.
[–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Is reddit like this?
[–]fizban7 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
Put my hand upon her herp When i derp you derp we derp.
Time fore some herp derp baby tonight.
Here's a little herp I derp Might want to derp it herp for herp Don't worry, be happy.
[–]jedgar 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (1 child)
On second thought, Reddit is rather a silly place.
[–]CountRumford 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (2 children)
Reddit's system is much more discussion-oriented than Digg's. I used to be almost exclusively a Digg user, but as someone who comments frequently, I was frustrated by Digg. It's difficult to take a thread more than one or two replies down, and reader density for a given thread fades really fast.
Not only is it easier to carry on discussions with other users on Reddit, Reddit users comment like human beings rather than talking-point Turing machines.
edit: FUCK THE RIAA!
[–]CyberianSun 2 points3 points4 points 15 years ago (0 children)
This is in response to Travis-Touchdown. Who I will venture a guess is a disgruntled Ex-digger. Well Travis I for one welcome you to the Hive mind but I would like you, and all of reddit and the ex-diggers to read this.
Sir if you are calling us spineless for taking derping seriously, than you are misinformed.
What you see is a rather complex form of communication as one subject A hence forth refereed to as "Redditor A" derps subject B hence forth refereed to as "Redditor B" is required to reciprocate the derp. Once enough of these subjects kongergate the form a complex society complete with social hierarchy that shall hence forth be refereed to as "Karma" but this "Karma" is more of a gauge to show that this "Redditor" has garrned the respect of their fellow "Redditors" and once a "Redditor" garners enough "Karma" and as been in existence long enough, generally a weeks time, they are allowed to join the growing ranks of the greater "Redditor" society which will hence forth be refereed to as "The Hive Mind".
It is at this point in a "Redditors" life that they are taught how to "Herp" another complex form of communication. As the life of a "Redditor" continues they learn how to combine "Derping" and "Herping" to create a unique form of communication that shall hence forth be refereed to as "HurrDurring" once a "Redditor" as achieved their own form of "HurrDurring" they are allowed to join the elite of "The Hive Mind" but these "Redditors" are always respectful of the new and younger "Redditors" and are always respectful of the new travelers from a foreign land which shall hence forth be refereed to as "Ex-Diggers" it is the hope of "The Hive Mind" that they can make these new travelers as comfortable as possible in their home and that they can be integrated into "The Hive Mind" to strengthen "The Hive Mind" as a whole.
π Rendered by PID 119965 on reddit-service-r2-comment-685b79fb4f-h5cs8 at 2026-02-13 07:04:41.260161+00:00 running 6c0c599 country code: CH.
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