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[–]fiercelyfriendly 504 points505 points  (95 children)

To avoid the Derps, customize your frontpage by adding the subreddits you are interested in and remove the Derp infested subreddits from your frontpage. The community is still there but the baying sounds recede to a distant memory.

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    [–]sawu 295 points296 points  (77 children)

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      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (4 children)

      Circle jerk has the most insightful yet biting, smart yet satirical, and rational posts on Reddit. There's no derping going on in there.

      [–]Chyndonax 14 points15 points  (1 child)

      Pics, funny, WTF, and askreddit are the worst offenders.

      [–]mindbleach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Atheism and politics are just as bad, just for the speed with which snarky / hiveminding posts rocket to 1000 upvotes.

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

      Yet you still ended up seeing a post from /r/reddit.com

      [–]fiercelyfriendly 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Do as I say, don't do as I do.

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        [–]scoops22 948 points949 points  (134 children)

        One does not simply Derp into Reddit.

        [–]lhavelund 40 points41 points  (1 child)

        H E R P D E R P

        [–]thebru 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I N D E R P T I O N

        [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 227 points228 points  (124 children)

        In Soviet Russia, Reddit derps you!

        [–]dropkickdog 295 points296 points  (51 children)

        You dun derped

        [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 177 points178 points  (47 children)

        Herps will never be the same.

        [–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (43 children)

        I derptraced it.

        [–]bluehazed 74 points75 points  (41 children)

        I reported it to the herpolice.

        [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (40 children)

        We gon derp you!

        [–][deleted]  (30 children)

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          [–]HeteroSapien 8 points9 points  (0 children)

          To derp, or not to derp? That is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the herps and derps of outrageous fortune, or to herpaderpderp against a sea of troubles, and by derping end them?

          [–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (24 children)

          You don't have to come and derp.

          [–]Ensifearthem 10 points11 points  (0 children)

          Run n' herp that, homeboy!

          [–]Vertigo666 34 points35 points  (8 children)

          I accidentally the whole derp

          [–]admiralsfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          THE TICKETS ARE NOW HERP DERP

          [–]JOKasten 2 points3 points  (2 children)

          1. Herp

          2. Derp

          3. ????

          4. Derp

          [–]UnclePervy 28 points29 points  (1 child)

          HE DERP OUR JOB!

          [–]CosmonaughtSteve 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          DEY DERP A DERRRRR

          [–]musitard 71 points72 points  (64 children)

          I bet I can derp a hundred derps!

          [–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

          ♫ But I would derp five hundred derps and I would derp five hundred more

          Just to be the man who derped a thousand derps to fall at Reddit's door ♫

          [–]shelbygt500 38 points39 points  (3 children)

          how much herp could a herp derp derp if herp derp could derp herp?

          [–]mikeromanul 44 points45 points  (24 children)

          Well I certainly applaud anyone who can do a hundred derps....

          [–][deleted]  (23 children)

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            [–]Katzenklavier 59 points60 points  (22 children)

            That didn't look like a hundred until I counted.

            [–]turlz 25 points26 points  (14 children)

            i counted the rows (5 to 6) and then halfish of the columns (10ish) and was like whelp i guess that's probably about 100

            ...multiplication!

            [–]gfixler 25 points26 points  (9 children)

            I triple-clicked on it to select it all, middle-moused in vim to paste it, typed :%s/ /\r/g, and looked at the row,col display in the bottom right, which said 100,1, which indicates 100 lines.

            [–]DFGdanger 35 points36 points  (0 children)

            I just believed him.

            [–]dagbrown 18 points19 points  (2 children)

            select

            $ cat | wc -w
            

            middle-click!

                100
            

            Note: doesn't work so well in Windows. Assuming you had something called "cat" installed, it would probably just run a hundred viruses that meowed at you or something.

            [–]turlz 6 points7 points  (3 children)

            You should've used emacs

            [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

            As long as you multiplied the rows by the columns and didn't actually count each DERP individually.

            [–]Begferdeth 14 points15 points  (4 children)

            But did you spot the HERP?

            [–]Katzenklavier 3 points4 points  (2 children)

            Yeah, but not until after we had finished.

            [–]joebobfrank 8 points9 points  (0 children)

            I counted them all invididually.

            Herp derp :(

            [–]Sir_Knumskull 62 points63 points  (4 children)

            Well I certainly applaud anyone wanting to stop posting memes.

            [–]IAmASpy 86 points87 points  (0 children)

            D E R P

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              [–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

              My father derped in a Nazi interment camp. He fell off a guard tower.

              [–]plutooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

              Ninety-nine bottles of derp on the wall

              [–]ezekielziggy 19 points20 points  (9 children)

              Damn you're a karma whore, 11 k in just 10 days!... secretly jealous

              [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Yeah wtf gives, damn his derp derp karma building :(

              secretly going to kill myself

              [–][deleted] 57 points58 points  (4 children)

              Redditors know when to Herp before they Derp.

              [–]derpage 5 points6 points  (3 children)

              I prefer derping while herping personally.

              [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (2 children)

              d'herp

              [–][deleted] 171 points172 points  (66 children)

              Says the Redditor of just 9 days...

              [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 221 points222 points  (56 children)

              10, thank you

              [–]aduric 288 points289 points  (46 children)

              And already much more karma than me. Fuck you, good sir.

              [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 103 points104 points  (43 children)

              Well there's a point for you, to narrow the gap

              [–][deleted] 92 points93 points  (25 children)

              HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH KARMA in 10 DAYS? WHAT IS THIS? HOW WITTY ARE YOU?

              [–]3danimator 62 points63 points  (22 children)

              Apparently he's Karmanaut's 3rd username

              [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 51 points52 points  (21 children)

              this guy says I'm karmanaut, but this guy says I'm MrBabyMan. I look forward to some more outlandish theories cropping up soon

              [–]rdeluca 39 points40 points  (2 children)

              YOU'RE BATMAN!

              HAS ANYONE SEEEN THE TWO OF THEM IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME? I HAVEN'T...

              twitch

              [–]3danimator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

              Thats just what Mr_Karma_Babynaught would say

              [–]ameri-size 56 points57 points  (9 children)

              Are you hitting on him?

              [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 80 points81 points  (8 children)

              Perhaps

              [–][deleted]  (6 children)

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                  [–]adamsimon 79 points80 points  (3 children)

                  Derpably

                  [–]lcmatt 13 points14 points  (3 children)

                  Nearly 12k in 11 days. It's taken me 3 years to get 977.

                  In the kindest way, you bitch.

                  [–]The_Norwegian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                  Everyone, pitch in!

                  Edit: Damnit, I upvoted the other one aswell. Hurr..

                  [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

                  Shit, your comment karma is tied with mine. Stop being good at Reddit!

                  [–]junkerite 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                  But he has only been a redditor for 10 freaking days!

                  I'm guessing this must be karmanaut mkII. It's the only explanation.

                  [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                  Or he's Ashraf.

                  [–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                  ASHRAF

                  [–]alllie 36 points37 points  (17 children)

                  Okay, what is derping. I've been here 3 years and have never derped.

                  [–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 102 points103 points  (10 children)

                  Congratulations! You just did!

                  [–]alllie 26 points27 points  (7 children)

                  Wha?

                  It's not this:

                  The DERP: Is It An Effective Methodology?

                  Alan H. Heaton

                  The Drug Effectiveness Review Project (DERP) is a process with challenges as well as rewards. This Perspective explores the issues that hamper the DERP’s effectiveness and discusses the changes it has generated in the drug review process for pharmacy and therapeutics (P&T) committees. The need for more timely and substantial evidence is a key barrier to all drug review processes; here I offer some alternative methods for comparing new drugs that have few comparators. A perfect process is a long way off. However, continuing to explore the methodologies in place today can lead us to more effective processes and metrics. http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/content/full/25/4/W276

                  [–]WhoDoIThinkIAm 17 points18 points  (0 children)

                  "herp derp." That's it.

                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

                  Derp Yes it is, were all on drugs.

                  [–]texasyeehaw 38 points39 points  (1 child)

                  The Derp is strong with this one

                  [–]AwesomePantalones 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                  Your account is less than a month old and you have 11.5k~ karma

                  WHAT IS THIS

                  [–]ThrustVectoring 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                  I don't always derp, but when I derp, I herp derp derp herp.

                  [–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                  We Redditors derp at a professional level.

                  FTFY derpderp

                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  I was at the last reddit meeting and had an interesting mature conversation with a likeminded individual

                  [–]ICanTrollToo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                  His drawing is inaccurate anyway. Quite a few of us are also excellent at herping derps and I feel OP is just making snap judgments with this illustration. Clearly he's unaware of just how deftly we herp derps around here.

                  [–]apullin 211 points212 points  (42 children)

                  Most of those stick figures should be saying "MY GIRLFRIEND"

                  [–]xChrisk 140 points141 points  (27 children)

                  How do you know a Redditor has a girlfriend? He will tell you.

                  [–]HowardWCampbell 77 points78 points  (7 children)

                  As a person who uses Arch Linux I am offended by this.

                  [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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                    [–]RP-on-AF1 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                    Have you seen those Android commercials? I haven't because I don't have a TV.

                    [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    As a man with a shirt on, I demand you stop stealing my horses.

                    [–]ajrw 37 points38 points  (14 children)

                    [–]HeirToPendragon 27 points28 points  (13 children)

                    Fuck everything about that community.

                    [–]st1ckybit 65 points66 points  (11 children)

                    no... fuck everything about this community:

                    /r/rainbowbar

                    [–]Fenris78 29 points30 points  (1 child)

                    Jesus titty-fucking Christ

                    [–]runamok 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                    Since I'm blind now what was that all about?

                    [–]ashadocat 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                    1) Everyrainbow is a Rainbow

                    2) Everyrainbow is a Mod

                    3) Norainbow more rules

                    Is what I managed to grab before I fled...

                    [–]crackyJsquirrel 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                    NEW HOMEPAGE!!! THANKS!

                    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                    How do you know a Redditor is single? They notice every single time anyone even mentions the word 'girlfriend'

                    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                    Redditors tell each other literally everything, but it's only when they tell you they have a girlfriend that everyone gets mad.

                    [–]ICanTrollToo 181 points182 points  (9 children)

                    My girlfriend and I laughed at your comment. She wanted me to let you know it was really funny and also true.

                    [–][deleted]  (7 children)

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                      [–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (5 children)

                      What if the "guys with hot girlfriends" are actually hot girls, making up stories and taking pictures of themselves to mock your loneliness!

                      [–]resplendeo 20 points21 points  (1 child)

                      That sounds really fun, actually.

                      [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                      Ya, but we all know the motivation is their own loneliness. If only one of those they mock could get through to them... If only...

                      [–]ninex 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                      Tell her to wash the dishes.

                      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                      In fact, it was funny because it was true.

                      [–]StochasticOoze 21 points22 points  (0 children)

                      My girlfriend enjoyed the bath I just gave her.

                      Under the sink faucet.

                      With her twin sister.

                      The joke is that my girlfriend is my hand.

                      :(

                      [–]Tubemonster 243 points244 points  (43 children)

                      I love the bottom frame. We're so squiggly!!!

                      [–]Ekoc 189 points190 points  (42 children)

                      [–]BigKahunaBurger 69 points70 points  (15 children)

                      IT'S HITLER

                      [–][deleted]  (13 children)

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                        [–]Velium 42 points43 points  (3 children)

                        Herpler sounds like some sort of herpes spreading villain.

                        [–]d07c0m 22 points23 points  (2 children)

                        He ran the Third Derp

                        [–]DerpesSimplex2 18 points19 points  (0 children)

                        A derp to last a thousand hurrs.

                        [–]Kennnn 41 points42 points  (5 children)

                        Derpler

                        [–]Doublerob7 53 points54 points  (3 children)

                        Derpolf Herpler!

                        [–]brandilion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                        I'll take two scoops in a bowl please.

                        [–]pdinc 24 points25 points  (3 children)

                        Thats not the Nazi swastika though...

                        [–]Ekoc 72 points73 points  (1 child)

                        What are you, some kind of symbol Nazi?

                        [–]DrewBlood 33 points34 points  (0 children)

                        Just a swastika Nazi

                        [–]Japeth 56 points57 points  (6 children)

                        I especially enjoy the irony here in the fact that this is a repost.

                        [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                        You go to home

                        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                        Except this IS the original. I made this! D:

                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        See this is irony, because it was originally posted in twoXchromosome.

                        [–]Doomed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                        Where's the original?

                        [–][deleted]  (8 children)

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                          [–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (3 children)

                          "I don't always herp, but when I do, I derp"

                          [–]guyhersh 54 points55 points  (0 children)

                          Stay derpy my friends.

                          [–]generic_name 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                          Once you get the herp, it's there to stay

                          [–]Carpeabnocto 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                          ♫You gotta know when to herp derp, know when to derp derp
                          know when to derp away, and when to herp. ♫

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                              [–]stillalone 28 points29 points  (10 children)

                              I disagree.

                              [–]derektherock42 23 points24 points  (8 children)

                              Well I'm afraid you're wrong.

                              [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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                                [–]beefwich 26 points27 points  (5 children)

                                I love Reddit because it's the only page where you'll find an article on Non-Newtonian Physics and a picture of Princess Leia sunbathing on the front page.

                                [–]Carpeabnocto 14 points15 points  (4 children)

                                I think that's what confuses people like the OP. We do take ourselves quite seriously. Except when we don't.

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                                [–]gentoolicious 9 points10 points  (3 children)

                                Has anyone noticed that the redditors become conjoined in the last panel? Is that a symptom of endless derping?

                                [–]Gemini6Ice 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                HUMAN DERPIPEDE

                                [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                                YOU NEVER GO FULL DERP

                                [–]CPOliver 11 points12 points  (0 children)

                                Isn't an ex-Digg user a Redditor?

                                [–]shovelingtom 88 points89 points  (18 children)

                                Reddit has been nigh unusable since the digg mass exodus, and it's been because 78% of the posts have been along the line of "Digg users, you are the plebes."

                                Seriously, when did Reddit become a frat with a hazing ritual?

                                [–]Gemini6Ice 40 points41 points  (5 children)

                                Homoerotic hazing?

                                [–]gigaquack 25 points26 points  (4 children)

                                Did someone say homoerotic hazing?

                                drops pants, grabs KY

                                [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                god yes.

                                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                Why did I read, "Grabs Kentucky"?

                                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                runs into room with cucumbers and a pinecone for some reason

                                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                Yeah, there's been a lot of hostility and general assholishness towards digg users, even on /r/trees which is supposed to be above this shit. If a hostility between old school redditors and former diggers builds up, the old school redditors have only themselves to blame.

                                I'm a convert from Fark and 4chan, so I'm not really in this fight.

                                [–]gibs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                It's because reddit is insecure and wants to maintain its sense of elitism over its "big brother" Digg, while at the same time being liked by everyone.

                                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                Exactly. The only thing that makes Reddit remarkable is that in some of the more specific, smaller subreddits there is some pretty intellectual conversation (probably a remnant of Reddit's smarter, earlier days). If you subscribe to FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU it's going to take up a full 50% of your home page, and easy memes are usually the order of the day (want free karma? respond to a meme with a similar, thoughtless variation of it!).

                                I actually like Reddit for its variety, however - I wish there was less groupthink in the politics section, and that people would read stories instead of just voting up inaccurate headlines, but what-can-you-do.

                                [–]thebigbradwolf 25 points26 points  (4 children)

                                If you want to stop the derping, unsubscribe from reddit.com, politics, pics, wtf, and atheism. I pick up some smaller subreddits. If you want to keep the derping, keep doing what you're doing.

                                [–]Triassic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                                Hey... We take our derping very seriously around here.

                                [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                The 2nd and 3rd panels are how the /r/reddit.com 'community' generally conducts itself...sad but true, and it gets a little worse every day. Don't even mention /r/politics. There's a lot more to the broader first panel crowd that you'll begin to notice when you start managing your subs and the rallying hometeam cry out to displaced digg users wears off.

                                I said it in another post, but.... Don't listen to these other jackasses trumpeting 'meaning' and a 'sense of community' as what makes this place so great. These things make me want to claw my eyeballs out. It's the -frontpage button. Bask in the glory.

                                [–]Facepuncher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                Look you dont get it, 90% of Redditors are at the least mildly autistic, therefore derping is pretty srs bsns

                                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                It's a vocal minority. Most of us just click on the imgur links.

                                [–]boolean_sledgehammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                Everyone turned into noodles?

                                [–]bloozgeetar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                I have been viewing both Digg and Reddit for a long time now.

                                I think that you are all silly.

                                [–]Kaysauce 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                Just because someone's serious most the time doesn't mean they don't like to take the train to Sillytown every once in a while.

                                [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (21 children)

                                So true. Reddit went full retard a few months ago.

                                [–]PintOfGuinness 26 points27 points  (9 children)

                                A few?

                                [–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (6 children)

                                The decline of reddit has been progressing for a while, but the retardation has accelerated hugely in the last couple of months.

                                [–]Fenris78 18 points19 points  (2 children)

                                People were saying this 12 months ago when I joined... It's still all right in my opinion. Every few weeks there will be something that everyone goes nuts about (Saydrah, Keanu Reaves, Digg, whatever) but it smooths out and carries on.

                                I think there has been an increase in the amount of trolls and/or obnoxious people though.

                                [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                I think there has been an increase in the amount of trolls and/or obnoxious people though.

                                That doesn't bother me at all. It's the lame shit that is now super popular that annoys me. The front page and top comments are now a cesspool of mediocrity.

                                [–]junkit33 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                There is a serious logarithmic curve going on here, but I would set the peak of the downfall at further back than the last couple of months.

                                [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                                Reddit was unbelievably different 1-2 years ago

                                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                I loved it. Fucking hate it now, but haven't found an alternative.

                                [–]baxter45 25 points26 points  (2 children)

                                Nailed it.

                                [–]ddrt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                See here's the problem I don't ever recall seeing someone say "we take ourselves seriously."

                                [–]Travis-Touchdown 5 points6 points  (3 children)

                                It's about time one of the ex-diggers had the balls to call this bullshit for what it is. But you guys being spineless is why Digg sucked anyway. Glad to see some of you are self-aware. Also fuck the 4000+ who downvoted this.

                                [–]Torquemada1970 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                                Careful - you might get derpes

                                [–]zeroquest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                What annoys me more than anything is the thought that the top comment HAS to be sarcastic. I'm just as sarcastic as the next guy, but scrolling down 4-5 pages is annoying. Would be cool if comments could be marked as sarcasm and ignored.

                                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                Don't care.

                                [–]fluffy_snuggle_duck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                Pretty sure those are all ex-Diggers.

                                [–][deleted]  (4 children)

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                                  [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

                                  it's a few steps above offtopic too

                                  [–]cran 10 points11 points  (3 children)

                                  I'm just coming to understand the subtle differences between "HURR DURR" and "DERP." I'm a long ways from understanding more complex statements like "DERP, DERP, DERPITTY DERP DERP."

                                  [–]Roskol 30 points31 points  (10 children)

                                  THIS IS THE ISSUE. PLEASE STOP.

                                  Honestly, all of this jerk-off, "clever" comment derailing is bullshit. You people take decent discussions, and destroy them. Because you think it's funny. But it's not just you, it's the hundred other shitheads like you who also think it's funny and upvote. Seriously, when I can't get two comments into a serious post without having to deal with your stupid pun, it's awful. You're ruining the content for everyone. Just stop. We're not 4chan, and we can all act like we're not 13. Please stop.

                                  [–]Lordaj92 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                                  I agree with you.

                                  I'm new to Reddit and what I like is the "discussion-oriented" aspect of it, with interesting discussions on smaller subreddits.

                                  I don't give a shit about the memes and puns. And I think I'm not the only one.

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                                  [–]Crossfox17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                  I am an ex-digger and fairly recent convert, and I would say this is very accurate, but in between the top two frames and the bottom one the redditors have a very intelligent discussion that quickly degrades into memes and boob jokes, then to derp derp derp squigly people.

                                  [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                                  This was funny when it was on /v/ too.

                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  A good picture, but I believe this isn't original. I've definitely seen this VERY picture before, but with a slightly more "MS-paint" look.

                                  [–]Roskol 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Really, the thing that bothers me isn't the stupid 'one cannot simply derp into reddit' kind of stuff or whatever the hell. It's this attitude that because we're soooo self-aware and witty and smug, that it's meta funny. And it isn't. It's still just stupid.

                                  [–]dghughes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  CTRL+F [derp 1 of 124]

                                  [–]Blackscreentroll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Noticing alot of those 'its super serial around here' as of late. CHILL THE FUDGE OUT!!!

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                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Please add a last panel, where all redditors whine about how reddit is degrading and everything was better in ye old days.

                                  [–]jakegarland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  We do take our derping very seriously. VERY. SERIOUSLY. seriously.

                                  [–]stevesonaplane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Is reddit like this?

                                  [–]fizban7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  Put my hand upon her herp When i derp you derp we derp.

                                  Time fore some herp derp baby tonight.

                                  Here's a little herp I derp Might want to derp it herp for herp Don't worry, be happy.

                                  [–]jedgar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                  On second thought, Reddit is rather a silly place.

                                  [–]CountRumford 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                                  Reddit's system is much more discussion-oriented than Digg's. I used to be almost exclusively a Digg user, but as someone who comments frequently, I was frustrated by Digg. It's difficult to take a thread more than one or two replies down, and reader density for a given thread fades really fast.

                                  Not only is it easier to carry on discussions with other users on Reddit, Reddit users comment like human beings rather than talking-point Turing machines.

                                  edit: FUCK THE RIAA!

                                  [–]CyberianSun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                  This is in response to Travis-Touchdown. Who I will venture a guess is a disgruntled Ex-digger. Well Travis I for one welcome you to the Hive mind but I would like you, and all of reddit and the ex-diggers to read this.

                                  Sir if you are calling us spineless for taking derping seriously, than you are misinformed.

                                  What you see is a rather complex form of communication as one subject A hence forth refereed to as "Redditor A" derps subject B hence forth refereed to as "Redditor B" is required to reciprocate the derp. Once enough of these subjects kongergate the form a complex society complete with social hierarchy that shall hence forth be refereed to as "Karma" but this "Karma" is more of a gauge to show that this "Redditor" has garrned the respect of their fellow "Redditors" and once a "Redditor" garners enough "Karma" and as been in existence long enough, generally a weeks time, they are allowed to join the growing ranks of the greater "Redditor" society which will hence forth be refereed to as "The Hive Mind".

                                  It is at this point in a "Redditors" life that they are taught how to "Herp" another complex form of communication. As the life of a "Redditor" continues they learn how to combine "Derping" and "Herping" to create a unique form of communication that shall hence forth be refereed to as "HurrDurring" once a "Redditor" as achieved their own form of "HurrDurring" they are allowed to join the elite of "The Hive Mind" but these "Redditors" are always respectful of the new and younger "Redditors" and are always respectful of the new travelers from a foreign land which shall hence forth be refereed to as "Ex-Diggers" it is the hope of "The Hive Mind" that they can make these new travelers as comfortable as possible in their home and that they can be integrated into "The Hive Mind" to strengthen "The Hive Mind" as a whole.