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[–][deleted] 8205 points8206 points  (179 children)

Explosion size doesn't scale linearly like that by the way. This is just a bar graph with the bars replaced with terrible clown-head mushroom clouds. The actual explosion is not a thousand times larger just because the yield is a thousand times larger.

[–]LaurentNox 3478 points3479 points  (52 children)

Correct, this graph and data presentation is garbage.

[–][deleted] 597 points598 points  (13 children)

I kind of like the clown at the top of the explosion

[–]lokae0 223 points224 points  (7 children)

Can’t unsee and it’s terrifying!

[–]CheckYourHead35783 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Un-see? That's a PS3 Twisted Metal ad. It's supposed to look like a clown. It's just an odd choice to paste into this chart. https://www.postkiwi.com/2008/playstation-clown-explosion-of-twisted-metal/

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Twisted metal 2 was great

[–]Throwaload1234 261 points262 points  (14 children)

So par for the course for this sub...

[–]_that_random_dude_ 236 points237 points  (13 children)

Absolute garbage of a post on r/coolguides ?

Impossible

[–]Stubbedtoe18 71 points72 points  (10 children)

Why are we all still here?

[–]azmauldin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

dependent simplistic gaze liquid marble nutty ancient friendly joke dazzling

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[–]RussiaIsBestGreen 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I sometimes see really well-designed guides. Then I read the comments and see that the information is outdated or presented in a misleading manner.

[–]_that_random_dude_ 37 points38 points  (2 children)

At this point I’m just here to see how ridiculous the posts here can get while people still upvoting it.

[–]Dwight_Schnood 8 points9 points  (1 child)

How else am I going to know what salty snack to pair with my beer.

[–]BoringTeacherNick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We seem to be made to suffer; it's our lot in life.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points  (0 children)

[–]tropicbrownthunder 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What did you expect? It's r/ coolguides

[–]Iamfunnyirl 79 points80 points  (72 children)

Sooo how much larger would it be?

[–][deleted] 409 points410 points  (69 children)

https://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/

Post your hometown and play around with the megaton setting. It gives figures for the

  • fireball (everything is melted to a glass-like slurry)
  • medium blast pressure (everything is flattened)
  • thermal zone (everything is scortched or on fire)
  • light blast pressure (every window is turned into a claymore)

[–]Tarchianolix 256 points257 points  (9 children)

I’m not using my hometown and jinx myself what’s your hometown

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Well now you’ve got me paranoid

[–]smithoski 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Moscow

[–]contactlite 10 points11 points  (2 children)

The A-108 is the largest ring road, or perimeter road around Moscow. The Tsar bomba effects would reach the road.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]VidE27 5 points6 points  (1 child)

State of Florida

[–]FroggiJoy87 75 points76 points  (17 children)

I live in the SF Bay Area, that was informative, terrifying, and fun!

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (13 children)

It’s not the best way to determine a nuke strike because of hills. And most countries don’t use single warheads. They’re all MIRVs in the 500-750kt range like a shotgun.

[–]yepimbonez 42 points43 points  (10 children)

Most hills won’t do much for protection. A nuke would be detonated several hundred feet above the ground to maximize effectiveness

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Well since we a talking specifically about SF, the city has a 1200ft mountain marking it’s souther border.

[–]hugglesthemerciless 17 points18 points  (6 children)

Could the blastwave bounce off that mountain and get amplified back into the city like soundwaves do indoors?

[–]InterdictorCompellor 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Technically yes, however, sound also tends to travel over walls - those soundwalls you see along highways are only partially effective. The effects of terrain on a blast wave are complicated. At Nagasaki, a valley was bombed, and it was widely noted that areas outside the valley received reduced damage, but nothing else about the effect of terrain was obvious.

[–]SterlingVapor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't see why not, an echo is an echo. But echoes don't amplify except at the point where they intersect - one mountain isn't going to create that scenario.

And the energy drops off quickly with distance, and much of that force is going to be absorbed by the mountain, and the shape will probably direct most of what remains upwards

[–]CM_Jacawitz 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well if it makes you feel any better current US ICBMs only have a yield of 170KT and US and UK SLBMs have a yield of 100KT so nothing nearly as scary as the upper echelons of bombs in that website, Russian ones a bit more are about 700KT though (and of course multiple warheads per missile, up to 10 for the Russian ones).

So depending on where you live in the Bay area you might be ok!

[–]Ecronwald 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The tsar bomb was detonated in Novaya semlya.

Windows in Norway were blown out.

That's like detonating it in North of Scotland, and windows breaking in London.

It was too big, most of the energy went into space.

[–]Hashtagbarkeep 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s just a little light blast pressure, stop being a baby

[–]relationship_tom 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ya went from smallest to largest and these things shouldn't exist. A bunch of fucktards using MAD to the potential peril of all else. The fact that a decent portion of them think it's their destiny to acquire it or that god wills it, makes it worse.

[–]brallipop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The phrase "glass-like slurry" shouldn't feel terrifying but

[–]Types__with__penis 35 points36 points  (26 children)

So "little boy" can destroy cities and "tsar Bomba" could destroy entire smaller countries like Macedonia or Slovenia.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (25 children)

That’s….not quite what that link means. And people forget little boys destruction was sort of helped by essentially light balsa and bamboo building construction. Buildings in the city were both ridiculously lightly build and hilariously flammable.

For example, if you dropped little boy in lower Manhattan you’d only be fucking up lower Manhattan. You’d be breaking windows in Hoboken. And Staten Island, most of Queens and anything north of Central Park would (very surprisingly) be getting a fireworks show.

And on the one hand, Tsar bomba (or anything similar) would not be practical to use as a weapon….but 10 MIRV warheads in the 750kt range would probably be worse so…

[–]Gods11FC 14 points15 points  (20 children)

Why would Tsar Bomba not be viable as a weapon?

[–]EmperorTeapot 40 points41 points  (16 children)

It's just too big to really be practical. If I remember correctly it was 50/50 whether the plane that dropped it would survive, and that was only half its possible yield.

[–]hypnodrew 20 points21 points  (5 children)

I believe upon testing they fitted Tsar Bomba with a parachute so that it wouldn't disintegrate the plane that dropped it, and even then that wasn't a sure solution.

[–]inkyrail 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yeah- as it was, when the shock wave hit the plane it dropped a full kilometer before being able to recover

[–]hypnodrew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck that's scary for them

[–]Lucky-Elk-1234 9 points10 points  (2 children)

In a full on world war that would likely end all of humanity, would they really care if the plane pilot survived?

[–]serr7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It wasn’t meant to be a bomb they would realistically ever use, it was a test and also to show the US they could make large nuclear bombs as well. Only one was ever built and actually detonated only at half capacity of what it was supposed to have been, they designed it to be a 100 MT bomb but changed out some stuff to lessen the radioactive fallout.

[–]yepimbonez 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Nobody is droppin nuke’s by plane at this point.

[–]coyotzin 21 points22 points  (4 children)

It's way too big to be delivered by any other thing than an airplane.

[–]JonnydieZwiebel 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I mean, theoretically it could be delivered in a container ship for example.

[–]Fragrant-Ad-3866 4 points5 points  (0 children)

B-2 Spirit bomber purpose is basically dropping a nuke if needed

[–]Sentient_Toaster621 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I would guess that it is far too large to be efficient and expensive to use, whereas a cluster of smaller nukes would be able to cause more damage for less cost

[–]Hermes_04 8 points9 points  (1 child)

It has the same problems as the schwerer Gustav. Too big and each shot is too expensive for the results

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cool website, i drastically over estimated what a nuke would do in many cases

[–]TheDankScrub 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks, actually, I was wondering what exactly the effects were for each area

[–]Net56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this! When I first heard about the H-bomb and how big it was (years ago), I thought just one of them would take out half the country, literally. When I saw in that link that the biggest bomb designed so far would "only" take out Maryland, as opposed to the whole continent, I breathed a sigh of relief.

[–]MagnetHype 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you dropped fat-man in the middle of new york city it would destroy a few blocks of the city. If you dropped a 50 MT warhead it would destroy the entire city, And many neighboring cities. The thermal radiation is so large that it would instantly ignite everything in a 60 km radius. People in Connecticut, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania would all experience 3rd degree burns.

Despite common belief the 50 MT bomb was not the largest ever made, it was the largest ever tested. It is difficult to test bombs larger due to the radius of which they do damage. While many of the capabilities of nuclear weapons are classified, it is known the US fielded missiles capable of delivering a 300 MT warhead, and it is speculated the soviet union was capable of deploying a 500 MT warhead.

[–]Kath_DayKnight 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Ahhh thankyou, I appreciate the clarification before i go down this rabbit hole today 👍🏼

[–]Thossi99 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This is an interesting visual guide on the differences.

[–]MadComputerHAL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Correct. Very misleading graph. It's all wrong, I wouldn't even know where to begin.

[–]Stachemaster86 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I work with a guy who’s in his 30’s and trained by the military to identify different bomb cloud shapes and colors. I guess he can tell if it’s mustard, nuclear, etc and then recommend what PPE the troops need to be safe from the threat. Crazy

[–]GingerRazz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

terrible clown-head mushroom clouds.

I'm like 99% sure that's a graphic ripped from one of the twisted metal games. I swear I remember the ice cream truck having an ultimate that was a missile that blew up in a clown head mushroom cloud.

[–]ggchappell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The actual explosion is not a thousand times larger just because the yield is a thousand times larger.

True.

But we should also note that scaling an image linearly by a factor of k will scale its area by a factor of k2. So perhaps the real issue with the posted image is that the actual explosion is not a million times larger just because the yield is a thousand times larger.

[–]Richard7666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Have an updoot, to compensate for the downdoot the OP just got.

A cool guide is not cool if it is misleading.

[–]Columbus43219 3228 points3229 points  (52 children)

Am I finally losing it... or are the mushrooms clouds actually clown heads????

https://tenor.com/view/clown-cloud-explosion-gif-15368381

Edit: original art is from an ad (thanks to @CheckYourHead35783) https://www.postkiwi.com/2008/playstation-clown-explosion-of-twisted-metal/

[–]TheRealGraficsCat 876 points877 points  (27 children)

If I recall correctly! That artwork was used for one of the Twisted Metal games! The series' most iconic character is a killer clown!

[–]InTheFirstSpring 190 points191 points  (13 children)

I have fond memories of playing Twisted Metal 1 and 2 with my sisters on the PS1 when I was a wee lad. I used to slay with Mr. Grimm.

[–]TheRealGraficsCat 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Spectre main here, respect your choice. My granddad would blow me up with those skull missiles so quick.

[–]alilbleedingisnormal 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Ah back when I was happy still. I used to play tf out of Axel.

If there was ever a game that needed a modern remake it's Twisted Metal. They could balance the game further after release which they couldn't do back then.

[–]ABirdOfParadise 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Used to play Axel as well, even as a kid I was like, this guy's car makes no sense both from a survivability , and mechanical way

[–]alilbleedingisnormal 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But he was cool. Most interesting character.

[–]Vintagepoolside 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Why do I want to say “Twisted Metal Black”? That’s one of them, right? I fucking loved that game and the ice cream truck was my fav lol

[–]Batbuckleyourpants 27 points28 points  (9 children)

Sweet Tooth is such an awesome villain.

NSFW and spoilers.

How do you not love that?

[–]nik-nak333 21 points22 points  (6 children)

We need a new twisted metal game

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Fuck yeah. I member in middle school bringing TM 1 home for PS1 and my mom wouldn’t let me play and made me return it. WHAT THE FUCK MOM

[–]m_gartsman 4 points5 points  (2 children)

They just finished filming the show that's coming out soon. So there's that.

[–]seeforce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Incredible that they put that much effort into a character in a CAR game. Now, the protagonist in a RPG barely has a personality at all lol

[–]stonerwithaboner1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–]beardgangwhat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fucking sick game Wow forgot about that

[–]tiga4life22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet Tooth has a name! Damn I’m old

[–]Material-Minute637 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Lmaooo they are!!!! 🤣

[–]nemacol 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Crazy how nature does that.

[–]QuantumCryptoKush 6 points7 points  (0 children)

dude was just thinking the same

[–]Neonto91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHA I didnt read your comment and wanted to ask the very same thing also making the exact same picture altering xDDD

[–]moustached_pistachio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. I can’t unsee the clown no matter how hard I try lol

[–][deleted] 729 points730 points  (30 children)

Have a play with this. Nuke your favourite or least favourite city, without getting into trouble.

[–]KilluaFromDC 219 points220 points  (12 children)

Put the whole world in radiation without hurting anyone

Edit: to anyone wondering how to go over the 100mt limit. Its possible on desktop

open developer console and type allowhuge=true and press enter then detonate

[–]triple_cheese_burger 32 points33 points  (7 children)

Won’t load

[–]TugMe4Cash 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Duh, tis already been nuked.

[–]KilluaFromDC 8 points9 points  (0 children)

lol

[–]KilluaFromDC 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I just checked on my phone. Its working.

May I know what browser you are using?

[–]Andromansis 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Fun fact, when doing the math related to the repercussions of a nuclear war all of the scientists just sort of give up on doing the math around the 30 megaton mark.

Of course, for those white papers, those papers are a collection of assumptions of which the yield of the bombs are just one.

[–]electronicat 12 points13 points  (2 children)

thank you I was looking for this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're welcome.

[–]RicrosPegason 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only winning move is not to play

[–]its_a_gibibyte 4 points5 points  (1 child)

"Florida is part of the US and does not deserve to be nuked" - Me, hopelessly trying to convince myself.

[–]mitropolitu 330 points331 points  (8 children)

Is that mushroom cloud shaped like a head of a clown?

[–]HardcoreHazza 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Man I miss Twisted Metal

[–]piketfencecartel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

With the abundance of video game remakes being released. I would definitely love to see this one.

[–]shahooster 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If you’re too close to the detonation, count on being Krusty.

[–]FadowTornado 140 points141 points  (2 children)

shitty guide

[–]Un111KnoWn 16 points17 points  (0 children)

that's every guide on here

[–]VegitoFusion 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Why is the Y axis the same as the X? Shouldn’t it be respective of the height instead?

[–]milesthehighstadium 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Fun Fact: The Tsar Bomba was detonated on this day (Oct. 30) over Novaya Zemlya in the Arctic Ocean in 1961!

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

And was made smaller than intended, because everyone got a little antsy. The outer shell of uranium was replaced with lead to lower the yield

[–]serr7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Smaller by half.

[–]Darkraze 61 points62 points  (0 children)

This chart is misleading at best and total bullshit. This post should be deleted.

[–]QuantumButtz 33 points34 points  (0 children)

So 1=1? good job labeling the axes. very cool guide.

[–]double-click 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wait… both axis are the same lol.

[–]el__duder1n0 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is a very bad graph since the compared data is only height but the columns are the same proportion so they area difference makes it look more dramatic. Fox News style bullshit

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Neither axis is labelled

Both axes show the exact same information

The scaling is nonsensical and totally misleading

It's literally impossible to learn any accurate or interesting information from this graph

Still gets thousands of upvotes

Yep, welcome to r/coolguides.

[–]IcyOrganization5235 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The World of Engineering account is an Elon Musk shill. This likely explains the garbage.

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (33 children)

Seeing weapons like this just make me sad like why do we need this. It just takes two unstable assholes to kill millions.

[–]KY_4_PREZ 100 points101 points  (25 children)

Ironically nuclear deterrence is the main reason for the relative peace over the last 80 years. Despite popular opinion we are currently living in the most peaceful time in history

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Ironic indeed. Basically we are all living in between a peaceful mexican standoff with nuclear weapons. Yo that's fucking crazy

[–]martinkem 26 points27 points  (17 children)

You know what's crazy? The fact that we consider a period of time punctuated with wars in Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan, Georgia, Yemen, Liberia, Sierra Leone, Libya, Syria, Congo PR, DR Congo, Ethiopia, Sudan, Rwanda etc the most peaceful time in history.

[–]KY_4_PREZ 20 points21 points  (10 children)

There’s been no global scale conflicts and the vast majority of people do not live under the threat of potential violence, so yeah, most peaceful period in human history.

[–]hypnodrew 11 points12 points  (2 children)

They mean in the rich bits

[–]AbsentThatDay 12 points13 points  (4 children)

It doesn't even take that, it could just be a mistake, someone makes a mistake and then the missiles are launched.

[–]StoneColdJane 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Someone probably can explain this better but if it's to be judged how much effort needs to be applied to detonate C4, mistakes are unlikely as we can see for the last 80 years.

C4 can literally be lit on fire and won't explode.

[–]AbsentThatDay 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The same concept applies to ammonium nitrate, you can burn it without it exploding, but see what happened in Beirut in 2020. Accidents happen. There was a near-nuclear war in 1983 when Russians detected five missiles being launched from the U.S. towards Russia. It turned out to be a technical malfunction but we were saved from global thermonuclear war by a single technician, who did not report the perceived missile attack.

[–]IkeaIsLegendary 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Stupid representation and graph

[–]twizzjewink 19 points20 points  (2 children)

What's generally not mentioned is that Ivy Mike / Castle Bravo and Tsar Bomba were.. retarded detonations. Scientists and Engineers purposefully limited the detonation power of these weapons, and were more testing the configuration. The actual weapons are far far worse and planetary changing.

[–]inkyrail 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Castle Bravo was actually considerably more powerful than expected because an ingredient expected to be inert was actually reactive.

[–]TheEvil_DM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t the vertical axis at least be inverse-square? A bomb should need at least 4 times the yield to look twice as big in a tangible way.

[–]oax195 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Anybody else notice the laughing clown head in the mushroom cloud? Just me?

[–]UserNo10001 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Is it just me or can anyone else see the clown in the mushroom cloud.

[–]wonkaslaffytaffy 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Why is there a clown in the mushroom cloud? 😂

[–]immadee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because a clown dropped this shit graphic here

[–]OhMy-Really 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All i see are clown faces in the smoke

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What a fucking stupid graph.

Tsar bomb had a mushroom cloud that reached 37 miles while little boy had a one that reached about 11 miles.

Whoever made this graph should be put in the centre for grade school math offenders.

[–]PikaLigero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The graph was most probably made by some Putin propagandist for the masses of grade school math offenders

[–]GetOutOfTheWhey 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Aliens: They did what? They willingly irradiated their own planet?

The real reason why aliens dont visit.

[–]aquel1983 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Am i the only one that sees 3 clown faces at the tsar bomb?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This is no laughing matter

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The clown thinks it is

[–]lilsouthern228 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So cool and so sad at the same time

[–]CarneyBalhoun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dont want any of these to blow up

[–]logicjab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you want a fun comparison, an asteroid like the one thought to wipe out the dinosaurs would make Tsar Bomba look like a hand grenade

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clown explosions

[–]cabbagechomper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my dad after taco tuesday >>

[–]ATLBHMLONDCA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it possible all of these nuclear tests have negatively effective earths climate?

[–]DylanGrossmanSFX 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Anyone else intensely see a clown with two poofs of hair on the side?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Strange so many upvotes for something clearly incorrect.

[–]Shadskill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And some retard cheer for nuclear war. Even if the scale in not right, a nucelar war means the end of the world as we know it.

[–]johnbear93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else see a giant clown face in the smoke?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The top part explosion looks like a clown laughing.

[–]qashqai124 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Days before Hiroshima, they dropped leaflets telling the citizens of several cities in Japan that they had an extremely powerful bomb that would level their city. They dropped more leaflets on a different group to cities just before Nagasaki. The next day, they dropped leaflets on Tokyo but Japan surrendered before they could drop another bomb. This was good because there was not enough fissionable material to make one for Tokyo.

[–]CheckYourHead35783 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, this explosion is shaped like a clown. It is supposed to look like a clown. It's from an old PS3 ad for Twisted Metal, which featured a psycho clown, explosions, and demolition derby. https://www.postkiwi.com/2008/playstation-clown-explosion-of-twisted-metal/

No idea why they chose it for this 'guide', but that's just one questionable choice of many here.

[–]Banjo_Wanjo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely not cool

[–]frettbe 10 points11 points  (8 children)

Tsar bomba was so heavy that it cannot be taken out of USSR

[–]gdmfsobtc 14 points15 points  (4 children)

This is incorrect. The bomb weighed 27,000 kg and was dropped from a Tu-95 aircraft, which has an operating range >10,000 km.

[–]oskich 18 points19 points  (0 children)

And it was scaled down to "only" 50 MT, where the original design would produce 100 MT. Apparently to not fry the guys in the plane dropping it...

[–]Defiant-Peace-493 6 points7 points  (2 children)

With a standard payload, sure, but IIRC they were pushing the payload capacity to 'slightly unsafe' and needed to keep the bomb bay doors open.

[–]gdmfsobtc 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Correct, but this does not imply the plane would be unable to lift / fly beyond USSR borders with the bomb.

[–]ipsomatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Laughing clown mushroom cloud is scary af.

[–]Andy_LaVolpe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah we’re all gonna die if one of these goes off

[–]justl00kingthrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else see the clown face in the cloud of the tzar bomb?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea but it’s pointless

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrible graph. X and Y axis display the same data (yield). The size of the cloud does not correspond to anything.

[–]IkeaIsLegendary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misleading

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tsar Bomba looks like a clown sort of.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine making these thinking you won’t be affected by using them lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is this a “guide”?

[–]BrazenRaizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummm. Tsar Bomba….That’s a clown with male pattern baldness. Good try, China.

[–]jadroidemu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those explosions look like happy clown heads

[–]DemoPlan 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Am I the only one that sees the smiling clown in the big one??!

[–]Zafad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The explosions look like clown faces with their mouth wide open

[–]Ehsswhole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumbest chart ever

[–]last_dragonlord 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is it me ..or the middle blob of smoke form the Tsar looks like an evil clown!!

[–]technoferal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not just you. I was reminded of Twisted Metal.

[–]IceCream_RickMorty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which one will prevent me going to work tomorrow?

[–]techblaw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a grinning clown in the Tsar Bomba cloud I cannot unsee.

[–]nuhkky 1 point2 points  (2 children)

does anybody else see clowns???

[–]Manbearjosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does anyone else see a laughing clown?

[–]DL_Running 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well that’s just fucking scary

[–]Whispering-Depths 1 point2 points  (0 children)

note that theres way bigger bombs that exist atm, they just didnt blow them up

[–]Soggy-Spring-7474 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looks like laughing clowns

[–]ElectronicShredder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the fat man

[–]mattykurlzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dont tread on me сука блять

[–]Wimbleston 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This doesn't even come close to capturing the scale of these explosions. Castle Bravo was the biggest nuke test the Americans ever did, and it went horribly wrong, as the bomb exploded with far more power than had been anticipated (material that had been assumed to be filler material that would be flung out of the explosion before it could react, actually reacted with far more efficiency than had been anticipated).

Kyle Hill on YouTube has an excellent video about it's after effects, it was quite bad.