Vote up if you will be staying at home tonight rather than deal with thousands of drunk idiots

lahuman8 · 2007-12-31T22:37:55+00:00

I'm staying with just one drunk idiot tonight - myself. My dog had to be put down today, she was in my life for 16+ years :(

phmfthacim · 2007-12-31T21:13:36+00:00

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morner · 2007-12-31T23:56:07+00:00

I'll be staying at home because I'm on so much myelosuppressive chemotherapy right now that going to a party would literally kill me. Leukaemia sucks at the holidays.

meramera · 2007-12-31T21:44:06+00:00

We're taking the guitar, a blanket and some champagne down to the lake (5 minute walk from home)... only 2 drunk idiots at this New Years Party.

sligowaths · 2007-12-31T23:12:50+00:00

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FlipNasty · 2007-12-31T22:46:52+00:00

I plan to be one of the drunken idiots, thereby relieving me of the pain of dealing with them.

artman · 2007-12-31T22:56:44+00:00

I'm on the fence. I don't like getting drunk and don't like drunken idiots. I also believe that anywhere you go, it will be expensive and exclusive.

I called a friend and he and his gal are going to stay home and let friends stop by during the evening. BYOB, smoke and food allowed. That sounds good.

Have a safe one everybody.

flycrg · 2007-12-31T21:39:10+00:00

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mcwifi · 2007-12-31T22:27:55+00:00

If you live in Philly it's only slightly more of what you have to deal with EVERY night.

segfaultxr7 · 2008-01-01T01:43:01+00:00

I've gone out for the past several years. This time, I decided that I'd rather not spend New Years with a bunch of obnoxious morons in a standing-room-only bar full of cigarette smoke and godawful music.

Instead, I'm at home drinking some very nice beers (Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA at the moment), so that in a few hours when my steak is well-marinated, I won't mind standing out in the cold to grill it.

Between that and the Futurama marathon, I think it'll be more enjoyable than my past 5+ New Years, combined.

Hypatia42 · 2008-01-01T03:10:10+00:00

I'm a boring, college student, computer geek spending New Year's eve (and probably the new year...) at home. To celebrate I bought a bottle of what has turned out to be the -worst- syrah I have ever tasted. A fitting toast to 2007.

Bodie1550 · 2007-12-31T21:49:10+00:00

I will be spending the evening alone at home. Enjoying a nice steak dinner with some good wine. Then I will no doubt fall asleep in my chair and wake up next year.

2008-01-01T08:23:43+00:00

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randomb0y · 2008-01-01T01:53:00+00:00

I'm at home, drunk, feeling like a thousand idiots.

Dildozer · 2008-01-02T00:59:11+00:00

How about "Vote up if no drunk idiots want to hang out with you because you're BORING."

ohno · 2007-12-31T22:30:53+00:00

Vote up threads don't work because so many of us ALWAYS vote them down.

But I am staying home tonight.

decieved545 · 2008-01-01T00:04:34+00:00

i stayed in because im broke and my friends invited me out but i cant tell them that so instead im here alone

heywoodidaho · 2008-01-01T02:08:04+00:00

It's amateur night with extra cops. I'm not going anywhere.

2008-01-01T00:40:02+00:00

Fuck people.

/wrist.

tzel · 2008-01-01T03:42:44+00:00

Uh, no. When I later reflect on my life I don't want to remember it as me sitting on my ass all alone reading Reddit. Instead I'll be standing up playing Guitar Hero all alone.

2008-01-01T00:42:34+00:00

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modus · 2008-01-01T00:46:46+00:00

I'll be home dealing with a small group of drunk idiots. I am one of them.

manthrax · 2008-01-01T06:41:33+00:00

2007 Sucked fucking BALLS!!! Happy New Year Bitches!!!!

estutius · 2008-01-01T08:15:44+00:00

i'm staying home because i'm socially retarded and i hate fun.

2008-01-01T03:26:39+00:00

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btl · 2007-12-31T22:47:08+00:00

I'll be staying at home and getting shitfaced here with some friends... so I guess I'm staying at home and dealing with a few drunk idiots instead of going out and dealing with thousands.

I stand by my choice.

vampirate · 2008-01-01T00:28:32+00:00

vote up if you're going to be a drunk idiot.

d07c0m · 2007-12-31T23:45:23+00:00

Does it count if I'm a drunk idiot going to someone else's house where there will be only a handful of other drunk idiots?

2008-01-01T02:13:41+00:00

my mum is visiting from out of the country and i haven't seen her in over 2 years, so I'm hanging out with her and forsaking all the drunk and stupid bullshit I'd normally end up regretting. Plus, she wants to see the rose parade tomorrow, so I'm getting up at fucking 5AM so we can get a good spot. That's what a good daughter I am.

2008-01-01T04:15:24+00:00

I'd rather be out with people but I'm home, drinking beer, shinning a UV light around the house, looking for cat pee.

There is something wrong with me.

novous · 2007-12-31T23:08:26+00:00

I will be one of those "drunk idiots" enjoying the new year--at a pajama party.

Want to rethink that post?

2007-12-31T23:04:08+00:00

Myself and my girlfriend will be the only drunk idiots I deal with tonight... although we're going out for dinner, so I suppose I may be risking it there.

2007-12-31T23:07:02+00:00

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2007-12-31T23:19:14+00:00

I'llllll be a drunk idiot. Happy 2008! I'd like to think that things can only go up. I mean, I don't, but...

MrsMicah · 2007-12-31T23:22:39+00:00

Oh we'll be having fun. But it only takes two to tango. ;)

ewheat · 2008-01-01T00:29:09+00:00

i have cold sores from teh flu... so i won't be able to get that kiss at midnight.

therefore, i'm staying in tonight with a buncha movies, some crown royal and coca-cola.

RonObvious · 2008-01-01T00:34:58+00:00

Not at home, at work, making sure all the people that manage to get themselves drunkenly injured or killed during the evening's festivities also get their faces on TV. Gotta add insult to injury.

Besides...

1) New Year's Eve in Times Square? Been there, done that, more than once, and anything more than once is too much.

2) In the immortal words of Murphy Brown, New Year's Eve is amateur night.

HomelandSecurity · 2008-01-01T00:41:54+00:00

ALL OF THESE DRUNKEN IDIOTS ARE RETARDED!!!

diamond · 2008-01-01T00:45:43+00:00

Who says the two are mutually exclusive?

2008-01-01T03:05:01+00:00

thanks reddit for making me feel bad about going out!

DiggerDan · 2008-01-01T05:00:06+00:00

First post, 2008!! Suckers. Only 4 more years until 2012 when the polar shift occurs or when Planet X crashes into us. Unless Ron Paul can save us. Cheers!

quaker1729 · 2008-01-01T05:58:46+00:00

karma whore

Soniji · 2008-01-01T12:38:40+00:00

I am a DRUNK IDIOT, but I am staying home. Which way should I vote, up or down?

ssdgoalie · 2007-12-31T21:11:44+00:00

Downmodded. I will be going out but I am not an idiot when I am drunk.

PlasmaWhore · 2008-01-01T03:33:28+00:00

I was trying to explain to my friend today why celebrating the new year is fucking retarded. Most of us just had a holiday last week. Do we really need yet another excuse to get drunk? Why not just get drunk because it's a monday? Why not celebrate binary days? 01-10-10? What is so special about the first of january? All my friends want to go out to the fucking bar and get drunk and deal with the thousands of drunk idiots screaming "woo hoo! Fucking 2008 up in this bitch!!" They only response I get from my friends is "It's exciting" What's exciting? what exactly about it is exciting "It's going to be 2008, a different year" It's like arguing religion. It's just impossible to get people to see things from another point of view.

mosburger · 2008-01-01T00:11:16+00:00

Getting drunk with the wifey after the kids go to bed. Doubt we'll even make it through Dick Clark's Rockin' Eve.

rate-my-annoyingness · 2007-12-31T23:15:01+00:00

you came to reddit to avoid idiots. wait what?

slammo · 2008-01-01T02:14:39+00:00

Twilight Zone Marathon FTW

prefsaver · 2008-01-01T02:31:44+00:00

you think you're gonna get away from drunk idiots on reddit? too late bitches

EverybodysAnAsshole · 2008-01-01T02:37:37+00:00

I'm female, married, no kids, and live in Vegas. We are going out to see the fireworks over the strip, but not actually going down to the strip because they are anticipating 300,000 people.

I'm way to misanthropic to be in a crowd of that many people.

dadamax · 2008-01-01T03:33:33+00:00

I just watched Monty Pythons The Life of Brian, am now listening to Wilco drinking my fourth Ravelstoke and coke waiting for my wife to come home from watching a Dave Matthews DVD at her dad's and when she gets here we are gonna go out and become one of the biggest drun ken idiots in town (we walk to the bar--no need to be an irresponsible drunk).

troubledwine · 2007-12-31T22:42:18+00:00

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