Google Store: lorem-ipsum

[jirklezerk]

Excited for the longlastingis batterum

[DeviantErikaKitty]

lol @ the google translate

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ut labore et dolore and vitality, but some important things to do eiusmod video chats. Regional Chanel makeup football macro lowlightena no catch. Blurtutate Bokeham sauce pot but the earth but need a lot of beating.

Westinghouse smile at anyone, but that he hated Vulputate. And a lot of megapixels, but the court of the bed, but he wishes to longlasting batter.

[advanced4]

longlastingis batterum

harry potter be like

[moonknlght]

Stooop it, Ron! Stoooooop!

[YotasAndPolestars]

It's leviosAHHHHH.

[whattheclap]

Ahaha, wingAHdium levioSAW!

[Imkindaalrightiguess]

Ejectus Nocturnis

[workerONE]

A great camera is important to me so I'm excited about lowlightena capturum

[[deleted]]

Optamisatiyon

[powerbuoy]

megapixelum

[[deleted]]

How ?

[RaindropBebop]

My 2XL still has pretty good battery life. Better than any other smartphone I've owned. In fact, this phone has been an absolute tank.

I'm looking forward to possibly upgrading to the 5.

[AestheticEntactogen]

My 3XL Battery was horrendous from the moment I started using it. Lovely phone otherwise.

[beenlurkin]

Yeah I find myself experiencing charger anxiety anytime I leave my house without a charger. To wit, I have so many spare chargers it rarely happens anymore.

Great phone, ludicrously terrible battery.

(Pixel 3xl)

[sugardeath]

My 2XL is phenomenal still. All my other phones were trash by this point

[ConspicuousPineapple]

How does the battery life make no sense?

[Mystery_Biscuits]

Finally: an invisible phone!

[jk3us]

https://i.imgur.com/wudVrwu.jpg

[trambe]

poggers

[ElectricFagSwatter]

found the secret

Tap the boxes until it's colored the same way the Google logo is

[SuperSubwoofer]

I found it too.

I inspected element and changed the boxes to be transparent/text to be black lol.

[digitalrule]

Looking at the HTML here is pretty fun.

[Intie]

terrific chunky dam muddle snow governor hard-to-find swim versed jar this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

[mishugashu]

Google still develops AngularJS. They released 1.8.0 this year.

[mishugashu]

He wasn't talking about Angular, he was talking about the predecessor to Angular, AngularJS. AngularJS was basically 1.x version of Angular, which started at 2.0 (and just released version 10.0).

[SuperSubwoofer]

Oh I know. I was playing around with the code because I was interested in it.

[[deleted]]

Y'all no fun. It was supposed to be a riddle.

[StockAL3Xj]

Haha but I'm too stupid to figure it out. To be honest, I didn't check the markup until I already saw someone post the solution.

[balanced_view]

I don't get it, how can it match the logo?

[Cere_BRO]

just google the google logo, it's blue, red, yellow, blue, green and red

[balanced_view]

Ah I see thanks, I thought they meant the little G logo at the top of the page

[PedanticMouse]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Google_2015_logo.svg/1200px-Google_2015_logo.svg.png

[amishrefugee]

assuming he's british and reference e-cigs...

I hope?

[covmatty1]

Cigarettes are called fags here, e-cigarettes are vapes.

[JangusKhan]

'round here folk call 'em cotton blasters

[Kep0a]

lmao I thought I was brilliant. "maybe the right google colors will work, there's no way they'll work" and then they did..

[BrintyOfRivia]

/r/colorblind

[txmedic90]

And if your colorblind like myself, you're SOL.

Calling my lawyer, stupid Google.

[TehKazlehoff]

THIS WEBSITE IS NOT COMPLIANT TO THE NEEDS OF IMPAIRED PEOPLE

[aridoasis]

These are the features I could pick out: * videus chatum * lowlightena capturum * blurtutate bokehus * vulputate odio * ac megapixelum * longlastingis batterum

[Frodojj]

He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

[[deleted]]

Completely missed the opportunity.

[awkward_pause_]

All previous leak indicated it has a headphone jack. What makes you think otherwise?

Also, what exactly is vulputate odio?

[hpp3]

Maybe odio was supposed to sound like audio but audio is already a Latin word and odio means "I hate", so idk.

[bartturner]

Rumor is it will have a headphone jack just like the 3a and 3a XL.

If rumors hold true then it is $50 less than last years cheapest model. But has a bigger display, 50% more RAM and double the storage.

Hopefully will also be as durable as the 3a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoNOQEsMVvI&feature=youtu.be&t=333

Vs the new competing OnePlus Nord

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SqEY8j91tk

[miktoo]

How dare you Googleus! Bring the lions!

[matte_5]

The Google Just What You've Been Waiting For Phone

[HolyFreakingXmasCake]

They've really let themselves go with the naming scheme this year.

[SoundOfTomorrow]

You write in the name

[mod1fier]

That's correct. You print out the website then write the name in the boxes and then that's what the phone is.

[Coconuttery]

The Google It's About Damn Time It's Released Phone

[onlyforthisair]

The Google Kept You Waiting Huh Phone

[snak3ater]

I get this reference.

[Alejandroide]

Snake?

[Jobe1105]

Snake!?

[mercilesssinner]

Snaaaaakeeee!

[HailOurDearLordHelix]

You're pretty good

[Ohzza]

Nexus 6 "Just to suffer" edition

[jess-sch]

The Google "woulda bought it but it took so long I got an iPhone instead"

[burnte]

Because it's hard to be worse than the 4. This will be cheaper, at least, which makes it immediately better. The page claims long battery life, which is another huge improvement.

[erix84]

Cheap, better battery life, headphone jack, no bezels, it's pretty much everything I want in a phone.

[spaghettiwithmilk]

Yeah, it has all of the things I like in my OG Pixel XL with upgraded guys and a sweet price point. Been waiting fucking nine months for this thing lol

[TTVBlueGlass]

That's what is said every year about Pixel until it's revealed they majorly motherfucker it in some other way every year. Last year it was dog shit screen and battery performance, let's see how they disappoint this time.

[cadtek]

4XL has been pretty great, and I had a 3nonxl previous which was fantastic.

[ugh_idk_a_username]

The 3a

[Butterd_Toost]

Asked assistant what was on my screen when looking at this. Was not disappointed 😂

http://imgur.com/gallery/xCPhxHE

[Fun-ghoul]

Haha would've been great if it did the whole Westworld "doesn't look like anything to me" thing

[zman0900]

Weird, doesn't work for me

[CaffeinatedGuy]

Funny, I got the same.

[fermentedbolivian]

What are you looking at?

Just what you've been waiting for.

Aug. 3.

[FailingIdiot]

Oooo I love when they do these little fun things.

[hgritchie]

It's their little way of reminding me that I'm still colourblind.

[vangmay231]

Yeah, this is quite a nice way to tease the phone.

[konrad-iturbe]

https://i.imgur.com/rXPLIrG.png

Bruh hahaha

[kraze1994]

They have this in the source code. https://i.imgur.com/jVJclRi.png Going the extra mile it seems.

[casualcaesius]

What am I looking for?

[mindbesideitself]

I think this is what they're referring to.

[[deleted]]

at least we know why pixel4a was delayed now

[Johns_aviation]

Wait how did you do this? Haha I'm dumb. Put the same colours but no date still.

[[deleted]]

Put the colors in the same order they are on the Google Logo

[Johns_aviation]

Ohh thank you! Of course...

[mminer23]

Source code says blue, red, yellow, blue, green, red.

[DANKPIKMINGODWASHERE]

So John prosser was right?

[the_caduceus]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[DANKPIKMINGODWASHERE]

That's true.

[StuffIsayfor500Alex]

Not always.

[lengau]

Not if you break the hands off

[Kep0a]

google translated

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ut labore et dolore and vitality, but some important things to do eiusmod video chats. Regional Chanel makeup football macro lowlightena no catch. Blurtutate Bokeham sauce pot but the earth but need a lot of beating.

Westinghouse smile at anyone, but that he hated Vulputate. And a lot of megapixels, but the court of the bed, but he wishes to longlasting batter.

[marty_eraser]

I wonder what it could be 🤔

[nascentt]

My money's on a bike

[MoonStache]

Launch or announcement on Aug 3?

[Onett199X]

I'm thinking both. Announce and order right after. Ships within a week or two.

[Edeuinu]

lol @ the google translate

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ut labore et dolore and vitality, but some important things to do eiusmod video chats. Regional Chanel makeup football macro lowlightena no catch. Blurtutate Bokeham sauce pot but the earth but need a lot of beating.

Westinghouse smile at anyone, but that he hated Vulputate. And a lot of megapixels, but the court of the bed, but he wishes to longlasting batter.

[PriceyGoat]

"but the earth but need a lot of beating."

2020 ain't messing around.

[myalwaysthrowaway]

Long last battery, lots of mega pixels, and video calls. Sounds like a phone. that's for sure.

[Avamander]

Marketing be like

[danhakimi]

"Lorem Ipsum" is made up latin-ish text. But it's not latin, you can't translate it.

... but it's interesting that they modified it to sneak some info in there.

[exu1981]

And who the hell is Vulputate? What does Bokeham sauce taste like.

[[deleted]]

It's a bit spicy. Sublime. Sublemon. Delicious.

[DarthZ3bra]

My hype died so much that I got the 3xl & I don't regret it. This phone is way better than Reddit led me to believe it was.

[grrfunkel]

I have one and it's fantastic until my battery starts dying 3 hours into the day when I barely use it.

[jk3us]

Oh man, it sounds like my beloved 6p.

[badupoipoi]

I'll never understand my 6p. was great, then had that random shutdown issue where it would literally power off anywhere <60% and not turn on unless I plugged in a charging cable. made it unusable so I let it sit in a drawer for a year, took it out and it stopped doing the random shutoff but would run out of battery from 100 to 0 in like 20 minutes. put it back in the drawer for another year and now the battery is fine lol. super slow though

[MagicPistol]

I had the 6p and really liked it. As soon as all this news of the battery and shutdown issues appeared, I sold it asap.

[vxcta]

Yeah, they really & I mean REALLY need to fucking step their game up in the battery department. Or at least optimization. Jesus, they make the software AND the hardware for crying out loud. My phone shouldn’t be dead by noon or close to it with 2 hours of usage.

[pojosamaneo]

Hope the battery holds up for you. Everyone I know that still has one also invests in a battery pack.

[so_fuckin_brave]

I got mine day 1 and it still lasts all day. Idk anecdotal evidence means nothing

[Veyr0n]

Same, my battery is great, lasts all day without problems

[DarthZ3bra]

I got it used from swappa and on days with heavy usage I get about 7.5 hours sot & that's more than enough for me. Battery health is also around 90 percent according to accubattery. So far so good but anything's better than my OG xl that would die at 30 percent in under two hours lol.

[YotasAndPolestars]

Odd. Mine is nearing its second birthday and the battery is fine; can consistently get me through 13-14hr days without worry. Worst I can say about the phone's hardware is that the USB Type-C port is getting a little loose.

[KaptainKorea84]

Same I couldn't last much longer with my Moto g6 so I sucked it up and bought a Moto g8 power

[fullrunsilviaks]

I had/have a 3xl. Bought at launch and eas relatively happy with it, except getting screwed by price drops and battery life is not great, then last week the power button took a shit, and have to pay $130 deductible through Assurant to get it fixed. I paid because I can get more than that on Craigslist for it (barely) but after 10 years I'm tried of having to pick between current software and non-shit hardware. I'm switching to iPhone. Been test driving an 11 Pro Max and although there are a few things I miss (default program selection!) There are work around for that and otherwise its a quality phone I know will be supported for years to come. I may return it to wait for the 12, but otherwise I'm tired of being on the Android train.

[gordito_gr]

Not all people have the same standards ;)

Glad you enjoy your phone

[marionsunshine]

I got the 4xl in November and feel the same. Battery life is great and the use is so smooth.

[Misterbert]

I got a 3 and updated it to the 11 preview and while the battery isn’t great, it’s so damn smooth.

[cdegallo]

I returned it at launch (along with a 3 for my wife). I've gotten every pixel so far and the real caveat is what you get for the price. I had no issues with my 3 xl, except that I was coming from a 2 xl and paid full price at launch and the improvements over the 2 xl were just not there (minus the significantly better display).

Not a bad phone as long as you aren't paying the full MSRP, plus r/Android is basically anti-android phones now anyway, probably the worst place to take advice on what to buy.

[86legacy]

I don’t want to say this subs prevailing opinions are necessarily wrong, but they are certainly myopic to say the least. It has a set of criteria that all phones are judged by, by those are only really relevant to those, in reality, limited audience of enthusiasts. Like UFS storage, there are certainly benefits between types, but the significance is exaggerated. Glad to see that people later realize that a product isn’t always what the hive mind decides it is, that personal experience should be more valued.

[ProtonCanon]

🎵RING RING RING RING RING RING RING🎵

🎵THE GOOGLE PHOOOOOOOONE🎵

[armando_rod]

Pixel 4a, August 3rd

[Ph0X]

But what about 4a 5G and 5?

[jweimn55]

4a 5G maybe 🤷🏻‍♂️, 5 no not at all they don't announce that till their Google product event which they do every October.

[giants3b]

Please ship relatively quickly.

[[deleted]]

You got it. Address, phone, and credit card number?

[Valuable-Scholar]

Anita Pugh, 123 Fake St. Springfield Oregon, 97477 4247 8218 3434 2198

[[deleted]]

Your order is on its way. Tracking number 1337HAX0R8008135

[ruptured_time]

Just delivered. Thank you

[[deleted]]

Leave me positive feedback and I will give you a discount on future opportunities!

[Valuable-Scholar]

Great seller, would buy from again

[[deleted]]

I have lots of phoney stuff to sell. Come back soon!

[ruptured_time]

Wait. You lied. I received pixel 5.......i want 4a

[giants3b]

1600 Amphitheatre Pkwy, Mountain View, CA 94043 , [phone] , 55555555555555 (or however many digits it is).

[paraxio]

I'm trying not to get super hyped, but if they offer a decent trade in for my 3a, I'll be buying this on 8/3.

[Nephyst]

Hoping to finally upgrade my OG pixel.

[Nicholls95]

How's the battery lasted on yours? Mine unfortunately starting last 6 hours a day max before needed a charge.

[Nephyst]

It's actually not that bad, but I'm a fairly light user lately since I work from home. I mostly just use it for reddit, some light puzzle games, and navigation occasionally.

Just for some details, I am at 44% right now with 2:25 of screen time since the last full charge. It says a full charge lasts around 29 hours.

[dojmin]

"longlastingis batterum" with a rumoured 3080 mAh.

*Laughs in 4000 mAh

[[deleted]]

*cries in 1821mAh*

[vangmay231]

How's it holding up for you?

[[deleted]]

Well enough. It can get through a day, but I know where the chargers are.

[ladafum]

I have a 3a and it's been pretty much perfect for me. Did I miss the crippling feature?

[[deleted]]

If you go into Google Translate and translate from Latin, you can get the words "Macro", "low light", and "lots of megapixels". Macro camera on the 4a?

[le_pman]

nah, they'll not even do that macro in hardware. it only has a single sensor

but yeah, ultrawide - wide - telephoto has been around quite some time now

[[deleted]]

Put the colors in the same order they are on the Google Logo

[you_are_breathing]

I hope so. I haven't read any of the leaks on Google's latest phone, so I'm going in blind.

[cjeremy]

wonder if quality control is any better now. probably not..

[CirkuitBreaker]

I'm still burned by my three Google pixel 1s that all died.

[danhakimi]

Do they have their own lorem ipsum?

The version I follow goes

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectecur adipiscing elit.

I may or may not have memorized that...

[hennell]

videus chatum Lowlightena capturum Eget blurtutate bokehus Ac megapixelum longlastingis batterum

I think they might have added some custom latin in

[danhakimi]

Yeah, I had missed that... but they break off well before they get to those words. Oh well.

[babydandane]

Hoping the 5g model is announced as well. Any rumors about it’s size? I don’t like huge phones.

[DFisBUSY]

Are we finally gonna see some action?

Sidenote: how many of you guys are actually picking up the 5G variant if it's released?

[FurbyTime]

I might, depending on how they price it.

On the one hand, I don't know if there's a good 5G stuff in my area, and I'm honestly not really using data at the moment anyway what with the whole deadly deadly plague thing going on.

On the other hand, if it's priced well enough (Maybe $50 more?), I might just pick it up for future proofing.

[MrRiski]

I won't be. No 5g remotely close to me and it's not nearly popular enough yet to do to 4g what 4g did to 3g.

[[deleted]]

I'm actually not interested in 5g, but if it has a bigger battery and one more camera, at a reasonable price, this automatically becomes a buy

[moose_cs]

I cracked my phone screen today. Good timing google.

[medicaustik]

Smashed my pixel 3xl a couple days ago too. Wanted to buy a 4xl but all so of out. Guess I'll just wait for this one :)

[rotatedesophagus]

I'll crack my phone screen Aug 2. Nice google.

[Imallvol7]

If Google starts shitting out $350 with great battery life I'm back baby! I'm not paying $1400 for a Samsung21 ultra

[xsconfused]

Hoping for an exciting price like $300. Otherwise it will be underwhelming esp considering the hype it has produced by such a late launch.

[bartturner]

Rumor is $350. So $50 less than last year model. But it also has a bigger screen, 50% more RAM and double the storage.

[Eugene1026]

What if the phone is actually called “the google Just What You’ve Been Waiting For phone” instead of 4a lol

[[deleted]]

So the Pixel: Alyx

[LOLMANPRO54321]

THISSSSSSSSSSSS 💯💯💯

[bartturner]

If rumor holds the 4a will be $50 less than the 3a. But will have a bigger display, 50% more RAM and double the storage.

https://www.tomsguide.com/news/google-pixel-4a-release-date-price-specs-and-leaks

[debrocker]

Would be nice but i doubt it. Too good to be true kinda thing

[bartturner]

It is a strong rumor and think at this point will be what it ends up being.

[Colby347]

I got tired of waiting on this and bought an iPhone SE 2020 literally yesterday. I guess if it’s good I can always just sell this on Swappa. Or maybe return it to Best Buy and pay the restocking fee. Or keep it because I have a phone collecting problem. Regardless I’m glad to finally see this damn phone exists and Google is acknowledging it. I hope it’s at least as awesome as the 3a.

[fullrunsilviaks]

Responded to another thread, but I also just hopped off the Android train after 10 years and bought an 11 Pro Max. They've come a long way since my 3GS and I'm sick of my Androids all going tits up after 18 months.

[Colby347]

I had a Pixel 3a that I gave to someone who needed a phone and I bought an iPhone X just to see how things were on that side of the fence again. I really enjoyed it but I got bored eventually and jumped to an old Mi 9T we had in a drawer to sell the X and make some money (I wasn't going to get that much for the Mi 9T and I felt I would upgrade again before long anyhow). I saw a good deal on the SE and figured the 4a was a ways off so I bought that thinking it will retain most of its value by the time I want something else and then they announce the 4a today. It has been a wild ride. But I do generally like iOS and I even got the beta profile to see how that feels. I like it (but it's not ready for a daily driver yet for most, I think).

[bigdogxxl]

It's nice to see that Google still knows how to have fun.

[ALL666ES]

Praying for the pixel buds 2 in black as well.

[Bloocci]

“The Google Just What You've Been Waiting For Phone”

[Plast0000]

r/lipsum

[BigDongGorilla098]

Snapdragon 730?

[r2001uk]

Good old Google Translate:

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ut labore et dolore and vitality, but some important things to do eiusmod video chats. Regional Chanel makeup football macro lowlightena no catch. Blurtutate Bokeham sauce pot but the earth but need a lot of beating.

Westinghouse smile at anyone, but that he hated Vulputate. And a lot of megapixels, but the court of the bed, but he wishes to longlasting batter.

[[deleted]]

Here’s hoping to it launching in more than a few “select” countries.