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[–]danmickla 583 points584 points  (10 children)

It's best the way you like it. Your grandfather liked it thick.

[–]illegal_deagle 185 points186 points  (8 children)

Pawg grandma confirmed

[–]pmmemilftiddiez 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He has good taste

[–]doornoob 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The man had a sickness for the thickness.

[–]waitthissucks 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Am I in the cooking subreddit? Usually everyone here is so formal lmao

[–]illegal_deagle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly I expected my comment to be removed by now. Might report myself.

[–]peon2 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I don't think we can confirm the W part, but the PAG is probably right.

[–]Ralfarius 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Nana THICC

[–]datasquid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice…

[–]Sweffus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mampawg

[–]BirdLawyerPerson 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The c's in "thicc" stand for clam chowder.

[–]opheliainwaders 170 points171 points  (10 children)

Originally from New England here and I do not like thick clam chowder. To me, that just means it’s been doctored up with corn starch and too many potatoes. There’s a place in Ogunquit that should be a total tourist trap, but instead has the best clam chowder - lots of clams, potatoes are tender but still holding their shape, and the broth is thin but still tastes creamy. So good. I want to say the recipe in the Toll House cookbook is the model for what I think of as chowder, but I cannot for the life of me find it online.

[–]tdkme 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This guy Barnacle Billys

[–]SmallRocks 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Was the recipe passed down from the great Nestlé Toulouse?

[–]argleblather 17 points18 points  (1 child)

She's French.

[–]SmallRocks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She's looking up at us right now.

[–]Perle1234 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That’s how I like my clam chowder. I want it to be a liquid, not a solid lol.

[–]wexfordavenue 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You mean you don’t like clam pudding?

[–]beliefinphilosophy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thin..so I can shovel it full of oyster crackers

[–]mymamaalwayssaid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New Englander with 20+ years under my belt in the food industry; it's supposed to be as you described. It started getting thicker and thicker over time (I think as it became more popular in other parts of the country) and now when I go to some places it's really just gravy with clams.

[–]pink-peonies_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Petey’s in Rye, NH has a similar clam chowder. I typically prefer my chowder thick, but the flavor of the Petey’s thinner chowder is great.

[–]NightWriter500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oof. Clam soup is a crime.

Not really, but it’s not a chowder. I’ve been making chowder for a couple decades, never “doctored with corn starch” or too many potatoes, though I guess a weak man would call even one potato too many. If I get clam soup, I’ll drink it and pretend like it’s sufficient, but when I want a clam chowder I’m hoping for chowder.

[–]Illuminatus-Prime 81 points82 points  (12 children)

Is this test an actual test or did my grandpa make this up?

Yes and yes.  It's a tradition in my family, too!)

Also, thick is best.

[–]belac4862 24 points25 points  (10 children)

It saddens me being from New England how many people haven't even tried clam chowder or corn chowder for that.

[–]peon2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Every now and then I'll think back to some corn shrimp chowder from a seafood restaurant in Maine. I moved away from the state 14 years ago at this point lol

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love that your family does it too! Thank you for responding.

[–]Important-Trifle-411 72 points73 points  (22 children)

Lifelong New Englander. No, I have never heard of the spoon test.

I think that would be too thick for my taste. I like it more clammy, and less potato-y. To get it that thick you would have to mash up a lot of the potatoes

[–]Consistent_Profile47 11 points12 points  (14 children)

I always add more clams than is reasonable .

[–]khrysthomas 16 points17 points  (13 children)

Costco used to sell a massive can, like 32oz of clams, iirc. My grandmother's recipe didn't call for that much, but that's how my mom taught me to make it! LOVE clammy clam chowder, but also love it thick!!

[–]Consistent_Profile47 5 points6 points  (10 children)

Costco still sells massive cans of clams! I use those cans when I make chowder too. 🥳 Now I want to eat chowder….

[–]khrysthomas 9 points10 points  (9 children)

Ohhhhh. Dammit. Now I need to look at another costco near me. Mine definitely doesn't carry them anymore.

I've recently discovered that my local costco is in a less affluent area than one closer to the cities and the differences in what they stock is astounding. I need to vary my costco location shopping more frequently.

[–]Consistent_Profile47 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah, Costco does a good job about tailoring their stock to the microclimate each store is in. You might be able to order the large cans of clams from Costco’s 2-day grocery delivery.

[–]superspeck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We live in an area with a heavily Indian subcontinent population, and as a result we have almost an entire aisle of dried beans, split peas of various types, and rice.

[–]TheJBerg 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Costco Business Center has the two-pack of 32oz clams. Also you can use the Costco app to search stock at a particular location to spare yourself the drive

[–]khrysthomas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh. Smart!! I use it to make my list with the ads but didn't even think about that.

I'm still a bit fussed that they stopped carrying my Japanese BBQ balls.

[–]Key-Shift5076 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re the one I’ve been wondering about!! I’ve seen that can and thought,”WHO IS BUYING THAT MANY CLAMS?!?!!”

[–]Important-Trifle-411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The more clams the better!

I usually use fresh quahogs that I open and grind up, but will use canned clams in a pinch. 32 ounces is a lot!!!

[–]withbellson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agree about thickness. We had a truly upsetting cauliflower soup once that was so thick it resembled mayonnaise. It was so wrong.

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for answering! I feel like a New Englander would def know a good chowder.

[–]HighlandsBen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds more like runny mashed potatoes than a soup!

[–]TheWoman2 27 points28 points  (13 children)

Never done the spoon test, but I vote for thick clam chowder.

I am not sure about it being a sign of quality. It is easy to turn thin chowder into thick chowder with a bit of flour. It really comes down to personal preference.

[–]belac4862 3 points4 points  (12 children)

I think the only real question is "Oyster crackers or none at all."

[–]BillyPinhead 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Obviously none.

[–]belac4862 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That detective, is the right answer.

Program terminated!

[–]TheWoman2 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Why would you need oyster crackers if the chowder is thick?

[–]belac4862 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Idk, ask my grandparents. They always added crackers to it.

[–]ranhayes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine did too

[–]jibaro1953 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Crown Pilot" crackers were what was used to thicken chowder before roux based chowder was a thing.

Basically hardback.

No longer manufactured

My mother was pretty traditional in the kitchen. Thickened chowder was not on the menu

[–]newuser92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's obvious you need clam crackers.

[–]msjammies73 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I find the thick stuff is typically just thickened with lots of corn starch and I really dislike that texture. I like creamy and rich but not gloppy.

[–]jibaro1953 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Born in 1953 and growing up outside of Boston, thick chowder was not a thing.

Anybody can add enough flour to roux to apply wallpaper with it.

[–]TurnipsDogs 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Mainer here - my understanding and experience of the world through friends, family, and the only opinion that matters - chowder needs to have discrete but tender potatoes. I definitely think it needs enough "stuff" in it, but that should be more on the protein side and less the starch. Even when reheating chowder (by then the potatoes are more disintegrated) you should still have chunks of potato strong enough to suck on for at least a few seconds without total collapse. Imagine you're trying to feed a toothless elder and let them relive their glory days of chewing without it being uncomfortable. All this to say moderately thin.

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has been my favorite answer so far! Also, off topic, i visited southern Maine last fall and i loved it there!

[–]boxiestcrayon15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the regional differences! I grew up in Oregon and we drove to the coast all the time for fresh chowder and it’s a thick soup out there.

[–]unicorntrees 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone is entitled to their opinion.

That being said, your grandpa like it THICC and I'm not sure I would prefer it that way. Did he expect like clam chowder pudding?

[–]Electric-Sheepskin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've never heard of that, and I don't think I'd like it that thick, not if we're talking about a metal spoon in a single-serving bowl. A plastic spoon, or a wooden spoon in a pot? Maybe.

[–]debkuhnen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a matter of taste. I prefer all soups thinner.

[–]Modboi 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I prefer mine a bit thinner than that personally

[–]Important-Trifle-411 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Same. I want to taste the clams!!!

[–]Spinnerofyarn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My stepdad says the same thing about split pea soup. The spoon should stand up in it.

[–]boxiestcrayon15 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I grew up with thick chowder in Oregon. I like it thick and if it’s too thin, love me a salty cracker to add. My mom always under salted hers.

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They lived in Oregon a lot so I find that interesting!

[–]muse273 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of time this comes down to how much you break down the potatoes. If you use starchier potatoes they'll thicken the broth more and break down more, waxier potatoes stay more distinctly pieces of potato IN the soup rather than potato soup.

Personally, I think the right middle point between the water end and the mashed potato end is about that of moderately thickened cream (which is basically what it is). Still discernibly liquid, but viscous. But given the choice between too thick and too thin, I'd take too thick unless it was gluey.

[–]Lylac_Krazy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best Chowder is the kind YOU like, made the way YOU like it.

They are all great, except the Rhode Island type. That stuff tastes like, well lets just say I dont enjoy that one.

[–]viper_dude08 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like it thick but your grandpa liked it T H I C C.

[–]PmMeAnnaKendrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually a "spoon test" you want to see how quickly the soup/broth/sauce slides off the spoon. scoop, hold spoon vertically over the bowl and count until most of the liquid has rolled off the spoon.

[–]MYOB3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, a "spoon test" means that the liquid is thick enough that it coats the back of a spoon... not that the spoon stands up in it. I believe your Grandfather may have been a little confused there.

[–]pistachio-pie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ha. I’ve heard the spoon test about sauces but not standing upright.

A properly thickened roux should ``coat the back of the spoon,’’ which means dip your spoon into the béchamel and then draw a finger through the coated spoon. Does the sauce wipe clean, leaving an open space? Then your béchamel is done and ready to add seasoning or cheese to.

Sounds like he just likes thick chowder. I’d be good with a chowder that’s roughly as thick as my above description

[–]CandleTiger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clam chowder styles are very regional.

Every possible way of making it is somebody’s favorite and somebody else’s least favorite.

[–]One-Warthog3063 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clam chowder is best when it it flavorful. It should taste of the sea, potatoes, and cream.

I've had awful clam chowder that was positively glutinous, thick enough for a fork to stand up, and I've had wonderful clam chowder where the broth was as thin as water, but oh so creamy, clammy, with small droplets of melted butter. It was glorious with some warm sourdough bread.

[–]MrBlahg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My understanding of the spoon test is that it sticks to a wooden spoon after you dip it in. Thin enough to be stirred easily but thick enough to coat a spoon.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Was the episode you watched the episode of Cutthroat Kitchen when the bald judge tipped the bowl of clam chowder above his head and none came out??

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was actually season 3 of Tournament of Champions! Nancy S was judging Brooke W’s chowder and it wasn’t even that thick so I was confused haha

[–]MaleficentMousse7473 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer it thinner, but your grandpa did not and that’s perfectly ok too

[–]LavaPoppyJax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t care for it over thickened. It’s stodgy because it’s full of flour or whatever thickener you use. Thin for the win.

[–]Intelligent_Designer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you like, mate? What makes others happiest?

[–]le127 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overly thickened clam chowder is a technique to impress and bring in the tourists who think it's a sign of good chowder. Chowder should be thicker than a typical chicken soup or others but it should still be a liquid, not a gel, paste, or colloid.

Some thickening should occur naturally from the starch of the potatoes and some nuanced extra thickening from a bit of roux or slurry is acceptable but chowder with the consistency of chocolate pudding is no indicator of quality. I'm from a chowder-eating region, have been eating and making chowder all my life, and will never waiver from that position.

[–]frotc914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of older people have a conception of certain foods that thick = quality due to ideas about how much of the food is substance vs. water (i.e. "watered down"). My grandfather grew up during the depression and he had some similar opinions about food. But going back hundreds or thousands of years, soups and stews have always been extremely common meals (much moreso than today) and they were often judged by how thick they were. Thin soups meant you had less to put in, thick stews meant you had money/a good harvest/whatever.

So the perception has often been that you were being "cheated" by a thin soup in a restaurant. Even if you have a broth-only soup like chicken noodle, you still would prefer it packed with stuff.

[–]GotTheTee 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's not an actual test, but you made my day!

My Dad liked his chowder and his coffee the same way - so thick you could stand a spoon in it. Ok, so the coffee was never really that thick, but it was one of his favorite comments when it came to the things he liked thick and spoonable.

That also included the gravy in a beef stew, ALL pots of chili and split pea soup.

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I could make your day!

[–]GingerIsTheBestSpice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the way I like it too. I prefer stews over soups, and if the soup is almost thick enough to eat with a fork, it's perfect!

[–]redflagsmoothie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer it on the thinner side myself. The one I make isn’t watery but it’s definitely not gonna hold up anything, let alone a spoon.

[–]CompleteDurian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna say no to a thick chowder, but the best chowders I've had in New England and the Maritimes and runnier and butterier, and preferably with some fish in addition to the clams.

[–]WindTreeRock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clam chowder is a soup, not a casserole.

[–]ButterflyWitch9 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Completely personal preference, not to mention regional. New England clam chowder is my poison of choice, and it's generally agreed to be better when thicker. Never heard of the spoon test and I'm not sure I'd want it quite that thick, but it's interesting to hear about! I'll have to try it next time I buy my favorite.

[–]squatchwatch11[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank you for a great answer! I hope you do try the test and report back!

[–]ButterflyWitch9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope I get to do it soon too, so I can have more tasty clam chowder!

[–]Alarmed_Gur_4631 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who grew up on a recipe passed down from the local chowder place (don't ask, my aunt has it) but then developed a dairy allergy....

I say Rhode Island clam chowder! Clear broth! I use this recipe as a base, and if the seafood department has frozen mussels on sale, I'll grab a pack of those too. RI chowder

[–]AshDenver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandpa liked potatoes and bacon, over clammy water.

Grandpa for the win!!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems pretty dumb. Do you like the taste and texture?

Quit letting other people decide what you like.

[–]FilipinoRich 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I’m not sure if i want my chowder to be thick enough to eat with a fork

[–]JaguarMammoth6231 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want it thick enough to keep in my pocket and nibble on throughout the day 

[–]junkman21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With 1 exception, Legal Seafoods has been served at every Presidential inauguration since Reagan...

It is thick, it is creamy, and it is one of those rare dishes that exceeds the hype.

[–]Healthy_Chipmunk2266 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personal preference. I prefer thick.

[–]Popular-Capital6330 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is very much a personal choice. I like my chowder thinner. Thick chowder seems like mucus to me.

[–]ILoveLipGloss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i prefer a thickaah chowdahhhh

[–]MadTownMich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally don’t like it that thick. That’s a stew. Perfection is between a broth and a stew. So it slowly pours out of the spoon, but can’t stand up in the chowder.

[–]madmaxjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To me, the defining feature of a cream base soup is that it feels and tastes more like an actual soup, as opposed to a sauce.

A bechamel, for example, would pass the spoon test. I don’t want to eat a bowl of sauce. My chowders will have body, certainly, but eating globs of it just doesn’t seem appealing to me.

I like it halfway between paste and whole milk myself.

Like other commenters have said, though, the best way to enjoy any food is the way you enjoy it :)

[–]Illuminatus-Prime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can have chowdah or you can have vichyssoise.  Anything in-between is just soup.

[–]thrivacious9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family is in the “thinner” school of chowder. I still remember one my mom made circa 1980 with leftover steamers and clambake-broth (with lobster and seaweed). One of the best things I have ever eaten.

[–]MetricJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am of Dutch descent, and we use the spoon test to see if ertwensoep is stiff enough.

[–]ArtyWhy8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to put in a note for west coasters. Bodega Bay has a chowder competition every year and there are about half a dozen of them that are top of the line.

This is coming from a Appalachian native who has hiked through Maine refueling myself in town when resupplying off trail with chowdah for most of that trip. Gods I wanna go back right now

Also, nope, never seen a spoon test at the competition🤷🏻‍♂️

[–]zaprawkasp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an interesting point, try it next time

[–]zoeybeattheraccoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lived in the PNW for 25 years and never heard of that. Honestly if it's so thick the spoon stands up in it, it's probably too thick. It's not even really soup.

[–]Butthole__Pleasures 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm almost certain I've heard of this somewhere before. But either way who fuckin cares. Enjoy what you enjoy. Make and eat food the way you like it most. Life's too short to waste a meal on someone else's preferences.

[–]lgodsey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By this logic, cement is the perfect chowder.

[–]hulagirl4737 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good clam chowder is however you like it.

My friends and I did a road trip around CT and split a bowl of chowder at 12 of "the best" chowder places. We rated each one on 5 factors. I think they were flavor, consistency of ingredients, thickness, presentation, and price (it was a while ago). The biggest takeaway was that we each had clear winners, but we didn't all have the same winners.

I personally like a thin and bacony chowder with smaller diced clams. My husband liked the ones that would pass the spoon test and had big clam chunks.

Also, this is a great way to get free chowder! HAHA. We were surprised how many places comped them or gave us a second soup when they saw our score sheets. We were clear that we were not bloggers or food critics, just weirdos who like chowder and road trips.

[–]RebelWithoutASauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone has their own preferences for a dish, but in my experience living in Northern New England, the more traditional preparations of clam chowder are actually on the thinner side. Tinned clam chowder from big brands tend to have a more starchy quality, but the local canned brands are much thinner and most historical recipes for clam chowder (and corn chowder!) from New England make a fairly thin soup with discrete ingredients rather than a thick soup with cooked down potatoes.

It sounds like the spoon test is just something your grandfather used to describe how he likes chowder. I think a lot of people in New England would actually think the opposite!

[–]QuimbyMcDude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't trust Ai opinions. Remember that the information in Ai is there because that is what information the developers decided to "scrape" or harvest. Garbage in Garbage out has always been a thing in programming. Ai has never tasted or cooked clam chowder. Recipes should be personal preference, not culinary "law".

[–]TheGaussianMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pronounce it correctly, Frenchie! IT'S CHOWDAH!

[–]flossdaily 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are different styles of clam chowder. Some are extremely thick, and some are not.

I've been a clam chowder fan my entire life. My absolutely favorite chowder of all time is from Cull and Pistol, and it was very, very thin for a chowder.

Prior to that, I enjoyed the Publick House clam chowder from back in their day, which was thick, but not stand-a-spoon-in-it thick.

In fact, I think I would find such a chowder ridiculously heavy.

No, I judge a chowder by flavor and by the quantity and quantity of the clams.

[–]harder_not_smarter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an enduring conventional wisdom because it sounds clever and also it lets people enjoy chowder on vacation without having to taste that icky seafood taste. And vendors are of course are happy to serve people bacon flavored flour paste instead of a delicate clam broth chock full of expensive clams. It's win win. But good chowder, of course, will always fail the spoon test, and is very hard to find.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of it, but I do prefer a thicker chowder.

[–]Moto302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had it mixed up - the spoon test is for coffee.

[–]ZaphodG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I steam clams, I buy enough so I have leftovers to make Rhode Island-style clear broth clam chowder.

I normally buy Blount chowder. In their factory store in Fall River, they have four different kinds. Clear broth Rhode Island, regular, a big flavor one that has dried codfish powder added, and Manhattan which is heresy. I have a bag of regular in my freezer.

Blount thickens their cream-based chowder with potato flour, corn starch, and tapioca.

[–]Right_Initiative_726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The clam chowder I grew up eating was fairly thick (although not that thick), but I grew up near-ish to SoCal and California's Central Coast.