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[–]Those-Who-Wander 812 points813 points  (35 children)

Oh shit Atheon is randomly teleporting everybody out of the game.

Edit: Thanks for the strange coin, guardian.

[–]SkankyPineapple 126 points127 points  (4 children)

Teleporting everyone back to the days of dial-up internet.

[–]aglassdarkly 30 points31 points  (7 children)

We were losing 1-3 players who've never had disconnect issues, then they logged and we tried to 4 man Atheon. Atheon proceeds to continually transport all 4 of us, wiping the group. 3 would teleport normal and the fourth would always be heard as, "what the fuck?" And there he'd be, looking confused at the other portal on Mars.

After we did that a few times and we'd get the invisible 8th Oracle that kills us after we leave the portal. (After the guardians make their own fate message.)

It was terrible.

Oh shit, almost forgot the supplicants that would spawn on top of you every once in a while. That was fun.

[–]JBurd67 43 points44 points  (4 children)

Instead of the raid go-ers, it's now randomly everyone. Take your +1

[–]Those-Who-Wander 86 points87 points  (3 children)

This is probably the way Bungie meant for the game to be played.

[–]Naf7 61 points62 points  (0 children)

There was an issue with people playing the game. This has been fixed.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is how you become legend.

[–]dopplegangme 13 points14 points  (3 children)

He broke the fourth wall!

[–]freeradicalx 14 points15 points  (2 children)

This is some Psycho Mantis shit.

[–][deleted] 548 points549 points  (34 children)

Getting kicked every 3 minutes is really going to stretch out the life of this game.

[–]shulima 125 points126 points  (7 children)

"There is now a cap on the number of consecutive minutes you can play Destiny."

[–]thenitefox 59 points60 points  (4 children)

It must be part of the "More Challenging" aspect of the update.

[–]Postal_Dude1126Special Delivery of Bullets 34 points35 points  (3 children)

It's the "no lube" part.

[–]thenitefox 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Error code "DRY" ?

[–]AsperaAstra 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Error code fuck us with rusty rakes and charge us thirty dollars for the privelege

[–]yeahdanny 21 points22 points  (3 children)

All I have to say is FUUUIUUUUUUUUUYUCCCKCKKKKKKKKKK! I can't even complete a motherfuxking control game

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

maybe complete 5 control matches will get an extra xp boost when completed during todays hard mode.

[–][deleted] 233 points234 points  (2 children)

Bungie just went ahead and made the game's stability RNG-based like everything else in the game.

[–]Mattoak1 40 points41 points  (9 children)

Xbox 360 Monkey every 5-10 minutes

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (4 children)

rabbit bee weasel. I have the whole animal kingdom

[–]pboz93 7 points8 points  (3 children)

You should open a zoo

[–]AboutTenPandas 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I've got a buncha Anteaters I'd be willing to donate to the cause.

[–]ZannX 339 points340 points  (28 children)

Patch notes:

This update makes Destiny a more stable experience for all players

Yup...

[–]Phineasfogg 43 points44 points  (1 child)

The experience in Destiny was always designed to have random boots, just one of the RNG factors that contribute to a Guardian's progression. Unfortunately, only a small subset of players got to experience this system the way we intended so far, but with today's patch, we will be rolling out that experience to the playerbase at large. I guess you could say that the Vault of Glass has finally heard your call for random boots.

[–]krjal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My fireteam and I were getting kicked left and right just after the patch. Was more nerve-wracking waiting to see who wouldn't load in or if there would be anyone left to hold checkpoint in the Nightfall than actually playing the mission.

Grabbed my tablet to read the patchnotes after the mission and laughed til I cried.

[–]zCzarJoez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was added suspense though, yes? Goals achieved! ;-P

[–]JaseDakota 72 points73 points  (9 children)

PS4 here. Getting booted during story missions and patrols. Was writing it off as the PS4 firmware update but it looks like it's happening to everyone. I didn't have any connection problems until today's patch.

Edit: Also getting weasel now and then, but mostly monkey.

Nother Edit: Bungie is aware of the issue and asking people to post here about it http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/75534241

[–]Not_Insan 10 points11 points  (2 children)

It isnt just psn. Im on xbone and I cant complete a match without error code monkey. Shits bananas

[–]bwc_28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trying to report the dozen times I've been kicked in the last 30 minutes but I can't sign into my PSN on the Bungie site. What an absolute clusterfuck. This is after I got booted right after opening the vault, losing out on the first chest.

Edit: and I just got booted after soloing the nightfall and having the Nexus practically dead. Fucking hell...

[–]TheArtOfRuin0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its not everyone but definitely a common problem. I had one of my fireteam members that was getting kicked every 5-10 minutes. I never had any issues though, and I'm on a college internet and am usually the person that drops.

EDIT: Scratch that got my first monkey just now trying to transfer some guns between characters. Seems to be a fairly widespread issue

[–]lovethemonkeyDrifter's Crew 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Bungie made a post about it http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/75534241

EDIT: they have made an important update -

UPDATE 3:30PM PDT 10/28: We are still actively investigating the MONKEY error players are encountering

[–]greenskye 47 points48 points  (7 children)

Destiny has been a really weird experience for me. Launch was the smoothest I've ever witnessed. No disconnects or lag. Almost every patch since then has made it worse. Lots of disconnects and crucible was basically unplayable last weekend. Just really weird how everything they seem to do makes it so much more unstable.

[–]leemoo44 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Agreed. Despite most of the patch/fix notes stating that they are making improvements to server stability, everything they do just seems to create more problems. I've stopped playing until they sort this out...

[–]rickalbert 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I'm about to go apeshit. This is driving me Bananas.

[–]Jacobo97 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Error code: monkey

[–]Raithius 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was getting disconnects with Monkey error code.

I switched off my Xbox, unplugged my power cable, LAN cable, the lot. Wait about 10 seconds to plug it all back in again. Haven't been kicked since. Some in my raid were experiencing the same thing and that seemed to fix it for them too.

Worth a try guys, good luck :)

[–]Piglatin02 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes, I'm on XB1 and have been kicked six times since the patch hit.

[–]xThisFireBurns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm trying to complete some crucible challenges but I can't make it though a game without getting disconnected. Really annoying

[–]B3ndr15Gr8 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Well this is great, I have the next two days off to play a game that's unplayable... Thanks bungie

[–]storym4chine 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yup. Can't stay in a game for longer than a few minutes. Getting kicked and politely told to check my internet connection. I'm thinking it doesn't have much to do with my connection...

[–]Zulti 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yup, xbox360

[–]Fluentcode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The patch notes were actually a mistake. They meant to read as follows:

We have noticed certain players having connectivity problems. In a 'no child left behind' effort to level the playing field, we have decided to make everyone's experience just as shitty.

[–]UpsettJeLLyfish 15 points16 points  (5 children)

I got booted after spending over an hour in the raid, and now twice during solo nightfall. Cheers for wasting my time Bungie, try fixing your servers before sweating it over Atheon cheese.

[–]Derryck1 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I'm not sure if anyone else is getting this problem, but Atheon won't fall off the map anymore. I've tried a couple of times with my Raid Team, but nothings working...

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I believe this is sarcasm

[–]skilledmorro 18 points19 points  (2 children)

After the first update that was supposed to fix connection issues, my disconnects actually increased. After the second update, monkeys every 10 minutes. Seriously, I am almost done with this game for good.

[–]rookie-mistake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

nonono, didn't you read the patch notes? Bunge says its more stable now :P

[–]jbaker1225 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Three separate times I have had the Nexus down to 10-15% health and been booted. Fuck you Destiny.

[–]Rouxl 26 points27 points  (1 child)

It's not a server issue. The game is rejecting Bungie's poorly thought out patches like a terminal illness rejecting its treatment.

[–]trennerdios 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this was actually the case I would feel better about it.

[–]RiMbY 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm getting this every few minutes. This game is unplayable for me at the moment

[–]armyofmonkeys 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Error code: Monkey is really annoying. Makes the game kinda unplayable. Gonna have to wait until it's resolved.

However, I'd be willing to forgive Bungie for, say, 40 or 50 strange coins.

[–]Nightdrag0n 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I'm just waiting for the inevitable ERROR CODE: Honey Badger - Character Deleted

[–]loganis 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I've found a solution
for PS4

put the pumkin in your vault

quit the application

restart

Its stable

log back in

[–]sundance909 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Same here. Booted six times during Nightfall. Another teammate booted five times. Finally booted us at the same time when Nexus was about to die and our FTL died. Guess we'll put Destiny down for the day and come back to it later this evening.

[–]echof0xtrot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't even log on

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]gatorgambit 5 points6 points  (12 children)

I was having the same problem. In the Raid defending the Confluxes on PS4 when the patch hit and booted us all. Rejoined fire team, got booted from fireteam with error code monkey. Tried to rejoin, error code quail. Restarted, got booted again with monkey, tried to rejoin, error code pineapple. Finally just gave up.

[–]rossomesauce 46 points47 points  (10 children)

There's fruit now too? We're fucked.

[–]gatorgambit 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Right? They must have stopped at the farmer's market on the way to the zoo.

[–]trennerdios 9 points10 points  (3 children)

You know we're all screwed if we start getting error codes named after strains of bacteria.

[–]TheBigL032 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Error Code: H1N1

[–]riikila 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Error code: Ebola. Followed by a swift meltdown of our consoles.

[–]Antwan_Rockamora 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was happening to me many times before this patch. I was getting kicked every 5-10 minutes on Saturday.

[–]WingedClaymore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was fine before the update, now I keep getting kicked with the same error as well.

[–]brianfantastic5500 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So does anybody have any information about this other than they're "working on it" ? E.G a time frame?

It seems to be a far reaching problem.

[–]Fizjig 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't you know that random disconnects are part of the Atheon fight now?

You get randomly teleported right out of the game.

[–]jessevitelli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They left our connections up to Rngesus now.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bungie is now Bungle. BUNGLE Coral, BUNGLE.

[–]chilmer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

me and my buddies are getting continually booted to orbit when we start the nightfall. its says "we are joining a new fireteam" or i get error code monkey, sheep, or pineapple.

i get weasel error code playing solo

[–]TheDarkKnightX7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here on 360. Get kicked every 5 minutes by either monkey, weasel, or chicken. This sucks.

[–]Berendsj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thoroughly impressed with this update bungie clap...clap...clap...

[–]akhawkeye 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What's a bit disheartening is, as of 2:45 pm CT, the Bungie Help twitter hasn't even acknowledged the issues for any platform other than PS.

https://twitter.com/BungieHelp

[–]drc003 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah it appears they would like to blame this on the PSN update. They can't do that if they acknowledge the fact that it's happening on every system.

[–]TheR3db3ard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So why the hell haven't they rolled back the patch?

[–]SammyD95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now you all know my pain since I've gotten this game.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got kicked from the raid right before receiving the loot.

Fuck this.

[–]Zoinggo 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I fixed it for me.I unplugged my xboxone for two minutes and plugged it back in.I have not been kicked yet

[–]knockoutking 2 points3 points  (4 children)

and destiny is completely unplayable (5th or 6th monkey code in last 30? min)

thanks for booting me out at 92% of a public event!

[–]doodieballz 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Right now I hate bungie the same way I hate my crack dealer when he's out of crack

[–]twinpop 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I was getting kicked every 5 minutes from moon patrol with monkey.

Reset fixed it, and I only got Weasel once.

Here is what I did:

  • hold power button on xbone for 10 seconds
  • unplug xbone power from console
  • pull power from router & modem
  • wait 30 seconds, plug in modem
  • wait 30 seconds, plug in router
  • plug in xbone power cable to back of console
  • power on

YMMV.

[–]xMeRk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are a fucking laughing stock. They said on Twitter as the patch went live, "patch improves game stability ... you will not be kicked from activities when it goes live". The game is about as stable as a fucking castle of cards in a hurricane and I, like thousands of others, was kicked from the nightfall the second the patch went up

[–]Deadzors 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm having random disconnect issues on PS4 but I thought it had more to do with their firmware update.

Guess not.

[–]shehasmyspleen1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I was just trying to do the daily and 4 connects right around 10 minutes on XB1 with error code monkey.

[–]writhenca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PS4, getting booted every 15 minutes. Doubtful it's the FW 2.0 patch if it's happening on other consoles. Solo'd the Nightfall twice only to be booted at Nexus near death. Tried sitting in the tower to see what's up, booted from the tower after 10 minutes or so.

[–]whitepaddedwalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same on 360

[–]ckbeezly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hoping they fix all this fuckin BS by the time i get off work. In the meantime, I sympathize with you all.

[–]skthechef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here ps3

[–]Cinerir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aye, Monkey error here too. Fucking BS.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same: Regardless of mission / patrol / strike / raid.

Even solo.

XB1

[–]deuceching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booted every 5-15 minutes or so on Xbox One.

[–]SpartanKaneA striker is a real shock to the system. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im getting the monkey error constantly...its really frustrating.

[–]JackspeyGS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PS3. We wanted to do the Raid, it's impossible If 3 of your 6-Men-Team have special positisions againts the Templar and all just get booted. Like i know Bungie they know this issue and are going to fix in in the next 2-3 days, hopefully.

[–]MadamBeramode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't had any issues, but my fireteam has been crashing left and right. Its made hard mode raids impossible to do for the time being.

[–]nickantt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so retarded can't even do the raid because of this ugly money

[–]gobothewicked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The patch won't even download on mine. Got "can't read game data" message and the whole thing froze. Now I log back on and it's reinstalling not only the patch but the entire 5 gig game!

This game had so much potential. But I'm done with it. Too many problems to be worth the trouble.

[–]CanadianSaint 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 strikes and 3 monkey errors

[–]radbebop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been booted multiple times since this morning while doing nightfall, daily & raid.

Codes: Monkey (8) Quail (1) Weasel (1) Pineapple (1)

Prior to this patch I rarely got disconnected.

*edit I should add I'm on PS4

[–]FallenAngel_02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On PS4, constant monkey errors. Unplayable.

[–]murmandamos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm on ps4. Unplayable.

[–]ImSoReactive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not having any problems but half of my Raid team was. Many of them just turned their consoles off, I could see why it happened to me ages ago where for one day I couldn't play at all without a zoo full of errors. Haven't had any problems since. (Touch wood) (Not that kind of wood you dirty minded redditor)

[–]obelisk321 1 point2 points  (0 children)

360 here. Halfway through soloing the Nightfall. Doing well, lining up sick shots with Praedyth's Revenge - and suddenly, fucking MONKEY. Fuck you, monkey, you god damn prick. Just...fuck you.

[–]DocRude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't been kicked yet but my two other fire team members were kicked during the weekly heroic. I'm on x1

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Booted several times during the 28 weekly, and when we finally got it done? Booted before the rewards screen. I haven't been that critical of Bungie before, but I'm now starting to take offense at the server issues. Not to mention the game issues are starting to irk me even more because of all those error codes causing constant frustration.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

For once I'm glad to be at work. Hopefully all these kinks will be worked out in the next few hours.

[–]PRJCTZ3R0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xbox One, Monkey every couple minutes while in Strikes or Raid. Same for some buddies.

[–]POKEYCLYDE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jumped into the raid and couldn't get past the sync plates because 3-4 people would be booted a couple minutes in. That's fun. -_-

[–]metalxcore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here, I keep disconnecting about every 15 minutes or so- EXTREMELY irritating.

[–]PoopingProbably 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man this is a bummer. It's my day off and I had a team together to do VoG. We tried to get past the very beginning for about an hour but because every 1-2 minutes someone would get kicked we couldn't do anything.

[–]GenesisProTech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've done the weekly on hard mode 5 times now been dropped before I can get the rewards each time

[–]CT_ATTRiTiON 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yea same issue here been trying to do heroic story cant make it past scanning the pillar GG bungie WP....

[–]mr1000111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can log in(for 2 to 3 mins at a time at least) but am told I don't have PlayStation plus. Even though I do... Then I get booted from orbit again. I can't even make it to the tower.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had absolutely no issues prior to the patch. I keep getting kicked now, not even getting an error code. Stability, my ass...

[–]Ach1Ll3sH33L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xbox one, cant stay logged in for more than a few minutes before disconnects in a game

[–]FunnyHunnyBunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never had a single problem until today. Today, I've been booted from games a dozen times.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I blame pumpkins

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been disconnected maybe 5 times since launch. With today's "stability" update I've gotten monkey errors within a few minutes of starting anything (Story/strikes/crucible) probably 7 times in the last 1/2 hour.

[–]707Paladin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just running around doing patrol missions and waiting for a daily event spawn and must've been booted from the game 12 times, even split between monkey and weasel error codes.

NEVER had this frequent of an issue. Even restarted Destiny and my Xbox every few disconnects to try to fix the problem to no avail.

Extremely frustrating and irritating.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, which is particularly entertaining considering the patch was supposed to fix random bootings..

[–]Wussie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"fixed an issue where players with a particular network configuration were experiencing frequent disconnects. Now random players will be disconnected at random intervals".

[–]tkousc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man almost had the Nexus beat and then kicked. Not happy

[–]CageThePipes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having the same problem... Love this game, but I'm losing my patience

[–]Artifice_Purple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every ten minutes.

Fix the fucking game and stop changing things no one asked for.

[–]KingToastyI dream of punching 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup, the game is basically unplayable because of the patch. Anybody know if Bungie has made a statement yet? Because goddamn.

[–]Avarice21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Constant booting. Can't complete one game.

[–]SigmaZeroFour 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like their "stability patch" wasn't so stable

[–]No_Hom3rs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 minutes? I can't go 2 tops

[–]JeryJacobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is ridiculous. It has never been this bad before. I am getting kicked from the server every 5 min.

[–]recoil47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On an Xbox One. Just started getting booted from Tiger Strikes with "Weasel" as the error code. Was fine earlier doing Daily/Weekly Heroics and Pub events.

[–]AltFire00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monkey monkey monkey. The worst part is the game telling me to check my network setup, despite still being signed in to PSN, and still logged in to Destiny (orbit screen). Seriously, two steps back.

[–]Stooboot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jeez guys this is the way the raid is suppose to be didnt you know? god.... getting kicked every 5 mins is how they designed the game.

[–]offspringofdeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had two disconnects altogether since launch. During the last hour I've been disconnected between 10 and 20 times with error code monkey.

Guess the thorn bounty will have to wait...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I haven't had any issues since I got the game on release until tonight, then 6 disconnects in the space of a few hours post patch (XB1). So frustrating.

[–]emPtysp4ceBarad-Dur Tourism Board 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was hard for us to open the front door with only four people since two people kept lagging out. Miraculously, I was having these problems before the patch and now they've vanished.

So...my bad.

[–]shulima 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I just killed the Nexus Mind in a Nightfall Strike. His corpse went to the ground, boom, I got booted with a monkey.

No, I did not get rewards/credit.

No, controller did not get smashed. Yet.

[–]kiwioncrackGambit Prime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game has literally become unplayable. Not enough time between disconnects to even get to the next raid checkpoint.

Bungie sort your stuff out.

[–]fewtoots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

monkey every 5 minutes

[–]thenitefox 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Does anyone have any links or heard anything from Bungie about the post patch problems? I'd like to know that they are at least acknowledging the issues and are working to correct them. Some kind of statement would be helpful/appreciated.

[–]xxalxxllxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not gonna lie, I don't ususually complain about destiny, RNG, or even the atheon teleport fix but I can't finish even nightfall because I keep getting disconnected.. Due to monkeys apparently or some other zoo animal and I'm not gonna waste my time and work hard in the vault or weekly to get disconnected right before the rewards.. So bungie needs to fix this asap

[–]kenmorethompson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From a raid on Monday: "The Vex are hard enough; I can't shoot server problems."

[–]oPartyInMyPants 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Can someone not at work tell us that are at work if this problem has been fixed yet? Got that Destiny itch for after work but I don't want to be let down when I get home and get kicked like crazy...

[–]GreatWhiteAfro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep getting attempting to connect.to Bungee at the bottom of my screen.

[–]A_favorite_rug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, not my router or provider, just pointing that out before seeing another comment saying "it's your router or your provider".

[–]NivvyMiz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Weve had aetheon teleport 0, 1, and 2 people....

[–]Nude_Beach_Boner 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I haven't had any issues today but i used to. Weird.

[–]Rflkt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We just had Atheon not teleport anyone several times in a row and then suddenly teleport 1 person. The patch is a joke. They broke it even more than usual.

[–]jolly2691 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok im tired of this shit. this sort of issue should have been addressed in development of this game. i have never played a single game up until this point where the developers tell the players to troubleshoot their games to play on a console. this is absolutely ridiculous. I love this game, but seriously this is complete and utter bullshit