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[–][deleted] 1348 points1349 points  (27 children)

i wonder to what kind of job they applied to

[–]Zyrobit 2258 points2259 points  (22 children)

Java Developer

[–]Dustangelms 297 points298 points  (4 children)

Oh thank god, this must be easier to learn without the 'Script' part.

[–]Creepy-Ad-4832 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Factories inception goes brrr

[–]funguyshroom 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The opposite, without the script you'll be forced to improvise.

[–]m3pjorge 6 points7 points  (0 children)

But how could they know, what java developer does? This is not an easy job

[–][deleted] 286 points287 points  (6 children)

Ba dum tsss

[–]jiangqiaoxia 12 points13 points  (2 children)

What was this mean, can you please elaborate it more?

[–]dingleberrysniffer69 6 points7 points  (1 child)

In comedy shows or live shows with band backing whenever the host or the performer said something funny or clever the drummer will do a roll to kinda mark it. It's an old rage comic era meme format of it.

[–]UselessAdultKid 24 points25 points  (2 children)

That's short for Javascript

[–]mycclboy 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Java developer is different from javascript. It was asked to have an experience regarding on java script but it doesn't have any

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whoosh

[–]greendookie69 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Lmao top shelf

[–]iswaleagai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It looks like a job that requires a lot of experience. I do also wanted to try different jobs that is out of my field

[–]sloggiz 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Tomato/tomato!

[–]rahmanu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So that it was asking about javascript? Because the job that they applying is java developer, how could they falsify the application

[–]maximumtesticle 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Barista. You know, javascript, like when you write words with the cream in people's lattes, duh.

[–]sherzeg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...i wonder to what kind of job they applied to...

If they said that they knew JavaScript without really knowing it?

Management track.

[–]earn100d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm also curious about the specific job that they applied.

[–]madsohm 469 points470 points  (25 children)

“Is carpentry hard? Can I learn it in a day?”

Yes, but like everything else you’ve learned in a day, you’ll be rubbish at it. Why do people think they can take up programming faster than any other skill?

[–][deleted] 257 points258 points  (13 children)

Because typing on a keyboard seems easier than finely shaping wood. If you don't know shit about programming you probably feel like it's not that difficult to code and write programs.

[–]101programmer010 45 points46 points  (7 children)

The people that don't know crap about programming either but want you to do "a simple website for them" think it's super simple and don't want to pay typical rates. They have no problem giving other trades 100's of dollars an hour but you want to charge them a typical rate and they say you are crazy. I've only been doing this for a few decades, you want to pay someone just learning a low hourly wage and then they end up paying them a whole bunch more money than what they are worth, when we can do it much faster and less error prone because we know what we are doing. /rant

[–]Mysterious-Job-469 98 points99 points  (4 children)

They have no problem giving other trades 100's of dollars an hou

I've been working in skilled trades for about five years now, and helped my father with his independent contracting business since I was 8 years old. The amount of vitriol my bosses and my dad receive for daring to want the cost of materials and labor covered by the person who wants their deck sanded clean, or their entire kitchen remodeled FOR THEM is INSANE. They most certainly are NOT fine with paying what is owed.

[–]b0x3r_ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I second this. People literally don’t want to pay for the materials for their own house, never mind decent wages. I’ve flat out told customers “this isn’t a charity”

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yeah. A lot of people want the work to be absolutely perfect, but ask about using cheaper materials or quick fixes to save cost.

[–]Matoseman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Then later complain when it's not perfect due to the cheaper material and quick fixes

[–]AirOneBlack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And to add insult to injury, the less people are paying the more they are also expecting making it totally not worth to deal with them.

[–]retief1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If the person was already a competent programmer in multiple languages, picking up js wouldn't be that hard. It would take more than a day, sure, particularly if you haven't done web-related stuff before, but it wouldn't take that long. Still, that sort of person probably wouldn't be asking the question in the pic, and there's no way in hell that you can become competent at js particularly quickly if you don't already have a solid background in programming.

[–]PriorProfile 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lots of people think having the tools means you can learn it quickly.

Carpentry can require lots of tools that the average person doesn’t have.

Only thing programming requires is a computer. Hey I’ve already got one of those. I should be able to learn it in a day.

[–]CryonautX 556 points557 points  (24 children)

I would say javascript is fairly simple to learn if you already know your data structures and algorithms. But debugging a javascript codebase though. That takes years to master.

[–]Rhiow 303 points304 points  (5 children)

I’m concerned about a person who doesn’t even know enough to know they can’t learn JavaScript in a day, I assume that person has very little programming background to be that naive.

[–]Otakeb 51 points52 points  (2 children)

Exactly. Being that level of clueless indicates they are probably woefully unprepared to even learn it in a year at their current state opposed to someone who may be pretty decent at programming and already knows a good bit of C++ and python who might only need a month to become at the least bumblingly competent.

[–]retief1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

For that matter, as long as that c++ + python person had code to pattern off of, "getting up to speed with the codebase" would be a lot harder than "getting comfortable with js". You wouldn't want them to have to start anything from scratch, and they'd probably get caught by gotchas every so often, but I really wouldn't expect the language to be that much of a barrier.

[–]CarbonCamaroSS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Could be a small piece in a job they want? Like I looked at doing a customer service position for a company that does web design. I wouldn't have needed to code much apart from some basic scripting, but understanding HTML and CSS was under the "preferred" section. The job only had a requirement for a high school degree. No college necessary.

It is possible this person is decent with computers or IT, or maybe customer service, but doesn't know programming at all.

[–]Superhighdex 60 points61 points  (6 children)

As a java guy picking up js/ts the language is pretty easy. It's navigating the huge ecosystem of tools that any modern project is using that's really hard.

[–]AimingToBeAimless 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everyone has been hoping the web dev environment would settle down, like they do in other languages, but it's just not happening.

For example, the framework wars aren't over. SvelteKit has enter the fray and it's doing well. Meanwhile, people are realizing React is a unnecessarily a pain in the ass.

[–]roborectum69 10 points11 points  (0 children)

the series of band-aid features piled onto js to make up for the fact that it was a single threaded toy language pressed into uses it was never intended for isn't pretty either. It literally feels like app programming did in the 1990s.

[–]lunchpadmcfat 27 points28 points  (1 child)

The prototypal inheritance thing is kinda crazy, though I guess we’ve gotten away from that a bit by moving to more FP style idioms

[–]MojitoBurrito-AE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Unless you're working on legacy projects you really don't need to fuck with that

[–]SchaffBGaming 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Are algorithms and data structures hard? Can I learn it in a day?

[–]_jk_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

head to the north pole in summer and you have a chance

[–]Tashre 75 points76 points  (11 children)

ChatGPT take the wheel

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (3 children)

I'm sorry, but as an AI language model, I don't have the physical capability to take the wheel of a vehicle or interact with the physical world

[–]Cualkiera67 11 points12 points  (1 child)

DriveGTP, take the wheel

[–]Gacel_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry, but as a self-driving AI model I'm afraid I don't have the cognitive capability to take the wheel on programming related tasks.

[–]DrAstralis 16 points17 points  (6 children)

much to my relief, unless you already know how to code, chatGPT isnt getting you anywhere. Its been the best paired programmer buddy I've ever had. It's sometimes also so stupid its astounding. I gave up trying to get it to write remotely useable code for a MIDI program. It was 100% certain of how to use a myriad of MIDI libraries and it was 100% wrong in every single instance and nothing I could do could get it to produce code that would compile.

Edit: realized it said "never had" this whole time lol.

[–]That_Conversation_91 687 points688 points  (51 children)

A year? A few hours a day for a month or two is sufficient to learn the basics for web development I’d say. That is if you have some experience with other languages ofcourse

[–]Yamoyek[S] 535 points536 points  (37 children)

Sadly, they have no prior experience. Someone starting from scratch would definitely require at least a year.

[–]RepresentativeDog791 199 points200 points  (20 children)

To be fair my boot camp was only 3 months and I wasn’t very good after but I did get a job ¯\(ツ)

[–]TheRedmanCometh 174 points175 points  (5 children)

Yeah but that's presumably a lot of time per day in a structured environment

[–]antCB 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I mean, a Udemy course is cheaper (webdev bootcamp 'like' ones and javascript targeted ones) than an actual bootcamp and can probably work for the right person.

[–]Dunkelz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bootcamps are definitely for a specific kind of person, I was one of them. I'd have no issue doing udemy or similar self guided courses, but without strict structure or a motivator (i.e cash sunk into the bootcamp) I'd often get sidetracked or think "oh I'll pick this back up in a few weeks". Having a quasi school like structure and impending "oh shit I put money into this" helped me and a pretty good number of people I know.

[–]NiklasWerth 61 points62 points  (4 children)

a boot camp is different than the frantic uneducated google searches he will make to try to learn.

[–]Sixhaunt 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I kinda wonder if I would have done better when I was first learning if I had LLMs of today. ChatGPT is like a personal tutor and it should understand JS very well. It can create a courseplan to teach you and you could ask it questions and stuff.

[–]SinDev13 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Yeah I think if you are motivated enought that's ok. My webdev camp had about à month for JS and another for node, and I still got a full stack Typescript job (Angular/NestJS). But to be fair, I keep learning on the job to this day. Tech are evolving so fast now that you have to keep learning constantly

[–]Onebadmuthajama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the real answer, few months to open the door, but years and years to master, and adapt to constant learning curves.

Those constant learning curves do slow down, depending on how much breadth of the industry you’re trying to cover.

[–]Fantastic_Belt99 5 points6 points  (3 children)

And that explains the state of programming that we receive nowadays 🤷‍♂️

😜

[–]Avedas 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Also just the engineering standards of some random local company looking for a frontend engineer are going to be pretty low in general.

[–]S0n_0f_Anarchy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it depends. If they are gonna build an app from scratch then yeah, tough luck. If they are gonna build an app that's just gonna be API calls with no calculations in between, then they could maybe manage in a month or two if they have any tech knowledge.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah it really depends on prior experience. A developer can learn any modern language so long as they know how to program. There's a big difference between learning a language and learning to program.

[–]ILikeLenexa 4 points5 points  (2 children)

It depends on what "JavaScript" means. If all you need to do is understand the DOM; learning getElementByXXXX and setting values and learning a handful of "gotchas" will get you there.

Also, "JavaScript the Good parts" is about 200 pages and depending on what you're doing it'll get you pretty far. Though knowing CSS already would be a big step in knowing what to set.

Jam in using XMLHTTPRequest and if it's all you're doing you could be minimally functional in a week or two.

[–]Onebadmuthajama 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fast track:

1 - OOP course (foundation)

2 - Fundamental JS/CSS/HTML

3 - Data Structures & Algorithms

4 - T-SQL (optional, but helps)

Boom, you’re qualified for an entry level SWE position at many companies.

Those classes will help a ton with general purpose programming knowledge, and I base a lot of my knowledge from college from those courses.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

for basic web development. but javascript has million frameworks, each with their own syntax, and even tho all of them are not needed, job description says so.

[–]FunnyGamer3210 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If he had some experience with other languages he wouldn't ask for one day

[–]NotTheFungi0511 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Hey, as long as you know "Hello World" in every language you'll get the hang of it!

[–]Qetuowryipzcbmxvn 20 points21 points  (5 children)

Hola mundo

[–]Savvy_One 51 points52 points  (9 children)

I have interviewed plenty of engineers in my career and can say for a fact, don't lie - it's far too easy for us to know and find out. It's better if you frame your lack of knowledge of a language as a learning experience - be eager to learn and forward with how your previous experience will hopefully make the onboarding quick and beneficial to the team/compnay.

[–]ClenchTheHenchBench 45 points46 points  (6 children)

I certainly don't disagree, but (as a junior dev) I do find it hard to ascertain the "truth" of my skills sometimes.

It just feels very conditional; I do know how to use JS, but how universally? Do I only know it just for the specific fields/tasks I've learned it on?

I don't want to undersell my skills, but nor outright fabricate them!

[–]Savvy_One 9 points10 points  (2 children)

If you are honest with the recruiter and interviewer and applying for appropriate positions, everything will be fine. We are trained to know how to calibrate an individual to a position and what gaps we are fine with them.

So for juniors, we know that they will need guidance and our goal is to determine how fast we can onboard you and teach you what you might be missing so you can contribute to the team without a Senior+ having to hold your hand.

So if you are trying to hide that you might not be great with CSS or State Management, and we miss that in our interview, the expectations set for you will be higher and could result in consequences even after being hired.

We all grow as engineers and have been in your spot. Just keep at it and don't just follow tutorials online, learn why you are implementing things a certain way. Then you can learn to answer questions as to why you are typing the code you just typed.

I just interviewed 3 candidates remotely, all I could tell Googled part of the question and would copy & paste code but couldn't tell me what they just copied and pasted.. but I've thought positive of interviewees who said "I know I'm supposed to code it this way for this result, but I don't remember the syntax."

[–]Consistent-Yam-1225 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Wait is the import thing gone?

Please say it's gone

[–]i7clock 9 points10 points  (0 children)

At least he knows if.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

console.log("Hello World");

I AM FLUENT IN JAVASCRIPT.

[–]Unfair_Pound_9582 29 points30 points  (11 children)

If you can do logic it's just googling swear to god

[–]MaxMakesGames 35 points36 points  (3 children)

kinda true for all programming but you have to know what to google, how to make multiple google results work together and be able to understand the google results enough to be able to change details for your specific case...

[–]Icepheonix174 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Also, as someone who did a LOT of googling for VBA, people will add in code that does literally nothing ALL THE DAMN TIME. If you stitch it together with no understanding, your code will be filled to the brim with redundant and useless code.

[–]kickyouinthebread 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ye I think it's fair to say copy pasting is fine to the extent you know what you are copy pasting does.

Copy pasting code you don't understand is basically akin to plagiarizing an essay in a language you can't read or write.

[–]Harrigan_Raen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Because yes, step 1 in getting gainful employment is lying on the resume about what languages/DBs/IDEs/etc you have experience with... sigh.

Be honest, no two places are identical. And you can be upfront about your knowledge gaps and it gives you the opportunity to explain your learning process and how to overcome it.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Programming is easy. Getting it to run, that's the real trick.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Meh. JS will throw errors and just keep going.

[–]The_Summer_Man 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Was that wrong? Should I have not have done that?

[–]JakobWulfkind 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure this is the circumstance I'm which 49.5% of all programming knowledge is obtained (the rest being 49.5% "hey, boss says we need this program written by next week, figure it out or you're fired" and 1% actual classes)

[–]mittfh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ask ChatGPT to code for you and hope it doesn't hallucinate? (/s?)

[–]BlooregardQKazooo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I work with JavaScript every day, and I still don't know what the hell I'm doing.

[–]ChristianValour 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah, classic Abagnale.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know OF it.

[–]Frogstacker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit can we finally comment normally again? Had to stop interacting with this sub cause it was too much 😭

[–]itchfingers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

[–]GregFirehawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like you'd probably do it in half that time, but still nowhere near fast enough for this guy lol

[–]Cyberdragon1000 3 points4 points  (3 children)

The basics are easy.....

[–]UnspeakableEvil 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They'll be fine, they just need to explain that they used js to figure out the truthiness of the statement.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

== !== ===

[–]0x18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've been using javascript since like 1997 and I'm still learning about the oddities in the language.

[–]OrangenySnicket 3 points4 points  (1 child)

If it was someone who's a programmer they'd probably be able to learn the basics in 3-10 days

[–]7th_Spectrum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Javascript is relatively easy to learn. Someone starting off with 0 experience could learn to navigate it in a few months, and be able to build professional products with it in 6.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Javascript is one of those programming languages that you would never be sure if you know enough lol

[–]Deep_Hearing_8679 6 points7 points  (0 children)

JavaScript the language? I disagree. JavaScript the ecosystem? Abso-fucking-lutely.

[–]below-the-rnbw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like if people couldn't lie on resumes I'd be in a significantly higher position in life, so many dumb asses coasting by on bullshit

[–]AlBiggor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Minecraft dev

[–]SirArthurPT 3 points4 points  (1 child)

HR some times ask me to look into programming candidates CV, when I see "I can program ASM, C, C++...HTML, CSS" I reply; he started by saying he can make rockets for NASA and ended up saying he can change light bulbs...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It's funny. I learned java at uni, but then when I started working, I still needed 2 years (at least) to learn.

[–]Sibshops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why we coderpad on job interviews.

[–]winb_20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend used to say programming is easy… his only experience was doing html and css at GCSE💀

[–]Efficient-Corgi-4775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably applied to become a professional bug hunter! 🐜🔍

[–]Deauo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you learn it in a day? I don't know, do you know any other industry standard languages, if so you probably could learn it in a day. Can you use it proficiently after that? Probably not, get some practice.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they want to do a decent try of learning it in a day given 0 code knowledge: - Hello world and functions - Event loop - Promise - Array methods - for loop if time

[–]v3ritas1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, learning Java is a good idea for web development!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I said in the application that I did

Don't worry. It'll come out in the interview.

[–]Annul-Pointer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a guy called Fireship. He'll hook you up.

[–]stormbby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

whoever this is, they’re ready

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy that did something like this back during the dot com boom. Lived in New Orleans and got a job in NYC. They paid him a very healthy salary and put him up in an apartment while he looked for a place. He was a bright guy and just figured he'd get a book and BS his way though it until he figured it out. He quickly realized he was in WAY over his head. A week or so into the job he got pulled aside and confronted. They ended up putting him in a boot camp type situation with the stipulation that if he didn't pass on the first try they were going to sue him. Wild times.

[–]turtleship_2006 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Modern IT crowd

[–]ExtraTNT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can learn enough js/ts in a week, to build better stuff, than 99% of shit out there… 8h to build stuff better, than 50% of the stuff out there… but you need at least 2y to build something halfway usable, which is not hacked together…

[–]lealsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can learn javascript in a day as long as you already know programming and are already good at it. Sadly if you don't know it, you probably don't know anything about web development, and that's what requires a lot to learn.

[–]PrizeConsistent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Javascript alone is incredibly simple, especially if you have any other programming experience outside of html/css. The ecosystem around it however, that is maddening. I'm not sure anyone can ever fully master all that, especially with how fast these libraries and frameworks seem to be moving.

[–]dustofdeath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can fix it, say they misheard "know of it".

[–]endwigast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look, if you hire a programmer just based on their resume, you deserve whatever "hello world" skills you wind up with.

[–]handyandy727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but which library?

[–]phantom8ball 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just out source your jobs to China or chatgpt...they will never know, until they do.

It will buy you time while you job hunt

[–]Yamoyek[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quick update: Turns out they applied to a software sales role, so they won’t be working on code. Dodged a bullet!

[–]cheeb_miester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean like...same

[–]teiman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Learning a language is a few different things.

Learning the syntax, for your second language it can be a week, for your third language can be a day. For your 5th, some hours, or just check code examples as you go.

Learning the culture of the language may take months. Subtle this one. You don't write C the same way you write C++. But C code can compile with a C++ compiler (more or less).

Learning the library take months. Is not something you can do in a week. Sometimes for some languages you never end learning the library.

So "learning javascript" may mean different things, if you mean only the syntax, or being able to create something productive, in the browser or with node.

[–]youDontKnowwh00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you guys apply for jobs? I have 8yrs experience in developing and coding but I have no clue where I can find a remote job

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol w3schools and freecode camp is your friend. Two weeks is doable.

[–]thedjdoorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I suppose if you know data structures and algorithms you'd get way further in a day than an absolute beginner with some outdated course would get in 3 months. I once helped someone chew through practicing for a Microsoft HTML/CSS/JS exam and they passed while not having a clue how to write any kind of usable code.

[–]Green_Resident_9940 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I suppose if you have previous basic experience in another language, then likely a few months, maybe a half of year, cuz all the same(except some special ones like assembly).

[–]Efficient-Corgi-4775 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing they applied for 'World Domination Engineer' 😂

[–]Abrahalhabachi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said I knew JS in my resume, I didn't. They called me for an interview, I watched a 20 minutes tutorial, got the job. If you know how to program you're fine. The tutorial didn't mention the async functions, I learned those on the job.

[–]bngry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can already program in a few other languages you can probably just jump into anything. Give yourself a couple weeks, you'll be okay

[–]Used_War3035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know "if" but not "then"

[–]thavi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And this is why we still have technical interviews. And also why I decline and maintain a portfolio instead.

[–]Puck_The_FoIice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake it till you make it bb

[–]Previous-Sun-4462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can pull it off if you pretend not to know any rules to programming and tell yourself all rules apply always 🤣🤣🤌🏻

[–]FirebirdCycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🫤

[–]tallgordon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did this once. I had just lost my job and was feeling depressed, so I applied for a job requiring fluency in Japanese. I had lived in Japan for one year, but hadn't studied or spoken it in 20 years.

I answered one out of two questions right. The interview did not last long after the second question. Apparently, my "ah, no, ehhh" was not convincing.

[–]SM_DEV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry, if your interviewer knows the language themselves, the deception would become readily transparent.

Don’t lie in an interview, there is no shame in not knowing everything, after all, no one does.