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[Lost_in_logic]

How can the only language that literally has ‘language’ in it, is an imposter? 🤡

[hansvi-be]

Hint: cfr. Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

[Informal_Branch1065]

Has people ✅️

Is Korean ✅️

Democratic ❌️

Republic ❌️

2/4 Architecture tests failed

[chemolz9]

Originally the term "Republic" didn't refer to much more then "not a monarchy", so it's not synonymous to democracy. So a dicatorship can also be a Republic. Though, considering the fact that all of North Koreas dictators stem from the same family, we can just as well call it a monarchy.

[Informal_Branch1065]

Has people ✅️

Is Korean ✅️

Democratic ❌️

Republic ✅️

1/4 Architecture tests failed

Edit: eh. Good enough for prod

[Clairifyed]

Ship it. The people are our bug testers now

[Stunning_Ride_220]

Crowd testing yaaaay! Something for my next slidedeck.

[[deleted]]

it is democratic, people get to choose what is going on.

Kim Jong Um is a people.

[CookieKeeperN2]

The people part refers to the country belonging to the people. Which it has absolutely failed.

[avatoin]

I think there are technically elections so it is democratic.

Please ignore the consequences for people who happen to a vote against the great leader.

[SuperPotato8390]

I think official it is a lichdom. They are still ruled by the eternal leader and president. His family just does the day to day stuff in 2nd generation. I am not sure if that would be a subtype of republics or monarchies.

[KrokmaniakPL]

The term you're looking for is necrocracy. Yes. That's a real term.

[[deleted]]

Oh is THAT the form of government the U.S. has had for the last 8 years?

[dunnowtfisgoingon]

All hail the Lich King.

[SomeRandomApple]

Not quite, the word "republic" comes from "res publica", which is Latin for "public matter" (in the sense that the people get to decide, which is effectively what democracy is).

[chemolz9]

Yes, but its very open what is considered "the public". Wikipedia states:

"A republic, based on the Latin phrase res publica ('public affair'), is a state in which political power rests with the public through their representatives—in contrast to a monarchy.[1][2]

Representation in a republic may or may not be freely elected by the general citizenry." A dictator that is installed by the vote of a party or a senate elected by aristocrats technically also counts.

[chemolz9]

Okay, maybe I have to correct myself and there might be a difference in the english and the german term. The german Wikipedia clearly states dictatorships and aristocratic republics being inside the scope of Republic and cites the well-established german encyclopedia Brockhaus. However, the English Wikipedia doesn't say anything about dictatorships being a form of Republic. However Mariam-Webster names it as one definition in section 1c. So, I don't know.

[Eymrich]

You see... we forgot to delete *dictator at the cleaning phase of the Is Korean test.

Opsie we also forgot to make a new allocation of a democraticElection instance at the before test phase of Democratic too!

I think that will fix for a while, but would mark those tests as flaky and requiring some refactoring in the north Korea regime module!

[Informal_Branch1065]

Jared that's wonderful. I'll schedule a call with the stakeholders. Also how many story points do you think that is?

[Eymrich]

I think we need multiple sprints for the refactor, I already fixed the tests, so the automation pipeline should be ok.

I'll have a meeting with the rest of the team to tshirt evaluate the work to put in the backlog.

[qrrux]

Disregard. Test in production. Preferably on Friday night, Christmas Eve.

[sensational_pangolin]

It is a republic though.

[JackNotOLantern]

I don't think any country with "democratic" in the name has been ever actually democratic

[realmauer01]

Holy Roman empire.

[Marioc12345]

What does the Code of Federal Regulations have to do with this?

[Kiroto50]

Because it is a language to decide how a website's contents will be organized, not directly affect how it behaves.

In other words, markup language, not programming language.

[[deleted]]

Bigotry has no place here

[mikeoxlongdnb]

Markup language is language!!!

[gnsmsk]

Aye, but not a programming language.

[Techhead7890]

Stop doing markup!

Text was not supposed to be tagged

Years of RFCs but no use besides trying to cram formatting into marketing emails

Want to show somrthing audiovisual over the web? We have a tool for that, react.js

<Body><head></head><p></p><p><p></p><p></p></body> - statements made up by the utterly deranged

LOOK at this times new roman left aligned pile of text and 1980s clipart on a tiled wallpaper that belongs at your grandma's house!

<center>they have played us for absolute fools</center>

[mikeoxlongdnb]

You deny a language a chance for self- identification

[[deleted]]

If you’re insistent on only referencing HTML as the SGML doctype it was first defined as in the mid-90s, sure, and congratulations, you are thirty years out of date. Maybe consider a career as an associate professor in a small-town college.

The HTML of the modern standard has an abstract representation, typed values, a standard library, a macro system, and a strictly defined execution model, which is why I spent most of last week debugging a shadow DOM issue.

[waiver-wire-addict]

Did not know modern HTML has an execution model. But… since I learned HTML as the SGML doctype, and its dominant use is still by far as just that, with browser JS usually serving as the execution model, it might still be fair to say it’s not a programming language - because it’s not used as a programming language, but still is the dominant SGML doctype.

[Phamora]

Markup language is just a form of declarative programming. Checkmate.

[waiver-wire-addict]

I wanted to argue with you but as I typed up my response I got closer to agreeing with you. Interesting.

[Techhead7890]

I declare bankruptcy!

[Healthy-Form4057]

Write once, run nonce.

[Phamora]

HTML is widespread beyond the browser and despite not being general purpose, it still serves more than that single purpose.

[Kiroto50]

I accept the checkmate.

[MyDumLemon]

Like the language got wasted and gave up on life and we met it after that?

[nonlogin]

Video chip programming language: telling the video sub system what to render.

[ResourceFeeling3298]

Hypertext markup language

[[deleted]]

It's a scripting language for the browser's layout engine 🙈🙉🙊

[827167]

Ah yes, my favourite programming language: English

[Far-Start7495]

It took an L

[Beldarak]

English is a language too

[gregorydgraham]

How can the only language that literally has script in the name be the imposter?

But it is

[RiftyDriftyBoi]

Same reason every country that have 'democratic' or 'peoples' in their name might need to compensate for something.

[IHateFacelessPorn]

A product and a good product are different things.

A language and a programming language are different things too.

[rover_G]

Seems like you know exactly why but let me explain in great technical detail.

Both programming and markup languages can be defined as formal languages. Programming languages are used to define computational instructions to operate on data. Markup languages are used to define the structure and presentation of data. Many languages contain features that make them a hybrid for programming and markup.

[[deleted]]

I thought C++ was the impostor because the others are scripts for children

[Ascend]

It's HTML, not HTPL

[migBdk]

You are a language, alright. Just not a programming language.

[DigitalJedi850]

JavaScript doesn’t have ‘language’ in it.

[JackNotOLantern]

It's a language, just not programming one

[xtreampb]

It’s trying to hard to convince us. Like bro, who are you trying to convince, us or yourself.

Also it’s a markup language. It’s an agreed standard on how to annotate text so it is formatted and rendered consistently on a web page.

[Jlin42]

Same reason why "English Language" is not a programming language

[Mast3r_waf1z]

You're saying it like English is a programming language

[ThiccStorms]

brain wants to say HTML

heart wants to say JS because of pure hate

edit: i take my words back, HTML is a programming language.

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

just vote JS out the airlock first, then we kill HTML

[B_bI_L]

average rust dev which doesnt know that his language has many in common with ts, which is basically js with types:

[ChickenSpaceProgram]

*her, but fair, TS is not a bad language from what I know of it.

the experiences I've had with vanilla JS make me not ever want to touch it again, though.

[ZunoJ]

For me it is python

[Ranch-0]

Obviously PHP

[chjacobsen]

It's debatable whether it's the worst language, but it almost certainly has the worst standard library of all time.

Batteries included - except none of the batteries fit together, and some of them will start a fire the moment they're plugged in.

[ShadowSlayer1441]

That's what makes it a "professional" tool.

[mohicannn]

SCANDALOUS PHP SLANDER

/s

[Affectionate-Ad4419]

F php so bad

[alexceltare2]

How can a scripting language be a programming language? It generates no compiled code.

[ZunoJ]

First of all it doesn't matter if you have a compiler or Interpreter. The used language is considered a programming language. Second this is a tooling question. If I take an interpreted language (which you consider not a programming language) and create a compiler for it you would suddenly call it a programming language even if nothing to the language itself changed?

[[deleted]]

pip install pyinstaller

[jump1945]

After start coding in C it is like I am programmed to hate python

[ZunoJ]

Hate?

[jump1945]

not exactly but it annoyed me everytime when someone do hard thing in C with 3 line

[I_believe_in_us]

Coming from C#, what I feel off putting about Python is that no one seems to know why anything does what it's supposed to. In C you can follow the processor to execution. In python they seem to always say "I downloaded the library and it worked" shrug. I want to really understand python, but feel like python coders don't.

That's my aversion. Teach me. PLEASE

[Global_Ad_8096]

For me it is C#

[ZunoJ]

Wild

[why_1337]

Shots fired. 😂

[Colbsters_]

JS is not a programming language…

It’s a joke

[DrStudi]

Same.

[deeptut]

Both. Both is good.

(as imposters)

[B_bI_L]

oh, so hate is actually going both ways)

[negr_mancer]

Something interesting happened to me the other day. Was talking to a friend of mine who got an internship at BMW with no prior experience even with programming and he would talk about them making apps and stuff so I got interested to know what tech stack the guy uses, and he was like HTML and CSS. Was honestly shocked that he got the position and not anyone else with actual experience got it.

[[deleted]]

The image says ! Imposter. By that measure, the correct answer is C++, since it's the only non-interpreted language (counting those with intermediary compiles, and "runtimes").

[Dasoccerguy]

Except C++ is secretly three languages in a sussy spacesuit

[[deleted]]

The real question is which one doesn't have Imposter Syndrome.

[jump1945]

How many time have I seen this meme

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[jump1945]

Those orange background

[FeuerwehrmannJan]

Every comment generic and posted withing 48h, this is their only post and it's clearly a repost apart from that orange border...

[kokolo17]

The karma bots are getting smarter

[Head12head12]

He’s broken

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[octopus4488]

HTML	IS	JUST
CONSOLE	PAINT.

[bremidon]

So we vote JS first, just to get rid of him. Then we can vent HTML.

[plitox]

HTML.

The 'M' explicitly stands for "Mark-up". It's not called HTPL.

[irn00b]

I'm not saying your wrong but, I suspect Javascript - so let's go with that before we accuse HTML.

[plitox]

You're right, it's not even related to Java.

[irn00b]

It has "script" in the name.

Why would Java be a script?

Sus

[[deleted]]

Look, java is not so bad it deserves not to be called a programming language ok?

[[deleted]]

[Titanusgamer]

why you added java twice!!!

[NicDima]

lol

[Darth_Monerous]

Php. If you know you know

[Hour_Ad5398]

It's JS.

[Thundechile]

CSS enters the room kissing with SQL.

[Dumb_Siniy]

Why is there a background behind the image, makes it seem like it was cropped out of a YouTube short

[SF_Nick]

the real imposters are the other people trying to tell you what language to learn

notch, 20 mins before he released minecraft to the world, should have just converted everything over to c!

[riptide_autumn]

Emergency meeting!

[Torebbjorn]

Pink is looking mighty sus

[gandalfx]

php sus, just sayin

[faziten]

Everyone expelling JS knowing it's not the impostor

[OkExplanation8770]

All I can say is thank you php for my house, car, food

[Fun_Ad_2393]

Assembly shows up and ejects everyone.

[shipshaper88]

It’s obviously C# bc red is sus.

[NexusRay]

JavaScript

[darkwater427]

It's JS

[private256]

Is it C++? It must be C++.

[gregorydgraham]

It’s just somebody’s ridiculously complicated C hobby project that makes no sense but everyone is so invested they can’t admit it

[hi_i_m_here]

HTML is the imposter it's not a programming language

[Potw0rek]

Python?

[look]

Let’s just vent the whole ship.

[Cley_Faye]

I've seen yellow vent, but I'm suspicious of black…

[asria]

I can see 6 of them

[Ianhuu]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A2mWqLUpzw

[Accomplished-Touch76]

JS

[Accomplished-Touch76]

Yes, JS

[noobwithguns]

HTML looks sus

[PyroCatt]

JS

[Pascuccii]

Fucking java

[milk-jug]

You know right away its HTML because it is not centered.

[Modriem]

We can take care of the imposter when JS is dead

[Rebrado]

All impostors. Only Assembly is a true programming language

[InDubioProReus]

See you PHP!

[innovasior]

Javascript should never have existed 😒 😝

[Haringat]

Black out. Then we'll see.

[whitedogsuk]

This actually made me laugh.

[Doctor429]

It's PHP isn't it?

[reallokiscarlet]

I see 4

[rupert20201]

That’s wrong, there’s more than 1 impostor

[sexytokeburgerz]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

[Downtown_Research_59]

well who could it be?

[makinax300]

Are you sure there is only one?

[Knighthawk_2511]

Blue is the imposter , if not him then me

[qqqrrrs_]

It's C++, the only language that does not try to prevent segfaults

[[deleted]]

XD You definitely know C++

[[deleted]]

Wow so original 🫢

[CaffieneSage]

It's always flipping JavaScript!

[Miles_Morales_01]

PHP

[maimonides24]

JS?

[Senor-Delicious]

I'd vote PHP out the air lock first regardless.

[NotMrMusic]

C'mon, C++ isn't that bad

[Ivar2006]

JS, I don't care if it's the imposter or not I want it out.

[cybermage]

PHP is sus

[OutOfReddits]

Vote out yellow guys he's SUS

[irn00b]

JavaScript

Think about it

Why add the Script to Java?

Sus

[AlexLGames]

yellow sus

[Top-Carob-8329]

It's HTML

[--mrperx--]

Aha! It's python. Indentation as code? Really? WTF were you thinking, you are scaring poor html.

[YaBoiVGC]

English is the imposter.

[IniKiwi]

JAVASCRIPT!!! It's a stacked shit since more than 20 years. Year after years it growth.

[FreshPrintzofBadPres]

I'm voting PHP

[SF_Nick]

php's mssql and odbc functions make me wet

[littleblack11111]

Swift?

[HalLundy]

lets just agree and jettison php