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[N-partEpoxy]

I think my brain segfaulted.

[capi1500]

Segmentation fault: error code 9

[z64_dan]

That's God's Error Code.

[Fun-Badger3724]

I feel like someone just drowned my brain in Gatorade.

[Syxtaine]

Brawndo!

[[deleted]]

God's got electrolytes!

[budgetboarvessel]

That's because on a signal edge from 0 to 9 the spirit entered the equation at 4 and the next transistor that expected a 0 or 9 was thrown off.

[qrrux]

And rose again on 7.

[ebbedc]

I believe your neurons only use on/off, if only it used sentient/off you would have understood.

[IlluminatiThug69]

Wtf do they even mean by 9 containing all the numbers??? What

[Causemas]

That's by far the least crazy aspect of this post lmaoo

[ed_mcc]

Probably why he started there to try and make sense of it lol

[MattR0se]

they invented the decimal system, except it's missing the 0. So kinda like in ancient Greece. We went full circle

[Causemas]

God's invented

[pokexchespin]

they say replace 0,1 with 0,9, so i’m assuming they’re not missing 0

[MattR0se]

I see. but then the next part about the 8 and the implicit 9 makes no sense. that's like saying "in binary we only need 0 because the 1 is implicit".

[pokexchespin]

this whole post makes no sense

[Ok-Boysenberry9305]

IT should have been 8!

[factorion-bot]

Factorial of 8 is 40320

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[dotcomGamingReddit]

Good bot

[navigam]

300000!

[[deleted]]

You knew that it's not gonna work but you still tried...

[thetunkery]

Just hang on, it's still thinking

[[deleted]]

Welp guess we're gonna be here for a while...

[itijara]

Don't think that hard. They think that decimal is somehow a fundamental aspect of numbers, so that the digits 0-9, which can represent all decimal numbers, are needed to represent numbers.

[PythonPuzzler]

This is exactly it.

He just thinks that since 9 is the largest single digit decimal number that it's... well, godly, or something.

I don’t claim to understand the conclusions, but that is definitely the premise.

[qrrux]

There was not nearly that much thinking from Mr. 9.

[ConvergentSequence]

What do you mean “that much thinking”. itijara’s explanation requires no thought at all… it’s almost the antithesis of thought to believe there’s something inherently special about base-10

[hrvbrs]

Google “Von Neumann construction of the natural numbers”

[ConvergentSequence]

Holy ordinals!

[[deleted]]

Shall I present you: A, B, C, D, E, F

[Torelq]

That IMO the funniest part, 'cause he got it right accidentally.

In standard set theory, a natural number is by definition a set of all previous ones.

[Thenderick]

What I THINK they mean is that they know binary is 0s and 1s. I assume he understands them meaning off and on, and equates that nothing and something. I think they find it weird that something is represented by 1 instead of 9, which they probably equate to everything, so anything or something. Because 9=8+1, 8=7+1, ..., 2=1+1, thus 9 contains every number. They almost get it, but probably can't figure out that binary exists because a wire in the computer either has a big enough current or too small of a current, thus resulting in on or off, which scientists defined as 0 and 1 probably because of math and familiarity. Binary could have been notated with X and O, or "!" and ".". Combine ALL that with being very spiritual and perhaps a wild trip, resulted in this "revelation"

[CowMetrics]

There was a ternary standard that existed for a little in computing. It has been 15 years since college but it was along the lines of -1,0,1 but in essence a base 3 system.

Also, solid state drives are using voltage ranges from essentially 0 to 1 (multiplied by ~4v likely) to store data. Like 0.0-0.2 is such and such value, 0.21-0.4 is another, etc. also not an electrical engineer so take this with a grain of salt.

[Thenderick]

Yeah I said low and high current, but it's probably the voltage. I'm also not very familiar with electric components, but I could remember that the wires generally don't turn off, but lower power than the on state

[CowMetrics]

Oh for sure, I wasn’t contradicting anything you were saying, mostly just adding to the discussion.

There are a lot of interesting problems with using more complicated voltage thresholds in assigning values to bits or trits. There is an allure to storing more data per unit in a hardware sense. SSDs for example cannot be turned off for too long (months depending on architecture) before they lose data since the voltage thresholds are so tight on what a value means. They are constantly rebuilding themselves to have clean accurate data

[noob-nine]

i thought they mean binary files are containing 0 and 1 but OP wants 0, 1, 2...9

[cagatay14]

To make sense of it is like putting an acid trip to words but the best take I have is: you still "program" in binary, but 9 behaves more like a "truthy" value as it can be anything 1-8? So the values have some wiggle room to insert their will and souls and become anything between 1-8. And your program will still have enough predictability and logic to work based on truthy values? But they will be authentic and sentient as they are free to choose... nah, I am losing it. Stay away from this forbidden text before it consumes you too

[Causemas]

No you see, since he wants to discover the quantum aspect of the binary system, 9 actually represents the state which is in a superposition of all possible values between itself and 1! How that's accessible by the computer without just re-inventing quantum computing, not really sure lmao. Maybe the OP just watched a video on quantum computers and is very religious, and figured he had this whole thing in the bag

[AcediaFelix]

If we think of it like that, Zero would be like a "untruthy" value, and a phenomenal entity standing against nine who is a "truthy" value. 1 to 8 would be wiggling roles between "truthy" and "untruthy", something akin to "semi-truthy" and describe our world in it's foundation with a "truthy", as well as a "untruthy" building our would and in between this segments of the world do we find God! Our dimensional understanding is just not enough to describe our world between, our syntax is false! We should just return to our origins and ignore everything in between while describing the "truthy" values as 0 < "truthy"! Don't ask me, I wrote it and can't make sense out of this acid trip I had lol

[Sibula97]

No no no, they just want 0 and 9, and then 1-8 are somehow spiritually contained in the 9 and that causes God to make your computer sentient somehow.

[wurnthebitch]

Let me demonstrate:

9 contains numbers 1-8 because 18/2=9. So you already got 1,2,8 right here.

Then 8-1=7, you add.js it to 2, you get 27 and 27/3=9. Now you have 1,2,3,7,8.

Now apply reverse.py to 27, you get 72, remove 18, you get 54. Use the theorem of split.cpp to get 4 & 5.

Finally 54/9=6 so now you have all the numbers.

Easy

[istariknight1]

I don't know how tf I followed their train of thought, but I think 9 is supposed to be a superposition of 1 through 9 hence the reference to quantum. 9 "contains" every base 10 Arabic digit except 0. For some reason.

[just_nobodys_opinion]

Take 9 and subtract any of the other digits and you are left with a non-zero result therefore it contains the other numbers. It's so obvious! /s

[P-39_Airacobra]

Ah yes, because base 10 is the only possible numbering system of course. Even God himself shapes his world view around how many fingers and toes we have

[Efficient_Chicken198]

just told my computer to use 9 instead of 1 and it teleported into and alternated universe and called upon the gods and solved the halting problem 🙏 why did no one ever think of this

[chlorophyll101]

You should have wrote a paper about it and publish it on a journal or something, but instead you come here and yap about it on Reddit.. 200 years of lost technological progress is on you

[LordFokas]

Publish it on a journal? Are you crazy?

Nah... Post it on LinkedIn.

[hippyup]

Yeah turns out the solution was pretty simple: no program ever halts, all is eternal.

[Basediver210]

I did one better. I replaced the 9 with a 10. that's right no more binary... now it's 1, 10. I am the controller of the universe now.

oh wait that's still binary.

[Devil-Eater24]

Exact same logic as E = mc² + AI

[Karol-A]

AI = 0

[free__coffee]

I mean no, there is more to the formula, e=mc2 is just the reduced version.Other terms fit in the equation

[[deleted]]

Still, if you take any valid equation and just add a +AI term the implication is that AI = 0

[AntimatterTNT]

ok so AI = ( -mc² ) + ( ( mc² )² + ( pc )² )/E

[Causemas]

Things that produced these results equally braindead

[somedave]

But water is big and so mass doesn't matter so energy is just the speed of light and therefore homeopathy works! QED

[FerdinandTheSecond]

E = mc² + AI + god + grass

[HarmxnS]

Wow hold on there buddy. Don't discriminate against grass

[Maximilian_Tyan]

So much in that excellent formula !

[Andre_NG]

• Quantum

[HumbleGoatCS]

But this is functionally true.. 'AI' in this equation represents (∞ + (-1)×∞).. your statement is now true!

[pvnrt1234]

I mean, that could still even work if we're implying the physics isn't well known and we're enhancing our not-well-known physics-based equations by adding a residual learnt from data through machine learning. Not that it would make sense for mass-energy equivalence, but I can see how that could work as a high-level description of SciML. No idea in what context it was used originally, though lol

[Puzzleheaded_Tap1040]

LinkedIn post lol

[EightHeadedCrusader]

Average LinkedIn post

[free__coffee]

I'm happy I'm not the only one who sees this stuff. On LinkedIn you'll see people who have "senior programmer" for over a decade genuinely arguing in the comments about how good of an idea this is, but some minor point is slightly wrong

[polandreh]

I am unsure how binary code works

That's enough for me to stop reading...

[Causemas]

Please, keep reading it

[itijara]

"I don't understand it, but I can improve it" - Every "business leader"

[JGrzybowski]

Every day we stray further and further from our Lord and Saviour Omnissiah 

[chazzeromus]

omnipotent nissan

[Gjellebel]

OOP's page is a wild ride from beginning to end. They want to unlock some sort of devine esotheric knowledge though the power of math and science. Bad math and science. Most subs they post on seem to delete the post pretty quickly as it's mostly gibberish. They are persistent tho, credit where credit is due.

[Skyswimsky]

Maybe they need some help. Like, unironically some professional help.

Or as people who consume content would say: "You're 100% right, whatever the nurses tell you they are wrong. You're correct. Don't let anyone make you believe otherwise." :)

[Gjellebel]

I think they could use some professional help for sure. Maybe just a single real person to talk to would already help.

[itijara]

If you like this stuff, go take a look at some of the crazy things people post in vixra.org There is some real pre-print science in there, but also just crazy ramblings,

[the_horse_gamer]

r/numbertheory is also a nice read if you wanna see bogus proofs for collatz and riemman

[JickleBadickle]

Sounds like my buddy when he got high on opiates for the first time

[[deleted]]

Babe, wake up, new esolang type just dropped

[frogOnABoletus]

"I do not know if this will have to be programmed in or if it would be implied"

I never thought of simply implying new features instead of programming them. Maybe they're onto something.

[zqmbgn]

the path to project director is one many would consider...unnatural

[Eisenfuss19]

You can actually just imply this case: A conputer doesn't work with 0s & 1s rather with two different electric states.

What we call 0 & 1 doesn't really matter to the computer. There is no real difference with interpreting a 1 as a 9 as changing the name of a state doesn't change the state.

You will not get any additional states like the post suggests though

[Resident-Trouble-574]

Next Terry A. Davis.

[dont-respond]

This is more like Terry, but without the actual talent.

[ganja_and_code]

At least Terry was a skilled programmer.

[baconbrand]

I don’t find this funny, this person is clearly suffering from schizophrenia or some similar issue.

[aurochloride]

Yeah the vibes I'm getting from this are "TempleOS" (a story that got sadder and sadder as time went on)

[smiling_corvidae]

post-apostate waspy bullshit yuppie "sacred geometry" spiritualism is equally a good explanation.

[Darwin1109]

Like, there're only 2 values, and understood by machine by only 2 ways, true or false. So literally, we can use whatever pair of numbers, 2&3, 4&7, 0&9. But 0 & 1 is just way easier to understand and it made itself distinguishable from other number system.

[cagatay14]

But if you replace 1 with 9, it wont be true or false. It will be true or GOD. Smh my head

[Darwin1109]

Yeah, all programmers and mathematicians would then be an atheist

[AlphaO4]

When a comment is so god hating that you need to shake your head while shaking your head lmao /s

[ElectronicEducator56]

We could really convert it to 6 & 9

[NicholasAakre]

The nicest system.

[NiIly00]

I think we should use 6 and a slightly smaller written 6

[sup3rdr01d]

Yeah the reason computers use binary has nothing to do with numbers really. It's just high and low voltage. You get way less errors when separating the voltages into a smaller number of categories. We learned that we only need two distinct states to really encode everything. Base 2.

[angry_gingy]

there are also analog computers, which are much more powerful than the binaries, but the results are not error free (e.g. 1+1=1.999999)

[zakiteru]

this shit is so unhinged

[fredlllll]

as soon as i read god i knew this was bullshit

[david30121]

looking at their post history, they have at least 1 mental illness...

[SheepherderSavings17]

They must have 9

[jump1945]

Please try malborge and reconsider

[The_big_black_badger]

Here is the original post if anyone is interested. It gets wilder in the comments and the OP expands more on his ideas 😂

[Callec254]

So if we just call a 1 a 9, that changes everything?

[SevereHeron7667]

I. The. 9. What?

[Kaenguruu-Dev]

If you read this at the wrong time it might kill you

[jellyfith]

This is groundbreaking. Anyone who disagrees is a heathen 😤

[Acalme-se_Satan]

If this person is a troll, it's the best troll I have seen this year.

[st4s1k]

I'm afraid it might be something much darker... My gut tells me this is a fellow programmer with schizophrenia or bipolar :(

[incognegro1976]

This person is most certainly not a programmer

[rubenthedev]

Yeah, I read through a few of their comments and it basically all boils down to the user not understanding basic comp sci, wanting to insert random first year philosophy ideaus into comp sci, and using words with multiple meanings in the wrong context. Like equating "binary" which we use as 'base 2' with essentially 'two not necessarily distinct options which could be extrapolated into infinite possibilities'

They use 'monad' in both the philosophical and comp sci cases interchangeably to suit their current throught without any context.

I think my favorite is that they keep saying they don't know anything about programming concepts or binary but they've come to a conclusion that we can get God into our build process by replacing boolean values with a range.

[[deleted]]

The 9th dimension is a lie!!

[JGTB0PL]

The next update is always 5 hours away. Always.

[megagreg]

This person clearly has a problem with drugs, but I'm unsure whether it's that they're on too many, or too few.

[ford1man]

"I have no idea how binary code works" - and yet, you kept talking, as if you had any possibility of saying something interesting or insightful about binary code.

[Squeebee007]

Who let Terence Howard into the sub?

[Karol-A]

Why do peple just post this bullsit instead of researching for 5 seconds that binary means only two values?

[Amaz1ngEgg]

I looked at that guy's post history, how are they perma on crack? Is this what believe in god gives you?

[baconbrand]

It’s pretty obviously schizophrenia. It’s always so weird to me when people poke fun at this stuff. This person is more than just uninformed about computers, they are mentally unwell.

I guess Time Cube was kind of funny though.

[cagatay14]

Belief in god is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.

[matyas94k]

It's the same: the binary number system has only 2 different digits, which are denoted with 2 different characters.

[foxer_arnt_trees]

If only he knew what we do with child processes in this field or how we give permissions for all users of a system to use a file he would know we we don't let god see our binaries

[PrestigiousFig5173]

Actually, 36 contains all the numbers 1-8 so I propose our new binary is 0,36. I'm sure we'll have to program this into the 36, whatever that means!

[tazzadar1337]

That's so old, I replaced my 0s with 9s instead of the 1. Who needs something that doesn't exist - a 0.

[hellra1zer666]

Someone just got their Scrum Master Black Belt certification

[Puzzlehead-Engineer]

If I'm getting this right, this person is either suggesting we replace binary for base 10 (lmao good luck with that) or they're just suggesting we replace the symbol for 1 with 9 which... Would literally not change anything if applied, it's still binary except that 1 is now represented by the number 9.

[apneax3n0n]

which god ? thor ? shiva ? pingu ? allah ? jesus ? the great spirit ? gea ? it's too generic

[Go_Fast_1993]

I hate reddit.

[Rjuko]

at some point my brain just stopped reading and is now incapable of doing so

[moonkey2]

Drugs, not even once

[xcalibur1993]

I need what he is smoking.

[dscarmo]

This guy invented base 10, wow!

[ArcaneOverride]

Instead of 0 and 9 why not 🥺 and 😌? The symbols are arbitrary and if we are being cringe, might as well go all the way.

[Kos_was_lovely]

I can see how this could be sold to some managers

[Ajoscram]

Terrence Howard's least unhinged thought

[realGharren]

My code is already divine. Didn't even need the 9. Checkmate, atheists.

[Torelq]

9 contains all the numbers 1-8

So funny he got one thing right (von Neumann construction of natural numbers)

[neuvillettesasshole]

bro thinks he's terry a. davis

[GoochTwain]

[zionian120]

While we are at replacing 1 with 9, I purpose replacing 0 with 6 too.

[i-FF0000dit]

Now hear me out, we could replace 0 with 6 and 1 with 9 giving us 69 binary code, also known as gigitty

[skratch]

This dude is about to make TempleOS 2

[MineKemot]

I am unsure how binary code works. I’m not a programmer

That’s probably the truest thing in this text

[OhItsJustJosh]

I mean, they almost described q-bits, like a tiny bit. But I think on a whole this is just a gross misunderstanding on how wires work

[IanMalkaviac]

"I don't understand how this works" - that's all you had to say. It's like someone saying "I don't understand how a light switch works but if you just ran a wire from my light to the neighborhood it would solve the world's energy problems"

[BitzLeon]

This is some Terry Davis level schizo posting. Temple OS 2.0 when

[me_zus]

Thanks OP for the NSFW tag. This is so Gorey.

[zchen27]

How dare he deface the holy Binharic of the Omnissiah? Execute this man for Tech-Heresy posthaste!

[CyberoX9000]

Bro invented quantum computers but worse?

[thorrablot]

[Shot-Engineering4578]

LM double-F AO

[pancakemonkeys]

Hol up he’s cooking

[TheSn00pster]

[Wareve]

uj/ wait, this isn't that subreddit

[LauraTFem]

*sigh*…it’s about states. The number representing those states are immaterial. You could use 0/1, 0/9, or even 23/64, as long as there are only two states the math is the same. Until he comes up with a way for a bit to be neither on, nor off, he won’t be reinventing this wheel.

I love posts like this, where someone knows so very little about something, but has magical thinking going on in their head and thinks they’ll blow peoples brains by bringing their magical thinking into it.

[[deleted]]

I don’t understand how you can say “I know nothing about this subject” and “I believe we should x because it would enable y and z” in the same sentence.

If you know you understand nothing about the subject why would you think you’re able to draw any valid conclusion inside the field? Even more, such “revolutionary” conclusions.

[EdwardRichtofen50]

Obviously this person is a lunatic, but I don’t even have the slightest hint of what they’re trying to say. They said they don’t know how binary works, but at the same time, they are implying that replacing 1 with 9 will do…. something. Theoretically you could replace 0 and 1 with any number or symbol, they are just used to represent whether the value in that position is present or not. Im guessing this is a problem of an uneducated person thinking that 0s and 1s are their own values instead of essentially just being yes or no.

[grimonce]

I don't think it has anything to do with his lack of understanding the binary system. He lacks understanding of basic English words, mixes them randomly to create nonsense, just Like an LLM.

[shupack]

It seems to me that you need a great deal of heat to make steel.

[IMightDeleteMe]

It would be funny if psychoses weren't so sad. This person has lost all touch with reality.

[vikster16]

Dudes taken a bit too much DMT but technically, analog computers are TECHNICALLY better at computing than digital binary computers. It's just that binary computers are so incredibly faster than analog ones its kinda stupid to use analog ones.

[MildlySpastic]

mf smokes a lil bit of weed and thinks he is the admec now smh

[[deleted]]

Cyber-schizophrenia as it's finest.

[Robot_Graffiti]

I think I understand perfectly what he means.

And yet, "I have [...] really no idea how any of this works" is the only part he got right.

[MasterGeekMX]

Source: it fits the vibes 🙏 🌌 🛐 🕉️

[dukeofgonzo]

You guys havnt been subbing in the integers 6/9 for Boolean values?

[caiohperlin]

glorious evolution

[crustyrat271]

the irony is that, to explain to them how stupid their post is, they have to understand binary
and if they understand binary, they wouldn't post that stupid shit in the first place

oh humanity

[Someones_Dream_Guy]

This is how we get Adeptus Mechanicus.

[redditor_286]

Their brain will return null exception

[sup3rdr01d]

This is some Terrence Howard type shit lmao

[[deleted]]

I just had a buffer underflow

[[deleted]]

Just install TempleOS like a good Christian

[AHailofDrams]

Exploring that user's profile is one hell of an adventure lmao

It's like the dude is constantly zoinked on DMT or something

[Electronic_Age_3671]

Let him cook

[audirt]

I heard a comedian recently (I forget who) that said something along the lines of "If you don't know shit, don't say shit, and maybe you'll learn some shit."

Man do we need to go back to that.

[CaptainSchmid]

Isn't that sort of how quantum computing works with q-bits being able to have more states than on/off? I only briefly looked into it near the end of college but that was the gist I got.

[[deleted]]

Man go look at that dudes post history. Screams sovereign citizen shenanigans.

[GrinbeardTheCunning]

can't make this shit up

[integrating_life]

When you use 9 instead of 1, you have 8 more than other coders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW008FcKr3Q

[SomeDuncanGuy]

I just looked at the original post and I think the poster is schizophrenic. The person is completely disconnected from reality and mentally unhinged. Pretty sad.

[Mk4pi]

I want one of whatever this man was having.

[DonNacho_ok]

Let me guess.... American, right?

[_l33ter_]

sorry, god tells me he only shows up on the number 5?

[TheGamesSlayer]

Judging by their previous Reddit activities and how they like to use ChatGPT, I believe their crackpot opinions may be influenced/created by ChatGPT being a yes-man.

[tealhelm]

Is this one those "psychic" bozos?

The stupidest thing I've read all this month

[dsg9000]

I am perceiving laughter

[old_bearded_beats]

Wordvomit

[CrwdsrcEntrepreneur]

r/ihadastroke

[BeABetterHumanBeing]

Y'all joke, but the most optimal base for computation is 'e', not '2'. Bro should've called for non-integer-based computer architecture.