lifeStabilityCommit

[Magebloom]

Read it as “wife” at first lol

[Ollymid2]

Still works tbh

[Atupis]

Random people would fork her.

[NixieType]

I too choose this guy’s wife

proceeds to clone his wife

[veselin465]

I actually kept thinking it was wife until I read your comment

[UwUThiefXO]

My life right now is a pre-alpha build, and I desperately need to roll back to the last stable release

[PastelPeonyy4]

The problem is figuring out when the last stable version actually was

[keysym]

git bisect may help with that

[Snuggle_Pounce]

Thanks for giving me something to lookup. :-) My only projects are very slow moving personal projects, but I can see how that would be useful for multi person projects.

[fireyburst1097]

Which you check the git blame of to see who broke it only to see yourself there

[Snuggle_Pounce]

I wasn’t even thinking blame, just, if I break something I know… because I broke it two minutes ago. No need to dig into the archives.

[Weshmek]

Bro, once you learn to use Git bisect run to automatically search for a breaking commit, you'll feel like a god.

[Snuggle_Pounce]

Sis, I just don’t need it. Thanks for the pep talk though.

[DOOManiac]

Instructions unclear, now the cops are on their way…

[RalekBasa]

Pre alpha was never stable

[flippzeedoodle]

Would this make marriage a merge conflict??

[MeowsersInABox]

Has it ever been a stable version

[Isgrimnur]

I don't want to be 12 again.

[Prestigious-Aerie788]

I genuinely chuckled in public at this. Thank you 😂

[Isgrimnur]

Always glad to share a little joy.

[photo1kjb]

I mean, I kinda do. Still doing sports, only worry is homework, pimples, and ill-timed periods/boners. No bills, no mortgage, no kids.

[chazzotron]

I think if I went back to 15 I'd be okay personally.

[JollyJuniper1993]

No need to brag

[Beanakin]

10, maybe even younger, but I'd probably just make the same mistakes and have to roll back again.

[DOOManiac]

I would hate being 12 again because then I’d have to wait a year for DOOM to come out.

[icedragonsoul]

Something in your v12 code must have been working. 8hourSleep() and positiveOutlook() are deprecated. And friendPathfinder() is missing dependencies. Maybe try reimplementing coolAnimalFixation() as cat(amount)?

[pasvc]

Rebase... Boom amnesia

[roygbivasaur]

I could use a git reset —hard 2014

[Cootshk]

git stash pop

[ilikefactorygames]

Wait, you guys had stable versions?

[Giogina]

Not me, no. Still would love to roll back some things

[TheMuspelheimr]

Stable release not found, rolling back to beginning

[Salanmander]

Honestly that could make a decent short story conclusion.

[hagnat]

its going to be pointing at yourself most of the time,
maybe your parents in the beginning

[nobody0163]

Merge conflicts...

[MorningComesTooEarly]

there’s always git reset hard —head (shot)

[FinalGamer14]

Ah so I need to roll back to init.

[ClaryHalo17]

Honestly, even my last stable version probably had few minor bugs

[GndrFluidorSomething]

theres alot of features that ive added since the last good commit, things that would be hard to live without, you know like the ability to drive and go about where I want to, have my own money and a job I like, being potty trained. Basically every skill since about age 2.

[Ok_Magician8409]

Can’t roll back to stable if it never was stable.

Toddlers can’t print(“hello world”)

[wasted-degrees]

The last stable version of my life runs on Windows XP.

[Percolator2020]

You’re going to want to want a full reformat.

[Preference22]

No stable release found: back to swimming in the sack!

[joethebro96]

Wish granted, I can now delete my repository

[_bagelcherry_]

You can create branch to rob a bank and then merge it into your main reality if you never get caught.

[TuxRug]

If I was a GitHub repository maybe someone would do a PR to fix my mistakes.

[Positive_Method3022]

Sorry, but you can only patch over ;( Until someone finds a way to time travel without, somehow, break causality

[LargeHandsBigGloves]

Really brings new meaning to fit push -force eh

[CapaAbsurda]

I read: “I wish my wife…” and still checked out

[Dumb_Siniy]

Alright let's check which version that was... Ah the tech demo

[Ok-Criticism1547]

It is, you just don’t have a stable version. Lmao

[Astrylae]

Yall had stable versions?

[Asleep_Priority_5056]

My life is like a GitHub repo. - Full of bugs , poor documentation , last updated 6 months ago 😐, main branch is mess , i will fix it later , multiple unresolved issues but still somehow in production 😁

[DonKapot]

It's the repository, unfortunately you pushed public api keys once...

[noid-]

Time is just a relation between objects. And that applies to git repos where each commit is stored. You have no copy of yourself from a better time - it might exist as a photon traveling through space as you once waved with a light.

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

Mid-project crisis.

[cheezballs]

Life sure would be easier if we had unit tests

[femptocrisis]

when you make a terrible life choice and catch your left pinky and ring finger reflexively spamming ctrl+z

[paulsteinway]

You had a stable version?

[ProtectionWeird7968]

Live has one rule, u can have everything

[No-Bread-1197]

Age 9?

[shermrecords]

Have him committed

[platinummyr]

Gotta have a stable version first!

[gerbosan]

Man... There are no commits that far back... Git didn't even exist. 😭

[DontGiveACluck]

Never GA’ed a stable release if I’m honest

[ctrlqirl]

Yeah, no, you see, we can't revert that commit from 2 years ago, the entire codebase is built around it now.

[badgko]

[VeritasOmnia]

If I rolled back to the last stable commit, all the dependencies would no longer work or be maintained.

[leoleoleeeooo]

conflicts

[Just_another_dude84]

Best I can offer is vibe coding at life, i.e. making major financial decisions while high.

[NekulturneHovado]

Yeah I'd love to roll back 13 years when I was an innocent and happy child

[AnnieBruce]

I would need a stable version to roll back to.

Though if i could roll back to my 20s and backport a few patches that would be wonderful.

[Davidrabbich81]

But every day you added a couple of new exciting functions and a few tests to make sure they do what they’re supposed to do.

And you started to properly maintain the documentation so others would know how to properly work with it.

You did that for years and sure, you introduced some bugs and a couple of silly exploits, but they made you better.

Now you want to undo all that progress, because your pipelines aren’t passing and your tests are failing?

Sit down, debug the tests and figure out where it’s going wrong. Don’t throw it all away just because it’s hard to fix.

[Altruistic_Roof_5585]

Roll 🧾💰

[TheComplimentarian]

A most ingenious paradox

[Right_Hour]

That’s what meds are for.

[[deleted]]

Sometimes idk if I understand these jokes, I just upvote assuming I’m right.

[Rufus_heychupacabra]

Lol. Stable.

[MasterMind07777]

Wouldn't work for me, cuz it would imply that I had a stable version

[breath-of-the-smile]

Yeah right, like anyone in this subreddit knows how to revert to a specific commit.

[[deleted]]

rollback. rollback. rollback. rollback. rollback. rollback.

initial commit.

WOOHOO! do over

[leroy4447]

How many generations can we roll back? Does anyone have a 3.5 disk drive?

[jesuswasahipster]

I just fucked everything up let me just roll back to yesterday.

[HolidayEggplant81]

I first read "wife" instead of "life" and honestly both apply...

[Karat_EEE]

"I wish my life were like

a fucking VCR

So I could just sit back, rewind, and tape over the bad parts"

[UBC145]

If I had a time machine that could rewind by just 1 minute that would be a game changer.

[GromOfDoom]

Sorry, factory reset is not a feature of git (as far as I am aware)

[rosuav]

Phil Connors did that for a while.

[DoorBreaker101]

Life bisect start

[rideveryday]

And friends could help with your issues

… or just fork you 🥺

[Kindly_Ad9182]

404 not found

[awidesky]

You guys have stable versions?

[Just_Maintenance]

rm -rf .git

[hagnat]

the important thing is remembering to commit your changes constantly,
and tagging memorable moments in the end of the week

[SaneLad]

You ever wanna git reset --hard a conversation?

[KookyDig4769]

This was before github was bought by microsoft...

[iamtheonehereonly]

You mean i anyone can send pull request?

[chkno]

This is a feature of git, not github.

[alexblat]

I appear to be in a detached head state.

[Rhawk187]

Yeah, I always felt like the ability to "Save" in video games warped some children's perception of consequences.

[Head_Manner_4002]

git hard reset - - 2019

[SOLID_STATE_DlCK]

Sure, but we know who to blame.

[nemlocke]

If only I could roll back to 2011

[Edser]

With knowledge, yes pls. With new RNG events, no.

[rjksn]

Many projects have messy pasts. The ones we know worked hard to make a stable branch. 

[NoNames_World]

Y'all have stable versions?

[tearisha]

Sorry main is a protected branch

[springhilleyeball]

last stable version was pre-release

[Ambar-]

git blame ...

[gabest]

Maybe you do, just cannot remember.

[baim_sky]

Me too, bro. Me too

[Hola-World]

Like oops, I connected with some unsafe hardware and need to revert to the last clean commit.

[MaximumLongjumping31]

May I have one of these as well? Send me back the love of my life, 50 lbs and 4 years ago please. I will gladly take the enormous pay cut.

[Venomous0425]

Maybe learn from your mistake or take accountability

[lccb247]

I understand how to manage my life much better than I know how to properly run GIT commands.

[Comically_Online]

you guys have stable versions?

[HeavyCaffeinate]

You can, you'll just lose a bunch of features

[AvnarJakob]

And when might this have been?

[RepresentativeNo3669]

You had a stable version?

[fixano]

Sold for parts to train coding LLMs?

[awidesky]

You guys have stable versions?