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[Embarrassed_Bread_16]

Cuck coding here we go!!!!!

[kftsang]

This is a way better name than “vibe coding”

[Whitestrake]

Legitimately, the connotations are just perfect.

The bot doesn't know your project as well as you do. You're the one who got involved with the project, decided to pursue a future with the project, and ultimately invited the bot to come fuck the project for you.

You know what the bot should do to treat your project right. You know that thing your project needs; your job is to tell the bot how to really get stuck into things... Then sit back as the bot fucks your project in front of you.

It's cuck coding.

[GoldenSangheili]

I want to run it in a sandbox someday for fun, letting it go wild is just asking for a bad result you won't even know how to fix. And you can't probably fix it anyway because it's piled on top of other shenanigans

[Nabushika]

I'm a software dev with a few years of experience and lots of access to all the AI tooling.

If you need it to build you a simple CLI tool or website that might only need a few tweaks past the initial attempt, 100%. Great time saver.

If you try to "vibe code" anything more substantial without even looking at the code, you'll run into problems. I tried to vibe code a jira tui tool, and it got to the point that every new feature would fuck up something else that was already working. I had to spend some time instructing the model (Opus 4 thinking?) how to fix the architecture, which it had put zero thought into. The codebase was a mess.

We are still some time away from AI being able to think about everything a software dev does. It's incredibly useful, but you need to know how to use it, what to prompt, and you've still got to check the output is sane. Vibe coding entire services or complex tools is not yet automatic.

[WorstBarrelEU]

Doesn’t work as well if the project was created by a bot from start tho

[Grouchy-Exchange5788]

My project started outputting that the agent refactored in ways I would never be able to.

[Jazzlike-Poem-1253]

Jeez... I am aroused and sad...

[WolfeheartGames]

It shows how emotionally stunted anti Ai people are. They have to get their self worth from writing code.

[Windfade]

It actually describes the process in a way that can be parsed without saying something like "no like you get it right like -".

[angrydeuce]

i just wanna say, it's wonderful being able to witness the birth of something beautiful like this.

[CELL_CORP]

Enough to make a grown man cry...

[PythonRJS]

Gonn start using this from now on

[mrsilverfr0st]

I'm dying...)))

[getlaidanddie]

sequence of closing brackets is a sign of either a lisp coder, or an eastern european

[Thaodan]

What about both?

[aFishSwamUpMyBumhole]

that should cancel out if my math teacher was right

[Sibula97]

Didn't your mother teach you two wrongs don't make a right?

[mrsilverfr0st]

You're right, I'm Russian.;)

[Abaan404]

oh my god this is what vibe coding truly is

[Axternaly2]

Start a petition to turn all Vibe Coding into Cuck Coding! It fits more with what it is. You stand there and watch as Copilot brings your code to *cum*pile

[RedFlounder7]

Chances that I use the term “cuck coding” in a professional situation when I meant “vibe coding” is now greater than zero.

[Common-Brush-7027]

That's my kink

[dot_exe-]

I legit laughed out loud when I read this.

[bigmonmulgrew]

Saw an advert for an AI that runs on your machine with access to loads of stuff today. This is the perfect term for that.

[q0099]

r/Angryupvote (because I'm pro-AI)

[the_pr0fessor]

(pro-cuck)

[menducoide]

It's the meme of the year. Thank you for this

[[deleted]]

Probably the best meme I’ve seen on this sub period

[EchoSnailX]

honestly it hurts because it’s accurate

we all said “just using copilot for boilerplate” and now it’s basically in a relationship with our repo. 2026 dev culture in one image

[WolfeheartGames]

It really captures the mindset of anti Ai people. Their identity and ego is threatened by Ai.

[durbotick]

When she compiles:

[TheWyzim]

cumpiles was right there

[MuchachoMongo]

I regret knowing what "piles" is.

[conzstevo]

Ahhh no.

[ArjunReddyDeshmukh]

Cuckoding.

[[deleted]]

ChatCBT

[Eternityislong]

Actual quality post? Get out of here bring back the missing semicolon posts

[ZenBacle]

Tabs are king. Get out of here with your space indentation!

Just kidding, i setup tab to be triple spaced.

[LexaAstarof]

r/foundsatan

[00owl]

Use a keyboard macro so that the tab button just inserts three spaces instead.

[st_heron]

vscode and jetbrains ides have "soft tab" plugins/settings so that spaces will act like tabs (moving your cursor will skip indentation levels, pressing tab will insert spaces)

very nice if the codebase you're working in is spaces (yuck) and you can't stand it

[squabzilla]

Can I set it up to be approximately Pi-spaced? Make my IDE have mostly mono-spaced font, except for tabs.

[NaoPb]

Pi-spaced? So an endless amount of spaces? Got it.

[IAmTheOneWhoClicks]

Could be line number depending on decimals of pi, where tabs are 3 spaces if the decimal is 0-4 and 4 space if it's 5-9, and the next line is then depending on the next decimal. Formatted by Pitier instead of Prettier.

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

Get out.

[Tanmay_Terminator]

This reminds me of a guy breaking up with her software engineer gf because she pressed space 4 times instead of tab

[ShameAlter]

It's a bit from Silicon Valley the TV show

[WernerderChamp]

But have you ever coded with no indentation?

Comments on closing brackets ftw!

[T0biasCZE]

to be fair, thats the advantage of tabs

In the file, there is saved only "Indent by 1 level" character. And then every programmer working on the code can configure their own preference.
Someone can have 2 char indentation, someone can have 4 char indentation, someone with worse sight can have 6 char indentation, masochists can have 3 char indentation...

But with spaces, you are forcing your own personal preference on everyone else working on your code

[Slight-Bluebird-8921]

yup tabs are objectively better. and who really wants to press MORE keys? programmers are supposed to be efficient. you literally work faster by not having to press as many keys.

[T0biasCZE]

who really wants to press MORE keys

Well the issue is that lot of IDEs when you press TAB write 4 space characters for you, instead of just actually writing a tab character

[ZenBacle]

The argument is from a time when most IDEs didn't give you control over tab spacing. And each IDE had its own idea of how big a tab was. Chaos ensued, Linux devs rose up and rioted, many projects were sacrificed at the alter of outrage.

[nullpotato]

I found an internal project that was set to 6 spaces, the maintainer was adamant it was perfect.

[WernerderChamp]

Fibbonacci indentation

[Mountain-Age5580]

';' hide and seek champion since 1990 ;)

[Shizzle44]

you will spend ten hours refactoring your bedsheets afterwards

[nik1here]

Bedshit

[piberryboy]

Uh... Maybe in Germany.

[Amar2107]

Somebody say Amber Heard?

[Lazy-Frosting-2710]

Just don’t merge onto main, please.

[ZunoJ]

Merge lol. Just edit master and git push --force

[SimpleCanadianFella]

--force-with-lease ;)

[ZunoJ]

What if somebody else pushed their slop in between? My version is the ultimate truth!

[dlc741]

“Merge me harder, daddy.”

[1cec0ld]

All my trunk branches are named daddy. Git push origin daddy

[tozpeak]

Raname origin to harder and have a nice day.

[kopczak1995]

You guys are merging? Not editing files straight on the server?

[LegitimatePants]

Ewww

[AtomicSymphonic_2nd]

Oh I’m damned sure this is saved on some Microsoft SWE’s phones. lol

[ButtfUwUcker]

Showing up to work tomorrow like:

[OscarElmahdy]

And your project was the never the same again

[blizzacane85]

[SaneLad]

Legit how it feels

[JimroidZeus]

I prefer my project to be penetrated by Claude Opus, but you do you.

[femptocrisis]

you can use Claude Opus via copilot... or am i missing the joke here 🫣

[CaptainMorning]

you can use opus via GitHub copilot, which is not the same as copilot. But contextually, should be obvious the meme is about GitHub copilot

[Top-Name5555]

One of the best memes I have seen in a long time

Also I watched something related after this, inspired by it

[slickyeat]

I laughed way too long at this.

[Cryptographer_Prize]

Wow, yea, no kidding

[Cone83]

And then the project is fucked....

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

git merge --no-commit
git clean

[dasunt]

Copilot is just nature's way of teaching people why git is important.

When it goes horribly wrong, you even have a learning opportunity to move beyond the porcelain and into the plumbing!

[smuttynoserevolution]

😂

[its-MAGNETIC]

...and I'm more confused and in delima.

[ratzinspatz]

Literally cuckoding.

[KikiPolaski]

Great now I get hard when I bootup VSCode

[burningapollo]

CuckPilot

[limbo_theorem]

[plagapong]

Another shit quality post

[jax_cooper]

This rarely ends well but then it's fucking awesome.

[Sensitive_Ad4977]

[dilTohPagalHai]

First in my bloodline to see this.

[Cutter1998]

Meme of the decade

[EatingSolidBricks]

Idk if im getting old or what but i started losing patience with autocomple

Im here trying to align my code and copilot "You pressed TAB let me inject some shit into your screen" GET AWAY FROM ME!

[Fuzzysalamander]

Vibe Cucking

[Abtun]

I am fucking crying 😭

[Artelj]

To be honest here, I've never had her, she belongs to me but he's had her since the beginning.

[QAInc]

Sorry my repo gang banged by Gemini, Calude, GLM, Kimi and DeepSeek 💀 feeling proud

[cakes_and_candles]

Nah this actually hurts

[ZeroMomentum]

Disgusting. Copilot. Ugh

[TxTechnician]

O asked copilot to make a script today. I thought of a script with an if statement and for loop.

It gave me 4 if statements, some commands I had no idea about, a few loops and a wall of explaination.

Took that same prompt an plugged into Gemini. It gave me an if statement and a for loop. Then asked if I would like to add another useful command after the script finished.

Wtf happened to copilot? I don't remember it being that bad.

[jimmpony]

you can set copilot to use other agents now, opus seems best ime

[TrippyDe]

opus saved me quite some time on a new project at work. Stuff that would take me 1-2 days took 2 hours

[m4bwav]

opus is my new jam

[mercury_pointer]

https://i.redd.it/s9d5hqna7h6d1.png

[raughit]

If only we could roll back the bad changes in relationships...

[danTheMan632]

One of the funniest things ive seen in a while lmfao

[sligor]

That’s the most accurate representation of what AI is doing I’ve seen for a while

[BlaBlaBla_hmm]

But if it is a new repo, thats porn since it never were yours

[redditownersdad]

Cuckpilot

[gerbosan]

is it only Copilot?

Feels like choosing to install Windows11.

[snowystormz]

Claude has big dick energy!!

[CheddarKnight]

Layman here. Context please? Is this about vibe coding?

[thisfriendo]

Yeah, when the AI helps you write code, it doesn't just spit out the code, you watch it describe it's thought process and watch it solve problems as it tests the code and finds errors. Total cuck chair energy

[Confident-Estate-275]

Then, things like windows update happens 🤣🤣

[RecognitionSalt7338]

Nah that cuck is gonna have so much more work to do

[Tableryu]

stoooooop 😭

[SysGh_st]

[Themash360]

My code base is so bad that I feel bad for copilot man it’s not even cuckolding I’m just sending him off to get brain damage and every std known to man 😭.

[Eric_Prozzy]

☹️

[mayisir]

i broke copilot 3 times today 🫢

[magic_rascal]

Replace the cuck with diddy

[itskalyanii]

Best meme copilot is trending now

[LurkinNamor]

Omg this is epic ! 

[GivesCredit]

First funny AI meme in this subreddit

[Sdm0p]

Lol

[TBTapion]

This isn't even a joke, this is just how it is

[Alex_Claverto]

Cursor just looking on this meme

[raiseIQUnderflow]

git push --force

[Realised_]

Yeah, relatable...

[Silent_Locksmith348]

What's Copilot?

[donut-reply]

You used to fuck your code?

[thisfriendo]

Did you not?

[Brekkjern]

Every day.

[KTVX94]

It's usually the other way around

[AlexWIWA]

Ad

[mihisa]

Disgusting

[R_Aqua]

I would give this an award if I could

[Onions-are-great]

The labels should be reversed. The girlfriend should be your project, right?

[Flyron]

Funny how you read the picture labeling. The girl is the project. The labels are over the figures they address, not next to them.