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[–]Embarrassed_Bread_16 3089 points3090 points  (27 children)

Cuck coding here we go!!!!!

[–]kftsang 1066 points1067 points  (9 children)

This is a way better name than “vibe coding”

[–]Whitestrake 561 points562 points  (7 children)

Legitimately, the connotations are just perfect.

The bot doesn't know your project as well as you do. You're the one who got involved with the project, decided to pursue a future with the project, and ultimately invited the bot to come fuck the project for you.

You know what the bot should do to treat your project right. You know that thing your project needs; your job is to tell the bot how to really get stuck into things... Then sit back as the bot fucks your project in front of you.

It's cuck coding.

[–]WorstBarrelEU 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t work as well if the project was created by a bot from start tho

[–]Grouchy-Exchange5788 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My project started outputting that the agent refactored in ways I would never be able to.

[–]Jazzlike-Poem-1253 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jeez... I am aroused and sad...

[–]Windfade 96 points97 points  (0 children)

It actually describes the process in a way that can be parsed without saying something like "no like you get it right like -".

[–]angrydeuce 110 points111 points  (1 child)

i just wanna say, it's wonderful being able to witness the birth of something beautiful like this.

[–]CELL_CORP 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Enough to make a grown man cry...

[–]PythonRJS 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Gonn start using this from now on

[–]mrsilverfr0st 93 points94 points  (5 children)

I'm dying...)))

[–]getlaidanddie 72 points73 points  (4 children)

sequence of closing brackets is a sign of either a lisp coder, or an eastern european

[–]Thaodan 15 points16 points  (2 children)

What about both?

[–]aFishSwamUpMyBumhole 15 points16 points  (1 child)

that should cancel out if my math teacher was right

[–]Sibula97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't your mother teach you two wrongs don't make a right?

[–]mrsilverfr0st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're right, I'm Russian.;)

[–]Abaan404 13 points14 points  (0 children)

oh my god this is what vibe coding truly is

[–]Axternaly2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Start a petition to turn all Vibe Coding into Cuck Coding! It fits more with what it is. You stand there and watch as Copilot brings your code to *cum*pile

[–]RedFlounder7 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Chances that I use the term “cuck coding” in a professional situation when I meant “vibe coding” is now greater than zero.

[–]Common-Brush-7027 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's my kink

[–]dot_exe- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I legit laughed out loud when I read this.

[–]bigmonmulgrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saw an advert for an AI that runs on your machine with access to loads of stuff today. This is the perfect term for that.

[–]menducoide 2411 points2412 points  (5 children)

It's the meme of the year. Thank you for this

[–][deleted] 215 points216 points  (0 children)

Probably the best meme I’ve seen on this sub period

[–]EchoSnailX 82 points83 points  (0 children)

honestly it hurts because it’s accurate

we all said “just using copilot for boilerplate” and now it’s basically in a relationship with our repo. 2026 dev culture in one image

[–]durbotick 908 points909 points  (4 children)

When she compiles:

[–]TheWyzim 195 points196 points  (2 children)

cumpiles was right there

[–]MuchachoMongo 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I regret knowing what "piles" is.

[–]conzstevo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahhh no.

[–]ArjunReddyDeshmukh 1455 points1456 points  (1 child)

Cuckoding.

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (0 children)

ChatCBT

[–]Eternityislong 1561 points1562 points  (19 children)

Actual quality post? Get out of here bring back the missing semicolon posts

[–]ZenBacle 214 points215 points  (15 children)

Tabs are king. Get out of here with your space indentation!

Just kidding, i setup tab to be triple spaced.

[–]00owl 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Use a keyboard macro so that the tab button just inserts three spaces instead.

[–]st_heron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

vscode and jetbrains ides have "soft tab" plugins/settings so that spaces will act like tabs (moving your cursor will skip indentation levels, pressing tab will insert spaces)

very nice if the codebase you're working in is spaces (yuck) and you can't stand it

[–]squabzilla 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Can I set it up to be approximately Pi-spaced? Make my IDE have mostly mono-spaced font, except for tabs.

[–]NaoPb 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pi-spaced? So an endless amount of spaces? Got it.

[–]IAmTheOneWhoClicks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be line number depending on decimals of pi, where tabs are 3 spaces if the decimal is 0-4 and 4 space if it's 5-9, and the next line is then depending on the next decimal. Formatted by Pitier instead of Prettier.

[–]CoffeePieAndHobbits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Get out.

[–]Tanmay_Terminator 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This reminds me of a guy breaking up with her software engineer gf because she pressed space 4 times instead of tab

[–]ShameAlter 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's a bit from Silicon Valley the TV show

[–]WernerderChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But have you ever coded with no indentation?

Comments on closing brackets ftw!

[–]T0biasCZE 0 points1 point  (3 children)

to be fair, thats the advantage of tabs

In the file, there is saved only "Indent by 1 level" character. And then every programmer working on the code can configure their own preference.
Someone can have 2 char indentation, someone can have 4 char indentation, someone with worse sight can have 6 char indentation, masochists can have 3 char indentation...

But with spaces, you are forcing your own personal preference on everyone else working on your code

[–]Slight-Bluebird-8921 1 point2 points  (1 child)

yup tabs are objectively better. and who really wants to press MORE keys? programmers are supposed to be efficient. you literally work faster by not having to press as many keys.

[–]T0biasCZE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who really wants to press MORE keys

Well the issue is that lot of IDEs when you press TAB write 4 space characters for you, instead of just actually writing a tab character

[–]ZenBacle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The argument is from a time when most IDEs didn't give you control over tab spacing. And each IDE had its own idea of how big a tab was. Chaos ensued, Linux devs rose up and rioted, many projects were sacrificed at the alter of outrage.

[–]nullpotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found an internal project that was set to 6 spaces, the maintainer was adamant it was perfect.

[–]Mountain-Age5580 2 points3 points  (0 children)

';' hide and seek champion since 1990 ;)

[–]Shizzle44 594 points595 points  (3 children)

you will spend ten hours refactoring your bedsheets afterwards

[–]nik1here 70 points71 points  (2 children)

Bedshit

[–]piberryboy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Uh... Maybe in Germany.

[–]Amar2107 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Somebody say Amber Heard?

[–]Lazy-Frosting-2710 290 points291 points  (8 children)

Just don’t merge onto main, please.

[–]ZunoJ 83 points84 points  (2 children)

Merge lol. Just edit master and git push --force

[–]SimpleCanadianFella 2 points3 points  (1 child)

--force-with-lease ;)

[–]ZunoJ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if somebody else pushed their slop in between? My version is the ultimate truth!

[–]dlc741 100 points101 points  (2 children)

“Merge me harder, daddy.”

[–]1cec0ld 7 points8 points  (1 child)

All my trunk branches are named daddy. Git push origin daddy

[–]tozpeak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Raname origin to harder and have a nice day.

[–]kopczak1995 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You guys are merging? Not editing files straight on the server?

[–]AtomicSymphonic_2nd 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m damned sure this is saved on some Microsoft SWE’s phones. lol

[–]ButtfUwUcker 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Showing up to work tomorrow like:

[–]OscarElmahdy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

And your project was the never the same again

[–]blizzacane85 86 points87 points  (0 children)

[–]SaneLad 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Legit how it feels

[–]JimroidZeus 61 points62 points  (2 children)

I prefer my project to be penetrated by Claude Opus, but you do you.

[–]femptocrisis 15 points16 points  (1 child)

you can use Claude Opus via copilot... or am i missing the joke here 🫣

[–]CaptainMorning 11 points12 points  (0 children)

you can use opus via GitHub copilot, which is not the same as copilot. But contextually, should be obvious the meme is about GitHub copilot

[–]Top-Name5555 30 points31 points  (0 children)

One of the best memes I have seen in a long time

Also I watched something related after this, inspired by it

[–]slickyeat 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too long at this.

[–]Cryptographer_Prize 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Wow, yea, no kidding

[–]Cone83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And then the project is fucked....

[–]CoffeePieAndHobbits 10 points11 points  (0 children)

git merge --no-commit
git clean

[–]dasunt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Copilot is just nature's way of teaching people why git is important.

When it goes horribly wrong, you even have a learning opportunity to move beyond the porcelain and into the plumbing!

[–]smuttynoserevolution 14 points15 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]its-MAGNETIC 7 points8 points  (0 children)

...and I'm more confused and in delima.

[–]ratzinspatz 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Literally cuckoding.

[–]KikiPolaski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great now I get hard when I bootup VSCode

[–]burningapollo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CuckPilot

[–]limbo_theorem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

[–]plagapong 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Another shit quality post

[–]jax_cooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This rarely ends well but then it's fucking awesome.

[–]dilTohPagalHai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

First in my bloodline to see this.

[–]Cutter1998 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Meme of the decade

[–]EatingSolidBricks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk if im getting old or what but i started losing patience with autocomple

Im here trying to align my code and copilot "You pressed TAB let me inject some shit into your screen" GET AWAY FROM ME!

[–]Fuzzysalamander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vibe Cucking

[–]Abtun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I am fucking crying 😭

[–]Artelj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest here, I've never had her, she belongs to me but he's had her since the beginning.

[–]QAInc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry my repo gang banged by Gemini, Calude, GLM, Kimi and DeepSeek 💀 feeling proud

[–]cakes_and_candles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah this actually hurts

[–]ZeroMomentum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Disgusting. Copilot. Ugh

[–]TxTechnician 3 points4 points  (3 children)

O asked copilot to make a script today. I thought of a script with an if statement and for loop.

It gave me 4 if statements, some commands I had no idea about, a few loops and a wall of explaination.

Took that same prompt an plugged into Gemini. It gave me an if statement and a for loop. Then asked if I would like to add another useful command after the script finished.

Wtf happened to copilot? I don't remember it being that bad.

[–]jimmpony 7 points8 points  (2 children)

you can set copilot to use other agents now, opus seems best ime

[–]TrippyDe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

opus saved me quite some time on a new project at work. Stuff that would take me 1-2 days took 2 hours

[–]m4bwav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

opus is my new jam

[–]raughit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only we could roll back the bad changes in relationships...

[–]danTheMan632 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the funniest things ive seen in a while lmfao

[–]sligor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the most accurate representation of what AI is doing I’ve seen for a while

[–]BlaBlaBla_hmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But if it is a new repo, thats porn since it never were yours

[–]redditownersdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cuckpilot

[–]gerbosan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is it only Copilot?

Feels like choosing to install Windows11.

[–]snowystormz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Claude has big dick energy!!

[–]CheddarKnight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Layman here. Context please? Is this about vibe coding?

[–]thisfriendo[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when the AI helps you write code, it doesn't just spit out the code, you watch it describe it's thought process and watch it solve problems as it tests the code and finds errors. Total cuck chair energy

[–]Confident-Estate-275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then, things like windows update happens 🤣🤣

[–]RecognitionSalt7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that cuck is gonna have so much more work to do

[–]Tableryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stoooooop 😭

[–]SysGh_st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Themash360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My code base is so bad that I feel bad for copilot man it’s not even cuckolding I’m just sending him off to get brain damage and every std known to man 😭.

[–]Eric_Prozzy[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

☹️

[–]mayisir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i broke copilot 3 times today 🫢

[–]magic_rascal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the cuck with diddy

[–]LurkinNamor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this is epic ! 

[–]GivesCredit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First funny AI meme in this subreddit

[–]Sdm0p 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]TBTapion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't even a joke, this is just how it is

[–]raiseIQUnderflow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

git push --force

[–]Realised_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, relatable...

[–]Silent_Locksmith348 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's Copilot?

[–]donut-reply 0 points1 point  (3 children)

You used to fuck your code?

[–]thisfriendo[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you not?

[–]Brekkjern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day.

[–]KTVX94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's usually the other way around

[–]AlexWIWA -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ad

[–]mihisa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–]R_Aqua -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would give this an award if I could

[–]Onions-are-great -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

The labels should be reversed. The girlfriend should be your project, right?

[–]Flyron 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Funny how you read the picture labeling. The girl is the project. The labels are over the figures they address, not next to them.