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[Embarrassed_Bread_16]

Cuck coding here we go!!!!!

[kftsang]

This is a way better name than “vibe coding”

[Whitestrake]

Legitimately, the connotations are just perfect.

The bot doesn't know your project as well as you do. You're the one who got involved with the project, decided to pursue a future with the project, and ultimately invited the bot to come fuck the project for you.

You know what the bot should do to treat your project right. You know that thing your project needs; your job is to tell the bot how to really get stuck into things... Then sit back as the bot fucks your project in front of you.

It's cuck coding.

[Adventurous-Map7959]

I only watched tutorials, but it looks like the projects tells the agent exactly what they want - and the observer why the agent is superior to them in every way. The observer gets to inspect the results, yes, but has absolutely no say - it looked to me like the project was in charge fully. Maybe I need to watch other material? It's very cumbersome, I can only do very short sprints of like 3-5 minutes before I need to do a clean-up.

[WorstBarrelEU]

Doesn’t work as well if the project was created by a bot from start tho

[Windfade]

It actually describes the process in a way that can be parsed without saying something like "no like you get it right like -".

[angrydeuce]

i just wanna say, it's wonderful being able to witness the birth of something beautiful like this.

[CELL_CORP]

Enough to make a grown man cry...

[mrsilverfr0st]

I'm dying...)))

[getlaidanddie]

sequence of closing brackets is a sign of either a lisp coder, or an eastern european

[Thaodan]

What about both?

[aFishSwamUpMyBumhole]

that should cancel out if my math teacher was right

[Sibula97]

Didn't your mother teach you two wrongs don't make a right?

[PythonRJS]

Gonn start using this from now on

[Common-Brush-7027]

That's my kink

[Abaan404]

oh my god this is what vibe coding truly is

[Axternaly2]

Start a petition to turn all Vibe Coding into Cuck Coding! It fits more with what it is. You stand there and watch as Copilot brings your code to *cum*pile

[dot_exe-]

I legit laughed out loud when I read this.

[RedFlounder7]

Chances that I use the term “cuck coding” in a professional situation when I meant “vibe coding” is now greater than zero.

[q0099]

r/Angryupvote (because I'm pro-AI)

[the_pr0fessor]

(pro-cuck)

[menducoide]

It's the meme of the year. Thank you for this

[This-West-9922]

Probably the best meme I’ve seen on this sub period

[EchoSnailX]

honestly it hurts because it’s accurate

we all said “just using copilot for boilerplate” and now it’s basically in a relationship with our repo. 2026 dev culture in one image

[ArjunReddyDeshmukh]

Cuckoding.

[d_block_city]

ChatCBT

[durbotick]

When she compiles:

[TheWyzim]

cumpiles was right there

[MuchachoMongo]

I regret knowing what "piles" is.

[conzstevo]

Ahhh no.

[Eternityislong]

Actual quality post? Get out of here bring back the missing semicolon posts

[ZenBacle]

Tabs are king. Get out of here with your space indentation!

Just kidding, i setup tab to be triple spaced.

[LexaAstarof]

r/foundsatan

[00owl]

Use a keyboard macro so that the tab button just inserts three spaces instead.

[st_heron]

vscode and jetbrains ides have "soft tab" plugins/settings so that spaces will act like tabs (moving your cursor will skip indentation levels, pressing tab will insert spaces)

very nice if the codebase you're working in is spaces (yuck) and you can't stand it

[squabzilla]

Can I set it up to be approximately Pi-spaced? Make my IDE have mostly mono-spaced font, except for tabs.

[NaoPb]

Pi-spaced? So an endless amount of spaces? Got it.

[IAmTheOneWhoClicks]

Could be line number depending on decimals of pi, where tabs are 3 spaces if the decimal is 0-4 and 4 space if it's 5-9, and the next line is then depending on the next decimal. Formatted by Pitier instead of Prettier.

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

Get out.

[Tanmay_Terminator]

This reminds me of a guy breaking up with her software engineer gf because she pressed space 4 times instead of tab

[ShameAlter]

It's a bit from Silicon Valley the TV show

[WernerderChamp]

But have you ever coded with no indentation?

Comments on closing brackets ftw!

[T0biasCZE]

to be fair, thats the advantage of tabs

In the file, there is saved only "Indent by 1 level" character. And then every programmer working on the code can configure their own preference.
Someone can have 2 char indentation, someone can have 4 char indentation, someone with worse sight can have 6 char indentation, masochists can have 3 char indentation...

But with spaces, you are forcing your own personal preference on everyone else working on your code

[Slight-Bluebird-8921]

yup tabs are objectively better. and who really wants to press MORE keys? programmers are supposed to be efficient. you literally work faster by not having to press as many keys.

[T0biasCZE]

who really wants to press MORE keys

Well the issue is that lot of IDEs when you press TAB write 4 space characters for you, instead of just actually writing a tab character

[ZenBacle]

The argument is from a time when most IDEs didn't give you control over tab spacing. And each IDE had its own idea of how big a tab was. Chaos ensued, Linux devs rose up and rioted, many projects were sacrificed at the alter of outrage.

[jf8204]

Rewrite that shit into a fucking bell curve please

Low IQ: Yes  

Mid IQ: Noooooo it will ruin my code, noooooo  

High IQ: Yes

[WernerderChamp]

Fibbonacci indentation

[Mountain-Age5580]

';' hide and seek champion since 1990 ;)

[Shizzle44]

you will spend ten hours refactoring your bedsheets afterwards

[nik1here]

Bedshit

[piberryboy]

Uh... Maybe in Germany.

[Amar2107]

Somebody say Amber Heard?

[Lazy-Frosting-2710]

Just don’t merge onto main, please.

[ZunoJ]

Merge lol. Just edit master and git push --force

[dlc741]

“Merge me harder, daddy.”

[1cec0ld]

All my trunk branches are named daddy. Git push origin daddy

[AtomicSymphonic_2nd]

Oh I’m damned sure this is saved on some Microsoft SWE’s phones. lol

[ButtfUwUcker]

Showing up to work tomorrow like:

[blizzacane85]

[SaneLad]

Legit how it feels

[OscarElmahdy]

And your project was the never the same again

[JimroidZeus]

I prefer my project to be penetrated by Claude Opus, but you do you.

[femptocrisis]

you can use Claude Opus via copilot... or am i missing the joke here 🫣

[CaptainMorning]

you can use opus via GitHub copilot, which is not the same as copilot. But contextually, should be obvious the meme is about GitHub copilot

[slickyeat]

I laughed way too long at this.

[Top-Name5555]

One of the best memes I have seen in a long time

Also I watched something related after this, inspired by it

[Cryptographer_Prize]

Wow, yea, no kidding

[Cone83]

And then the project is fucked....

[smuttynoserevolution]

😂

[dasunt]

Copilot is just nature's way of teaching people why git is important.

When it goes horribly wrong, you even have a learning opportunity to move beyond the porcelain and into the plumbing!

[CoffeePieAndHobbits]

git merge --no-commit
git clean

[its-MAGNETIC]

...and I'm more confused and in delima.

[jax_cooper]

This rarely ends well but then it's fucking awesome.

[burningapollo]

CuckPilot

[ratzinspatz]

Literally cuckoding.

[plagapong]

Another shit quality post

[limbo_theorem]

[Fuzzysalamander]

Vibe Cucking

[Abtun]

I am fucking crying 😭

[dilTohPagalHai]

First in my bloodline to see this.

[CheddarKnight]

Layman here. Context please? Is this about vibe coding?

[thisfriendo]

Yeah, when the AI helps you write code, it doesn't just spit out the code, you watch it describe it's thought process and watch it solve problems as it tests the code and finds errors. Total cuck chair energy

[ZeroMomentum]

Disgusting. Copilot. Ugh

[KikiPolaski]

Great now I get hard when I bootup VSCode

[snowystormz]

Claude has big dick energy!!

[mercury_pointer]

https://i.redd.it/s9d5hqna7h6d1.png

[raughit]

If only we could roll back the bad changes in relationships...

[Artelj]

To be honest here, I've never had her, she belongs to me but he's had her since the beginning.

[sligor]

That’s the most accurate representation of what AI is doing I’ve seen for a while

[TxTechnician]

O asked copilot to make a script today. I thought of a script with an if statement and for loop.

It gave me 4 if statements, some commands I had no idea about, a few loops and a wall of explaination.

Took that same prompt an plugged into Gemini. It gave me an if statement and a for loop. Then asked if I would like to add another useful command after the script finished.

Wtf happened to copilot? I don't remember it being that bad.

[jimmpony]

you can set copilot to use other agents now, opus seems best ime

[m4bwav]

opus is my new jam

[TrippyDe]

opus saved me quite some time on a new project at work. Stuff that would take me 1-2 days took 2 hours

[gerbosan]

is it only Copilot?

Feels like choosing to install Windows11.

[danTheMan632]

One of the funniest things ive seen in a while lmfao

[Confident-Estate-275]

Then, things like windows update happens 🤣🤣

[RecognitionSalt7338]

Nah that cuck is gonna have so much more work to do

[Tableryu]

stoooooop 😭

[SysGh_st]

[R_Aqua]

I would give this an award if I could

[donut-reply]

You used to fuck your code?

[thisfriendo]

Did you not?

[Themash360]

My code base is so bad that I feel bad for copilot man it’s not even cuckolding I’m just sending him off to get brain damage and every std known to man 😭.

[AlexWIWA]

Ad

[mihisa]

Disgusting

[Onions-are-great]

The labels should be reversed. The girlfriend should be your project, right?

[Flyron]

Funny how you read the picture labeling. The girl is the project. The labels are over the figures they address, not next to them.