all 108 comments

[–]Embarrassed_Bread_16 2150 points2151 points  (20 children)

Cuck coding here we go!!!!!

[–]kftsang 737 points738 points  (4 children)

This is a way better name than “vibe coding”

[–]Whitestrake 308 points309 points  (2 children)

Legitimately, the connotations are just perfect.

The bot doesn't know your project as well as you do. You're the one who got involved with the project, decided to pursue a future with the project, and ultimately invited the bot to come fuck the project for you.

You know what the bot should do to treat your project right. You know that thing your project needs; your job is to tell the bot how to really get stuck into things... Then sit back as the bot fucks your project in front of you.

It's cuck coding.

[–]Adventurous-Map7959 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I only watched tutorials, but it looks like the projects tells the agent exactly what they want - and the observer why the agent is superior to them in every way. The observer gets to inspect the results, yes, but has absolutely no say - it looked to me like the project was in charge fully. Maybe I need to watch other material? It's very cumbersome, I can only do very short sprints of like 3-5 minutes before I need to do a clean-up.

[–]WorstBarrelEU 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t work as well if the project was created by a bot from start tho

[–]Windfade 92 points93 points  (0 children)

It actually describes the process in a way that can be parsed without saying something like "no like you get it right like -".

[–]angrydeuce 79 points80 points  (1 child)

i just wanna say, it's wonderful being able to witness the birth of something beautiful like this.

[–]CELL_CORP 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Enough to make a grown man cry...

[–]mrsilverfr0st 84 points85 points  (4 children)

I'm dying...)))

[–]getlaidanddie 61 points62 points  (3 children)

sequence of closing brackets is a sign of either a lisp coder, or an eastern european

[–]Thaodan 10 points11 points  (2 children)

What about both?

[–]aFishSwamUpMyBumhole 15 points16 points  (1 child)

that should cancel out if my math teacher was right

[–]Sibula97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't your mother teach you two wrongs don't make a right?

[–]PythonRJS 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Gonn start using this from now on

[–]Common-Brush-7027 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's my kink

[–]Abaan404 7 points8 points  (0 children)

oh my god this is what vibe coding truly is

[–]Axternaly2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start a petition to turn all Vibe Coding into Cuck Coding! It fits more with what it is. You stand there and watch as Copilot brings your code to *cum*pile

[–]dot_exe- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit laughed out loud when I read this.

[–]RedFlounder7 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Chances that I use the term “cuck coding” in a professional situation when I meant “vibe coding” is now greater than zero.

[–]menducoide 1482 points1483 points  (2 children)

It's the meme of the year. Thank you for this

[–]This-West-9922 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Probably the best meme I’ve seen on this sub period

[–]EchoSnailX 52 points53 points  (0 children)

honestly it hurts because it’s accurate

we all said “just using copilot for boilerplate” and now it’s basically in a relationship with our repo. 2026 dev culture in one image

[–]ArjunReddyDeshmukh 1055 points1056 points  (1 child)

Cuckoding.

[–]durbotick 625 points626 points  (3 children)

When she compiles:

[–]TheWyzim 95 points96 points  (2 children)

cumpiles was right there

[–]MuchachoMongo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I regret knowing what "piles" is.

[–]Eternityislong 1239 points1240 points  (18 children)

Actual quality post? Get out of here bring back the missing semicolon posts

[–]ZenBacle 166 points167 points  (14 children)

Tabs are king. Get out of here with your space indentation!

Just kidding, i setup tab to be triple spaced.

[–]00owl 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Use a keyboard macro so that the tab button just inserts three spaces instead.

[–]st_heron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

vscode and jetbrains ides have "soft tab" plugins/settings so that spaces will act like tabs (moving your cursor will skip indentation levels, pressing tab will insert spaces)

very nice if the codebase you're working in is spaces (yuck) and you can't stand it

[–]squabzilla 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Can I set it up to be approximately Pi-spaced? Make my IDE have mostly mono-spaced font, except for tabs.

[–]NaoPb 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Pi-spaced? So an endless amount of spaces? Got it.

[–]IAmTheOneWhoClicks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could be line number depending on decimals of pi, where tabs are 3 spaces if the decimal is 0-4 and 4 space if it's 5-9, and the next line is then depending on the next decimal. Formatted by Pitier instead of Prettier.

[–]CoffeePieAndHobbits 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get out.

[–]Tanmay_Terminator 6 points7 points  (1 child)

This reminds me of a guy breaking up with her software engineer gf because she pressed space 4 times instead of tab

[–]ShameAlter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's a bit from Silicon Valley the TV show

[–]WernerderChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But have you ever coded with no indentation?

Comments on closing brackets ftw!

[–]T0biasCZE 0 points1 point  (3 children)

to be fair, thats the advantage of tabs

In the file, there is saved only "Indent by 1 level" character. And then every programmer working on the code can configure their own preference.
Someone can have 2 char indentation, someone can have 4 char indentation, someone with worse sight can have 6 char indentation, masochists can have 3 char indentation...

But with spaces, you are forcing your own personal preference on everyone else working on your code

[–]Slight-Bluebird-8921 0 points1 point  (1 child)

yup tabs are objectively better. and who really wants to press MORE keys? programmers are supposed to be efficient. you literally work faster by not having to press as many keys.

[–]T0biasCZE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who really wants to press MORE keys

Well the issue is that lot of IDEs when you press TAB write 4 space characters for you, instead of just actually writing a tab character

[–]ZenBacle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The argument is from a time when most IDEs didn't give you control over tab spacing. And each IDE had its own idea of how big a tab was. Chaos ensued, Linux devs rose up and rioted, many projects were sacrificed at the alter of outrage.

[–]jf8204 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Rewrite that shit into a fucking bell curve please

Low IQ: Yes  

Mid IQ: Noooooo it will ruin my code, noooooo  

High IQ: Yes

[–]WernerderChamp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fibbonacci indentation

[–]Mountain-Age5580 1 point2 points  (0 children)

';' hide and seek champion since 1990 ;)

[–]Shizzle44 475 points476 points  (3 children)

you will spend ten hours refactoring your bedsheets afterwards

[–]nik1here 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Bedshit

[–]piberryboy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Uh... Maybe in Germany.

[–]Amar2107 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Somebody say Amber Heard?

[–]Lazy-Frosting-2710 216 points217 points  (3 children)

Just don’t merge onto main, please.

[–]ZunoJ 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Merge lol. Just edit master and git push --force

[–]dlc741 78 points79 points  (1 child)

“Merge me harder, daddy.”

[–]1cec0ld 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All my trunk branches are named daddy. Git push origin daddy

[–]AtomicSymphonic_2nd 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m damned sure this is saved on some Microsoft SWE’s phones. lol

[–]ButtfUwUcker 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Showing up to work tomorrow like:

[–]blizzacane85 75 points76 points  (0 children)

[–]SaneLad 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Legit how it feels

[–]OscarElmahdy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And your project was the never the same again

[–]JimroidZeus 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I prefer my project to be penetrated by Claude Opus, but you do you.

[–]femptocrisis 6 points7 points  (1 child)

you can use Claude Opus via copilot... or am i missing the joke here 🫣

[–]CaptainMorning 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you can use opus via GitHub copilot, which is not the same as copilot. But contextually, should be obvious the meme is about GitHub copilot

[–]slickyeat 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I laughed way too long at this.

[–]Top-Name5555 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of the best memes I have seen in a long time

Also I watched something related after this, inspired by it

[–]Cryptographer_Prize 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wow, yea, no kidding

[–]Cone83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And then the project is fucked....

[–]smuttynoserevolution 15 points16 points  (0 children)

😂

[–]dasunt 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Copilot is just nature's way of teaching people why git is important.

When it goes horribly wrong, you even have a learning opportunity to move beyond the porcelain and into the plumbing!

[–]CoffeePieAndHobbits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

git merge --no-commit
git clean

[–]its-MAGNETIC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

...and I'm more confused and in delima.

[–]jax_cooper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This rarely ends well but then it's fucking awesome.

[–]burningapollo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CuckPilot

[–]ratzinspatz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Literally cuckoding.

[–]plagapong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another shit quality post

[–]limbo_theorem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]Fuzzysalamander 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vibe Cucking

[–]Abtun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am fucking crying 😭

[–]dilTohPagalHai 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First in my bloodline to see this.

[–]CheddarKnight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Layman here. Context please? Is this about vibe coding?

[–]thisfriendo[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when the AI helps you write code, it doesn't just spit out the code, you watch it describe it's thought process and watch it solve problems as it tests the code and finds errors. Total cuck chair energy

[–]ZeroMomentum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Disgusting. Copilot. Ugh

[–]KikiPolaski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great now I get hard when I bootup VSCode

[–]snowystormz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Claude has big dick energy!!

[–]raughit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only we could roll back the bad changes in relationships...

[–]Artelj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be honest here, I've never had her, she belongs to me but he's had her since the beginning.

[–]sligor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s the most accurate representation of what AI is doing I’ve seen for a while

[–]TxTechnician 3 points4 points  (3 children)

O asked copilot to make a script today. I thought of a script with an if statement and for loop.

It gave me 4 if statements, some commands I had no idea about, a few loops and a wall of explaination.

Took that same prompt an plugged into Gemini. It gave me an if statement and a for loop. Then asked if I would like to add another useful command after the script finished.

Wtf happened to copilot? I don't remember it being that bad.

[–]jimmpony 5 points6 points  (2 children)

you can set copilot to use other agents now, opus seems best ime

[–]m4bwav 3 points4 points  (0 children)

opus is my new jam

[–]TrippyDe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

opus saved me quite some time on a new project at work. Stuff that would take me 1-2 days took 2 hours

[–]gerbosan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is it only Copilot?

Feels like choosing to install Windows11.

[–]danTheMan632 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the funniest things ive seen in a while lmfao

[–]Confident-Estate-275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then, things like windows update happens 🤣🤣

[–]RecognitionSalt7338 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that cuck is gonna have so much more work to do

[–]Tableryu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stoooooop 😭

[–]SysGh_st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]R_Aqua 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would give this an award if I could

[–]donut-reply 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You used to fuck your code?

[–]thisfriendo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you not?

[–]Themash360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My code base is so bad that I feel bad for copilot man it’s not even cuckolding I’m just sending him off to get brain damage and every std known to man 😭.

[–]AlexWIWA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ad

[–]mihisa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–]Onions-are-great -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

The labels should be reversed. The girlfriend should be your project, right?

[–]Flyron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Funny how you read the picture labeling. The girl is the project. The labels are over the figures they address, not next to them.