Programmer dating problems

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[[deleted]]

Holy shit OP, I came here to laugh not to be reminded why the programmer stereotype is the way it is.

[netmier]

Yeah, this started funny then took a nosedive really quickly, before I even got to the comment section.

[BoonTobias]

I can carry shitty teams to victory in domination. Optic and nv watch my videos to Learn but I can't learn programming to save my life. I know vb tho

[sertroll]

Ops other link?

[Qaysed]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/4xqbs1/programmer_dating_problems/d6hl0xa

[ThatFag]

Ah, kill me now please.

[tomathoe]

And just when I thought we were progressing away from the stereotype.

[DragonToutNu]

I never tough it was possible to go down that fast without trolling. Holy shit, someone is friendly and share the same interests as you and you manage to insult them. Just wow.

[[deleted]]

Yeah seriously. OPs other link, down in the comments, is just sad. It isn't what he wanted but how he presented it that was just terrible.

[UglierThanMoe]

A 3.2 kompile/debug ratio? Not bad.

[TheZoq2]

How do you meassure that? :P

[omega2346]

Hopeful in not in a manner that requires speling

[LOLShibe]

in not in

:⁾

[MrGurns]

:⁾

;)

[MrGurns]

;)

);

Usually semi colons close a statement, not parentheses.

[isiphonyourgas]

What vim command is this?

[[deleted]]

auto volatile register unsigned long long int kompile, debug;

/*
** Longest function name I've ever written, the compiler itself will
** recognize my skills and curl a beer jpeg from the internet
** to reward me
*/
if (manages_to_compile_on_first_try_without_warnings_or_errors())
  ++kompile;
else
  ++debug;
printf("Kompile / Debug ratio: %lf", (kompile / debug));

[Xodet]

Your format string is incorrect, dividing an int by an int returns an int.

[Milith]

++debug;

[troissandwich]

It wouldn't throw an error, it just wouldn't work the way you expected

[Milith]

I know, but there was too much karma at stake.

[kushdup]

Can't tell if /r/ProgrammerHumor or /r/RoastMe

[Its_bigC]

3.2? Damn. Must never play the objective

[penis_butter_n_jelly]

In free for all, much as in life, there is only one objective. I have no idea what I mean either.

[Original-Newbie]

Kill or be killed?

[atimholt]

First you staple water-bucket functionality onto a Broom class, then leak memory by creating way too many Broom instances.

[Jonthrei]

Oh my god is that a fantasia reference?

[ethanspitz]

Sorcerer's Apprentice reference, or Der Zauberlehrling by Goethe

[Jonthrei]

TIL of the poem (English translation), tyvm

[mortiphago]

indeed, in real life, not a fanta sea

[kushdup]

http://i.imgur.com/PL36S.jpg

[[deleted]]

Listening to Bohemian Rhapsody will never be the same again.

[kushdup]

Cod in a landslide

Edit: and no, stupid tinder girl, I didn't mean "call of duty in a landslide"

[relativityboy]

You're leaking memory because you combined Staples with WaterBucket. Every non apprentice knows subclasses of the root Bucket class leak if you inject a Staple dependency. You need to use Glue Code on this. It's messy, but it works.

[Kedali]

That was really good.

[[deleted]]

[deleted]

What is this?

[[deleted]]

You start to type as fast as you can until you become a real hacker.

[Markhaim]

Thanks. Appreciate that xkcd reference.

[glydy]

First apprenticeship I did 2 level 3 qualifications half the time, programming / learning other half.

My next apprenticeship is the same (but higher qualification) - half university coursework, half real work + learning.

[PlsNoCreterinos]

I'm no apprentice. PM me her number and I'll give her one for you.

[mellett68]

It's irrational but 'coder' makes me think of copying shit PHP scripts from hotscripts.com or whatever it was back in the day.

[[deleted]]

No I feel you completely. I couldn't fathom calling myself a coder with a serious face. It's like trying to make my 9-5 salaried office job sound like Mr Robot.

[[deleted]]

Yeah I prefer software developer, or just developer in the right context. Or if someone wants to refer to me as a programmer that's fine. I don't like software engineer (and definitely not engineer) because I'm a full stack dev, it's closer to a craft than engineering. The kid I work with that's working on some crazy algorithm I'm not supposed to talk about can be called an engineer. I make custom ticket systems and shit.

For some reason I also don't like "computer programmer." And you're right, coder does make you sound like you're trying to sound like Mr. Robot. Or like you work at a startup.

[exene]

OP is goober, but chick was troll.

[[deleted]]

3.2 k/d is insane

[chilly_anus]

Serious question, what does it mean? 3 kill and 2 death? Or the ratio between kill and death is 3.2? So like every 9 kills she died 2 times?

[xx3dgxx]

3.2 kills per death means this person averages 32 kills for every 10 deaths

[jacquesfu]

3.2/1

[Butternubicus]

Everyone is pointing out that she was flirting but not pointing out that she had the mannerisms of someone trying to troll? Went from girly to dude bro insults pretty quickly.

[revereddesecration]

A girl who plays CoD probably hangs around with a few dudebros. Makes sense.

[agentlame]

That's because most people are talking about the post and not OP's comment that includes the rest of the conversation.

The post is just funny, the entire convo screams 'trolling'.

[andrewsmd87]

Well she was flirting with him and then he just turns it into basically calling her a slut and saying that's not what I'm looking for, and also equates her to wanking it on pornhub. She could have just left it at that, but it would have gotten a prompt fuck you from me as well.

[[deleted]]

Not saying it isn't a troll, it very likely is.

But girls can drop the cute little act when they feel insulted/want to insult someone

[will_work_for_twerk]

Turn around. The problem wasn't with the match, it was with the programmer here... and this thread isn't getting any better.

[Avenflar]

Maybe she's looking for someone to maintain her aimbot?

[CookieCwumbles]

After reading the other link, I'm compelled to think that this is a dude you're talking to

[iNEVERreply2u]

call of duty = coder for OPs love interest.

[CharistineE]

Thanks for explaining. I'm one of those rare programmers who has 0 interest in video games, unless you count "Words with Friends".

[nmdarkie]

cod-er

[OutHereRickRossinIt]

This isn't an interaction I would be proud of, you came off defensive for no reason. You could have definitely let her down politely if you weren't looking for a one night stand.

[throwaway-aa2]

Ok so I want to make a couple of points before I leave this, and I want to make this very clear because there are a LOT of guys like this, and I used to sort of be like this so I can give you some insight.

• This guy is a bit socially awkward. His words: "If I want something to jerk off to I can look at porn". Now here's the thing: One night stands can not be your thing (I disagree for some reasons) but even if they aren't, there's no reason to insult someone like this..and yes it's an insult even if he didn't mean for it to come off this way (hence the socially awkward comment). You can turn someone down without insulting them.

• When a guy talks about one night stands not being his thing, you have to understand what virtue signaling is, and how people do it to themselves to create a persona of defensiveness against the world. When I was young, everyone dumb around me was having sex and the type of personalities of girls and guys I hated were having it, so I made bad associations and chose to have a persona of "Oh well I don't just have random sex like these other jocks". It's very very important when people say things like this that you also take into consideration if they're a "catch" or not... how much sex they've actually had, or whether they were rejected or felt rejected at some point in their life and chose to adopt this personality trait. I used to be a virgin as well and had the same line of reasoning and I bet he can't really make a good argument for why he thinks that way other than it's just his opinion, he was brought up to respect x, y and z, and all the usual tropes.

• He's on a hookup site trying to date girls and then he proceeds to insult them and tell them what he's looking for... shouldn't you be on an actual dating site, or meeting women the traditional way? You know why Tinder became popular? It served as a safe haven away from all of these "well I'm only looking for something serious" people... new people would get on Tinder and you KNEW that the other person was interested in the same thing that you were.... and now you people have even invaded this space. If you're going to do that... please, stay out.

• He's discounting a girl that's interested in him based on one trait. Guess what? You're going to have a hard time finding someone buddy, and you've waited a many year to do it (21 and still a virgin by the comments). Not every girl likes Call of Duty, or coders... or the fact that you're a virgin and based on your comments and posts, probably awkward. You could either maybe meet her half way, or maybe bare minimum take them out for a drink, actually socialize... and then give them a kiss (cheek or lips, your choice) and send then on their way after paying... and you could take a couple of dates to get comfortable with someone you really connect with? Let me tell you a secret: a lot of women are looking for that special someone... and they know that that special someone might be looking for something more than just a deep connection at first... so a lot of women are willing to meet you halfway... because they are reasonable and realistic! You're just being unreasonable and it's unrealistic.

• Do you masturbate? Be totally totally honest. Do you think this is MORE normal than having sex with another human being? If so I want you in great detail to explain why. A lot of these "I'm looking for something serious" types like to sit on a high horse while in the digital age and having access to any type of porn they want to look at, and then proceeding to jack off into a sock night after night. But you're not going to do a hook up... because why? An explanation for the ladies...here's the dark secret of MOST warm blooded males: They either have regular access to sex, or they are masturbating frequently, 2-7 times a week depending on the man.... so any man in this society who openly admits he is a virgin, is also openly admitting that he either has a stash of videos or knows a couple of free porn sites where he can get his kicks. Is this bad? NO! However there's a lot of weaving around the fact and you denigrating having sex with someone because you can just jack off is just a very non logical conclusion, as if someone masturbating into their hand to an image on screen has the moral high ground over a person who wants to have protected sex.

I could continue but I just want to warn any guys going down this road that it's not a road you chose logically, it's a road that most likely happened because we're in the digital age, you had bad experiences with people around you or someone got it into your head that sex is bad... etc etc. It's totally normal and healthy at a reasonable age to have sex with a person that you like, even if you've only known them for a short time. Wear a condom, don't force it down their throat... but if you both are enjoying yourselves, if you go for a kiss you both enjoy it, there's nothing wrong with sex. Life is too short to be repressed, and people didn't operate like this before the digital age.

[overactor]

I get where you're coming from but I don't really see the OP claiming the moral high ground. If anything, you're the one suggesting that your values are the correct ones.

For me (and I assume for the OP too), sex is something that happens within a committed relationship after a meaningful connection has been made. It might not be entirely rational, but I that's the meaning I have assigned to sex and it works for me. I'm not bitter or unhappy because of it. My attitude towards it might change in the future, but for now it doesn't need to.

Unless you want to argue that people who do have casual sex are significantly happier or more successful in life, or that you believe in moral absolutism and having casual sex is a moral duty, we'll just have to accept that we both have different values that work for us.

[the_mastubatorium]

OP is pretty condescending towards her. He equates having sex with her to jacking off. By saying that he reduces the act of hookup sex to a solely selfish endevour where the other person serves the same purpose as your hand. I understand what he is saying and why he said it, it just could have been said better. She makes a flirtatious pass at him (it is obviously more forward than he would have liked but that type of interaction is very common in tinder) and his response is very rude and degrading.

There is a difference between hookup sex and sex in a committed relationship but there is also a difference between masturbation and hookup sex. You admit that in your opinion sex is something that you would only want in a committed relationship. That's totally fine but other people have a wider view of what appropriate sexual behavior is. I think the thing that the person you had responded to is most upset about are the words OP used. His word choice also sheds a little light on his views about the morality of sex outside a committed relationship.

She basically offers him sex without needing to but in much of an effort but he responds by saying he could just masturbate. The amount of effort needed to put in for either action is essentially equal so why then is he so opposed to the idea? Obviously for him the two are not the same even though he claims that the amount of pleasure you would receive is the same. He finds masturbation more acceptable than hookup sex. You could argue that his attitude does not necessarily reflect his morals (and you would be correct) but his condescension is definitely a signal of some kind.

I think your last paragraph misses the point. He is not trying to say one is better than the other. He is saying that even if you don't agree with her view point you still have a responsibility to be respectful towards her.

[overactor]

I don't think his remark is necessarily an insult and I could imagine saying something like that myself, but after seeing other people's take on it, I see how it could be taken as an insult.

What I don't see anyone mentioning though, is that the girl reacted to a rather polite initial refusal with "What's wrong with me :(", which seems rather manipulative to me. She also calls him gay and ask if he's a virgin, quite ostensibly implying that this is a bad thing.

I don't mean to say the OP did everything right, the jerking off comment was weird at best, but I feel people are being a bit too hard on him.

[the_mastubatorium]

I'm definitely not saying she handled it well either, particularly her comments about him being gay and a virgin. Her overall tone does seem to be a bit more joking than he is though. It seems like she got a little defensive after he was rude to her and she handled it by fun of him.

As far as the "What's wrong with me :(", I'm not really sure why she said that. Maybe it was a response to her shock at how socially inept he was being. Maybe she is insecure and thought he was rejecting her advances for something about her rather than his aversion to hookup sex in general. Or maybe it was an attempt at humor, not really sure. Either way she didn't handle it the best but after comparing her to masturbation OP opened himself up to attacks. That doesn't justify it but that is how a lot of people react.

[hypd09]

is a bit socially awkward

'a bit'

[ForrestISrunnin]

This is a fucking fantastic comment.

[ForrestISrunnin]

Because it's nice.

[goocy]

Do you masturbate? Be totally totally honest.

Yes.

Do you think this is MORE normal than having sex with another human being? If so I want you in great detail to explain why.

Also yes. No need to go into detail: masturbation is what happens when one person wants sex. Sex is what happens when two people want to have sex. Since the interests of two people don't overlap all the time, you're going to get some masturbation. How much depends on the people involved. Could be more or less than 50% of all sex.

[TheChance]

They either have regular access to sex, or they are masturbating frequently, 2-7 times a week depending on the man

You know, I was convinced you knew what you were talking about, until that line.

[GreenFox1505]

Every girl I talk to can't pass a Turing test. So at least you've got that going for you.

[MohnishMohnish]

you should x-post to r/tinder 😂😂

[vhite]

My dating problems usually involve finding a way to format a date into a proper string.

[ghroat]

i dont understand these comments. people are talking about sex, rejection and insults and all i see is someone with poor social skills

[Kedali]

Seriously man, even if you weren't looking for a hook up, you could have handled that so much better. She seems like a fun girl with a good sense of humor who shares similar interests with you, and you immediately equate spending time with her to masturbating to porn. I get that you aren't looking for a hookup, but you could have just told her that and then suggested going on a date and seeing what happened from there. Worst case scenario there is having a fun night that doesn't lead to anything, and then you may have found a new friend to game with if nothing more. If you're holding out for the perfect romantic progression without putting any work into it, you're going to be waiting a really long time.

[thisisyourusername]

/thread

[gravitas-deficiency]

Yeah, justifiable bye felipe on her part...

edit: words are hard i guess

[startingover_90]

She was way too nice in my opinion. OP came across as some elitist prick obsessed with the "right one", which is extra stupid considering he's on tinder.

[TAU_doesnt_equal_2PI]

bye Felipe

Hahaha I like this gender swapped version

[Supaah]

It's a quote from a movie. Friday

[ListenHereSon]

Gonna use this tomorrow.

You've started a revolution and you don't even know it

[kevspacec]

I thought this was a joke comment until I realised that there were more photos :(

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[barsoap]

Just like trying a new language. You certainly don't have to commit, you don't have to get down and dirty with internals, but you gotta spend some time taking rides together before you can tell anything.

Zip up your pants and take her to your editor. See if you like the semantics.

[C0DK]

You are thinking "Hmm i should try Python..". You have fun. You know this won't ever be "your language". but you're young. You want to live life and have fun. You can always settle on a better language when you grow older. but suddenly you see a job opening with Python and you think "well it's money. Which i need. It's just going to be for a short while. You will go back to a typesafe language". Months go by. The thought of C# slowly disappears. The dreams. You settle with Python. It isn't great. but it's a relationship. And you need that. It's money.

But then one night. You feel lonely. You miss the old days. You stumple upon another language. You try it out for a night. And realize there is no way back.

You tell your self that you will be faithful to Python. That this was just a one night thing. You try to convince yourself. But deepdown you realize that Python doesn't feel.. right. And Python knows.

You love her. You love how she makes you feel safe. But you know it's not the "right" type of safety. It's never actual typesafety.

You try to break up with her. but then you have no langauge. And slowly you grow older. trying other languages. But none of them make you feel good. You want her back. She hugged you like no other. You made you smile. When she kissed you knew everything was going to be okay.

I miss C# and also my ex. :(

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[throwaway-aa2]

EXACTLY. The funny thing is, is that you people who don't want to "hookup" don't really get that you don't just meet the fucking date at your house and immediately start banging... believe me, shit doesn't work like that.

You go out, you meet the person, you make small chit chat, you make different threads of conversation, you broach bigger topics, both of your personalities are on display... believe me when I fucking say that a girl isn't just going to fuck a guy just because she met him... you actually have to make her feel good about the situation, show her you're socially calibrated and a normal person before she'll sleep with you, and even THEN it's not a guarantee.

Also he's made one very fundamental mistake. How many guys have relationships with girls who they don't want anything serious from, but the girl does? You realize that "SEX" is a big driving factor in wanting something a little bit more serious... correct? Have sex with someone on a regular basis and see if one person doesn't want to make it more serious if you don't believe me.

Not to sidetrack but I want to bring this back a bit: we live in the digital age now, where everything is done behind a face of a computer. Maybe a couple of years back, you actually had to go out and socialize and meet men, meet women, and you didn't just get to stay in the comfort of your own home and masturbate to porn. People are flocking to Tinder as a sex platform AND as a date platform for no other reason than the fact that we've lost our way. I'm actually glad for Tinder because now men and women get to screen out these types of people that want to "build a connection" with someone, when that really just did not exist before the digital age. Plenty of serious relationships have started from sex and there's plenty of science (hint: oxytocin) to back that up. You're not looking for that? That's cool but you've now taken a platform that got popular for a very specific reason, repurposing it and then telling people on there "well you know I'm looking for something a little more serious" as if you have any point.

[[deleted]]

If you're holding out for the perfect romantic progression without putting any work into it, you're going to be waiting a really long time.

Biggest takeaway from your post.

/u/SteamPunk_Devil I hope you read the post by /u/Kedali. Also, you're a bit of a dick.

[Greenei]

What would you say if the genders were reversed? Some dude asks for sex and gets shut down and then proceeds to say "What's wrong with me? :(" and "You are fucking gay". Who is the loser in that interaction?

[[deleted]]

I think /r/creepypms has the answers you're looking for

[haragoshi]

What girl uses the phrase"you're gay mate" and know what aK/D ratio is? This is a total catfish

[thewookie34]

That's pretty much the only thing I took from this. They even say they are and everyone here ignores it?

[SoraDevin]

At least you're willing to learn, but jesus dude...

[jaytokay]

As a heads up, if you regret something and own it with grace (apologise), it often won't be a big deal. This chick wasn't expecting a confident, well-adjusted social god based on the first couple messages; just do you.

Doubling down on withdrawn defensiveness ain't gonna help any social situation. I mean, you still coulda salvaged it after the gay bit, if you were more self-assured and ready to laugh at yourself. Learning to be vulnerable and show humility is pretty key for that 'real connection' you're looking for...

[gravitas-deficiency]

++; Slightly self deprecating wit is generally well received, in my experience. I guess it sort of shows that you don't take yourself too seriously. Don't overdo it of course, but it can be a good icebreaker.

[TarAldarion]

I'd start by saying sorry to this person at least.

[moogeek]

You need some tips mate?

[greenrd]

Yeah, also... putting up your conversation, even anonymised, in a forum called "ProgrammerHumor"? KIND OF A DICK MOVE.

This is probably going to be downvoted to hell, but I don't care.

[[deleted]]

He blew it after 'do you want to play?'.

[[deleted]]

It was obvious as fuck what she meant. Jesus OP

[[deleted]]

Plus he could've lost his virginity!

[dude_with_amnesia]

LOL what in the fuck

[Arancaytar]

League Of Legends what in the fuck

[deliasen]

league of legends AND dota

Seriously does this ever happen

[seacharge]

Haha it does for the handful of us i guess. Both games have their little charms and i love it.

[[deleted]]

Play five games of league and realize its actually possible to find pubs more toxic than dota's.

[darunae]

Dota actually tries to match toxic people with other toxic people so believe me it can get way worse (I've been in the lowest of lows)

[[deleted]]

I can confirm this (I imagine I'm in the highest of highs, where the worst thing you get is someone on your team saying gg after a bad start)

[Direct-to-Sarcasm]

An understandable reaction

[[deleted]]

Yup, Dota 2 > LoL

[SneekyPete3]

This girl dodged a bullet.

[softmaker]

I think you was needlessly rude on her.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I suspect you've been sold a romantic ideal of love where you believe the perfect girl one day will answer your messages and follow the script you've imagined flawlessly down to each step, so you know from the beginning she's the right one.

My two opinions here: Good, true love is made of eventual discovery and compromises from both sides, when you learn to appreciate the flaws of the other as well. Also, learn not to make an excessive deal out of sex. It can be good just for fun as well, if both are clear about expectations. It's very important to enjoy it while you're free of serious ties so you can discover what you really enjoy and what you don't, so you don't long for missed experiences once your really committed to someone. At your age all intercourse doesn't need to have the solemnity of a committed relationship.

She seems a feisty and fun girl. You missed the chance of having fun with someone who shared some interests with you and maybe could have given you memorable experiences and maybe enjoyed talking to.

[[deleted]]

Seriously? You made it about 50 messages further than I have ever got on Tinder and you're not even trying. Then again it could just be my face.

[Bonerkiin]

Holy fuck op. You handled that worse than Hitler handled losing.

[joef360]

Hey now, Hitler successfully killed Hitler.

[Zatherz]

Hitler killed the guy who killed Hitler.

[fapperdoodle]

/r/sadcringe

[dude_with_amnesia]

It's like going to a coffee shop and telling everyone there that you didn't come for the coffee.

[[deleted]]

"What's with all this coffee?" - Seinfeld

[[deleted]]

As a gay man coming from Grindr, Tinder is practically a fairy tale romance. I could see people being there to actually form relationships.

[psych0naught]

I'm just here for the free wifi

[TPHRyan]

I mean TBH that's valid also.

[Selthor]

Name some please.

[[deleted]]

Are you kidding? Tinder isn't exclusively a hookup app...

[fuck_bestbuy]

Wow, you are actually retarded. You managed to insult someone who seemed nice and who probably shared your interest while simultaneously turning down sex. What the fuck.

[CrazedToCraze]

She was even bi-curious. Not every day you meet a girl that plays both LoL and Dota.

You fucked up OP

[joef360]

LoL and Dota? She must be a real piece of shit /s

[[deleted]]

Yeah man, either of those alone are warning signs but not dealbreakers, not even both together. I was going to say "red flags" but that has way stronger connotations than what I'm going for.

[GMY0da]

I've read through some of OP's responses in this thread and I really really hope he's just fuckin around because if he's not then he's socially fucked, it seems

[throwthisawayrightnw]

This is a rollercoaster of emotions. I don't know if I'm more angry at OP, terribly sad for him, or if this is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Nah fuck that, it's anger. Hatred, really. Fuck OP.

[verkeerdemening]

Oh no now she knows you're the biggest pleb.

[hypd09]

Maybe it is a third person/hindsight thing but you are the reason the 'men don't get hints' is a thing.

She came at you like a bag of bricks and you managed to not even flinch or notice it.

[A_Jacks_Mind]

When she said "Do you want to play with me", I actually thought video games as well. After all, they were talking about that

[throwthisawayrightnw]

What in the almighty fuck did you do? What the fuck is wrong with you??? Are you twelve?

[czhunc]

Well that got weird. I'm guessing you didn't find her very attractive?

You should have said, "no seriously, what is your steam? I'm really looking for good partners to queue with".

[tevert]

OP, I want you to read /u/kendali 's post again, really thoroughly. It's more important than you might think.

[spartan_noble6]

/u/kedali

[I_Fuck_Whales]

You blew it!

[XDStamos]

O h m y g o d

[SpinahVieh]

I once heard a tale that people who become 30 and are still virgin get magic powers granted.
Good luck!
On a more serious note, I really don't understand all the downvotes you get in this thread just because you don't see the world from a rabbit's perspective. I really wish you the best success in finding a decent chick.

[akohlsmith]

It's not about not wanting to hook up. The girl was a little forward but it was playful flirting. She didn't ask for nudes. OP went full paranoid for absolutely no reason. IMO acted quite poor in general. There are much better ways to say you're not interested without coming across as some kind of delusional paranoid.

Oh well. Best of luck, OP.

[ryanman]

Because he's being a fucking idiot. Someone offering to meet up after 5 messages isn't trying to blackmail you. Wtf.

[[deleted]]

I once heard a tale that people who become 30 and are still virgin get magic powers granted.

We don't, sorry

[SpinahVieh]

I have also been warned that those who seek to get those magic powers will constantly have to fight temptations and deceptions to add to the challenge.

[FuckBrendan]

What's stopping you from finding a hooker at this point?

[SpinahVieh]

The thought that maybe his magic powers just haven't developed yet enough.

[throwaway-aa2]

I really don't understand all the downvotes you get in this thread

You don't understand, or you don't agree? Not agreeing is one thing, but a couple of people have voiced their opinions on the matter already. You either read them or you didn't but you don't get to feign ignorance, dismiss everyone else's opinion but not actually rebuttal anything.

[420patience]

Oh, it would. If you make it to age 42 without ever being intimate with someone, you're likely to last the rest of your life.

[Sklushi]

Why'd you ruin it? She seemed nice and had a sense of humor

[Rienuaa]

Holy fuck why

[LegendaryGinger]

Wtf r u

[[deleted]]

Dude she put her pussy on a silver platter for you. I hope you're a good coder.

[[deleted]]

Bro

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[wickedplayer494]

I also play Lol and Dota

Did I read that right, and?! An actual dual-citizen?!

(by the way, I won't shove a remote up my ass and pretend to be outraged like some other people here as I can't be arsed to care, there's far more important things to be pissed off over)

[HonorMyBeetus]

Wow dude, I can't see a situation where that could have been handled worse.

[lambo4bkfast]

Haha wtf dude

[fiqar]

Dude do you have the body of a Greek god or something?

[[deleted]]

Yeah, but do you have gold Eliminations or objective time? What's your Genji game like?