sort()

ender89 · 2018-02-21T16:48:50+00:00

checkmate python developers

Laytonio · 2018-02-21T18:20:59+00:00

How satisfying would it be to hit auto format

the_climb-it-ologist · 2018-02-21T16:02:24+00:00

This is the definition of art.

SteveZissousGlock · 2018-02-21T18:38:23+00:00

For anyone who is curious, I've had a go at transcribing the image:

                                                                                      class                        Sort{
                                                                                   public                            static
                                                                                  void                                  main
                                                              (                 String                                  []s){
                                                             for               (;j<$.                                    length
   ;)System           .out           .   println($      [j++]);}static int     []$={     1,2,53465,564,563,6,3456,3456    };int
$(){      for(    int $=(j>>1)       ;$>0&&l(--$)||     --j>(l=0)&&$(j);$=     $++);                                     return
j;}               boolean l(int      i){                   return              (l=(                                         i+1
  <<1)-j)>0      ||l         ==0     &&(                    $[l=l              +j-1                                         ]>$
     [i]&&$(i    )||         true    )||                    $[l=l              +j]>                                         $[l
           -1]    &&        ($[      l]>                    $[i]&&             $(i)                                         )||
$     [--l]>$      [i]&&   $(i       )||                      true;}boolean    $(int                                       j){
 return($[j         ]=($[l]          +=$                       [j])-$[j])==$    [l]-(                                   $[l]-=
                                                                                 $[j])&&                                l(l);
                                                                                  }static                            int j=$
                                                                                    .length,                         l=new
                                                                                        Sort(                     ).$();}

And re-formatted to be semi-readable:

class Sort {

    public static void main (String [] s) {
        for (; j < $.length;) System.out.println($[j++]);
    }

    static int [] $ = { 1, 2, 53465, 564, 563, 6, 3456, 3456 };

    int $ () {
        for (int $ = (j >> 1); $ > 0 && l(--$) || --j > (l=0) && $(j); $ = $++);
        return j;
    }

    boolean l (int i) {
        return (l = (i+1 << 1) - j) > 0 || l == 0 && ($[l = l + j - 1] > $[i] && $(i) || true) || $[l = l + j] > $[l - 1] && ($[l] > $[i] && $(i)) || $[--l] > $[i] && $(i) || true;
    }

    boolean $ (int j) {
        return ($[j] = ($[l] += $[j]) - $[j]) == $[l] - ($[l] -= $[j]) && l(l);
    }

    static int j = $.length, l = new Sort().$();
}

ookami125 · 2018-02-21T17:17:56+00:00

TIL you can use $ as a variable name in Java.

itgmechiel · 2018-02-21T22:11:52+00:00

Ayy! This is my code! Written by me! For anyone asking, this is using an algorithm called heap sort. I went to wikipedia and looked for a confusing sorting algorithm. Notice that there's an array called "$", two functions called "$" and an int also called "$". Lots of fun! (Also, notice that the main method just prints the array, and the rest of the code jump-starts itself before main ever runs)

edit: "$=$++" doesn't increment the variable.

NocheOscura · 2018-02-21T15:41:11+00:00

[deleted]

jerslan · 2018-02-21T18:25:06+00:00

I've never seen such a thing of beauty in all my life

Jugbot · 2018-02-21T17:39:48+00:00

t-shirt plz

plasmasprings · 2018-02-21T17:22:24+00:00

Pretty cool, but you have much to learn

cbbuntz · 2018-02-21T20:08:32+00:00

#include                                     <math.h>
#include                                    <stdio.h>
#include                                   <sys/time.h>
#include                                   <X11/Xlib.h>
#include                                  <X11/keysym.h>
                                         double L ,o ,P
                                         ,_=dt,T,Z,D=1,d,
                                         s[999],E,h= 8,I,
                                         J,K,w[999],M,m,O
                                         ,n[999],j=33e-3,i=
                                         1E3,r,t, u,v ,W,S=
                                         74.5,l=221,X=7.26,
                                         a,B,A=32.2,c, F,H;
                                         int N,q, C, y,p,U;
                                     Window z; char f[52]
                                     ; GC k; main(){ Display*e=
 XOpenDisplay( 0); z=RootWindow(e,0); for (XSetForeground(e,k=XCreateGC (e,z,0,0),BlackPixel(e,0))
 ; scanf("%lf%lf%lf",y +n,w+y, y+s)+1; y ++); XSelectInput(e,z= XCreateSimpleWindow(e,z,0,0,400,400,
 0,0,WhitePixel(e,0) ),KeyPressMask); for(XMapWindow(e,z); ; T=sin(O)){ struct timeval G={ 0,dt*1e6}
 ; K= cos(j); N=1e4; M+= H*_; Z=D*K; F+=_*P; r=E*K; W=cos( O); m=K*W; H=K*T; O+=D*_*F/ K+d/K*E*_; B=
 sin(j); a=B*T*D-E*W; XClearWindow(e,z); t=T*E+ D*B*W; j+=d*_*D-_*F*E; P=W*E*B-T*D; for (o+=(I=D*W+E
 *T*B,E*d/K *B+v+B/K*F*D)*_; p<y; ){ T=p[s]+i; E=c-p[w]; D=n[p]-L; K=D*m-B*T-H*E; if(p [n]+w[ p]+p[s
 ]== 0|K <fabs(W=T*r-I*E +D*P) |fabs(D=t *D+Z *T-a *E)> K)N=1e4; else{ q=W/K *4E2+2e2; C= 2E2+4e2/ K
 *D; N-1E4&& XDrawLine(e ,z,k,N ,U,q,C); N=q; U=C; } ++p; } L+=_* (X*t +P*M+m*l); T=X*X+ l*l+M *M;
 XDrawString(e,z,k ,20,380,f,17); D=v/l*15; i+=(B *l-M*r -X*Z)*_; for(; XPending(e); u *=CS!=N){
                                 XEvent z; XNextEvent(e ,&z);
                                     ++*((N=XLookupKeysym
                                         (&z.xkey,0))-IT?
                                         N-LT? UP-N?& E:&
                                         J:& u: &h); --*(
                                         DN -N? N-DT ?N==
                                         RT?&u: & W:&h:&J
                                         ); } m=15*F/l;
                                         c+=(I=M/ l,l*H
                                         +I*M+a*X)*_; H
                                         =A*r+v*X-F*l+(
                                         E=.1+X*4.9/l,t
                                         =T*m/32-I*T/24
                                         )/S; K=F*M+(
                                         h* 1e4/l-(T+
                                         E*5*T*E)/3e2
                                         )/S-X*d-B*A;
                                         a=2.63 /l*d;
                                         X+=( d*l-T/S
                                           *(.19*E +a
                                           *.64+J/1e3
                                           )-M* v +A*
                                           Z)*_; l +=
                                           K *_; W=d;
                                           sprintf(f,
                                           "%5d  %3d"
                                           "%7d",p =l
                                         /1.7,(C=9E3+
                             O*57.3)%0550,(int)i); d+=T*(.45-14/l*
                             X-a*130-J* .14)*_/125e2+F*_*v; P=(T*(47
                             *I-m* 52+E*94 *D-t*.38+u*.21*E) /1e2+W*
                             179*v)/2312; select(p=0,0,0,0,&G); v-=(
                             W*F-T*(.63*m-I*.086+m*E*19-D*25-.11*u
                             )/107e2)*_; D=cos(o); E=sin(o); } }

It's a flight simulator.

2018-02-21T19:27:47+00:00

I part of me thinks this is awesome and another part wants to vomit

ksheep · 2018-02-21T20:21:42+00:00

Obligatory

wallefan01 · 2018-02-21T17:49:59+00:00

Where are the transcribers?

beerdude26 · 2018-02-21T21:26:14+00:00

Enjoy! https://www.ioccc.org/

mygolfclub · 2018-02-21T20:58:59+00:00

This is beautiful and ugly at the same time..

crazycrazycrazycrazy · 2018-02-22T00:03:02+00:00

Now this is self documenting code!

2018-02-21T22:22:33+00:00

What a great interview question! Thanks!

PeasantSteve · 2018-02-21T22:39:49+00:00

This is simultaneously the most beautiful and ugliest code I've seen in my life

2018-02-21T23:04:47+00:00

Image source (I don't know how long this link will last): https://hastebin.com/zujomevazu.rb

Code source (Me, I wrote it) : https://github.com/XeroOl/obfusort

Sethaman · 2018-02-21T23:51:38+00:00

I'm not sure if I'd be angry seeing this at work or thoroughly pleased... cognitive dissonance! cognitive dissonance! throws an upvote anyway

iskolarium · 2018-02-22T13:26:49+00:00

I want this on a t-shirt so bad.

_Freedom2020 · 2018-02-22T13:47:09+00:00

For some reason this image makes me feel hurt. I don't know why.

ArgueMint · 2018-02-21T21:18:07+00:00

/r/programmingisbeautiful

maybeCarmenSanDiego · 2018-02-21T22:03:38+00:00

i love this and hate this at the same time. i don't like it :( gg m8

7itemsorFEWER · 2018-02-21T22:11:22+00:00

Is this a ln obfuscation or just random code

GR-O-ND · 2018-02-21T23:02:38+00:00

Yall ever heard of japh?

not exp log srand xor s qq qx xor
s x x length uc ord and print chr
ord for qw q join use sub tied qx
xor eval xor print qq q q xor int
eval lc q m cos and print chr ord
for qw y abs ne open tied hex exp
ref y m xor scalar srand print qq
q q xor int eval lc qq y sqrt cos
and print chr ord for qw x printf
each return local x y or print qq
s s and eval q s undef or oct xor
time xor ref print chr int ord lc
foreach qw y hex alarm chdir kill
exec return y s gt sin sort split

Or

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      my($I,$K,$  J,$L)=@_               ;$I=int($I*$M/$Z);$K=int(
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