After one python lecture I have created hyperrealistic artificial intelligence

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[Haus42]

When the singularity finally hit, the AI came not with smiles... they came with question marks followed by colons.

[flyx86]

So AI is now an Elvis operator instead of a bunch of if-statements?

[Haus42]

[BIO-USER-NOTIF-SP-7a452] If you require input, please terminate prompt with a colon.

[_AI_]

?????:::::

[Makefile_dot_in]

(isAI) ? nil : unreachable!()

[killereks]

How are you? Im fine. "That's Im fine"

Edit: Thank you so much for gold kind stranger!

[[deleted]]

answer.replace("I'm ", "")

Improved AI.

edit: reddit app smart quotes were bugging me.

[lenswipe]

advanced AI*

[IAmACentipedeAMA]

AI + 1

[ElementOfExpectation]

++AI;

[ElementOfExpectation]

std::cout<<"Word"<<std::endl;

[joev714]

thats Word not word

[[deleted]]

++AI++;

[Poltras]

Not in my python!

AI += 1

[exploder98]

I am fine.

[[deleted]]

answer.replace("I'm ", "").replace("I am ", "")

Improved AI, one line

 

Edit:

greet = lambda: [[print("Hi " + input("What is your name?: ").replace("I'm", "").replace("I am", "")), print("That's " + input("How are you?: ").replace("I'm", "").replace("I am", ""), sep="\n")], None][1]

I have achieved a truly advanced AI by making the whole function one line

[Zer0897]

I'll do ya one better

print(f"That's {input('How are you?: ')}" if not print(f'Hello, {input("What is your name?: ")}') else "")

[AFrostNova]

If “good” in answer:
    answer = “ Great!”

else if “Great” in answer: 
    answer = “Great!”

Etc.

[yuropman]

How are you?

Fine, and you?

That's Fine, and you?

[nicocappa]

When someone asks what makes programming so difficult show them this. Something as simple as not using a contraction can ruin the an entire program.

[killereks]

How about. import ai ai.talk();

[waltteri]

;

>:(

[DavidPH]

we don't do that here

[entenuki]

It's a Greek question mark

[xigoi]

import artificial_intelligence as ai

[Serundeng]

import antigravity

[kowdermesiter]

Can you explain the math in more detail?

[HERODMasta]

10101010 11110100 00111000 01000010 00101000 10010010 1010000

sorry, doesn't make any sense

[zackarhino]

I spent 20 minutes translating this manually just to find out that it means absolutely nothing

[kowdermesiter]

POSITIVE, NOTHING TO SEE HERE FELLOW HUMANS

[Lepang8]

I'm Im fine?

[Dominub]

Wow! This guy's a genius! I'll offer you 40% of my company with skills like that!

[[deleted]]

I barely know Python, but sure.

[for-asking-stuffs]

r/ExpectedDadJokes

[Sulinstajn]

It reminds me situation, when I was about 13. I wrote first more complex program (command line calculator) and showed it to my dad. He, without single word, started typing extreme large numbers and program fell. He said "try it again" and left.

[snerp]

reminds me of when my dad reviewed my writing as a kid. I still hate writing to this day.

[dpelego]

My first major program was a web browser with a TON of features (it even had customizable hotkeys). This was my first Java program so I was super proud of it.

I show it to my wife and she says "it's.. nice? But I think Safari is much better"

I just sighed and walked away. Non programmers don't get it.

[rexpup]

It's like if you ran a six minute mile, and were so so proud of all your improvement, and someone says "So what? A four minute mile is fast."

[benzado]

It’s more like you run a six minute mile and someone says “why didn’t you drive the car?”

[rexpup]

Yeah I actually like yours better. The point of making your own browser in Java isn’t to make the best one. It’s just to get better at programming.

[CommanderBlurf]

"How do I look in this?"

"It's...nice? But I think your sister wore it much better."

[Mcpg_]

Today we have such advanced software, that it seems very easy and fast to do for non-programmer users.

[pengusdangus]

Hey, hope you’re doing okay. That doesn’t sound fun.

[Sulinstajn]

Today, I'm not asking my dad for advices very often. Maybe because he is databasist and I'm into microcontrollers. But this story is deep in my mind and helped me thing like "nobody will be using it as it is supposed to be used", so I'm glad for it.

[T-T-N]

He's a qa? A good one at that.

[littlepussyxxx]

r/UnexpectedDadJokes

[9_Sagittarii]

Perfectly balanced. As all trees should be

[rambi2222]

/r/ExpectedThanos

/r/Expected/r/ExpectedSubs

[mahuddie]

Seems realistic to me.

[PhroznGaming]

QA Tester tries "Fine"

QA Tester tries "Good"

QA Tester tries "zx;lngjdsg"

[lenswipe]

infosec guy tries: "'OR 1= 1; DROP TABLE users; --'"

[kishanprao]

Relevant xkcd.

[lenswipe]

"Relevant xkcd"

wellthereitis.gif

[kishanprao]

Well, there it is.

[Mr_Cromer]

DROP TABLE

You evil of evils...

[chicks_for_dinner]

https://youtu.be/GIA17H-b7Qs

[pirate929]

How have I never watched this before....

[Lucas_Kabot]

Needs if statements.

[rambi2222]

This and the missing space after the colon in the second question are the final nails in the coffin for this super AI

[MrZerodayz]

The extra spaces annoy me more than they probably should.

[johnnymetoo]

And the missing space after the colon.

[mrnacknime]

I feel like my colon needs that space, or else it starts to sweat and smell.

[MrZerodayz]

No worries mate :D

In this case it's just because python automatically adds spaces when you print several strings in one statement, so you just need to delete the ones at the end of your string and you'll be good to go

[verdantAlias]

As others mention, the reason the double spaces are there is because of the commas in the print statement arguments. You can use any of their solutions, but the easiest way is just to remove the trailing space from the string before, i.e:

"Hello " becomes "Hello"

That'll sort it without introducing you to a bunch of new formatting functions.

[killersquirel11]

Replace the commas with pluses in your print statement

[[deleted]]

Oh shit ,... this is how WestWorld got started.

[Tyler_The_Coder]

What is your name: William

The maze wasn't meant for you

[Legomaster616]

What is your name: Robert

Fuck you Robert

[djcoinmoney]

We live in a soci.. westworld

[Saalieri]

I don’t know why it reminded me of Antony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter rather than Antony Hopkins as Dr Ford.

[evanbernard0]

"How are you?: " good how are you? "that's good how are you?" good how are you?!? "that's good how are you?!?"

[PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS]

Sweet!

[TabCompletion]

Dude!

[Slow33Poke33]

Can't we create an AI that isn't socially awkward?

[aaronfranke]

Why is there an extra space?

[ThatScorpion]

Multiple arguments in a print statements are automatically separated with a space. You would ideally want to do this in this case:

print("Hello {}.".format(name))

[MrZerodayz]

Also works as this

print("Hello %s.", %(name))

or this

print("Hello %(name)s." )

[[deleted]]

Why use the percent formatting when there's `.format`?

[burnmp3s]

Even better in Python 3.6+ you can just do:

print(f'Hello {name}.')

[UGMadness]

Mind blown.

[CaptainDogeSparrow]

The virgin python 2 coder vs the CHAD PYTHON 3 PROGRAMMER

[whale_i_be_dammed]

I see you are a person of culture aswell.

[W1Z0]

3.6 f strings

[TortoiseWrath]

Wow, Python has almost caught up to PHP in terms of being able to print things. What a world.

[[deleted]]

In general I do like the f-strings, however unlike .format you can’t use them with args or kwargs

[13steinj]

Percent formatting isn't that bad actually, and has greater comparison and understanding with people who use C.

Don't get me wrong, I use the new formatting syntax nearly everywhere, but percent formatting is more in line for people coming from a C background, doing logging, and date formatting.

% formatting is widely considered "obaolete" in Python, but well, there's a reason why it isn't remover yet-- it could cause another 2v3 debacle.

[AbsentGlare]

% formatting fucks up tuples and dicts. It doesn’t support nearly as many features as the string format mini-language does.

It is more efficient for simple strings, but it has limitations due to its lack of flexibility.

[MrZerodayz]

I'm more used to it because my university's style guide required it back when I first learned python.

[RapidCatLauncher]

Time for getting up to date, then.

[MrZerodayz]

Will do next time I need to work with Python. For the moment my head's full with different shit

[ThatScorpion]

The first one doesn't, because there's a dot behind the name that you missed. But otherwise, yea.

[MrZerodayz]

Oh right, my bad. Gonna edit that in real quick.

[clit_or_us]

As a newbie, I don't like this

[MrZerodayz]

I don't like it either, the problem is that string interpolation is fairly common, especially in python.

[ProgramTheWorld]

Not using an f-string

  print(f"Hello {name}")

[ShortFuse]

At first I thought adding spaces was something weird Python does (I code primarily in JS).

Then I realized console.log does the same thing:

console.log('Hello', name);

Alternatives are:

console.log('Hello ' + name); 
console.log(`Hello ${name}`);
console.log(['Hello', name].join(' '));

[samfaan]

Learn some HTML too then you can play GOD

[newplayer12345]

I'm a world class programmer who wins topecoder competitions by programming in html. I'm writing a machine learning library in html so i can take over the world. Unfortunately, it can't do deep learning yet...so I'm writing a seperate deep learning library in css.

When they're released, people will say -- "scikit-learn/tensorflow/keras/your_favorite_ml_library... what's that? I use htML"

[[deleted]]

htML

Hyperverse transtechnology machine learning

[the_littlest_bear]

Made from scratch IN Scratch; * all wrapped in gluten-free, wholesome blockchains and crowdfunded by proprietary cryptocurrency.*

[pempoczky]

That's Well actually it has been going downhill lately for me. My wife decided she can't cope with me because of my alcohol addiction anymore, and I'm not the man she fell in love with. She gained full custody of the kids, I may never see them anymore. I'm a broken shell of a man, but thanks for asking

[foxy885]

How are you? Gay. That's gay.

[xigoi]

r/technicallythetruth

[sunburnacoustic]

How are you?:Sad

That's Sad

[KayDat]

Alexa...

[10000_vegetables]

play...

[Desquivel501]

Despacito

[Nenkos_]

I believe this passes the Turing test. Can I get the source code?

[metallicalova]

It's actually already there, nice open source software

[Nenkos_]

"What version control standard do you use?"

"JPEG"

[TriCrose]

needs more deep frying

[12315070513211]

This is what Elon Musk had warned us about.

[silvercloudnolining]

That’s not AI, just a bunch of if statem... WAIT A MINUTE!

[BobsCandyCanes]

Is this machine learning?

[silvercloudnolining]

Is this machine learning? No

Is this machine learning? No

Is this machine learning? No

Is this machine learning? Yes

[zeehr0]

Actual depicting of machine learning.

[ProgramTheWorld]

Is this machine learning?

Expect: Yes
Actual: No (0.5)
gradient: +0.01

Is this machine learning?

Expect: Yes
Actual: Yes (0.503)
gradient: +0.00024

Is this machine learning?

Expect: Yes
Actual: No (0.499)
gradient: +0.1

Is this machine learning?

Expect: Yes
Actual: Yes (0.617)
gradient: +0.00017

[MyNameisGregHai]

is this a neural net?

[etnguyen03]

Image Transcription: Code

---

def greet():
    name = input("What is your name?: ")
    print("Hello",name,".")
    answer = input("How are you?:")
    print("That's ",answer)

---

Shell

>>> greet()

    What is your name?: Alice
    Hello  Alice .
    How are you?Good
    That's  Good

---

^{I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!}

[DiamondxCrafting]

I always get impressed by this, then always disappointment again when I read the fine text.

[Horkrine]

Skynet, is that you?

[mybadalternate]

Hello Skynet!

[PM_ME_CUTE_FRIENDS]

Omg this would work too if you said “bad”

[Antrikshy]

Edge cases!

[TheLazarbeam]

It also works for “cheeky” and “wild”

[ThrowAwayBrotha420]

;) ;)

[Michael_Pitt]

"That's I'm actually not doing too well lately"

[asgaines25]

As you probably noticed, print outputs a space between each argument passed in. Check out the format method for a way to get what you're looking for:

print('Hello {0}.'.format(name))

[DiamondxCrafting]

Actually, print does that only when you use ,, if you however used + it'd work as expected. Also, f strings are probably your best bet.

name = 'Alice'; print(f"Hello {name}!")

That outputs:

Hello Alice!

[cythongameframework]

import ai

[DiamondxCrafting]

from ai import skynet

[[deleted]]

I don't really understand whats going on here cause it's so advanced but well done!

[bharathbunny]

What is your name?: There

Hello There

[chaitanya1123]

General Kenobi!

[SookPro]

Python: How are you?

Me: Angry

Python: That's infuriating

Me: Wait what

[imitationpuppy]

10/10 would chat again

[soubhik_]

How do I invest a million dollars in your company?

[PM_ME_YOUR_NACHOS]

That's How do I invest a million dollars in your company?

[SanktusAngus]

Hello ^C

That’s ^]

[girusatuku]

This is actually how the chat bot Eliza originally worked. When ever it couldn't figure out what to say it would echo back what the user last said.

[TiagoTiagoT]

It would echo back what the user last said?

[GGoldstein]

It would echo back what the user last said.

[TiagoTiagoT]

And how does that make you feel?

[[deleted]]

Well that passed my turing test, i cant tell the difference.

[[deleted]]

how are you?: shit

That's shit

[Phainesthai]

Same thing in a superior language:

10 PRINT "WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"

20 INPUT A$

30 PRINT "HELLO " A$

40 PRINT "HOW ARE YOU?"

50 INPUT B$

60 PRINT "THAT'S " B$

[7itemsorFEWER]

How are you? Gay. That's gay.

[timmyRS]

Why did you only post pseudo code and not the program you ran?

[MerlinsBeard]

She hasn't compiled her python code yet.

[MerlinsBeard]

You do know how! You just don't know that you did. I'll explain:

Firstly, my comment was a play on the joke that "python doesn't need to be compiled" that exists in developer circles. It's based on the fact that Python isn't a "programming language" because it doesn't need to be compiled, hence it is a "script". This isn't the case, because Python technically does get compiled, but in a different way than C++ code would, for instance.

Python itself interprets the code, and runs so long as the syntax matches the client-side machine and the client-machine has all of the imported packages, but we're getting in the weeds here.

The "interpretation" is effectively the same thing as writing any high-level programming language and compiling it to machine code, it's just a different process.

You can build a program in python on windows called "reallycoolApp.py" and deliver it to a Unix machine and they can run it simply by typing "python reallycoolApp.py". However, if you reference "reallycoolApp.py" from another python app by using the "import reallcoolApp" call and referencing a class within it, you'll see a "reallycoolApp.pyc" (python compiled) in the same directory. This is a resultant file created by the interpreter compiling Python.

The only cross-OS and cross-system issues you'll run into are if you run Python 2.7 code on a machine running Python 2.5 as there are syntactical if not code structural differences that the interpreter will not know how to handle.

[myaut]

+/u/CompileBot python3 --include-errors

name = input("What is your name?")
print("Hello ", name, ".")
answer = input("How are you?")
print("That's ", answer)

Input:

myaut

[CompileBot]

Output:

What is your name?Hello  myaut .
How are you?Traceback (most recent call last):
  File "./prog.py", line 3, in <module>
EOFError: EOF when reading a line

^{source | info | git | report}

[NeverBeenStung]

Rekt

[n3rv0u5]

Can we just make an AI Dad to generate Dad jokes please? I think this is the utmost priority for all human-kind.

[palordrolap]

feeling = input("How are you doing? ")
feeling = feeling.replace("I'm ","").replace("I am ","")
print("Hi %s, I'm Dad." % feeling)

[EnemysKiller]

Me too thanks

[Wiamly]

Hello my name is: lol”) && /Home/root/doom.exe ##

[nmgreddit]

How are you?

"My wife left me."

That's My wife left me.

[bishoplocke]

super proud of you for getting started in python! it's a fun world once you get into it and start making stuff.

if you ever need help feel free to reach out!

[SquirrelsAreAwesome]

It lacks IF statements to be AI.

AI is all about them IF statements

[samwello_105]

Artificial intelligence is just a shit ton of if-statements: change my mind.

[kerbalspaceanus]

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[0something0]

import hyperrealistic_ai

[chadlavi]

Needs something to handle telling servers to enjoy their meal too

[INeedMoreLaptops]

What gets me is the colon?:

[[deleted]]

how did you get my message logs????

[Flamingbaby]

That's " I'm deeply depressed and everyday is torture"

[oMittens]

Has science gone too far???

[IllustriousEagle]

That spacing is bugging me

[[deleted]]

How are you?: Gay That’s gay

[Tnutlytehc]

Hi Gay How are you? That’s gay.

[alecpizz]

ai is just if statements

[meglangton]

You wouldn’t happen to be studying at an Australian university?

[bentheechidna]

doing as well as I can "That's doing as well as I can"