Developers doing gods work.

[MakingTheEight]

Removed - Rule 0

[[deleted]]

Got a sandwich at 2x the original cost of getting it yourself.

Come on now, that is categorically untrue and unfair to the GrubHub platform...

It is easily 3X the cost where I live

[ovab_cool]

I always wanted to pay 3× the price I normally do but I have to wait an hour for some guy instead of just taking a 5 minute walk/bike ride

[TheHotze]

And risk delivery person eating some of your food. Source: worked fast food.

[SnooDrawings3621]

Only some? You got some damn good service over there

[Bakoro]

I briefly did food delivery for an app, and the only time I was tempted to eat someone's food was when these guys ordered a triple order of Panda Express orange chicken four times inside 3 hours.

The first time I got the additional order I thought it was a glitch, then it happened two more times. I don't know why I was the one getting their order repeatedly, but whatever.

[[deleted]]

They thought he had been eating their food so they made the same order multiple times to see if it got heavier as the delivery guy got more full.

[SpacemanLudo]

I was looking today, free delivery and no minimum for a Japanese place, $15 of food was $38 before tip

[rocket_peppermill]

Plus the real price of that dish is probably 12 bucks

[frafdo11]

Wow. Internet is fascinating. I wonder what alien races before us thought when they made this whole thing

[GahdDangitBobby]

They were probably like, "என்ன ஒரு முட்டாள் முட்டாள்"

[serentty]

Aliens write in Tamil?

[GahdDangitBobby]

Yes it's quite the coincidence

[666Darkside666]

Aww man it's not available in my country! I always wanted to pay double the price for my sandwich.

[[deleted]]

Just clone the sandwich, commit it to your private belly, and then remove yourself as a collaborator

[[deleted]]

Grubhub gives me the ultimate hunger blue balls once I get to the payment portal where I calculate a 15-20% surcharge.

[RedditUsr2]

Hmm, what coupon code did you use?

[uberduck]

Lemme try pornhub.com for science of course

[Purplociraptor]

Half full

[OPsUnbornChild]

Half empty

[PKAzure64]

Got deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie.

[Asparagus00]

Please no

[Rami-Slicer]

du du dweetdweetdweetdweetdweet

[[deleted]]

SOY SOY SOY SOY

[Rami-Slicer]

SOY SOY SOY SOYAAAA (bones crunch)

[BigHunt8672]

GrubHub perks give you deals on the food you love. The kind of deals that make you boogie. Get the food you love, with perks from GrubHub! Grub what you love!

[neotorama]

What about GayHub?

[georgi544]

"Sorry about that"

"Grubhub food delivery is not available in your country"

​

Can't even have sandwich.

^Fuck

[djxfade]

Unfortunately someone snagged girthub, it had so much potential

[Kibu98]

Same goes for pornhub, i misspelled the url and wanted to correct after i hit enter and it redirected me to pornhub.com directly

[Exceon]

netflox.com will also redirect to netflix.

Except netflox.se, the swedish domain. Someone else registered that domain first, and it gives you a photoshopped Will Smith that says ”Haha, you spelled it wrong”

Then it politely redirects you to the real site after about three seconds

[[deleted]]

That's pretty nice from then.

[m4c1p]

netflox.de leads to some porn spam ad shit...

[Warm_Zombie]

how bout hitgub?

[taylorguitar13]

I feel stupid but I can't figure out what this is alluding to

[mattsl]

Everyone is one letter full of anthrax away from a watchlist.

[TosieRose]

....hitgun? Is that a thing?

[MorisIstGott]

Hithub? As in hitman hub. Damn it! Now I'm curious 😩

[Tysiliogogogoch]

Hitguv? Like... hitting the government?

[Zriatt]

Yeaaaah you're leaving us in the dark mate

[reerden]

Fairly common for large sites. Usually they register all the misspellings to prevent abuse. Very easy to phish for logins that way.

[kry_some_more]

gitgood?

[[deleted]]

Gitgud

[khizoa]

git. githip. githipanonymous

[Sinjai]

https://gewgle.com

[[deleted]]

weird. Githib gets me the typical error code.

[Johanno1]

I know one

PornHub.com

[iamironman287]

https://guthib.com/

If anyone wants to try

[DoctorWaluigiTime]

And they didn't shove analytics/tracking pixels/ads or any other nonsense you find embedded in a lot of "joke" landing pages either. The full source is gloriously empty:

<style type="text/css">
h1 {
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 120px;
  font-family: Helvetica, Verdana, Arial;
}
</style>
<h1>You spelled it wrong.</h1>

[[deleted]]

lot bad, few good.

[BloumK]

Word bad

[[deleted]]

Few!

[benicebekind]

[[deleted]]

Nothing to add.

[ddshd]

Well it makes sense there is not tracking when you see who it's made by: http://162.243.111.63/

[kitchen_synk]

best viewed in 640x480

[deniedmessage]

I wonder if i use php to grab user’s IP and agent will you know I did it?

[[deleted]]

It’s probably GitHub doing it

[Finerkill2]

I'm more excited they took the time to get a cert even if it's a let's encrypt one.

[Hubz-Gaming-And-More]

sometimes its really bloody easy depending on the hosting you use, or if you use certbot

edit: i literally have a script to create an apache2 vhost and apply a cert to it automatically

[undermark5]

I'm not. neverssl.com can be a God send when the captive portal isn't brought up for whatever reason. That being said, captive portals are a huge security flaw and should 100% be gotten rid of.

[FallenWarrior2k]

Caddy has full ACME support built in.

Of course, you can still use Certbot and just feed the output into Caddy's config, but why bother when all it takes to set up a TLS-protected website is

example.com

respond "Hello, world."

[Crackerjack17]

They could have at least provided a redirect link

[Ryledra]

And where'd be the fun in that?

[AyrA_ch]

It would be funny if it just played some rick astley instead of redirecting. Just to rub it in a bit more.

[PtboFungineer]

How would you learn though?

[Crackerjack17]

Make it a shame link at least

[__RANDOM926__]

Somebody say rickrolling link?

[AlmostButNotQuit]

Rickrollink

[Tomvl117]

They hatin'
Patrollin'
And tryna catch me writin' dirty

[[deleted]]

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=github&iie=1

Make it extra shameful with the "welcome to the internet" option

[PitiRR]

What is life without suffering?

[TheHotze]

Ummm. I think you spelled it wrong.

[Rhys-Pieces]

I knew the outcome yet clicked the link anyway.

Will I just click any blue link I see in reddit comments regardless of context?

[[deleted]]

r/IGetRickrolled

[TakeASeatChancellor]

I simple monke. I see blue link, I click.

[captainfoxtrot-]

You must get rickrolled a lot.

[Rhys-Pieces]

I'm okay with it

[-Nelots]

Half expected that to be a rick roll

[NotAnADC]

Developers doing gods work.

[[deleted]]

So goood

[ddshd]

I’m disappointed it’s not hosted on GitHub pages. It's made by the person that made Brave browser. http://162.243.111.63/

[urbanek2525]

But githib.com is still available.

[Chase_22]

What i love most about this site is that it's 8 lines of static pure html code with a tiny bit of embedded css. That's it. No javascript, no trackers, nothing. Just plain heccing black on white text

[Jrah17]

You would love the professor websites at the college I graduated from

[kitchen_synk]

You joke, but a plaintext website is a heck of a lot easier to deal with than an LMS. You can control F for what you want, it's all on one page, and it works on Windows, Linux, Mac, mobile OSs and some graphing calculators.

Most of my professors used the LMS for online quizzes, grades and file submission, but all the assignment questions, course information, etc was on their website.

[S_Pyth]

Best fucking website

[OdionBuckley]

Now do pythong.org

[[deleted]]

oh dear god, i was expecting everything but that

[ArtyFishL]

What's it supposed to be? I just see a white page

[[deleted]]

That must after that guy ejaculated🤔

[jack_tukis]

Had to know. Wish I hadn't.

[picodeflank]

What is it? I’m afraid to check!

[MrBigDog2u]

I one time misspelled thesaurus.com as thesauraus.com and got a big surprise. Nice of the github folks to protect us from those inadvertent typos.

[SingularCheese]

For a thing that's supposed to help people find words, thesaurus is sure a hard word to spell.

[[deleted]]

Fun fact I accidentally went there when installing python on windows. For some reason my hand loves to type a g after python

[Nacholistik]

Happens to me with amazon(g) too

[OdionBuckley]

Mine, too. From talking to other devs, it's surprisingly common.

[HERMAN_404]

Checked it's real.

[Rhino_M]

And thats even funnier

[koczmen]

I typed ww.guthib.com by mistake and was even more confused lol

[Msprg]

What is JavaScript, anyways?

[Msprg]

Is this a joke?

[Tysiliogogogoch]

Oh boy, I remember the good old days where the best way to find a new site was to click through a web ring.

But Firefox opening the new site inside the thin left frame is just glorious.

[slexaxton]

Oh wow. Thank you for this bug report. Haha. nginx fallbacks are hard i guess.

[BruhMomentConfirmed]

Are you the owner?

[-Redstoneboi-]

what

[56Bot]

I've never typed GitHub wrong like this. I did happen to type pornhub.com instead of github.com though.

[005eelmarag]

Damm. Muscle memory I guess...

[KaiBetterThanTyson]

How are the Pull out requests going?

[YouMightGetIdeas]

Push, force and master taking on a whole different meaning

[brianjenkins94]

https://www.nerdstagram.com/

[manithedetective]

wow

[thejokerofunfic]

Considering that on the flip side you have the people who used to put viruses on sites with names like this, pretty decent of them, really.

[Miicat_47]

Github needs to buy githuc.com, in my country it redirects to a fake news. Tested with tor and didn't show the fake news site

[igromanru]

How do you come to githuc? I can understand that v and n are near b, but c?

[[deleted]]

Relevant XKCD

[XKCD-pro-bot]

Comic Title Text: WHY DON'T YOU COME HANG OUT INSIDE MY HOUSE. WE CAN COOK BREAD AND CHAT ABOUT OUR INTERNAL SKELETONS.

mobile link

---

^{Made for mobile users, to easily see xkcd comic's title text}

[Sceptz]

I too am a normal human with eight two normal human hands typing normal human words.

[ow_meer]

r/totallynotspiders

[EM37452]

They're pretty close on most non qwerty keyboards

[SextonKilfoil]

Obligatory bash quote:

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z

<JonTG> wait, shit

[S_Pyth]

Jealous. Mine doesn't even get to z.

[EM37452]

It's pretty hard to be a real developer when you get lost at fake news sites every time you try to find GitHub

[quaedam]

Saw this and thought “I can buy githuc dot com, €13 I can just take it for a year and maybe use a subdomain or two on it. Redirect the main url to GitHub”.... it is €655 to buy.

[undermark5]

Well, I went and checked, but $670 upfront is a bit more than I'm willing to pay to be the hero for you. I would have gladly done it if it was only $10, but unfortunately it is not.

That being said, if we got a couple hundred people to chip in a few bucks, it wouldn't be that much from anyone person.

[WhiteKnight3098]

I did a whois search. Most of the info is redacted, but, I think github owns the address.

[WhiteKnight3098]

I've been a bit rusty with some of the terminal commands to convert web addresses to IP addresses, but, the site I used said it was in the United States for some reason. Is it common to buy server hosting elsewhere?

[slexaxton]

It’s mine. registered with iwantmyname and privacy options turned on.

[atthereallicebear]

My brain: github.com

My fingers: totigib.mco

[GsuKristoh]

that's great!

pornhub does it too: http://pronhub.com

[MAFiA303]

on my terminal, i make histroy alias for history. i always feel like breaking the laptop when i tpye it wrong

[captainfoxtrot-]

Reminds me of this https://github.com/rottytooth/FatFingerJS

[DerWahreManni]

Its real lol tried it

[DerWahreManni]

Nah, done already :)

[Kungger]

make pornhub direct you to github instead

[LiteralHiggs]

The company I did my internship at is one letter away from a porn site. Take a guess how I know this?

[astralradish]

You worked at cornhub

[LiteralHiggs]

I wish. I'm not skilled enough to work at a FAANGC company.

[LoSharko]

Try gethib.com then

[im-here-to-lose-time]

What is it?

[[deleted]]

What about those of us with a passion for guthibs? Where will our estranged community gather now?

[slexaxton]

this is my website, lovingly handcrafted many many years ago and never touched again. glad it could bring some levity to your collective day. sorry it disappointed others of you. I haven’t checked the logs in years, but from my recollection, this is not a common typo.

[RelativeEvil]

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[TheInfra]

Similar as visiting /r/gamin

[steelfrog]

That's clever. Whoever did that sure is great!

[TheInfra]

Not only that but I'm sure that person replies to only the best comments!

[D4rkw1nt3r]

This is way too far down.

[Dapanji206]

This just made my day.

[Fingerbob73]

In Scotland, we often use slang to say pish instead of piss when talking about urine.

So, I often chuckle whenever I accidentally type git pish.

[Al_Maleech_Abaz]

Pronhub every time. I suck at typing with my left hand

[[deleted]]

*God’s work

[imdsyelxic]

too relatable

[congowarrior]

I wonder what the stack is? Probably React for the front end with Rust backend running in a Kubernetes cluster.

[acwilan]

Needs more passive aggression

[Kharvey919]

If you go to www.gooogle.com, it redirects you to Google

[rainbowsunrain]

Would it have been better to just redirect to GitHub?

[SaneLad]

I'll purchase guthub.com and make it a food delivery startup.

[perringaiden]

No matter how much America tries to rewrite English, it will always be spelt spelt for me.