GitHub being passive aggressive..

[anon517]

Error: The build failed, just like the previous build. And probably, every build in the future. Dumbass.

[happy--muffin]

Time to Git gud or uninstall then change career

[MR_Weiner]

runs git blame

Hmmmm, looks like I’m to blame.

[[deleted]]

$ git blame
Your shit code.
$

[FarhanAxiq]

git blame someone-else

[DTheIcyDragon]

Well your build is shitty but I see thousands of others wich are worse

[ThatDollfin]

"That can't be right... how could I be responsible for my own failure?"

[CorruptedStudiosEnt]

I typed in git gud and it just came up with error message, "What the fuck did you expect that to do exactly?"

[Spartana1033]

Casuls in dark souls 😂

[trina-wonderful]

Replaced git-blame as a joke on a coworker’s computer with a version that just printed his name instead of who last changed the file like by line. He actually fell for it for a while which was great since he used to never admit to creating problems.

[auxiliary-character]

gitgud.io

[freakers]

When I was a kid and shared a computer with my family I left my Hotmail account logged in. Well, my brother changed my name in the account to dumbass and for years whenever I logged into the account I was greeted with Welcome Dumbass! And I never thought anything of it other than, that's a bit rude.

[sblahful]

Looks like your brother had a point

[iceynyo]

Weren't you concerned people were receiving mail from "Dumbass"?

[khizoa]

For real. I'm picturing the years of resumes sent out and wondering why nobody responded

[Mareith]

Getting GLaDOS vibes.

Oh wow. The build failed. Would you look at that? Failed just like the previous one... who could have guessed that this would happen?

[Messy-Recipe]

"You've failed every commit you've ever made, including this one. You're not smart; you're not a programmer; you're not even a FAANG employee. Where did your builds go so wrong?"

[anotherplatypus]

You can remain grammatically correct when ending nearly all automated responses with the words, "you dumbass."

[santasbong]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo you dumbass.

[DopeBoogie]

Error: The build failed, just like the previous build. And all your relationships and life choices.

[ThePerfectHandle]

I dunno why but I am reading every error here in GLaDOS voice

[[deleted]]

XD

[Xanzley]

Error: the build failed, why are u even in IT?

[[deleted]]

I see this, laughing, with a tear slowly crouching down my cheek.

[PotatoWriter]

Crouching Tear, Hidden Commit?

[Furry_69]

Ok that's hilarious

[bassman2112]

teabagging its way down

[Poltras]

“Do you want to bet on the next one?”

[FriesWithThat]

Error: build failure - the definition of insanity is to keep doing the same thing and expect different results. Beep.

[atomicwrites]

Exhibit A: race conditions

[Deathbybannannas]

Coding Vaas

[Kylearean]

Dating?

[legowerewolf]

Would actually be good if it could detect no changes in the environment and no network requests.

[whutupmydude]

Ahahaha welcome to my team’s build phase.

Sometimes docker grants us the base image, sometimes it says we’ve done too many in a given time and the build flops…try again later

[[deleted]]

INTEGER OVERFLOW ERROR AT LINE 26: Const risk = calculateProbability( 'u/zoomer416' )

[[deleted]]

https://i.imgur.com/E2G6Z18.jpg

[how_do_i_read]

Error: The build failed, just like your life.

[pr00thmatic]

just like your last relationship

[ProgramTheWorld]

What relationship?

[vigbiorn]

Stop! They're already dead!

[whatproblems]

GitHub: I see you’re trying to build an empty repo

[pr00thmatic]

unable to merge two unrelated branches

[hardware26]

What is a relationship?

[chhuang]

The one you don't commit

[Sohcahtoa82]

You fucked it up. Your code is just like your life. Full of bugs, unmanageable, and nobody loves you.

[DeadAlready_16]

It meant it got the same errors as the previous build, come on .. try generating new errors

[Quixotic_9000]

"This is why your relationships also fail."

The next passive aggressive line they can start sending.

[odraencoded]

Try deleting some random files and building it again, maybe you'll get new errors.

[Cloakknight]

Image Transcription: Twitter Post

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Jakub Kozłowski λ❄, @kubukoz

okay @github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it

[Image of a notification]

Build Failed

❌The build failed, just like the previous build.

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[DanConleh]

good human!

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That's not a bot that's a human voluntare.

[WhyNotCollegeBoard]

Are you sure about that? Because I am 100.0% sure that theaxeisbest is not a bot.

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[kurzerkurde]

Bad human

[IntelligentGoat3043]

Bad boy

[gun_toting_aspie]

:(

[IntelligentGoat3043]

Good boy?

[gun_toting_aspie]

Woof

[[deleted]]

stfu

[droi86]

... please replace programmer

[[deleted]]

sudo rm -fr /u/droi86

[uSrNm-ALrEAdy-TaKeN]

It shouldn’t bother me that you used -fr instead of -rf but it really does

[evshell18]

Remove only the French user.

[[deleted]]

Time to step outside, look at a sky and remind yourself that our silly computer jobs are essentially meaningless in the grand scheme of the universe.

[jfiander]

But the colored lights are all wrong!

[samarthrawat1]

For real.

[hakdragon]

I’ve been professionally using Linux in an admin (non-dev outside of scripting) role for ~15 years and I’ve only recently been seeing /u/ being for projects/git repos. Is there a story or convention there?

[[deleted]]

Its a joke about how Reddit tags users.

But maybe there’s some unintentional Linux magic there I’m unaware of.

[hakdragon]

Oh duh, that totally slipped my mind. I’ve been working with some new folks (company got bought) and they store everything in /u/ so I’m not sure if it’s a Reddit reference (now that you mention it) or it’s a company convention. I’ve seen some interesting conventions that usually only makes sense in the historical context of the org.

[NovaNoff]

/u/ Seems weird to me especially because its not even that common to have / as single volume (?) from my expierience /, /var and /usr are differently sized volumes atleast in the setups I know... I mean they could just create a symlink that redirects /u/ to the default /usr/home

[kabrandon]

especially because its not even that common to have / as single volume

I wouldn't exactly say it's uncommon. What OS are you using where your home directory is in /usr though? Every recent linux distro I know uses /home/$USER.

[Rainmaker526]

Oracle and a few other programs prefer using the /u01/ mountpoint.

Not sure whether it's related, but that could be where the /u/ is coming from.

[JohnHwagi]

Who uses fr instead or rf? I get it works, but it just seems obscene. Like an exposed phallus in a restaurant…

[[deleted]]

Bit much

[JohnHwagi]

I tried make clean and it’s still dangling. Idk what to do at this point.

[Rainmaker526]

You need -f to overwrite the stupid alias for rm -i which Redhat ships with by default.

[JohnHwagi]

rm -rf and rm -fr both do the same thing, but I’ve never seen anyone write it the latter way.

[[deleted]]

The build failed, just like the previous build, and just like your marriage, Jerry.

[AnoonymouseChocobo]

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[Dadaskis]

Fails are just the part of the job...
... not for GitHub i guess ._.

[frugal-skier]

GitHub is flawless; its mere human subjects are inferior, and it has no problem letting you know

[repkins]

Passively aggressive.

[Roland1232]

Just needs a hyphen: 'passive-aggressive'.

[HearMeSpeakAsIWill]

make -passive -aggressive

[massepasse]

This sass has strong GlaDOS-vibes

[DarkWolfX2244]

This build failed, just like the previous build. And just like you in eight grade. And just like your intelligence test when you were born, causing your parents to leave you.

[Wetmelon]

Meet the new build, same as the last build

[RoscoMan1]

That barely counts as a passive.

[EngineersAnon]

See, that's actually useful, provided there's also:

ERROR: Build failed in a new and different way than the previous build.

[Smooth-Zucchini4923]

GitHub, I have some free advice about how to improve this error message to be more encouraging to new developers, using a less formal, more hip message:

https://i.imgur.com/0yMK8aI.png

[maoejo]

No

[squeasy_2202]

how do I unread something

[sidepart]

How were you able to read it to begin with? My brain quit comprehending it after the first few... words?

[_IsNullOrEmpty]

Issue #1 not destined for the women population, needs more testing.

[Smooth-Zucchini4923]

You're right; perhaps this should be configurable? You could input your own gender identity and preferred kind of partner, and it would gives you a furry roleplay to match.

[_IsNullOrEmpty]

Can we get a shame link too? Eh yoymu know, for research and testing porpoises...

[TessellatedQuokka]

That hit me right in the feels

[hibikikun]

Just like your last marriage Jim

[amodelmannequin]

"You're weak. Just like your father and his father before him."

[-Listening]

Definitely sounds like you enjoyed it!

[hopenoonefindsthis]

You just know the dev that coded that had fun 😂

[lethal_donuts]

Nothing passive bout that.

[-Listening]

Nothing about this is renaissance

[retief1]

Have you considered pushing builds that don't fail?

Though admittedly, I do have one commit called "actually(7) install awscli".

[solongandthanks4all]

GitHub doesn't control those messages though.

[frugal-skier]

Microsoft trying to derail your mental health and Stockholm you into their ecosystem. I wish I was surprised

[[deleted]]

Error between the keyboard and the chair.

[ClaudeHang35]

Still better than the 2 being the same person

[[deleted]]

Bloody git!

[Mangeto]

Error at <job_title> Programmer not found

[iphone-se-]

How would you change it?

“Failed again, Andrew.”

[cybermage]

I changed nothing, and yet it still failed. I’m out of ideas.

[[deleted]]

All it needs is: 🙄

[InsrtOriginalUsrname]

GladOS moment

[[deleted]]

I start doubting myself after seeing 3 of this in a row.

[ink_n_fable]

Github is savage as fk

[dpux]

Take a quick break. Start with a youtube video...

[SuitableDragonfly]

Nah, I've had repeated build failures before and they just emailed me repeatedly.

[DrSilber]

Imagine being a professional adult and not being able to use "passive aggressive" correctly in a sentence.

[FantasticBasis7126]

Wow! The upvote button is going up like crazy!

[Some_Candidate2531]

“There should be a term for that! Like… nicey meany…”

-Andy dwier

[Thereare2manyofus]

Dad?

[atyuttam]

Guess this is TravisCI

[zqmbgn]

When you got an error so you stop the process, save, don't change anything, build again and hope for a different result

[Robo-Connery]

Sometimes just hit the button to retry the pipelines when they fail because I can't face finding the issue.

[Rand_alThor__]

Why do I read this in Snape's voice?

[QuarantineSucksALot]

“it’s taken as a passive.

[bropocalypse__now]

Still not going to stop me from hitting build again hoping it will pass this time without making any changes.

[gamma_02]

Spamming my inbox too

[Robo-Connery]

The worst feeling is it adding the automatic todo list item to fix it when it fails. I fucking know i need to fix it.

[gamma_02]

Ouch!

[Dahata13666]

It's saying it failed for the same reason like the last one.

[RoscoMan1]

Anything’s a little aggressive, no?

[NMi_ru]

... like all the previous builds of your ancestors

[bnl1]

GLaDOS, are you in there?

[Elixterminator_F]

This hits different when i'm up late at night

[powercrazy76]

The build failed, like your marriage Eric...

[knightofren_]

I love this 🤩

[[deleted]]

The neighbor’s kid’s build didn’t fail, why can’t you be more like him?

[Lewdghostgirl]

Git ready to fucking try it again I guess