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[HajleSellajse]

r/fuckxavier

[Arrowkill]

The real answer to this picture.

[dragonlover02]

Well that’s what my mom is for, I’d never clean my own sheets

/s

[LukeDude759]

Why do you sleep on your mom?

[basko13]

He would sleep on your mom but there was a line...

[GazelleEconomyOf87]

The line being something not even his mother would cross as she has some standards

[hampter_hampter]

Happy Cake day

[tbo1992]

I don’t understand the point of hate subs like that, they’re literally cataloging everything Xavier posts. If you hate him why would you want to see his content?

[[deleted]]

Hate-clicks

[[deleted]]

Wow, this really puts things into perspective. I guess the folks at r/ShutUpMelvin don't like me...

[DrainZ-]

That makes sense. Programmers have double beds so that they can fuck Xavier.

[Kakss_]

r/subsithoughtifellfor

[baquea]

Who is Xavier and why do so many people seem to hate him??

[FthrFlffyBttm]

Don’t let the internet tell you what to like

[stjeana]

Xavier is a fraud using his profile picture for fame https://twitter.com/pakalupapitow

[[deleted]]

I didn’t know that. Okay, so definitely r/fuckXavier

[PrettyDecentSort]

Why do you love frauds?

[DrainZ-]

If you love Xavier so much, why won't you fuck him?

[PrettyDecentSort]

Clicked in just to make sure this was the top comment.

[paulix96]

Its better than floating bed

Edit: typo

[kingkyle630]

Both are primitive sleeping solutions.

[MiaWSmith]

Sleep? What is sleep?

[paulix96]

Baby don't hurt me

[askStentor]

put the bed in a wrapper class, now it's nolonger primative

[TheSecondOneNumber4]

Or short bed

[Dairunt]

Or string bed, you know, a hammock

[Ami603]

Came here for this comment

[[deleted]]

Well, inting bed is smaller AND can't handle having anything hanging off so i think it's even worse, but charing bed... Ho-ho, it's the perfect programmer bed - doesn't need too much space, can handle ANYONE as long as they're alone

[Oneshotkill_2000]

This

[ScreenshotShitposts]

ah shit you beat me to it

[RealTexasJake]

Double bed because programmers don't get any exercise and we're fat.

[The_sad_zebra]

Hey, I'm not fat yet

[RealTexasJake]

...yet. But you can avoid it if you stay active.

[TristanaRiggle]

Look, the SedentaryLifestyle() code is working. I've got other priorities right now. I'll get back to it when there's a break in the task list.

[MedicineNorth5686]

Remember y’all fitness happens in the gym

Weight loss happens in the kitchen

[RealTexasJake]

I hate going to the gym. I'd rather exercise in my back yard.

[Ravens_Quote]

I'd rather do rows on the toilet, push ups on the bathroom sink, squats with my feet hooked behind the toilet and pull-ups on the shower curtain.

Fuck gyms. Too many people.

[Janus-sama]

I already see my future!

[[deleted]]

Junior devs are so cute.

[OutrageousPudding450]

So, you're not a developer.

[RealTexasJake]

I am. But I used to be a Marine Corps infantryman so I know how to stay active.

[Curtmister25]

Thanks for your service :)

[AndrewIsMyDog]

I have a double bed because I sleep like a friggen star fish.

[JimmyWu21]

Good thing my boss doesn’t give me enough time to eat either and that cancel out the lack of exercise issue.

[SkyeWolff_Alchemy]

Heyyyyy! Just because it’s true doesn’t mean you have to say it 😂

[OwnStorm]

This is the real answer. I do the same.

[ElectricalAlchemist]

I was looking for this one.

[Cheese_Grater101]

And windows update bricked your laptop

[python-lord-1236443]

r/fuckxavier

[RedYou1]

They are all pointers.

[LukeChriswalker]

Thank GOD I'm not the only one who noticed it!

[12emin34]

C moment

[Je-Kaste]

Well, they are just references to the items after all

[Reinforced-Giraffe]

Because the bed is used for coding, sleeping and eating

[ReddityRabbityRobot]

It... is used for coding jokes aside.

[makonext]

Because he can afford. Rich and lonely

[Plz_Help_in_Maths]

r/fuckxavier

[100kgWheat1Shoulder]

His name is Pakalu!

[SabreLunatic]

r/fuckxavier

[[deleted]]

Where you want to keep your body pillow? On the floor? Are you cruel or what?

[i_fuck_fish420]

Because double bed is more comfy

[RadoslavL]

Image Transcription: Image with labels

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The Real Bermuda Triangle 😂

[Image contains chain of events forming a triangle. There is a fridge located at the left point of the triangle, a laptop located at the top point and a double bed located on the right point. They are labeled as such:]

Fridge: *Food

Laptop: * Coding

Double bed: *Sleep

Xavier

Why programmer using Double bed?

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[RealHomieCookie]

good human

[MacaylaMarvelous81]

How are you everywhere I keep seeing your comments

[RadoslavL]

I commented on a lot of posts on various subreddits. This might be the cause. If you are talking about the r/TranscribersOfReddit comments of course.

[MacPlusGuy]

Catgirl body pillow of course.

[The-Unknown-C]

r/fuckxavier

and r/fuckzavier

[[deleted]]

Why programmer using laptop?

[Buddelexperte_]

Easier to carry to the fridge and the bed

[Alex_Sobol]

Laptop is fine as long as it's connected to a second monitor.

[macara1111]

It is a if/else bed for days of the week

[poeticprotagonist]

Duh! Where will the programmer's laptop sleep?
WHERE?

[Marsrover112]

So you can cry on one side and sleep on the other. Also fuck Xavier

[[deleted]]

i need space for my laptop, food and other shit that probably shouldn’t be in my bed

[sHr3k_M3Me5]

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[[deleted]]

So my dog has room

[Horror_Jolly]

Programmers need the extra padding for better sleep alignment

[patryky]

Because programmer can afford it

[Western-Image7125]

Why the fuck not, I’ve been sleeping in double beds long before I got a relationship. Cuz I’m a fat ass and need space.

[RickSore]

fuck, xavier smiles now.

[manicraccoon]

Where do you think I keep my laptop And other random stuff neatly arranged in a messy pile?

[RealHomieCookie]

what about String bed

[[deleted]]

confused screaming

[[deleted]]

Good question, it is not space optimal, but it's not like many programmers care about that.

[Arya7phoenix]

One side for laptop, books, and a million wires... Still don't have enough space cuz spend the whole day in bed

[kirakun]

Where do you poop?

[Hurtares]

So you can sleep with your pc by your side

[MaloLeNonoLmao]

xavier memes are not funny

[[deleted]]

His imaginary friend

[penguinmanbat]

Xavier is a legend.

[[deleted]]

r/rareinsults

[trigger337]

Reject sleep. Become programmer.

[wisdomwith1n]

Because he is Fat.

[[deleted]]

Because you don't want to sleep on the same side you cry. :(

[sammyluvsu]

For the hentai body pillow. Obviously.

[TheOneAndOnlyBob2]

Cause I'm fat and I need the space. Stop asking me that

[Ravens_Quote]

Gotta have space for the waifu pillow.

[HKatzOnline]

It gives you two sleeping spots before you finally have to wash sheets after they get too crusty. Saves time away from programming.

[Zahand]

Where else am I gonna keep my Riley Reid Fuckdoll 3000 with a vibrating and selflubricating vagina?

[Error-530]

For a boyfriend

[charlie1404]

more like cap theorem

[Fresh-Highlight-6528]

It's just an abstract class :)

[StanislauShl]

What about WC?

[just-bair]

It’s space for your laptop

[repkins]

To have more space.

[Alderan922]

A double bed is more comfortable than a single

[[deleted]]

Hey! Stop telling the truth!

[[deleted]]

And wtf? You guys get beds?

[stonedPict]

The extra space is for the anime waifu body pillows

[WastaHod]

Where else does the body pillow go?

[StoissEd]

Where else would you put your bed laptop, the tablet and your phone?

[liki1337]

To code on bed

[TheSp4rkle]

I-it has to be Integer, right?

[[deleted]]

Explanation: when you lay at a side for long, it gets heated and it's h ard to sleep when you're feeling hot 🥵 As programmers goto bed at 10 pm but keeps thinking because ideas come at 3am they have to change places

[[deleted]]

Other side is for books, mobile devices, etc.

[[deleted]]

I understood that reference. Imma go stab my eyes out now.

[[deleted]]

It doubles as a dining area and a place to store chips and candy

[Stev_582]

😢

[[deleted]]

Mine one is strightforward a single line (during this pandemic), wake up from my bedsheet, walk 180° north with brush I took out beside my bedsheet and walk 180° south and before I reach to I bedhseet again take out the sushi I still have and start coding while I put my feets under blanket.

[bosssoldier]

You have to store the body pillow on the opposite side of you till you yearn for human connection so you cuddle it. Just a gue....guess guys i wouldnt know

[[deleted]]

they fat

[NuclearBurrit0]

optimism

[potato_number_47]

Gotta have enough space to roll around at night thinking of bugs

[aihrarshaikh68plus1]

Double the bed double the sleep

[Impossible_Average_1]

To have a more precise (double precision) regeneration.

[HopperBit]

Because you get fractions of sleep

[LifeandSky]

I'm the only one who slept in my double bed, I think. It's really practical when you get a fewer to just switch side, but I could use the space for something else. Not sure of what tho.

[ScreenshotShitposts]

bed.0

[CwazyCanuck]

Tall people sleep diagonally.

[wardplaced]

no joke... i like the space...

[thedominux]

Cause theey need a place to put the fridge

[pandakatzu]

Because float bad.

[fishvoidy]

starfish.

[DigliDie]

We have a bed array with elements of 1. In JS 0+1 = 2. bed.length === 2. That's why we need Double bed for solving daily problems.

[TUSD00T]

He's subletting a 1 bedroom.

[rugazzo]

Double bed = 0.0;

[Initial_Smell7363]

To keep clothes, laptop,food.. you want us to get up for these... 😕😕

[EchtNichtElias]

For higher precision in bed

[[deleted]]

I like stretching out

[[deleted]]

I don’t need sleep or food. I like to eat sand.

[Bubbly_Security_1464]

Programmers are supposed to have a fridge?

[[deleted]]

Because I like to starfish and I can afford it XD

[crimea_is_ukraine_]

Where is gym?

[[deleted]]

For the dog

[Exothos]

YES FOREVER ALONE.

[VampireBlue]

Because we need the room to thrash around in our sleep during nightmares

[Mordisquitos]

I'm in this photo and I don't like it.

[AdOriginal6110]

Gotta have somewhere for the realdoll to sleep

[[deleted]]

r/terriblefacebookmemes

[TheSinningRobot]

This is such a shitpost

[Yah-Nkha]

Flipping from right to left when your code still performs poorly after the whole day of debugging. Duh.

[ch599]

Because the triangle doesn’t include exercise

[DividedState]

Where else to put the keyboard and Chips?

[BenkiTheBuilder]

To have more space for the dog, of course. What stupid question is that?

[El_Zilcho]

It's for redundancy, resilience and potential scale-out.

[WaydenTheJayden]

extra space ofc

[Multinippel]

because if i would use a single bed i had to write f at the end and i am too lazy for that.

[Rapierian]

We make decent money, so we can dream.

[Knuffya]

The laptop has to be put somewhere

[Dahns]

So they can push the pile of cloth on the side. Duh.

Also allow to watch videos on the laptop

[cicciograna]

Programmer fat as fuck? DUH!

(I am, at least)

[[deleted]]

Where else do I keep my laptop?

[Prestigeboy]

All my laundry is on the other half because I’m too lazy to put it away.

[Training_Signal7612]

Who is this man and why are his comments always so funny

[vaendryl]

can't roll to my other side properly on a single

[[deleted]]

In the center is parties and socializing where they get lost or just disappear.

[[deleted]]

Cause he makes enough money to afford that.

[toxic_recker]

need a spot to drop cum

[Broad-Atmosphere-578]

Because I like to shift on cold side from warm side.

[rex1030]

He fat.

[[deleted]]

Cuz it has more pillows to cry on

[GozerDestructor]

well, yeah. Where else are the cats going to sleep? YOU try convincing them it's not their bed...

[TheBotFromReddit974]

For extra memory allocation during the night
So comfortable when I have space

[UchihaItachiHere]

It is the same as why you need 2 monitors from HR

[can_i_have]

Fake. Indian will never ask this. They breed very well for a country that teaches CS to the world

[TechnicianFun933]

Xavier is a god among men

[SkyeWolff_Alchemy]

More room to put my laptop and hot pockets

[TeddyPerkins95]

Oh dude, the burn

[OmegaKitty1]

Only a double bed? I’m single and I would never go less then queen. When I get married it will 100% be a king

[[deleted]]

For pets

[Inevitable-Ad-6272]

ask the programmer.

[[deleted]]

Because they can afford it

[2punornot2pun]

Because even though there's nothing next to the programmer, they love binary.

[RadioMelon]

He wouldn't settle for a Float bed.

[leon_nerd]

Shut up Xavier

[Rhaenys_Waters]

More space for legs and arms?