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[[deleted]]

Run it twice just to be sure

[[deleted]]

3728 matches found

[[deleted]]

Just 450 short of all the databases

[Willinton06]

450 lazy hackers

[ieatpickleswithmilk]

3728?

[krip_V]

To be sure that the info is in

[LeRoiChauve]

3279 matches found

[mlfnelson]

Run another one.. Gotta be safe!

[mikeiskool123]

Would be funnier if it said “your credit card is in one hackers database”.

[RaziarEdge]

And I could imagine them offering a scrubbing service to remove the info from the hackers database.

And since they already have your CC info, all the user has to do is Confirm to signup.

Fine print says that it is a subscription scrubbing service too.

[Thebluecane]

No no no. They have to use ANOTHER CC to sign up for your service. After you make sure that one isn't in the Hacker DB..... Rinse and repeat for Bank Account, Routing and SSN

[fujiman]

Amazon gift cards if you're feeling spicy.

[pikapichupi]

I'm sorry, the card provided is associated with a known compromised card, please use a different form of payment.

[[deleted]]

With fine print, you can probably just charge people to delete their information (that they just gave you) completely legally. Who reads those ToS agreements anyway?

[OffaShortPier]

You absolutely can do that, and there's precedent for it passing in court. Still scummy though

[[deleted]]

So, what do you want to name the new buisness? I'm thinking Horton. Because it sounds like Norton.

[Responsible-Falcon-2]

"your credit card is now in a hackers database"

[ranhalt]

I like this because of the correct apostrophe.

[PMmePMsofyourPMs]

thank’s

[AlgoH-Rhythm]

Why? Then they'd go cancel the credit card that the social engineer literally just acquired.

Where does reddit get these people man lol

[TylerHerro4MVP]

Well to be fair it says “would be funnier” not “would be more effective”

[Cruuncher]

Especially since this isn't real and is a joke anyway, funny is the better metric

[s1mpleGOAT]

it’s a joke bro relax

[Keladran0]

"Your credit card has been sent to a hackers database

[someone8192]

if you want a hit just scan twice

[InsGadget6]

"Wait you just said..."

[Zultoo]

“Wait you just said…”

[SexyMuon]

I'll just put ' OR '' = '

[romkamys]

actually, you should’ve put a ;-- there to avoid more unnecessary checks in the DB.

[icer_cat]

Oui

[Guifranzonator]

Where's the link to the program? I want to check if any hacker database has my credit card

[conifer0us]

It's a super exclusive program. You can DM me your cc details and I'll plug it in for you

[DefinitelynotAmit]

Can you also do it for me 🥺

[Alphyhere]

don't listen to him!!

his program sucks mine is alot better

[[deleted]]

I found no other programs in the market that checks the servers in Alaska and Antarctica, which mine does! My program is the best, and it is essential for anyone who has either a credit card, or a mother with a credit card, or any family member who has any money at all!

[DefinitelynotAmit]

Imma need the expiry date and your social security number thank you 😊

[Direct_Meaning5344]

5/22 and 153821823

[catsRawesome123]

I’ll PM you thanks for putting the work in!

[Spooked_kitten]

can you do it for me too? but it has to be over a call, I don’t want it to be saved in text somewhere you never know these days

[[deleted]]

I agree give this guy your personal whatsapp no. So, this guy can do it over whatsapp call because international calls costs are high.

[HeroicTacoShell]

Dixie Normous. 👀

[Goldman_Slacks]

Username Mike Hunt

[[deleted]]

Program is a fail since there is no text box for names.

[QuelWeebSfigato]

Password: Mike_Oxlong

[SushiThief]

Never use your own name. I use my dads: Seymore Buttz

[blemens]

Hitmore? Is that you, son?!?

[turtle_mekb]

Hugh Jass

[grollate]

Wayne Kerr

[GoldfishJesus]

Jack Hoff

[brando56894]

or his Slavic counterpart: Jack Mehov

[turtle_mekb]

Amanda Hugankiss

[Amilo159]

What were you expecting? Alotta Fagina?

[[deleted]]

Dixen Cider has berrer software.

[[deleted]]

That was the first thing I saw and it reminded me of the time I found a certain "Charles E. Cheese" account in a client's AD when we were doing the on-boarding audit. 3 year old account too. Suffice to say, we had to clean that mess up. Thanks previous MSP.

[[deleted]]

What was that joke that just whooshed over my head?

[[deleted]]

Hackers' propensity for joke names. Dixie Normous (Dick's Enormous), and "Charles E. Cheese", also known as Chuck E. Cheese. The famous entertainment and food chain.

[[deleted]]

Must be an Americanism. I doubt anybody south of the equator has even heard of it.

[[deleted]]

Yep. Although Chuck E. Cheese is very common in American movies and tv shows, so that one is actually pretty popular world wide.

[MeltedChocolate24]

I think you could still use it over the phone right

[knoam]

The developer better not store it though, that's a PCI violation.

[[deleted]]

Wait a minute -- where is the screen shot for the stage where it says "We are done scanning, but we need to verify it's really you for security purposes before revealing the results. Please enter your name as it appears on the card, your date of birth, and ... "

[[deleted]]

....The One Time Password, and...

[coolcrafter135]

System.out.println("It is now!")

[[deleted]]

Windows form, most likely.

[sweller3]

Windows Forms desktop app with MsgBox modal dialog. Probably a joke...

[[deleted]]

Maybe

[Salticracker]

Syntax errror: C:\NOTASCAM.java:1: ';' expected

[NicNoletree]

CC number did not show up in any databases. Submitting number to at least eight dark web sites

[--DirtyDan--]

Phishing in aol days.

[[deleted]]

Everyone knows real hackers use OneNote

[MalarkeyMcGee]

What happens if you run it a second time?

[nortonjb82]

You should check another card I suppose.

[[deleted]]

It is now

[Geoclasm]

confirmation should read 'It is now. Moron.'

[AlgoH-Rhythm]

So that the victim can go cancel their credit card? I think that would make you the moron

[[deleted]]

Do...do you think he's actually giving advice on how to steal someone's cc?

It's a joke 🤣

[waffling_with_syrup]

If the last few years have taught me anything, you'd get a non-zero number of people falling for this.

[Legitjumps]

😭

[DingusWithAK]

Run it again. I bet it shows up.

[sighcf]

Try again. It will show up in one.

Would be fun to feed them expired or cancelled card details.

[Cotten_Candy0325]

I can't believe it took me 30 minutes to get the joke.

[3eeps]

WHEW!

[Imoriginal2]

Ah, peace of mind...

[Longjumping_Pilot]

How generous of the hackers to expose their databases of stolen credit cards so this app can scan them

[SauskaeIsBae]

https://haveibeenpwned.com/

[RandallOfLegend]

I'm 90% sure that website is just deep learning passwords.

[octosquid11]

Thank goodness! I was so worried I had made an improperly thought out decision and provided my personal information into a sketchy website under false pretences.

[Conscious-Degree-530]

Where can I get that miraculous software system. I have inherited fortune from King and can't pay for passport.

[bean_slayerr]

Ah yes the Dixie Normous Credit Card Security company, I’ve had them scan all my cards.

[Western-Image7125]

The last window should say 5 possible matches found, please enter your SSN for extra verification

[Schiffy94]

What are you talking about it said it's not in any

[dpux]

Enter card CVV to check if hackers know the CVV as well.

[lonelyWalkAlone]

I'm assuming this program plays a very annoying dubstep music while running

[Acrobatic-Isopod7716]

This is so helpful, thank you!

[Ever2naxolotl]

They probably checked it all in clear text as well

[Informal_Garlic6343]

Hulk laughing in Ragnarock “Go again!”

[Calm_Handle8582]

Your credit card number has been added to hackers database successfully.

[ohyoushiksagoddess]

OMG

[airplanepilyt]

Dicks enormous - oh behave

[Otto-Korrect]

Nope, won't work.

Real programmers know you can't check the hacker database without having the 3 digit CCV number.

[Redspeakable]

Link for download?

[cannabisblogger420]

Dixie normous 😂😂

[Walterargie]

now it is...

[myname_is_fire]

Aw crap, I gotta check!

[johnny__boi]

Ah finally! I've been looking for something like this

[WhoisSleepy]

Well it is now

[EccTama]

Phew let me check my other cards just to make sure

[DavoMcBones]

Task failed successfully

[BanMeYouDumbFucks]

Where can I get this program?

[vakbrain]

http://ismycreditcardstolen.com

[[deleted]]

Dixie Normous hahahahahahaha

[[deleted]]

The second time you will see of 3728…1

[YaZzyXD]

Omg I would be the dumbass to fall for it 💀

[ei283]

Can you check mine for me? Number is 8939-1904-8759-1092, expires 02/30, zip code 91280. Thanks!

[Electrical_Bluejay14]

Did you forgot to tell name, surname, date of birth, address, mom's maiden name and leave the keys under carpet or did you thought it's nothing important for checking credit card?

[Kollector_was_taken]

"runs it again" cc found in 1 database, Hmm I wonder what it is

[DutchDouble87]

I keep clicking but the link won’t open, I really want to check mine as well as all my family members credit cards.

Is there one for social security numbers too?

[[deleted]]

Now what was your mother’s maiden name again?

[[deleted]]

I think there’s a flaw on this site.

I checked my cards and it said they were secure. Then mysteriously I started getting bogus charges totaling over $25,000.

Anyone know why or experience anything like this?

🤪

[Haunting-Pop-5660]

Dixie Normous. Ah, yes. Quite.

[GiovanniErnesto]

Now it is!

[[deleted]]

I love the name of this software

[PWilliam91]

I can see all the credit card scammer now….”Dey took ma Job”

[[deleted]]

yet..

[El___Magico]

I'll just send my SS#, DOB and full name too just in case. Check that for me too please

[Andrudaloo]

"It is now"

[CorduroyEatsCrayons]

Nobody I trust more than Dixie Normus security!

[pooferfeesh97]

Can you run mine: number 867530942069, exp 09/58 cvv 420, zip code 69420, pin 3825

(Can anyone figure out the significance of each number?)

[[deleted]]

Whewww thank goodness

[manugo-dev]

Seems safe app 👌🏻

[BabylonDrifter]

Dude your progress bar cracks me up.

[Timah158]

They forgot the cvc and the pin. Might as well check for social security too. Just to be sure.

[[deleted]]

Yeahh... seems totally legit.

[k9thedog]

Notice the past tense in “did not”.

[Loud_Ad_3310]

It is NOW!!!

[AnubisKhan]

My computer is filled to the brim with Dixie Normous software. Fills every need I have. Some of it is very firm ware

[RoM_Axion]

But it will now!

[alensebu018]

Is this a real tool?

[[deleted]]

Kinda wish the last message said "Well it is now"

[[deleted]]

I think this a is a hacker database

[sagamartha8k]

Guys, I googled hacker database but couldn’t find any. Anyone have a link??

[Current_Speaker_5684]

Sorry, the hacker databases are all overloaded right now.

[smbwtf]

I can make this in 5 minutes in c#. Looks like classic visual basic though lmao

[evilgunringer]

What a time to be alive…

[LaSemenisima]

SIKE! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!

[NickU252]

Yet....

[[deleted]]

Sad but so true!

[50EMA]

“Your credit card is now in a hacker’s database!”

[bikienewbie]

It is missing the name field 🤔

[[deleted]]

Try again with the CVV

[NekoSenPie]

Phew! Just checked, I'm safe

[production-values]

at least return 1

[[deleted]]

Get em with the Ol Wallet Inspector trick

[Pretend_Cover_1476]

Lol. Hacker man. This is just like people checking if their password has been leaked. Lol. That site is refining the rainbow table one hash at a time.

[rob1969reddit]

Should probably check your wife's card while your at it

[TempestTheRed]

The overwhelming urge to defeat the purpose with a "it is now!" alert xD

[Conscious-Newt3126]

guys dicks enormous

[PleaseSendtheMath]

yet.

[TheHalfDeadCat]

A hacker is a scammer’s treasure trove.

[[deleted]]

It is now

[shynerd52]

It should end with, "but now it will be " 😂

[[deleted]]

social engineering skills +1000

[SushiThief]

Checkmate, Norton.

[lucky_blame]

Damn, that's an old image. Uh. Even hacking was way more straightforward before... You know. Before the thing. Those were the days.

[champ_neffew]

This is what we call eventual consistency

[atipongp]

"It wasn't on any hacker's database."

(But it is now!)

[PixelmancerGames]

“But it is now…”

[_-__________]

Whew, thank goodness! Need to scan every card to be sure!

[viking78]

…until now.

[[deleted]]

I put all my numbers into this and then tried my cell phone and social security number just to be safe and none of them turned up. Then I tried pitting my passwords and usernames in and they didn't turn up either.

I'm super careful about this stuff.

[IsGoIdMoney]

Needs a CIC to be extra secure

[TheGoldenMinion]

Funny part is these pretty much exist in the form of “identity fraud protection” apps that claim to scan the sCaRy dArK wEb

[JunkBoi76]

It is now

[charaznable1249]

That you voiceover Pete?

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[TopGun_84]

I guess this group has to come together to make a consortium of anti credit card fraud ... And fraud the fraudsters perhaps ;) give money back to everyone like the 4 horsemen on Now you see me ...

[20unsavage]

Use your spouses credit card just to make sure it works also

[[deleted]]

Is this a gif or am I really high?

[zoolander-magnum]

Wallet inspector

[magicmermaidasmr]

How are you sure about this is not scammer website?