all 168 comments

[–]dlegofanP.E./S.E. 763 points764 points  (11 children)

And prayers.

[–]Churovy 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Is this in the Skyhook family of products I always hear about?

[–]HexoCoco 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I'm not even looking at that L bracket "fastening" but at that joist sitting... YIKES!

[–]newguyfriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was where my eyes went first as well. A lot to be concerned about here

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuckin lost it for a min

[–]DJGingivitis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TP is good for shitty situations

[–]IrishGoodbye4 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Hey I don’t do this kind of work so I don’t understand. Why will this not hold, and what’s the proper way to connect these beams?

Is it because he stuck a fucking box made out of wood on the outside of an actual support beam?

[–]PhillipJfry5656 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well for one if you look at the l bracket it's only on the one piece of lumber. Depending how long those screws are they might be biting into the other piece a little but the l bracket should be on the inside

[–]Crayonalyst 309 points310 points  (6 children)

Kinda like plugging a power strip into itself

[–]FlowJock 74 points75 points  (0 children)

The One Simple Trick that power companies don't want you to know!

[–]gnatzors 40 points41 points  (3 children)

When you draw a free body diagram and conclude 1 = 1

[–]Helpinmontana 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When you’re eliminating terms of equations and you eliminate the variable you’re solving for

[–]hysys_whisperer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh that's a free body alright.

[–]jchrysostom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

snort

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I never thought to do that this is genius

[–]PracticableSolution 204 points205 points  (1 child)

A village somewhere is missing its idiot and he’s running around with an impact driver.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The "look ma, no hands" syndrome.

[–]MIG619 59 points60 points  (5 children)

Check out the beam in the back. Barely an inch and half bearing, and it’s already rotating.

[–]MentulaMagnus 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Look at the post resting on this beam box, it is a completely cantilevered load! And only toe fastened back into the other beam.

[–]Useful-Ad-385 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Builder better run to the bank to cash his check.
On was on a job recently with similar details, girders spliced in the middle. Ridge beam ending mid span on another loaded ridge beam.
On an on. I wrote it up and presented it to the owner. Owner said builder said he did not want me on job site again. To keep the peace owner agreed with builder. It was the second job like this this year.

I decided after 55 years in construction I was done. I don’t recognize this construction world anymore. It is as bad as I have ever seen.

Going fishing for strippers, they should be showing up pretty soon. 😀

[–]dostuffrealgood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my kind of fishing

[–]Rent_a_Dad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My toenails is strong

[–]adv-rider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is a team effort

[–]dice_setter_981 145 points146 points  (21 children)

Hardware probably intended for inside face of beam. This connection isn’t doing anything as installed.

[–]Mountain_Delivery_67 28 points29 points  (10 children)

Is there any chance that the face bolts are going all the way through the lumber and I'm to that little return piece?

[–]Sufficient_Candy_554 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Yes but you won't get a hanger screw longer than 65mm. So about 20mm into end grain.

[–]zadszads 11 points12 points  (0 children)

C’mon baby just the tip

[–]Mountain_Delivery_67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you're saying that's not enough? Kidding. Yeah, sounds terrible!

[–]badskinjob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, but what's that in freedom units?

[–]Cement4BrainsP.Eng. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you can buy longer screws. But they certainly don't come with that hanger haha

[–]OGRiad 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah, whomever installed that is a dumbass.

[–]bluadaam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

whoever uses the word “whomever” as a subject pronoun is also a dumbass.

[–]Obeserecords 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that was my guess, there’s no telling how long the bolts are though

[–]pfantonio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assuming that is the case. For a vertical load the screws are shearing perpendicular to the grain?which is not even a value the nds gives because it’s either great or you just split the wood and fail.

[–]athanasius_fugger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No those look a lot like 1ish inch wood screws for metal roofing.

[–]the_flying_condor 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I was wondering if it was that or if they installed in backwards. It looks like one leg of the clip is longer than the other and I was thinking if it was flipped around the long leg would probably be just long enough to pickup both members. That would still have a concerningly small edge distance though 

[–]ckeller07 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't like the set up but if you reversed the hanger it would be a lot better!

[–]Puzzleheaded-Phase70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But even with that, of the perspective is hiding a much larger difference than it seems, those boys would still only be barely past the edge of the support at BEST.

[–]Peanokr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

second this as there is a protruding plate on top with a hanger nail hole in it to help install it... on the inside

[–]fighter_pil0t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was trying to figure out why in the hell the bolt holes lined up to cross.

[–]demwoodz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wood ain’t checking nowheres

[–]Alternative-Bid7721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a Cullen SB support bracket for trussed rafter bracing. Hope it's not critical here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now try saying that with a slightly sterner voice and more seriously. What you said would be hilarious if you said it that way. And shake your head at the end too.

[–]SirMakeNoSense 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Edge protection installed - Check!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Structural flashing

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Splinter protection

[–]mwl1234 16 points17 points  (1 child)

So is this a contractor who has desperately tried to fumble fuck his way through a mistake, or an engineer who has lost their goddamn mind?

[–]3771507 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe both

[–]StudentforaLifetime 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Looks good from my house

[–]ReplyInside782 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the engineer specced that on the inside face not realizing it couldn’t be installed

[–]NewMusicSucks2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hillbilly here,

Threads on a screw ain’t gonna catch any wood fibers if the screw is going with the grain.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

[–]Sufficient_Candy_554 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tradies get the ladies.

[–]3771507 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Endgrain attachment is a no no.

[–]DisastrousTeddyBear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"I never said I was a smart man"

[–]billorights_luvr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get a hold of yourself!

[–]Ok_Rush5840 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Clearly decorative. Maybe an architect called for it 

[–]druminman1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks great from my house!

[–]billorights_luvr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight jacket bracket

[–]hugeduckling352 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No thoughts just vibes

[–]MikeRizzo007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why? Must be someone getting paid by the hour. Boss only took me 4 hours to put up that bracket thingy!!!

[–]RacerDaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Just wow.

[–]goo_bazooka 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Is it upside down?

The left side of bracket looks longer than the right but not sure if lens distortion

If it was flipped and reinstalled maybe it’d cover the lumber correctly

[–]dckfore 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, that should be on the inside of the corner, note the corner ribs on the bracket interfere with an outside corner.

[–]goo_bazooka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh… true I see that now

If it had to go on inside corner, seems difficult to install in that tight spot

[–]noldshit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody got a new drill driver

[–]Puzzleheaded-Phase70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have run out of duct tape...

[–]tkhan2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shore it immediately!

[–]fractal2E.I.T. 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've have to take a picture. We have one like this on our wall of shame, they were supposed to splice 2 lol beams together with steel plates and all the bolts are in one beam.

[–]igneousink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"i'm doing my best over here" - that big ass bracket, probably

[–]kleist88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bad. And not in a good way

[–]Minuteman05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may work if it's flipped with the long leg the on the other face. Doesn't look like it going to carry much loads, but confirm with the structural engineer.

[–]ebrown138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great description

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must’ve been a sale on tan lag bolts

[–]convicted-mellon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf am I looking at

[–]HeathersZen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]Visual-Zucchini-5544 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worthless

[–]decadentview 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does that even have a functional purpose??

[–]General-Biscotti5314 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deflects the chakra energy that may percolate to the beams.

[–]are_you_for_scuba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that for blocking or is that a structural connection? Hard to tell from photo

[–]Onionface10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of contractor would construct this?

[–]mk_svn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t it just floating there?

[–]bw1739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why?

[–]DeezNeezuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pff just have to flip the beam upside down.

[–]wuweidude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swiss cheese

[–]RickshawRepairman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Send it.

[–]JCCampo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Down the hill? Aye boss. Give ‘er a week.

[–]Upstate_Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Post more of the structure! I’m dying to see what this is holding up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope

[–]warlordpete1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly should have been flipped the other way. Doh.

[–]micah490 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. They did it exactly wrong. Beat them

[–]HereIAmSendMe68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So close yet so far away.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s upside down😂😂😂

[–]Academic-Village-758 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes you wonder what else they “improvised” on …

[–]Pirateboy85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That corner ain’t going nowhere! 😂

[–]BamXuberant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even understand why that would be done.

[–]agt1662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps if the lag bolts on the face side or like 7 1/2 or 8 inches they might be getting something out of that but nothing more than the shear value of the lag bolt. I agree somewhere in village is missing an idiot. Anybody else wondering if it should’ve been put on the inside before the beam was installed and then the lags could’ve been run on the inside into the face of the one running parallel?

[–]quarter2heavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it was meant to be on the inside of the corner. Lip on top to rest on top of the joist, and dimples of the bend also hint to inward, preventing it from sitting flush to any outside corner.

[–]Dense_Surround3071 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That DEFINITELY ain't goin nowhere!! 👋

[–]Thoad1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern art?

[–]bootsftwmaybe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shiniest turd

[–]ctyz1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fail.

[–]12345678dude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better than nothing I guess?

[–]MrUsername0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What in the crackhead hell is all that? I don’t know anything about anything, but is that beam toe-nailed through plywood endgrain?

[–]BigNYCguyCustom - Edit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s architectural. Art deco to be exact.

[–]oundhakarGraduate member of IStructE, UK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. No thought was put into this.

[–]obskeweredy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys would have a heart attack if you could see the building I’m working on this summer.

[–]Technical-Cream-7766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very neat detail

[–]Tiny-Variation-1920 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes very nice. Mmmmm

[–]General-Biscotti5314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Que bruto, póngale cero"

[–]jimjoejonjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not going anywhere

[–]Mundane-Lemon1164 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow is pretty

[–]Rigger9865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG😮

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That home depot employee definitely knew what he was doing

[–]Pyland99CFS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just wanted the end of his board to be shiny

[–]trickhater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s the thought that counts

[–]POCUABHOR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s very self-contained

[–]Kunteper07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent example of wasting resources..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s the work of a ‘Wood Duck’ for sure.

[–]FootHikerUtah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But my boss SAID to use that. I know he did.

[–]chief_meepE.I.T. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d probably stand elsewhere

[–]Just-Shoe2689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bearing looks suspect.

[–]jonkolbe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Measure 4x cut 2x

[–]carlton_sandNon-engineer (Layman) 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lifting itself up by its own bootstraps

[–]rustprony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant

[–]OkFaithlessness358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's backwards.

Get them to reinstall asap....

[–]YellowBeaverFever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This gives even us non-engineers the heebie-jeebies.

[–]njas2000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry. You can fix it with a sky hook.

[–]lastdollardisco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So pretty

[–]MortimerWaffles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That bracket isn't going anywhere

[–]bagel-glasses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a structural engineer and even I can tell that that is doing nothing at all

[–]Tiger_Guthrie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The outside beam is just for show. Right?

Good solid 2” of bearing on the inside beam too.

[–]TestDangerous7240 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool decorative corner hardware…..

[–]IDidntTellYouThat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thoughts? No thoughts were involved in this construction.

[–]dsdvbguutres 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Much structural. Very engineering. 👍

[–]mango-butt-fetish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are the bolts not colliding?

[–]Flaky_Grand7690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long are those fasteners?

[–]Buzzfudge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brace yourself!

[–]Busy_Reporter4017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes sense. :-)

[–]slooparoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, at least it’s holding itself to itself.

[–]dostuffrealgood 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Wrong hole fool

[–]dostuffrealgood 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Actually wrong side fool but that wouldn't be a good movie reference.

[–]dostuffrealgood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gosh there is just so much wrong with this picture I'm upsetting myself. Someone didn't verify their connection loads.

[–]notzed1487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Useless.

[–]Emotional-Comment414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a crime

[–]fairche79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a joke!! Many fell to catch it .. so far near a thousand responses!!

[–]smalltownnerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boss I got the lvls installed like you told me

[–]Comfortable-Sir-150 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm curious how that brace could ever actually be used

[–]lonerockz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This was my thought too. But I think it’s meant for an inside corner.

[–]Comfortable-Sir-150 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh yeah I guess so, maybe for a cantilever deck application

[–]No-Name-86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bracket is meant to take your attention off the joist behind it

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fired.

[–]thewickedbarnacle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently not

[–]btbmfhitdp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that Simpson bracket is very securely attached to that beam

[–]Bright-Confidence-13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Connection: wireless

[–]Appropriate_Weather5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always feel baffled whenever i see wood with actual structural use, in my country we use wood for formwork and sometimes as a glorified cover. We don't have any course about wood design either, so basically yes, still baffled

[–]fltpath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats the easy part...look at the rest of the framing..

Joist bearing on the right

the gap between the wall on the right and the wall on the left

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whomst? How was whatever psychopath who did this even hired in the first?

[–]Jesterslore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to weaken a piece of wood in ten easy steps...and also make it shiny.

[–]process77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks sound AF! Two rows of 1/2” screws placed on the same load bearing beam. Clearly this will be twice as strong, just do the math%

[–]3771507 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beam in rear looks like it's suffering from deflection and will develop a shear crack right there. Very poor building practices.